Hat Films react to A ONE MINUTE JOKE

[@xenophyte]

Hey guys, so I'm still recovering from being sick and saw this clip from Hat Films' video yesterday which instantly made me feel a bit better. I hope it'll do the same thing for you guys o/

[@cen7469]

YOGSCAST Random Crap hope you get better soon then, being sick is shit x

[@tracebrentley8029]

Pro tip : you can watch movies on flixzone. I've been using it for watching a lot of movies lately.

[@alvaroazariah6116]

@Trace Brentley Yup, have been using Flixzone for months myself =)

[@jerichokayson9509]

@Trace Brentley definitely, been watching on Flixzone for months myself :D

[@DewaKrishna_]

The build up was real

[@melonface2232]

glory to the ezic order

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he absolutely abhored his name, and that he'd do almost anything to figure out how to get it changed. I asked him what he wanted to change it to, and he said "lee, like bruce lee or some shit." I was failing trigonometry at the time, and so I thought what the hell, and offered to help him in exchange for him doing my homework. Ling overheard us and chimed in, "If you do that, father will disown you as our child. That name has been in our family line for generations." Ving never really listened to his sister though, and he still wanted to go through with the plan. The next day after school, I drove him to the town hall. After we arrived, he had gotten the name-change sheet and was scribbling down information on to it when I saw his face change. I could tell he was extremely conflicted with his choice. Tears began to stream down his face. He finally decided that he was gonna have to cancel his request, and Ling looked relieved. The receptionist let us know that there would be a cancelation fee, and handed the fee waiver to her. Suddenly, A short asian man with neon shorts, ray-bans, and an american flag t-shirt bursted into the room. Ving turned in awe and stared at the man, as tears rolled down his cheeks. "D-D-Dad?" With a huge smile on his face, the man ran up and embraced his son. "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on the that fee, Ling"

[@spongmongler6760]

w... wut

[@kiyaday6174]

bless 4chan

[@T3X3R3]

old meme from 4chan

[@annalise7736]

BETS FUCKING JOKE EVER FUCK ME

[@pikariocraftf2802]

Oh my FUCKING God... XD

[@nikbol43below]

Half of the joke is Smith's delivery. And he nails it.

[@quickattackfilms7923]

So there was this kid in highschool and, since prom was coming up soon, he realized he needed a date. So he went to the prettiest girl in school to ask her on a date. But when he found her, he realized that there was a *long* line of kids waiting to ask her already. So he waited and waited and waited in line. Eventually, after what seemed to be hours, he eventually made his way to the front. He asked her out and, wouldn't you know it, she said yes. Now, since he had a date, he needed to buy a tuxedo. He went to the posh clothing store that sold tuxedos but, wouldn't you know it, there was a massive line of teenagers just like him waiting in line to get into this tuxedo shop. He waited and waited and waited some more in this huge line. Eventually, he was finally able to get inside and be fitted for a tuxedo. He had his date, he had his tuxedo. Now, he needed a flower corsage for his date so he went to this nice flower shop in the city. Lo and behold, there was another line of people waiting to get flowers. He waited and waited and waited. He was standing in this line for hours before he reached the front. But eventually, he was able to get inside and buy a nice floral corsage for his date. Then, after he had his outfit and flowers all set, it was time for the prom. He picked up his date and headed to the highschool where the prom was. Wouldn't you know it, there was a huge line of kids waiting to get into the school. So he and his date waited and waited and waited in this line. Eventually, they made it inside. After making it inside, he and his date were dancing and having fun. His date turned to him and asked him if he would get her a glass of punch. "Of course!" he said, and he headed over to where the punch was. There was no punchline.

[@djezzdehaan1521]

Quick Attack Films how could this happen to me

[@Taterz]

That physically pained me

[@x999uuu1]

Best one

[@cadedashnaw613]

**Coughs**

[@therogueadmiral]

I knew this felt familiar, and lo and behold, I'd heard it before. God. Damn it.

[@Louiscypher93]

Never ever ever ever ever ever get tired of this joke.

[@rebeljesus3470]

I keep coming back to this joke, i love it

[@annalise7736]

Best joke ever worth the three hour build up 👏👏👏 so clever and smiths narration tops it off

[@reyals474]

Make sure to support Hatfilms properly if you've somehow ended up here without watching the original video on their channel!

[@MrAntieMatter]

That was such a good video just so many shitty puns and jokes.

[@PierceArner]

That video made my whole day. So many terribly excellent jokes.

[@ianfeyaerts7155]

Long time no see mrantiematter

[@Peron1-MC]

what did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? dont eat if seal is broken XD

[@cen7469]

Defo worth it

[@cyren_]

Their laughter is so infectious

[@agentdash8999]

God, I love trott, his reaction to this made it so much better xD

[@Xavion]

this was amazing hadme laughing for like 10 mins my family thought i was going insane...

[@2pogiyou]

Thanks for uploading this hahahhhhhhhaha i havent laughed like that in days hahaha

[@Harlizarrd]

Smith has faith in cod for sure.

[@Swatmat]

i wish i had the confidence to pull this joke out when some one asks

[@Corndog4382]

This sounds like a Norm McDonald joke

[@judasiscariot2648]

ConRon these men are for the birds

[@1001Bastiano]

Damn... this joke was 6 years ago?! I could have sworn this video was only last year...

[@fathertimeo3908]

That was such a good fucking pun oml.

[@Arcothefox]

I find this highly amusing as there is part of the hatventures minecraft world inhabited by Prawns.

[@TheLostNord]

On a different note, my cat absolutely loved this.

[@IronLegionnaire1]

The amount of times I've told this joke and laughed at it myself like Trott...

[@crunchycrouton8938]

thought it was gonna end with him becoming a prawn again, deciding to befriend a shark, and then getting eaten immediately

[@shadrack1701]

I have told this joke to dozens of other people. None of them think it's as funny as I do. Which makes it even funnier to me.

[@PresumablyTunes]

best joke 2017

[@omicjam]

Reminds me of the ex-tractor fan joke

[@Zz-qr3mv]

I thought it was a "Just a crustacean" joke

[@prophetoftru7h]

the amount of mileage I've got out of this joke since the original video came out

[@ChanceBrunton]

Oh my, this is so good.

[@Dracan]

Best joke 2017

[@Elko740]

WORTH

[@hotscottrulz]

This fuckin guyyyyyy

[@roo407]

For cod and Ulster

[@nobodyshekatonchires]

I am back here again 😎

[@Murkrust]

wow that was perfect

[@kaicolston9785]

so GOOD XD

[@ifirebolti2789]

Fucking called it, just clicked at 0:35

[@Waffles1313]

Better Nate than lever.

[@finisanerd]

coolmentan

[@mickmickymick6927]

I thought it was going to be that the Cod asked him to change back and Justin said 'No fuck you I'm a shark'

[@underscoreit7974]

can someone type this out for me so i can send it to literally everyone i know

[@vladimirlenin8917]

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day, the first one was called Justin and the second was called Christian. They were continually being chased and threatened by a shark that inhabited the area. Eventually Justin had had enough, and he said to Christian "I'm fed up with being a prawn! I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time!" As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and told him "Your wish is granted!" And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark. Christian was horrified and immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend. As time went by Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely; none of his old friends would let him near them, as they thought he would eat them, and so they all just swam away whenever he approached. It took a while, but eventually Justin realised his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual, when he saw the mysterious cod again, and he thought it would be better if he could go back to his old life, so he swam towards the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked its coddy magic, and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more. With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks, Justin rushed to Christian's home. As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted "Christian! It's me Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me again!" Then Christian replied "No way! You're a shark now and you'll just eat me! I'm not being tricked into being your dinner!" Justin shouted back "No, I'm not a shark anymore! That was the old me! I've changed! I've found cod- I'm prawn again Christian!"

[@underscoreit7974]

Ferenc II Rákóczi thank you thank you

[@woodalowski8785]

@@vladimirlenin8917 amazing

[@Mabra51]

So where's the joke?

[@IronLegionnaire1]

"I've found cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!" "I've found God, I'm a born again Christian!"

[@Mabra51]

@@IronLegionnaire1 I don't get it.

[@IronLegionnaire1]

When people say they've gone through a life changing event, they say they've found God (big dude in the sky who apparently made everything) and that they're reborn (born again) Christians (part of the religious group known as Christianity) It's relying on the fact that cod sounds like god, prawn sounds like born, and Christian is a name and what you call someone who is part of Christianity.

[@okie9025]

@@IronLegionnaire1 so the joke is that those 2 sentences sound similar?

[@IronLegionnaire1]

@@okie9025 the joke is that prawn again, Christian and born again Christian sound like the same sentence yes, but it's referring to religion

[@GenocideLv]

ive never seen these people and i didnt get the joke

[@luk30103]

as a non-native speaker, I didn't get it.

[@alansmithee419]

As a native speaker, I didn't get it.

[@GavinColeX]

Is it bad if I don't get the joke? XD

[@rowanaboat4523]

He found cod/god and he was prawn again/born again Hope that helps :-)

[@threeomgthree]

Lmfao

[@emerald3616]

I don't get it...

[@IronLegionnaire1]

"I've found cod, I'm a prawn again Christian!" "I've found God, I'm a born again Christian!"

[@okie9025]

@@IronLegionnaire1 what does that even mean? I've never heard that

[@IronLegionnaire1]

@@okie9025 a born again Christian is someone who lost faith in some higher religious power, but for whatever reason believe that higher power to believe again, and are usually baptised to be 'reborn' Thus they are a born again Christian who found God

[@nicolasmiller6196]

now

[@dbzandrs2]

Teehee

[@Enzicakes]

hi

[@cringeindustries3939]

I don't get it... Can someone please explain? Sorry...

[@xenophyte]

It's like, "I found God, I'm a born again Christian!" but in this case "I found cod (the fish), I'm prawn again Christian! (he's friend's name)"

[@cringeindustries3939]

ah, okay. I thought it was more complicated than that. Thanks! :D

[@evinoge5834]

Lol

[@scar9023]

Hahaha

[@lemonlizard3831]

I dont get it

[@xenophyte]

It's like, "I found God, I'm a born again Christian!" but in this case "I found cod (the fish), I'm prawn again Christian! (he's friend's name)"

[@lemonlizard3831]

YOGSCAST Random Crap oh i thought thats what it was but its not an actual qoute so i got confused

[@joshiblabla1074]

😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁🤣😁😂😁

[@NessieAndrew]

I on't get it.

[@xenophyte]

It's like, "I found God, I'm a born again Christian!" but in this case "I found cod (the fish), I'm prawn again Christian! (he's friend's name)"

[@Callofmuts]

Nessie Andrew its a very odd, specific joke i agree

[@NessieAndrew]

It's some sort of british only reference I guess?

[@Callofmuts]

Nessie Andrew im british and i dont get it =) apparently its a christian thing

[@NessieAndrew]

I see.

[@apimyfriend]

I'm not English so I didn't get that one.

[@xenophyte]

It's like, "I found God, I'm a born again Christian!" but in this case "I found cod (the fish), I'm prawn again Christian! (he's friend's name)"

[@2pogiyou]

Its about being christian.. There is a teaching about being born again not of physical but of spirit or soul... So those people are called born again christians... While what. Smiffy said prawn again christian . hahah hope u get it now

[@apimyfriend]

2pogiyou OOOHH NOW I get it. Thank you very much!

[@Znorkas]

Why do you need to be english to get it?

[@Evitaschannel]

Rydberg Because it's a language joke. If you're not taught English since birth this one might go over your head. I consider myself pretty fucking good at speaking English but this one went over my head too.

[@VVJumparVV]

I'm dumb as fuck so I don't get it, plz explain. Is it something about call of duty and being prone?

[@xenophyte]

It's like, "I found God, I'm a born again Christian!" but in this case "I found cod (the fish), I'm prawn again Christian! (he's friend's name)"

[@ZirraAkuatic]

I wouldn't have got that as well. Only knowing it has got to do with some pun. Instead it's pun meets with a famous/common quote.

[@fatmikecj]

Bloody kids!

[@simonhancock4451]

fatmikecj hahaha should of stayed in school

[@sammya7117]

Simon Hancock should have* guess the same can be said for you...

[@IceDaemon]

Damn that was bad joke :P

[@NetworKrakle]

Well... i don’t get it

[@AwesomeAsh99]

Fuck. I don't get it

[@calebbrooks1037]

Prawn = shrimp

[@LowryYT]

I don't get it

[@kieran_himself]

I get it But it’s not funny

[@thecorruptible6799]

Tell me the joke I’m to stupid to understand

[@tomh4754]

the corruptible The joke is just that 'I found cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!' sounds like 'I found God, I'm a born again Christian!'. It's not that funny.

[@Erlisch1337]

Probably the worst joke I've ever heard...

[@Derploop]

Good clip, misleading title. It was actually one minute and thirty two seconds, so it's basically two minutes. Disliked and reported for sexual content.

[@twangus7766]

I don't get it

[@jrod8099]

I don’t get it

[@Louis_H_]

I don't get it