history of the entire world, i guess

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[@mak.1ps]

"Oops half of europe just died" Dude i hate when that happens

[@jathor1598]

Proffesor Pantheon relatable

[@TempestRex_]

That’s the worst man

[@noble7superman637]

I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours

[@monolophosaurus]

"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."

[@karimecolettadominguez]

I hate that you made me chuckle

[@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg]

‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

Im from Europe and im offended ;-;

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3 Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3

[@Gorbisaki]

It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

[@TheWizdWiz]

It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year

[@anthonymorandi9005]

It really is

[@furryStartwigzJR]

This is the tenth time I've watched this

[@wooshie1524]

@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month

[@Kai69123]

Literally

[@PrinceKinz]

"Sike, they both get angrier" Forshadowing to what is happening right now

[@user-yo5lr5jy2e]

It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then

[@emmersonzant530]

literally looking for thing comment

[@jacobp7]

Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation

[@Ttegegg]

John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.

[@user-eq5vy4he7w]

it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever

[@alfieee2279]

“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you “Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.” sorry for the stereotypical sentence

[@Steven-ly9ei]

As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things

[@OnlyGrafting]

@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?

[@eyyy3942]

My god 666 lukes

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes

[@taraodoherty7954]

“it’s a bird” “it’s a plane” *”it’s the seljuk turks”*

[@john_is_who]

Tara O' Doherty I’m surprised anyone can remember how to spell that

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

“Aah!”

[@heriirzans.h6659]

Says The Byzantine Empire

[@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid8]

NO

[@bulent8834]

*selçuklu imparatorluğu* real name

[@user-br8hg5td7d]

Flashback to the time this one kid in my class sang this whole damn video from memory during history.

[@xs10086]

My two kids

[@henlo000]

wha-

[@animegood6552]

Might have been me

[@henlo000]

@@animegood6552 ...how on *earth* would you memorize this whole thing

[@nooooooooooooodle]

@@animegood6552cap

[@boodah08]

the whole “nothing is nowhere and never is now” speal is starting to make more and more sense each time i watch this

[@user-bt4hi4yn4r]

but yeah ig quarks just appeared one day even though if there was nothing there cant be temperature because temperature measures SOMETHING not NOTHING, if u cant explain this to me then you are trusting a youtube video over basic logic

[@Hall.]

@@user-bt4hi4yn4rzero point energy is weird huh

[@blutwirbel3180]

​@@user-bt4hi4yn4r it's just what the current science thinks, also, it's not that there was nothing, because nothing means the absence of everything. Before the universe there was nothing and everything that ever has been, ever will be and that can't even happen and at the same time it all didn't exist, it's a pretty crazy concept. It is not that something just appeared out of nowhere, it's that time and space were created from something we cannot explain.

[@pualamnusantara7903]

Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a religion out of this

[@spooderman6312]

Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything Me: ;)

[@sushirolls8213]

Yay

[@dennisberry1364]

Same dude, same. UvU

[@loganandrocky5677]

No dont

[@hannahcompton1200]

“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” *shows plane*

[@SunlightonMoon]

A plane is basically a flying boat.

[@robinyeah4134]

He showed an Ekranoplan.

[@Maukiki]

Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.

[@wtlf1026]

Cryo Genocide: A plane is a glorified bus with wings.

[@LinairOCE14]

bill wurtz in a nut shell

[@jdh9419]

7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast

[@TheeBananaGuy]

Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland

[@user-ck9eb1ep9w]

15:04 "so britain tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked actually, then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so britain threw a hissy fit" LMAO

[@fantausy3830]

Not the only time something like that happened.

[@sophiaries3169]

Yeah remember when our “tea party” made them throw a hissy fit? it’s their reputation at this point.

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

yeah... remember when we tried to have tea with the americans?

[@imsusaf2038]

History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something* Bill Wurtz: pathetic

[@rosepetunia1829]

This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*

[@henrylistanowsky9976]

@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?

[@candlaze_]

@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.

[@henrylistanowsky9976]

@@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments

[@noahdavis401]

yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes

[@6ripz]

Mom: why don’t you go outside? Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*

[@polishlithuaniancommonweal2023]

Me when it’s a school morning

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

Not anymore, there's a blanket.

[@saltandmoresalt6147]

Chicken *N o , d o n t .*

[@amielia5625]

@@galaxydeathskrill5607 crawls under blanket and refuses to move

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

@@amielia5625 wait, which part was that from the video?

[@soubruno]

I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.

[@CeraisianAlchemist]

I'm so happy for you!

[@ThatlilTurtle]

this video is the literal embodiment of dopamine for me, like it makes me so happy every time i watch it

[@whatsup.x]

for real though

[@emmersonzant530]

mental health be healed

[@DeanTBO]

"6:00 you can make a religion out of this" "6:34 you can make a religion out of this" "7:52 you can make a religion out of this" "9:35 you can make a religion out of this” “14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"

[@joshual.7900]

*How bout I do anyway?*

[@lilac_reed]

@@joshual.7900 gen z be like

[@joshual.7900]

@@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually

[@sandeepchaudhary1239]

explon plez

[@duhontheguy]

@@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.

[@goat9551]

Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

PPPFFFFFFFF-

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

*W o t*

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

Countryhuman Nazi. That’s what I mean by it.

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

skunkii •~•

[@ewilljack6668]

And the mammals are here 🐺

[@bj.bruner]

This is "We Didn't Start the Fire" for our generation

[@AustinBlasingim-ep7he]

Who’s here in 2024

[@carterorr9409]

Me!!!!

[@alexanderfinder4121]

I watch this once a year

[@zrice2]

Me

[@norahsimon4447]

Me

[@Ame_Countryball]

Me, I have to watch it at least twice a year

[@168Ms]

I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.

[@elianafanders2037]

I agree

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

I blink for one second and half of Europe died.

[@luukue8694]

Am i cooked?

[@cheeseisprettyfrickinnice6223]

Wink each eye that way you can still see

[@hodaabdi2558]

me

[@namelessking4146]

“Whoops, half of Europe just died.” The casualness is great

[@dagerman1139]

We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.

[@alexanderarrington2393]

No don’t

[@Endmoonyearsago]

DaGerman yes do that

[@carteriffic1681]

Perism

[@carteriffic1681]

Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)

[@cedrussempervirens9369]

Oddly enjoyable to read through the comments. We got people who've found this video for the first time, people who have come back for a while, folk talking about their favorite parts of the video, religious folk leaving their opinions about the video (primarily the beginning), individuals stating how much more effective this has taught them than school, etc, etc. Oh, and don't forget the occasional religious brain-rot. Not everybody is too happy about people with varying beliefs, but it is what it is.

[@menoobsad]

yo who ordered the yappuccino

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

For sure. I think this is one of the best ways a video has brought people together. My friends and I loved this video the exact month it dropped in May of 2017. So I do feel some nostalgia for it, although so much of it reigns true today and always will.

[@glorious_goose]

@@menoobsad i did

[@jesspavlichenko5745]

Also nazis!

[@sourlab]

Your comment rlly stands out i gotta say

[@serotonin_rotz]

can’t stop coming back here. it’s so fun to point out the little things you’ve learned more in depth just to realize this one video could explain it all way quicker. such a classic and always a favorite

[@suraya_]

* whispers * *it makes cars go* america: 👁👄👁

[@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel]

America: *sweating* ( •- • )

[@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel]

😂

[@crazy_boi1247]

ಠ ___ಠ

[@anthanto4659]

👁 👁 👄

[@Exentity]

You mean 👀

[@franxtheman]

Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test? Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils

[@jett2451]

FRANX lol

[@hotelinjapan389]

Why would you write a test

[@evetownsend3007]

Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂

[@nobody1yearand130]

Write an history test?? An?? Write a test?? Wut

[@franxtheman]

@@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?

[@Censeo]

I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on KZbin.

[@dallaschavez1621]

Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history

[@BD-mb8ol]

Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.

[@Lebsmit]

WHAT IF: over simplified and bill wurtz come together and teach our SCHOOL HISTORY CLASS

[@HOMMYnoORNY]

agree

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

yes\

[@katicagrund8320]

School: *1 year* Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*

[@mxphxsto8334]

Lmfaoo

[@luke6680]

Lmao

[@joshual.7900]

I’ll take it and make a religion out of it

[@reshwik2672]

play the video in 0.5 speed to understand

[@sushilamb1702]

Double the speed

[@zee2775]

Bill Wurtz: (says something) Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.

[@jazepol]

no, don't

[@user-xz3sm2vm7n]

Late squad

[@joshual.7900]

@@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

We can make a religion out of this

[@zee2775]

@@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?

[@themelonapocalypse5098]

cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years

[@syrianadventuresIraqi]

I agree

[@zenothemeano4381]

Spoiler Alert: It's AI!

[@peterjanssen8100]

I quote the following FAR too often: 0:11 “HOW did this happen?” 2:13 “Thaaat’s land!” 2:44 “taste the Suuun” 5:02 “Sociiiety” 8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS” 13:53 “Stolen!”

[@TheeBananaGuy]

3:02 the sun is a deadly laser

[@thatboinoodle1243]

“Woops half of Europe just died” -Rat

[@jonathanbanks2374]

"Woops 400k+ people just died" -Bat

[@pixelcat29]

“I’m going to starve myself in public” -Mahatma Gandhi

[@Murciielago]

@@jonathanbanks2374 lmfao

[@redboneda1309]

@@jonathanbanks2374 lol

[@baronungernvonsternberg2159]

@@pixelcat29 wow that works

[@abdouoriordan9461]

"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time

[@starfall4824]

17:15 War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"

[@ScienceFoundation]

Trust me, it's not just because they exist

[@user-hd5od5tx7k]

@@ScienceFoundation That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time

[@ajayannamalai3623]

S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something

[@thepotassiumqueen2137]

No!

[@Waffles-ih2uv]

Is it Tonga time yet? IT’S ✨TONGA TIME✨ *Colonizes the Pacific Ocean*

[@RinguTarry]

Time for my monthly rewatch

[@strwber_]

First sentence: “you’re on a rock floating in space” Last sentence: “where the hell are we”

[@brycenmayer7686]

*seems legit*

[@rileymeister7793]

It all comes full circle

[@gammavalentin7]

Hey we can make a religion out of this edit: wtf explain how this shit got 1k likes

[@Izackthestickman]

@@gammavalentin7 no don't.

[@gammavalentin7]

izack the stickman Sad face

[@marcusgrotenfelt4075]

Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy” Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”

[@DoenerKritiker]

Unrated comment

[@fl3m1n9o4]

@@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

Quiet* x2

[@cmelo444]

I'd like it but it has 666

[@thebacongodfather777]

Don't you mean 160 microseconds

[@EverythingStudiosLive2024]

10:11 "but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!

[@DeeDolp]

Ludwig said this is the greatest KZbin video of all time. He’s right

[@erincb9499]

Some stars burn out and die Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*

[@mgnjoker1624]

Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered

[@labdaouizouba5362]

And it makes brand new way crazier shit

[@labdaouizouba5362]

@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes

[@halicusnguyen8864]

*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*

[@pineapple3171]

*POW* 🤯

[@aamon3]

"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever

[@ethhaan353]

you could make a religion out of this!

[@joshual.7900]

Ethan Lee *no, don’t*

[@beanman5323]

I like how you guys are only using lines from the video

[@hypersaw0yt67]

@Rem Sama let's do a crusade

[@SparseB]

Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!

[@TheNetherLord5240]

I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all

[@jacoanimationstudio-di7hi]

“Hey can I reply here?” *NO!* “why?” *THE INTERNET’S A PILE OF GARBAAAGE!* 🎶🎶 “oh okay” 17:45 this aged well

[@damjanp7920]

"Whoops, half of Europe just died."

[@anabetancourt757]

Damjan P i laughed so hard😂

[@slayerofthebad9265]

"extinction ball"

[@aarenmyatt4509]

Is it Tonga time? yep It's Tonga Time.

[@YGK-tu8cy]

Guess the comment that's different from the others in this thread.

[@misscurls3532]

A

[@ryanjameson8959]

Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"* The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"

[@joshual.7900]

*”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*

[@bigguy2016]

That’s how every it gets

[@Zayki]

I wish I could be as grossly incandescent

[@AAAA-wi2ul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnzWmayup6lmeaM

[@AAAA-wi2ul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnzWmayup6lmeaM

[@victornovak363]

10:35 feels so out of place, I love it

[@oakkens]

this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager

[@kimmorris9664]

It’s glitching

[@thedogethatgames]

Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson

[@han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656]

Science and history go hand in hand

[@ashtonanimations974]

lmao I just realized that

[@robertoo510]

Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol

[@NoobEmpire979]

some reason i like this lol 5:49

[@NoobEmpire979]

Also that 9:05

[@Bundle_Exists]

Teachers: KZbin rots your brain Bill Wurtz: hold my beer

[@zamkowicz]

I get your point but my brain still feels kinda fried after watching this

[@jo_nm9484]

@@zamkowicz it's a lot of info 😂

[@zesty3137]

hold my mercury

[@bloopdaddy]

hold my history book you mean

[@justsyd7336]

Hold my entire life of history

[@JakeBoi69]

9:05 The mayans have figured out the *⭐️STARS⭐️*

[@funnyhappystudios]

*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad

[@jaysgt7163]

Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land

[@marcinnowak3888]

At least there is a beaver

[@renytentoea657]

@@marcinnowak3888 LMAO

[@Sonicboy0700]

I take offensive to that statement

[@jaysgt7163]

@@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it

[@theeleventhdoctor2043]

Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it

[@imhuman3149]

teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: *raises hand* teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.

[@kauserwahid9106]

Lol

[@ozzni1]

I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave

[@nova_jerm5647]

@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold

[@baileyb234]

@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold

[@CumMaster3000]

@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold

[@redc7146]

It’s all the fault of those damn river valleys

[@VCraze]

Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once

[@IUseRandomPfps]

that's probably a joke in of itself

[@miasnx475]

“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".

[@Prox1matic]

"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."

[@excruciating9847]

*angry germans have entered the chat* jk

[@SuperZak75.]

No don't

[@sonicfon]

@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.

[@biliminsrlar5752]

World: *exists* Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_

[@ciaranfooty7720]

no dont

[@georgek4416]

no

[@electroblastz]

yes I agree

[@Justme2278j]

I’m the creator of this meme

[@wikansaktianto9215]

We can make religion out of this.

[@user-pc7gq2il7r]

That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction

[@FancyPotato]

Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server

[@panko605]

“The sun is a deadly lazer” 3 years later “HERE COMES THE SUN”

[@infinitevirus4826]

loln't

[@macrosan.]

Oh shit the sun is coming RUN RUN OH SHIT RUUUUUU-

[@26mag]

Oop

[@NotImpostoOG]

I never thought of it like that ._.

[@RenzoArchangel]

The sun has arrived.

[@wizardshark2928]

Portugal: “We need spices no matter what” Native Americans: “Shoot.”

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a reli- *no don’t*

[@a2kvarnstrom80]

d o n t

[@kalecardenas9645]

What if native Americans made guns and shot every one

[@birddaddydetta]

S p e c e r i j e n

[@inneeds1ksubs320]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn7WnpiipdSUprc

[@merijn5470]

After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.

[@kizi774]

This taught me more than my school history teacher covering this exact topic

[@arciagadavidvincenta.894]

Alt title: how to learn everything without learning anything

[@SheekyDev]

Yeah

[@stinky6510]

@Autumn Dye but better

[@npc-333]

@@stinky6510 and funny

[@esteng74dabs50]

@Autumn Dye And speed running history

[@whentheroach9964]

@Autumn Dye and useful

[@littleferrhis]

When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.

[@KingFlame-dh8rs]

littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...

[@brianaromero8101]

how i feel with APWH..

[@t.e.a.r.3429]

_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_

[@demmatterseducer5667]

I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base

[@demmatterseducer5667]

Got an A :)

[@Faethorne]

I watch this video like twice a year it’s fantastic

[@heckYEAHman.]

19:15 is honestly starting to seem like a realistic timeline and I don’t know how to feel about that

[@blackwaterwolf]

Well he definitely predicted AI, though I'm pretty sure it was known to be in the works back in 2016

[@brodiemacleod1951]

​@@blackwaterwolfwe were talking about generative AI since Turing in the 1950's, and were pretty close since 2015

[@kiwijoe1926]

I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.

[@boogerrrrr]

Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge

[@namorthegoat1215]

Plot twist: bill is your mom

[@shaqattack297]

Plot twist: bill is the dying

[@sleepywall7294]

plot twist: bill is bill

[@estunpul]

Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz

[@PourLeCorps]

“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war” Well, yes that is how that works

[@tarrahforcier477]

"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"

[@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay]

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@kiranmkota]

thatsthejoke

[@duck3819]

Ye-yes, that's how war works

[@solshields]

Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.

[@autismrizzard]

Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised

[@Idk44747]

I’m convinced this guy is over simplified

[@epianimates43]

this man made all of this and put NO MIDROLL ADS, HE DIDNT EVEN WANT A LOT IF MONEY FROM THIS VIDEO AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE 2 YEARS THE M A D L A D

[@eljeffy]

my guy he legit got 94 million views. that’s almost 94 thousand dollars

[@epianimates43]

@@eljeffy yeah but he couldve added midroll ads, probably getting him more,

[@lilmiscarriage]

Gneurshk

[@peopleperson360]

The maddest of all the lads

[@Nyan0697]

decidueye721 it would be a lot more like a million dollars

[@KJisdope]

“Let’s have world peace!” “...sike” That just sums up the entire world

[@LutasticLu]

Too true

[@Watso75e]

We could make a reli- No don't

[@lindadianawati9064]

@baimk3ce what?

[@cyberhexreal]

@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit

[@eggboi7460]

Ye

[@maddoxbms4696]

This video was the MVP of my AP World History class

[@drawuniverse11]

I love how nepal or Bhutan are not once mentioned in this video

[@s0nn1]

'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.' Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.

[@M0CH4_CUP]

Dont fry your brain again Denki!

[@connie2263]

no printer, just *faxs*

[@LeeMaitland]

The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.

[@dkhual07]

"Use metal straws" they said

[@starkolixx]

Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this

[@prowlinality]

i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"

[@tntdineamite5091]

same

[@Bob78]

sounds like it should be a jingle

[@metotheworldisadeadlylaser2216]

Same it's great

[@audenisarat8179]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

[@Drakeawake]

Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol

[@Treyfc]

Came back to rewatch and the third time is when I realize this is extraordinarily well written and put together. Thank you for this bill, genuinely

[@AdriePerez18]

I just visited my mother but I couldn’t stay because of stuff. Then I started to cry hard. Really hard. Then I turn to this video This video then helped me calm down. Thank you very much for existing

[@rachelstanger6079]

Exactly the same for me. My dad visited me. I left. I cried. The world's a mess.

[@afrofaeries]

I’m so sorry :-( ❤

[@softboideku8381]

teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes.. me:

[@arksurvivor7372]

he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds

[@lendjudgment9432]

Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3

[@aedan6243]

Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news

[@lgwhwhqhgevr9321]

The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?

[@loserface3962]

i like trains

[@drdandy5680]

Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: *_INHALES_*

[@aixide]

Lol

[@Mwheeler1227]

😂

[@JasonBlooey]

Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.

[@drdandy5680]

Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space Wait...

[@belledonnas]

Dr DanDy LMAO

[@Red_Playsm]

More info about Ghandi: he got bullied in South Africa out of a train (they still needed to think about it)

[@jackbridge5780]

He himself had to think about sleeping naked next to little girls to see.if he could control his urges.... And this man is celebrated

[@BlueSteve]

Looking forward for part 2 in the next couple centuries!

[@G.A.M.I.]

"The sun is a deadly lazer" "And the dinosaur are gone"

[@starguy8809]

My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.

[@kane2875]

Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!

[@MandMs05]

@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon

[@monodium8832]

Africa.

[@toumassatos5445]

@@monodium8832 wtf

[@gtoc9305]

"They found greenland and iceland and named them accordingly" was the best

[@infernus2438]

You can make a religion out of thi- *No, Don't.*

[@user-zt2ld1uz8p]

I agree

[@hjecvatanabe1008]

prankd

[@iheardyoureadthis6507]

Agreed.

[@nycolchapman6772]

6 words the sun is deadly lazer

[@swift1y]

The idea that things just started being "alive" in the ocean with coded software of how to replicate itself is insane.

[@WhizzerdSupreme]

Except they didn't "just start" lol it took hundreds of millions of years of miniscule incremental changes and adaptations. So not insane at all

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@WhizzerdSupreme do YOU see tiny organisms in Europa's oceans?

[@MalachP]

This is truely one of the top ten videos on KZbin, bill wurtz is the funniest guy I have ever known. Truely magnificent.

[@neroquin]

Don't pay attention for five seconds and you miss three eras

[@itzaquagaming6218]

Ikr???

[@smidge6704]

Lol they should show us this in class

[@salty6506]

72*

[@jamieelmore1]

Thanks i had to read ur comment u made me missing it

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

@@jamieelmore1 lol oof

[@MK-fp5ns]

Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?" Bill: "yes"

[@denamo8609]

yes

[@ishikamahjabin6198]

Im the 1K like.

[@MrZeek-ce7nj]

M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”

[@panzerfich]

​@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke

[@spaceroxmai9449]

Y e s .

[@AnArzonest]

Bro made a video about everything and simplified it for our pea brains

[@sonlaxx]

I see so many people are trying to capitalize on this videos title style, yet fail to capture the actualy style and essence of this absolute classic.

[@Micha-wz2ip]

*Everyone in France is chopping off other peoples heads* You could make a relig- no don't

[@user-hq4zk6eg5n]

Relig-

[@spaceycosplays1298]

Lesbian pfp

[@braverydoesstuff4063]

There are layers to that joke because it actually happened for a short while

[@gardeko7269]

Yes do

[@mia-rg9ob]

@@spaceycosplays1298 is there anything wrong with it?

[@joeh1776]

The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd

[@lucyc5844]

was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice

[@j-koster1258]

Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again

[@user-iz6if2gp8y]

Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54

[@johaquila]

@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars. On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.

[@user-iz6if2gp8y]

@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks

[@Your_favVal]

'''The sun is a deadly lazer'' love it

[@onebear0_o]

Why did I learn more from this than I have from the big box of people they call school that I went to for like ten years of my life? THIS IS AWESOME AND STILL REMAINS AWESOME TO THIS DAY

[@saga2795]

This entire thing was just China falling apart and coming together again lol

[@apollojeanne9766]

China is whole again

[@apollojeanne9766]

And then it broke again

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

China Don't Die It Multiplies. 😊🌟😉👍😏👏🏼

[@ojie285]

Yay it's back together again!

[@fakie9233]

@@ojie285 it just split

[@tinahill8904]

This one video has educated me more than 2 years of history classes have, in such a short amount of time too. Gotta love the memes as well! Peace, love, and history!

[@machothetaco6080]

“weapon select: boat, plane, extinction ball” 💀💀💀

[@vincentwincent]

Earth: *EXISTS* Bill Wurtz: *INHALES*

[@boogiewoogie343]

Meanwhile... Fact: Earth is round. Flat Eartherners: Hold my beer.

[@aestheticmajaa]

Hotel: *TRIVAGO*

[@pans0986]

444th like if you care

[@Cyver01]

Humans: *FIRST*

[@TheWidowStewart]

@@Cyver01 XD XD XD XD