Hat Song

The latest banger from Melania and The Motor Boaters:
Lyrics:
I am hide under my hat
You can’t see where am I at
It is round and it is flat
Do you like my fancy hat?
Hat is all you think about
Where I go? You figure out!
All the time my face has pout
Like I smell the sauerkraut
With this hat I am protect
You try kiss? I misdirect!
Keep away do not connect
I not here special effect
Just be best whatever do
I be best at hide from you
Hop away like kangaroo
All the way to Timbuktu
You build wall at border place
I build wall in front of face
Rocket ship take you to space
Don’t forget to take briefcase…

[@BrendaMackel]

I predict the brims of her hats will continue to expand and she will bring back the sombrero!😂😂

[@JamminJ-xe2bd]

She can’t hide her misery under that hat. Her scowl shines through.

[@robdisner]

She’s very pouty!

[@MarieRoseMancini]

Que soumission pour les millions de dollars...une torturé...

[@JohnnyCatFitz]

It looks bullet proof - she wants to live, you know just in case her dreams come true

[@LisaM-q1j]

Maybe Also Best on Impeachment Day!!! Lovin it from Blue Dot Texas 😊

[@rb_4SecuredWorld]

Last rhyming lyric so appropriate and humorous 😊... U build wall at border place; I have hat guarding face Might add: But don't hide strange wrinkles on that face

[@indigowolf556]

The Hamburglar 😅😅😅 you can see her scars

[@robdisner]

Probably from fighting with her conscience all these years.

[@clydepurse3680]

They’re stretch marks from much better endowed x-boyfriends.

[@robothunter1035]

HAMBURGLAR! 😁

[@rebeccablackwell1288]

Who is going to tell the Hamburglar and Zoro where their hats have gone? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A new form of birth control 😁.

[@robdisner]

Makes sense, with all the McDonalds he consumes! Thanks for watching!

[@MSkallywagg]

The check must of cleared

[@pageturner7947]

Funny song, and catchy too!🤣

[@robdisner]

Thanks for watching!

[@UkeCan1]

Fabulous! Subscribed! My hats off to you 🧢

[@robdisner]

Thanks for the sub!

[@copernicofelinis]

Melania?

[@robdisner]

@ That’s me!

[@patmfitz]

😆 Brilliant! LMAO

[@robdisner]

Thanks! And from the master himself!

[@douglas_drew]

​@@robdisner• She was trying for the "Patrick" look, but just couldn't pull it off.

[@joanneloesner1264]

So funny and so perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@robdisner]

Thanks for listening!

[@brittblanton8342]

Awesome 👏

[@robdisner]

Thanks 🤗

[@PH_1964]

Fantastic 😂❤

[@billyrubin3108]

Melania’s so mysterious just like her inability to speak conversational English after living decades in the U.S.

[@robdisner]

And arriving on a “Genius” Visa!

[@UkeCan1]

She be best

[@amazingandrea9983]

All that supposed money, but not enough to hire an English tutor!!

[@robdisner]

@ Donnie likes it better when they can’t talk back.

[@megnakamura7652]

@@UkeCan1, that’s hysterical.

[@danieldavies7910]

Somewhere a zoot suit is missing its hat!!

[@DoreenMarasi]

She SO does not want to be there! Compare her to his first inauguration - beautiful dress, no hat, smiling. Talk about knowing of our nation's coming doom!! We hear you, Melania, and we feel your pain, too.

[@robdisner]

Nobody wants to get that close to him, for the smell alone. Thanks for watching!

[@NoMoreBlindRefs]

Her Zsa-Zsa Gabor look - "Donald - Don't touch me! The hair, dahlink, THE HAIR!"

[@youtubewatcher2]

Tip of the hat, as it were 😂

[@robdisner]

Much obliged!

[@douglas_drew]

Her hat strategically dipped below both eyes, so she wouldn't see Donald and scarf.

[@robdisner]

@ Ha!

[@carolwhite4534]

You're hilarious! Love this!😂

[@Deciple]

Thoughts and prayers from germany 🙏😇

[@robdisner]

We’re gonna need them!

[@dianaswan7655]

Danke

[@pablooso1941]

I do love this site, keep posting please

[@robdisner]

You got it!

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

I especially like her weird use of English in this ditty.

[@dianevanweelie5233]

That's how she speaks ... be best.

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

​@dianevanweelie5233 yes, that's why I like it!

[@scottanthony3426]

And here I thought that the edges of the brim would be imbedded with crushed glass or sharp blades.

[@JohnnyCatFitz]

Yes, razor blades ! Like Peaky Bliders. I said it myself ! Requires air kisses 😂😂

[@marinakaye8284]

Thinking like a Japanese throwing star.

[@flowerfaeri]

She’s as despicable as he is. The deserve each other.

[@dianevanweelie5233]

Hilarious!

[@robdisner]

Thanks for watching!

[@bcb7443]

So…how much was Melania paid to attend the inauguration?? 💵

[@robdisner]

She’s paying with her soul.

[@margritpiepes8242]

Let’s ask DrEvil ! A bazillion Shabba daba million

[@douglas_drew]

She has to go along now to be sure her family is not deported.

[@margritpiepes8242]

@ they won’t be believe me

[@cindyk4294]

Good question

[@bubbles3161]

Hat guy is pretty good. LOL.🤣🧑🏻‍🍳

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Mel, the Queen of hat trick

[@Kvlvt]

Very effective anti-stinky device 😮

[@georgespelvin6946]

Brilliant

[@lesleyscott938]

She looked like someone picking rice in a rice paddy field with that stuck on her head 😂

[@susanletsch-dz5oq]

It was obvious the way she felt!

[@MMXX55]

She is THE TRANSLATOR.

[@randyland1000]

love this! lol

[@robdisner]

Thanks for watching!

[@Georgedunkin7473]

The older Melania gets the more she looks like Kaitlyn Jenner.

[@paulironmonger301]

It should have been an incarceration ceremony not an inauguration ceremony

[@robdisner]

True dat!

[@lesleydickson7746]

Better than the blouse she wore to President Carter’s funeral.

[@Dharmarenee]

Melania has only ever been about the money.

[@mitchrodee]

Funny funny funny. (You should overlay lyrics)

[@robdisner]

I thought the same thing. I did another version where I perform it in front of the camera.

[@mitchrodee]

@ , I think it’s great, but I did replay a couple of times to catch a few words. (Don’t take offense; your Melania impression is quite good!)

[@robdisner]

@ I have the lyrics in the description now. Hard to get the balance right when you play and sing into the phone.

[@robdisner]

@ Hat Song kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmG3f5SfqbmAb7c

[@mr.pringle8466]

She is in mourning like the other immigrants.. the effed up part is, she wore it to bed too.

[@robdisner]

Might keep it on for the next four years! Thanks for watching.

[@benclaase8181]

Gave Trump a “hat trick” 😂

[@robdisner]

@ She sure did!

[@barbarayoung7077]

Hate the hat. Love the song.

[@Whatever_Happy_People]

Is that Jordan Peterson in background at the kiss?

[@giorgiawerneck3926]

This hat! 😂

[@dianevanweelie5233]

Pizza hut hat

[@walkerpeterson1149]

Be best witch hat Donny protector cap

[@ricardolemes570]

SATÂNICOS...

[@Peacheslaroo]

She knows we can still see her…..right?

[@tom-kz9pb]

She was for some reason trying to hide under her hat, but it didn't work, because we all knew who she really was. When I was a little kid, I had a hiding place under the kitchen sink, where we stored the old newspapers. Maybe Melania can find a kitchen sink to hide under for a while.

[@robdisner]

Good advice for sure!

[@lespaulina]

👏👏👏😂

[@wendyhutchins945]

Fucking hilarious :)

[@robdisner]

Thanks for watching. I tip my hat to ya!

[@frankpedigo6261]

Did you see the one she planted on Newsom when donny turned his back ?

[@robdisner]

Drama!

[@nksanbornski6687]

😂😂🇨🇦

[@SD-nh5yr]

Even his lips are old...

[@CelesteJacquard]

Classic

[@ZENmud]

0:06 somebody made a meme, off a closer shot of this #kissMISS and wrote captions. As we are skiers, I laughed my butt off: Donny: "The big storm" Melania: "The mountain you ski at" Hilarious, if you ski.

[@AnnaGalgani]

😂😂😂😂😂😂TY❤

[@PeterKovar-w7q]

Hon gratis Kina mat i 4 år

[@stewarta5993]

worst first lady twice

[@susanletsch-dz5oq]

Was she pointing out The Roach? La cuccaracha? Spelled wrong!

[@robdisner]

Could be! Thanks for watching!

[@marilyncarrier]

Melania must thinks she is Audrey Hepburn 😅

[@richardnoreau2238]

It looked better when the face was hidden.

[@Moreblessed70]

She had plastic surgery??

[@christineashurst9350]

Melanie does that pursed-mouth so often that it is aging her neck significantly. She needs to do tongue exercises for neck muscle firming.

[@pablooso1941]

Making fun of someone or what they wear is not socially a sign of good character, surely we are better than this. I am neither a trump or melania supporter but their actions are all I am concerned about.

[@JustMe-mn5hk]

By far the stupidest song ever heard in my life!

[@robdisner]

You’re welcome!

[@someguy8tu7w]

It’s hilarious that liberals have lost so much that this kind of nonsense is all they have left 🤣

[@robdisner]

Yes, I am feeling owned for sure right about now.

[@mjvillao52]

Beautiful Funeral hat

[@Ringothalia]

The 1st. Tramp looks like Frank Nitti the gangster wearing the white suit and hat on the movie The Untouchables

[@davidlinton2259]

Donald protecter

[@danieldavies7910]

Somewhere a zoot suit is missing its hat!!