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Hate me or love me you know Jason is always by my side! We tried out the 2 truths and 1 lie BUT couples challenge! Let me know if you want to see more of two truths and one lie in comments down below!
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[@Aphmau]

*THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST* 🥤 like and sub or 1v1 me in roblox

[@iwp124]

What if I already subscribed and liked???

[@eros-vigilante]

only if you make more of these!! >;3

[@melon2070]

lmao meet me behind the train station jk-

[@h3arthooni]

Love u Aph your the best youtuber I know and I hope u have an amazing Valentines day with Jason

[@booknerd7986]

MEEEE I NEED A 1v1 XD

[@perlanazareno5197]

Jason: "You are like 150° at night" Me: is that another way of saying Jess is hot?

[@christineforeman8700]

Ye is it Jason?

[@christineforeman8700]

I achly said that

[@thiswasabadidea1107]

OOOOO

[@aname.3839]

Warm

[@perlanazareno5197]

@@aname.3839 Fairy Tail?

[@plaggkwami]

Jess: _Tries explaining why she’s scared of chocolate chip pancakes_ Jason: *Runs* Also Jason: _Tries to open a fake door_

[@pastel_bobatea1600]

I literally laughed so hard,that my limbs hurt so bad and I can't breath

[@VananahBananah]

Lol

[@ann6619]

XD

[@CaseyAlmond]

Yassssss qreen

[@CaseyAlmond]

Kid on my Account

[@plaggkwami]

Jess “We’re gonna be fighting with *our lips”* Me: _eXcUsE mE_

[@livingmemep8933]

Oh ExCuSe Me

[@answergirl5037]

That’s the next scheme-

[@alyssastar9479]

Jess i love u can i join for free cause i don't have money

[@gloriawarwell-oberst2313]

Alyssa Star join what

[@christamariaborg5876]

@@alyssastar9479 .. shes not jess? its a picture of her in her profile xD

[@lil.strawwberry]

I love how Aaron blushes and look angry at the same time

[@AmyRodriguez-wc7nw]

Fr

[@tzyjin]

Yeah fr

[@minc3yy]

Aphmau: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS” Aaron: “ We’ve been married for 7 years” Aphmau: “IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS”

[@minc3yy]

Omg Aphmau noticed me. IM DED OMG

[@penelopenemeth272]

Spoopy Mice congratulations 😋

[@minc3yy]

Penelope Nemeth Thank you!!!

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

@@minc3yy yay! You got a heart from Aphmau!

[@minc3yy]

Darkmoon The Direwolf Yup. I’m so happy!

[@minsworld0725]

Jess: " I was his first kiss yay! " Chris: * In the background * " Yay! " Jason: " Yeah but when was that? " Jess: " It was like in, College. " Moeka: * Dead silent * Chris " Awhh! "

[@Kit269]

Yeah it's cute and I ship it

[@emilyblake3023]

Jason didn't kiss anyone till he was in college

[@Kit269]

@@emilyblake3023 oh Ahw

[@lakotaonefeather6882]

Hi i love you you r my hero

[@Kit269]

@@lakotaonefeather6882 Hi

[@alyl.9430]

Moeka in the background: "Look, you married her." "Yeah, are you hearing this? Don't mess with her." "My girl needs to *_win_* " "Do you want to make her cry? " " Don't tell her, it'll just hurt her feelings. " Added by commenters: "I'm scared about the rest of them." "Girl, are you gonna take that?"

[@Oh_yeah.]

She cares

[@daniyavlogs9204]

Exactly

[@alexisblack8921]

She doesn't get enough love

[@amethystfox]

"I'm scared about the rest of them"

[@Kit269]

Yeah same

[@avascott6047]

The fact that Jason has been turning off Jesses alarm for years

[@ChelseaPaige-gt4ev]

And yelling at her for them

[@kiwihooper]

Jason: Your thirsty Jess: IM THOtFullY

[@Kit269]

Me:"you shouldn't argued because your cute together"

[@kiwihooper]

They are thou :3

[@mowerV2]

XD

[@Opalescent_adolescence]

Jess's kids watching this when their older be like "My parents were crazy..."

[@JavotheDino18]

Exactly!

[@laundrygirl]

they'll be crazy too 😂

[@Opalescent_adolescence]

@@laundrygirl i mean.... your not wrong

[@laundrygirl]

@@Opalescent_adolescence 😂 ikr

[@humanbean6886]

Were?!

[@m0chabear]

Nobody: Literally no one: Not even a soul: Jess: “wE wEre tOgether mArrieD fOr 15 yEars”

[@Cam12O4]

Funny how it’s 15 on trending for gaming.

[@virgoinvogue]

Wisteria Lycan ikkkk Shane were are you

[@aniyajohnson4729]

Yeah

[@Kit269]

1 minute later fighting over marriage

[@juwel_draws]

My mom and dad have been married for 25 years (This is a joke don’t take this too personally)

[@HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa]

The fact that Jason said he loves Jess's make out schemes was perfect also I swear once Jessabelle, Jennifer, Julia, and Joseph watch this they will think that their parents were crazy.

[@LunaiCarmen]

Most certainly

[@s0nder_425]

What I was greeted with: *”WE’VE BEEN MARRIED, FOR FIFTEEN YEARS-“* Me: •__________•

[@darylsdesigns6679]

2:54 Jess : “I’m thirsty!!” Me: “I don’t doubt that at all, Jess.”

[@Aphmau]

Look, I have the *biggest* crush on Jason

[@veonyxx]

@@Aphmau the. biggest.

[@ahnalees]

@@Aphmau OMG HI APH I LOVE UR CHANNEL PLSS NOTICE MEEEEE TwT

[@brittneyle8248]

@@Aphmau the biggest crush ever UwU

[@CaspiDrako]

@@Aphmau you should confess your love under a cherry tree in japan. I believe in you!

[@sukitaki5131]

The genuine happiness in “you like Valentine’s Day!?” Was 👍🏻

[@teeaabun8240]

No one; Jess; WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS Jason; ...its been 7

[@Galaxy_w]

That's how long she wishes they were together lol

[@teeaabun8240]

@@CinnaBearX I JUST REALISED OMG 😱😱😱

[@Ajaxcross]

You lucky dude :)

[@mariellafeliciano9060]

Aphmau hearted your comment btw!

[@lelo4367]

I was like -1 15 years ago

[@uhhchile6298]

No one Jess: WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS Jason: •-• it’s been 7

[@starlygacha1995]

Confused Girl wow

[@onionbun104]

Yep

[@jenniferbruster2648]

Lol

[@SarahWalker-rn5cj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂APHMAU YOUR CRAZY 😂😂😂😂

[@zikimedarkera8435]

Jess : "I'm thirsty! " Jason : "You just wanna end this and go? " Me: *chockes on a water a little bit* Jason : "Jess, you're always thirsty" Me: okay..... 😂

[@MsPrizeEyes7593]

Wait.......OHHHHHHH...! OMG😂

[@myalearns9030]

CORRECTION: chokes

[@zikimedarkera8435]

@@myalearns9030 english ain't my first language

[@Kit269]

Why did they think this is okay?

[@Mustachemuttt]

@@Kit269 idc how old this comment is, her channel was for teen and adults then

[@user-lz3fo6zh8d]

“Uh Honey I did that” “What the f***” 17:26 was my favourite

[@madisonekkel7312]

“We’ve been married for 15 years” later on Jason telling Jess that they’ve been married for only 7 years 😂

[@rain_.]

Yes 😂😂

[@Aphmau]

WE WERE TOGETHER MARRIED! 😂

[@penelopenemeth272]

OMG SHE NOTICED YOU

[@charlizeva]

Aphmau for 7 years Jess

[@penelopenemeth272]

Aphmau that’s DEFINITELY a thing 😋

[@mowerV2]

Jason: she didn’t give me a ring Quichan: u didn’t give him a ring? Jess: UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!

[@myalearns9030]

CORRECTION: kawaii~chan

[@aylzue]

@@myalearns9030 maybe shortcut????

[@nameunknown5106]

@@nishiki0790 If you see a joke in 'quichan' somewhere please let me know, I'm clearly not woke enough to see it. Unless you don't actually understand what that subreddit actually means

[@John-bo9dg]

Kawaii chan *

[@huskyliciousstudios8972]

qui?

[@sweetscheme]

Jason: "Oops I wrote two lies and one truth" Jess: *doesn't know how two truths and a lie works*

[@Kit269]

Yeah how do you mess up like that

[@aubasaurus3903]

soulmates

[@user-zo6cp4rh1m]

Who is in 2024 ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@ivylopez4619]

Me

[@tinawilliams9873]

Me!😁

[@Wyd255]

Me!!!!

[@bernadettesaid4155]

Me😅😂

[@user-eg7gc2tt8e]

MEEEE

[@kittylover6932]

Can we just appreciate all the times Jess zoomed in on Jason’s Legs or Chest/abs??😂

[@fionabice_]

CatGirl_owo is it a problem how attracted to him i am 😳

[@laurynhedgie]

Oof Artemis

[@Kys_Rn-]

Neither it was his😇😇😇😇

[@thatalienturtle5414]

_peachy_uwu__ GOD DONUT I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON

[@waffletime4322]

Hey, I’m not complaining 🤣

[@danicaevans7006]

Jess: we are fighting with our lips.... Wooooooooo.... jess keep it clean girl

[@briebrie7256]

LMFAO OMG

[@xxakiemilyxx3990]

😂

[@elsie-tubecatlovers9014]

Im weird.

[@theunionjack5172]

Apparently according to Jason Jess is always thirsty

[@pastelgamers4805]

Omgg omgg im having chicken skin reading all this comments😂😂

[@sallykesh9069]

Arron: we have been together for 7 years Aph: no 15 Me: no you have been married since season 4 of my street

[@JacobButter]

They got engaged in Season 5.

[@hannahtheelementofdarkness2713]

They never got married.... And Aaron said they’ve been MARRIED for 7 years. But still Lol if they were married since season four I would’ve said “wow way to smack logic in their face. gAcHa LoGiC!!”

[@hi-sm2vs]

No they mean real life not Mystreet

[@ptnguyen_]

Aaron* sorry I just had too

[@Nonexistenttherian]

Jess: we’ve been together married for 7 years Jason:She never gave me A Ring -whispering-

[@fefe854]

Jess: "WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS!!" Me: *AHHHHH JASONNN IS BACKKKK*

[@Kit269]

Aww they're been together since I was 3

[@hiimme3197]

Fluffy Husky yeaaaah

[@mejialane9657]

I hate this comment 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[@fefe854]

@@Kit269 they were together when I was not born

[@fefe854]

@@mejialane9657 lol that's nice for u

[@xusernamenotavailablex8501]

Jess: " We've been married 15 YeArs" Jason: "it's been 7-" Laterrrrrr- Jess: "We finna fight with our lipss-" KC: "why am I in your team-"

[@Kit269]

Poor Mokka

[@meisstupid]

Kittyfuntime12 Gatcha i agree poor moeka/nana

[@melissafranks8551]

R.I.P kawaichan death by jess ;-;

[@jacelynnefaye2712]

Jess: "I'm thirsty!" Me: Yeah, I don't find that hard to believe for some reason.. Looking at Aaron's character designs; Jacket with ripped jeans; visibly shirtless. Love ya Jess 😂💜

[@dobeth8472]

Jfaye 2005 AND ABS

[@briebrie7256]

THIS KILLED ME😂

[@sparkofhope25]

Remember early MyStreet too

[@taylxr70]

@@briebrie7256 ME TOO😂🤣

[@kathy_1235]

Hahaha🤣😂😂😂

[@Itzz_pompom]

18:50 Jess:oooo are you sure about that? Jason: did you beat up a kid?!

[@maddie5417]

Jess and Jason: *Arguing about how long they’ve been married.* Me: *Googles it.*

[@tyozero8110]

:

[@melanieharvey2005]

🤣🤣

[@shariahsmith9518]

Lolololoololol

[@wolfygirl303]

So how long? Was Jason in the right?

[@shadowfryarwolf]

@@wolfygirl303Jason was right xD By now they’ve been married for 10 years, or so says google

[@enthyn]

Jason: "You are ALWAYS thirsty" Aph: *laughs cute* Me: AHAHAHAHAH *laughs like a dying llama*

[@adriannaharvey5176]

like that laugh like ur deed (ME)

[@squidsquad9460]

Me laughing like a Banshee

[@Kit269]

Oh that's cute

[@adriannaharvey5176]

@@Kit269 hahaha XD

[@wcndxr6663]

“Yeah Jason, Jason, you got over there and knock that THOT OUT!” - Ein 2020 Edit: This was supposed to be a joke:I 😐😐😐😐 And I can take peoples opinions about thing :D

[@Kit269]

Ummm that's a bit rude Ein-Michaella

[@mejialane9657]

I know I hate this I comment 😒😒😒😒😒

[@beennett]

I WAS LOLING WHEN I SAW THIS😂😂😂

[@beennett]

Mejia Lane you know u don’t gotta say it out loud. You can hurt others feelings too you know

[@beennett]

If you don’t like it then keep it to yourself

[@Jasmine_slays_everyday]

We seriously need more videos like this when they can just be themselves😂❤❤

[@Gh0ullzz]

IKR!! we need more of these videos

[@Sammy-oi7uk]

Fr like…

[@m00gan64]

actually cus the other videos are harder to watch 😭

[@coffindrew]

Jess: You sounded like a real person for a second. Ein: I am a real person- **clap clap clap.**

[@gamblegalaxy9160]

Jess: "You know what I am going to beat up more kids in Roblox." Me: Literally Dying of laughter! Somehow that completely caught me off guard.😂😂

[@ashleygreen9209]

Gamble Galaxy yes that was meee I was like whattt 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

[@bashireclipse1215]

The kids in Roblox fear her

[@shariahsmith9518]

i thought that was i lie and when she explained it, I got broncities

[@marvelmina9067]

Yaasss sameee

[@emmaslug]

Is everyone just going to look over the fact that Jason says that he loves her make out schemes?

[@jacelynnefaye2712]

What time?

[@wolfpack_roxy]

Jfaye 2005 23:02 the middle one is the lie, so the truths are the top n bottom one, top one being that her make out schemes are the best & he loves them

[@daniidanboy]

*happiness nosies*

[@MynameisnotMellisa]

I never did and I left my room saying I’m done when that happened 😂

[@troopsey5809]

i love moeka's voice so much its so relaxing

[@Ash_eiji3]

True I love Moeka❤️🤩

[@Blake_800]

Aphmau: “We’ve been Marie’s for 15 years” Jason: “We’ve only been married for 7 years” I laughed so hard at that Love you Aphmau and Jason💗💗💗💗💗

[@kikipanda1001]

•Wolfy playz• *Married

[@ashwolfxx7041]

Same lol

[@Kit269]

They sound like a old couple

[@ChhimiYangdon-p4k]

She said TOGETHER

[@darrelsvids158]

Google: Jess Bravura "clicks enter" Result: Jess Bravura Google: married woman with 2 children that has a midlife crisis so she forces husband to play minecraft with complete strangers "clicks enter" Result: Jess Bravura Edit: wow this blew up. Thanx for 195 likes1 Edit: This blew up just like what's in my pants. Thanks for the 664 likes guys!

[@bigbootylilheart]

Abstract Conflict not to be that person but Jess has 3 kids!

[@typicalmouse8972]

3 children you uneducated fool 😂😂😂

[@bianca2930]

3 children

[@ardinandmommy8114]

They were in google GOoGlE don’t bull then mkAy

[@itskays6335]

Her full name is Jessica lol

[@chumpess]

People: “Aphmau is a children’s channel.” Jess: “I’M THIRSTY”

[@budgetcutkendo]

like damnnnnnnnnnnn. you dont gotta be so thirsty do that off camera

[@miiyuzii]

Jess:I stole money from ur wallet and blamed it on the kids cause they ate my chocolate cake >:(

[@miiyuzii]

Me: U just blamed ur kids

[@theunionjack5172]

Jess is apparently always thirsty

[@faelarmagrora770]

@@miiyuzii When did she say it was a cake?

[@I.See..Nothing..In.You...]

Aph saying “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!”Got me shocked never knew aph cussed and ive watched her for years😂

[@Imoutsideteehee]

How many years have you watched her?

[@I.See..Nothing..In.You...]

@@Imoutsideteehee six years but also on my other acc Jxydern that got banned

[@zacherysampson5651]

Bo have you watched the Christmas uno video

[@Actjngwithalin]

yeah she said the f word in the vid she just put a squick sound on it plus she’s more family friendly now and I love her

[@user-qu3pn9jv6b]

I was looking for this comment

[@zynxiewinxie]

Jess: WeVe *clap* BeEn *clap* ToGeThEr *clap* FoR *clap* fIfTeEn *clap* YeArS! Jason: *waitadamnminute*

[@arandomgirl4229]

Kathyfoxyu Krew Kim melody joke

[@tiredbun7951]

When there are two comments with these words Me: *waitadamnminute.*

[@Kai6792-]

Aphmau: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS” Aaron: “ We’ve been married for 7 years” Aphmau: “IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS” Me: My parents have been together for 10 years, but have been married for I think 3 years. I feel you, Jess.

[@daisyvasquez2788]

HI

[@imdone7628]

My parents have been married for 18 years

[@Kai6792-]

@@imdone7628 aw that's adorable.

[@aarmaushipper2002]

My parents have been married for 27 years

[@Kai6792-]

@@aarmaushipper2002 whoa that's a long time

[@madisonchandler844]

"Hold me back gurl hold me back" TOGETHER MARRIED IS A THING NOW *Whats his face changes* "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" ~~~~~~ "You are always thirsty" IM DEAD ~~~~~~~~~ I'ma Gryffindor!

[@thecrystalphoenix3239]

One thing's for sure: Jason's in BIG TROUBLE after this video.

[@xxgachakittenxx6755]

jess: rants how he knew how important her leaf tickets are and not to spend them jason: honey i did that random silence still silent jess: SQUEAK

[@Rawr_im-a_dinosaur944]

That squeak was her swearing

[@FaatimahSoyza]

👏👏👏👏

[@MikaWikaPika]

Jess: I'm afraid of chocolate pancakes Jason: *Alright imma head out-*

[@laurynhedgie]

EYYYYYY HIGH FIVE THAT MEME STILL LIVES

[@SpacingOut_]

:D

[@soufel7242]

And from that day, Jason never came back from buying chocolate pancakes.

[@Average141]

Jess: “WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS!” Jason: “We’ve only been married for like 7!” Jess: *Insert GRR face*

[@kayonblair3105]

The adult side behind jess is so funny😂

[@Penguru]

14:03 "I was a pacifist...but not anymore because I seriously I would literally pass my fist in her face if I could" XD.

[@Aphmau]

These days I take my fights to roblox

[@gasmocorgi6158]

Aphmau mood

[@auskya]

@@Aphmau Honestly same, jk no homo

[@brittneyle8248]

@@Aphmau I do the same thing lol

[@wingsofwolfs]

Same

[@dreamariima]

No one: Absolutely no one: Kawaii-Chan: *Gurrrlllll*

[@laurenwomack1061]

As your hype woman I can’t allow that 😂

[@yugiamane4587]

Aaron: Your always thirsty Aphmau: *LAUGHS* Dang it Aaron: so the 2nd 1 Aphmau: *Breaths out* Ya

[@Tae_-831]

lol

[@morgannorthrip1088]

jason to moeka: ""your victim shaming me, DONT VICTIM SHAME ME"

[@xox_wolfie_xox6050]

i can honestly imagine someone creating a Roblox chocolate chip pancake horror story to see how jess reacts XD

[@michellecallahan1419]

Same

[@mrfanboiilol638]

Same

[@meisstupid]

Same

[@abby244]

E

[@rinislife3041]

I’m so happy that the weird/dirty jokes are back U-U “IS THAT WHERE MY SHIRTS WENT?!?!”

[@tweettweetgacha8987]

*Rin Is life* same

[@hellesofiechristiansenwiig3806]

How did EIN of ALL people manage to become Aaron's hype person in this😂

[@artsy_games]

Ein is great! When he needs to he can be a good person

[@artsy_games]

And actually im rlly happy that it was ein of all people

[@hellesofiechristiansenwiig3806]

@@artsy_games lol, I know Ein is great xD I love the guy, but... Aaron doesn't, and with good reason xDD Which us why this was so shocking

[@loveuzi_]

but it's not aaron's hype person, this is outside of the rp..

[@Raven-c5h]

@@hellesofiechristiansenwiig3806this is kinda like out of the rp but Chris is a great person

[@StrwberriWaffle485]

2020 aphmau was something else lol

[@sinister8040]

Jess: "I'm gonna beat up some more kids (in roblox)" Me: "HOLD ON-- *video ends*

[@jenniflower6569]

"You're always thirsty" *JESS WITH HER E X T R E M E T H I R S T*

[@h3arthooni]

Me:"Okay, let's start my homework KZbin:"Aphmau has posted a video Me:"Well my homework can wait My teacher:"You better have a good reason that you dont have your homework Me:Its called the best thing in the world Aphmau Edit:Thank you for the likes I have never had this much ❤💜

[@kimberlymosqueda3885]

Helen Pablo so true

[@GachaLover-h7s]

Can we acknowledge how many times Jess zoomed in on Aaron’s pants and abs? Love you Jess and Jason! You guys make me laugh so hard I almost piss! ❤💜

[@Moo-Millie2013]

HAlairious

[@IceAyeUh]

"You married her, that's what's wrong here" - Kawaii-Chan 2020

[@marshallove9871]

Kawaii Chan is right

[@alanmiles7355]

Haha

[@zomreativechannel1119]

BRUH THAT RUDE I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN TO TO SEE THE TREES BUT I CANT AND BRUH BRUHHHHH NOOOO

[@amiashaya5647]

@@zomreativechannel1119 its quarantine

[@amiashaya5647]

Its 2021 now

[@ZhyrenStudios]

How to know that your not a real one “WEVEBEENMARRIEDFOR15” No.. 7..

[@Nya.0.]

-Jess: *"WE ARE GONNA FIGHT WITH OUR LIPS*" Jason: *"..."* No one but me: *OMG YASS, LOL, SO CUTE. MUNCKIN CORGIES ON A DONUT WITH NO HOLE! (house flipers)*

[@Kit269]

Yeah boi

[@number1muichirofan]

Wth xD

[@Nya.0.]

@թօísօղ íѵվ 0o0 HOW DARE YOU SAY DAT. ME BELIEVE WHAT I WANNA BELIVE!

[@Nya.0.]

@@number1muichirofan I'm very random :)(: XD

[@that_one_athena_cabin_girl]

Did anyone else notice that like halfway through the video random food was appearing in Jess' hotbar?

[@starlightplayz6812]

Aaron: I wanted to die untill i relized theres a guest bedroom

[@annmariewilliams2262]

Wow that's great 😊

[@Mandaraminu]

I love how this whole video is them SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER XD CX

[@naytj4l126]

“IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS!” *_Cries in youth._* Why am I so young? Their marriage is older than me.

[@tracimoyer9879]

theyve been together since I was born, fuck

[@naytj4l126]

@@tracimoyer9879 I’m only 13. And Aphmau said they been together for 15 years. Like, how? (*´Д｀*)

[@estefannylopez2053]

I'm actually 15

[@juancarlosbonilla7043]

XD SAME HERE

[@AngelOfMusic2]

SAME

[@brittanyholman2095]

Aww what a beautiful couple 😊🤣

[@answergirl5037]

“GIRL STAP IT. *_I’M THIRSTY”_* -Jessica/Aphmau 2020 Edit: Just watched the whole video... .__. DANG JESSICA YOU REAL THIRSTY! But did Moeka and Chris ever find out what her last scheme was?

[@starliights9623]

“I remember the last scheme I made, Can’t say that one on camera.” Me: JesS oMgGg

[@NoName-ld7gg]

“We’re gonna put our years of *togethered* , *marriedness* -“ _Ah yes, much Engrish, such speak_

[@madellyrics4541]

@Ximena Nava hehe *engrish*

[@alanmiles7355]

Wow..ll

[@sonianordez6888]

English

[@Powershifter22]

lol ;w;

[@josephlalmalsawma1858]

hiaphmau

[@chelseathomas1031]

I find it so crazy on how much aphmau changed over the years

[@artteen2082]

Fr

[@prillafrilla]

so true, i liked this aph more honestly lol

[@imaginariberries]

Everyone: I'm Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin, I'm Gryffindor Me: Viva la Ravenclaw b**ches

[@Gabriel-kh6rd]

I'm a hufflepuff but this made me snort 😂

[@humanbean6886]

My friends a slytherclaw (slytherin and ravenclaw)

[@nyxsmith4463]

I'm a slytherpuff

[@solocj4010]

Fellow ravenclaw!!

[@ICDCSB]

YES RAVEN CLAWS FOR THE WIN

[@purplepotato4058]

i love how there literally throwing eachothers clothes away like dang

[@fxrnweh5405]

“15 LOVELY YEARS!” -Aphmau 2020

[@Pixly_Dix3lyYT]

The way Jess was just like "WE'VE BEEN TOGTHERS FOR 15 YEAARS" not exactly the intro to the video I was expecting 😅😅 Still this is hilarious🤣🤣

[@faithrebuta8683]

When i get married i want to have a relationship like this haha

[@hanabananabread]

me too BWAHAHA

[@booperdooper9762]

Same lol

[@asherdomer7677]

I want it to

[@oldaccount5631]

Same

[@NIA-450]

“I wanna make out with you right now like right now” Me:JESS THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE 4 KIDS

[@minibettyc0sply911]

Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roseroblox1805]

I thought she had 2 kids

[@halo2373]

You are is right

[@zay4401]

@@roseroblox1805 me to

[@cheyannlayton]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Aphmau: WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS! Aaron: We've been married for 7.... Me: APHMAU YOU REALLY GONNA TAKE THAT? Aphmau: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS. SO MIGHT AS WELL- Me: yes girl... Yes 😌💅

[@windymcphaul4974]

😝🤪😜

[@madellyrics4541]

slay queen

[@Cup1idku]

1:57 aphmau:WHAT THE HELL ARE R U NOW?!

[@penkamoreno4173]

Aphmau: we've been together for 15 years! Me: And still no season 7 in Mystreet......?

[@sarathebitch3328]

YESS WHERE IS THAT SEASON, ITS BEEN TWO YEARS

[@noahponce2759]

Yeah where us season 7!

[@bryannajones4198]

I JUST FINISHED JUST WATCHING SEASON 6 FOR THE 10099TH TIME AND I CRIED AT THE LAST EPISODE SO I HAD TO WATCH SUM CUTE BUT I WANT A SEASON 7 😌

[@Bella-dz4qk]

Bryanna Jones yea I want to wait for season 7 to watch the rest of MyStreet

[@MLegendary06]

I have just watched the mystreet for the first time and the season 7 has still yet to come out

[@narsisx]

Nobody: Literally no one: Not even a single soul: The comments: *so many quotes that i dont even need to watch the video*

[@loveberrywolf8913]

Underrated comment here

[@user-us1xt3re9i]

“WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS!” *we been married for 7 years* nUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuUUUU!

[@NovaStar_the_Lunarwolf]

5:52 did she just zone out into his shorts😂😂

[@vae2036]

45% - Jess: We’ve been married for 15 years 40% - Jess is always thirsty 15% - something else

[@IrregularityRowan]

The 15% is make-out schemes

[@AshLycan_]

Jason: Well you're always thirsty Me: well no wonder they have 3 kids :v IM SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OstriyOstrich]

🤣🤣

[@irgendwoinhollenlochmichig8882]

Omigosh WHYYY?!?!?!?

[@LilyGoth...]

@I iz TaCo lOvEr CREEPER AW MAN sorry I.... I had to do it 😂😏

[@TheMochialVoid]

I don't like this math They've been together for 15 years Married for 7 Jess is always thirsty, yet they only have 3 kids, the 3rd being born a couple months ago HMMMMMMM I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE MORE

[@LilyGoth...]

@@WERIDDEX got are pickle swing side to side to side

[@mafuyus_dead_bf]

*Posted 8 seconds ago* Me: *Clicks like my life depends on it* Edit: Omg thanks for the likes!!!

[@Tubox_]

Da_Gacha_Universe I clicked on to seconds same

[@kristiansgacha1684]

ME

[@sunrisemoth3055]

That is literally me🤣

[@inspiretheworld4466]

Jess: oh shoot he sounds like a real person ( 2:16 )

[@moonieeez3333]

Bravura attac They protecc And most importantly They fight to see if they know each other very well after 15 years of being together

[@izzybloop3848]

Togetherecc

[@VagueVAA]

Someone spat at Jess? .... "I'll shred this universe down to its very atom..."

[@sapphiredoesstuff9779]

You can tell how much Jason cares about Jess. (And vice versa) Jason knew how crazy she was and still married her. Jess hypes Jason up so much. That’s true love right there.

[@elizabethpowell1380]

I died over a thousand times in this video it's just soo funny 😂😂😂😂

[@stroomberymalk5064]

I love how jess slowly gains more food throughout the video.

[@rexrivers2220]

“Girl stop it, I’m thirsty” Jess 2020

[@tyozero8110]

Jason:.....Girl stop im thirsty Aph:*NO* Me:momy end dad:v Aph:-~-

[@Dragonxkillerv]

This is so sad

[@pchanAnimatesSometimes]

I can’t watch any of alphmau videos without keeping a straight face

[@IzzyDoezEverything]

Ikr I die laughing

[@floxyXflippy]

2:54 Aphmau:Im tHiRsTy Aphmau:Gulp gulp gulp gulp* Me: Refreshing 😩👌💧 It's giving me teen titans vibes from raven XD