Hat Chat Episode 34 - The Stool Scale

[@felinepm]

You guys crack me up. Love the way y'all harmonize mentally, in humor, and musically. Enjoy the sibling like chemistry you have with Yogscast...like in cornerstone and the g-mod games. Thank you for the laughs.

[@izzieley123]

Ross' freeze frame at the end of the stream 👌👌

[@dancrooks1490]

no please no more emoticons!

[@izzieley123]

🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩CANT STOP THE EMOTI-TRAIN 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩

[@glaceonfirestarter9058]

🚂 toot toot hehe

[@SuperJokull]

XpertingGames 😈

[@joet8222]

What about smiths

[@DOKXSOO]

I love how near the end, though brief, they touched upon self-appearance, insecurities and that people should "forget about"/not worry about how they look. Sending out a positive message, ily guys

[@himynameishelen]

Ross is developing a fine, strong neckbeard.

[@jakeradomsky7531]

You bet it is

[@hopemcleary2695]

#HornyForHornby

[@Seanbrunswick12]

***** #HopeForHornby

[@jelli5184]

Too strong. Very #HornyforHornby

[@olivial2456]

That he should keep!

[@MerryLovasz]

Some people are still commenting in the chat. Anyway, thanks guys for letting us know the details of your poop. We all needed to know that.

[@TreeBeardNero]

If that's you in your profile pic then you look a lot like the actress who plays Daenarys Targaryen in Game of Thrones. Also you share Sips' surname :D

[@BoneIdolUK]

***** Wow she does look like Emilia Clarke O.O

[@hakmada]

***** It is emilia clarke.

[@BoneIdolUK]

Maybe Maise Williams got her into Hat Films :P

[@TreeBeardNero]

Hakmada I don't know... That's why I said "If that's you"

[@emimori630]

Wow those beards....

[@smaaack]

Beard clan

[@araidenfreudianharpy]

Those wonderful, majestic beards.

[@Diocuddles]

But they're so unimpressive...

[@TramaForceHQ]

Diocuddles How dare you, everything they do or have is majestic

[@zazion1051]

There all gone now

[@vetajones5941]

It's so much better getting to see their faces during these.

[@thecharlierobbins]

Who's watching this post 2019 Hat Chat return. I watched this live way back when. so pround of these boiks

[@tomtomwilson3049]

Hey Smith, You are one of the best actors and you were the best Skylord and Guardian of the Galaxy

[@greg0r0vitch]

Omg why is Smith so hot

[@neoncamel3026]

Ritalin is the answer.

[@EvelynDuncan]

#stiffy4smiffy

[@ashlantis4561]

not even a joke though i ask myself this every day

[@jakedarbyshire4663]

I like the way Smith plays with his beard! :D

[@Timelywizard]

Just to reiterate, we now know what type of shits smith has... I did not expect to discover that knowledge when I started this Hat Chat

[@Waumboll]

This was so nice! I hope to see more of it in the future... At some point. Hohoho.

[@FlyLowPanda]

5:09 I’m glad they have gotten better at dealing with their daily technical problems

[@geoff4906]

smiffy: great facial hair Ross: great neck beard Trott: go and grow some facial hair

[@EnsoTB]

Smith's moustache and beard are perfect. So much love.

[@zach7lane]

God I love it when ross would rage in a funny way its the best thing to me

[@tiddleto2te]

I love all the bits they do. They're an animators dream, haha

[@Ghostzification]

1:14:40 trotts faces made me take a number 7

[@Waumboll]

Also I loved Trotts random faces while Ross and Smiffy were talking. :'D

[@davzskill]

Omg! I didnt know ross liked fifa... Makes me like him a whole lot more!

[@brianb9526]

Saw the movie poster for a movie called "Tusk" today... thought it was a pic of Trott, Blew my mind!

[@lukep765]

I love these pod casts I always download them and listen to them in my lessons until i start laughing and then everyone starts looking at me like im insaneXD

[@TheRatherDapper]

"I have an asymmetrical face, give me a meal!" - I want that on a shirt please

[@MissKay1994]

I have the same problem with to much going on for my CPU to handle. I might just need a core 2 quad instead of a dou to fix it. I alway keep a win 7 gadget to monitor my recource usage active.

[@Haste444]

Smith's lobster hahaha the Freedom lobster. The cupcake and Ross's freaking Pringles can, beautiful.

[@Pebble_Collector]

I think I'll always think that Smith and Trott's faces should be the other way around to match their voices. Smith's voice is one of a happy, fresh faced young man and Trott's voice is one of a bearded badass looking gent. Swap! Can technology do that now? If we can launch missiles through letter boxes can we not do a quick voice switcheroo?

[@organic_mechanic5989]

1:08:54 Ross throws Kinder bars in the air! lol

[@thatswhytv2channel]

Hysterics the whole way through :). Thanks guys

[@peathyyy]

So, at 45:00 you talk about Endless Legend, and seeing as I've clocked in almost 500 hours of Civ 5, would anyone recommend to me to buy Endless Legend?

[@Slayaroo]

Still more frequent than YogPod LOL

[@gamer_DJM]

A buddy of mine also has a ginger beard, even though his head hair is brown.

[@phrenologygroyper]

Ross you beard accents and outlines your face and baby blue perfectly

[@tylerb273]

An hour and a half!? Well, looks like it's time to sit back, snort some Sipco branded cocaine and enjoy the pleasantly elongated podcast.

[@ciaraburke2335]

XD Trott seemed SOOO INTRESTED in smith's beard :D !!

[@BGOODEful]

Nice nose pick from ross there at the end! XD

[@corneliusdotexe]

19:22 approx will become an animation!

[@Luciefurrr]

Trott has earlobe slippage. Peekaboo

[@MacFyben]

i watched the whole thing and it was very enjoyable.

[@cjcoen1043]

I just realized that trott has 3 items in his frame, Ross has 4, and smith has 5. This probably has no importance at all lol.

[@maru-zee]

Wow, didn't realise you like rts Trott. Endless Legend is an amazing game :D Played it too much in beta myself but might get back into it one day.

[@riangamble]

they need to higher the hardware buffer speed within whatever they are using to broadcast the audio to solve the cutting

[@MidgardMessiah]

>dota 2 >great community You wot, Smiff?

[@SMK451]

+MidgardMessiah Those are words that I have never seen linked. Where does Smiffy get these crazy ideas?

[@noah-4929]

Love hat chat plz do more &keep up the good work guys

[@zach7lane]

At 1:09:20 is why I love ross for his funny rage its so funny

[@phantomblotmusic]

Hat Films Ross's new catchphrase; "EAT TYPE 4!"

[@madvlogsyolos3941]

I love hat films

[@MrMeow110]

Glad I stayed up for that

[@sam23696]

I feel like an eight would be one of those situations where it's all gas and drips, but you can't let it out in your pants, for fear of extensive skid marks, and smell. So, if eight is all gas, does that make a nine super heated plasma?

[@ChroNomadics]

Ross' beard is fantastic whoa.

[@joshpike7474]

I started playing dota about the same amount of time ago as smiffy, and I've clocked 900 games xD Also, the fact that smiff says dota has a large learning curve is so horrifically understating it xD

[@thorthaksake8680]

Anyone notice Trott's mic cutting out while he dissed youtube? New World Order.

[@coysgub5599]

Ross looks like an older Eden hazard with that beard XD

[@marcusalm7350]

Someone send them AH:s "Technical difficulties" music+sign!

[@joet8222]

You gotta love ross's classy moustache

[@JackWBaker]

The forrest looks really good

[@IKaruss94]

of all the days you could have done a hatchat you did it on my birthday, but to do CRAZY celebration I couldn't watch it live, and NO1 GIVES A MONSTER COKCS (type 1) NUGGET =D

[@OdiousLupous]

Finally some more Hat Chat

[@thornordfeld7848]

Ross with a beard! YEEAAHHH! Such beauty :3

[@kingkeifer3558]

Oh shit new RTS I need to check that out

[@MordekaiGlint]

just wondering, in any of the Hatchat video podcasts, do they put things up on screen, or can i just listen to it and get the same enjoyment out of it?

[@artursskrastins3381]

HAT CHAT HYPE

[@EmmaCross94]

So a type 1 is a solid and a type 7 is a liquid... Does that make a type 13 a gas? Are farts type 13s?

[@ConRayArt]

that sir is a fart you are speaking of

[@chickenbob3414]

I only ever have type 21s - plasma.

[@peipm7446]

Ross looking on point

[@bloo3972]

So the Bristol stool scale featured in my Biology GCSE last year. Evidently education minister Michael Gove wanted us to learn about it so we better understood his motives for the education system. (Prior to him being sacked.)

[@acarnell6657]

gotta love trotts face

[@ARGhostie]

Get such weird cognitive dissonance when they're ranting about how ugly they are lmao like you're LITERALLY pretty as hell what

[@Twix-iu4bb]

You guys should do rambling with sips

[@josharmour1489]

DayZ mod is still much better than the standalone.... the Epoch/Overpoch mod is really great with base building and AI missions to get supplies. Vehicles and items can also be bought from traders so it's really easy to meet up! You guys gotta check it out!

[@dndean7459]

Great to see u guy live it's been a while what does Ross play FIFA on

[@TheAtomicPhantom]

Ross looks like Mario Mandzukic.

[@Doomcraftian]

What headphones and cameras do they use?

[@stevenozanne799]

When is it going up on iTunes

[@CaptainPidgeon]

Smiffs beard looks significantly more ginger then the rest of his hair

[@tomday840]

I love arma 3 ive not played it but looks amazing

[@SaFalken]

Is smiffy on about Shacktac Arma? Sounds like it with the chat mods.

[@tobyjohnson2781]

"stop watching us you weirdo" - Trott Pissed myself

[@hmmblueeyes]

The neck beard looks great on Ross

[@Toazt0]

Smith I know your pain, my hair is the same colour as yours and my facial hair is that fiery ginger too.

[@wanderingwestwards7192]

I approve of Smiffy's solution to the vanity restaurant.

[@smeatar]

I'm dissapointed that Smiff didn't yell "Mum get the camera" when the were talking about the "8"

[@lynnebogle5439]

Do more Hat Chats on KZbin PLZ

[@JL2Gaming]

Loved it!

[@Samstar-pi9bt]

How often to they stream Hat Chat?

[@StarkillerZigi]

You guys should keep the webcams in your other series I think it would be awesome.

[@ninjacrit8825]

Does anyone know what kind of mics they use??

[@Ben-kt7hz]

Can anyone link me to the KZbin channel smith was talking about with arma 3 and convoys. I'd really appreciate it thanks.

[@Paz42]

There is a secret number 8 on the stool scale "The Brown Mist"

[@ZOD4]

Rock has such a sexy smile.

[@matthewbehm4895]

So a while ago i saw a nogla and wanted to know are you friends with him bc a gary's mod game with him is fun abd would be great to watch

[@twilightbabydoll]

Smith is so attractive...I don't understand. But I appreciate it still

[@Nofinator]

Regarding Trott's news story... Seduced by a beautiful young woman who turns out to be an old rotting ghosty thing. Isn't that just a scene from The Shining???

[@Ohmriginal722]

"Dota 2, the communities amazing" - Alex Smith ... ... ... No

[@kennytheturtle4297]

ROSS's GLORIOUS BEARD

[@JiosYT]

I seen smiths bit of paper... I now know it is scripted ;)

[@MegaJellyfish1234]

Tut tut

[@Pyro-tq9qz]

I am now leaving it is boring

[@torstenlandsson9757]

Trott is the sexiest of them all

[@smaaack]

Yu can see it is. They r looking at the same place all the time.

[@rubytortoise7783]

I think that's actually a list of conversation topics and things to talk about

[@Gabby-zv8kc]

How did you come up with the name hat films???????

[@marija]

what game is smith talking about that he plays all the time?

[@Ethan-qd9lh]

marija dota 2 get it on steam

[@kieranhart3894]

Holy shit, Yes! YES! YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS!

[@annoyingturtle777]

Can any1 tell me if they did role playing and when? Thanks :D

[@cliffetop4603]

I listen to hatchat on an app called Podbay