You All Eat So Slow! (PlateUp!)

[@frenchbassguy]

Haha I love how the first thing they do is move the tables as far away as possible :P

[@TheOnlyOrk]

smith has again sabotaged them with his fear of pizza toppings

[@bierrollerful]

Never stray from the path of cheese.

[@CoreyKaha]

They never learn, it's even reflected in their restaurant layout.

[@Ashtari]

@@CoreyKaha I feel like they might really need to bring in someone like Ped, Sips/Hafu, or Kirsty/Briony. Ped's love of optimization, I feel would appeal to Trott but Sips of course already meshes really well with the Hats.

[@CoreyKaha]

@@Ashtari Oh yeah, they definitely need one of them to sit in for a bit. They do this live too, so their chat must be ripping their dicks off with their repeated mistakes 🤣

[@ryanthomas9633]

It’s like a cult

[@SpaceDogLaika]

If this stayed as a permanent series i would not complain Plate Up Phridays?

[@EvilDollop]

My god only if they start actually doing something other than pizza lol

[@Odyanii]

I do not understand Smiths fear of toppings; with the rate Trott is making pizza he’d be able to keep it fully stocked always, so all it asks of the servers is to remember the order for two seconds.

[@Ashtari]

And therein lies the issue. You are asking Ross and Smith to use their brains for something other than bants.

[@shanadir]

He just ducking LOVE margaritas. A true pizza puritan

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

It's more a matter of sorting the allready made pizzas

[@macduchesne1849]

I know right its so unbelievably boring to watch

[@lalnablehector1285]

@@macduchesne1849 Then just don't watch it, literally that simple.

[@LeonKevlar]

It's good to hear the boiks sing again without the lag

[@alexwiltse4720]

"Don't panic, the customers can smell fear"

[@lukeantonystevens2942]

17:32 they all did the same bit in canon, that was hella surreal, felt like it was rehearsed haha

[@RabidBlackwatch]

They've got to be trolling us at this point. How could they have not figured out that the tables being as far away as physically possible is a bad thing? More toppings is also pretty easy. Being afraid of more toppings being difficult is making the game harder.

[@incy2k]

Some people just enjoy suffering

[@RabidBlackwatch]

@@incy2k Well I do keep coming back haha

[@shanadir]

They don't even think about it, moving the tables to the far corner is literally the first thing they do when they enter the restaurant 😂

[@OzgurTezerdi]

Day 1 prep and I'm already triggered. 3 grown men that have played this game for hours and still don't realize that 1) getting 1 customer per table is bad 2) PUTTING TABLES SO FAR AWAY AND LOSING TIME

[@redoxxed]

to be fair this was a franchise with single dining so the one person per table they didnt really get to choose now

[@OzgurTezerdi]

@@redoxxed yea but they still went with the franchise. Don't get me wrong I've been watching them for 8+ years but my god am I tired of them being so inept at this game. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN PIZZA

[@awesomeaartvark]

That longer eating time is the worst one so far, they reaaaaally take their time, don't they? haha, I cannot wait to see where this goes

[@Cyrathil]

"Such a waste of ingredients" Am I the only one that thinks it might be an interesting mod/option in the game to have ingredients cost something? It would add a new dimension with you not just cranking out such an abundance and trying to actually match demand. It would make the freezers matter that much more, too.

[@EvilDollop]

That's interesting! I think it would be cool if there was some sort of 'clean restaurant bonus' you get at the end of the day if you manage to finish with no mess on the floor and no dirty plates.

[@bierrollerful]

5:40 Trott: "Much like you're stuck with your *Margherita Life* " Damn, Trott. Now I feel like I really need a pizza.

[@elldarr_9135]

This game seems great and a lot of fun for anyone who likes this type of logistical challenge, keeping your head cool and tracking multiple things at once and so on. As someone who’s worked in many restaurants, cafés and the like… this game is just painful to watch. The amount of stress, pressure, no rest, no break from shit tons of noise, questions, running around… I hate this type of job with an almost trauma-like passion. It upsets me to no end that I’ve been ruined by the industry cause I really can see how this game would be fun for so many and the bois seem to have so much fun too!

[@stickyredpostit2864]

The fear of sides is horrific, once you get past the sides fear, the reduced customer count makes it a total cakewalk. Especially if you've enslaved a catfish and locked them in a kitchen.

[@Yellowbrainfungus]

I love this game but I struggle to watch the same plain cheese pizza setup over and over

[@EvilDollop]

Especially when they don't even do it well 😅

[@lukeantonystevens2942]

All we need now is a PlateUp: Hatfilms DLC

[@Timelywizard]

Adds an extra mode in which no table can be within 10 spaces of a counter.

[@SyntheticSpy]

@@Timelywizard I actually love this concept

[@Athyma28]

You guys need to get the purple tablecloth tables. You set them against another table, they don’t merge. Great addition for the single service. Upgrade your tables!

[@SpyMinion]

To answer your question about the waiter seeming to come when you have a mouthful of food it’s actually called the two bite rule. My GF worked as a server and she was told to check in with a table after they had time for two bites to make sure everything is fine

[@mrmalarkey1828]

well done for somehow timing this not long after the Mario trailer to get the convo about pratt in XD

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Someone just whined about how they were not putting the tables next to the wall on one of their first runs, and they pretty much stuck to that advice lol

[@humanwritescode]

Why do they literally put the tables as far away from the counter as possible? It's a clear sign of insanity at this point.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

You know what the definition of insanity is?

[@Orange0Monkey]

How far back was this one recorded? Have they learned anything since?

[@ShadowtheRonin]

With the Mario movie, I can definitely tell on my second viewing of the teaser that Chris Pratt probably tried to do the traditional, high, Charles Martinet, Italian voice but it either didn't sound right or he couldn't keep it consistent. I like the idea that this voice is based on a younger version of the TV series Mario, who has much more of a Brooklyn-esque accent.

[@Bobba_raekus]

And featuring Chris Pratt as Chris Pratt.

[@aethernaut1899]

The Three Stooges of our generation.

[@tenebraebr]

"Just eat it" I missed the singing

[@bigboi8195]

Its been a while since I've watch you Boiks. It good to be back.

[@TheAwes0meo]

They clearly don't read the comments.

[@hooverity]

yall should play spooky stuff for October. Does the uk have Halloween? never really thought abt it

[@shanadir]

Their table placement is pretty terrifying though😏

[@datguy6101]

They've played a new spooky game recently on a twitch stream, some hilarious moments coming soon. The game was Boo Men if ya wanna find it

[@kylegregory46]

Of course the UK has halloween

[@freequest]

So they have one less dinner perk thing for their tables. Why are they putting the tables so close together they can seat 4, so one less is 3 dinners per table?

[@JamieA242]

i hope the reason there was so much mess was because they had the tables against the wall so it was always going to the one side

[@Aenonar]

toppings and side dishes = less customers.... Once more you just completely ignore the chat trying to help you and pick the worst cards x.xAnd every tile you run is time wasted that you could have used doing other stuff... Place things nearby to get much more time and less stress.

[@Ashtari]

They also could be delegating tasks better. Trott is so efficient at getting pizzas out purely because that's his ONE job. Meanwhile you have Smith and Ross tripping over each other both trying to serve, clear, and clean. Meaning clean plates are getting left in the sink and dirty plates end up left in random places which hamper either Trott or the other server.

[@MrJackOats]

Love these vids, I hope you keep the series going! But also you guys need to get Ped to coach you or something because the decision making is...questionable

[@eighty7]

"Does the burger rating make them finish quicker?" *snigger* "Certainly does for me"

[@aaronwilson4202]

Why do you keep doing exactly the same thing? Holy fuck so much ripping

[@sapientunderground]

Tiffany reference

[@Western_Gopnik]

Hat Gaming is the best 💯💯💯💯💯

[@stewdmill984]

Put trott out of a job. See if you can automate the pizza making process and have 3 waiting staff?

[@mrjimi1]

I think the way they play it is impossible to automate anything. They need to save that research desk blueprint until they get another one so they can get a copy desk or a blueprint desk. They don't seem to know what the upgrades are though, which also makes that difficult.

[@daruddock]

If you guys are reading this, I'm finding the endless 'plain pizza, single chairs' series a bit tedious. Otherwise loving the content on both channels.

[@VeggeMight]

This is so boring....cheese pizza with no difficulty always.

[@mustbefitness8308]

THE BEST BOYS. THE BEST PIZZA

[@macduchesne1849]

smith is the most unfun person to watch play this game, any opportunity to make the game more interesting by adding more menu items he just turns it down and moans if anyone even suggests it. It's getting pretty boring seeing them make plain pizza every single time

[@lalnablehector1285]

wah wah fuckin wah. go watch someone else

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

nice

[@GhostOfSparta]

Do you fold your 🍕 I do when it's the long thin slices which I think are the best

[@joemama365]

It might be time for a new music video! Eat it!

[@georgewright6831]

I don’t get these lads. Just spend 5 mins reading the comments

[@MH-hu5pi]

Stop doing pizza!! And call ped

[@1111sparda]

Smith losing his hair rapidly

[@edholmes8726]

Dear god, PLEEEEEASE play this game with Ped or Lewis… you boiks need some proper training in the kitchen!

[@Prossay]

I really do not understand this new mario film hate because chris pratt wont have an italian accent, there is already a live action mario film with Bob Hopkins and he certainly didn't have an italian accent

[@bierrollerful]

People just like to complain about insignificant stuff.

[@mollymauktealeaf]

The live action Mario film is also famously terrible. The issue with them casting Chris Pratt is they could've cast literally anyone else. Charles Martinet has voice the character throughout the games and is a very talented and respected voice actor, even if the exact voice he's used for Mario in the games were a poor fit for this project (which I'll freely admit it may be) he'd likely be very capable of adjusting accordingly. If for whatever reason Charles couldn't or didn't want to they could've found another skilled voice actor, it's not like there's a shortage of skilled voice talent about. So rather than casting a good voice actor, they decided to cast Chris Pratt who has thus far demonstrated the amazing range of playing: Chris Pratt (end of list).

[@Ashtari]

Mario isn't supposed to have an Italian accent. Canonically, Mario and Luigi were born in Brooklyn. They would have a Brooklyn accent, which Chris Pratt doesn't have either, But Bob Hoskins actually does a pretty good Brooklyn accent.

[@zindi1138]

So tense

[@BrokenNinja]

If you boiks want some tips and tricks feel free to HMU or look at the plateup discord. Lots of info on there and I am on there often playing with people.