ross's golf commentary on smithy literally had me in tears....
@Phagocytosis3 жыл бұрын
For future reference: 19:53.
@hammsmash4 жыл бұрын
Hat Films: We can't talk about the Skittles story because it's gross. Also Hat Films: DICK CHEESE, BOGEYS, FOOT SCRAPPINGS, AND BREAST MILK FOR HUMAN CHEESE BLENDS NOMNOMNOM
@shellycarter16914 жыл бұрын
me eating happily through the story
@handsomecaveman4 жыл бұрын
And yet, the skittles story is still worse.
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
well i find eating difficult when i get so randy that i just can't stop my self.
@brax90414 жыл бұрын
My question is, what IS this skittles story you talk of?
@dec234567894 жыл бұрын
"You gotta lay me to rest..... Now give me the milk from the breast" - quote of the year
@grouchy41054 жыл бұрын
had me crying (12:44 for when i inevitably want to hear that again)
@TheMarci10144 жыл бұрын
i'm glad i decided to eat my dinner whilst watching this video, loved the part with the four cheeses
@Snoopydoop4 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for the warning. They really should put a (warning, may ruin your meal)
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
I was also eating. Was...
@Scio_4 жыл бұрын
I finished my lunch just moments before the bogies talk began... 👼
@TjarpDex4 жыл бұрын
I learned the hard way YEARS ago to quite simply NEVER eat while watching the boiks play any game.
@Muldoonz4 жыл бұрын
The point when you realize that the conversation is heading towards the title and thumbnail for the video :(
@zachariahnye49534 жыл бұрын
@20:00 Crying listening to Ross commentating on Smithy’s Golfing! Gold 😂
@ggscv4 жыл бұрын
The legendary thumbnail that made nina serena barf.
Really glad I ordered pizza just before this, really heightened the experience, 10/10 would recommend
@Havok164 жыл бұрын
Oh dear lord do not be eating when watching this episode
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Hat Films for years and years and somehow, out of all the topics they've discussed, the body-cheese pizza is the thing that's gotten me closest to vomiting. So well played lads, you're still the crude wretches I subscribed to so long ago.
@donm65784 жыл бұрын
6:39 Smith made me so happy when he quoted Will Farrell from 2 different movies
@c0rse4 жыл бұрын
I never not regret eating breakfast while watching Hat Films. It's hard to eat cereal while listening to them discuss the four bodily cheeses.
@tomluke54404 жыл бұрын
I see what Nina meant about that thumbnail.
@ThisIsAitch4 жыл бұрын
I seriously am concerned with the lack of spatial awareness in this video. Angles, boys. SIMP. ANGLES.
@CalJorvik4 жыл бұрын
Me and girlfriend use these B12 Nutritional Yeast Flakes for cooking/dressing and we actually call them foot flakes. It's fine until you have friends over and accidentally call them that during a meal
@brycecaplan32314 жыл бұрын
I sat down today with my lunch which happened to be homemade buffalo chicken and french fries that I poured blue cheese sauce all over, and right as I finish my chicken and move on to the fries is when "It's the waxiest lemon curd you'll ever eat" followed by "I grate mine onto potato" happened. Ross, I accept your apology, but I did look at my blue cheese covered fries differently after that. Still ate them
@SyntheticSpy4 жыл бұрын
I was eating some nice sloppy pizza during that bit, definitely an experience I want to have again
@ButzPunk4 жыл бұрын
After all these years, you'd think I would have learned, but I continue to attempt to eat whilst watching Hat -Films- Gaming.
@CLBellamey4 жыл бұрын
Paper bag full of acid - easy: drink the contents of the bag, then wrap the bag around the lightbulb.
@nobodyshekatonchires4 жыл бұрын
God the cheese talk hurts but it's so funny too, along with the random milk song from smith
@RigelGalvan4 жыл бұрын
So glad I finished lunch before quattro formaggio talk... jeeeez
@user-vw5yh9kz9e4 жыл бұрын
thanks for the content! keep up the great work boiks
@arthurburgess61414 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that sneaky Anchorman reference from Smith.
@Anistrix4 жыл бұрын
Smith: "Im sure its the map" It, unfortunately, was not.
@samueltphillips4 жыл бұрын
albatross is a nice lil combo of all their names too!
@tessylanbara78172 жыл бұрын
19:52 I need to timestamp this. It makes me laugh so much XD
@bugsbirdsandbeasts4 жыл бұрын
Oh jeeze guys, I actually felt nauseous listening to your bogey talks lol and I wasn't even eating ha ha!
@willrobins4 жыл бұрын
why did i have to start eating my delicious red velvet brownie as they began to talk about human cheeses. i'll never consume buttercream the same way again.
@r128954 жыл бұрын
90% of the time im watching Hat Films it is during a meal. Not one meal has been ruined. Y'all really need to step up your games.
@99lightman334 жыл бұрын
Great video!
@tiltedmouse19724 жыл бұрын
you lads should check out hardspace shipbreaker and have a race to see who can dismatle a ship quickly and safely.
@Shiroar4 жыл бұрын
How are there still people who eat while watching Hat Films and then get surprised that it turns out to be a horrible combination?
@Joe-Vis4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, if you press the numbers 1 to 9, Ross is the first person to talk at each timestamp.
@firefistx74773 жыл бұрын
Im always eating when they go off on a tangent
@Nostracarmus3 жыл бұрын
"Christ, we're spreading a kraut across the table." 7:58 Ross Hornby Dirty bastards.
@cailarfinn4 жыл бұрын
That is the worst thumbnail.
@hologrms4 жыл бұрын
LOL is this the infamous cursed thumbnail video??? lmaoooo
@EvilDollop4 жыл бұрын
I only noticed the foot in the thumbnail after hearing about the scrapings...
@Fuzzthefurr4 жыл бұрын
Wait I just realised 10:00 minutes in, how long has that lizard been on the screen?
@samjones31674 жыл бұрын
Jesus Nina was right
@Aeroczema4 жыл бұрын
I love golf!
@Dsmky1174 жыл бұрын
golf
@benp68584 жыл бұрын
Trott was really on the fence about that last map, huh?
@PolygonAlley4 жыл бұрын
Everything is a lampshade?? YOU TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS A DRUM, I LEFT MY WIFE AND KIDS FOR YOU.
@pizzapielemon4 жыл бұрын
How I wish I'd read some comments before watching this during my dinner...
@99baking4 жыл бұрын
Eye bogeys are actually the shit from tiny mites that live in and around your eyelashes
@Scio_4 жыл бұрын
Trot was robbed. They didn't even tie him up or brush him with a broom or anything.
@scalyscallion4 жыл бұрын
Weirdly I prefer when they talk about horse smegma than bogeys
@TheJuliusDeane4 жыл бұрын
was that a mfin Goldie Lookin Chain reference, claat?
@PowerPAOK4 жыл бұрын
Was that the real Nano?
@edswinbourne66494 жыл бұрын
Golf with Friends IRL is needed after lockdown. Or asap, add a sense of danger...
@LiarraSniffles_X34 жыл бұрын
Alex smit: the man who never learns.
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
I didn't see any issue with the thumbnail, but once I saw so many poeple in the comments talking about it, I decided to take a closer look. And now that I think about it, a man holding a foot and a cheese grater over a pizza is pretty strange.
@uberman69594 жыл бұрын
thank you for the apology
@chrishardgrave35404 жыл бұрын
Contribution
@qT_p134 жыл бұрын
Guys, i always eat during your videos.
@jamesbroadbridge20884 жыл бұрын
I was eating dinner and it was fucking disgusting, keep it up lads
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
Thankfully, I'm way more visual when it comes to being physically grossed out, so I don't really worry about the weird topics you bring up while I'm eating, but that doesn't make the words you're saying any more pleasant, hahaha, so gross XD XD
@tobi797774 жыл бұрын
Spunky bumlove
@fghdyusaobfhurw4 жыл бұрын
positive comment :)
@anuragss9384 жыл бұрын
Glad I ate before instead of during this.
@KingBobbito4 жыл бұрын
SCHOOL PICTURES BOIK
@EmeraldSphreez4 жыл бұрын
Goooooooooolf
@ozanesici4 жыл бұрын
I WAS EATING WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT BOGEYS🤢🤮 And it got worse...
@Logic-ho2eb4 жыл бұрын
I am genuinly nauseous right now :(
@bastiaankap63824 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, I’m going to throw up.
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
Will you stop talking about disgusting things I have to google, nooooooo don’t google it Liz. DONT ELIZABETH TAKE THE IPAD AWAY SOMEONE PLEASEEEEEEE AND MY PHONE PLEASEEEEEEE.
@Galifre4 жыл бұрын
please do less videos with randoms joining you and more videos with just the 3 of you