Smith's New Doorman (Wreckfest)

[@harrywood6502]

The new Channel 5 documentary: Alex Smith Fights the Dregs of Society: Lockdown Edition

[@Flashjackmak]

Goddamn, Smith's whole Door-pisser saga had me chuckling. Some of my favourite videos are when the lads climb in cars and spiritually become Top Gear. I've been loving the Wreckfest and Rocket League, lately, very fun games to watch.

[@greyforge27]

smiff is so mad about everything but i'm kind of into it.

[@masoncouldwell3115]

Yeah he's been verryyyy shouty and salty lately

[@Yotakari14]

Im a big fan of the theory of random chaos when dealing with those types of pricks in the street. Suddenly become insane, pull faces, scream loads of gibberish, start slapping the pavement. Could be anything and watch as they shut the fuck up and stare in amazement and then fuck off. It's amazing, humans cannot handle chaos so if you suddenly start barking like a dog and walloping a tree or something they just freeze as if they've just had a BSOD error lmao.

[@jude_the_apostle]

Yotakari14 haha amazing

[@awesomeaartvark]

Awwww, yay we get Dorito cam again

[@razzledazzled4009]

Smith, this is how you should've responded to the guy pissing: Follow him home but make sure he doesn't know you're following him. Find out where he lives, then the next day after he leaves wait at his door. When you finally see him coming up to the door thats when you start pissing on his doorstep. Problem solved.

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

My gf and I went for a walk in a local park just last weekend. We walked past some guy that suddenly started screaming at us that it was his personal forest and that he'd kill us if we didn't leave. We walked on and ignored him but then he started running at us. We ran and got away though. I think he was either drunk, on drugs or had somekind of mental illness. Some weird scary shit, let me tell you

[@joe-yj1bw]

Love how these wreckfast vids r just them speaking in northern accents

[@RedGreekWolf]

If someone pisses on your doorstep, piss on them, you need to assert your dominance

[@desmondsolomon2809]

In Florida you have to be careful. People may try and pick a fight with you, pull a gun, shoot you, and claim self defense. On top of that people don't shoot to wound you because then you can dispute the story, bring charges against them, and/or possibly sue them.

[@egonpax]

Even the gun community hates people who would do something of the sort.

[@sonofhades57]

It's the same way in Arkansas.

[@simonpowellillustrations4012]

I got wrecked so bad on that first race! Thanks for the games lads. Love the wreckfest vids!

[@SegginsProductions]

Simon Powell Illustrations that semi truck got me a few times! So frustrating, the game is great fun though!

[@JustAnotherWebSeries]

Fun fact, the guy who played the homeless man in Inbetweeners was legit a supply teacher at my secondary school

[@helplmchoking]

steveunicorn supply teacher? What does that mean?

[@tedcopp567]

Lucas Foster a substitute teacher

[@hobanagerik]

Theodore Copp Yeah, they aren’t a drug contact.

[@helplmchoking]

Theodore Copp oh I thought that might have been the case, it’s not a word we use here. Thanks for clarifying

[@MythirionGaming]

ME TOO! Had him for GCSE drama in my upper school.

[@ameedivine1775]

Going back to what Smith said about that pissing guy: I once was walking home from a night out and there was just a guy wanking on this path i was going on. I had no other option as to where to go so i just walked past and pretended not to notice. He then noticed me and proceded to try and explain himself as i walked over the road. I said something along the lines of "I dont care" or "i dont wanna know" to which he responded with various swear words as if i was the one in the wrong. He looked like he was watching someone as he did it too, not sure though. Also followed me for a bit after and met up with some guy who did the same. Weirdest late night encounter to date. I mustve been 17 or so at the time for reference, he was like mid 20s probably.

[@ewanbrampton8808]

Some classic hatfilms chat in this episode loved it

[@aarontownsend9942]

Have respect for other's existence. I like it.

[@christophersmith8565]

Love watching these Wreckfest vids please keep them up. If not just upload whole VOD pls :)

[@PresumablyTunes]

couple years ago I was walking to work (in my shitty work clothes) and a guy cycling past just yelled at me "get a job!"

[@Casual_Killroy]

On this episode Ross cant stop talking about channel 5... in lock down

[@IstasPumaNevada]

I think if someone's pissing on _the front door_ of the building you live in, it should be legal to body-check them. (Against the building or off to the side, your choice.)

[@nikeeweston]

3 men play games continuously for no people ON LOCKDOWN...when toddlers attack, when babies start smoking on lockdown.

[@kristoffernilsson9146]

I mean, i would want nothing else from this world than the hat boiks + Jackfrags squad!

[@cattjohnson1114]

The shouting thing I totally get! I live on a kinda sketchy estate so lots of young white kids in tracksuit riding around on bicycles. I'm an alternative person and almost any time I leave my house I'll just get AYYYYYY as they ride past. Like,what? What do you gain from that one day I hope to watch one do that and collide into a tree as they look. behind

[@TheJedsmith123]

Am welsh and strangely proud a welshman has made an Alsmithy Story, regardless of the circumstances

[@iPro3million]

Smiths crash near the start of the video resembled that of The King in Cars

[@zanejones707]

Ready for some more Divinity! I finally picked it up for myself and I am addicted. They're coming up to a really hard fight.

[@ryanthomas9633]

10:36 wtf happened to that car to make it take flight so much haha

[@wewantourdarbyback]

Loving the Wreckfest content boiks

[@deathwindae8277]

Can someone link me to the video where the "Oink oink pig" started? I remember laughing my heart out on that

[@Samus1n]

Was it from the Human Fall Flat video not too long ago? Because that's The Simp Olympics one (timestamped): kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2O3e3h9pLRrkK8

[@Happynuke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZqlh5V3dtuWf6s at 10:32

[@CriticoolHit]

Ross with the stopping stick. So good. So damned funny.

[@philiptandy8104]

this video had me crying in laughter

[@BBoYaKIMx3]

Smith's roommate is very interesting.

[@Worthers_]

Would it be better or worse if after finishing his piss he looked up and said “Hows the warehouse going smith? Love the videos...”

[@Mindcraft1995]

its that one scene from the first CARS movie all over again 17:47

[@CBWBS]

I had a flat on a floor above a Tesco in Birmingham. Homeless gentlemen used to sleep, shit, shoot up and piss on the main door. On top of that, they always used to ask for cherry bakewells from the Tesco. I told him to stop pissing and shitting there, but there was nothing I could do. Police would move them on but they'd always come back. I really was at a loss as to what to do, but now thanks to Smith I know exactly what to do... 😂

[@TheOdd]

Regarding what you're meant to do with weird interactions, I had a guy get really close to me and give me the middle finger when I was on my bike the other day so I just slapped him in the face as I went by. Very satisfying.

[@BiscuitTin__]

You're onto something about rocket league! I watch your matches with as much enthusiasm I actually do for the rugby or football, great energy in the videos especially recently now you're starting to know what you're doing, if you keep it up you could be great and have a garunteed large audience for rocket league

[@enibel8141]

Good idea promoting your website by playing wreckfest with hatfilms btw Simon :)

[@samjones3167]

I have to say Smiths place does sound posh as fuck

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

It was me guys. I was the shouty Welsh guy pissing on Smith's door.. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN

[@qT_p13]

Always watch these videos while eating. Was real desperate.

[@blobberooni]

Same. pissing in public really whets the appetite, eh?

[@Rel1369]

I love watching you guys play Wreckfest, just wish I could remember not to eat or drink while the vid plays.....cough cough.

[@KyleDB150]

thanks, I have learned many thing and seen many scenes

[@Eric-uq4jg]

13:40 your still talking ya lion bastard

[@Cronosonic]

Since nobody else is talking about it, I'm gonna concur that yeah, competitive Fortnite BR is a goddamn mess. If it's at long range, it's snipers, if it's at close range, it's building spam with both players homing to get in a shotgun hit. Building is both Fortnite's most defining feature and yet its biggest curse, building spam makes the game far, far worse both in terms of watching and playing.

[@minyirishs1331]

I would of paid to see ross's reaction to that child on the bike i almost believed him when he said he threw the pizza 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@masoncouldwell3115]

Can we get a 'Northern Accent' jar for Ross?

[@maggintons]

The problem with Roblox is that it has decent game customisation and coding capabilities.. but no kids capable of using it to it's fullest.

[@Lord_Edox]

I don't say anything when someone calls me out, then again I live in the States and could have a gun pulled on me for responding.

[@CheesyN1blet5]

I'd love to join in on the next Wreckfest session, how can I get into these sessions? ^_^

[@joostswg]

just call 999 Smith

[@JGL996]

I know lockdown has been hitting everyone hard, but I swear to God I have hear these conversations before...

[@iamLi0N]

doorman, let me in the door

[@NOLNV1]

Found Apex surprisingly watchable when people played that and I usually despite pro-streaming shit. And yeah, Rocket League is second to none

[@tuuperware]

Dorito cam poggers

[@firefistx7477]

Fortnite 2: you answer math questions as fast as you can whilst switching to a shotgun to get kills

[@samwisebailson3813]

i love the lizard cam. im fucking high rn and it took me 5 minutes to notice it

[@leejeromejardinejohnson8431]

BERRREEGGGNE

[@Crazyneil1986]

Balegdeh.

[@ModrunOfficial]

fortnite sounds like a good idea until you get all the kids spamming walls instead of actually building a defendable location like it was intended for

[@rcninjastudio]

so I've been gaming over 30 years so what's that make me...................besides old

[@jj112499]

Speaking of inbetweeners, James Buckley the guy who plays Jay does stream. Cool vid idea would be doing a video with him, he does play the same type of games.

[@PolygonAlley]

Ross! Can't believe you're drinking the Pepsi Max and not giving it to a police officer and ending all issues of humanity in the process

[@Shambles_44]

Fuck this game is glorious

[@verdantwolfe4605]

Wow

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

Love you smiff

[@nikeeweston]

Smithy is me but a man....I mean I’m a woman and he’s an ape, I mean manape. I am as angry as him.

[@iblame_nargles]

18:55

[@ONeill01]

27:20 You should collab with Jackfrags!

[@lazygit247]

yusss wreck me bois

[@OUsniper1]

I was OUsniper in this set. Thanks for letting me race all the way from Oklahoma! ;)

[@AhkoRC]

There's something to be said for high level games looking good, while playing at the best. It doesn't matter if I know what's going on or not, when I see high level play of something like Fortnite or Tekken, I think it just looks silly.

[@thornordfeld7848]

Has Divinity been entirely dropped? :(

[@PresumablyTunes]

you guys should watch RLCS and RLSS stuff...

[@TylerDane]

spoiler? i hardly knew her!

[@Samus1n]

To comment on enjoying watching games you're not good at: I like watching PFlax's Dota 2 streams. Never played it, everything I know about the game is from Flax's streams.

[@owlis33]

Is Ross alright?

[@ModrunOfficial]

i dont get why everyone in this game thinks going full speed into a corner is gona do anything else than crash into a wall? every time i try to do a corner i get someone behind me smash into me at full speed ending both of us dead in the corner

[@georgewaterman1925]

I hate kids in bristol😂

[@Alex.H99]

Where’s that roblox video at? I need to see how bad it is

[@Notpoop906]

yeah the building in fortnite still baffles me to this day. it is literally just a remnant of the horde / survival mode that they forgot to take out when cramming a BR mode into it. it ads nothing and makes zero sense. spamming walls represents what exactly? when is that ever a thing you'd want to do?

[@firefistx7477]

Someone pisses on your door. Pull out your phone and video him.

[@Matchiehe]

Dorito: :D

[@petemasta99]

You better be playing phantom forces on roblox

[@jlmstudiodotnet]

Just calmly walk up behind the dude an taze him in the back so he falls in it.

[@Pjs-ge7gk]

Smith says there's a concierge on his building entrance? Firstly: oooOOOOooo! Posh git alert! Secondly: not a very good one if you've got people pissing over your palace Smith. Perhaps it was the concierge having the piss lol

[@Zelmel]

Smith, what you do is you grab the back of his head and slam his face into the door hard. Bonus points if it breaks his nose.

[@chrismann195]

1000th like baby. Oooooo yeahhhhh

[@simplyorange8553]

Who's Helen?

[@wyvernrock3041]

I remember years ago, some chavs (probably 15/16 year olds) insulted my clothing as "cheap" - It was hilarious because I was actually wearing a £150 gothic coat and they're wearing £1 tracksuits from Primark. Like how am I supposed to react to that, someone calling your expensive stuff cheap whilst they themselves wore the cheap shit... ?

[@VestinVestin]

It's like being called a "faggot" or a "racist" - it's unlikely to be an attempted statement of fact. Thus, you can't just debunk it, since you can't debunk insults.

[@cameronmarkham7980]

I actually got caught having a piss in a Morrison’s car park after a night in the pub, it had just closed so I couldn’t use the toilet, as I started pissing an unmarked police car pulled in behind me, the shouted at me and I panicked and swore at them, I ended up getting drug searched and then fined £90 so it’s not that easy to blag ur way out of tbh

[@Jacked153]

For me the best esport to watch is the Counter-Strike games and the worst are the FIfa games. I love them both but Fifa at the high level is incredibly difficult to get into as you need to spend real world $$ for the most part and ridiculously boring as most games are low scoring

[@zunalter]

Mandatory comment for engagement...

[@daninater1]

I've noticed that you guys always use a northern accent when taking the piss or mocking. I'm northern and just to let you no that not all Northerners are stupid or sell kids for a 20 pack of bensen and hedges. Would appreciate if you did an different accent from time to time, this seems to be a common theme across the yogs. Love you guys anyway long time fan.

[@TomGeldart]

Fortnite is the Justin Bieber of games.

[@HappyLarry.]

When Trott plays Devil's Advocate (as he usually do) and says Dota 2 is as unwatchable as Fortnite, I think that's not entirely true, especially how Smith was describing why it was unwatchable. Smith was saying Fortnite was unwatchable because you can't process what's happening because it's just spinning and rapid-fire clicking where it only ends when someone's dead. Meanwhile, Dota 2 is simply rather boring when you don't enjoy the game yourself. It's not unwatchable like Fortnite is as Smith was describing it, it's simply not fun to watch for Trott. That's quite different.

[@longhorn1808able]

I mean Dota 2 isn't fun to watch if you have no knowledge of what's going on, like Smith with the Fortnite video. I'm an avid League of Legends player and still can't figure out what the fuck is happening in Dota in the slightest.

[@CarterArts]

Roblox isn't a game, it's a game engine. Saying you don't want to play Roblox is kinda like saying you don't want to play Unity or Unreal. Now the actualy games made ON Roblox on the otherhand, are mostly trash. GMod gamemodes and mobile games essentially lol

[@Gallaelwyd]

Holy shit, Smith and Ross I genuinely thought that shit stopped when you reach an age where you don't look like a child anymore. Flip side is with tha gangs of kids is they usually have an incestuous massive family where their dad, uncle and 4 brothers then come out and suddenly you need to leave town etc. Ugh, I fully agree. What are you supposed to do? I could rant for days...

[@15TangerineUSAF]

The poor need put in their place

[@ThisIsAitch]

Rocket League is genuinely one of the best esports to watch. Watch the 1v1 series on Johnnyboi_i channel, and they are amazing. Easy to play, incredibly difficult to master is the perfect mix for a spectators esport.

[@kerrineanderson8216]

A lot of things have been happening in the U.S. ever since the riots and protests. People have been shot with rubber bullets. RUBBER BULLETS! So, yeah alot of shit has been happening. People are peacefully protesting. But rioting isn't going to bring justice. Don't judge me if I'm watching this video at 4 in the morning. You boiks have brightened up my mood. Hugs and kisses from me to you. Be safe everyone and be kind to each other.