They really don’t understand how Risk works, do they
@MartinOlminkhof4 жыл бұрын
About as much as Wheel of Fortune...
@wawingnut14 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope so
@nakenmil4 жыл бұрын
Man, it was frustrating to see them not go for continents.
@Perforated6113 жыл бұрын
@@nakenmil Yes it certainly was, Trott could have had a good early lead in the game, all he had to do was take 1 more territory in Africa and he would have got the continent bonus, but nope, he spent his entire attacking force moving into Asia instead. Also these guys forget the unwritten rules of war: never pick a fair fight lol.
@kamilian174 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how after 20+ minutes of playing that game the basic principle of more dice = more win doesn't become apparent 😂
@Epicchannelify4 жыл бұрын
Hes a man of honor likes those one on one duels none of that strength through numbers bullshit
@RabidBlackwatch4 жыл бұрын
It's like watching someone try to put a square peg into a round hole
@TROONTRON4 жыл бұрын
When Ross got 10 troops from a card I kind of thought he would finally try to take Euope. Of course he didn't, silly me
@jnewloved4 жыл бұрын
Really seems like Ross is actively trying to lose
@TROONTRON4 жыл бұрын
Pure unbridled madness
@Loveracious4 жыл бұрын
He’s got dog vision so all the territories are the same color and he thinks they’re all his
@imallfordabulls4 жыл бұрын
Gunning for the brown star!
@FrozenLegion4 жыл бұрын
both trott and ross because all they were doing was fighting each other while smith just grew.
@shawnm72464 жыл бұрын
I play this game iwth my high school special ed students. I am not joking when i state that they have better strategy than Ross and Trott.
@chrisc66774 жыл бұрын
Man, Smith seems to be the only one who understands the concept of Risk.
@wikihowsamples29724 жыл бұрын
I think he is the only one who read the rules. Seems like Ross and Trott decided to fight over 2nd place.
@theoh19384 жыл бұрын
To answer the question, when you have 5 Territory cards, you HAVE to trade them in, so it forced you to.
@chrissythekid09074 жыл бұрын
to be clear this was a good video and I enjoyed it. That being said, goddamn that was hard to watch!
@egrith21274 жыл бұрын
Best game of risk I ever played, one guy got mad that once he started winning we (the other 3) decided to target him, so to and insult to injury, once we got him out of the game we decided to declare world peace.
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
Ross was just so eager to take every risk he could, hahaha, and so happy and optimistic about it every time too, love it XD XD
@egonpax4 жыл бұрын
They probably won't read this, but there is a board game called "Pandemic." It's a co-op game where everyone takes a role to try to cure diseases before they kill everyone. It's solid
@ProptimusPrime7774 жыл бұрын
They've played it before on a stream mate
@egonpax4 жыл бұрын
Richard D. Ah ok! Well then
@Kompoism4 жыл бұрын
08:00 I'd repressed that memory thanks Smith... and now thanks to you it's all flooding back, those bloody songs!
@TeamVanityVideos4 жыл бұрын
Wait, Smith has been to Kenya? I didn't know that information prior to hearing Smith say it and Trott and Ross question it for confirmation.
@strictlyformyninja4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he recently went for a wedding or something like that.
@TeamVanityVideos4 жыл бұрын
@@strictlyformyninja ah thank you, now I have been informed at least twice but no more than eight times.
@BalthorYT4 жыл бұрын
@@TeamVanityVideos I can inform you seven more times so it'll be more than eight times, if you so desire.
@christiankrarup65014 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Smith was in Kenya recently. Just in case you hadn't heard
@strictlyformyninja4 жыл бұрын
But I just want to let you know, Smith went to Kenya.
@strictlyformyninja4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this. I wouldn't mind seeing another one of these.
@SafetyCarrot4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this. Can't wait to see who actually twigs the mechanics first and steamrolls the map
@Toddv14 жыл бұрын
These mics really bring me back. Reminds me of watching old Trials videos.
@sabermachine32964 жыл бұрын
This is some chill gameplay compared to other streams, I don’t mind it.
@TheRedNaxelaYouTube4 жыл бұрын
Oof, that map is absolute dogshite, central Europe called northern Europe, among many others... Also, Ross: "hmm 0.07% chance of winning a blitz, I like those odds"
@baalrog8874 жыл бұрын
It's based on old timey maps
@silverrwhiskers264 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy watching them do board games. It's hypnotic.
@carlhilber22754 жыл бұрын
North and south america are the start meta and 2 players perma contesting Africa Europe and Asia between each other gave smith the most painfully easy victory ever.
@InkGraffiti4 жыл бұрын
this was really fun! would gladly watch more of these, i love it when you guys play board games
@LIamaMcFudd4 жыл бұрын
Y'all need to go for continent bonuses (and prevent each other's continent bonuses). Also Ross, don't do the Bilbo strat (too little butter spread over too much bread).
@mehome41638 ай бұрын
Man, now I understand Novice stupidity much better! Thanks for demonstrating 🤣🎉🥳🙏
@pacman22XD4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy these digital board games with you, also Monopoly
@bentricky3 жыл бұрын
Can Ross not see the blitz percentage? :D GG.
@ThePimpinPanda4 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see more of this
@fridje4 жыл бұрын
impressed with the video quality from home
@ethanthomas97434 жыл бұрын
Trott for the love of all that is the blessed rains in Africa stop only blitzing.
@TjarpDex4 жыл бұрын
I've never played RISK and probably don't know shit about how to play it, that being said holy shit this was painful to watch, especially Ross!! Great content as always lads!!
@MrLittleDuck4 жыл бұрын
If you can get it running risk 2 same time is the best version of risk.
@Pjs-ge7gk4 жыл бұрын
The toaster mics oooohhhh the nostalgia!
@tinkabouthat88564 жыл бұрын
Having never played Risk before, you boiks made it hella fun!
@SCUL-E4 жыл бұрын
Its a bit like a fight between Valor Mystics and Instinct.
@willosborn16754 жыл бұрын
This is a brilliant game. I would love to see more!
@waasar4 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely terrible Risk guys. Great job!
@moltpong4 жыл бұрын
Smith trying to pronounce pseudo is great. Its not 'suede-o'.
@jguitar1514 жыл бұрын
Alex has clearly played risk before. Ross clearly has not
@ashlmtl4 жыл бұрын
Has smith been to Kenya??
@dommccrirrick27284 жыл бұрын
This would be so much better to watch if you made alliances, took continents and played properly
@Wayeva4 жыл бұрын
Any chance of a throwback trials Evo Expert and superc-ross playlist boiks during the quarantine?
@madmaneddy4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you are all equally bad at the game! Love it
@PoisonedAl4 жыл бұрын
Our teachers taught us those songs but looking back, on sufferance. After the religious bullshit, they taught us world war one and two songs that was often the church rubbish but with different lyrics. I used to love singing "He jumped from 40 thousand feet without a parachute!"
@originalpleb4 жыл бұрын
real talk, if you guys could do more videos on free to play game that would be great in this trying time
@BigSadClownBoi2 жыл бұрын
In the year 2022, Ukraine's size in this game is hilarious all things considered.
@BigLargeExtraDel4 жыл бұрын
Not at all visually appealing like Alan said, but loved it a lot anyway.
@danielzinke4 жыл бұрын
Do the boys have any idea this is a classic board game?
@Elzzaw4 жыл бұрын
All these pro Risk players commenting on a video with guys that have hardly played the game, go watch a tournament if yer here for the pro plays.
@zactorbeam38094 жыл бұрын
All 1’s is good right?
@bobtillich83064 жыл бұрын
no strategy just all out attack. nice job boiks
@matkilla4544 жыл бұрын
I have never seen so many bad decisions in risk ever.
@calumneeson204 жыл бұрын
Always knew New Zealand didn’t really exist
@vegoutwithvegge4 жыл бұрын
I see Ross is a fan of the Hitler strategy.
@Eddie2Bu4 жыл бұрын
3:37 Squee!
@VideoSage4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely, the UI is so big on this, I can barely comprehend what is happening.
@99baking4 жыл бұрын
Well it was literally developed as a mobile game, so trott wasn't joking
@RobTFilms4 жыл бұрын
I KNOW THAT SSONG SMITH IS SINGING. but also it's not really one of the classic bangers
@jamespilley78324 жыл бұрын
please stream Warzone! Haven't like many of the battle Royale games other than pubg but I'm loving this!
@Millawls4 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early, Covid-19 was still only in Wuhan.
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
As bad as they are at the game, I think a war between 3 really shit commanders is more fun to watch than a battle between 3 hardened veterans. I would like to see them play more risk, if any avid risk players could advise them on the best digital version to play.
@KyleDB1504 жыл бұрын
do they actually know about continent bonuses? the core mechanic of the entire game?
@scott_694 жыл бұрын
That was horrific. Smith did not even play that well he was just the least bad and used some strategy.
@AshleyWinters794 жыл бұрын
Is smiffy the only one who's played this before?
@timmowarner4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more Risk and other board games, or trivia games, or game show type games. But watching people GUESS how to play something is never fun for me. (I know others do like that sort of thing, but they can let you know in their own comments. =o) (Actually, on reflection, that's a lie. When I don't know how to play either, it's fun to watch. It's only frustrating when I DO know.)
@dangerousgoods24924 жыл бұрын
LOL wtf did i just watch. Ross and Trot, that looked like you tried to lose....
@KyleDB1504 жыл бұрын
you should play Plague Inc. next MonkaS
@user-co2ps4yo7k4 жыл бұрын
smiths TA experience helped him its unfair
@MrSpannners4 жыл бұрын
I think I am stupid, I don't how the dice rolls work in this game
@simplyorange85534 жыл бұрын
Didn't you mad lads already play RISK, before? Forgot how to play, it seems!
@Temprael4 жыл бұрын
You fucks should play Diplomacy. Get Big Lyds and Craigle involved maybe.
@pacman22XD4 жыл бұрын
Blitz doesn't have an advantage
@CraftedTomLion4 жыл бұрын
Smith is the personification of the "Brazil best in the world" fanboys
@smith_of_swad42874 жыл бұрын
CHANG TANG GANG
@perishcouncil4 жыл бұрын
if you guys learned how to play this it could be some entertaining content. not that this isnt but its kind of painful to watch you click random mobile sized buttons
@warriah4 жыл бұрын
Thats the thing. If they actually took 5 mins to read the rules instead of skipping all tutorial screens and tool tips that explained the basics, it could be very competitive and entertaining content they could make..but they didn't. So it wasn't. It's frustrating listening to people get mad at shit they refuse to comprehend
@fadadapple4 жыл бұрын
Why do they have a second channel for games when they’re a gaming channel...?
@warriah4 жыл бұрын
I see smithy still doesn't know what percent and chance means and they still haven't read the basic rules of risk. Fucks sake
@benw93644 жыл бұрын
HYPEEE
@fghdyusaobfhurw4 жыл бұрын
positive comment
@Baleur4 жыл бұрын
You should play Plague Inc LOL =( Sorry =(
@zach.04 жыл бұрын
Blitz seems broken. When Smiffy blitzed near the end, he didn't lose any troops. Are we to believe that nobody rolled a higher die when comparing dice even once?
@OriginalScuffler4 жыл бұрын
I made it to 7:43 and just can't watch anymore. What the actual fuck is going on? They are playing like an AI whipped up in 3 minues flat: just select a random place and attack a random adjecent enemy, repeat (1-6 times each turn).
@garethmillar97384 жыл бұрын
new zealand isnt even on the map? that's dumb
@Xanthanarium4 жыл бұрын
I kinda hate how cartoony this version looks
@transarchivist4 жыл бұрын
WHY don't you just read the rules before you play?!
@jharv93jh3 жыл бұрын
The Tories won this game
@MuzzaiaH4 жыл бұрын
have you ever considered spending 5 mins to read the basic concept of a game before playing it lmao
@nekhumonta4 жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@Keilen108 ай бұрын
I am 4 years late but turn off camera animation
@shawnm72464 жыл бұрын
Christ they are TERRIBLE at this game
@vapiddragon67894 жыл бұрын
Early asf
@scottyp5734 жыл бұрын
Hard to watch guys, please you’ve played this before , learn the rules