Best of CallMeCarson (2020 Edition)

[@de-ment]

I'm just imagining carson crouched under his desk sitting on the floor with a goblin posture playing 8ball on his phone for weeks straight and then coming out to continue his YT stuff

[@rocksterking6358]

See, the thing is this is exactly what happened

[@immigrationgaming6113]

You too

[@fergalkidd91]

I’m just imagining you actually being funny

[@jorgesierra2790]

Damn bro you’re funny 😐

[@likepolice5769]

TheSauerkraut Bri chill it just ain't your sense of humour

[@Zyphon]

Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" Everyone: *Collective Silence*

[@IH8WhoYouAre]

Wassup zyphon I watch you

[@foiler4709]

Hi I watch u

[@vennie2317]

jeopardy song plays*

[@crispy2710]

I watch u

[@snailpath7485]

I also watched

[@dfinan]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" 7seconds of brutal awkward silence

[@santi_kd332]

7😳

[@blue_scarecrowherrera8669]

You see since it’s 7 wink wink

[@tall-nut8615]

Blue_Scarecrow Herrera 7 likes

[@tall-nut8615]

some random guy 7 minutes ago

[@edible-abrotions9171]

It feels so weird to watch this in 2024 and hear twomad pop up.

[@tylerislame_3841]

a lot of things are weird about this video when watching in 2024

[@atom43362]

Why do I feel like ever since 2020 there has been a great curse on all of humanity

[@Perryprime1999]

Fr

[@501Cruiser]

@@atom43362 ong

[@nexonus9513]

I know Carson is a weird dude and stuff but man I’d lie if I said i didn’t miss this, lunch club, and smplive

[@idkthebest7345]

"Nothing bad happend." *thinks about losing in 8-ball*

[@sailance462]

but you did in your replay to your own comment so congratulations you played yourself

[@hydrakonic9289]

I guess he's just tired of everyone cheating

[@slash.pile.e]

Your mum has 20 large - dad

[@seriga]

@@sailance462 he replayed to not make a bad comment and not being an asshole. oh wait you are an asshole cuz you just want likes.

[@GnushyVOD]

idk THE BEST and other things

[@arshadulmonir3589]

“Let’s go for a million likes. Let’s shoot for the stars” *gets half a million in a day”

[@velkro1112]

@I have an unbearably small penis, but who?

[@okaminoxans3491]

@@velkro1112 My dad. He owns 6 different yotube channels and he could beat up you're dad so i sugest u shut up

[@gengarz77]

@@okaminoxans3491 kid i hope your lying cuz this comment is funny as heck

[@appointeddisappointment9676]

@@okaminoxans3491 *weird flex but ok*

[@restra1nt170]

Yes

[@soggy9648]

2019 carson: Dirty desk 2020 carson: Clean desk

[@sansfromfnaf6942]

Joshua Hartzfeld character development

[@oofsong9496]

I M P R O V E M E N T

[@seven3588]

This says allot about our society

[@thatemeraldguy4585]

2021 Carson: A set of desk legs

[@proxian2618]

It resets every year

[@tux75]

Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

[@yougoslavia]

Yes.

[@1desolate]

I want that so bad. Just for it to be a normal thing.

[@grandmacat406]

the best feeling fr

[@rphobb6]

y e s

[@josephkony3993]

stolen but yeah

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Damn, Jschlatt meeting Carson for the first time is so nostalgic yet weird.

[@jonathanc.5609]

That's before they tried to become dictators

[@Venvhs]

Time stamp?

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

Ven Ven 3:33

[@propooper3459]

Taxes are a no what the fuck

[@xexs7179]

fr

[@hexon8013]

Carson : Sits in his chair. Everyone : Yes.

[@Tone.350]

Floor gang

[@davidfly2654]

Imagine being ceiling gang

[@revisjames]

Sam Rogers you damn floorers go back to where you came from

[@davidfly2654]

Sam Rogers amirite

[@juanbingle]

TWOMAD: THREE NIGGAS Carson: yes i am one

[@BoredBlaby]

“Let’s shoot for 1m” as a joke *Is actually 1/4th of the way there only 4 hours in*

[@matthcw]

BoredBlaby everyone missed him

[@I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles]

Don’t think he’s gonna get there anymore lol.

[@earth3882]

@@I_Dislike_KZbin_Handlesyeah seems like it

[@BadAtNames17]

Sometimes I like to come back here and pretend that everything's fine.

[@Danny-bc3ev]

Me too

[@ham164cs]

I just hope he’s coming back

[@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480]

@@ham164cs he might try but we can’t just pretend that what happened didn’t happen, a lot of people including me are never going to be able to look at him again without feeling slightly sick

[@colbykitto4597]

It is, he just tweeted saying he’s almost back,I knew most of the stuff was bs.

[@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480]

I feel like we shouldn’t just pretend that it didn’t happen

[@redder_]

"I hope nothing bad happened since I was gone" *Seinfeld theme intensifies*

[@BLVCKSCORP]

Curb your enthusiasm!

[@kstew22]

“I hope nothing bad has happened while i was gone” *look of disappointment* exactly how we feel Carson 💛

[@sirtarquin2500]

time?

[@Sharky843]

Sir Tarquin first minute lol

[@sped1220]

@@sirtarquin2500 literally the very beginning

[@totoshmeeg8607]

Carson goes up to Katerino: You've been a bit boring lately

[@ajaxorion]

@@sirtarquin2500 bruh

[@isaacwoodman4289]

I can't believe that Carson uploaded "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" in its entirety on KZbin

[@hoff4301]

I don't know guys I think he's still king

[@marquitos461]

Theres a reason his full name is Carson King

[@SupremeShoelace]

@ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ Please shut up

[@2for3Hottacos]

Except that this video is still shorter than the movie.

[@fiftytexas4166]

@ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ the edge is killing me

[@MrCatzWiiU]

It’s really hard to watch the ending to this now, he was such a huge inspiration. Watching the names go by is so sad since almost every single one no longer is in contact with him, nobody wants to make content due to his mess ups. Just so sad. 😔 Miss the old days man…

[@muntthedubious_9308]

Same, dude. Same

[@josephkony3993]

And now his videos suck and he's unfunny ☹️

[@MadMax_8509]

Couldn't have said it better

[@Zax_Husky]

I still watch Carson, he makes me feel better, I ignore all what he has done wrong since we all make mistakes, the girl was at fault for what she did, she knew it ruin his life, its pathetic to see that she did this for attention...

[@AfroCloud9]

You sure she did all that for..attention? (/genq)

[@transcendentalanarchy]

As someone who doesn't laugh at much, carson's laugh breaks the mold. He's amazing at what he does.

[@connordalrymple451]

PizzaTimeYT e

[@knoxie8338]

Same here, I have a lot of issues experiencing and expressing emotion so Carson being able to help me loosen up in that end when I watch him is amazing. Genuinely such a good guy with great, enjoyable content. Glad he's back and feelin better, I hope it only gets better for him from here.

[@graphite7898]

Totally, my favorite person to listen to laugh however is my main man Vinny Vinesauce, wholesome Binyot.

[@Tgarker]

@@knoxie8338 full agree

[@benfuertes6585]

it sounds crunchy

[@nolanjoseph1553]

"Is your refrigerator running?" "Uhhh no, no-not that I know of..." *"Well then you better go catch it."*

[@midgetman2350]

well then-n-n-n catch it!

[@SkooterSon]

Ah ah ah ah eh eh eh eh

[@justpassingby3756]

What game was that anyways?

[@Garygears]

What game is that anyway-

[@itsdopamine0561]

heh.....heh...heh..heh.heh hehehehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@kingkrash6322]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *starts thinking about all the 8ball losses that molded him into the man he is today*

[@ellievilla7048]

carson never loses 8ball

[@tanklessbread5355]

Ellie Dones-Vargas check his twitter

[@blackcrowkills3835]

KingKrash your pfp is my discord pfp

[@charlietweedale579]

He lost to 8 balls tho...

[@harrisnoland]

I can never get through this one because every time I just want to go back and watch the entirety of the video each clip is from

[@tcfa8808]

this forever shall be called “the return of the carson king.”

[@sundararakuen682]

OUR KING IS BACK

[@74san_]

King Carson*

[@Alexander-pm3zx]

Hasan Kothari his surname is king so it fits

[@actualivory]

TCFA I SCREAMED AT THIS LMFAOO

[@motheriscool269]

TCFA no “the return of king carson”.

[@mushishroom3563]

The king stood up smiling, let’s at least get him 1 million likes.

[@mr.crockpot4420]

c h e r r y c o l a heck yeah

[@carson2330]

oh yeah

[@huberthoffler8]

oh yeah baby

[@romanbintz5038]

You’re a good person

[@hexon8013]

He is back to take his meme thorn

[@bearlogg7974]

He did it. This truly is cereal when haves milk

[@bakermakingbread]

Bearlogg when *haves* milk

[@mscottcarpenter]

unlocked because 69 haha funny number

[@moosechamp5298]

Carson when haves milk

[@BeanishSoup]

Yes

[@pascal5377]

8*

[@skywardsights_]

that last thank you section really hurts. everyone isn't in his life anymore

[@omegapablo]

Yeah..... ;(

[@foxtrotstudios2958]

At least antvenom stayed

[@rattfish]

@@foxtrotstudios2958less that he stayed and more so he didnt leave

[@Gustavo-pc6wc]

​@@rattfishThat's what staying means

[@bigmanliam]

Theyre kinda fake af tbh

[@MagniVibin]

"I thought he was my childhood hero, he's worse than Hitler" -Gayschlatt

[@dotdot2319]

what happened?

[@casanovarock18]

@@dotdot2319 watch the video.

[@ImTyMac]

@Dot Dot watch the video.

[@izoo1687]

Lmaoo

[@Malviem]

“iM GAY”

[@ahyena7153]

Carson's last name is true to him. He picked up his head like a King

[@bradenking6648]

Hey guys, so this may be a little awkward

[@juicer3344]

Yikes

[@Ahrceon]

For future reference I was talking about the one the hyena made

[@quive5705]

1000th like, congrats!

[@troll1865]

I’m not sure if it’s just me but Carson sounded a lot happier, like his personality changed, it’s good to see him happy

[@nathanalbrightmusic]

Yeah, he sounded really happy, I'm so proud of him

[@aeshole]

That's why he left

[@berry8049]

yeah ::)))

[@dylanracer195]

I agree he sounds really happy

[@Mimikyuz]

@@sp4de971 Wtf

[@cocopufferz420]

whenever i come back and watch this vid i feel like im 15-16 again i miss this era sm

[@totocinco3947]

Damn, was about to coment something similar, i remember wanting to cry when i found out what was happening, even though he came back later, i just never felt the same, and it sucks, bc at one point he was what distracted me from life

[@cocopufferz420]

@@totocinco3947 when i found out what happened i was in denial for so long. his videos helped me sm during high school, and now watching them back it just doesn't feel the same. SMP live was the peak

[@totocinco3947]

@@cocopufferz420 couldn't have discribed the feeling better, absolute denial of it changing forever, and yeah, smp live was Peak, i loved media dono videos and lifelink was amazing too

[@loafy69]

Honestly, the nostalgia is real. I remember watching these dudes all summer long, it does suck what happened. And no offense to anyone, but the videos just aren’t the same without the old gang. I do come back to these videos, and bask in the nostalgia. It was honestly a great time to be on the internet. So many fun groups making content and making videos. Inspiring others to do the same.

[@cocopufferz420]

@@loafy69 i only watch vids with the og group tbh and it doesnt fell the same. 2019 was fr a fever dream and i miss them so much

[@captainwillow49]

Ted: This is a bucket of cram Carson: Dear god Ted: There’s more Carson:NO

[@dangerousvidsr220]

Oakman I have done nothing but teleport cram

[@captainwillow49]

Dangerous Vids R how much?

[@h2odylan478]

YES SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT TF2 IS AND ALL THAT OLD SHIT

[@Moyata753]

@@captainwillow49 All of it,you told me to

[@DaGalaxyBoy]

HE PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY CRAM

[@jackmazeika5594]

Fun fact: during the McDonald’s quiz, one of the names listed for fries is “potato fingers.” This is actually quite poetic, as that is also a Shakespearean euphemism for a penis.

[@mrcanpop]

nice bro

[@superbersyt]

I thought you were going to do a meme like the guy that explains 'why Rick and Morty is deep' with 500 gallons of irony

[@KindOfNate]

my potato fingers are throbbing

[@phrogrock]

Please stop I’m eating McDonald’s fries right now

[@mealzonwealz4327]

Jack Mazeika thank you

[@TrashyBiker]

“I hope nothing bad happened” Everybody: Oh No

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

Can you just please tell me what happend I think I heard once somewhere that his gf cheated on him but I don't know

[@randimurphy4124]

Lukas XYZ yeah katerino cheated on him with fitz he confirmed it on a reddit post like a month or two ago

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

@@randimurphy4124 eh thx now I can make my comment

[@simas2883]

@@Lukas-yt1mn Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee well kate cheated not only on callmecarson with fitz but she also had 5 other boyfriends

[@thefaulkness]

MAYBE HE MEANS A GLOBAL PANDEMIC I DUNNO

[@kyyay-yt]

walking into someone's base and saying "this house needs a corpse" is like the most powerful move i've ever seen

[@ClubbyBubby]

Carson: *talks* Community: *everyone liked that*

[@Chimera144]

Epic redditor

[@yaisnwow]

Who wouldn't?

[@Matheus-ki9zo]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." Yes, you weren't here.

[@Spritzkrieg]

[STANDING OVATION]

[@crashtest_crashtest]

wholesome

[@WarioIsGodd]

*ssoyoung intensifies*

[@naughtymelon6712]

...well played, my good man. I applaud you.

[@timforti]

🥺

[@PlSSDRlNKER]

The fact that he has fully accepted the fact that he’s a meme is honestly the best thing

[@ichwalsadam9179]

Fact! And the fact that he's wrapping up this whole in a simple and mature way is the fact that i love this man and thats a fact!

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

Yeah, he is literally the personification of what a meme is.

[@Aquaj8]

Nobody asked ik but I'm proud to be the 1000th like

[@Usher666]

Hes always been a meme doe

[@start3079]

Hes a god

[@samlarocco3909]

watching this in highschool was one of the best moments of ny life

[@afari1k]

Carson: I hope nothing bad happen Also Carson: having Vietnam flashback

[@S--ox1ig]

I also get flashbacks when i think about my Ex

[@bxby._.c0h3n59]

M1A2 SEP Abrams main battle tank I get flashbacks from ThE NuMbErS mAsOn what do they mean

[@elemental1874]

I’m crying. Not of sadness. Pure joy.

[@TerraTekkit_Entertainment]

I just shoved an entire Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe up my ass?

[@oddacity5883]

TerraTekkit Entertainment Nice, but who asked

[@cryo9711]

I feel sad that i didn't see a "He clearly likes it!" joke yet

[@jaredwebb4493]

Carson still has humor

[@flambedread9532]

@@TerraTekkit_Entertainment does your ass light up?

[@StxnceUK]

Carson : let’s get 1 million likes as a joke *Literally has almost half that and it hasn’t even been 24hrs*

[@Bohuc56]

lmao yeah its at 503k rn

[@ericbing8636]

And it just keeps going up holy cow

[@aaronmk7]

500k at 22 hours crazy lmao

[@Jun-Kyard]

2 million views in one day

[@imessedup3433]

mood

[@wobsonyt3841]

I know it's probably not possible for Jschlatt and Carson to be friends again as they were before the drama, but I miss their relationship and the style of these vids ... Edit: I won't stop believing in their return

[@roguerayquaza2547]

He backstabbed Carson because of a stupid ass rumor.

[@Melonrevenge77]

@@roguerayquaza2547 Nah, Carson lied to him after trying to help him, times past now, but don’t get it twisted.

[@itsbart4618]

@@roguerayquaza2547if helping someone damaged your career, then why would you carry on helping them, ESPECIALLY when your job requires people to have a positive view on you

[@GotGooped]

@@itsbart4618 because ditching a friend for business reasons is a dick move??

[@Mental_health_first]

@@roguerayquaza2547 They have exchanged apologies and were, and I believe still are considering meeting back up and doing a session of Minecraft

[@ObscureHuman]

Carson: i hope nothing bad happened while i was gone Everyone else: *ASCENDED*

[@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED]

*0:13*

[@gabekiehn3663]

"Return of the King" has never been more applicable

[@mangobird7990]

Gabe Kiehn I was going to say that, but you beat me to it.

[@-_FENRIR_-]

Ummm... Cory Kenshin???

[@Shrimp_Frying_Rice]

Literally

[@tssgetrekt3820]

Carson: “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.” Carson: *Peers into the soul of 1 million viewers with that single stare.

[@friendshipmilk]

fiibii Haha nice one dude!!!! 👍👍

[@friedrice7876]

Tss GetREKT *peers into the soul of Katerinos 8 boyfriends with a single stare

[@u_idiotkid425]

@@friedrice7876 lmfao

[@Dead.channel388]

Tss GetREKT why does he look like slimecicle?

[@thenegus5469]

fiibii R kelly

[@AeonAdam]

Seeing Josh and Carson having fun together just makes me sad now... it sucks so bad they still haven't gone back to being friends...

[@LGamerr]

For real

[@thefmehnater]

It’s kinda understandable why he left Carson after watching Schlatt’s video about Carson. They’re probably never gonna reform the old group.

[@cenfer9962]

Yeah it is sad, they made me laugh so hard bro, best dynamic on KZbin in a while

[@Charlesmouse]

Carson looks so physically healthy in the intro tbh, mans glowing up

[@u_idiotkid425]

ikr

[@u_idiotkid425]

on twitter he said that he lost weight because he started anti-depressants

[@elisec1640]

his skin looks good too!

[@aaronstone628]

Dudes slayin thots bro

[@jennacide5514]

fr tho

[@matias0612]

“does anyone else here lack object permanence” damn i love carson

[@jabezriosdesabato1657]

And then god said Țlet carson lack the fermermentsȚ

[@TerraTekkit_Entertainment]

I just shoved an entire Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe up my ass?

[@jacksoncook1306]

TerraTekkit Entertainment ok

[@m1lesmil3smile5]

carson would have looooved you too

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, not at the moment." "Well then- *descends to the 9th circle of hell* catch it!"

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Time?

[@SunflowerBeacon]

@@nouveau_nouveau all the time

[@failedcabbage]

@@nouveau_nouveau 26:58

[@trafficlight5127]

Traffic light

[@collinblollin5088]

It's remarkable to see all the people mentioned in the thank you at the end and to realize they will never be seen in a video with him ever again.

[@austin5809]

*He has dusted off his crown*

[@4skintim962]

Frogmire My good sir may I ask how many chromosomes you have?

[@4skintim962]

Nunzio Fofone just report him man. He’s probably butthurt that someone called him emo instead of goth

[@Betaster3000]

@@nunziofofone2645 you know it's a troll right?

[@nunziofofone2645]

Kowalski a troll can go on normally, but if you use a troll that is controversial, spam it everywhere and insult Carson himself which should have the most emotional and not support in this moment then I can't let it pass on. You feel me?

[@LifesNotTooBad]

Carson: thanks everyone at the end for helping him *Me: Immediately starts shedding tears like a waterfall*

[@hey8985]

ME TOO OMFG

[@s1ckmvse]

SAME BRUH

[@theboatbros7339]

I feel that

[@Nath-ul6yd]

It was very wholesome

[@josephrennie-barnes2530]

the fact that swagger and the misfits management team were thanked but fitz wasnt, respect

[@Cybo-18]

“I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.” This boy is petty and I love it.

[@bobbyambrosino4836]

C18 you gotta be petty because you can’t really do anything else

[@Cybo-18]

Bobby Ambrosino True

[@Mephedrone66]

This comment didn't age well.

[@Cybo-18]

@@Mephedrone66 BRUH 😂

[@bluf1543]

@@Cybo-18 oh man

[@collyod7751]

'I'm glad nothing bad happened while I was gone.' Biggest foreshadowing ever

[@timothydavis4549]

He looks like he is doing better mentally than he ever has in the history of his channel.... oh no carson's full power has been unleashed

[@emila8072]

Good job on the lavahound

[@lucasanson7824]

69 likes

[@GamingOS]

Punished Carson

[@gbm6882]

anti depressants are literally the bomb man

[@krakenjm6877]

Not to mention his acne is almost completely gone.

[@DrunkenHorseman]

*"Its enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay."* -Officer Earl

[@sphealeo4282]

Drunken Horseman and that’s ok

[@fauxparadox]

Amen

[@thetarget6318]

The second movie was awful.

[@DrunkenHorseman]

@@sphealeo4282 you go right ahead tear...

[@Cr1msoNGD]

"Hey is your refrigerator running?" "No not that I know of" Then-n-n-n *CATCH IT*

[@snage-thesnakemage]

Eh ah ah ah ah ah

[@meetjanks4083]

caught it

[@captainmurica4]

Unusal Photo Carson’s shit: *Gone reduced to atoms*

[@Betaster3000]

Carson's break was too short I feel like hes going to snap and shake a child again

[@meetjanks4083]

In the great words of Carson “stuck between an idiot and a rock place”

[@L0CV5T]

I hope we can come back to an era like this someday. The original group was by far the best.

[@aetheriox463]

if what schlatt said was true, i dont blame them. its not great the way they did it, but a line needed to be drawn

[@justsomenumpty]

@@aetheriox463 What happened? Sorry for asking 6 months late

[@aetheriox463]

@@justsomenumpty carson sexted a 17 yr old when he was 19 and a few other ppl

[@PhoenixAce]

@@aetheriox463 mate his friends were terrible if texting someone two years younger than you makes you cut off your friends they weren’t his friends

[@L0CV5T]

@@PhoenixAce bro what idk that this still had msges in it

[@abs01utetr4sh7]

"This video's gonna be up for a while, so let's get 1 million likes-" 2 days later and it's already at 500k, you love to see it

[@hoodyFPS]

Waluigi in my Spaghetti almost 600k

[@Leturt11]

@@hoodyFPS actually 04/25/2020 22:25 CEST its at 597 976k likes

[@biggidybungus4572]

That is P R E C I S E L Y what you love to see

[@furrygaming7613]

Shut up, Spaghetti boy

[@oakweed]

@@furrygaming7613 no

[@stolthet05]

Dude I literally cried when he said he was coming back, I missed this embodiment of manliness.

[@BigBuffetBoy85]

How much Reddit karma do you have

[@stolthet05]

@@BigBuffetBoy85 not enough

[@BigBuffetBoy85]

G C I can smell the soy through my computer, I think it’s time to take your phone away

[@jacktait9635]

manliness?

[@wolfhack9581]

rude

[@stby598]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *intense stare*

[@friedrice7876]

Bruh

[@CatastrophicTV]

Nothing at all...

[@lt.bagelbites6969]

Damn I forgot how hilarious the SMPLive days were… god how I miss them…

[@IsaArts2930]

3:51 "I did not quite catch that, can you repeat that for me?" *_Schlatt rages in the ⁴th dimension_*

[@kdk856]

IsaAnimates / Draws 🙄

[@MilliwaysBartender]

"I've been thinking about committing insurance fraud." "My man!"

[@amongus-nm7gk]

My man!

[@clyddnyl9684]

My man!

[@legatelanius9172]

Ye dude I love critikal

[@hnixon73]

My man!

[@joshuasatterwhite9520]

My man!

[@grizzlyber135]

Carson: "I Hope nothing BAD happened" Me: Oh no, Oh no

[@Momo-qr3mo]

Griffin Allen Katerino:...........

[@vipsnap2707]

@@Momo-qr3mo ._.

[@dipshtfckface6258]

He doesn't know pepelaugh He doesn't know pepelaugh He doesn't know pepelaugh

[@Momo-qr3mo]

Vipsnap 😶

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

So did his gf cheat on him or Cuz I don't know and I want to know

[@ESP3DINA]

I'm gonna miss moments like this, but overall im glad Carson is back

[@kuick6814]

Carson: *returns* Everyone: RETURN OF THE KING

[@woohoozy]

No replies?

[@Localcatgirl_]

simba.. simba? siba. ainbo sinboo sinba simber

[@drsquirrel123]

Stolen

[@Localcatgirl_]

@@drsquirrel123 simba? SIMBA?

[@darren9824]

@Hayden Barthold lamp nigga

[@umbreonics2448]

This is really just 2 hours of Carson doing the WHEEZE

[@c0niine]

is there really anything more we could ask for

[@umbreonics2448]

Shut face lil Asian Boy

[@c0niine]

@@umbreonics2448 bruh what

[@umbreonics2448]

The guy deleted his comment

[@c0niine]

@@umbreonics2448 ohh

[@thexerofaction4809]

I believe that in one Misfits podcast, Swagger(I think) said, "The joke never ends with Carson... and I think that's part of what makes him so funny." This is most definitely true. The joke never ends with Carson, and even when he's going through a tough time, he remains positive and continues to crack jokes like normal. Carson is an absolute King. Love you, man. ❤👑

[@TerraTekkit_Entertainment]

Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe hurts

[@TerraTekkit_Entertainment]

send the help?

[@Skippercarlos5]

TerraTekkit Entertainment - Try lighting McQueen crocs. Much better would recommend 10/10

[@flambedread9532]

@@Skippercarlos5 honestly I prefer lightning McQueen slippers

[@yellowmoron]

Yesterday on Jawsh's stream he would make references like "Im tired be using for clout" and everytime i would laugh so fucking hard

[@icyferaligatr9908]

This feels like....almost a finale for prime carson. He only uploaded a few videos after this before everything happened and it truely feels like a sense of saying goodbye to the group of old. His nee group is definately funny and have some banger jokes but truely will never be as iconic ae this...I miss it. I miss it being like an event whenever he uploaded and sharing these with my friends and laughing along with the funny bits. Truely tragic.

[@salvadorvega3805]

"I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *looks at his subreddit* Yeah Im sure we're fine

[@beefcake7416]

Ah yes a fellow destiny/Carson fan.

[@drsquirrel123]

Sasquatch wtfrick why do I see so many destiny players

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

@@drsquirrel123 cuz its a good game

[@sisophon1982]

Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship

[@juicygoop6898]

ZeoCommenter yes

[@SuperCasino77]

Carson's humor is so dumb and he's also the only person that this is an absolute compliment for.

[@shemumble4127]

The rest of the Lunch Club too

[@NadavShaknay]

I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's the only person I've seen who's humor is absolutely flawless.

[@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806]

Does anyone know if he still lives with cooper noah and travis

[@axelpetersen4899]

@@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 he temporarily moved back home to his family, but i think he will still live with the boys when he gets back

[@spoonaddict8805]

There are 2 actualy

[@ryeguy2256]

I swear Carson’s laugh is GOLDEN

[@jombofrvr]

SAFECALL

[@manmadeofmud]

and the wheeze

[@tambettammisto7423]

Brother?

[@WeebT]

It’s like a a truck horn

[@ryeguy2256]

Tambet Tammisto BROTHER!!!

[@BartholomewCornwallaceJameson]

Genuinely one of the funniest KZbin videos ever made

[@whydoiexist1024]

Alternative title, "Carson has an asthma attack for 2 hours straight"

[@hanslanda8303]

Kermit deh Frog thanks for ruining it asshole

[@debbietheduck5389]

:p

[@shushumga7482]

:p

[@aliselam5615]

:p

[@gloomygav]

:p

[@cjanthony9806]

I love the idea that since Carson has taken a break he’s just been under his desk chilling

[@ajb4230]

playin 8-bal

[@dingdawng]

Idea? Don't you mean how he was?

[@cjanthony9806]

ding dawng ah yes, of course. My bad 😂

[@elliot_ps420]

I really hope Carson takes care of himself, I feel like there's been a lot he's had to go through the past few months and I wish him well.

[@TTHBLOX_]

He looks better then last time. So i guess its gping well

[@kingvent5005]

Shut up bot

[@TommyGenzos]

Pls tell me what happened. I just don't know.

[@mashup9650]

@@TommyGenzos his girlfriend cheated on him with fitz and a bunch of other guys

[@mambocarmo]

@@TommyGenzos his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend and with other 4 guys

[@gabrielortiz2293]

I know that he’s back and everything but I just keep coming back to his old videos just because of his friend group, idk how to describe it but it’s more enjoyable than the ones he has now

[@skateboy1536]

Better synergy

[@poko9562]

Exactly

[@4amjack]

"Hope You Enjoy" "Hope" Doesn’t Even Begin To Express How Happy I Am To See A New Video.

[@zank5840]

you enjoy

[@YoshinoXTempest]

fk this is 2 hours long

[@ScrambledNotEgg]

Stop Writing Every Word With A Big Letter It Triggers My OCD

[@4amjack]

@@ScrambledNotEgg Sorry Buddy I Didn't Know You Had OCD

[@Zenval]

@@ScrambledNotEgg Well Does This Trigger Your Ocd? The FitnessGram Pacer Test Is a MultiStage Aerobic Capacity Test That Progressively Gets Harder As It Continues.

[@Joaquin454_]

During the Quarantine: *People praying* Carson: I have arise and heard your prayers my children

[@Felon_QQ]

Juaquin ✝️ 🙏

[@seb5542]

I was here too.

[@boxoftruffles6217]

It's "risen" my dude

[@chavezshaw7390]

Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone" Me: "7....."

[@kapowkachow4263]

ToeMad

[@joseherrera4481]

Chavez Shaw funny haha

[@TheOrangeOneVODS]

TEEENNNNNNN NIGGAAAAASSSS Edit: I has video where I introduce katerino's boyfriends like smash bros characters. Please subscribe

[@TerraTekkit_Entertainment]

@@TheOrangeOneVODS 10 Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoes?

[@u_idiotkid425]

lmfao

[@tredohtv]

thanks for showing me the light when things were shitty, im gonna miss your amazing, hilarious content. hope you come back carson.

[@uhloganidk]

i love how carson sounds so happy in the beginning, i can tell the break was a good choice.

[@sancia_]

I can’t express my happiness in seeing Carson smile.

[@ThatAnimalRaptor]

Chiagoziem Nwafor hell on earth

[@wannabuyacan1957]

Chiagoziem Nwafor he got cheated on and he already and depression, so it just made it worse

[@xxxmlgxxm1330]

He got the good meds

[@OverTime3223]

this hits different now.. and me too

[@coolkida9957]

@@OverTime3223 I still feel happy knowing he’s feeling well

[@crimzonmist898]

*The legend himself returns * Fans : *ghasps of excitement * Jschlatt :its not his first rodeo

[@gabe2533]

Carson: I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone This folks is what we in the industry call foreshadowing

[@specificocean5338]

Carson: *returns* Everyone: that is very much *_adequate_*

[@8bitgdhaxz]

Imagine how weird it would look if Carson never closed his eyes while laughing

[@dio9488]

I hate you so much for planting this image in my brain

[@ImTheReverse]

Ugh.

[@fan_of_lizzers]

Is this the real Wolfenshegelatein Hausenburgerdorf?

[@lorddog7249]

Get a shot of him laughing and give his most open eyes

[@damienmaldonado9212]

Oh god why, i am going to have nightmares now. Thanks satan.

[@thebladiator8496]

Jschlatt: Don’t call gay people goblins! Also Jschlatt: Goblins are only found in hell.

[@MycelianNetwork]

I may be gay, but I am gay and I have very goblin like tendencies

[@bucketofmoss8063]

Jokes on you I’m a goblin and gay

[@jordyn1158]

lmao so that's why my friends call me a goblin

[@debbiehargreaves3350]

N O

[@gqld1001]

Who’s jschlatt

[@guysholymoly]

If you close your eyes and watch this. It's almost like nothing ever happened.

[@alberthwastaken]

Carson: posts a video Everyone: *The Return Of The King*

[@gring6101]

"The return of king King"

[@CellyWelly]

@@gring6101 ikr

[@nautical4384]

Alberth but are we wrong that’s literally his last name lol

[@CellyWelly]

@Ronald McDonald your opinion doesn't matter

[@gring6101]

@Ronald McDonald Ok buddy

[@gradysheets5176]

Carson’s joke at the beginning made me feel soooo much better

[@revisjames]

Agreeded

[@limlamlemlemons9093]

Carson is truly a king, and we are his loyal subjects.

[@methylsky]

he's literally King, but you shouldn't call anyone by surname

[@barrett8584]

@@methylsky Mr.King?

[@alexzhuravlev8736]

Nah I want to protest when I stabbed some guy that called me “sir” like 3 guards were chasing me for no reason

[@Datmeega]

“Do you watch callmecarson also omg lets buttfuck we can be best of friends his videos are super funny have you seen the newest one?? So did you bring the buttplugs shitty memes that only retarded 14 year olds think are funny also dont forget the lube nigga”

[@radioboy717]

Unlike katerino

[@harald7309]

Thank you Carson for helping me and others during bad times. Personally I got covid and it feels like my body is in a box of pins. But your wrechid laugh and humor keeps me going. Thank you so much

[@zeeweed3666]

Did you hear the controversy 1 day after this got posted ?

[@harald7309]

@@zeeweed3666 Huh? That controversy what a bit wonky. Plus does that change that I can just enjoy his humor?

[@zeeweed3666]

@@harald7309 of course not I still think he’s a funny guy and I respect him for wat he’s doing now

[@patricklidstone5659]

“Please. I want to be able to say I drowned gumball. Just give me this.” “Why? What does that give you?” “Power.”

[@achair5201]

no comments, I respect that

[@nyx0781]

e

[@PolicemanPlanet]

i am the 1000th like

[@TheMagnitude]

Patrick LIdstone this same comment got me 3k likes on the original video gg

[@dirpysheep9634]

That is indeed what the bit said

[@judahhorrell6648]

Therapist: CallMeJawsh and Itz_Carson can’t hurt you, they aren’t real. CallMeJawsh and Itz_Carson: 2:21

[@J_dnvg]

People say this is the worst timeline. But it could always be worse.

[@jackfernandez9316]

Not gonna lie CallMeJawsh kinda cute

[@monkeymemes2723]

Thank you Carson

[@jakethemoss240]

Joe Mama had me dead not gonna lie

[@dragonsthatfly4508]

Well we know Fitz fired his therapist. Hopefully you didn't have the same one.

[@AdamGaming28]

That's two hours I'll never get back. I regret none of it.

[@aleksnotalex1458]

who would regret watching this incredible masterpiece,

[@Lyon1992]

@CooledWhipCream I've got quite a few due today but why do them when I can restart the video and watch it a third time?

[@Lucifer-cq8uh]

Agreed

[@Lucifer-cq8uh]

Just got finished

[@yoursincerely-soda]

same

[@mercyteeq4300]

Man no matter what happens I’m still gonna watch his vids

[@Dantetherium]

Carson’s the only person that makes 2 hours feel like 2 minutes

[@AdamSielicki]

@@mitchellward5739 the "Yeet" at the end is an amazing ending..

[@jasperzz2859]

Mitchell Ward I don’t wanna get r/wooshed here but I can’t tell If ur joking or not

[@theguythatasked6400]

Mitchell Ward This is a copy pasta, right? It has to be...

[@Dantetherium]

Mitchell Ward yikes lol I didn’t even notice this.

[@amazingamer360]

@@mitchellward5739 Bad day?

[@Toasty_Bread_]

Me: *sees Carson’s best of video* *its 2 hours long* Me: it’s movie time

[@notimplosio5562]

Me after watching it: It’s rewind time.

[@flynn5561]

Bruh that’s my profile pic

[@dantheman3332]

Well imma get some popcorn

[@SeanGotGjally]

That ending hit me different. It made me realize why Carson has stood out so much in this landscape than anyone else; he’s like any one of us. He’s like all of us. He’s watched everyone before him hit huge sub counts, playing whatever games, dreaming of being like them like all of us have. He has a familiar tone in each video that anyone can easily get in on and laugh with. It doesn’t feel like any one video is the best or better than any other. There isn’t any one video or reason he is popular besides the fact that he makes such good content. Each video you can see the heart in, each video is just as good as the others. Not to say other creators don’t have that, but their videos tend to differ between what their audience will really watch or not. Carson has avoided that, and created such a great community that seem to feel the same as him, because he’s just like us. He was just a kid (guy now) with a dream, and now we all get to be a part of it. It’s why this is my favorite shit. I feel at home with everyone in this fan base, even though I’m not extreme like most, because I feel like I’m watching a friend, not a celebrity. Not as much in a literal sense, but more in a “hey, i catch this guy’s jive” because of the direct honesty. Just really felt like saying this. Thank you Carson, though probably not reading this, for giving all of us a weird little comet to giggle together in. Balls

[@yyonn7966]

When you said balls, I felt that. gay

[@vocaIchops]

Holy balls, that's a long ass essay.

[@Will-hp5mb]

Amen

[@oukino5564]

Shut it mr big comment

[@hinglemccringleberry691]

He's not just a guy now. He's our king

[@mr.barrow7860]

this video reminds me of simpler times