Bad Day At The Office (Rocket League)

[@dethmin173]

The best part of any Chocolate Bois episode is when you see Ross Hornby credited for Silly Song at the end of the intro.

[@joshuataggart8406]

Ross invented “desperacy” out of sheer desperation

[@__gavin__]

I think you mean out of sheer desperacy.

[@maccollins9213]

No one heard Ross’s “Azami of one” pun

[@Zach-h2l]

Truly Rocket League Shakespeare there, lavishing poetry upon us again. Tragically unappreciated

[@joostswg]

Timestamp?

[@Zach-h2l]

@@joostswg ~9:40

[@derivativecrumb754]

Was about to comment the same thing, it was truly a golden pun

[@GeorgeBowesTV]

I think smith may be incapable of learning... in the most hilarious way possible

[@simplyorange8553]

Glad to see Al "Loves to chastise others while he piddles around doing nothing" Smiffy back on the pitch! Keeping that MGI HIGH BOIIIIIIII!

[@spatbee]

Losing 3v2 where the only point they got was an own-goal.

[@brandonwalker5011]

2v2

[@mexicanfenix4855]

2v2 really. Alsmiffy is more like the dog that gets in the football pitch to chase the ball...

[@shaydore1561]

“Azami of one” 🤣

[@kuridongo]

demotions are part of the narrative that makes the comeback much more sweeter

[@Bumnuggets]

Finally the three nicknames have revealed themselves... The Iron Curtain, Salmon Boy and the great Alwhiffy! Let us gather around the garbage fire and sing silly songs of these heroes!

[@Zach-h2l]

it's ok about the demotions guys, just come take turns pissing into my eyes and I'll see nothing but gold whenever I look at you

[@liquidsoap89]

Allan Smit has gotten really good at blaming the three of them for his own poor performance.

[@chrism45]

Since Smith can't hit a ball to save his life he should try specializing in bumping or demoing the other team. If done well it's extremely effective

[@EmpressArachne]

He can't hit a giant ball and u want him to try to hit other players

[@TheDarthChief]

Smith being impressed by someone back-flip stopping the ball is telling.

[@benjo562]

Watching these when you’re falling asleep is all well and good till Silly Song comes out of no where and violates your ears. RIP Ross though.

[@Flashjackmak]

Tell you what, Azami was playing like an absolute legend.

[@antares____]

That's how it started.. Chrisp Trott had a bad day at the office.. next thing you know, he's violation every single restriction the Geneva convention applies to wounded soldiers on school kids at the nearby school. And I still, Stand with Chrisp Trott.

[@alexbrown7176]

Just popped in a couple of Lindor’s and closed with a Lion bar - ready to spectate!

[@Kompoism]

Nobbly...

[@shaydore1561]

“I’m looking for 24 screws, singular”

[@richardrises]

"why did we lose this game" Alwhiffy

[@stlingt]

d'you guys ever notice how long it sometimes takes for smith to say his 1st word in some videos, like this one took 46 seconds ain't that just nutty

[@cyte112]

It's ok. He was probably just eating with his mic muted and driving with one hand.

[@Garlicbreadexpert]

1:54 please ross i'm eating

[@jesseparker7234]

just had my first bite and heard that...

[@positronalpha]

Azami and Bit3 deserved that win.

[@MDestron2282]

Al "hits the ball everywhere but the goal" Smiffy.....

[@MrConnorPeacock]

Love watching these vids and seeing how much they’ve progressed since when they first played when they didn’t know how to come off of the static car car instead of the ball cam.. I’m proud

[@Zach-h2l]

ive always wondered, is it not bad to stay on ball cam like 100 % of the time? would it not be better to frequently switch between them? or is it very common for good players to stay on ball cam?

[@MrConnorPeacock]

I think it’s personal preference and dependent on where you are and what you’re doing. I like to switch been the two as it makes it easier

[@Casowsky]

I find that car cam makes it much easier to intercept and direct a shot at goal, or to catch a ball coming straight down with the little circle thing, otherwise I mostly use ball cam

[@paulgilligan9763]

The chocolate Bois made me play rocket league again because.. Well how hard can it be

[@skenderaxe5968]

smithy may have a better time playing with the dominus. its bigger and harder to miss with...

[@phraggers]

or the van :p

[@skenderaxe5968]

@@phraggers he has the similar wild card feature that I have. van is too difficult for that 'flap flap' action xD

[@MrPeanut023]

Trott making all those plays while the other 2 drive aimlessly round the pitch not backing him up...sounds about right for the other 2.

[@0__marley]

Despite the losses this still creased me up 😂😂

[@notaphish]

Smith is me playing RL, so relatable!! Lmao

[@anoncanon5047]

Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby has plummeted from his gold rank. Tragic.

[@hatsofmadness939]

oh man watching golds and silvers play is the most entertaining thing btw practice some training packs for consistency and also aerials/redirects go a LONG way in escaping lower ranks

[@minecrafter0505]

Smith should increase the deadzone for dashes in the settings. Should help him go where he wants.

[@Joshplv]

Smith might want to adjust his dead zones for flips

[@deangardiner577]

Ive found since ive returned to rocket league from a long absence it doesnt feel like it controls the same. Any ideas what settings i can change or am i just bad now? Haha

[@Joshplv]

@@deangardiner577 If you have already changed your control settings/sensitivity since you started playing, might be that you just lost your touch, try some training packs or just the basic tutorials you get in the game, if you haven't, pay attention to what your having a hard time doing and adjust those settings specifically, if you are missing the ball try messing around with the steering sensitivity, if its aerial change that setting and they test it in free play or training packs

[@jimi23456]

My favourite painting was the 3rd one...

[@TheMalibuman79]

If smith would just attempt aerials, he'd accel much faster! Come on m8, you have definitely not hit your ceiling yet!

[@petersenior5432]

Oh he attempts Aerials, he just does stupid shit all the time like rolling before he hits it or not having enough boost evrr

[@joostswg]

Could you move the facecams to the top left? That way we can see the score icons, to see when its just a save or a epic save. Chat is not used anyway

[@phraggers]

Getting better bois, keep it up! Almost understand rotations, just take turns hitting the ball and rotating all the way back behind the other 2, that's all you have to do! SLOW DOWN you keep approaching the ball too fast and close. Also learn to powershot, just hit the ball AFTER it touches the ground: 5:12, 6:43, 8:54 (almost!), 9:05 (good attempt), 14:58 SLOW DOWN! you had all the time in the world, 17:06 its ok that happens but still tried to hit it too early, 17:38 BOOM POWERSHOT you see that shit bois that's how it's done, keep it up fellas

[@dethmin173]

I feel like Ross ,and especially Smith, should practice their bicycle kicks,

[@joostswg]

Bicycle kicks are quite advanced, might be a few things they need to prioritize before that

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

My Azana band still hasn't arrived. Wondering you could help me?

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

Ahahahhahahaa

[@ferguskennedy3135]

Yogscast X my fav game RL = great video! I can see quite a few mistakes but good to see yous all having fun!

[@jamietus1012]

I think it must be 1989, because the iron curtain is falling

[@olivialee1102]

it wouldn't be a hat films video if they didn't talk in detail about shit at some point

[@Smokey7186]

If any dog sniffs around the room it means they need to go out to pee usually

[@tomhaywood7159]

I never thought I'd say this, but Smith is just waaaaay too passive. The others are too, but him in praticular. He spends so much time just sitting and waiting for the ball, or just drivinv towards where the ball will land, where he needs to be charging at it, jumping and boosting at it, just doing everythong to hit it when the other 2 are grabbing boost. Edit: Ideally they just need to each spend time in free play or challenges just practicing their basic mechanics, making sure they can hit the ball whenever wherever, and direct it in the right direction.

[@martinjackulik2819]

I agree that he sits around and waits instead of forcing 50s but on the other hand he chases soooooo much, in other words he's just a noob.

[@phraggers]

Yeah I wouldn't say 'passive' necessarily all the time, feels like he's waiting for the right time to hit it then realises that he's missed the good timing so he panics, almost every time 14:58 being a good example, if he was more passive and just sat and waited he would easily have saved it

[@TheIkirai]

I just listened to the podcast about the 300 catalogs today, what a coincidence, OR IS IT..

[@Bumnuggets]

*sees chocolate bois intro* *instantly likes and comments* LAAAAAAAA LALALA LAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@kagewilliams4475]

Hatfilms Playing Rocket League is more entertaining than studying, training, and dedicating yourself to becoming an astronaut and blasting into space in a Space X rocket, while being waved off by Elon Musk and Grimes.

[@djangolebeau3718]

You guys are getting better, just pass more and get a good rhythm going between going on attack and defense

[@TheRazzmaChaz]

I've only just noticed Ross weening away from DJH3MAX and moving onto Rossperu, 2020 is so strange.

[@samloveday2470]

How can smith say that no one else played well when he fucked up every single time he got near the ball?

[@Jambunctious]

AlWhiffy, TrottiMiss & DJH3... Shit

[@MoochGames101]

Smith needs to start jumping more

[@null_focus5512]

Oof. You'll get it back tho. Some days you eat feathers. Just the way it is

[@highvoltage7797]

Trott is good at Trials, Ross is good at Rocket league and Smith is good at....

[@TheMalibuman79]

Callouts in shooters lol. He's super good at that!

[@luigiff3431]

Smith is great at yelling: calling things out in squad and Tarkov, complaining about being bad in Rocket League...

[@allluri]

Desperacito

[@Zach-h2l]

16:19 Trott, yes it is about being destroyed and replaced repeatedly, not just teleported. You twatling.

[@tangledbean]

Oof, can’t win ‘em all

[@lordshnookams320]

Please just become a daily rocket league channel

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Every time smith’s camera moves away from the ball and towards a boost at a critical moment I die inside. Why does he do it? The boosts haven’t moved smith! There in the same spots are usual smith?

[@Doktor_Vem]

Bloody hell, the fkn dollar bills or whatever they are on Ross' wall are just getting crazier and crazier for every day that goes by, aren't they? Like, just sort them out or take them down, already!

[@qT_p13]

Ross just believe in yourself. You are the golden boy. You're better than smith and trott. Just push forward and say fuck it.

[@samuelmckinley691]

ello

[@MatchBreakers]

awwwedr. I was eating boiks. Please.

[@vampiric13]

Am I going insane, or haven't they talked about portals and alternate realities in an RL game before?

[@Thoran666]

This has been entertaining but painful to watch. A great round from Azami, unfortunately on the wrong side of the field.

[@owlis33]

Shit

[@Pratalax]

:)

[@garethhughes7430]

Again with 5 midrolls. Wtf guys.