The Golden Boy Is Back! (Rocket League)

[@TheDiddyDoms]

smith shouting at ross for not rotating, as he continually cuts and bumps his own teammates.... sounds about right

[@robwilson4619]

He's got chocolate dog vision though, it's not his fault.

[@hazz1337]

"I can multi-task, Trott" Alex Roaming Ball-Chaser Smith

[@jamesbazely5487]

Scientists built the hadron collider just to try and work out how Ross Hornby is ranked gold

[@tiltedmouse1972]

the Ross Hornby effect turns trash into gold R/Os x (1s - H) + 0rN/B-Y

[@tiltedmouse1972]

also the Iron Curtain effect that blocks all incoming particles when confronted with high pressure and goal shaped collection systems.

[@josephchambers4509]

The Ross Hornby Saga: Book 1: Golden Boy; A Rising Star Book 2: Believing in the Back Book 3: Losing my Gold Book 4: The Iron Curtain; A Look at the Rise of Western Imperialism Book 5: Three Serving Spoons; Or Why I had to call the Doctor Book 6: Curtain Call; A Retrospective

[@joshuapostill4952]

Memoir: Losing Focus; Shutters for Hornby

[@user-co2ps4yo7k]

one of these books seems out of place, book 3 maybe?

[@TestarossaF110]

F*** I just did the same... the same but different.

[@A_Ereira]

Don't let the history books forget that Ross "Own Goal" Hornby was how his career started.

[@AFunkyHypnoCat]

alex is too big brain, at 20:44 he salmons up and smacks the ball towards his goal, ross saves his ass by intercepting the ball only to have it then hit smit's suspended car. Alec then proceeds to say technically it was ross's fault. HAIL THE LIZARD KING

[@SpaceDogLaika]

Ross hitting an aerial with a curtain in his face is why he's in GOLD

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

*Alex "Fourth Man" "Own Goal" Smith*

[@olivialee1102]

ross always apologises for things that are trott's fault and trott just lets him

[@ElLorenzoMagnifico]

I'm gonna quickly correct Smith: He is ALOT better when he aint talking.

[@CharlyChive]

Alex "Look at the ball from underneath" Smith. Bringing his A game today

[@jamestill442]

Chris ‘Salmon Boy’ Trott Ross ‘Golden Boy’ Hornby Alex ‘Constantly Chases The Ball But Somehow Only Hits It When He Shouldn’t Boy’ Smith

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

Alex 'Angry Dog Boy' Smith

[@psychosean77]

smith watching the ball above him at the opposing goal hasn't changed then

[@dekkonot]

Smith being at the same rank as Trott is evidence that this isn't a fair system lmao

[@DavJos82]

I honestly think Ross is closer in skill level to Trot than he is to Smith. But Smith’s self hatred due to how bad he is is one of the many reasons I have sounded a Toblerone while watching this. Go boiks!

[@dudemaister96]

Ross is the MVP most matches for real and his positioning is good but his timing is just way off alot of the time. Smiff is hard to even describe.

[@chrism45]

Trott and Smith are so lucky to be blessed with the Golden Boy's presence

[@philiptaylor1621]

I always forget how angry I get at smith watching their rocket league but I keep coming back xD love the work lads

[@edwardmccabe7650]

The carpenter is a legit move, like honestly it’s works 60% of the time, Everytime!

[@joshi1707-q2j]

Ross - “Safe hands Trott, he’s got two Safes attached to his hands” That got me 😂🤣

[@dylancochrane6296]

I absolutely love how everyone gets so triggered at Smith during this series.

[@c0rse]

I can only hope he doesn't read these comments. Can't be healthy.

[@Cr109ify]

@@c0rse but if he does, he might realise he's in the wrong and become a better rocket league player because of it

[@dylancochrane6296]

@@Cr109ify Theres a difference between constructive criticism and being a dick

[@awesomeaartvark]

The curtain bit was hilarious, just such perfect timing, hahaha

[@brandonwalker5011]

Smith consistently the worst player and also consistently shouting at his teammates to play the way he wants.

[@brandondraheim3149]

Every damn episode lol

[@niallmcnulty4108]

He's going to make a brilliant Platinum player...

[@jeremyvoss9558]

Smith is worse than Ross by miles, but still somehow manages to be arrogant about it

[@vagueorigin7320]

Welcome to hat films, he's like that in just about all the content

[@c0rse]

Lol yeah. Ross deserves to be in gold far more than he does.

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

I would, in any other case, defend Smith here. But I know that he probably doesn't care. It's a good way to be.

[@Scio_]

Entertaining though

[@SDFlick619]

2:46 for the start of Smiff’s literal worst sequence of plays ever

[@InkGraffiti]

Smith's "not my own goal" and Zylus's "100% detective win rate" give me very similar vibes lol

[@thekerminator6521]

Love how it turns into a power point presentation whenever smith scores

[@edholmes8726]

The very best of “the golden boy” and the “iron curtain”. Ross “the Golden Shower Curtain” Hornby...

[@bwood6337]

What's really impressive is how fast Scrott says gg.

[@Cr109ify]

it's a setting in Bakkes Mod

[@quincykouame8836]

Al “ima use all my boost to park under the ball as quick as possible then slowly back up” Smiffy

[@richardirving8850]

Teach Smith to use the handbrake to turn faster, watching him do 3 point turns like he's on a driving test hurt! (and sorry smith, but 20:45 you knocked it in, ross nearly cleared it, but it hit you again! Ownie 100% no fluke :p)

[@zephyrmop]

I'm pleasantly surprised by how much better the Iron curtain is getting. Not surprised at all that Smith is falling down into Bronze territory... Just concentrate on rotating Smith! You'll be in the right place to hit balls which will make things a lot easier.

[@TheRoboteer]

The mictosoft sam bedtime story bit had me dying

[@JamesJP]

My favourite series right now.

[@Jamwamee]

its great to watch how ross and trott are getting better at the game and smith is also there

[@TjarpDex]

As Ross "Golden Boy" Hornby rises, Alex "Own Goal" Smith is there to pick up his previous title.

[@djangolebeau3718]

Trott is getting good, he's got the sppeeed

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

Smith is getting worse at a staggering rate and Trott is absorbing it

[@Blocks4U]

Someone should preserve these bois

[@robwilson4619]

What Smith means is, "I ignored rotations and didn't go back! Alex! Alex!"

[@internetonsetadd]

I think Smith's ball sense is improving slightly. He can now correctly place them as residing in his underwear.

[@AppleAirsoft]

Just putting it out there, the intro does get me pumped and it is nicely edited.

[@GamerSibbers]

I want more of Trots, Steven hawking impression Plz.

[@Flashjackmak]

I'd absolutely listen to 'Losing Focus: Memoirs of the Golden Boy' read by Steven Hawking

[@oathbound_a8961]

The three star players of the Chocolate Bois, The Golden Boy, The Dog, and Chris "The Salmon Boi" Trott

[@Flumpy_Pigskin]

Great vids i love just listening to the random ocean breeze tuna diffuser chat and such its so addictive aha, Trott just aloofly paying more attention to the game cracks me up xD

[@Redshiftlight]

I'm sure Trott would like to have all the cool goal animations but it has to be the Trout. Everytime. Crisp Trout.

[@Zuzurafa]

Smith takes corner boost, Smith takes mid boost, Smith uses all of that boost to get back just to knock Trott & Ross out of the goals.

[@Millawls]

Looks like my JO session today is 27 minutes and 38 seconds.

[@charischick]

Always impressed by trotts hawkings voice

[@DougBolden]

Good old Alex "Ross 'Own Goal' Hornby" Smith

[@tiltedmouse1972]

now I know what's missing in my life. Stephen Hawking audiobooks and factoids

[@ZoahPorre]

@ 17:26 "If this is a win I say we call it" Hmm 10 minutes left in video, ...bet they lose lol LOL yep, forfeit.

[@Oljankylegs]

Smith please get away from the ball after whiffing, there be no redemption muddling around that close

[@TheRhinoDino]

We need to get a chocolate boys goal montage at some point to show off how professional they are :D

[@kekklesbekkles]

Every game in a nutshell: 2-0 after 30 seconds > proceed to talk shit for 4 minutes > lose 3-2 - Love ya boiks :D xx

[@TimmiSilver]

Tickle, clutch, retain...that gold!

[@RoboPrimeGames]

Trott's 'bot voice is just too good. Fucking crying

[@vrx21]

That was hilarious - great content boys!

[@shynarcissist]

Who would have guessed Ross 'own goal' Hornby would be the golden calf

[@Zen-fz2om]

Good to see the man of my childhood is Doing well

[@VestinVestin]

🎵"Take a chance, try to fly Spread your wings, maybe they will see you Like a gleaming shining star, be a mend to your light With the thunder and lightning, it seems so exciting But never forget who you are! For the chaos and mayhem, it seems so frustrating But always remember your heart…"🎵

[@Duckfootification]

Smith is accepting his bad plays now. Perrrrfect

[@dingledonglemuck6044]

Ty

[@MooCow_o7]

ahahahahahah "believing from the back" how the fuck do you come up with this beautiful shit?!

[@GummyGopher]

The golden curtain

[@samfricker6355]

"IT'S WHY I'M GOLD SON"

[@SoulShak3nLIVE]

“Curtain Call: Retirement”

[@TheEricBooth]

TRott is the king of the rebound.

[@Saltynerd]

hell yes i love this

[@Charlielikesfilms]

That thumbnail is absolute gold (sorry, not sorry)

[@UKVersus]

Wispa Gold the Ross Hornby story

[@pcroft60]

I feel like smith plays rocket league for the minigame of collecting boost to then just waste it flying around the pitch

[@D34N6232]

I think Smith might have actually scored more own goals than actual goals in this video

[@badasslilred]

Alex "shot on goal"Smith

[@jordenpenitch1532]

Killing it kings

[@alexbrown7176]

That first team may well have been hot trash, but damn they smelt good..

[@shaydore1561]

GO GO GADGET ROSS!

[@wonky3783]

1:13 1:28 3:05 7:24 10:52 20:46

[@vegoutwithvegge]

Smith doing 2 clear home goals denies one and blames Ross for the other.

[@qT_p13]

I dont think smith understands what am own goal is...or rotations.

[@michaelleggett6100]

finding out gold makes up the largest portion of the ranked tables...

[@josiahct]

I legit screamed at smith this time...

[@Scio_]

I for one really appreciate Smith's performance in Rocket League. It's just so consistently mediocre, unlike the wild swings of the other bois.

[@ryanroamstx]

I need a Salmon Boi Jersey.

[@timmortier5318]

Are they ever gonna get better?

[@HarshWinter101]

Smith is blue orange colour blind

[@vegoutwithvegge]

The editing on these has become crazy 1.40 to 30 seconds left.

[@mattmanda3794]

The boiks should 1v1 each other

[@positronalpha]

Did Smith cut his own hair?

[@nikeeweston]

Wooohoooooooooo GOLDDDDDDDDEN BOY, OUR OWN GOLDEN BOI. BLESS HIM...ROSS NEVER GETS THE VICTORY ITS ALWAYS TROTT....love seeing it for Ross. It must be cos he does so much more statistically.

[@skenderaxe5968]

@hatfilms learn how to bloody slide turn xD everything will be easier that way

[@anewdimnsion]

God.dammit.smith

[@TestarossaF110]

Hornby: Born The beginning of the End. The Rise of the Iron Curtain The Fall of the Iron Curtain Part 1 The Fall of the Iron Curtain Part 2 Ross. Looking back No Justice for Old Men (Some really homophobic racist stuff here) And finally the autobiography.... Goalie

[@keironmancini17]

Gold bar boy

[@Bumnuggets]

I'm seeing a lot of Smith bashing in the comments and I just think y'all are missing the value that his chaotic play style brings to the team.

[@dethmin173]

No intro?

[@KickazzStudios]

La, lalala laa

[@Thoran666]

If anyone here doesn't know the Golden Boy anime, go and watch it. But be careful when eating chocolate you might choke while laughing.

[@dirzz]

DAME DA NE

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

LA

[@AztecKing444]

whoooweee

[@talonfarr2404]

Ooo

[@masoncouldwell3115]

Smith when you're talking about random crap you DO play much worse. Don't be on autopilot and be aware of where your teammates are. If you wanna talk, explain your game plan aloud.