Hatsune Miku - I Don't Need Christmas (クリスマスなんかいらない) - English/Romaji Subs

Author's Comment:
I feel ashamed. Heck.
Original lyrics, music, movie by 梨本うい (Ui Nashimoto) a.k.a. 梨本P (Nashimoto-P) on Niconico,
mastering by kaichi
From www.nicovideo.j...
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Title in Romaji: kurisumasu nanka iranai
Translation Lyrics:
Merry Christmas lol
The whole town is wildly glittering
I can barely see star dust
A whole turkey that burned black
swims about in the bright night sky
Even if I'm being a good boy
there's no present in stocking
Even if a kitty is dead on the roadside
the merry Santa never notices it
*Ahh... Someone's laughter
There's no fun at all
Ahh... It simply makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas
A couple behaving happily
makes a baby on the side of their way
A half year later, they take a pistol
and shoot a stork down
A red-nosed reindeer
drinks up cheap champagnes
He kindles his awful whatsit
and makes cozy with a vixen
(Repeat *)
Walk at the roadside but Christmas is here
Escape to the online but Christmas is here
Get into bed but Christmas is here
A lonely and empty Christmas
I was up for Santa bashing
and got beaten back with no deal
He, at the side of my frustration,
gloated swinging his white beard
(Repeat *)
Ahh... Santa and reindeers
May all of them be gone!
Ahh... It simply makes me miserable
I don't need Christmas
I don't need Christmas
I don't need Christmas

[@peri5833]

This song is the only yearly Christmas tradition I have.

[@adteyk9359]

same but also with the song MERRY S-E-X-MAS

[@corona714]

Still a bop to this day. Happy Holidays everybody. Hope you're enjoying it more than Nashimoto over here.

[@corona714]

@Kuri I hope your Christmas nap went well and uninterrupted! And Happy New Year my pal!

[@smackyamama457]

wait is nashimoto dead?? 😨

[@lilatune]

@@smackyamama457 bruh what. literally no one said he was

[@smackyamama457]

@@lilatune im asking if he is. not saying that someone said it.

[@lilatune]

@@smackyamama457 why would you just say it out of no where then. and no he isnt, if you were actually a fan of his you would know.

[@XxAmeliahanxX]

I love this song, just because it's so Morbid and realistic. You'll never find a song that explains the tragic reality better than this one,

[@HikariP]

Than this artist does*

[@ryuseiyellow]

that time of year again

[@MegaMechaWafflemon]

You seem to have forgotten the worse part of Christmas: extended family.

[@spiritwarhol707]

Getting in the Christmas spirit with this song

[@NoroiChan666]

I'm going to put on this song during a fucking Christmas party or something

[@ponkan-h4b]

A Nana825763 fan?

[@ezekieliese]

Christmas sucks, just some food is cool, and then there is boring parents wanting to do social things that you feel uncomfortable doing it

[@nirvanadogchow]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!

[@salm0n0]

It’s that time of year again x2

[@Consumeorbeconsumed]

My family was too poor to afford doing this holiday, so I've always used this as a coping song.

[@curseagent]

Leo Matthias aww I hope things get better for you

[@cloudthief8918]

Christmas is a scam, you shouldn't celebrate it even with the money to do so.. Consumerism is already a far greater problem than population when it comes to climate change..

[@melraidfadrago4759]

@@cloudthief8918 i don't celebrate it for the same reason

[@cordiformbuttons64]

@@cloudthief8918 sure people expect christmas as a big get together with presents and such but at the same time its where people working jobs can see their loved ones even without Christmas we still have a break at the end of the year to start off the new one nicely

[@andrugyftw5624]

coming back to this song every december is a habit now, been doing it for 8/9 years, will keep doing it for as long as i live lol

[@sujal4078]

are you here yet?

[@andrugyftw5624]

@@sujal4078 I was! Listening to this, drunk after midnight, is one of the very few things i remember from this Christmas

[@adteyk9359]

still here?

[@andrugyftw5624]

@adteyk9359 yup, listened to this on loop while doing the dishes after dinner last night lol

[@Chloe-xv8hy]

Coming back to this song after years hits hard

[@Chloe-xv8hy]

Coming back again.

[@defatuated]

its time to play this song on repeat again !!

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

"Merry Christmas... lol" XD

[@OSarubiO]

My teacher asked all of us what our favorite Christmas song was. This was the song I picked.

[@ますみうえた]

世の中の厳しい現実を知りつつ、自分の身近な大切な人と祝い、厳しい現実と向き合ってる人達の幸せを願うクリスマスであってほしいものです。

[@sushisushisush]

It's that time of the year again.

[@MrJoymaster]

pretty much yeah

[@kanerin]

really! hahaha

[@CommunityGuidelines]

Yep. And I'm listening to this song again... just like last year... and the year before...

[@CoyoteInAParka]

I think this song is the difference between Christmases. They aren't the same thing. Christmas like it used to be is for being with family, eating a good family meal, and just spending time with loved ones. Christmas nowadays is decorating the best, shiniest tree, cooking expensive meals, getting tons of presents, and just being greedy in general. Not even thinking about those who suffer, people grab the food and material objects up like hogs. That's not Christmas. I don't need Christmas either.

[@kichka8777]

Remind me to watch this video before Christmas

[@heyjestie]

:)

[@kichka8777]

@heyjestie tnx but Christmas not soon

[@hamstermanic]

I think this is talking more about how different lives are? Like one child is eating a turkey during christmas in a warm house, and another child just froze on the road. Its juxtaposing the different social classes. WELL I STILL LOVE CHRISTMAS ANYWAY AND NOTHING FREEZES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE CAUSE IT IS SUMMER ALL YEAR ROUND~ WHEE~

[@curseagent]

I like Christmas, but I also like this song.

[@zenreally8385]

same here

[@Nicole-ir8pv]

I hear this song every Christmas, this is already the fifth

[@Nicole-ir8pv]

btw merry christmas

[@dydneymarill]

@@Nicole-ir8pv nother year, another christmas survived see you back next year?

[@Nicole-ir8pv]

@@dydneymarill if i stay alive there, for sure friend

[@Nicole-ir8pv]

@@dydneymarill I hope to find you right here too, and I'm sorry for my bad english, it's not my first language

[@cheddar2674]

@@Nicole-ir8pv hey budy, waiting for you right here

[@maribel5958]

Christmas is a week away, I think it's time to start listening to this song.

[@Apselene]

MARRY CROSS MOP!

[@addysooon]

Who would've known I'd see past u here haha

[@akurohanaca]

Hello!

[@anoneko5819]

im happy to see that past u is a person who knows whats good

[@AvengerPoke]

We are at that time of the year again, and again, a lonely christmas.

[@seerket4842]

once again listening to this song for christmas

[@seerket4842]

Back for tradition

[@ded8491]

@@seerket4842 oh lol merry christmas man

[@seerket4842]

Merry Christmas once again

[@aufaits3663]

Here for christmas again

[@CommunityGuidelines]

This song is excellent. The music is especially well-composed. A combination of blues rock and... I don't know, Edo-era tunes...? Really awesome!

[@autumnskeikaku4161]

That time of year

[@valzytine]

Who's back here again?

[@cheddar2674]

@ayumy☆ did you make it for the sixth?

[@MrJoymaster]

Still

[@edyway3328]

Right here.

[@kurenaaino]

​​@@cheddar2674I did! Fuwayuru was my old account. I'm actually here for my eighth now. It's pretty unimaginable.

[@BIRDYATYOURSERVICE]

I gotchu

[@_ThatsPrettyCool_]

This songs so good I might start hating Christmas

[@salm0n0]

It’s that time of year again x3

[@alyssasgirl96]

This song fits right now. Our community just recently had two accidents where 8 kids (16,17,18) year olds died, right before Christmas. It's kind of sad because I can imagine this might be how the families are taking it.

[@pallascatsareawesome1213]

I hate how everyone just stuffs their ears with turkey and wrapping paper and pretends that everything is ok at Christmas time. At least, that's what I got out of this song...

[@radioxjack4416]

My mom died 2 days before Christmas, and because we usually have funerals 2 days after the death, I had to spend my Christmas day at her funeral, now because she was the one that organized family Christmas get togethers/events, everyone just celebrates with their immediate family but my immediate family are dead, so I’m just alone and it feels like there’s no point on celebrating it It’ll just make it more depressing

[@jamesboogo7699]

spending my christmas eve listening to this, and trying to make it a holiday tradition lol

[@saki255]

christmas is around and this is the worst I have felt in a while, haha

[@datexpunged0]

happy holidays everyone its time to get back to listening to this song

[@Zerakiel]

time to play this again gamers,

[@samneedsnuthin]

Last time I heard this song I was in middle school and going through my edgy phase. So crazy to see it pop up again in my recs 8 years later

[@johnportmanteau6887]

...events like this can piss one off... Guess which cause more suicides, Valentine or Christmas?

[@ohdudethatsepic9615]

I thought it'd be valentines, because I guess people confess their love more, but when they get rejected...

[@arisuakiyama4678]

I'd say christmas because for weeks - months, even - everyone is super excited about celebrating with their family and loved ones, being "grateful for all they have" and so on... If you feel like there is nobody there to be with around christmas, nobody who cares about you and nothing to be grateful for, it can get pretty depressing. Valentine's day, unlike christmas, isn't anticipated for weeks, or at least not as much; it's not visible wherever you go (like christmas decoration. Omnipresent.) Plus I feel like valentine's day is mostly a teenager or young adult thing, adults don't care about it as much. Also, it's traditionally about romance, and many people are single. Christmas, on the other hand, is about family and almost everyone has that so the people who feel like they're completely alone feel even more alone. So yeah my five percent ^^

[@river_brook]

I spent Christmas thinking this and ended up creating a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[@bastiaan8096]

It's nearly that time of the year again

[@arandomchannel9897]

Listening to this in April be like: 👁👄👁

[@blackrockshooter.]

Ah I see we r all suffering. Here's to next year being better

[@salm0n0]

It’s that time of year again

[@DarvinostheGreat]

Welcome back everyone

[@animelover3083]

I'm gonna listen to this allllllllllllll day long today *raises drink* merry christmas

[@blahblahblahblah8p]

Am I the only one who fell in love with it just from hearing the beginning three seconds? :'D

[@DarvinostheGreat]

Merry Christmassssssssssss

[@meltyfutures]

its that time of year again

[@C·涵]

Who else wants to sing this today?? XD I have been waiting for this moment...

[@mearry-tv6vk]

where I live, it's only a couple hours to 12:00. But I hate Christmas and my day was terrible.

[@C·涵]

+mearry1713 Ahh so sad and so ry to hear that! ;-; Its weird tp say this but I hope Christmas ends faster for you so you can be happier. ..

[@addysooon]

This is why Halloween is my favorite

[@gabrielzxx]

Here we go again *sigh*

[@ikuy398]

@magentamonkey99 Aw... sorry. That part seems not clear. The 'on the side' means 'on the side of their way'.

[@crystalmethany1312]

OK IM PRETY SURE I GOT THIS ONE: So miku never has good christmases, she doesnt get good/many presents and she noticies that things that are usually bad are just jolly and sweet at christmas, and santa doesnt care. Im pretty sure th part about the happy couple is about abortion o-o but that sorta makes sense, i guess, since the happy couple shot the stork with the baby. and rudolph is a pimp? i didnt get that part. ANYWHORE, the part about "aaah, someone laughing, thats no fun; it makes me misrable" im pretty sure thats just because shes so sick and tired of people being super happy and carefree during christmas. I DID IT GUYS. and so many typos idgaf about

[@sharizarder]

Marry x-mas everybody. Even when it is a captalist trash date

[@svalerie.001]

I used to love Christmas...now, I just don't care about it anymore

[@howlt005]

My Christmas tradition is lying awake in bed pondering about deep stuff, that I know no one will understand, the night before Christmas until I fall asleep :)

[@jerrycalpo5663]

I literally dont need Christmast

[@Krutons]

merry christmas bwa!

[@Mdmmhm88]

Merri kurisumasu

[@isabelaszm]

I love this song but Christmas too. Nashimoto-P is amazing💙

[@yuyukostupid]

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do? Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing (oh, yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door Oh, I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

[@seerket4842]

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

[@KEEPZDYING]

meery cheitmas

[@hagayui]

Its that time of the year again...

[@degenerate-otaku6634]

Ah yes, it's that time again

[@peri5833]

Well here we are again

[@DemonR-e2s]

taht shitty time of the year

[@katiewink1562]

Who else is going to put this on repeat for all of winter break?

[@DanaChan11]

Every year is basically the countdown to Christmas.

[@venus1301]

merry Christmas

[@Yukiruu]

Everyone rise up for the December national anthem

[@bagel_len]

2022 here get ready to blast this on repeat

[@imtired7865]

Someone drank cheap drinks and got drunk,a couple..probably had to get an abortion (cause you know,baby,shot stork,idk),and Santa gives no fucks about a dead cat...on miku's Christmas...damn

[@curseagent]

Undertale Trash The song is about how the person in the song (and their family) is too poor to have Christmas and they also live in a rather shitty neighborhood

[@jmc7788]

It's that time of year

[@jmc7788]

It’s Christmas again

[@mightytaco123]

I've been coming here every December for the last 10 years. I used to love Christmas because of all the family i got to see again but it's been forever ruined for me... like everything else like always... I don't need Christmas anymore anyways

[@112859342]

my family and i aren't christians so we don't celebrate it. after holidays i listen to my friends talking about how nice it was and i am just like, yeah i spend the days in front of my laptop

[@vonderstroy]

I love theese Nashimoto's songs. But seriously, I just adore them! Finaly some real music out of electric repeatedly tunes.

[@arixly9747]

Christmas in 5 days. That means its time to repeat this song again

[@tiberionjraxiosn9493]

this is what i call despair inducing ;V

[@aufaits3663]

Here for christmas B)

[@cloudhead5610]

i'm going to listen to that in 12 days aka christmas

[@wbrab4475]

I love this.

[@mustachioedsociopath8127]

I thought that the suicide rate was the highest. Due to both the booze and the fact that the lonely people feel even more so...

[@emswaglordsupreme]

Merry Christmas!

[@emswaglordsupreme]

Merry Christmas!

[@烽火狼煙]

なんでこれが急にオススメに…

[@theniconicosamurai]

What if I told you that Christmas is a Pagan holiday?

[@nemootoro2732]

I'm going to play this on Christmas

[@niceday2u]

The first thing I do this Christmas morning? Listen to this song. ALOT.

[@mimmi80009]

Amazing! X3

[@LUCARIOTPIFREAK]

This is my song for this time of year

[@gizellarobles1464]

I laughed when she said merry christmas...

[@Musakcritiq]

Considering what happened some years back, it's a reasonable feeling.

[@Fujiwara-no-Moko]

Ok, it's second year, i'm listening to this on Christmas :|

[@veryveryde4dfurry]

Miku has defrosted again.

[@FuanteinaAi]

'A couple acting happily, making a baby on the side' XD

[@kristin332]

merry christmas

[@TaylorBieber43]

Listening to this on Christmas! :P