Haus is a Chick?! (ft. Haus of Decline)

[@ColdCutsPod]

Guys this is the first time I've had to issue an actual apology but I recognized I made a mistake in the music discussion portion of this video. When we were talking about annoying fast rappers, I listed JID as an example. I've seen all your comments about how bad this take was, thought I was taking crazy pills and realized that I actually had a name mixup, I meant to say Joyner Lucas. I am sorry to all the JID fans who had to endure this unfair and inaccurate criticism on behalf of their GOAT, JID. Please forgive me so we can all grow together as a community. -Beetle

[@timothytosser288]

Beetle apology video when?

[@toasterbread507]

i was fucking terrified

[@MenwithHill]

To appease the woke mob, Cold Cuts adds a token female regular guest.

[@VeinyWombat]

we all know she´s an DEI

[@williamwyckoff]

Just because you have a woman on the podcast now doesn’t mean you’re allowed to start supporting arranged marriage, that segment was incredibly disrespectful.

[@beneroni8345]

Arranged marriages ❌ Arranged marriages for trans women exclusively ✅

[@slashb7836]

​@@beneroni8345state mandated puppygirl wives

[@adrians9997]

Harris putting up a shelf exclusively for his funko pops and different editions of Mein Kampf lmao

[@littlekirby6]

I liked the part where Harris was incredibly respectful. He is such a genuine and caring guy that everybody loves

[@Dilb3rtext]

It was a good episode, I just kinda wish Harris involved himself in the episode more than just loudly yawning every time Haus tried talking

[@littlekirby6]

incredibly disrespectful of Harris to make retching noises whenever Haus talked about gender identity

[@timothytosser288]

Can't believe big online comic made haus a woman

[@timothytosser288]

They made her woke!

[@queenmari82]

Always raining here enjoyer? Fellow yaoi connoisseur?

[@timothytosser288]

@@queenmari82 yes

[@mogscugg2639]

NO COLD CUTS HAS COOTIES NOW

[@veneroso3337]

Estrogen is a hell of a drug. Zach will be thirsting soon.

[@veneroso3337]

Also she's so happy!

[@etasjo]

i had to go to rehab because of it

[@liamfritz8290]

Great episode, I didn't like the part where Harris insisted on showing Haus "What Is a Woman?" while angrily shouting her down with "ADULT HUMAN FEMALE" whenever she tried to explain herself, but it was a good break from his rants about the groundbreaking cinematography in Birth of a Nation I guess

[@FishSticker]

It was really weird that Harris insisted on referring to Haus as "them" and sometimes even "it" Luckily Zach was there to defend our queen

[@VeinyWombat]

I have been wondering for a while, why he refers to women as "it" so often

[@Turisteiro291]

Trans affirmative misogyny, But fr Haus said she ain't gonna be changing pronouns until she starts her transition

[@FishSticker]

@@Turisteiro291 then why are you saying she?

[@Anton-wk8lv]

We get it, Vaush is not allowed to be on the podcast again until he comes out as trans. Cruel tactic, yet totally understandable.

[@FishSticker]

Just walked out of the new Ghostbusters movie and got this notification, it was a pretty good movie. Also good for Haus, we Stan a comic queen

[@openBalop]

Harris listened to Enemy by imagine dragons and came to the conclusion that JID is equivalent to hopsin HELP

[@frankcastlefan]

I just started transitioning, myself. I believe you. Good luck, Blaus

[@VeinyWombat]

Fave guest!!!

[@AR0ACE]

Considering this is about haus coming out, its weird that Harris kept going about black crime statistics...

[@IladRodavlas]

Every few weeks I think about how Haus replaced Steven Crowder on Arthur and every time it gets better. Love listening to your podcasts guys.

[@bingusbongus9807]

dont care call me up when vaush finally transitions and comes on the podcast, then ill be impressed

[@ellie1903]

The Toronto accent 😭😂

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

congratulations to Blaus of Decline for her coming out! :) fantastic episode, although idk what Harris was on about when he looked straight at the camera and said "modgniK siH retne lliw snehtaeh uoy fo enon dna emoc lliw tnemegduj fo yad ehT"

[@JoseRS1186]

I wasn't expecting the Fantano³ Podcast I give this episode a Light 7 Haus of Decline forever

[@SillyGooseProduction]

Hell yeah new babe

[@bingusbongus9807]

new babe just droped

[@60sRockfan1995]

The Vaush censor lol.

[@xxCreeplyxx]

Zach pulling out the grooby hoodie for the occasion

[@beneroni8345]

Really disappointed that Harris wouldn't acknowledge her pronouns and always side stepped the issue...while also insisting she make them sandwiches. Other than that sick episode!

[@joshuawild9395]

Yeah not sure if Zach really needed to spend 10 minutes arguing against trans women being in women's sports

[@beneroni8345]

​@@joshuawild9395I'm just sorry for Haus standing they're t posing...

[@slashb7836]

​@@beneroni8345E posing, you bigot!

[@wumbojet]

They hearted this, it means it's true

[@beneroni8345]

@@wumbojet lmao it's canon add it to the wiki

[@big_yoshi_13]

glad to see harris remembering the GOAT politikz with a z at 30:37

[@ademolad7215]

very cool and enjoyable podcast. JID take is unacceptable, however

[@VeinyWombat]

Søren Kierkegaard? A Dane?! Based!

[@Paige-e4m]

that DEI sun comic had me on my ass

[@joosh4159]

I dont think JIDs thing is rapping fast tbh

[@etasjo]

zachs next

[@bingusbongus9807]

wait "next"? i thought zach transitioned 40 years ago and thats why her bazongazas were so booboshous

[@realwizardbroadcast]

I literally left Twitter and next thing I know, Haus is a chick

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Congratulations Haus!!! :>

[@paulodaulo8750]

I really wanna be happy for house but I cannot get over this atrocious Jid. Easily number one worst cold cuts take to date

[@Anjerz]

Hell yeah Haus, trans rights!

[@thatoneguy24530]

very gently recommending that Harris give jid a second try (or at least a first try)

[@slashb7836]

Calling it for Vaush next.

[@dogearflopper7011]

mfw I'm looking for the Ding in the Ding an Sich but the Ding is me

[@blainethepaine]

L JID take beet. listen to off deez

[@zorantaylor3190]

I'm so disappointed, not only did I think I came up with "Blaus Of Decline" earlier today, I even made fanart of it. Turns out that pun is two weeks old.

[@peggy237]

Yayyy!!!

[@beneroni8345]

Interesting how Harris uses any excuse to bring up stonetoss 🤔🤔🤔🧐 curious.

[@pilorj4444]

thanks for reminding me of the british lads hitting each others with a chair vid, i think that video actually made me gay when i first saw it

[@ValentineEden]

she

[@ellie1903]

You guys are gonna have to learn about the girl things 🤮🤢…like um makeup, periods? Idk

[@ghostypheus]

throwing jid in as a "gimmicky fast rapper" is such a reach and the most controversial thing about this episode.

[@ellie1903]

I haven’t gotten to this but if this is true than this the first instance of actual racism and I’m UNSUBBING RN white pippo talking about rap: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS also jid a goat

[@ellie1903]

ok got to that part and they are almost correct about everything except the busta rhymes bit 😂😭

[@ethane.7364]

The JID take is one the worst things I've heard in my life, you clearly did not give him a fair shot or didn't listen to the right songs lmao

[@m.f.3347]

he clarifies in a later episode he meant to say Joyner Lucas