Have I Got a Bit More News for You S56 E7. Nov 27 2018

[@Kate-lk6tw]

I love Andy Hamilton to the moon and back.

[@usercarefree44]

I like him too. Always a good show with Andy there...and David Mitchell.😊

[@joantaylor7117]

Yes, big thanks. Rewatching as there are always great bits I missed first go round.

[@pierrebuffiere5923]

Amazing how much of this turned out to be true a couple of years later...... Loved it!

[@jonathaneffemey944]

Thanks for posting

[@DanDownunda8888]

Guðni Th. Jóhannesson was at a school when he was asked if he liked pineapple on pizza. He jokingly said no and that it should be banned. The local tabloid press made it out that he said he was going to ban it. Afterwards he did say that he could not ban it and that he was glad that he couldn't. A free press is a wonderful thing, sort of.

[@staninjapan07]

With many thanks from Japan. I look forward to this, Q.I. and Mock The Week every week.

[@suchanhachan]

Please allow me to second that from my little corner of Japan. Over the past couple of years I've discovered these great shows, plus The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything, 8 Out Of Ten Cats, 8 Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown, Frankie Boyle's New World Order, Would I Lie To You?, etc...I haven't seen American TV in a long time, but I'm pretty sure the only shows worth watching are some of the late-night shows, with John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, Trevor Noah, etc...Thank you ViVaHD and KZbin!!

[@TheJunMan]

I'm in Japan too!! I love watching QI, I've watched each episode so many times...I like to have it on in the background. Now, I've moved onto this.

[@flgbanjo]

If David is hosting a show, I'm watching!

[@peterfromgw4615]

“Pineapple on pizza”..... Yes, it’s a great Aussie topping!!!!!! Best wishes from Australia.

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Love this show .❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pallipdrsn0]

That pizza issue is another example of the media taking things way out of proportion. The president was visiting a high school in February 2017 when he was asked about his opinion about pineapple as a topping on pizza and he simply claimed he didn't like it and if he could he would ban it. Basically, trying to score a few points with the youngsters because we here in Iceland know the president doesn't have that power - and even if he did, we would ignore it ...and he has also stated that even if he did have such power to ban toppings on pizzas he wouldn't do so. As ludicrous as it sounds, he even apologized in a Canadian radio talk show for his joking comment ...but still, I'm just glad we don't have a moron for President (as the USA has - and we here in Iceland could have, because a self-proclaimed Trump fan ran against our President and only got 8% of the vote).

[@laurahall3094]

You are lucky, you now have the jokes plus a competent Government. Live from Detroit

[@laurahall3094]

Love from Detroit. Not sure I'm alive. I think hades froze over due to Trump

[@markscott554]

Milk, bread, onions, cabbage ... DAMN IT! Forgot the bloody grenades again!

[@merlindouglass3949]

Thank you SO much. I love this show!

[@JanisTodd]

Thank you for sharing.

[@AllIsWellaus]

Cheers. I needed a giggle.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

Oh, god, Paul on the gecko. I nearly peed I laughed so hard. 👏👏👏

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

THanks.

[@jonkiparsky7369]

25:04 - David's face is wonderful here...

[@kymmytha]

They're not ovaries, they're not ears, they're very obviously uteruses. Weird that not one of 5 adults thought to point that out.

[@artemisstrong5113]

The sculptures all include ovaries. Someone did mention "ears", and the ovaries did look a bit like the ears on a jug. But you're right, any sensible person would describe these as sculptures of uteruses. Unless it's the ovaries that are objectionable for some cultural reason?

[@steeltrap3800]

@@artemisstrong5113 They're probably objecting to modern science.

[@rhythmictiger]

"Men have ruined politics"... As a woman I can tell you we've been quite good at cocking it up too! Edit. P.s. I liked Deborah but I did think some of her comments were OTT.

[@mikeyb8040]

It seems being a woman is her only talking point. I bet she doesn't get invited to a lot of parties lol

[@steeltrap3800]

Interesting she didn't object to the BBC presuming a woman ought not be able to show as much cleavage as they want. Funny how many feminist positions seem to deprive women of any individual agency. She was singularly unfunny for the majority of the show; can't imagine why she's not been on more often, lol.

[@dm0065]

Same story whenever they have a feminist on any panel show. They constantly try to shoehorn their sophomoric politics into the parlor game their meant to be playing and it's always death.

[@eiaboca1]

@@dm0065 That's not true or fair. One poor showing or guest panelist and it's always 'all of them'

[@dm0065]

@@eiaboca1 ok, maybe I missed a successful feminist appearance on a panel show. Can you point me to one?

[@SuzetteGrist]

Actually, Bathurst. Eastern Cape, SA has the same giant pineapple as Brisbane. Both huge pine growing areas. FYI

[@Bravemouth2]

Wikileaks weirdo? I love how we made the guy who let us into the dirty side of government, the bad guy…

[@markloveless1001]

Had to check what a Mars bar was, just to be sure. Here in the U.S. it is known as the Milky Way bar, I thought I remembered there being a difference. You know, like Boot vs Trunk, Pants (underwear) vs. Pants (called trousers over there), jelly vs Jell-O, aluminium vs aluminum, that kind of thing.

[@lindahart6049]

At 32:30, the man to Trump's left is (outgoing) California Governor Jerry Brown, who has been a very vocal critic of Trump.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

This is fun to watch in 2023.

[@DanGolag]

Goddamn that Madame Tussaud's idea would be a hell of a money maker if they implemented it.

[@stannousflouride8372]

Add on interchangeable heads and you could franchise it to the rest of the world.

[@DanGolag]

I was imagining an entire museum of past and present world leaders you could kick in the fork. Of course the lower body would have to be made out of something more durable than wax, but you could still maintain the integrity of the trademark with waxwork heads and torsos. You could also rent out steel toed shoes to augment the experience. or even sell them as mementos.

[@RIXRADvidz]

you know what I like best? the slide on the play-bar on the bottom of the screen, you can skip what you don't want to watch and even hit the mute button, too!

[@exessex3522]

I often use the left arrow to skip back 5 or 10 seconds to hear some witticism again or to check I heard right etc. I use the right arrow to skip forward past people I don't want to hear (none in this episode).

[@Gunni1972]

it was "Rake america great again" week

[@LughSummerson]

_P-ham-olives And-capers-on_ a double stuffed crust.

[@granthurlburt4062]

"Men have been in charge of everything, and it's all awful". "Well reasoned. There are lots of terrific female guests. Too bad about this

[@jeannieK1117]

Wonder if Paul and Andy conferred when choosing their shirts ;)

[@thisravenhasflown010]

And then came Boris, Liz and now Rishi🤣🤣🤣

[@zapfanzapfan]

Ban pineapple on pizza? But eating rotten shark is ok? :-)

[@pallipdrsn0]

To be fair, the president was visiting a high school in February 2017 when he was asked what his opinion was on pineapple as a topping on pizza. He said he was totally against pineapples on pizzas (basically, just stating his personal preference like we all have) and if he could he would ban it (jokingly, because the president of Iceland doesn't have such power). Many tabloids totally took it out of context; so much so the president said even if he would have the power to ban it he would not do so. Sadly, yet another case of the media blowing things way out of proportion.

[@zapfanzapfan]

@@pallipdrsn0 A bit refreshing with a politician taking a firm stance on something, even if it is about pizza toppings :-)

[@RIXRADvidz]

today on ReWatch : DFW. no, not Dallas-Fort Worth. even with the mute button, I just can't.

[@DanyaAnderson]

does paul merton start the week wearing 7 shirts

[@petertaylor4980]

No, six shirts and a three-piece suit.

[@exessex3522]

35:37 Merton applies Mitchell-like analysis to trash a silly story about a gecko. Mitchell's not sure whether to join in or defend the newspaper which printed it.

[@Tia-Marie]

HIGNFY got a shoutout on PMQ today LOL

[@karenneubauer7864]

Those statues are clearly wombs not ovaries! How did noone on the show pick that up? Babies-wombs, eggs-ovaries.

[@BlackKnight03]

Deborah Frances-White really blew he chance of being a recurring guest by using her time to show she had an axe to grind against men. It might be her act, but there were so many other ways she could have tackled it; with sharp wit, like Steph McGovern, roll with the punches, like Victoria Coren Mitchell, or be extremely elegant in making the point like Jo Brand. Deborah sadly, just came off as preachy and whiny. She will not be missed.

[@653j521]

...by you. I like to watch and guess if people will love or hate the guests.

[@MissStephy100]

Can I just say that a lot of people in Australia aren't happy with what the PM said

[@Kowasi]

She did just fine~ The show seems to want to have more female guests on anyway, and she was really intelligent and witty.

[@simac3880]

They are called jokes ol mate. Sounds to me like a poor persecuted man just got triggered.

[@MissStephy100]

Si Mac Quick question, are you talking to me or the OP?

[@damntutin8016]

Guess it's satisfying to whinge and wag one's finger at the world, Lady Frances-White: but you'll never sway anyone with your condescension.

[@Koreviking]

Damn Tutin Triggered?

[@randylucas2458]

31.20... growing up in California I spent two years with the California conservation corps raking the forest in California to prevent forest fires the state of California ended this program because they couldn't afford it

[@SM-yb4dy]

OMFG I can't stop laughing at the goalie being pushed over by the parent!!!!

[@exessex3522]

34:00 The parent successfully pushed the goalie into the path of the shot from the no. 8 but no. 14 snapped up the rebound. The whole sorry mess was caused by an appalling lapse in concentration by the goalie which was rightly punished by a goal to the opposition despite the dad's smart thinking.

[@slatibaadfast]

That Sheila was raised in Australia, and when she dropped the facade she sounded like an Australian. So that accent as an English toff is just crap.

[@ozymandiascakehole3586]

imagine you'd have to say "well I'm a feminist" before every sentence.. that would be exhausting...

[@christophermoore7972]

It’s exhausting to continually hear it!

[@katemcbride8715]

Not an ovary, that's a uterus. Most would recognise it when shown the picture even as anyone could forget the particulars of the story

[@JBSouls]

I... honestly did not expect that story on gay porn. o_o

[@icarusandtherabbit]

You obviously fart while throwing the dart. Therefore making your opponent stand still taking their shot within the epicentre of the guff. Also is ham and pineapple not a pizza in the UK?

[@AanShovon]

oooooooooooooooooooooooh. women dont fart. theressa may is in charge of politics

[@RIXRADvidz]

I"m subscribing to this channel, there are a lot of sensible comments about the sad feminist on the panel. Misery is a Choice. like Veganism, but don't try to make everyone else hate their choices because you hate yours.

[@zaphodsbluecar9518]

Never heard of Deborah Frances-White, but what a dreary whiner...

[@lapponia77]

That's because she isn't as important as she appears to think she is.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Dreary and humourless, certainly...

[@michaelmccarthy9411]

There is no r between Pamela and Anderson

[@treborretsnom6186]

Not a gecko... invasive anole .

[@bradtorville5526]

Those aren't ovaries. That's the womb. Do these people not know anatomy?

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

womb?

[@TesterAnimal1]

It’s the feminist who said it. All others just accepted her word as they’d obviously never seen it.

[@blindwatchmaker2345]

question for Deborah Frances White: Would you like some cheese to go with that whine????

[@kenfowler9409]

If you write your letter on a lap top and mailed it did your lap top fit in the post box?

[@michaelmccarthy9411]

Her name is not Pameler Randerson

[@TesterAnimal1]

What’s wrong with you?

[@michaelmccarthy9411]

@@TesterAnimal1 why is he sticking an extra r between her two names? Just weird.

[@beth12svist]

​@@michaelmccarthy9411 Just British.

[@michaelmccarthy9411]

@@beth12svist the Irish are not British!!

[@beth12svist]

@@michaelmccarthy9411 Where did you get Irish from? David Mitchell's not Irish.

[@bf1255]

Oh man, I get it, you have feminist politics

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

2024-08-18

[@raystaar]

Did I just hear David Mitchell call Julian Assange a nut case? Wow. That's hugely disappointing.

[@laurahall3094]

To be fair he's a Genius nut case

[@vincentmolyneux2103]

Please make her go away

[@exessex3522]

19:27 = Start of darts-flatulence question which lasts 4 mins 10 secs until 23:37. I think I'm not a typical Brit since I don't find flatulence, defecation, urination or regurgitation the slightest bit funny or interesting. I kept pressing the right arrow until I could see they were not talking about these matters any more. It took far too many presses to get past it, far too many...

[@SorendeSelbyBowen]

Lots of Uncomfortable Men decrying Deborah down in the comments. I'm a man, and I thought she was hilarious.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

That's because she was hilarious.

[@granthurlburt4062]

Nothng to do with being uncomfortable. It's tedious.

[@3506Dodge]

Was Deborah Frances-white once a man?

[@CollaterlieSisters]

What part?

[@3506Dodge]

@@CollaterlieSisters Her DNA? That's where sex comes from .

[@Ricimer671]

What do you mean"once"?

[@eiaboca1]

Oh, that poor young woman...you gotta learn to finesse humor, not use a blunt axe. Secondhand embarrassment.

[@nickkkyyy]

What a SAD woman is that Deborah Frances-White! A jokey question about darts turns into a diatribe against men in politics.That was both weird and unintelligent.Noticed who the PM is yet Ms Deborah? One podcast to be avoided like the plague.

[@geoorgeify]

@Matt S the swedes dropped the rape chartge years ago

[@Koreviking]

Matt: Funny how you feel entitled to decide what a woman should be upset about and not.

[@mikeyb2932]

@@Koreviking funny how you keep shoving your lack of comprehension. Funny how you keep asking 'Triggered?', when you are obviously triggered by people writing their opinions. But you are portraying the feminist stance very well.

[@Koreviking]

@@mikeyb2932 You mad, though?

[@mikeyb2932]

@@Koreviking funny how you keep attributing your own feelings to other peoples comments - like the triggered question.

[@simonhawker9277]

yea like women dont fart, grow up

[@mickeyBtsv]

33:10 how does a feminist not know the difference between an ovary and a uterus? In fact I cannot see any ovaries, I see fallopian tubes but no ovaries. It begs to wonder if the pregnancy was a result of IVF as there's no other way a woman would become pregnant without them.

[@meganlee8036]

If you knew anything about anatomy, you would know that those sculptures show the uterus, the fallopian tubes, AND the ovaries. Don't speak on subjects about which you are ignorant.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

Uterine tubes. They haven’t been fallopian since methuselah was a child, so in your middle age.

[@LeofromFreo]

That woman was boring. One tune from her right the way thru. 💤

[@Snarlygraph]

What a horrible woman.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Which one?

[@johonybrawo7434]

Nothing worst than feminist in comedy show ...

[@lapponia77]

She even managed to turn the story about farting at a darts match into a feminist rant. Women presumably don't fart.

[@eiaboca1]

That's a dumb take, and probably one of the reasons there are so many not that funny feminists.

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"

[@christymclaughlin618]

I think k the woman is a feminist

[@benjaminwheatley794]

I like that woman, however, breasts are not sex organs

[@laurahall3094]

They are accurately termed secondary sex organs

[@BunneRabb]

Here's an idea. The people voted to leave the EU and reclaim British sovereignty. Leave.

[@Loki1815]

Do you mean the people WHO voted, ha ha ha, the answer is no! You are in the minority, which means you lost, you are a loser!

[@donrobertson4940]

Yeah we need more women PM's. Like Thatcher and May.

[@kenhymes4900]

I love David Mitchell's work, but this and the Now Show both need to gracefully bow out or bring in some truly new perspectives. The hosts are wasted, they're just reading other people's jokes. The "diversity" is just wealthy and connected white women offering second wave feminist commentary straight out of the 70s. It's boring and regressive on multiple levels.

[@karinbarger9192]

Ken Hymes may I ask why did you watch then? You don't care for this show you say. Or did you randomly come across it and clicked because David Mitchel was on? If so, I agree that he is definitely worth clicking for. I like the show, myself, and hope it keeps on for a long time.

[@granthurlburt4062]

@@karinbarger9192Because in general he loves HIGNFY. One of the best youtube options. But he'd like to give his opinion on how it might be better because he thinks this is getting stale.

[@redchthonic]