Hawk Tuah Girl Won't Survive Prison - Mega64 Podcast

This might blow your mind, but it sounds like the Hawk Tuah bitcoin thing or whatever totally sucks! We talk about them lockin’ that thang up in prison, plus Shawn’s jury duty mishaps, a bigger review of Wicked, and the return of Shakespeare Theater!
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[@stephen1193]

I officially joined the Patreon. I've been watching free content for over a decade. Without Mega64, 64 would just be a regular number and that would be a sad world. So I'm doing my part to keep them around for years to come. Love you guys.

[@codycummins4]

Ok Garrett is back. I don’t have to throw up blood this week. He’s on thin fucking ice though

[@enjoi0555]

Those breakfast tacos better have been worth it.

[@JMoneyMillionaire]

Remember the days when the only hawk we talked about was Tony and Mike?

[@gametones]

Mike Hunt remembers

[@dylanhaugen7875]

That reminds me, has anyone heard from Hugh Mungus lately?

[@Thompson51]

Don't know about T&M, but my one and only Hawk is the deputy in Twin Peaks 🙂

[@rhenevers5229]

0:00 Haley Welsh legal troubles 3:00 Crypto currency 7:25 Theme Song by BarXMusic 7:48 Karl Strauss sponser. Code GC64 10:40 Haley Welsh discussion continued 22:24 Collectibles and grading 28:52 Shawn's Jury Duty 39:40 Perfume and cologne

[@hellsapoppin9326]

Nice 1/2 a job u did there

[@AlastorL5]

If Shawn ever stops doing Mega64 he should try to pitch a spiritual successor to Curb Your Enthusiasm based on his life experiences

[@mr.exposition]

Love the boys' assurance and acknowledgment of Rocco and his zingers

[@jjtime_]

THROW AWAY THE KEY TO THE LOCK TUAH

[@doompastrydawnofanewb]

Goddamn it.

[@deathstr1ker6666]

she's gonna have tuah answer to the law tuah

[@hovenchamp]

Solid

[@Mike-yu4gq]

This comment is comedic gold.

[@vashthegreat2000]

Never had been apart of Patreon or Discord, but now am. I loved the Mega64ums back in the day, so it's cool to have a spiritual successor now.

[@Graviticus]

The smile on my face when that goofy ass Shakespeare Theater music came on... I miss these bits so much!

[@BEDiffendentia]

The sound of Shakespeare Theater was the sweetest sound I’ve heard all week!

[@Ariia5]

bit coin should be called money 2

[@Ablestract]

Web3 Money3

[@tree4318]

It should be "money 3.0", you don't need to know what 2.0 was because it's all meaningless

[@tree4318]

@@Ablestract damn I should've looked at this before commenting

[@sassytabasco]

Better money

[@911TwoThousandAndFun]

Money Tuah

[@zombiefriend]

Hearing the boys mention the old 64ums makes me feel so old

[@thefriendlynoob7]

7:07 easily one of the top supportive bro moments of 2024

[@PaulMcInnis99]

shawn: well I did go to prison... for a field trip LOL

[@pontiacsuncrest7622]

#shitonthatthang

[@alonsoloera4397]

Shawn’s sense of smell is completely shot because of all the dank, sticky icky he smokes all the time. Why else is he so anxious all the time?

[@DrowzyD]

If Garret's Charizard card is bent in the corner it's probably worth like 12 cents.

[@bdazzle129]

i really love how the podcast has been going past month, it feels like they care more, (i mean nearly losing something will do that to you) i am digging it

[@PatrickCondra-h4u]

Derrick had the type of frantic energy at the start that I've only ever seen from that Hindenburg clip, and yeah she gonna be spittin on all the judicial system

[@CauseAndCatastrophe]

Derrick exploding out the gate guarantees a good podcast episode. All Mega64 fantasy league players know this.

[@PatrickCondra-h4u]

@@CauseAndCatastrophe when I see a high octane Derrick and a good theme song segue, I know the episode is gonna be a stone cold lock

[@willthered9385]

​@@CauseAndCatastropheI got Kevin as my flex and then he got injured!?! FML might have to pick up Rachel off the waiver wire

[@willthered9385]

​@@CauseAndCatastropheKobe Bryant joke all timer

[@Jacob-em8mn]

Yall are joking, but I lost everything

[@Kevin-VP]

Rocco is NOT ANGRY

[@starbitnaut]

"hawking on so many tuahs" is going to be in my vernacular now, thank you derrick

[@stephen1193]

You guys have the best podcast. Thank you for helping me get through my workday. Next up, PPS.

[@mirr0rmask341]

This was the best podcast in recent memory, keep it up boyz

[@kyleharris346]

“Ignorance is not a legal defense against crime” - moo deng

[@jmarkiew]

Shawns Required Reading: 1. Pick-Me Girl: The term pick-me girl refers to a woman who seeks male approval, often at the expense of other women. This behavior is driven by a desire to be chosen, noticed, or valued, much like a child craving attention. The concept highlights a pattern of seeking validation through actions or attitudes aimed at appealing to men. The term has been in use since at least 2016. 2. Holding Space: Holding space means being present for someone or a group, especially during difficult times. It involves showing up without judgment, offering support, and creating an environment where the person feels safe and supported. This practice emphasizes empathy, understanding, and emotional availability.

[@RattAndMouse]

Poque Tuah

[@eyes_of_mako]

Only Garrett can somehow sound thirsty and platonic while complimenting a girl 😂

[@ch3rri]

14:05 moo deng coin and hawk tuah coin got me feeling like hayao miyazaki with his hands on his head

[@Edmitsu]

Shawn I didn’t noticed your eyes were shut in the photo till you said something. That whole part had me in tears.

[@bobbypadlock]

lock her up

[@Abszilla51]

Wild jabroni jumpscare

[@abzdeft]

46:36 garret with the alley-oop

[@ilovemuffins1337]

Derrick completely misreading galinda lmao Yeah she sucks, the whole concept of Wicked is flipping the "wicked witch of the west" on its head. Galinda is a vain person devoted to the social status quo and alpheba is challenging it. These are surface level themes.

[@YOjeremyRaps]

We glanced over Shawn’s TnA coin bit way too quickly

[@TMoneyOG]

I was SCREAMING when Shawn started telling the story of him trying to fix the tv

[@jmchief1578]

Johnny, Morrissey's sexy church fragrance was probably Comme Des Garcon Avignon. That was his signature for a while.

[@MySecretSpyPlan]

can also confirm, i use this as my daily it’s so good.

[@TimeFlux1089]

Thank you for the blessing of the Theatre

[@RonaldMacK]

Rocco is kind of on the nose when it comes to the value of lobsters. 50-100 years ago (and further still) in places where lobsters were abundant they were looked upon as food for poor people, because they were bottom-feeders and were considered unclean, etc. The fact that they were delicious was irrelevant, they were considered low-class. However, lobsters are also more difficult to transport than other fish, even today but especially so back then; they begin to decompose extremely quickly upon death and become unfit and unsafe to eat. So it was very difficult to get live lobsters from, say, Nova Scotia or Maine, to places like Chicago. Which made it very expensive, as it usually involved expediated shipping (express trains, non-stop trucking, even airplanes), putting on ice or special tanks (expensive and prone to failure), and whatever lobsters did survive had to be sold at a price that also covered all the ones that hadn't made it. So it was still a food that was a status symbol - whether a negative or positive one depended on how far you were from the ocean. NFTs and Crypto have literally no value, however. NFTs only serve to be something for people to spend their crypto on in an effort to draw new people in so whales have someone to sell their coins to, otherwise all you can do with it is buy other crypto currencies (or get involved with the mob).

[@amigospeaker]

Johnny hates Jazz but loves wearing Jazz Club. Who knew?

[@El-Burrito]

I haven't bought anything yet, but if I buy Tenga is cause of you guys and I hope the Tenga sponsor spots come back eventually

[@Spoonky92]

Let's get some Kingcobrajfs food hacks for Christmas cast. Like the hot cheeto Mac and cheese.

[@kilgoretrout8896]

Holy shit seconding this. They gotta get some used motor oil to make some fries

[@ADIAPHAGOS]

New favorite podcast ending, Rocco was NOT MAD

[@WailingSprings]

Can I just say, I saw Wicked the musical earlier this year, and part 2 will certainly not be better than the first

[@sumguy3687]

1917 hit exactly when Covid did, at the end of 2019. I remember the last 2 movies I saw before the theaters, & everything shut down for Covid. It was Sonic the Hedgehog, & 1917. & for a year, thoese posters stayed up and got sun bleached

[@Targüs42]

Great episode boys.

[@gg4935]

so excited for christmas cast 2024

[@tomhigashikata6184]

Golden podcast intro

[@Xydako]

Mega64’s cryptocurrency should have been called “themesong”

[@RealFrozenMonkey]

The boy who cried “Switch 2”

[@InfinityMayo]

That intro with crypto names was great, honestly this episode was a lot of fun. Good podcast episode before the Christmas cast

[@dairypop4000]

The "buy my silence" model will save Mega64

[@Oreogamerboy26]

Derrick reasons not liking Glinda is funny because that’s the whole point of that character. Yeah she is narcissistic and you’re not suppose to like her. Popularity and the need to be loved by all is her whole personality. She’s the good witch because she’s the most popular person but will not do anything offensive like challenge those in power who are doing wrong. Elphaba is the hero of the movie not Glinda.

[@KnobberProductions]

Rocco is angry at Hawk Tuah? I laughed

[@Evil_Narwhal]

Shawn is always the oblivious one

[@rhenevers5229]

It was more painful more-so than usual this episode with how out of touch he seemed.

[@Hansjakopp]

It's A Man's Man's Man's World, Hawk Tuah.

[@snobrder4evr]

Google still says Milla Jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson are still married?

[@SonofEmhak]

Yeah lobsters used to be considered as like peasant cuisine.

[@Ablestract]

They used to boil it and serve it to prisoners as slop

[@PatrickCondra-h4u]

to be fair, food safety back in the day was probably more of a suggestion, and eating bad lobster is probably near the top of my list of things i'd rather not do

[@arcanefox3791]

Oh fuck yeah Shakespeare theater!

[@uahpfoswiehnornp09svhaHNSd9]

I'm with main guy on this one.

[@scoobysnacks3456]

Yucka Pucka Coin

[@PixelofTime]

KZbin covering video at the end blocking the dear angels is peak youtube

[@vm4127]

this was such a good episode of the podcast

[@ScottyMo]

59:09 - Hot Frosty rebuttal

[@ricghastly6339]

You gotta spit on those fans!

[@eye-of-omega]

The cliffhanger edward randy is the best indiana jones game

[@learntodrivenow]

That edit was unreallll

[@Valmillions]

Rocco should Talk Tuah therapist about how much he hates that girl

[@WCAL_Dinobull]

He doesn’t hate her he was just making a statement!

[@dalilbaby4238]

If Johnny is talking about Jazz Club cologne from Maison Margiela, then that's a very nice scent.

[@windsnexus9064]

Mega64 is playin on my telly

[@pppppffffffmmmmmmmnn]

I tried to figure out how to mine bitcoin shortly after it became a thing but I was too dumb to get the programs to work correctly. Sad

[@MartinRadio2]

banger opening

[@winkelfilms]

Talk Tuah lawyer got me

[@jkreincarnation]

Whoa Derrick, was that an Ananta plug? That was random and the last thing I'd expect Derrick to recommend lmfao

[@toasterdudel8080]

64 bitcoin was great Shyean!

[@WCAL_Dinobull]

This one rocked

[@Mika-Fresh]

Wow, this is the least unhinged I’ve ever seen Derek.

[@ryanhastie7693]

Hot Frosty has an 81 on Rotten Tomatoes, Derrick. Checkmate.

[@spidergirl8752]

Paul WS Anderson and Milla Jovovich are not divorced. They are still very much together.

[@basedcommodore]

MEGA COIN

[@yuenakagawa]

UNSUBBED SO glad Shakespeare Theatre returned

[@DragonWizdom]

@43:39 I love that scent too. My ex used to wear it. I walked past an old lady wearing it and was able to identify it immediately. She wasn’t surprised that I knew it either 😅

[@sardarkang]

What an ending oh my goodness

[@iFish12]

I love Leo Laporte!

[@thweetiebird]

Will Tommy Tallarico survive prison?

[@iamvfx]

4:56 Roccocoin. It gotta be Roccocoin.

[@CheefChaos]

53:32 This generation was about PC console merging and Fast loading times

[@Satur9Sway]

GTA VI and Death Stranding 2 are both current gen only, anyone still on PS4 will have to make the jump in 2025

[@JMadLabs]

Criminal

[@sassytabasco]

I thought the crypto market bottomed out? "I lost my life savings overnight because I thought a meme was funny" seems like such a 2018 problem.

[@pencilforge]

I wont spoil Wicked. But imagine if you could never cry in your entire life because you would explode. or shower

[@ToomeyVision]

ROTTEN TACO MEAT

[@InternetSlumlord]

Sent a DM to Trump. He'll pardon our girl!

[@MySecretSpyPlan]

damn johnny with the margiela?????

[@tree4318]

Her name being 1 letter off from Hailey is mildly infuriating

[@lg5361]

I would buy marcus coin ... soooonnnn

[@087Alfred]

I’m a big M64 fan but I lost my life savings on DollarCoin

[@javelinman7]

The Podcast ending feels like a Podcast beginning. Am I dumb?

[@DoflamingoSnailPhone]

I don't know if I’ve ever agreed with Rocco on something more than Hawk girl and her whole situation. There are so many creatives out there. So many smart, creative and amazing female creators, struggling to find success in this world. Why are we as a society boosting the girl known solely for a joke about oral so much? What does she actually bring that’s of value to the world to allow her to be so famous? To have a show where she reaches such a large audience? Why are we allowing a younger generation to be influenced by someone like this when they could be taking in someone of actual value into their lives? Instead of putting smart and creative people in the spotlight to help influence people and make a positive effect on their lives, we brought the spotlight to an ignorant and talentless person that brings virtually nothing good to society. Someone that doesn't even care about ruining the lives of other people, including her own fans. I love Shawn, but I don't understand him making excuses for her. Everything she’s done has been a cash grab. The Hawk Tuah merchandise, the Talk Tuah podcast, the AI based dating advice app Pookie Tools, etc. Even if her team did have involvement, I’m not convinced that she wasn't complicit in the crypto scam. She’s a grifter at the least and a criminal con artist at the worst. Chase the bag mentality is a toxic thing to say to just anyone. We don't need more grifters, con artists and generally awful people chasing the bag. Especially in a world run by some of the richest and scummiest people that don't really give a damn about the Earth or the people on it. Hailey Welch can go away. People gave her attention and let her be famous even when it was clear to most that she shouldn't be. We don't need people like her. We as a society need to do a better job with who we allow to be famous. A group like Mega64 deserves that kind of fame and success. She doesn't.

[@chalie091892]

Maybe if you post this a 4th time it’ll stick

[@DoflamingoSnailPhone]

​​@@chalie091892 Only posted it once on here and once on another site. Nice try though.

[@SteffensNeil]

Every time I consider moving to California, I have to remember the stories these guys have in movie theaters. I go to at least one movie per week and have never experienced the heinous shit they always seem to run into.

[@maxxmittelstadt4798]

They made Dune in 2 parts & I'm never gonna see part 2. Part 1 of Dune was too dry and boring.