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@riverbandit21382 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if this is real or fake, if it’s fake he did an amazing job.
@lal60052 жыл бұрын
if its real, then the fish did am amazing job
@rohithp52012 жыл бұрын
@@lal6005 💀💀😭
@smokedcaramel38182 жыл бұрын
It's a copypasta
@strider_hiryu8502 жыл бұрын
@@lal6005 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYuneJWYmt2sqbc
@ASingleSpaghetti2 жыл бұрын
"I don't even like fish food that much. I prefer steaks medium-rare."
@aidinexmachina42322 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this guy said all of this without cracking up
@maikalnait86042 жыл бұрын
That means it's a true story
@c.a.marsupial.12822 жыл бұрын
He's brilliant.
@xue.0w02 жыл бұрын
Dude still sounds emotional talking about that fish-
@zacccdp72862 жыл бұрын
Which really worries me
@okok56932 жыл бұрын
+++++
@Halbairn2 жыл бұрын
It's like The Deep confessing his first sex escapade... with a fish.
@raxsand22972 жыл бұрын
he prefers octopussy
@anuspajamas61052 жыл бұрын
The Boys
@gustavosousa89662 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that
@gustavofring97692 жыл бұрын
Ambrosia's friend
@tacticalpacklimbo1292 жыл бұрын
Cares more about fish than his job
@3spokes2 жыл бұрын
I could’ve gone through my life without listening to this story
@phir92552 жыл бұрын
It was your fate to listen to this story
@cryptid_cactus2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a clickbait...it’s not, for once it’s not 🌚 why this one out of all videos
@BigBodyBiggolo2 жыл бұрын
Hah! I actually pressed pause at 0:18 and reading the comments i dont regret it
@user-qn2ey6gk4m2 жыл бұрын
Everything happens for a reason 😍 next time you're eating fish, think about this
@dolphinswilltakeover2 жыл бұрын
@@BigBodyBiggolo I want what u have
@zeevon99072 жыл бұрын
Somebody tell this dude there's plenty of fish in the sea
@nannz.72662 жыл бұрын
But don't forget that fish was his first love. 🤣 🤣
@binjeisharkman2 жыл бұрын
nobody tell him that, nobody tell him that
@fazehank53112 жыл бұрын
No don't please don't
@ren2007582 жыл бұрын
Do you like fish stick?
@blekblek902 жыл бұрын
You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this. "Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again." "I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@defiantgoon40612 жыл бұрын
At least he likes his steak medium rare
@catgrannyan73002 жыл бұрын
Thank you, it cleared my soul XD
@haoo22882 жыл бұрын
but dat steak seems to be juicyy isn't it 😈
@nannz.72662 жыл бұрын
Yes. 🤣
@ponalvsiki22542 жыл бұрын
I like sushi.
@lyl14ghost2 жыл бұрын
Well he isn't a total monster.
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan2 жыл бұрын
This guy took "Fish are friends not food" to a whole new level 😂
@user-nh4ss7it8t2 жыл бұрын
而是砲友友
@StCharlos2 жыл бұрын
Friends with benefits😵💫
@adenpun2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh4ss7it8t lol
@flyingbanana12752 жыл бұрын
fish with benefits?🙃
@ichijou_raku1592 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh4ss7it8t 是炮
@DulyDullahan2 жыл бұрын
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
@sol.-ie4ok4 ай бұрын
They are amazing
@daibreak10522 жыл бұрын
......I don't think I bought the right copy of Finding Nemo
@dungchicken8782 жыл бұрын
This might be the TRUE copy:))
@silentnight14842 жыл бұрын
Nah it just The Bad Ending of Finding Nemo: Deleted Footage.
@fireflymiesumae2 жыл бұрын
💀
@Cluxystardom2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Khan-_-Art1st2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you got Grinding Nemo
@shachino93892 жыл бұрын
At this point, the quote "there's a plenty of fish on the sea" has a double meaning now
@mcgrill112 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@thesauceman91322 жыл бұрын
1:54 shoutout to twitch user SmexyFish for saying "I AM NOT SAFE HERE"
@calamitywayblight47522 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@datankz24982 жыл бұрын
This was a wave of emotions, I firstly took it with a straight face, chuckled a little, then lost it. I am now crying in the corner afterwards.
@c.a.marsupial.12822 жыл бұрын
It's been 5 minutes after I listened and I'm still laughing.
@tienat49142 жыл бұрын
good job algorithm, now I can't sleep peacefully
@qjyasuo50222 жыл бұрын
hi từ fb =))
@TamThan4ever2 жыл бұрын
@@qjyasuo5022 bạn từ vina cursed images hay từ đâu ạ ?
@thaibinhloc63382 жыл бұрын
Ghiền lắmn
@tuanhung18622 жыл бұрын
*without the fish
@A1VXZC1ZXCZX12 жыл бұрын
Mình từ RVN nha
@angngocminh38302 жыл бұрын
she did a great job holding it such facial expressions =)))
@tomyamate95642 жыл бұрын
:))
@karamelapple80072 жыл бұрын
That's a woman is it?
@allxuyree2 жыл бұрын
@@karamelapple8007 yes
@muhammadHassan-kj1jy2 жыл бұрын
@@karamelapple8007 Im reacting like that Jon Bernthal crying meme
@nc-jadesoulkitsunemv65702 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
@grugthecaveman45652 жыл бұрын
Do you ever think in real confessions the priest just eventually says, “Dude, what the fuck?”
@silvius64162 жыл бұрын
well the priest most probably raped a little boy before, so...dont think so
@jakethedog72372 жыл бұрын
I hope so shits funny
@yaminokitsune40872 жыл бұрын
she looks like she's praying through the whole story XD
@billschool87852 жыл бұрын
I am from Vietnam and the story of this fish has spread and it is an obsession for us
@churiac32 жыл бұрын
same
@edophuc22162 жыл бұрын
Damn
@imlemon30522 жыл бұрын
Hi guys
@NoName-rs9ni2 жыл бұрын
Cười ẻ 😂
@thaiduong06232 жыл бұрын
yo
@MrTakadatsu2 жыл бұрын
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
@RetroPlus2 жыл бұрын
I love a good wholesome story
@user-qn2ey6gk4m2 жыл бұрын
Same 🥰 I sent this to my grandma
@Eurospezial2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited. #fishrightsarehumanrights
@locpham74712 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@ThienLe-vz7dq2 жыл бұрын
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion. #fishrightsarehumanright
@Loudshark_2 жыл бұрын
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
@highbornpig22292 жыл бұрын
@@Loudshark_ nah bro that fish got me actin some kinda way
@binjeisharkman2 жыл бұрын
dear God do I hope this is a troll
@Notoriouszero2 жыл бұрын
Now THIS.... this is quality content. I was dying trying not to laugh on break at work.
"You're not a fish - how do you know what fish enjoy?" --- Hui Shi, Famous ancient Chinese philosopher
@user-mv8bw6ig3g2 жыл бұрын
well, that's Zhuangzi who said that
@jiansong30772 жыл бұрын
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g nah ug I looked it up, Zhuangzi is the butterfly guy
@user-mv8bw6ig3g2 жыл бұрын
@@jiansong3077 Oh, I mess it up, thanks for telling me. and the meme make me cannot stop laughing while see that line again. 😂
@jiansong30772 жыл бұрын
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g makes you wonder how wild our ancestors can get am I right?
@user-mv8bw6ig3g2 жыл бұрын
@@jiansong3077 They aren't that weird, but this accident makes it seem different if you see this video.
@huyanhpham47342 жыл бұрын
look like she is the most patient person that still try to hear that story:)
@chauphamnguyenbao35582 жыл бұрын
Này là vid của cổ luôn mà bạn :))
@huyanhpham47342 жыл бұрын
@@chauphamnguyenbao3558 cổ quá đào lên thành trend:)))
@myavatarisadeadmeme93282 жыл бұрын
Man takes the statement "if there's a hole there's a way" differently
@gravy79442 жыл бұрын
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
@HinnerkHesse2 жыл бұрын
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
@user-xu1ru1nu3y2 жыл бұрын
its a joke dumbass, nerd🤓
@donovanfaust32272 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
@lt38802 жыл бұрын
its fake dude
@abysswatcher49072 жыл бұрын
It's a sad world. We don't know if anything is ironic or not.
@HinnerkHesse2 жыл бұрын
@neko cracker An attitude like yours is the reason for people to become mentally ill
@FieryEgon Жыл бұрын
From time to time I relisten to this fucking gem of a story, 10/10 will listen again in a few months.
@lucifercon48682 жыл бұрын
the nun did a good job holding it together because i would have laughed somewhere in the middle of of it
@KhoaNguyen-os5zv2 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate how smooth his voice is :3
@elite68482 жыл бұрын
how tf does that matter in this scenario?
@Thunderguy2292 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how bro wasn’t cracking up while telling his story lol
@KittyPikaChu2 жыл бұрын
@@Thunderguy229 probably cause he’s traumatised
@alistergoh97442 жыл бұрын
all thanks to the fish
@jumpvelocity39532 жыл бұрын
@@KittyPikaChu bro you are bound to be removed from the gene pool if you’re traumatized from jacking off with a fish 💀
@Heron.Joseph2 жыл бұрын
Everyone from Taiwan, you are here not because this video pops up on your recommended video... let's admit it, YOU SEARCHED FOR IT.
@maple953772 жыл бұрын
YES.
@kindablessed49912 жыл бұрын
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
@catgrannyan73002 жыл бұрын
Wow you are actually good at keeping calm after hearing such a...
@haiangho61442 жыл бұрын
Nah i’m sure niki would think she would spare that Q guy but Jesus won’t
@QTnameless24012 жыл бұрын
Lmao this change " keep your fish in your pants " to a whole new meaning
@MrFloom2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being reincarnated into that fish
@GoogleAccount07292 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no
@b00mcake2 жыл бұрын
him saying "hello?" at the end broke me, I finally broke
@_.da.nai._63682 жыл бұрын
He said the word fish so many times that it doesn't have a meaning anymore
@No-Name00879 ай бұрын
She looks like she doesnt know whether she wants to laugh, cry or just quit.
@slotzoffuntrue2 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's enough forgiveness in God's heart for this man
@c.a.marsupial.12822 жыл бұрын
I don't agree. He's confessed it so God will forgive him. But I doubt the fish ever will.
@lastword90472 жыл бұрын
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 it's bestiality he's not being forgiven its a major sin lol
@c.a.marsupial.12822 жыл бұрын
@@lastword9047 it's a made up story.
@lastword90472 жыл бұрын
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 obviously
@c.a.marsupial.12822 жыл бұрын
@@lastword9047 ok, your joking, my mistake. Keep well.
@killer49696662 жыл бұрын
You know Niki, congrats in maintaining the composture. Plus now you might think of all the things priests have to hear on a confissionary...
@azazel6112 жыл бұрын
Damn, must be stressful when hearing those confessions.
@Noquan7272 жыл бұрын
Finding nemo: totally another story Real finding nemo:
@_soothsayer_2 жыл бұрын
That "hello?" At the end really completed this clip i feel
@mrgoat37742 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely pulling her leg, but it is a funny story.
@crimsonspade43052 жыл бұрын
You wanna put money on that though?
@just_duc222 жыл бұрын
This dude is a legend 😂😂
@JackyL13142 жыл бұрын
That little ”Hello” at the end💀
@Thoroughly_Wet2 жыл бұрын
What the hell?! This guy had a mini fridge in his room growing up?
@MeloYelo2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! BOURGEOISIE FISHFUCKING BULLSHIT
@andewfusthe3rd2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, the look of uncertainty and terror on her face, occasionally twisting into confused laughter then disgust and pity
@Probe_THC2 жыл бұрын
1:54 That "SmexyFish" guy in the chat took this vid to a new level.
@sarahyano__2 жыл бұрын
Here's Taiwan. This has been a great meme recently Thank you and thanks this fish boy 🐟 (我是台灣人,這已經變成我們的迷因了,謝謝妳和這位魚兄)
@speak.Mandarin2 жыл бұрын
@台灣民國球 用魚?..
@hanchisun61642 жыл бұрын
there is an old Chinese saying by Zhuang tze: "you are not fish, how do you know if the fish was not happy?" 子非鱼,安知鱼之乐--《庄子》
@jh_box2 жыл бұрын
That "Hello?" at the end was just perfect🤣
@IBigDickI2 жыл бұрын
"There's no fish related stuff, nothing." Sir, may I introduce you to the world of Zora r34?
@historiespiston97362 жыл бұрын
This is by far the most oddly specific and completely random fucking thing my ears have ever been cursed to hear.
@GearlessJoe02 жыл бұрын
This is the consequence of giving your kid a mini fridge
@Phenixzero2 жыл бұрын
Sister clearly holding her laugh so hard!
@nguyenchuongvo13242 жыл бұрын
A video full of quality. Wish you success in the future
@pumpkin_soup37102 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wish God would take away my ability to hear
@Whatever-xu3np2 жыл бұрын
you... 😂 made my day
@OnceUponKid2 жыл бұрын
me too bro.
@venoxidegaming14322 жыл бұрын
The hello at the end killed me xD
@MelzyB974 ай бұрын
‘It’s not my fish. My friend gave it to me.’ 🤣🤣
@TheBenghaziRabbit2 жыл бұрын
From scary to this. What a revolution!
@PsyWalks2 жыл бұрын
Your try not to laugh skills are amazing
@drezz97662 жыл бұрын
It's a terrible day to have the ability to hear.
@goblineater4942 жыл бұрын
This did psychic damage to me.
@forbbiddenn2 жыл бұрын
Her face duringn the story its pure gold
@anamggss2 жыл бұрын
I would like to imagine him going directly to a church after this and confessing the same thing, the same way to the priest
@kippug22602 жыл бұрын
That "Hello?" at the end.. Legit! 100%
@Gurtington2 жыл бұрын
tthe "Hello?" to make sure you were still there felt so pitiful :( Lmfao
@Jonas-qg6jw2 жыл бұрын
This is one of these "too weird to not be true stories"
@h-01342 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Vietnam appears out of nowhere: That fish story is the meme now. Edit: Omg how from a normal comment and now it's turning into a warzone... I really don't expect that the issues were going so badly just because of the meme. :/
@catgrannyan73002 жыл бұрын
Oh please they are the cringey kids from our country
@cazelle_pie53702 жыл бұрын
Yeah ignore those kids,they thought that it was cool
@anhsangcuavutru50392 жыл бұрын
yes we think this is cool meme
@longvo57782 жыл бұрын
Yeah our genZ kids pretty lame if you ask me
@cazelle_pie53702 жыл бұрын
@@anhsangcuavutru5039 cool?more like overused to dead and beating the dead horse from America to fucking China 💀
@yukitakeru47192 жыл бұрын
the fact that this video was uploaded on my birthday makes me wanna cry
@josephputinch30902 жыл бұрын
at least he took responsibility, what a great man
@mamamary22722 жыл бұрын
normal confession: i read r34 of jesus That one guy: I came on my.... Friends dog
@degiguess2 жыл бұрын
this felt like it lasted 4 hours
@MrGirthzilla2 жыл бұрын
THE FUCKING HELLO AT THE END.
@goatsfluff2 жыл бұрын
This is perfection XD It had me ugly laughing. Thank you! The ending too. F for fish!
@Muppet3232 жыл бұрын
Having the first time be like: Girlfriend: What was the best feeling you´ve had In your live? Friend: a fish
@Muppet3232 жыл бұрын
1 Like = 1 Fish
@gingerguy45322 жыл бұрын
She should of said well there’s still plenty of fish in the sea 😂
@coffeepot31232 жыл бұрын
When the 4chan hermit who's been gone for years finally reappear.
@samchongjingxian2811 Жыл бұрын
The final word "Hello" just another level of humour, hahaha, lmfao...XD
@motminhtaoeohet82422 жыл бұрын
The story of fish to came VietNam =))
@OneBiasedOpinion2 жыл бұрын
This felt way longer than 3 minutes.
@creamybonbons28032 жыл бұрын
Man could not resist the fussy.
@sevar24112 жыл бұрын
omg she made an amazing job holding that laugh
@avocadojr.37782 жыл бұрын
If he actually confessed something like in am actual church, the priest would probably leave it all behind and go live up in a mountain.
@crimsonspade43052 жыл бұрын
And thats where monks come from
@FacebookĐỗViệtHuy2 жыл бұрын
If you look carefully, her lips when she try to holding the laugh, had becoming more like fish lips
@littlethiefluka2 жыл бұрын
This is giving me major 'Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life' vibes
@Crackdoza_lol2 жыл бұрын
...O-kay thats enough internet for today.
@l.av.h78122 жыл бұрын
What a confession.
@lengoc21542 жыл бұрын
I wish i was deaf after listening to this story 🥲
@aimingisnice77322 жыл бұрын
10/10 confession
@kraftsingles69012 жыл бұрын
The things people will just freely admit to online...
@jeff-xl3jd2 жыл бұрын
this is what the quiet kid thinks all the time in class
@sppv31202 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a kid and it becomes this.
@sombi88072 жыл бұрын
the hello at the end 😭😭😭😭
@renxallkeohan62892 жыл бұрын
holy shit the hello? at the end was the best
@PhongLe-zu2tm2 жыл бұрын
Such a good fish,he was fall in love with it until his dad knew=((((