He Discovered The Most Powerful Flash

[@Hoot]

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[@zoolkhan]

@hoot - to stay on topic, are you coming to keskiaikafestivaali in hämeenlinna? (biggest renesaince fair in funland) i wait for you there.. by the bonfire. - well, unless the powers to be wield a power they cannot control of course. In these days, that is a possibility.

[@gunman_or_gunguy]

Make an epic long sword fight I mean, you gotta do it at least once

[@gunman_or_gunguy]

@TheAstuteAviary WHERE? Shredder reference

[@THECHEESELORD69]

i know its a joke but that was super nice

[@Furydragonstormer]

He had us in the first half not gonna lie Great juke dude

[@iknowurip8151]

damn

[@ncpanzer3368]

Hey dude nice fla- One man’s last words

[@Fird9e]

Real

[@different_From_Yesterday]

it more than half😂

[@jaccuelinewittwer5638]

We can’t win. This non-corporeal dimension is the result of a devil in a playpen. Nothing is real, we can only do what we are designed to do. Face it, we are but lifeless puppets given sentience in this void of ignorance. But I may have found a way out. F O R E V EN T H E G O D S A R E B O U N D T O S L I P One day I’ll win… one day…

[@EndThusIAm]

That whole story, and the only part that made me nitpick was how they knocked open the door before the bang from the grenade. They were asking for trouble.

[@nikoleg_mitrofan]

I don't get the point of that whole sequence of actions tbh

[@EndThusIAm]

@@nikoleg_mitrofan There was an enemy on the other side of the door, and they were going to flashbang them to blind them just as they rushed into the room to take him down. It's a rather typical routine.

[@TheOneWhoKnocks687]

Even the gods are bound to slip

[@wytfish4855]

well, the dad made up that whole shit, stands to reason it makes no sense.

[@spetznas.]

I’m just guessing they thought the gunfire was the flashbang going off.

[@Scientist118]

You know what would be awesome, post-apocalypse knights in the same realm as guys running around with M4s and Kalashnikovs.

[@SpaceMissile]

i would play that.

[@bigcoffinhunter5500]

If armor piercing rounds were very hard to come across, these knights could be seriously good Mini Bosses.

[@tierghan5433]

I know a game very close to this. It's vr only tho. It's called The Light Bregade, you play as a acolyte of a religion after something ruined the world dark souls style. It's a rougelike against the living undead, where you harness the power of prayer, magic, and WWII weaponry. It's worth getting if you have a VR.

[@dontkickmychick6076]

After the great holy lights (nuclear war) technology and civilization has regressed. Knights make their armor out of salvaged artefacts from the old days, and firearms are hard to come by. Those that can properly wield them are known as mages. Near the sites of which the holy light first impacted spreads a lethal curse that corrupts and kills. Some far off and isolated sects maintain the knowledge of the old days but have gone insane from the holy light's curse.

[@BlairCat_]

There's also something coming out soon called Kingmakers, you can find more info on KZbin itself lol.

[@wisso3253]

Even the gods are bound to slip

[@wisso3253]

@TheAstuteAviary Yea at this point it's weather or not someone says it first.

[@JamesTK]

@@wisso3253i guess it doesn't matter whether we use weather or whether as long as it gets the point across. Are you a god? 🤣

[@wisso3253]

@@JamesTK oh....it seems I slipped. *Godly laughter in the distance

[@henrystyles69]

Even the gods are bound to slip

[@bbmm6873]

I hate this phrase but he has a cool voice

[@jerudo66]

I'm somehow expecting a similar scenario with a smoke grenade but the whole world turns into freaking Silent Hill

[@Brown95P]

Actually, a B I G smoke grenade *_could_* technically consume the entire world's light in a way, especially if squirrels chewed on all the power grids at the same time.

[@s0nnyburnett]

Maybe that's how The Mist happened.

[@jerudo66]

@@s0nnyburnett Who knows...

[@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar]

Giant smoke grenade that carpets the atmosphere in a thick smog, blocking the sunlight, the plants were the first to die. Then the cold came, as if humanity had just known its last summer, with the ash in thr sky the sun couldnt shine, and so humanity was cast into a never ending vulcanic winter, one we created ourselves. Even now, centuries later, the ash still falls from the sky, in place of the rain our ancestors knew. And even now the FPS hasnt returned to normal, because smoke physics seem to never be properly fucking optimised

[@mortarion9813]

​@@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWarThis just sounds like Project Darkstar in the Matrix's war between humanity and machines.

[@qetaciled]

when the dad asked if he enjoyed the festival so far which he replied with "Mm-h!" was oddly cute

[@eranodelpum9752]

I cant relate because my dad dont give a fuck about me 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Sbardana_]

👍​@@eranodelpum9752

[@blankface9363]

​@@eranodelpum9752Every skull emoji represents a unit of heart-stopping agony.

[@Soridan]

@@eranodelpum9752 that's a lie and you know it, he spent the last ten years looking for the perfect carton of milk for you! He's bound to come back any day now.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

I am going to imagine the dad is a massive nerd, and the son choose to tag along since he likes spending time with his dad.

[@danielvanniekerk7084]

As someone who works around forklifts from time to time in a factory, that sound of the horn is absolute perfection. Room reverb *chefs kiss*. So much so that I thought that there was a forklift behind me. There's no forklift behind me, right?

[@Solais1019]

*forklift looms behind* Beep beep.

[@DH-xw6jp]

There is always a forklift.

[@AnAncientCatBoi]

*Look again*

[@eranodelpum9752]

SO YOU ARE A CERTIFIC FORTKIT DRIVER

[@echooftheplanes]

Blink twice if you're in danger

[@AbadonXXX]

Ah squirrels, a relatable problem. The squirrels here gnawed on the wire for cable tv once

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

Hell,NYC was once taken out by a single squirrel that decided that day was a good day to BBQ itself with 40000+ volts straight to the entire body.

[@randomcontent789]

Those dang squirrels keep getting their hands on high explosives

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

@@NareshSinghOctagon I thought that was at MIT.

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

@@lordjaraxxus5418 ,not sure,it was a LONG time since I last saw that tit bit on TV.

[@GeneralIVAN894]

bruh was in the midst of writing a fantasy epic based on a dystopian future, and that said LMAO

[@Upbreaker]

Now I’m gonna do that.

[@crisrodriguez9359]

Dnd campaing incoming

[@someguynamedguss1061]

Tbh I think I loved this more than an actually disaster, just because it was a dad and his son having a nice time at a medieval festival, I like when you do wholesome stuff

[@TheShadowMasked]

“Hoot you can’t just base your entire career on making things bigger!” “WATCH ME!”

[@Mr_Marc0]

Haha Flashbang goes "Boom piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiib"

[@RogueYautja]

THE BIG FLASHBANG

[@Marsswiss]

the forbidden flashbang

[@s0nnyburnett]

bazinga

[@V0W4N]

big flash lmfao

[@randallporter1404]

But that's just a theory...

[@0100-u7k]

"They got their hands on a powet too strong for anyone to wield" *a certified forklift operator*

[@Leonid-l1z]

Throwing a flashba- *consumes all light in the world*

[@muhammadsyafiqbinahmadshah6732]

The light was so strong not even Necrozma dared to take it

[@AmyStrikesBack]

When he said "there will be light" his ass was not kidding

[@joesomebody3365]

The first half of the story could have easily been a legitimate Hoot video, ha ha. Keep up the great work.

[@Hoot]

cheers 👍

[@joesomebody3365]

@@Hoot Of course. Keep up the great work. See you next time.

[@saintdane7336]

That was actually a genuinely cool story before it turned into just a fun wholesome moment between a father and son

[@luigio8484]

the flip of context made this so god damn adorable I love this, true father and son

[@KSword007]

Good damn thing they didn't use the Relic of Infinite Dark Mist first.

[@AmglG]

i came here as fast as i could

[@simpleneeds2582]

i loved the part where the flashbang said "its flashing time" and banged the whole earth

[@ABSolution2468]

In a world full on empty guns, the man with a sword is a slightly bigger nuisance

[@echooftheplanes]

Underrated comment

[@theTOASTYsupreme]

*hastily writes down the plot for a new D&D campaign*

[@deank.1782]

That is one beautiful bond between son and a father

[@DaniMartVTen]

Ehyo wait up: A post-modernity second-medieval era of guns and swords & wizards of chemistry, and sure, let's throw in some laboratory-summoned dinosaurs and dragons too! No rule but the rule of cool, as the world burns we cook hot dogs upon its open flames, sharing stories of dank memes long forgotten.

[@robinpage2730]

Give me a gambeson made of kevlar!

[@kikolektrique1737]

That is some good fatherly and son wholesome moments

[@OrangMario]

You got me. I wasn't expecting an April fools joke ahead of schedule.

[@RGGaming940]

This is actually a really nice story, how wholesome.

[@HuyNguyen-gm3zt]

Pinos mrime

[@SmackHappy]

That "Mm-h" touched the soul it was so cute

[@xandrewvondiue522]

That story within a story was cinematic 11/10

[@clueless_spartan]

Funny story: My senior year of high-school was during the lock down, so all classes were online. I was taking a test for anatomy, heard a loud bang and the power went out. Sent an email via phone telling the teacher what was happening. Next day she told me, she believed me because her husband works for consumer's energy and a squirrel had blown a transformer near my house

[@CavinMcGavin]

Turned from flashbang to the big bang

[@peterm4675]

hahaha!! "or perish in the fires of sugondeese" I'm laughing so hard it hurts

[@AirShockXLIVE]

"Some squirrel blew up the power station or something" Not just any squirrel my friend... a squirrel with a *gun*

[@blazereaper7890]

The Dad really just pulled the "But the most fascinating part of the story is that i made it all up."

[@The_man_in_the_waIl]

“A lot more powerful…” a forklift….

[@freighttrain7143]

I greatly admire your ability to turn a simple idea into an entire mythos.

[@tovarischshashlikov]

holy shit this was so GOOD genuinely enjoyed the story even the juke!

[@BlueShellshock]

Just roastin' sausages in the Kiln of the First Flashbang.

[@zeghegheghegheg4519]

When all one knew was dark, could they tell what is bright or dark, or would they see the void as all that it is? The flashbang giveth light, and taketh light.

[@ChrisR673]

Absolute best ending. GG

[@adenrius]

We got bamboozled.

[@8bit-ld2mk]

1:00 when someone puts discord on light mode

[@yari-np7ox]

i actually really liked the fake out, some simple and sweet family time warms my heart

[@DesertRunner602]

They're trying to be stealthy, and the dude honks from the forklift while turning the corner 🤣

[@jasporentrophi1468]

for the full duration of that story i was convinced that the whole world was actually sent back to the dark ages for a bit ngl

[@octapusxft]

Somehow the squirrel part made me laugh the hardest

[@toby55deadmaster]

This is by far the best joke of all time, I mean, you made all the Swat team animation just for... I'm astonished, keep it up with the good work!

[@DarkDemonsInside]

If you close your eyes for the story... It becomes deep and meaningful...

[@jarrettmcminn4393]

I needed a good wholesome chuckle. Thanks for that hoot

[@RealBurntLettuce]

0:08 the door handle in the background.

[@colinni7065]

Even the gods are bound to slip

[@ashhplayz9489]

the absolutely ecstatic AI voice telling us that hoot's streaming at the end is just so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@chavzone]

Waking up from that flashbang: _Hey, you! You're finally awake_ _[Skyrim intro theme plays]_

[@malignant_rumor]

It might have been a sick juke xd lmao but it turned into a wholesome snapshot of father-son bonding

[@Miguel-kb6dp]

this is actually so wholesome

[@derjude1470]

I like how stealth is implied at the beginning of the breach and the forklift operator comes in with _Beep_ _Beep_

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

I was not expecting an actually normal situation

[@otatux7346]

Brooo, you just created a really badass universe. Medieval style in post apocalypse because of nukes. Fallout and Skyrim combined. I would like to play this...

[@M-M-D-C]

Canticle for Leibowitz.

[@thewistfulpigeon2747]

"Dad?" said the knight in full plate armor in a high pitched voice

[@ZaKattacker]

ngl, I started questioning "Wait, that's not how light works-" before it was brought up. Note to self, trust the vision.

[@freighttrain7143]

Indeed. He was too smart for some Plot Armor Half Baked Writing BS lol

[@DailyAri]

"Dad, why are we wearing armor" "Looks cool"

[@thegoodknightlysir1018]

thats honestly just wholesome

[@Clone6385]

I can imagine his kid going “Dad you should write fantasy books.”

[@weareharbinger914]

i love the visual of bringing it in with a forklift and THEN airlifting it.

[@gamingnova1453]

This is the type of father I want to be when I grow up. Chilling with my child in a knightly armor.

[@remyshim3136]

Well at least we were shown a wholesome father and son bonding moment.

[@crowbargaming9118]

Bro your animation keeps getting better This turned out surprisingly wholesome

[@rusticwolf3079]

The sugondeez joke was perfectly timed lmao

[@atlastheholycrusader2623]

I was fully expecting a second twist

[@IsMyPCEdible]

I love the totally generic plot twist that happened, as usual this is art.

[@hansonkerman7286]

i thought that ending was really cute tbh. a family just hangin out at the festival when the power grid goes out

[@VIPER-el3jr]

why is Hoot's voice acting so good? it genuinely sounds like a dad making up a random bullshit story to mess around with his kid

[@TungNguyen-gl2rb]

From a horror lore thing to a festival

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

Very wholesome video, muchos grateful, thank you Hoot.

[@HouseofBricksStudios]

Quite the bond the father and son have

[@AaronCorr]

Reminded me of a game where they used a miracle element that generates light but caused the shadows to eat people

[@Vixeneye1]

All of your videos are genuinely very good but this one is probably one of my favorites!

[@jddunebuggy]

When even your tinnitus starts having flashbacks...

[@CatholicElectrician]

I love that they used it on what seems like a pretty standard extraction

[@seanpfister993]

Dark souls explained by knight in calming voice. A knight explained why it is night.

[@saintdane7336]

Okay but that flashbang lore would’ve been an amazingly hilarious origin story for a dystopian future with some magic and “old” forgotten world tech like guns and such

[@UncleRJ]

Ngl, that is a good dad, bringing his most probably adult son to a festival that they both clearly enjoy.

[@Infarlock]

You can never control a Ka-Hoot question, but you can control the answer please don't ban me

[@OrdanKarris]

I LOVED THE "join or perish" WITH EDWARD TEACH FLAG AT THE END

[@LikeWagon]

I barely thought they were in post-apocalyptic scenario but what got me is they are actually in modern day. Great juke Hoot.

[@banzaicroc9227]

Casually drives a forklift with worlds biggest flashbang

[@DN_123]

Now that's how you do plot twist. Haha

[@Kyanpepper25]

the idea of a world where modern tech screwed us over so bad, that we had to go back to medieval ways of life is honesty a really good idea!

[@maxtonhughes2629]

I will do one pushup... That's it EDIT: I DID TWO

[@I_am_looking_for_GF]

One mighty pushup brother 💪

[@sleeplesss1]

🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@freeasabird30]

Phew, Don't Hurt yourself.

[@maxtonhughes2629]

@@I_am_looking_for_GF I DID IT

[@apchistuz]

Three

[@jabz1582]

This was awesome, wholesome ending too :D

[@SaltyBoi1030]

Honestly I could see this being the beginning of a movie

[@AltAccount-oh6ey]

The fact that they got a whole frickin' helicopter bust through the roof just so that they could drop the grenade into the room right next to it is peak

[@Tagbadger3]

Concept of a light consuming apocalypse would make an awesome premise for a story

[@Pikasatupu75]

This was a good surprise from the usual tone.

[@K4RN4GE911]

"The thing caught on fire and got fused to the wires, which caused a transformer to blow up and knock out the power to all of campus. That squirrel must have cost the university at least ten thousand dollars. That was a good day."

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

-Gordon Feeman probably

[@OfficialYoutubeAlgorithm]

How the fck is the voice acting so fckin gooood my god keep the great stuff

[@babywaffles69]

God that fucking ending took me back to 2006. Never change.

[@Aragos207]

That plot twist was crazy

[@HPmcDoogle]

The sugondese got me. My humor is utterly destroyed

[@_Firedyne]

We done got juked 😩 funny as always Hoot lol