He got pranked by children. It didn't end well. | The Yard

[@ItzHartBB]

*me flipping down my welding helmet while ludwig claims he's blue collar* "That's my goat."

[@TauntsForDays]

He may be famous now, but you can never forget his humble beginnings at the literal blue collar, Best Buy

[@arkain1]

@@TauntsForDays And getting fired, like a true blue-collar worker 😢

[@dillster971]

@@TauntsForDays never forget when he was a merchant of death

[@aniyilator]

@@dillster971ICONIC

[@Momonocle]

"I wanna forage your brains out of your fuckin' skull" - has to be the most insane statement ever uttered during an ad read. The Yard never disappoints, these companies are getting ever bang for their buck.

[@muqmanor]

Dawg literally the previous episode Slime said "your bones will litter the space between moments" during an ad read LMAO

[@Jp_-dd1rl]

“I’ll take ur teeth out and put them on my AirPods case” was one of the wildest things I’ve ever heard on The Yard and it was for an AD READ😭😭😭

[@dagoon1012]

​@@muqmanorwe

[@tiaraguy7705]

​@@Jp_-dd1rlreading these is insane

[@chilledpenguins8381]

I'm sick, and the "Let me clean that ham" made me laugh so hard i couldn't breath from coughing. What a legend.

[@holyESSAYchaiT]

Ooh I learned about this from the new ContraPoints video! When they were talking about whether Aiden and his brother could beat Hasan 2v1, and then changed it to Lebron, Ludwig did a motte and bailey argument where he said something ridiculous as bait and then walked it back to a more defensible position to make his opponent look dumb. Glad to see Ludwig expand his repertoire beyond logical fallacies and straw-men

[@ricochico1144]

Ludwig's a strawman main with a Motte and Bailey pocket pick depending on the matchup

[@alexantone5532]

@@ricochico1144 slime’s def an ad hominem main

[@hovesssharedspace8490]

damn, cerebrum mains here in this thread

[@-Antology]

And nick as the one prefrontal cortex main

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

The motte and bailey fallacy is literally a fallacy. Lud still sticks to the logical fallacies

[@ziwuri]

Look at Nick's face at 40:12. I love how vividly you can see him computing the image of what Slime's describing in real time.

[@strawbunnyy]

ludwig talking abt foraging like he isn’t the type of guy to mistake a destroying angel for an oyster mushroom

[@strawbunnyy]

be honest with me, is this roast too niche

I can relate too tho it's cool as hell when u see a Virginia Pepperweed or a dandelion or yellow woodsorrel and you know you can just eat it and it tastes good lol

[@strawbunnyy]

@ i’m super into foraging but you’re lying to yourself if you think dandelion tastes good on its own :P

[@princessaria]

I definitely wouldn’t trust a wild carrot that Ludwig found in the forest.

[@Ishsa]

It'd be a terrific bit to have slime in creator clash and just give him the most insane mismatch. Put him against IDAT

[@helleedorsen1736]

I love Ludwig switching up on Thick Allen lmao

[@Mirtual]

He switched bro

[@CaptainCa5per]

Lud switched real quick

[@A55A553N]

Lud says he wants to go look at kids, but doesn’t want the yard kid pageant. this is really conflicting

[@grantdotjpg]

It is an adult only kids pageant

[@redboot3911]

Asking if a kid is "locked into a good middle school" is so funny 😂

[@perizydal4403]

Best thumbnail. I love how the image of Anthony "Slime" Bruno being hit on the head with an egg. It really says a lot about the nature of this world, and the influences social media has on our future generation. Bravo.

[@TomieGG]

Mr. Beast could easily find a kid of each grade that plays basketball for Slime to play.

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

ive always thought it would be surprisingly easy for mr breast just to kidnap children and make them work in a sweatshop making karl grilled cheeses

[@anactualseagull5980]

@@ebenezer-scrooge Shhhhh they dont know yet

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Mr Beast can sniff out children from miles away like a shark smells blood in the ocean.

[@Booyah1107]

Great ep as always

[@ghostkill221]

Are you a better baller than a 5th grader, have Slime compete in a gauntlet of children and see when he loses.

[@henderjenkins2467]

Slime is so funny dude, "I wanna spend years inside your body, and I want no clothes on, I want a leaf like i'm adam" (Slime 33:49)

[@MyNameIsNyx]

environmental storytelling was a banger line and its a shame it got ignored. #justiceforslime

[@azerath8876]

Ludwig’s foraging and reiki arc was unexpected

[@deathswells]

Can we acknowledge that Aiden is guilty of the crime of saying "bolth" when trying to say both

[@Papi_C]

Dude I can’t help myself from doing it either. It’s just embedded in my dialect no matter what I do.

[@itsyaboi1245]

Dialects are dope

[@-Antology]

canadians are wild

[@vampledample]

@@-Antology as another canadian i can confirm

[@OhDeeDoubleU]

And Ludwig can only say ‘ether’ instead of other

[@HIP-HOPOPOTAMUS]

Aiden acting like a jock is so fucking funny. I would love to see that kid play ball. I'm sure he is a baller LMAO

[@jasonjavelin]

I was an SRM major with a focus in Outdoor Education and we had a wild edibles section of one of our classes. It was the most based shit when my professor just started eating plants while our class was all walking on campus one day. Tried the plants with some class mates and it was pretty good just like lettuce

[@Papi_C]

There was a few kids in my town that liked to throw rocks on an overpass. One day they threw a huge stone and it went straight through a woman’s windshield and killed her instantly. The overpass has huge barriers on the side now.

[@therealone8725]

Oh

[@gusn4652]

how wholesome!

[@arkain1]

Did they ever find the kid who killed her?

[@aniyilator]

That's fucked--hey put em up in AZ too, but what's stupid about it is that you can still very easily drop things off the sidewalk since they basically put curved planks up to cover the holes. Tangential thought here though, do y'all remember the guy that was sniping people in their cars on the highway several years ago? They never caught him so I just think about that sometimes.

[@antlerbraum2881]

Huh…

[@acerpalmatum]

I'm so here for the Ludwig foraging arc There's so many wonderful forageable plants in California

[@Extension_cord11]

Nicks hair is looking mad nice this ep

[@captainchickennugget1085]

had the same thought

[@Free_Hubert]

If there’s 1 thing I know, slime shouldn’t have been within 100 feet of them kids

[@milkae985]

But a dead kid however would’ve been fine

[@user-lb6xi3nf3o]

I wouldn’t trust Slime at the official Yard CP

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

my brother ebenezer

[@Hahlen]

But he was so cool and chill with those kids

[@fireyoshi360]

jpro pfp is so based and hopepilled

[@Jason_cv1]

Slime comparing the diarrhea bathroom to dark souls storytelling got me good

[@michaelkartman3543]

1:02:30 dude no podcast has ever made me wheeze this fucking hard during a goddamn Hello Fresh ad. You guys are out of your fucking minds and I love it thank you for the 🤌🏻 content. 🙇‍♂️

[@Hakeemie]

Basketball Edit was so good, hope you let archie fle his creative muscles for the 100th ep!

[@stormlord121]

15:31 if you want to see Slime shock the boys with his basketball skills.

[@NickyTeallMusic]

They were all laughing at slime for making the whoosh noise but he was just thinking about the audio listeners

[@jellyfish1433]

After y’all said to send Nick basket ball videos, all I did was feel bad for Nick having to open up a ton of videos where the kid screams “yeah” and a ton of videos where it’s Trey saying he has a basket ball game tomorrow 😂

[@mn_steelyboi648]

“Let me clean that ham” is iconic. Gonna have to add that to the vernacular.

[@desertshadow4806]

i listened to the pod while driving and then watched the vid without sound and i must say while slimes reiki transcends the screen - the audio experience was better

[@a_bit_stale3075]

I feel like Nick's hair looks really nice in this episode

[@SKULLKR3W]

It’s cause he’s effortlessly cool

[@destroythemanb07]

Doing molly and playing shiek is actually an old Buddhist technique for finding clarity under immense emotional distress. It's kinda like meditating under a waterfall

[@Stephanie-zb2ib]

As a cowboy enthusiast, I’m glad there are allies in this world

[@Teddybomb]

when slime said "i'm a pitbull" and no one made a 'mr worldwide/bald' joke, i know this podcast was ending. mark the date: 20/4/2023

[@kilroymoa]

Blaze it

[@odeliahandy7991]

British person spotted- opinion invalid

[@khalilmartinez6063]

stinky stinky european

[@aniyilator]

EURO SPOTTED 🫵😲

[@KaelynSmith-bc9ww]

as someone at the ASU polytech campus, it's really just for engineering and pre-med students, not really any urban planning or GIS majors here, that's mostly on the tempe or downtown campuses.

[@deezipp]

58:37 there were actually 10 shootings on I-10 in 2015, 8 from actual bullets, and 2 from unidentified objects. They never found the shooter

[@ManuelRodriguez-bs6qk]

Video idea: use wires to psychic force push nick in front of slime to the point that he believes in psychic abilities and that Ludwig has the most powerful of them.

[@LukeNasti]

So glad that these guys post weekly, I can only tolerate 12 and a half minutes of their videos per day

[@tacotitan7688]

20:06 Aiden looks like the thumbnail from the mushroom episodes but for real

[@beanie2571]

it actually dpes oh my god 💀

[@lucasspinks1025]

Ludwig, "You guys sound so culturally ignorant." *10 seconds later* "We'll do that Haku" while talking about Australians lmao

[@jsnmdn2738]

With Slime bringing up Herman Miller just proves that he is really Mogul Mail in a wig this whole time

[@unirainbow4063]

great timing! this was uploaded just when i was looking for something to watch

[@callofdutyclipz8252]

Waited to but the patreon till just now, bout to grind out these bonus episodes

[@torrix_4595]

The editing in this episode was very good! Props to the editor! 😁😁😁

[@SageO6PathzGON]

Bro idek how this is possible. I woke up to my phone under my stomach and this episode is playing. I wasnt even on youtube 💀 regardless as im picking it up to turn it off i hear 10:00 WHICH IS WHEN THE GANG IS ROASTING SLIME SAYING HOW HE COULDNT BEAT A SINGLE HS BB PLAYER AND AIDEN SAYS HE COULDNT BEAT A 2ND GRADER 💀💀💀💀 this pod is from a year ago and its finally happened. What a time to be alive man

[@abeeplus]

The India president convo was so goofy man. As soon as they asked for “President” i knew they were gonna get confused lmao

[@Sbshooters]

Perfect timing with my lunchbreak love the Yard!

[@poji4781]

Edward, indeed, would be big in anyone's life. Well put.

[@cryptidcorviid]

as someone who does forage, its half eating random plants to freak people out, half making random teas and jams.

[@peter7077]

I love the yard and it makes me envy conversations like these I would want with friends

[@Zonicoi1]

Slime's immediate response of "I can shoot you with a gun!" To Ludwig killed me, a true American right there

[@beanpwnz]

ludwig had that unhinged energy this episode.

[@Frawkesish]

If Slime is Mother.. wouldn't the more entertaining fight be with Dad instead of Myth?

[@maddee4543]

I always forget how passionate Aiden is about sports

[@Zadow]

If Aiden wants more farmer wants a wife there is so much of the Australian version

[@Eighty_Ninety]

Ludwig said a lot of crazy shit this episode but especially this bit at 39:11, I think he might've been gummied up on this day

[@flamgirlantquanxi]

Ok ngl although Ludwig been doing this for years i feel like slime is just as good at Thumbnail faces if not better

[@kos_aka_kosm]

Myth VS Alrite man would go absolutely crazy

[@csanadtemesvari9251]

The yard not naming an episode "*insert something that happened*. It didn't go well" any%

[@Exxo107]

Unironically, a good boxing match up would be Slime v. AB. Slime would be so overly confident fighting a guy who lost twice and you could market it as The Yard v. H3.

[@mr.positive6259]

56:04 this story reminded me of a time I threw a pinecone at a service fan driving by, trying to look cool infront of this girl. Dude slamssss his brakes and the guy starts talking to me pretty much same way slime describing lol. Scared the shit out of me and thankfully my mom wasn’t home, lol lesson learned

[@taylifts]

I wish more people would approach shit like Slime, especially teachers and parents. Most of the time the kid learns after getting caught/reprimanded and punishment is just overkill. Kids are just dumb and think they can get away with anything and once they realize they can't that's usually enough

[@costcobongwater]

I didn't think they could top the dogs in lab coats tangent, but they got there

[@nickobot1235]

Hey guys, Love all the episodes but i’m ngl, the segment from the other episode where Nick got you to guess things about his life was dope and I think the yard would benefit from more activities like that, or even take it a step further and do a physical activity like twister or something idk. My ideas creating services are at your disposal whenever. Can’t wait for next week mate.

[@christopherthompson5400]

Actually me and the boys are close like that and they love the twister idea. Keep an eye out for next ep.

[@nickobot1235]

@@christopherthompson5400 idk if that’s a troll but if not that’d be sick 🤣

[@R0FLC4T5]

That noise at 19:35 absolutely ruined me while driving.

[@iconi1355]

That show aiden is talking about has been a thing in germany for forever, it is hilarious, here its called "Bauer sucht Frau"

[@uhhhhhhhhhmmm]

12:15 ACTUALLY MADE ME LOL

[@loganf6093]

Aimen butterfly knife sapphire update... He's up big boys... Selling the car was very worth it.

[@815h0p]

Listened to this, and the Patreon. Make sure to go support the boys and join the mic server! I am a bot

[@Mirtual]

You're not a bot just an unpaid shill

[@docN386]

much love my dudes , you always lighten up mt day ❤️

[@Mirtual]

Watch the video first what if it sucks

[@docN386]

@@Mirtual lol i did half way through or something like that i posted a comment

[@docN386]

@@Mirtual an edward will be big in your life just saying

[@NM-do8qi]

I went to ASU and its extra funny to me how accurate slime is for the bit with minor details

[@brodyjgaming]

When are they going to get Mogul Mail on this show? I think he'd really vibe with them.

[@kre8ify]

lol in Serbia we did dating shows on farms like 15 years ago, it went so great they did an entire reality show for bunch of seasons that was also farm themed

[@forentertainment3259]

Oh I get it, it’s because their names are Yingling, Anthony, Rick and Daiden

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

dudwig

[@zelesclate]

Alternative medicine that works is called medicine

[@frogbirds]

Ludwig is going the Tom Cruise way with this psychic arc. Putting money on his next scam being crystal related lol

[@pjruscito]

reiki is what mr miyagi did to the karate kid when he got hurt in the tournament

[@benjamin6261]

The funniest joke on the Yard is that they switch between factor and hello fresh as a sponsor every other week😭

[@heyitsnobody]

Was waiting for this.

[@nocloxt]

ep 100 “slime goes to prison for child abuse?” *pog face point to alcatraz*

[@SwordStopper29]

When Ludwig said Adelaide he meant atlatl which is a pretty cool spear thrower Native Americans used to hunt

[@SKULLKR3W]

Every one used to use it for thousands of years that was the pinnacle of human technology allowed us to take down mega fauna like wooly mammoth until we invented the bow the atlatl was the shit

[@pilzz03]

The latest episodes have been banging

[@painthen]

the farmer searching for a wife show has been a thing for years in austria, it's basically culture at this point

[@seunii]

“hasan is ogre magi but the dumb head” has to be top 10 slime bars

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I've never watched it but Farmer seeks Wife has been a german trash TV staple since I was a child, crazy that it only made it to the US now, that Show makes crazy numbers every time over here!

[@KilometresPerHour]

The last thing I was expecting to hear was nick casually pulling out that Aiden did molly

[@xtiff1592]

Let’s get some more of this vampire diaries twitches talk boys

[@samglover7803]

ok psychic battle, you hire two psychics, and ask both of them separately the same set of questions, and then whoever gets the most things right wins and is the better psychic.

[@mtchfgc]

farmer wants a wife has been an australian reality tv staple for like 6 years now. it’s peak television.

[@lumppump1182]

the yard dont end a title with "it didnt end well." challenge level impossible

[@poliglet]

New video idea whoever beats slime in a fight gets their college tuition paid

[@booqk]

Yo does anyone have a link or a place to find the smash camp vod? I can’t find it anywhere

[@Yackattack22]

This podcast made me think of if we had AI matchups based on your win losses and in the way that you play. And to contribute to may be a little bit of gambling, it’ll give you a percentage of who might win based on their history of playing

[@BacchusGames]

It's pretty funny hearing slime say "it's game theory for hats" since they recently released their 4th channel, style theory all about clothing

[@pankkakae]

"You're digging the hole"? Yea I am, im a dwarf, im diggy digging a hole

[@mbabaneamputee7725]

molly at smash camp has to be a top 10 life experience

[@matthewritt8836]

I had a really bad nervous system issue and my mother made me try reiki and that shit did not work at all. It was the worst massage ever.

[@SKULLKR3W]

Have you tried a cup tire

[@churropapi2204]

Glad Lud is finally taking a stance

[@UnderfundedScientist]

The editors really out here putting in work

[@janusmarais7580]

In south africa weve had like 9 seasons of "Farmer wants a wife" but its called "Boer soek 'n vrou" and they're all Afrikaans farmers which means odds are theyre racist. Also the name "Farmer wants a wife" is literary just the direct translation of "Boer soek 'n vrou".

[@blurryface9910]

I went to the ASU Polytech campus, and I now use AutoCAD for my job LOL. That campus was actually dope with the big workshop lab and a good amount of greenery considering it's Arizona - but it was all STEM nerds, so no college babes :(