He Paused D&D to Romance a LITERAL SHEEP for 20 Minutes - RPG Horror Stories

[@CrispysTavern]

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[@Abb-overseer]

Where do you get your thumbnail art?

[@MelvinBisonSA]

Considering how intense the intro got, I was prepared for a whole saga.

[@somplex0]

My theory? The guy who made that post will find this video and start arguing here (gods forbid)

[@AzureKyle]

Ikr?

[@JacobL228]

Yeah, he did that judgmental "that guy" voice and everything.

[@Taintedsclera]

Bro my best friend sent in the Shussy story!!! (It’s me, the friend who is a huge fan of the channel and begged her to send it in) I’m literally so happy so many people got to suffer through her story!!! 💃🏽💃🏽

[@NightyKnight09]

They really liked using the phrase “offended their soul” a lot for someone having a breakdown over being told “hey that’s not how that ability works please stop”

[@Cuiasodo]

As someone who is not asexual and is also in a happy relationship, I co-sign the idea that you're not ready for one if all you see in a potential partner is someone to sleep with. There are couplings that are just for sex and that's fine if both parties know that going in and have negotiated that, but an actual, longer term relationship needs to be built on something more. Shocking as it sounds, you actually have to like someone in order to hang out with them long-term.

[@ultrakitten674]

I have an online friend who had to deal with the whole faking the death thing 20yrs or so ago. She had an online "girlfriend" in an role play group who after awhile "died" and her "brother" come in to tell her and conveniently knew everything that they had talked about. the girlfriend had never talked on voice chat, only shared one picture, and had always tripped my weirdo alarm but i knew my friend also had no plans of making it more than an online RP thing so it didnt *really* matter. In the end, I figure he was a pretend girl, and even though they were never going to have a RL relationship he wanted more so he faked his death to come back as himself and try to aim for something more. It is just weird that they think that it will work imo lol

[@DaMuss-e2w]

Some people are so weird.

[@devilsdeckofcards]

so they catfished ur friend via RP then thought your friend would be up to dating them as a guy? reminds me when people say lesbians just need a guy xd.

[@DaMuss-e2w]

@@devilsdeckofcards I always though dudes only pretended to be women on online games to get free stuff from simps, seen it plenty of times before. This however is a new one for me, but knowing how devious people are its no surprise.

[@ultrakitten674]

@@devilsdeckofcards who knows what they were thinking at the start but that is sure how it felt it went. there is a lot of other weird stuff and honestly a few of us had been trying to tell her to just stop even before the death thing. That might have even been why they switched, thinking they could keep "control" of her if they were a different person. People are weird. and that line pisses me off when people use it! I have heard it being Ace too.. no that is not going to "fix me" please go take a long walk off a short pier, tyvm. lol

[@matthewthiessen2173]

"I have no idea how I got three girls to listen to me talk for 30 minutes." Dude, if you're passionate about a topic, and you're not being toxic or making them uncomfortable, a lot of people will happily just sit and listen to you. Also, "cold fusion scams" sounds fascinating. I would be delighted to watch a video of you talking about cold fusion for an extended period of time.

[@emilyfallaw5912]

I know it's not the same as Crispy, but if you want to learn about cold fusion I would recommend BobbyBroccoli's series: kzbin.info/aero/PLAB-wWbHL7VuCoFiHIKDY5HQA8cY3McTs&si=7lGnlVzNLyvmH-eV

[@warriorsfirecat]

Me reading the chapter names: “ok these seem pretty interesti- SHUSSY???!?!!????”

[@roguebanshee]

I don't think anyone was prepared for that story. Well, maybe the group where it happened would be if one or more were/are watching this.

[@Ice-Climber]

You shove a YGO card in your mouth but remember how Mai cheated; by putting perfume on all of her cards.

[@rinkuraku5251]

When your cheating is exposed by playing against someone with a sensitivity to perfume.

[@korigamaru]

The "Shussy" incident. Me: Hm, just seems like a weird expression, let's see what this means OP: an druid created by a wild flock of... "SHEEP" Me: Oh wait... Oh God Please No!!!!!

[@Araviss-sis]

Crispy actually tasting the card made me cackle. Good episode, thanks!

[@JustAPasserby-e6z]

20 minutes is short when measured in time. When measured in conversation, it is much longer. When it is measured in a conversation with a WTF density over 99% the eventuality of the sun going supernova feels closer than the end of those twenty minutes and you wish it would hurry up.

[@HuntressDarkmoon]

Crispy: “I think I’d be chosen for the Yellow Ranger, too!” Me with palpable caucasian confusion: “Do. . .Do I laugh?” 😅

[@AnnaMorimoto]

Me having grown up in Japan . "Oh, because you love curry?💛🍛" In the Japanese Go-rangers and Super Sentai series, less than a handful of rangers have been non-Japanese. An iconic early yellow ranger was known for his love of curry. He'd be easily tricked by the bad guys whenever curry was involved. It's a meme. Besides, who doesn't love curry? Everyone loves curry with rice😊

[@animationlasi482]

​@@AnnaMorimoto Wasn't there a crossover movie where two other yellow rangers went on a rant about how only, like, two yellow rangers have ever had a curry obsession? I remember charts being involved. Gotta love Toku!

[@ArcCaravan]

Sounds to me like Power Rangers never living down how an Asian woman was the original Yellow Mighty Morphin' Ranger.

[@roguebanshee]

@@ArcCaravan It wasn't just an Asian playing Yellow Ranger, but also an African-American playing Black Ranger during the first two seasons. The funny part is that it wasn't even intentional at all on the part of Saban.

[@ArcCaravan]

@@roguebanshee I know.

[@Soulessnight4]

'i don't know how i had 3 girls listening to me about that' oh crispy. sweet naive crispy.

[@StateBlaze1989]

I swear, Crispy's skits get better every week.

[@williamstark6191]

The sniper clip would have been funnier if "I don't have the shot" meant that Crispy #4 couldn't also hit other Crispy with the same shot.

[@CrispysTavern]

...damnit that would have been funny.

[@williamstark6191]

@@CrispysTavern, you did a great job. Thanks for all your hard work.

[@sabertooth1980]

"There's no love without friendship!" Words. Of. Fetting. Wisdom. Like me and my partner? We aren't super big on the stuff behind closed doors, but we're fun. We make unhinged jokes about words and stories we make up. When I leave for work I make sure to have a little thing I say "Have a good night, stay safe, have fun, I love you forever" and the two of us almost in unison say "Butts!" and get a giggle out of it. We joke, we laugh, we cry, we face hardships, we cuddle and kiss (a lot that's honestly more than enough for us really.), and we share memes. I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I just wanted to say that what you said right there? That's the truth. It's like 'Oh sure, adult fun times is great and all, though a lot of work, but you know what's even better? Sharing a home made meal with your life partner while the two of you giggle over the stupidest of memes and congratulate each other on your farts and doing a simple chore that you've been putting off." Don't know how to end this so... "He was the horror story"!

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

My first reaction to that first story describing the card tasting trick was "What in the Yu-Gi-Oh! is this?" And then I see Crispy shoving a Yu-Gi-Oh! card into his mouth Life is fun like that

[@obliviousflyer9113]

I’m a dm that made a story I have been writing for years into a campaign, it’s possible to make it enjoyable(a good way is to not add dmpc’s or any main character from the story) that dude though is just fucking bonkers

[@DaMuss-e2w]

yes you make it in universe and far from the main plotline, hell you can have the campaign during a different time period to the main story.

[@angiep2229]

IIRC butterflies can taste with their feet, so I think the character being able to taste with his hands could be cool, BUT I cannot taste what numbers are on a card by licking it, so why would his ability to taste with his hands at all help him know what is on a card?

[@tarotsushima3332]

Like that was sth I was hoping the DM would have called bs on. How the hell would knowing a type of ink let you know what number and symbols were on it, unless he could taste shapes as well. A minor thing but a bs ability that should have been nipped in the bud and the OP proceeded to show how he would have acted if he tried it again.

[@Amayawolf_01]

Presumably the intent was that they were feeling the shape the ink made on the card (number, symbol, etc) but even then the ink would've been so thin you would not feasibly be able to tell what is on a card purely by licking it. The wording was weird though, like they phrased it in a way that sounded like each ink had a different flavor. Pretty sure they'd all taste more or less the same regardless, not "Ah yes this one tastes like strawberry jam, so clearly it's red ink"

[@Mr_GoR_]

THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN A TRASH COMMON YUGIOH CARD THAT YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH OR I STG!

[@Mr_GoR_]

also, RE: "You're my GF now" -those were not adult men, those were highschoolers who were in their 20s.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

As I was listening to that last story I figured something was up the moment the players got mad at OP because the DM was doing more story stuff involving them. Like 1. They already took a backseat most of the campaign as a literal sheep. 2. I've had DMs get overzealous about a specific PC's backstory and we never got mad at the player for that since it was the DM doing it and a simple convo with the DM always reset their expectations. So I was listening this and thinking "I think there has to me more to this story that OP didn't know about" and then it all clicked once the truth came out. They were angry that the DM effectively brought in a stranger and gave them special treatment just to get in OP's pants and, when the plan failed, it was like they put up with all of it for nothing.

[@ArcCaravan]

Sheep was the third story, not the last one.

[@DaMuss-e2w]

Imagine being forced to read the DMs Book with his main character *Night* lol.

[@AvatAR42420]

As for the first story, the ability to taste ink to cheat at cards might seem like a small thing, but such a thing not being mentioned at all on the character sheet is a problem. Tt shows that the player in willing to overstep and give themselves abilities that the DM or the rules of the game has not given them. What's next, spontaneously developing sticky slime so they can spider climb at will? Dividing when struck by slashing damage? The DM is trying to reign this in before it just become free form and character sheets don't matter. The victim complex and unwillingness to understand real DM concerns means that the OP is definitely in the wrong and a potential compromise can't be reached.

[@nctpti2073]

What I want to know is how they are tasting the face down sides of the cards. There are characters out there in fiction who can read by touch (the Marvel hero Daredevil, for example), but they still can only read the side of a page they are actually touching.

[@Tytoalba777]

Amino? Isn't that the app infamous for... "Story involves minors" Yep that's the one.

[@tarotsushima3332]

Heard amino and wasn't surprised with both the inappropriate interactions and blackmailing a minor but also the 'I am totally the relative of this person using their account to tell you they're dead' nonsense as well.

[@thenim8999]

Ok, I don't know what the Shussy Incident's group dynamic was, but if something like that were ever to happen in my presence, I'd think it a sketch, laugh and say, idk, "you put a lot of thought into this, you want to join the sheep-fucker club or...?" at the 2 minute mark tops. Because what in the absolute tartnation is that? Especially with a new younger player joining!

[@DoktahDoktah]

I like the sniper scene but I would of written like "I can block you too..." "Wait what happens if you block me IRL?" *Bad Player Disappears*

[@dtdt5447]

5:00 YESS! I have never once used a DMPC but often my players refer to random npcs and calling them DMPC’s and realising that all a dmpc is is a regular npc. If an npc, idk the Wizard of the realm of course is gunna be a more powerful npc than the level 1 party.

[@Takisan111]

Nice use of Transformers One. I'm suprised I haven't seen more people use that particular clip for that purpose.

[@RandomAyzed]

It's not a DMPC if it's just an NPC.

[@julianpitten2769]

That intro-skit was just…😙🤌

[@Shinizaru2]

I am aromantic and the 'relationships' in these stories just hurt me on a weird level. I just...I don't understand this. Just because there's a girl at the table doesn't mean she's there for a relationship or sex or whatever. If you hit it off sure, whatever, who cares. That's a big if though. Maybe I just come from a lot of mixed gender groups, but I've never really thought about it in that way. Heck, one of my tables right now is mostly women and I'm the minority. Granted, every time I'm in a situation where there are women at the table, I know I'm an idiot. I always say "Hey, if I say something that makes you uncomfortable, just let me know. I tend to not know when to shut up and I make jokes that could skirt that line I think." I guess to my credit, I tend to make the tables laugh, regardless of who they are, and I guess I'm doing alright because I've never been approached to say "Hey, tone it down." If I can turn down my very flirty and sexual nature for a few hours to just have a good time rolling nat 1s, pretty sure it's not impossible for everyone else to either. Or, hell, just make your character be flirty in a not...weird...way. No matter what kind of relationship you have with someone (Platonic, Romantic, Sexual, whatever) it's just good to have your boundaries defined. ...I rambled. I think I lost my point.

[@pixiesquidinterface]

Okay but like....don't most cards have ink in the same places? How would he know which card is actually which. Also i dont think when everyone agreed to the cheating that they expected him to pick the most ludicrous, unhinged, and improbable way to try and cheat.

[@gameraven13]

3:37 I mean I guess that's one take on Mai's whole psychic perfume schtick...

[@manticorej.redmon9542]

Love your humor. The internet needs more of it. Yellow ranger😂❤😂

[@ivoryinkwell7864]

Well that took a whole conecpt from "Beep Beep Imma Sheep" to ew

[@fatgothartist]

And I had just binged like all your videos I needed new content yesss Edit: just wanted to say I've been here like less than a month but I love your content it even got me into a online dnd group with some old friends from high school :)

[@StrawberryOverlord]

"I got three girls to listen to me ramble about cold fusion for 30 min" didnt know crispy was a playa

[@Ellhaim]

Love and peace, Crispy. Thank you for all the content, which I've very much enjoyed. You are appreciated and admired. 💛💚🌈

[@jcaseyjones2829]

For the record, it was the shot of the guy dying with that intense expression that slayed me. "..my brother is dead!" *Brother dies intensely* Hilarious.

[@ladyfoxytales]

The opening skit might be your best skit yet.

[@dr3dg352]

Oh cold fusion. x) Coincidentally, last week I listened to the new Bobbybroccoli video series about those very fiascos. 😃

[@Slade935]

Been watching your content for weeks now while I get miniatures painted. Finally landed on a new post. I'm glad you pump out so much content. I love both crit crab and den of the drake but a video a week is not enough when I'm painting 5 or more hours a day. Lol

[@deathbykonami5487]

Judging from the title and the chapter names, how many Crispys are going to gouge their eyes out this time? Like ffs, why is the RPG subreddit filled with stories like this, it should NOT be as common as it is.

[@ArcCaravan]

It's the horror story subreddit. You only go there to find horror stories, not regular RPG stories.

[@jcaseyjones2829]

Your skits are.. actually funny. I didn't know that was possible on KZbin. Subscribed.

[@dtdt5447]

I absolutely love your content, and every time your skits get better and better and your comedy never fails to make me laugh, keep it up!

[@Soulessnight4]

1:35 he was still holding the drive!

[@ferragusslackwyrm]

Idk, an elf named Shelf? Like Elf on a Shelf? Sorry, I'll go now.

[@hexonyou]

just checking in as someone also assigned yellow ranger lol

[@alicereturned9720]

He was the horror story. I think my stomach flipped at the Shussy story. Good lord.

[@0ne_and_0ni]

Not related to video apart from the intro, but greatly appreciated the use of Guardians Sacrifice💜

[@playahsan]

If we could have more RPG Horror Stories that don't involve diddlers... that would be great.

[@ArcCaravan]

Too horrible for a horror story?

[@remiwelch6234]

Honestly, aces often understand better than most about the importance of emotional and intellectual intimacy in a relationship. I know plenty of people who have stayed in a bad relationship where a fun physical side was being used to ignore how bad the rest of it was. Ace relationships force the non-physical interactions to the fore. Oh, and he was the horror story. Just because

[@marybdrake1472]

Second story, the GM does something wildly out of of line and inappropriate, fakes his own death. The last time I saw something that crazy I watching 48 Hours, Dateline, or Forensic Files.

[@DaMuss-e2w]

GM and Discord mod, checks out.

[@mleppp1546]

Man, I was so worried the shussy incident was gonna be from the one shot Wild Sheep Chase (lots of fun, but I had a player try to seduce the sheep for almost 4 hours, assuming they’d turn him back into a person. They didn’t. Luckily not too horny but like, ugh)

[@Jesseb106]

Feel like there was a real missed opportunity for a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back clip during the shussy incident

[@ArcCaravan]

That would have been b-e-a-utiful.

[@Bakuganmaster51]

I love the Transformers One clip. Its so funny how many times they said Miners in that movie

[@Topboxicle]

I'm so glad that my only experience with DnD is BG3 and a couple of oneshots that went well.

[@vodsofEvee]

From the last story: Just Roll With It is a comedy DND and other TTRPG podcast made by Slimecicle and his friends :D Their stuff is great and they've done everything from a goofy pirate DND adventure (Riptide, their longest running campaign) to the gory body horror Call of Cthulhu mini-campaign (called Blood in the Bayou). My personal favorite is their superhero Mutants & Masterminds campaign called Prime Defenders. Highly recommended channel!

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

10/10 best intro

[@DaMuss-e2w]

Someone needs to call Animal Rights Activists about Shussy Steve!!

[@axo126]

truly peak content :)

[@TheZMage]

There’s another RPG horror subreddit dedicated just to reposting stories from the main subreddit where the OP was the problem (r/OPwasthehorror)

[@AliceIzuragi6291]

4:45 this part about something small being treated as over powered is reminding me of the horrid trio. a group of 3 horrible players who would team up to gaslight me and belittle me. also do this exact same thing, where they blow up at me for something small. calling it over powered. for example. imagine a spell that locks me in place. protects me with ice (temp hp) and as a action, i can release a 5 ft radius ice blast (centered on me) that does a single d4 of damage. (no modifier to the damage mind you) and they all yelled at me, saying its over powered (further context. it was a fairy tail campaign. about everyone has ranged spell attacks) and for further context. one of the players could turn into a literal demon. and the other had sand that has a insta kill effect (also a gourd with infinite sand). he also had a book that gives his character meta knowledge and the knowledge of all his other characters from other campaigns. but for some reason. my d4 melee ranged ice blast that immobilizes me. is too over powered.

[@MissLeigh232]

Ah, the friend to "boyfriend" one reminds me.. I ended up dodging a horror story myself. I had a "friend" of multiple years who came onto me a little too strong during one of our video game sessions when it was just him and I in the voice call, and he was pissed when I shot him down. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, I gave him a couple of weeks to go back to not being weird, but.. He just got worse. I eventually just cut and run from the group entirely. At the time, we were lightly discussing BG3 as our next game, or even having him DM DnD. Which, thankfully, never happened. I may never have picked up the game again if it did. Moral of the story, if your brain goes "Huh, I think this person is self agrandizing and might need professional help", listen.

[@Loutron3030]

Ngl, I would watch a half-hour video essay about Cold Fusion scams.

[@LordTeaboBaggins]

I just wanna say- If I ran into you during your drunken cold fusion rant, I probably would have added the history of perpetual motion scams to the conversation.

[@Ashendrot]

Oh, the stories i could tell about amino rp horror stories. . .

[@lucideandre]

The crazy thing is I bet it’s not bad to make a world you created in a book into a setting for TTRPG. You just can’t expect it to all go the same way. But it will be a setting you’re familiar and comfortable with, it can even be a neat way for the writer/DM to explore and see that world in a different way, and it can be a neat way of introducing the world to friends

[@Lux7563]

He was the horror story all along!

[@ofanichan]

Damn that gunshot graphics was Crispyy

[@ZayneWanders]

I was yellow ranger when the phone ring 'the dm is kill' 'no'

[@CringeArchon]

22:35 I felt it... I felt it hard...

[@darth_emerald]

YOOOO JUST ROLL WITH IT MENTION LETS FUCKIN GOOO I FUCKIN LOVE PRIME DEFENDERS, WONDERLUST, AND RIPTIDE

[@programminganomaly1983]

I had the exact same reaction lmao

[@kuramaai9486]

Shussy? Oh no, I’m suddenly reminded of Castlevania Netflix episode one I think, then again it was a goat but still

[@ArcCaravan]

That is correct. Also Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[@_PannieCake_]

Only change to plasmoid that i was given was using its hold breath ability. I blew up like a balloon and float on water like that without having to swim (at the mercy of the water flow) Small additions to the basic abilities is ok in my games mostly.

[@Panzerless_SG]

Man, Amino had some wild characters on there. I should know, I was on there for a very long time in its prime. I have my fair share of horror stories to tell 😅

[@karrastheraven6361]

did... did I just see crispy trying to eat a yu-gi-oh!-card...?

[@M_M_ODonnell]

Want to play an ooze who can taste things with their outer membrane? Sounds fun! Just use it as flavor (excuse the pun) for abilities that they would already have in game-mechanics terms. (If a human PC could cheat by looking at the reflection in a conveniently-placed extra-shiny candlestick and their stats and gambling tools proficiency...let the ooze cheat by tasting the cards with exactly the same level of effectiveness as another PC with the same stats and proficiencies. Just don't try to add _more_ for your PC. I've seen it often enough that I have a blanket rule of not approving homebrew species unless they're close to a reflavoring of an existing one _and_ the player and I are both clear the they won't be adding any ability mechanics later no matter how much it feels like it should be available based on their concept for their character.)

[@Loveless1128]

What's this about a cold fusion scam? I wanna hear this rant!

[@geektanic]

> I talk a lot and I tend to jump around from topic to topic > I got diagnosed checks out, signed, fellow ADHD-haver

[@SillyEwe]

They did WHAT to sheep?? Remind me to never stand close to them.

[@sarahfuller6113]

This completely off topic, but where did you let that lipstick? This is such a gorgeous color!

[@jblask2]

I dunno but I'm curious to hear Crispy's cold fusion scam rant.

[@hellothisismufin]

No, why'd you have to do my girl Lamb like this 😭

[@usernamedkjahstill5003]

I've said this many countless times before, just because the OP tells the horror story does not mean they are the good guys in the horror story.

[@GamblingJester]

21:00 people from Sardinia🇮🇹 be like:

[@monsunoguy19]

11:20 Oh no... Not Amino, please. That shit is a cesspool this is gonna get really bad I can feel it.

[@ImAnEggISwear]

300th like, heck yeah. Also, love the video Crispy! Always makes my day

[@nalcarya]

From the Plasmoid species trait description "The pseudopod contains no sensory organs [...]" 🤔

[@foolishlyludicrous]

Nice job r/rpghorrorstories; you killed Crispy! You bastards!

[@maxwellfillingim777]

Learned a new word today

[@retroxenofaiz]

He was the horror story

[@ChanceDrive]

Nothing is ever deleted off the internet

[@LampseekerForevermore]

Absolute cinema. (Eating popcorn rn)

[@sansfanboi3608]

He was the horror story!

[@CeaselessMistseer]

Ok for the sheep thing, ill admit I know way too much about sheep and goat anatomy but thats because i have homebrew species thats a sheep goat devil(think satyr but make them infernal and fluffier) I love devling into the biology of them and the physiology of them cause i have that world building disease and enjoy making details of the world and species that live in there. Would I ever infodump all those facts and details on all those biological details without the other person consenting and wanting to hear my full on ramble? Hell no! Cause its not right!

[@Evgenybarsikov]

Am I finally first??? Love you crispy!

[@Lykaos_Rex79]

He was the horror story!

[@hannahnohlgren989]

He was the horror story. 😢

[@TwoEagles121]

Day 1 of asking crispy to explain wha5 he meant about cold fusion being impossible.