He Really Lied About Everything...

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[@Notjo6200]

Lying will cost you everything too, Pyro, tell us how much you spent on commissions.

[@jamroche]

Im putting my money on 60% of his monthly revenue on fat furry art-

[@fuqyuw]

these bot comments are getting actually inane

[@Longshanks1690]

And lying about when the Darkwood video will come out.

[@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993]

Agree

[@the_pinkerton]

​@Assassin-k2kthese bots are absolutely insane

[@KovIsReal]

You lied about Darkwood, You lied about metros booming, you lied about the price of commission - Kendrick Lamar meet the pyros

[@Trademark-g1t]

meet the grahams ref is genius but most ppl in pryos audience wont get it

[@calebs4755]

@@Trademark-g1t my brother in Christ, everyone heard about that beef.

[@Longshanks1690]

Darkwood’s Booming Track

[@mugwithnocoffee2572]

I read this as Kendrick rapping that verse, before reading the last sentence

[@KovIsReal]

@@Trademark-g1t I was watching him try to explain the beef as a pyro and hip hop fan (Kanye, Kendrick, not drake) and it was lowkey so funny to me

[@m0ssy_5ailor]

Lying about darkwood bout to cost you everything

[@leachish]

forgot about that

[@nooby_cakes]

Send him to Poland

[@Joedoeem]

@@nooby_cakes poland just has twinks and no inflation, quite wise of you

[@jewishwaffle3527]

Get those trousers down Niall 🙏😋😈

[@brianbaker5590]

No one cares about that game so I’m sure it costed him absolutely nothing

[@JakeDelanois]

It is more beneficial for us to focus on actual accomplishments and capabilities rather than who makes a more appealing social media persona.

[@Oshawatt]

Yeah but nothing was learned in 2016 and the democratic party with the third straight free lay up are gonna choose to risk it at the free throw line again

[@djabourbialli7652]

Thank you mr Ai

[@gustavosoaresstaron3790]

Original Title: Lying situation is CRAZY...

[@unknownrocketeer9289]

goes hard tbh

[@Fumo_Enjoyer]

Gaslighting

[@seamali4383]

​@@Fumo_Enjoyer liquidgaslighting

[@Nikstanski]

Original Title: The Glizzy has been GOBBLED.....

[@TheDurka]

gaslighting situation is crazy

[@Notjo6200]

That cut cost him everything

[@MasT0]

it costs so much it cost me my will to live

[@FranciscoTC]

thank you pyro for feeding the piggies with more slop

[@autismincarnate3433]

Fellow goyslop maxxer i see

[@sabrinah2378]

pyro calling Kamala Carmella like tony sopranos wife has me dying

[@James_Is_Good_At_nothing]

caramel

[@professorpenne9962]

just call her chameleon like a lot of people in the USA do lol. she has every accent under her belt and somehow can't nail a single one of them 😅

[@kuroneko334]

​@@professorpenne9962 maybe the weirdos on the right should start focusing on the country instead of worrying about someone's accent 😂

[@thatspookagain4030]

​@professorpenne9962 I just call her Pot of Greed cause she looks like the card when she smiles

[@divineterabyte5181]

​@kuroneko334 it's worthless, they're too dumb to know what "code switching" is in linguistics, let alone the fact that they also 100% do it, it's like trying to teach an ant calculus

[@JarJarBinks123]

Lying will cost you everything Pyro, you lied about Darkwood release.

[@bloods9427]

He lied about Darkwood, not just the release date

[@JarJarBinks123]

@@bloods9427 Amen🙏

[@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie]

I bet it's not even that dark smh​@@bloods9427

[@calciummn]

midwood releases late 2026

[@mtmesa390]

​@@bloods9427wdym

[@antisocialrat2890]

"I'm not gonna have you guys catch me mispronouncing someone's name" and then the hall Camilla Harris Carmel Harris 💀

[@VjjQueen]

Who cares. It's politics. Both of them will NEVER give a fuck about any of us. And both are terrible

[@blakdayy]

@@VjjQueenme personally, I hate Carmel Harris

[@Keatongaming1]

@@blakdayyim personally more of an orange guy than caramel girl 😎

[@Sunflowerz0]

He gave up and said beat a cat 😂

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

​@@Keatongaming1annoying orange for president

[@franke4753]

00:16 cough cough pyro

[@The-crash-man]

So true

[@malcadorgaming9318]

Nux taku video

[@conlangknow8787]

Metros boomin track

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Video actually starts at 2:23

[@brayn4380]

Thanks man

[@cool_bug_facts]

read this right as i got to 2:23 i hate my stupid bug life

[@cuzwynaut7248]

Ty bro

[@antochs]

what piggy would complain about consuming more slop

[@AC7_7]

God damn 2 minutes of straight yapping

[@Squeakington]

The new lesbian outfit situation is insane

[@dafembun]

I know you're in semi-gooner servers

[@randomboiiii69420]

⁠@@dafembunwhat 😂

[@Squeakington]

@@dafembun What servers 👁

[@Jenna_Miles]

I’m a lesbian and I approve this message Also, hi ladies 🤭

[@dafembun]

@@Squeakington You know what I'm referring to!!

[@yunekoVT]

people with marketing degrees are probably the worst at marketing 90% of the time, i havent seen an ad since pre 2010 that made me want to purchase something

[@benygames7399]

You can’t say 90% of the time and then say 100% in the same sentence about the same thing it’s a massive oxymoron. And yes people with marketing degrees can be great at marketing the ads you see are for massive liberal companies which don’t represent the majority.

[@endryus4269]

@@benygames7399 1. They didnt say 100% anywhere. Or all. 2. bruh. Conservatives have been the minority for the last few decades and only have any presidential power due to the electoral collage making their votes worth much more than everyone elses

[@JaydenAndrews-m9i]

@@benygames7399it’s not a massive oxymoron. 90% is a catch fence, if he said 100% you would just say there’s no way. 90 is close enough to 100 to just say never

[@johnsalamii]

i don't think it has to do with the marketing, but with the mindset of the person. i honestly don't even care about ads anymore, and if i want to buy something; i'll do my own research, look at independent reviews etc

[@Andustan454]

The psychology behind ads is a lore on its own lol. Im not tryina sound like I understand it myself, but from what I know they (most of the time) arent even supposed to explicitly convince you to buy the product they are promoting

[@Longshanks1690]

Lying about the Darkwood video coming out before the end of August cost Pyro everything. / He really lied about when the Darkwood video was coming out…

[@jebb7054]

When is it unironically coming out tho?

[@Longshanks1690]

@@jebb7054 Idfk, that’s the crux of the issue. 😂

[@kameronjones7139]

​@@jebb7054 whenever pyro stops spending the budget on commissions

[@jse_illustrations]

the fact that it's been 5 months since the community post

[@Teckferret]

@@jebb7054 he said the 5th in the liminal space water game video. so should be today/tonight.

[@civilprotection3114]

Pyro looking at a foreigners name like a Victorian as if offended it’s not something like George or Charles.

[@bonko9893]

As a hardcore Sonic fan, I can’t take all the background music being Sonic music seriously anymore

[@VTXHobbies]

Sonic is the fucking dumbest franchise ever

[@starblade1]

​@@VTXHobbiesYou're intense man

[@XenoRaxus]

@@VTXHobbies Nah bro minions you're objectively wrong

[@autismincarnate3433]

Thats how i feel when people use the oblivion soundtrack 😂

[@twotailedfox3349]

@@VTXHobbies your opinion is the dumbest fucking opinion ever

[@mustafachughtai8874]

as someone with 4 sisters and a female mother i can confirm we can still be sexist

[@AugustRx]

what's a female mother

[@acat4215]

​@@AugustRx the opposite of a male mother

[@StartRunning.]

In game or in real life?

[@j.j.m1abrams35]

Based

[@the-answer-is-42]

​​@@AugustRx It's a male mother that comes with a fee, usually like $250 but sometimes $500 if you want the full experience of having a mother.

[@Morphfex]

lying cost me concord!

[@trapuhzoid]

lying cost him 8 years of development time

[@v-14415]

holy crap, you'r da real gcfscape guy!

[@FulLovsKi]

00:34 the hair yearns for layers

[@FrottingFanatic]

😭

[@PythonC]

@@FrottingFanaticW name

[@FrottingFanatic]

@@PythonC tanky

[@Balljiggler97]

discord jumpscare at 6:59

[@fiffi_the_yoshi-sloth]

I was gonna say this 😭

[@MANODEMMER]

This lying situation is insane...

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

the dot dot dot😂

[@bing8063]

Careful there buddy, I think you have a bit of originality in your comment

[@spaghettinoodle6260]

You saying biden stepped into the sleepy chair and never got up and never got up made me think he died i was like wait what?!

[@Joosher56]

Tbf he probably hasn’t been mentally alive for at least a year

[@sloppyslothy8067]

Hes trying his best 😭😭

[@s4ndr3x98]

​@@Joosher56im pretty sure kamala has been making the executive descisions instead of him.

[@scrambledeggs9801]

Your comment got stolen by a bot, RIP

[@sloppyslothy8067]

@@scrambledeggs9801 ?

[@ang3lica2k]

To be fair, in america you actually don’t have to leave the house to vote. You can your ballot mailed to you. The only part where you would need to go outside is to find the nearest ballot box for you specifically Mail ballots. I think it’s much more people who are literally not old enough to vote or they’re so busy complaining online about who they should vote for they forget to register to vote and it’s already too late.

[@ziniUnderhill-co1ql]

Bot

[@ellec7188]

Certain states are doing everything in their power to keep mail votes happening

[@warduxe]

My god pyros comment section is one of the unfunniest one out there.

[@drbuttcheese4084]

The only fanbase to rival oneyplays comment section

[@errorcode0491]

I like reading the comments on videos but as soon as I open the comments on any of these videos I remember how lame his comment section is. Nothing about the video, just comments about his appearance, insults to him, the title, and each other + just bad memes. This is the only channel I watch out of the hundreds I’ve watched in my dozen years on KZbin that just has such a barren and sad comment section it makes me feel bad

[@jacobp.2024]

7:30 it's more nuanced than that. The identity politics aren't about her own identity, but also how the DNC establishment has really distanced Kamala from her 'identity' as an Attorney General, as well as her lack of reform when holding that position. It also has to do with how there's been a serious attempt to leverage her racial identity as a reason to vote, which if you ask me, is not why I vote for people. It's also about how her campaign engages with its voting demographics in marketing, often directly appealing to people on the basis of skin color and fringe ideological affiliation. She (her campaigners) also REALLY gun for younger voters, even going insofar as to lie about support and affiliation with famous people, like the US football team, the 'Eagles.' What I'm trying to say is that we infer the identity politics by seeing what she *doesn't* do, and what she doesn't do is mention any kind of association with the legal justice system. These are high level politics, so we can safely assume this is intentional as MILLIONS of dollars have gone into crafting her image and that was a big part of her life. I will let you draw your own conclusion from that. It may be in a statement, or something obscure, but it is not at the forefront of her campaign material, and I find it very strange that an Attorney General who likely got their foot into institutional politics through that position.. Distances themselves from the title. Their campaigners also get up to shady things, like when they lied about Tim Pool being a 'trump agent,' as well as lied about him supporting 'executions.' He's a notable political KZbinr and that kind of talk came in the wake of the Trump assassination attempt. That's another example of identity politics, creating this 'identity' of Trump supporters and this 'alt right' political group. What you notice as an American is that everyone who's conservative is now called alt right. If there is a distinction, it's generally disregarded. There's a push to lump people into that group, then attack it either ideologically, or with subtle messaging, physically. It's not just about race or sex, but also ideology and lumping people into generalizations during rhetoric. .. Which is pretty nasty since she talks in this adversarial way when referring to opposition, with such gems as 'we have to fight' and 'save our freedom.' US politics are messed up. Say what you will, but at the end of the day we're all on the same team (IF YOU'RE A US CITIZEN). We should be trying to work together, not build walls (I KNOW) between us and divide. I've been on this Earth for two decades and already have a lifetime of disinterest in any person like her. I feel as though a Kamala presidency will just polarize both parties further, but then again, I think that's inevitable.

[@MrBelgianJunglist]

Yeah cus kamala is the polarizing one, not trump the literal kiddy diddler running to stay out of prison. Oh and Tim pool isn't a trump agent, he just gets paid literal millions by a shady Russian company

[@HavianEla]

To be fair (I’m a Libertarian-Anarchist who can’t stand either of them. I wanted Dave Smith!), Trump is just as good at creating those divisions. As much as Kamala “others” Trump supporters, Trump does the same to Democrats. Neither of these candidates actually want to unite anybody.

[@EthelJung-j5w]

You saying biden stepped into the sleepy chair and never got up and never got up made me think he died i was like wait what?!

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Secz bot copied-pasted someone else's comment.

[@nqk_0662]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639hey I know that character

[@leandroxbl1]

Songs at the beggining: -> Lost Impact - Shadow the Hedgehog [OST] -> Chemical Plant - Sonic 2

[@hazardous_cowth]

21:42 grass block minecraft

[@A_Very_Spuky_Channel]

Better bee 22:03

[@male4047]

Lying situation is crazy

[@lol-ih4wy]

Tldr: someone finds out thumbnail düd is a nepo baby and that he probably has financial motivations for supporting Trump. Guy makes apology and nothing happens to him.

[@joechisman5909]

Thanks man, was struggling to watch it in the first minute

[@SirUncleDolan]

Important timestamps: 5:11 sonic 2 chemical zone music

[@barleydacat]

Better Bee. Caramel Harris. Karmela Herris.

[@carlito19934]

Bro is uploading while livestreaming when he should be releasing the Darkvatar: the way of the woods directors supercut

[@starblade1]

Bro is NOT Leon Kennedy 💀

[@davidgonzales9039]

"People just go on the internet, and tell lies?"

[@ryanwalsh5019]

"why does it lie?"

[@alexisidorou]

The beebetter guy's name is greek, that's why its so difficult to pronounce. Even being a greek myself I had an aneurism trying to read that last name tho lol

[@goblinking2413]

"lying cost him everything" original titl3

[@shloinks]

he changed it while i was watching lol

[@thepowerofsand6180]

His barber cost him everything.

[@oreotrollturbo]

12:00 Every single Greek person wanted to pull their ears out hearing this

[@oLucii]

Original title: "Lying cost him everything" New title: " He Really Lied About Everything... "

[@robertmaughan239]

The criticisms made about him at 16:05 shows this person knows nothing about Mt. Athos. It’s a monastery, not some sexist club.

[@giorgaras1851]

And the reason women aren't aloud to go there is because this place to virgin Mary, not because they hate women thus making believe everything they said was a lie since they can't even fact check about such a popular place in Greece.

[@outlawsqaush2018]

the metros booming meme is still MASSIVE

[@radekb.5013]

The "end of the month main channel video" lying drama is insane

[@folddealfeal2740]

vid starts at 11:11 also make a wish

[@Follower_of_Yeshua]

Pyro Lying about Darkwood Cost Him Everything

[@Internetuser435]

Cw: politics: I'm a lefty and I don't like either of them Just stating my opinion though. No hate

[@justcarterr]

You aren't a real leftist if you can not accept that Kamala is vastly better in all aspects compared to a fascistic insurrectionist who hates American democracy. Please read some articles.

[@beanmasterz]

1. Nobody really cares that much about your political opinion to get angry at you 2. A content warning for politics is the most stupid thing I could ever imagine, especially on a video about politics. I suggest you get yourself checked at a medical center for autism

[@JPEGMECHA]

Spoiler alerts: neither Trump or Kamala are winning GORT will become world leader

[@the-answer-is-42]

No, I will, but no one knows that yet since I'm still in the "scheming on my couch" phase.

[@kuroneko334]

​@@the-answer-is-42scheme harder... I've been doing the same but I'm about to get up for some chips and that might be the start of my arch... You gotta be quicker than that.

[@samuelwoodward836]

i mean he wasn’t wrong, kamala’s campaign is not based on policy at all

[@ackj88]

It’s insane that you can get canceled for just pointing out that she is pandering for votes

[@Whatismusic123]

In contrast trump's campaign is about fear mongering over illegals destroying our streets at this very moment! The usa is being destroyed in front of our very eyes! All women are legally aborting babies after they're born, because according to him, that is legal in at least 6 states including minnesoda, that's why abortion should be made illegal! Lmfao I think kamala is right on the mark warning people from voting for this fascist dictator-to-be.

[@ajmarion]

100%

[@lefishe8189]

I dont know why he gets shit for that instead of excessively large markups

[@agent7176]

Tbf, the Democratic party publishes their policy goals every 4 years.

[@emperorxander666]

Harris never had to say it just she has her people say it.

[@tb_the_mini5251]

Lying, cost me a trip to the uk. Pyro look out your window 😳

[@highroula9728]

Video starts at 23:42

[@jacobp.2024]

It's really telling when the response to Bee Better's video is a guy doxxing him and his university. Even if he's in the wrong, it tells you what kinds of people he made angry.

[@kenagames4667]

Finally, another upload from you!

[@HurricaneBady]

Pyro again talking about a internet celebrity i never heard of, yet is treated as being well known. Impressive! Keep the slop streak going, bro

[@millennialchicken]

The Lying Situation is large and wild

[@roseludenberg881]

erm actually, the pronunciation for Kamala is "Comma" (like the punctuation mark) + "la" 🤓

[@angrymailman5667]

I can finally sleep knowing slop has been feed to me today

[@SlickySlickerson]

He looks like he'd start mewing randomly as a vine boom sfx plays and a white blonde hair woman states her name a few times

[@mintboy460]

The lying cost him everything situation is insane

[@Jack-jw3rd]

Pyro: "- he has like a masters degree in marketing or something and that's how he can explain it" The Dude: "I have a masters in botanical medicine" - I'm a marketing major. this guy is lost in his own sauce. His only understanding of marketing is rage baiting and clicks (hoping the consumer works their way to his product... i guarantee that converts terribly)

[@AvesNovus]

Pyro auditioning for the live action resident evil 4 film with that hair and outfit. Except it won’t be evil, it’ll be resident slop 4, poor souls.

[@Earl4231]

This makes me want to fold myself inside out, starting with my exit ending with my entrance

[@Rextilius]

why does the guy's name sound like the scientific name for an animal or something 😭

[@bumski.]

rare stylish pyro encounter + 7 aura

[@Ixarus6713]

"MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!" - The principle from South Park.

[@Ixarus6713]

Also, as someone with a Psychology A-Level.. *_(Flashes certificate)_* I can certify he isn't being genuine in his response as his voice pattern has changed, he doesn't address the nepotism claims and unethical nature of his company, also his eyes are constantly shifting. Typical manipulation techniques and also obvious hallmarks of someone lying or at least being highly stressed. Get a job buddy. Don't just coast off of daddy's money and keep starving the people you are choking the economy of.

[@pizza6587]

the lesbian look is there

[@DrillDavis]

Being 1 of 2 girls over here but also being in Cedar Rapids lmaooo

[@t1ed4dy84]

Pyros haircut cost him everything

[@trala8911]

To be fair, Floradix contains iron, and a lot of women get fatigue because their monthly blood loss leaves them iron deficient. My mum used to give me floradix when I was a teen and I started my period, and it did help with my fatigue and teenage fainting spells.

[@heerrjj]

Babe! Wake up! New expensive slop just dropped.

[@dominikcygan2664]

the thing is though, he was actually fully right about Kamala

[@satinden]

lying situation is absolutely flipping bonkers

[@ihateusernames881148]

dude, I LOVE that you are playing a song from the ps1 original Spyro game. Hell yeah!!

[@whiteshadowbw9335]

"Caramel Paris" 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@vaughndaniels4086]

I'm actually getting offended how often pyro calls me out for my slop intake

[@Cainny]

'You're paying 8x the amount for Honey' As if your shirts aren't £3.50 with a £30-40+ Mark-up Pyro. Stop high-roading.

[@starblade1]

Yeah, pyro is basically Satan right?

[@GabrielTurns]

@@starblade1 literaly adolf

[@biggrocc19]

Pyro cant even sound out words but is a millionaire

[@efhaidwydeufhewfu1823]

yeah

[@Orrin_]

@Assassin-k2kthat’s nice

[@fuqyuw]

yup

[@YeeHeee]

Damn

[@akicauchemar7286]

Jokes on you, I have youtube history turned off and youtube just straight up doesn't give me recommended videos at all. It's fantastic!

[@beanmasterz]

So... You never get videos you actually want to watch in your timeline? Are you stupid?

[@largewallofbeans9812]

Video does not start at 3:28 btw

[@suessian9377]

They said "micro-aggressions" bro, now I can only see them as that principle from Southpark.

[@Alcamest100]

So He's losing followers for speaking his mind with facts to back up his claim? The better question is, is he Wrong? Both Parties arent doing anything to have me even want to go vote at all. Its a lose lose. America as a whole is cooked!

[@fbafoundationalbuck-broken6011]

what facts?

[@Touma134]

​@fbafoundationalbuck-broken6011 she's using her immutable characteristics to garner votes. Like it or don't but that is a 100% fact that only extremely partisan people will deny. I don't even agree it won't work which was the point of the video but she definitely is using that tactic.

[@bread8465]

Honestly even as a left leaning person I don't care about his criticism of Kamala Harris or the loose connection to Trump, that's all pretty stupid imo and just seems like people grasping at straws. I care more about his marketing strategy that relies on slop and ragebait, and his absurdly overpriced honey

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

Hey to all American voters: get a mail in ballot!!! Don’t have to go anywhere

[@NeoEvanA.R.T]

Still too much work.

[@Likasense]

​@@NeoEvanA.R.T😂

[@toenail1]

it’s nice to see you finally changed your shirt after a week

[@mrboof2175]

Bro got cancelled for just explaining why identity politics bad.

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

This is what happens when your audience are liberals

[@Touma134]

The stuff they used makes it even funnier "women in this region treated badly" and the degree of separation of him and that Jan 6th guy. Was this guy even particular lefty before that video or is it just his frankly gay boy good looks that attracted those types?

[@viciouslyeatingaburger]

bro learning that there are people putting higher standards base on the color of their skin🤯 is wild and dumb!

[@christosanagn.9041]

As a Greek person, thank you Pyro for not overly pronouncing his name. I wouldn't be able to handle it.

[@MattyGeneric]

Wait, so Kamala is doing what Drump did to win the Presidential Elections when he started?😂

[@avocadoarms358]

As a fitness instructor, the 4 supplements that work in order are, multivitamin, protein powder, creatine and pre workout. The rest, fat burners, turkestorone, testosterone boosters, are all bollocks… The only thing that increases testosterone the way people talk about “doubling your testosterone” is testosterone…

[@nosferatuoddz7974]

He looks like that My Name Skyler White Yo vine boom effect mewing guy

[@TheStarryNocturne]

Maybe he should just “Bee” better

[@johnstamosfan9917]

Ha ha

[@speedyblackman]

Missed opportunity to be used in the apology video

[@hellaSwankkyToo]

accents don’t apply to people’s names. being intentionally dismissive about someone’s name is just plain disrespectful. the least you can do is try, especially once you’ve been corrected. but why am i not surprised you made a serious attempt to get one person’s name right + dismissed another’s. wonder what the difference is. 🤔

[@itsdeego]

trust me, it is not that serious

[@HavianEla]

Dude’s not American, and between his accent AND a possible speech impediment, are you seriously going to be a xenophobic, ableistic hypocrite - CHOOSING to get offended on behalf of another, invalidating others of their agency? You think you did something right… All you really did was make yourself out to be both a jerk, a fool, and someone way too easily offended, even on behalf of strangers whom you infantilize.

[@k4ntics]

you inspired me to start posting my art on youtube!

[@LukeMadeley3536]

0 views, pyro fell off yet again…

[@Phon-YT]

Fell down

[@littlepyroworm]

holy moly another classic pyro video!!

[@preplok3648]

British citizens are pretty impacted by our politics

[@thestraydog]

They're unfortunately more impacted by American leadership than their own PMs.

[@Molinaclips304]

23:42 My Brain When I'm working on my science project that's due tomorrow