1:02:21 Imagine being at a gala or something, accidentally walking into a private room, and the security guard hits you with "you will die today".
@FalloutPony5 ай бұрын
It's especially funny because even in the context of the game, every other guard will be like "Sir, this is a private area, I'm going to need to escort you off the premises." But this man is at a PUBLIC SHINDIG and decided to ice the first guest he saw crossing over that line
@danser_theplayer015 ай бұрын
Huge +2 for a man who can hide a pistol, and another pistol, and a squeaky toy, a handful of coins, and a syringe, and 3 hammers, 1 crowbar, 2 wrenches, 5 screwdrivers, and a golf ball, a combat axe, and an ice axe, and a pack of semtex, in one formal suit without making a wrinkle.
@wyldenites5 ай бұрын
He's so back, he went forward
@therealchief8505 ай бұрын
Someone at IO interactive was missing this pog hitman content, thank you nameless employee
@fedorafinder5 ай бұрын
LONG LIVE THE HITTED MEN edit: holy shit he does the exact same throw an explosive off a marrakesh roof strat as in the old days
@decker9911hg5 ай бұрын
why are you writing "edit" like this is reddit LMAO
@fedorafinder5 ай бұрын
@@decker9911hg are you making some kind of accusation you son of a
@Crazyclay78YT5 ай бұрын
@@decker9911hg idk, but personally i do it so people dont think im stupid and spelled a word wrong or something
@gakulon5 ай бұрын
@@decker9911hg"oh no, i can't stand the additional context!"
@UnExtinctive5 ай бұрын
THE GOLDEN AGE OF CONTENT
@ViciousVirusV25 ай бұрын
We are so frickin back
@TheGreatRio5 ай бұрын
God I've missed NL Hitman. Nothing hits the same. Here's to a new era.
@jjw_540235 ай бұрын
When he’s talking about the free library followed by “I should take a gun just in case” 😂😂
@Clony175 ай бұрын
Damn NL is so good he got -1st place on the leaderboard without even trying
@christian52565 ай бұрын
55:29 me when a voluptuous so-and-so walks by and I look back
@XThePrincessOfMusicX5 ай бұрын
I've literally been playing this all week because of the sponsered segment, LET'S GOOO
@levitarr67365 ай бұрын
We are so back
@Blackobluna5 ай бұрын
Wayne Gretzky of fireworks is a good bit pog 2
@LaserStorm1175 ай бұрын
That sunova birsh. He's done it
@Rcdavid095 ай бұрын
Thank you for bringing hitman back. It is always your finest work!
@fern.petrichor5 ай бұрын
I literally just finished the back catalogue of hitman freelancer videos so this could not have come back at a better time
@littlecrabgames5 ай бұрын
I was so hyped when he left for a minute to give his cat some water. Exactly the content I'm here for!
@aleczin81605 ай бұрын
Chat saying "clean" whenever NL's run goes sideways will continue to be funny.
@croccywoccy3155 ай бұрын
7:38 me when i buy bread
@strider34385 ай бұрын
lmao
@countvondutchessofwestmoor39745 ай бұрын
popping an entire loaf of wonderbread into the oven without separating any of the pieces
@ThatOneIrishFurry5 ай бұрын
I was with NL when he was talking about how he forgot how good hitman was The original freelancer series was such a comfort to me when it was originally coming out And this has the same vibes
@etheth8885 ай бұрын
The Disney world fireworks at magic kingdom were the best I ever saw. They combine it with a light show on the castle with music and a tinker bell flying (zip lining) from the castle.
@Crazyclay78YT5 ай бұрын
i recently learned they use air cannons and microchips in the firework to perfectly time the show, pretty interesting
@mcgoo7214 ай бұрын
Tinker bell a baddie too
@ThatBroIsCool5 ай бұрын
47:47 Certified Gamer Moment
@yhcgamer5235 ай бұрын
The fact that you (probably) accidentally timestamped 47:47 when agent 47 makes a solid kill is very funny to me
@ThatBroIsCool5 ай бұрын
@@yhcgamer523 all accident, great attention to detail lol
@DeathByRabbit5 ай бұрын
I was thinking last night while watching fireworks go off that Pyrotechnics is probably the closest we'll ever get to actual magic. I was considering a whole career change at 37 just so I could pretend I could do magic and/or call myself an a fantasy RPG class like Alchemist or Pyro Wizard or something.
@hinapuff5 ай бұрын
nah im literally so excited for more NL hitman!!! give cat water idc, WE ARE BACK
@Blackobluna5 ай бұрын
Nooooo not the Ki Adi Mundis...
@joewilson33935 ай бұрын
Maybe the free library is like a survivor bias thing. You go there and only see bad books because people already took the good books.
@zanecords18215 ай бұрын
I'm so hype that Hitman is back
@Matuldo8885 ай бұрын
Thank you, NL, for bringing Hitman back! :-) These first mission were so clean, unbelievable :D
@ytjho5 ай бұрын
Will never get tired of the NL hitman content
@Heatranoveryou5 ай бұрын
the little free library just tells how much moderating actual libraries do.
@realdeskent5 ай бұрын
We were Balatro guys, of course we're Hitman guys now
@misteranderson82805 ай бұрын
Runs into VIP area at high speed Gets shot "What happened?!?" Classic NL
@oshada5 ай бұрын
2:42 I was about to type that word for word
@hpeek53625 ай бұрын
so outta my gourd with the return of the return of the return of hitman
@smallswideawake5 ай бұрын
First bit literally felt like stand up
@coolfool1835 ай бұрын
any other slay the spire Andrews think that the song that starts playing around 50 minutes in, when he is being hunted, sounds like one of the StS songs?
@keldoe13515 ай бұрын
22:21 me when I’m Lee Harvey Oswald
@TheJacksonFaller5 ай бұрын
classic hitman you walk into some random area and get shot to death
@gplog71975 ай бұрын
Thank you nl For always being you
@OMGItsBirdmanArchive5 ай бұрын
He brought the arguing with chat banter to Hitman we’re cooked
@Siegram9995 ай бұрын
Bro was ranting so hard he forgot he was a killer.
@dontcare4325234525 ай бұрын
I've been saying that about the Little Free Libraries, so glad to hear it in the wild.
@reepz42085 ай бұрын
Watching you play hitman puts me at ease as I play the exact same way and I feel like I duno if I’m doing this right but now I know I play professional as possible 😂
@FNL475 ай бұрын
Hell to the yea
@tadejwinsthetour5 ай бұрын
Banana bread at work dude? Hell yeah.
@Matt-ww9wv5 ай бұрын
Fireworks are something else. You go to some cold water front, late at night, and you wait there likely freezing, merely to see some lights in the air for like 5 to 10 minutes? If it's the summer, you at least don't freeze, but you'll still ask yourself after those 5 to 10 minutes if it was even worth getting out of the house. Meanwhile you know there's countless poor smucks that lost a finger or worse because of a homemade worse version of the same stuff. Pretty high level of crazy / stupid going on here if you ask me.
@JD-wu5pf5 ай бұрын
What shithole are you living in that has a fireworks display that only lasts 10 minutes?
@tadejwinsthetour5 ай бұрын
7:39 Me when i am a wizard turning snacks from the grocery store into toast within 1-2 business days.
@amypond57265 ай бұрын
1:00:08 I thought he was still talking about the little free library and lost my shit
@lrba55245 ай бұрын
hitman gets me so pogged up istg
@mattm32495 ай бұрын
I beg you algorithm, do your thing
@ModernArtery5 ай бұрын
Holy hell Hitman is back this rules
@bhvithai53275 ай бұрын
I am so incredibly sad I was not in chat when NL asked about Uruguay's feats in soccer. Lots of history there and I would've typed essays for him.
@murrayb19695 ай бұрын
We have never been more back!!
@TheSpeedyCola5 ай бұрын
The most calculated hitman to exist
@waldybeanz5 ай бұрын
Bald representation is so back
@tpmjg5 ай бұрын
so early it feels wrong, (hit)man
@gaptooth-d5u5 ай бұрын
🎉
@hysterheister09475 ай бұрын
If you're at a mexican restaurant, get the fajitas.
@Sun-qz4pp5 ай бұрын
Pegged out of my gourd.
@Dragonborne2235 ай бұрын
Hope you're okay
@maomeo2185 ай бұрын
Me visiting my parents and ending up putting this on and them asking "Did he make his character be him on purpose?"
@hugoboss36895 ай бұрын
"You will die today" .. seems like a harsh reaction to entering a vip bar. Also i got several fun books from one of those little libraries like jurassic park (surprisingly solid), some dostojewski im toootally going to read. A cool cooking book about french stuff. Oh! And a really shittily translated copy of silence of the lambs. So yea decent haul.
@ruvindap665 ай бұрын
HE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS HIT
@garvakarius5 ай бұрын
I have only been to my local little free library but NL may be right on that. I dropped off this cool nonfiction book on Palestine's history & my choices for what book to get is...give a mouse a cookie, various old YA fiction books or some beat up thriller book? like I guess I'll take the thriller book but I'm not psyched about it?
@Gitridocfhskaoajabshdud5 ай бұрын
We’re so back
@difronet5 ай бұрын
We're eating good tonight
@omyyer5 ай бұрын
Timed fireworks I sleep. The postal service real shit.
@plouiswags16595 ай бұрын
Then there's A chance for a Forza Horizon 4 Eliminator revisit 😮
@Patykashi5 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BAAAAACK
@averyyurchi5 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH
@FunkyHQYT5 ай бұрын
THANK YOU EGG
@b1rdBniCE5 ай бұрын
Saving for later… but so pigged for more hitman 💀
@franciscopetitdemeurville18845 ай бұрын
This is the greatest that ever happened to me
@Winsane5 ай бұрын
People do put good books in those libraries. But whenever a bad book is donated, it will stay for longer since nobody picks it up. So the bad books build up over time, while the good ones circulate just as intended. A bit strange to spend so much time analyzing the inventories of those libraries, come to a completely backwards conclusion and then get annoyed.
@mcgoo7214 ай бұрын
I'm coming off my hating ass mood and now watching NL again is fun
@anarchyelite93385 ай бұрын
I know you don’t look at these comments, but PLEASE keep playing this and the dles!
@eamonntee5 ай бұрын
Why did he grab the silenced pistol instead of the HAWK2R??
@TubularToob5 ай бұрын
The ending 💀
@wasd15005 ай бұрын
10 second club
@envisioner0075 ай бұрын
i so don't recall the sword in the PO box xD
@christopherbareja9965 ай бұрын
When did he do jokerless challenge?
@rektemm3535 ай бұрын
Let's Go!
@lucasmills99595 ай бұрын
Let's go!
@BillSkarsgardRuinedMyLife5 ай бұрын
Lets GOOOO
@Wiggywoo19775 ай бұрын
Elden ring is calling.
@Boosticuffs5 ай бұрын
3:13
@daxaxae5 ай бұрын
I clicked immediately
@AnthonyJohnson-lz1qg5 ай бұрын
Yay ❤
@CommandLineVulpine5 ай бұрын
Thete were those who said
@mossydirtpatch5 ай бұрын
bald man plays bald man
@sinewave64835 ай бұрын
THAT'S HOW I WOULDA DONE IT
@earl1965 ай бұрын
Great
@solowingsilver5 ай бұрын
Lettuce banana!
@ryanhartsock82265 ай бұрын
Balatro?
@almudd5 ай бұрын
Yessssssssssssss 🎉
@alma38840525 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's how I woulda done it
@Jackson-bm9mo5 ай бұрын
The Wayne Gretzky of fireworks already exists in the Walt Disney Company
@zi-chan-desu5 ай бұрын
this isnt sisyphus? when’s the next sisyphus upload? i speak on behalf of the entire youtube audience