HE'S MY MAN?! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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[@benhurj]

James' righteous anger towards his fictional daughter's predicament is genuinely heartwarming

[@igiuhiuuzgigé]

He does have a daughter though lol

[@ninthusiva7546]

Really? I didnt know he adopted😂

[@igiuhiuuzgigé]

@@ninthusiva7546 why would he? He had a biological just fine

[@wagnerfigueiredo4111]

@@igiuhiuuzgigéwhat you mean he has a daughter? Where did he ever said that?

[@ninthusiva7546]

@@igiuhiuuzgigé you really don't watch this ppdcast enough if you dont get it

[@zairezjohnson]

The fantasy is all good till it crashes 😂 "I feel like a homewrecker" like girl ofc you are

[@ernaisaacs983]

As if someone's supposed to step in like, "No Sweetie, You're not a homewrecker. You're just in love, and this is just an obstacle, that wife is trippin" - like Ma'am wtf do You think this is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elysianlagom2113]

Bottom of the barrel women, she will learn a married man NEVER leaves his wife

[@roxywyndham]

@@ernaisaacs983😂😂

[@slovelyyx7718]

His fault more than hers

[@zairezjohnson]

@@slovelyyx7718 Maybe, but either way both are still equally to blame

[@ayumesakura]

If you're dating/ in a relationship with someone, but you find out they were already in another relationship, you're the side thing and you end things with the cheater, you're not the asshole. But IF YOU KNOW they're in a relationship and still pursue them despite knowing, you're an accomplice and an asshole. If the person in the relationship doesn't want to be with their significant other anymore, they should end the relationship instead of cheating. Btw, if you enable cheating behavior, you're an asshole too.

[@greaseTalk]

I feel like... Cheating is valid outside of marriage if it's a relationship ting.

[@kj8767]

YUP

[@nibi7099]

@@greaseTalk Its still a terrible thing to do. Its honestly biological warfare at that point. Men think they their side chick's only man. They usually aren't. At that point, its only a matter of time before someone catch something. Men luckily be asymptomatic half the time, but giving stuff to they partner. Imagine your girlfriend think she got a stubborn cold and the thought of an STD never crosses her mind bc she's in an exclusive relationship. So she waits it out for weeks thinking its mild, then boom, you have to take her to the hospital in the middle of the night, she throwing up from pain bc her ovaries about to burst. Might need surgery, might lose her ability to have kids... And its your fault.

[@botondbakos5954]

​@@nibi7099damn bro this go dark real quick. You're right though

[@Kate-n2310]

This! You are 100% correct and I’m tired of some women not taking accountability for their asshole behaviour.

[@jackiewelch85]

Yes ma'am you're a HOmewrecker. You KNEW he was married. You didnt have to indulge in his adultry. You're playing a dangerous game too. Some people get seriously hurt or killed by the spouse. Girl you're young LEAVE HIM ALONE!

[@Hjaelteomslag]

So many women get off on cheating. When I was in my 20s, so many girls cheated on their men when they were at the same party. This happened all the time, and they got going quick and were all soaked right away. When this element wasn't in effect, they were much slower to get started.

[@katherinepierce8799]

Or he should stay loyal to his wife?? The girl isn’t holding a gun to his head is she? It’s not difficult for him to keep his dick in his pants and again faithful, he’s the one that made the vows, not her

[@jahzara.d]

exactly!! if she didn't know he was married, fine, different story. Not only did she know, but the wife asked her to stop! Duh she's an asshole

[@jackiewelch85]

@@jahzara.d Facts!!

[@eliz9853]

but if not her then it would be someone else, like I feel like calling her a homewrecker puts more of the blame on her than the husband who CONTINUOUSLY makes the decision to cheat on his wife again and again…

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

James is gonna be one hell of a dad 😂

[@igiuhiuuzgigé]

He has two kids, i dont know why he keeps it secret

[@ruqayyahcutie]

@@igiuhiuuzgigéreallyyyyy??????

[@trini_t6695]

Really!! He does? How old?

[@igiuhiuuzgigé]

@@trini_t6695 both of them below five

[@trini_t6695]

@@igiuhiuuzgigé oh wow. I would've never known. Ok cool.

[@Bforthepeace]

‘I feel like a home wrecker’ is too wild! Babes, you ARE a home wrecker. 🥴

[@sd4101]

James: I’m gonna play devil’s ad Me to myself: James, the devil does not need an advocate beloved 😂😂

[@Moochistrawberry7021]

🤣🤣🤣💯💯

[@elijahbillings4658]

I say this all the time!!! Amen 😂. The devil doesn't need an advocate 💯🎯

[@frederickokocha3904]

​@@elijahbillings4658😂

[@7Bobby7]

You need both sides of the story

[@stinedange9152]

I agree with James’ advocacy… the cheater’s the one cheating. The other woman has no obligation to someone she’s never met and has no commitments to. Only problem is, BOTH these women will get played and hurt in time… cuz that comes with the territory. The other woman is not responsible for hurting the wife, but she is responsible for hurting herself

[@moniquegaines5731]

She’s the AH because she knew he was married BEFORE the wife called. Granted the hubs is to blame majority but she was wrong too.

[@vanrod_]

THANK YOU! EXACTLY!

[@rhonnrael1774]

Listening to them with earbuds on got me walking around smiling harrd!!... Looking like a fool😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ Edit:Thank you for the😳1k thumbs up🍾🍾🥂thought that i was the only one considered 🤣 crazy

[@Benie92i]

lol sameee

[@rhonnrael1774]

​@@Benie92i😂😂❤

[@BlueSky23851]

Same but I'm at work lol..

[@rhonnrael1774]

@@BlueSky23851 likewise 😂❤️

[@troyk99]

Same. I be at work laughing out loud and my coworkers think I’m crazy😂😂😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

Who's ready for James giggles 😂😂

[@lenaBesos]

It was cackles today 🤣

[@bighomieJ5X]

@@lenaBesos definitely was 🤣🤣

[@CubanMelanin]

@@lenaBesosevery f’ing day I love it

[@hannahtarbard998]

The multilayered analysis on a hypothetical drug lord scenario 😂😅

[@Hjaelteomslag]

James knows nothing about that market.

[@MDAce150]

The way James looked at Fuhad after “is the player being played?” almost like he was mad at him for making him laugh so hard 😂

[@simoneb6312]

I love how they make up these hypothetical situations and then be so passionate about it 😂 he really said “we don’t know if you get caught” like YOU MADE IT UP!? 😂😂💀💀

[@malibooyaw]

😂 his so committed to his characters.

[@JDStone-jg8cg]

I know two men who were prison guards in a female prison. One slept with the women, was eventually caught, and now is in prison himself. The other man worked for almost ten years before he felt the temptation was getting to him so he went to his supervisor and requested a transfer to an all male prison. He served there for another 10 years then retired.

[@helenwright413]

Those two stories were the epitome of listening to your instincts. One gave into their desires, the other shut that shit down. It's rare when you can see the outcome of taking different routes in life, like when you're faced with a choice and you're trying to decide which path you're going to take. I worked in a male prison because the female prisons are all about psychological manipulation. Mad props to the second man in your story. The best way to not give into temptaion is to remove yourself from the situation.

[@beewest5704]

The difference between a boy and a MAN!!!

[@LM-he7eb]

sleeI hear stories of female-warders (there is even a video) sleeping with male-inmates, it shocks me everytime. You're gambling your freedom, financial security & family for SEX . . . WITH A CONVICT? YUCK!

[@unavela]

Good man

[@mahroutabesh]

The audacity of calling someone else’s husband „my man“!!!!!

[@elysianlagom2113]

Desperation knows no bounds

[@chansachilambe155]

Faaam in fuhad's voice

[@Cantetinza17]

Side chic's just don't know their place anymore.

[@BaebaeW]

Husband’s don’t have to cheat

[@blackceasar2141]

The accurate pronoun should be 'Our' 😂

[@SyreLikeAFire]

fuhad’s pause at 7:53 after james is like “oh tell me about it” was me in real time - i felt it 🤣

[@Imlehor]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@darrenthompson2098]

A man said I'm canceling the podcast cos fuhad was acting like a crackhead that just took a hit, that got me 😂😂😂😂

[@merp9211]

Our guy was triggered! (I don’t blame him, though. He doesn’t want to imagine his best friend addicted to drugs.)

[@hillarywyndham7258]

I love James and REM’s laugh 🥰🤣😂 I’ve done watched all y’all’s episodes so guess I’m becoming a cult baby 😜

[@the_comfy_pa3da150]

From one cult baby to the next I welcome you to a world of laughs and craziness 😂

[@Everything_Kylie]

CULT BABY!

[@velveteye74]

You’ve BEEN a cult baby for a minute. Welcome.

[@VelizabethS91]

Once you get that “woman to woman” message you gotta chill😂

[@seapeajones]

I don't think too many gonna get the ref, but you so right

[@maidenmoar]

I'll make sure you never get that message. 🫡🤝🏽😂

[@VelizabethS91]

@@maidenmoar 🤣 thanks

[@mjb6442]

I've never cheated on anyone or anything like that but the last guy I was with had a gf. He massively downplayed the relationship. She lived thousands of miles away etc. I stupidly got involved as I really liked him. I ended up messaging his woman out of guilt and she blocked me then posted loved up pics of them. He ghosted me. Learnt my lesson.

[@kaleighcoutermarsh4922]

James is an absolute menace and Fuhad is a low-key menace 😂 Rem still looking extra fine!

[@lulamamajola8422]

The audacity and delulu of this girl gives vibes of a South African girl 🇿🇦 the ‘my man’ …they have no mercy when it comes to wrecking homes 🤣💀

[@real_emeldah]

Omg I thought of this 😂😂😂

[@vuyeyaleticia6312]

same🤣🤣

[@Spaceysgurl]

Don't start with them again 😂

[@lulamamajola8422]

@@Spaceysgurl I’m a South African, trust me I know 😂

[@kj8767]

I used to worry about becoming a decent adult (turned 20 not too long ago), but then I see BS like this from people who are older than me and suddenly feel better. Like YES, if you're sleeping with someone who you know is taken, you're an a$$hole, there's no way around it. "The cheater is trash" and you're a raccoon. I've been saying this years and I'll happily die on this hill. Probably alone too cause ain't nothing good out here.

[@malibooyaw]

Seriously. I don’t see how it’s a dilemma.

[@MissJordyLeigh]

That's such a great line. The cheater is trash and you're a raccoon 😂

[@kj8767]

@@MissJordyLeigh they go together like a match made in a dumpster

[@no.6377]

@@kj8767 you need a Netflix special with these one liners😂😂

[@vivianna_6774]

shxtsngigs is thee only podcast i frequently look forward to and watch. You guys never fail to make me laugh, love yall

[@elysianlagom2113]

Recently they have been collaborating with other pods, and it's just not the same! they are the duo we want and need. It doesn't work any other way

[@WhaleBlueberry]

@@elysianlagom2113I swear I’m getting tired of the episodes with guests 🥲

[@canisha-anncalloway6997]

I watched you guys during my pregnancy (carried for ten months) now I watch and my newborn smiles when you two laugh 😂😂💕. She knows your voices

[@Lucian_Media]

Wow!! Awesomeness

[@G254611]

That is so sweet!

[@andresimpson9767]

"Is the player being PLAYED??" 😂😂💀💀

[@intodaysepisode...]

As a female,in Louisiana, I was able to work in ALL areas of our state men's prison. Males were not allowed to work in living quarters at our female state prison because ladies were getting pregnant. By them impregnating an offender,that offender could turn around and sue the state because they are considered 'Wards of the State',just like foster children!

[@nontulondy9032]

James gives real feeling on everything naturally without even realizing its too cute ... He is a flawless lover this one ❤❤❤❤

[@chewantariang1750]

The fact that James is so into it for a hypothetical scenario is making me sooooo happyyy 😅😅

[@jqf284]

Nahh these men make my day 😊😊😂😂😂😂😂 definitely helps me see things from my husband's POV and because of that I'm now ready to divorce 😢 thank you so much 🙏😅

[@TeniTheAbstract]

That sentence did not end the way I thought it would 😅

[@jqf284]

@@TeniTheAbstract lol 🤣 I've had enough lol 11 years and nothing but cheating & controlling every little thing I do while also expecting me to remain a good faithful wife playing nice while he does whatever he wants & lies to my face 😭 I have dealt with some of the things that these 2 have said in their podcasts from my husband and a lot of the things make sense now but at the end of the day cheating still isn't for me I'm at a point where I just want peace and I'm over it so I got to go 🤷‍♀️😂

[@hibadandah7183]

@@jqf284you know what good for you

[@OkwithOG]

All the best and congratulations 🎉on choosing you ❤..

[@ml07]

11 years too long, respect for you finally finding and fighting for your peace ❤

[@helenwright413]

PETITION to make James watch all of Orange Is The New Black and then tell us his thoughts. I for one would love to hear all the guys discuss this show.

[@mswhitneydioka7519]

Please

[@yvonneclemente9064]

I'll have to also start watching with him bc I've never seen it

[@queend9759]

Oooohwee, Rem with the new hair 👑😍🥰👌🏾 Homeless, which part? 🤣😂 James can not take these kinds of stories 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@NyRae-nh9mv]

Babe Rem with the new hair and the yellooowwwww

[@Sym12U]

This is the comment 😅. I never looked at Rem before, but my man has definitely been hitting the gym, the arms are looking buff 👀😅

[@queend9759]

@symonewilliam6588 Rem has always been about the gym my lovely, he's just understated. You must have heard James speak about when Rem use to get all the attention and just wear vests on a daily 😂🤣😂

[@Sym12U]

@@queend9759 Ahahaha!! Yes by the eye can see it now. The hair must have been hiding it LMAO. You know what they say about men's haircut being the female version of make up 😂🤣😂

[@tiannagittens]

I freaking love you guys. James laughs and facial expressions and fuhads calm demeanor as he comments the most insane things has me die EVERYTIME 😂❤

[@iBeBombinBee]

2:03 Fuhads little giggle. Replayed that a million times. THE GIGGLE!!

[@avajilali8845]

The way james said "stop!!"😂😂

[@Saski405]

When fuhad started to drift, I lost it! 😂😂💀

[@servingcant]

Of course it turns you on James.. 😭💀 Also miss girl is a home wrecker and asking if she’s an asshole…? Delululand is her home

[@loishanamckenzie3307]

Not delululand😂😂😂😂

[@princess_aishah6]

That roast has Rems hair looking good 😂😂😂😂😂 manz said never again calling him a broke bd 😂😂😂😂

[@fathimasstudio]

The fact that either party involved in cheating isn't immediately considered an asshole is wild

[@kiera8102]

Fuhad - "my man" James - "😮 WHAAAAAAATTTTTT"

[@LittleMsLibra8]

You cannot wreck someone’s home unless you’re given permission… she’s trash for sure but she is only half the problem 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Megan_Jennifer]

She needs therapy and so does he 😂 The fact she knew he was married BEFORE shows the type of person she is. 😅

[@hollymerriman1765]

Finally a woman that knows her morals!! ❤

[@taylorpouncil]

Their hypothetical situations KILL me 😂

[@bulelwashezi4540]

the way they're talking about the prison situation makes me think that they think the ramifications of that would be getting fired, but in reality, that's a form of sexual assault and you would be fired AND get charged as a sex offender.

[@Ariii94xo]

Them arguing over a fake daughter 😭😭😭😭

[@azekel7687]

I can see that James is gonna treat his daughter like "Daddy's little girl" type shit.

[@nottodayimbusy7146]

They both are toxic while i don't want them as friends i love the podcast and they're hilarious

[@phoenixzhao488]

Lols I feel exactly the same. They're terrible but too funny and I'm glad a lot of people are aware that they're trash lols 😅

[@Marydaya11.11]

I genuinely feel it’s all just jokes. Remember it is still entertainment no matter how ‘real’ they are

[@naomibeautymind6226]

@@phoenixzhao488 Now that's harsh I think they are both good people at the end of the day. They are here for entertainment 😅.

[@nottodayimbusy7146]

@@naomibeautymind6226 As the famous prophet Jermaine Cole once said, all good jokes contain truth while they may be joking. There is a lot of truth in what they're saying

[@zahraali490]

My God😂 They never really finished giving that person who wrote in, the advice she wanted. Instead they went on a tangent about crack heads. Focus guys......

[@haniecoco1281]

REM’s hair tho 😍😍🔥

[@mimilewis3653]

One thing about James is he’s gonna LAUGH 😂 also okay REM with the retwist 🔥🔥

[@charayamorris237]

I love how the editing picks and choices when to mute and not mute certain words. 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤣🤣🤣

[@TrulyKeels]

These hypotheticals situations are always so wild...james got a bit of crazu in him

[@Kamakashi35]

2:04 uno reverse ?! 😂😂James pushing the mic to fall n hug himself laughing 😅

[@Alxssa11]

The" HUHHHH" wasss universal 🤣🤣🤣

[@MOOSEKEE]

"is the player being played" had me in tears 😂

[@mashudusimone578]

8:16 the empathy for Jimmy is real. His eyebrow said it all

[@imokayy]

People be knowing they homewrecking but dont want nobody to do it to them

[@jeleasejean7621]

James- " Stop doing that!" Fuhad- "Sinking into the seat slowly" LML

[@teresahuntoon3535]

My brother was a guard in a prison. He had to work in the Women's prison one day because they were short staffed. He said he would quit before he would do it again. He said the women were AGGRESSIVE and would try to do anything to get the mail guards to have sex with them. He was shocked at some of the things he saw.

[@Cancus746]

Fuhad is so loved! Lmfao! James CANT SEE HIM leaning on that chair like that STOP 😂

[@benhurj]

Rems little face during the mayor of Kingstown explanation 😭

[@ihavenoname6605]

2:06 that fuhad giggle had me dead😂😂😂😂

[@chevilmitchell7113]

Rem looking like a whole snack today😋

[@courtneycole5052]

Rem "you don't want the top donny" Guys this is one of the best videos I've seen you guys do!! I've laughed so much!

[@luluthePoet]

Imagine if they reacted to the ceiling challenge? Especially the cindy makathini one😭🤭😂

[@skeloveton_21]

What is the ceiling challenge?

[@NyRae-nh9mv]

Can we get into Rem’s hair 😍😍 bae we love it

[@lilykep]

My dad was a pretty high level drug dealer when I was young, I'm only talking about this because he went to jail and served his time. After he got out of jail he was INTENSE about keeping his kids away from drugs. He would show us crackheads tweaking out on the streets and was very honest about the fact that drugs felt good while you were doing them but would fuck your life up in the long run. He also kicked the shit out of my older stepbrother for dabbling and would monitor all my friends for drug use, making sure I didn't fall in with the wrong crowd. None of us ever got into drugs because he was so hard core about it. I knew from a young age that I never wanted to get involved in that lifestyle because drug users don't belong to themselves after they're addicted, they belong to the drug or to whoever can get them their next fix. So from his example I'd say the trick is to make sure your fictional daughter is never exposed to a glamorized fiction of drugs in the first place and knows how badly drugs can fuck someone up before they ever get old enough to try them.

[@mariamakanu]

Amen for your dad! He really used that wisdom to guide you and your siblings/friends. Your story really moved me.

[@MzDee88]

Are we not going to acknowledge Rem's new hair 🥰🥰

[@verymojito]

I know right!! I had to do a double take. Like who is “you”?😂

[@verymojito]

I know right!! I had to do a double take. Like who is “you”?😂

[@jadedollarz7650]

James is unhinged 😂😂😂

[@dobbymbenji2221]

Saw this ep a while back....just watched it again and realized this happened someone I know....especially how she said "My Man"😅....the delulu is on another level 😅

[@sarahmeakin1391]

I'm obsessed with these guys I've never laughed so much every podcast they do... And when they said Sarah was the wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mamatyka971]

The jail thing happened in a male facility in France. A female officer was doing it with a prisoner. And he also was doing with his lawyer... Massive scandal 😂😂😂

[@princessrietz3238]

Rem looks really good with his hair cut on the sides and braided up like that ♥

[@Yur_Juliette]

Me: watches every week for so long waiting for them to come to the states.... Them: Came to the US .... Me: Lives in New York state.... No Tour 👀 😢 💔 Glad you guys made it back home loving the new episode your my weekly vibes ❤

[@jaylakey8428]

they said on a podcast they were guest on theyre planning something for next yeaaaaar

[@holostorm5999]

Lmaooooo “I’ll take a blade to my neck but obviously I’m a coward so I won’t do it”

[@chazzidygomez4993]

The way James couldn’t take Fuhad sinking into the chair 🥹

[@CandidMike]

"They need that real wooded, they need that duh-dum" Fuhad won't be the death of me 🤣🤣🤣

[@MsZZClayton]

James’s big laughing has me laughing too!! So contagious 😂

[@ricaivory6571]

And this is why men be in court paying child support and alimony when the wife leaves 😂😂😂

[@traderchick6560]

Naw, wife needs address the husband, that is who she's in the relationship with and HE brought the other female in. The problem is with the husband.

[@TheMetalsludge]

Im dead!!! Its the way Fuhad gets James to imagine crazy scenerio for me 😂😂😂😂 stop stop stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@victorowen2592]

He taking that frustration out in the side piece f now she won't leave 😂😂😂. Even got possessive on him

[@EverythingNat]

That asap rocky in the dryer comment really got to rem huh 😂😂

[@lepoetress]

Fuhad's "What's goin' on" takes me out EVERY TIME!!!!

[@txzbelle75]

She killed him. Mayor of Kingstown is an amazing show.

[@nganekwane2295]

"Is the player being played?"😂😂😂

[@zackgriffin8782]

Mayor of Kingstown is a SHOOOOOOW!!!!!

[@susanc9320]

James laughing so hard he’s about to have an asthma attack 😂

[@Armour201]

Fuhad and James are the best at narrating these stories 😂😂😂.

[@pointlessNYC]

Fuhad imitating crackheads took me out 😂😂😂

[@blakecarington9601]

Fun fact; the drug lord dilemma which they're talking about just so happens to be the exact premise of Jaq's character in the final season of the series TOP BOY

[@yungblackpoet09]

The amount of times I rewinded it to see James reaction to "my man" LMAO

[@AGDruet]

This one's got me thinking James has zero morals. Making the wrong excuse in each of these scenarios 😂

[@apathy7663]

Rem's "let me talk" reminds me of Kevin de bruyne😂😂😂

[@augustmakanda1575]

The tangents y'all went 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaymitch5530]

Y’all done roasted Rem so bad he changed up his hair ❤😊

[@Loyaltyisalifestyle]

My man is delulu for sure 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alunlloyd9812]

I’m worried that REM did up his hair cause of the dissing episode 😂

[@LottoLogista]

That's EXACTLY why he did his hair. Our people will bully you into proper hygiene

[@kumkanikaziw]

I swear REM’s laugh makes him more attractive

[@camg418]

REM changed his hair lol. Yall done got to him 😂

[@carlanthonyjones88]

Orange is the New Black is👏🏽a👏🏽SHOW! Definitely a good one