He wanted to eat his *** on their first date! + Man trolls on LIVE. Worse first date stories

[@lilys7431]

Ashley has a level of chill I aspire to.

[@Stacy..H]

Another thing I find problematic from these stories. Don’t let a man touch you on the first date! Unless y’all are shaking hands or he’s helping you out the car

[@lisaevans6000]

…that part!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@hc7092]

Genuinely curious, why not? I don’t kiss or have sex with guys on dates but what’s wrong with holding hands or an arm around you?

[@Mavaros90]

​@hc7092 why are you doing something as intimate as holding hands on a first date? A man being able to cross those small physical barriers so quickly makes it easier for them to cross the big ones.

[@spiritualinstincttarot]

​@hc7092 I wouldn't go that far but I would let him hug me when we leave

[@robbylebotha]

Your advice won't work because when she likes the guy, she wants the guy to touch her. I don't like crossing people's personal space and this has come to bite me on dates because the women will literally call me out the next day asking why I didn't make moves like that. Also one night stands are way more common than women admit.

[@ItsMike81]

Dude wanted to get some free promo trying to show his hat the entire video 😂😂😂

[@lmusima3275]

He was looking to do a cheap low effort date. I’d definitely avoid guys like him

[@nicksthegoat]

Facts

[@Commentraider3]

Annoying w/ those ridiculous contacts

[@JasmineCeleste]

You entertained E-Blue well. He was a total contradiction, a major walking red flag, and his worst date story was not funny at all. #beware ladies in the NYC/NJ area lol

[@lmusima3275]

I couldn’t stand him one little bit. He talked a load of rubbish. He’s one of those cheap slate low effort guys

[@JasmineCeleste]

He was insane. The fact that his date was extremely scared (for almost losing her life??) and he tried to make fun of this on this live is very telling.

[@Commentraider3]

@@lmusima3275exactly. He probably just made that lame story up just to get on live. Or embellished what happened.

[@mamat1213]

5:25 lmaooo girl NO he couldn’t have been a cool guy if he was a pervert! That is just too weird to write off😂

[@mrshappilymarried1]

Exactly! Date over and You're 🚫 Blocked. You don't get the benefit of anything because there is no Doubt. Good thing he showed her on Date 1 and not 3 months later.

[@patesia1]

It's a lot of lame ass dudes out here and sassy.

[@brittanyb5942]

Yes lame and SASSY!

[@FLAWEDANDFOCUSED]

PANSY AND SASSY 😂

[@invadingminds]

These demons are out here for real! 😳 Yuck!! 😖

[@Mavaros90]

"He could have been a cool guy" No he couldn't. You didn't know that man enough to even be letting him hold your waist.

[@fe7260]

Re. The first caller, I don't think she had to have given him the vibe that she may be into random things. Just that she was a nice and friendly person. Some guys literally just push as far as they can to try and see how much they can get... If you are too friendly and approachable some people see this as a green flag to take the mick. So many people are so selfish that they ONLY care about themselves and what they can take and if they think they can get away with it, they will push for whatever they can get.

[@calikeisha365]

DC Area seems to be right behind ATL for men who engage in alternative lifestyles. Even still that story is shocking!!!!

[@teeanne6331]

Really I’m shocked?!?! I’m considering moving to D.C I’m single I thought it was a good place to meet successful men.

[@yx5991]

@@teeanne6331it is but it’s very lg friendly

[@piscespisces6]

@@teeanne6331 It’s the worst place to meet men. You’ll get dates but not a serious committed relationship. The women drastically outnumber the men like ATL.

[@calikeisha365]

You’ll meet successful men for sure but best to be open to every type not just black men. Every man I’ve dated in the past 8 years has made well into 6 figures both blue collar and white collar men are paid, but I’ve heard so many down low stories over the years so be careful!

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

Sounds like he tried to kill her to me. What a horrible person.

[@gregb1374]

He clearly forgot to put the car in park. Said he was nervous, tryna make her happy, was running into the store for her. He still told the story in a corny way 😂😂

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

@@gregb1374No. He was too happy and grinning when he told the part where he almost killed her. There’s a lot of evil people out there, and I saw it in his eyes that something is not right with him.

[@gregb1374]

@thisblackgirloverhere9013 Nawww, he thought his story was funny Mz. I think he even said he was sorry, and embarrassed.....but definitely said he wasn't paying attention cause he was trying to get in the store to get her something to drink. I can't go that far as to he really was trying to unalive her. He thought he was being funny with his story.

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

@@gregb1374 You have to hear what people say while looking at their body language and eyes. That will tell you what you need to know. People can say anything and it’s natural to try to think the best of people. The reality is, we live amongst a lot of evil people doing a lot of evil stuff. And take the race and gender of the person away too. Just look at the facts and see what you conclude.

[@gregb1374]

@thisblackgirloverhere9013 I Cleary heard him sat he didn't mean to. Even when Ashley said he did it on purpose he said " nooo that's not my thing ". Your acting as if you don't know what mistakenly putting the car in neutral does? ESPECIALLY if you're fussing or distracted. Especially if driving a stick. It happens everyday! Ashley kept driving her narrative, but the dude said was an accident. I probably would laugh about it afterwards (nobody was hurt) been embarrassed and apologize. We don't have to see the best in ppl all the time, no more than seeing the worst. I didn't see no malice, or intent in this man. It was just a corny story he should've kept to himself.

[@ldyrck]

Girl, you better thank God he said all that from jump. Imagine catching feeling then finding all this mess out...smh

[@Abundant_Goddezz]

Exactly!!! Or catching “SOMETHING ELSE INCURABLE” 😐😳

[@ldyrck]

@@Abundant_Goddezz Right, Count your blessings and keep it moving!!

[@jayc5756]

She's not too bright. FR. SMH 🤦‍♂️

[@ms.ednapost]

RED FLAG 🚩 😡

[@tmakjus]

After all those Red Flags she was still down for whatever. Black women complain about dating but is in on the weird gay stuff.

[@lmusima3275]

The choices are so limited with BM these women are willing to accept anything

[@tmakjus]

@@lmusima3275 stop believing everything you hear, there's no shortage of black men. Women are chasing the same type of men. That will eliminate most men. 6feet 100k a year is not most men. People on youtube is weird and lazy, check the stats Its not complicated.

[@Gem-n-life]

I honestly DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I genuinely don’t.

[@HeauxlisticLux]

E-Blue - you are laughing at the fact you almost sent a woman to the upper room and then you talk about how well off you are then say it should be kept on the low...sitting in that California king bed alone, hat fishing....#boybye

[@taz9234]

He is Cray 😜 Cray 🤪. I am going to stay single 😳😳😳

[@delledaye2035]

Keep doing what you're doing. I like how you try to encourage young ladies to be a better them.

[@edithk2997]

Can't remember last time laughing this much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jmunroe]

Wait, so she isn't grateful that he showed his WHOLE face on the first date!? That was God right there, she could've ended up with a disease, heartbroken, a culmination of things. Women need the gift foresight and discernment these days in dating bc Whew Chile!

[@jayc5756]

She's mad cause he didn't lie to her enough. SMDH 🤦‍♂️

[@mrsnewmoneyboss1004]

He seem so lame. I hate this for him.

[@Taurusrayne]

I love that these stories validate my high standards to remind me that I’m not missing out on NOTHING by sticking to my expectations. Whew I’m traumatized

[@ShayLamere]

2:44 I’m glad Ashley’s face got serious when she said that to let her know how disrespectful that was.

[@7goldennugget7]

In response to the first woman😂😂😂What?! I can’t believe how people have ZERO shame.

[@queendavion7057]

bro he almost blew her up?😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what’s wrong w people lord

[@yvetteschoon8405]

That guy sounds like he has difficulty articulating himself

[@Apostylicpoet]

How do you accidentally leave your car in Neutral?!! He’s weird.

[@victorialee7223]

No FORREAL how you jump out of your OWN CAR😂🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@peacefreedom4930]

I went on a first date with a guy who ended up leaving in an ambulance. At dinner he ordered multiple drinks called Adios Muthafucka. I had 1 glass of wine. He then asked if I wanted to go dancing. There were nightclubs all along this strip. So, we started club hopping. At the first club he bought 2 shots of something and a beer and wanted me to take a shot. I said no and he drank all 3 drinks. So, at this point he’s had 2 adios mfers, 2 shots, and a beer. I was concerned. I asked him if we should call him a ride and call it a night. He called me a party pooper and insisted the night was still young. By the time we got to the 3rd club he was completely out of control, acting a fool. I was embarrassed. So I was going to leave. Next thing I know two bouncers were dragging the guy out and his feet were barely touching the ground. I ran to see what was happening and they had tossed him out on the sidewalk. He was knocked out cold and his face was bleeding. I didn’t know what to do. The police and an ambulance came. They woke him, sat him up, his face was busted up. They were trying to ask me questions but I didn’t know the guy to answer most of what they asked. I told them this was a first date and the police officers laughed and asked if I had a way to get home. I drove myself. So I was good. The guy called me the next day from the hospital asking me what happened. Lol. He said he woke up in the hospital, didn’t know where he was or how he got there. He said the last thing he remembered was leaving the restaurant to go dancing. I told him what happened and he kept apologizing and promising to make it up to me. I declined. 😂

[@Twinklestar932]

She got scared after he said that on the date. She didn't even know him to be out there alone. He could have in alived her also

[@237tazi]

😂I live in the area, i got a feeling i know ol’ boy. Weirdo Security guard?

[@naegarner]

Atlanta was a good guess tho 😂 city zesty AF 😂

[@Quinten4M]

Right 😂! You eating these cakes or what 😂😮😅??? This is unreal! (Most women would have left him)

[@nicksthegoat]

Why did blue come on boy bye

[@mizcea1]

Was he bragging about his "bed"??

[@MonotoneJess]

Picasso to paint & sip took me OUT 😂

[@sincerelysandi]

She should have never spoke with him after the first date. Better yet, I would have left at the date.

[@Quinten4M]

Right

[@niecys2003]

2:05 that laugh 😂

[@jasminecole457]

His what off you,ma’am? 😮

[@thetrdrlg]

😫😭😂😂😂🤣

[@Freckle-face]

Ashley are we no longer doing fashion Friday and ask Ashley ???

[@delledaye2035]

First person...wait what???😮

[@VitaInDC]

Smh, both of them were potential health & safety disasters to be avoided at all costs, and I'm NOT exaggerating!

[@mytriton54]

This is already so nasty, i can't finish it!

[@jamiezebra23]

Ew .....!!! Wtf I am glad God protected you

[@eloiseramsey9276]

He said he jumped out the car to go into the store to get her something forgot to put the car in park. I've made the same mistake. OMG ain't nobody trying to unalive anyone. He probably was very excited about being on a date why make it into something that it's not. This is way men feel so negative about women today.

[@gracegeorge7285]

No matter how you look at it, the woman could have lost her life by that “mistake”, I’m sure yours didn’t almost cost someone their life. Haven said that, it is now the way he seems to relish it as he talks about it that makes him look really creepy and dangerous

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

@@gracegeorge7285 Thank you!

[@islandpersuasion4690]

Only irresponsible people do this.

[@she2good2btrue]

Sir goodnight

[@tinawalker5335]

He sounds special, why is he talking in code?

[@cheriew2512]

That Blue man was weird!!

[@seraphina2293]

In theory Ewell didn’t do anything wrong, he made a mistake. BUT the WAY that he talked about the incident is what is most concerning about it. He talked about almost killing a woman as if it’s just a silly story to look back and laugh at.😢

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

That wasn’t a mistake. Really look at him when he talks about it. There’s a lot of evil people out there.

[@relaxurmind8848]

@ashley Can you please tell me where you got your glasses?

[@jamiezebra23]

E blue is sick

[@Tisha-oi5yn]

I am still confused on what she said he asked her to do ??

[@invadingminds]

He asked her if he could lick his own stuff off of her body.

[@sarahalmutairi6554]

Me 2

[@LondonLady24]

He wanted to spill his ice cream on her body then lick it off her body.

[@mamat1213]

He wanted to eat his creamy “product” from the inside of her body 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@M_m810]

He wanted to paint the town on her body then clean it up with his mouth .

[@Beth223-w6k]

First person keep it cute just do business. Cause it’s not working that route they are extorting your business. Don’t be hard on yourself 🎉 He don’t want to spend no money. And you think it’s numerous to to play.

[@roaming1996]

He was so annoying, I hate when they insecure about their money, what are you working for then? Bye….

[@jeffphillips3460]

Ashley. What do you have against Atlanta? 😅.

[@salzallthetime8694]

💀💀

[@Luver4lyfe]

aye, the proof is in the pudding LOL

[@karessk9972]

@@Luver4lyfethe thing is everyone in Atlanta is not from Atlanta. Before everyone moved down to Atlanta it was not known to have weird people it’s the out of towners not the natives.

[@Gem-n-life]

@@Luver4lyfe-🤣 I see what you did there.

[@Itisaboutangeltoday]

@@karessk9972 That is bisexual men go

[@theanswersisinsideu]

I feel sorry for these men they have alot of trauma from their youth

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

They just have a lot of evil in them. They’re just sick and twisted.

[@Gem-n-life]

I can’t sympathize with people who refuse to have sympathy for their counterparts in the same or worse situations.

[@msblackberry09]

So because he was “romantic” by taking her on a picnic she was willing to hear him out about a seggs act that she knows that she didn’t want to engage in? Said she’s not used to guys wanting to communicate all because he called to talk to her about his seggs preferences? None of this is enough to consider doing something you don’t want to do. I’m not trying to be harsh, but ladies you have to stop jeopardizing your morals and integrity just to get a man. Women make it so easy for men to come into their lives and take advantage of them.

[@waynjuu]

Why does this woman keep guessing everything is in Atlanta before she asked them where they at..lol

[@danettechavis]

Honey, there was nothing to vet here cause he "outted" his own self! That wasn't nothing but a slick way of telling a woman "you like men" while getting her to Co-sign agree with it! Cause ain't no way you a man with "a taste for sperm" that developed out of only "tasting your own". Cause if that was true - its not something you IMMEDIATELY reveal to a woman "you just met" unless you only viewed her as "jump off" to begin with! If you were serious about her, you would have "held that thought" until you were sure you "won her over". But the truth is, he on the "down low" and flips between men and women. And he wants a woman to be "okay with it" so he makes the proposition that "lets her know what he likes" gets her to "participate and agree" to it, so she could never say "she didn't know" he liked men. He told her it was something he experimented with "a long time ago". NONSENSE. It's something he participates in "regularly". You just met that woman and now "all of a sudden" something you ain;t did since "forever" is now in the forefront of your mind with somebody you just met? If that's true, then you clearly saw her as "jump off" down for "whatever".

[@lillyvgutierrez9685]

For girl who goes from business to personal u need ur boundaries that’s not always going work out for u and can be scary someone comes to u for a job or asks u for hiring n they ask to take u out ??? And u go that’s very strange sneaky and rude

[@shamanlee111]

What a goofball😂 We did not need this story sir. At his big age and you still a whole goofball, smh.

[@kmoney5533]

😮wow wth 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ericaalove]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@BayouDon30]

Wow and he thinks it’s funny!!!

[@lillyvgutierrez9685]

Bring ur car Uber Lyft make sure the place date is Near YOU near U within 10 miles max make him come to U

[@Dallas_214-wy1ix]

Are we sure the guy is not gay?

[@lamont238]

She definitely would've done it if he had waited

[@acatoe9558]

Don't be using my city in those terms. Like the host said Atlanta ? And then you throw DC in. Please district of Columbia let not go in this direction 🙏

[@soraya7]

Oh my days 😶🥲- this is scary

[@Meee22222]

Aww i have a great story to tell😅 Plenty of fish is WILD!

[@msblackberry09]

So because he was “romantic” by taking her on a picnic she was willing to hear him out about a seggs act that she knows that she didn’t want to engage in? Said she’s not used to guys wanting to communicate all because he called to talk to her about his seggs preferences? None of this is enough to consider doing something you don’t want to do. I’m not trying to be harsh, but ladies you have to stop jeopardizing your morals and integrity just to get a man. Women make it so easy for men to come into their lives and take advantage of them.

[@lillyvgutierrez9685]

For girl who goes from business to personal u need ur boundaries that’s not always going work out for u and can be scary someone comes to u for a job or asks u for hiring n they ask to take u out ??? And u go that’s very strange sneaky and rude

[@lillyvgutierrez9685]

For girl who goes from business to personal u need ur boundaries that’s not always going work out for u and can be scary someone comes to u for a job or asks u for hiring n they ask to take u out ??? And u go that’s very strange sneaky and rude