Hairless Cats - The Headgum Podcast - 114

Headgum's new content coordinator, Allie Kahan, joins Marika, Amir, and Geoff to discuss hairless cats, metal alloys, and Geoff's managers' feelings towards him.
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[@122gogreen]

This morning, I tried to listen to this podcast in the car. I sat through the entirety of “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia waiting for the podcast to start before realizing my car was still tuned to the radio. It took me that long to realize because forcing its guests to listen to the entirety of a pop hit from 1997 without speaking is exactly the kind of horseshit this podcast inflicts on its audience on a weekly, nay, WEAKLY basis. Thanks for wasting my time

[@agneseditsstuff]

Lmao I’m late to reply but this is sad and TRUTH

[@carmenconnor2583]

Yeah I can no longer tolerate listening to the podcast in my car. The long silences and loud sound effects literally make it unbearable, as I have sensory sensitivities. I’ve found it much easier to watch the videos for some reason

[@jcdrummerz96]

I just did the math and this show without soundbytes, music or awkward silences is exactly 3 minutes long

[@TheHamster3219]

My absolute favourite thing about Geoff is despite how boisterous and outgoing he is in the podcast, he clearly DESPISES when people are talking about him. It’s beautiful

[@JasonTheKnighthog]

This is a genuine comment. Da fuk?

[@sadie1072]

Marika is so funny, this show would be nothing without her. Geoff is there.

[@vouuov]

Nothing makes Geoff laugh more than his own bits being told back to him

[@Yisushibistro]

Exactly rice

[@Fauxry]

Makes sense, he is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation

[@BadGoof]

I truly don't have it in me to watch this today.

[@donotworried]

Do it. We must suffer together.

[@zacksco3554]

The thumbnail is geoff looking incredibly excited, but in the video it's revealed it's his reaction to Allie having severe allergic reactions which seems kinda fucked

[@dedicatedsleuth]

For Allie to agree to appear on this trainwreck makes her MORE than deserving of an EGOT. Her laughter and smile? Pleasant! Her insights about what people could possibly like about Geoff? Priceless! Her willingness to forgo her own HIPAA rights? Brave! #replacegeoffwithallie

[@kaizersoze1950]

Marika and amir are already goated… Allie is incredible!!! We could do with less Jeff imo though

[@soren5312]

Insults the man as if he isn't a Somme and doesn't even spell his name RICE. Thoughts? Apologies?

[@ukozi]

I've liked all of the new Headgum employees that have been on in recent weeks, but I'm living for more "I went to work on my Michigan in Detroit."

[@anthony7960]

Derailing a delightful conversation with Bond of the Week is pretty funny

[@T1J]

i love how amir barely participates in the bits lol

[@ALittleLifeWithDriedTubers]

Oh man you should be on an episode! The crossover we deserve.

[@girlgirlgirl1661]

allie NEEDS her own podcast. she is hilarious!!

[@allaroundtubin]

The thumbnail somehow sparks both joy and poison. Joison, even.

[@donotworried]

And later in the episode, it hits with the reverse.. Poy

[@flamingsketches]

the looping audio stings is one of the funniest technical errors to ever bless this show

[@joshuakennedy6594]

Can we please have Marika host her own podcast? Maybe a movie or Broadway podcast!

[@ravenkliff]

I still want Apex Predators with Marika "Downforce" Brownlee: A Headgum F1 Podcast

[@mksybr]

Id watch this and I dont like movies or broadway

[@girlgirlgirl1661]

more allie!! more allie!! give her her own show i need it

[@Emmet_Moore]

Do I endure this awful weekly self-mortfication or, just this once, do I allow myself the unfathomable bliss of a Geoff-vacation?

[@jordanthompson9373]

Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse, I have to sit through 40 minutes of this??

[@donotworried]

43 minutes and yes, we suffer together

[@danielarmbrust6046]

I have listened to every episode 3 times, and I still am convinced that this is some level of advanced performance art that my pea brain doesn't fully understand. My humor is broken because of this show. It's awesome, dude.

[@hendog721]

Can we get amir and one of his old College Humor buddies to come on the show? Pat Cassells would be amazing.

[@thomasfriedlander7208]

He needs to tell his side of the Army of the Dead story

[@runedudez]

Geoffrey, an Ohioan, wearing a Wings hat is stolen valor.

[@clarkmiex21]

Why did they release this one? It feels like they should’ve… yeah, I don’t know.

[@T4ke2]

I hate to compliment Geoff, but the Katniss Everdab is fantastic

[@grantpearce2534]

Justice for Angie

[@blepnir]

Am I the only one who thinks that Geoff is NOT cute or capable of emotion? Shower me with d-votes if you disagree, but if you agree meet me at blockbuster because we are renting Rampart and ramming each others farts.

[@fyukfy2366]

Aluminum isn't alloy, it's an element EDIT: same deal with platinum

[@mksybr]

yes but its not steel

[@jamesmccloskey321]

Marika is it and Geoff is…well…not. I listened to an older episode recently and Marika has to defend the idea of advertising If I Were You to listeners because Geoff is against it. What a small, bowling pin of a man. Marika deserves to host and own this show. Geoff can possibly be a VERY part time court jester.

[@lowtdog]

off to an awful start

[@girlgirlgirl1661]

fuck off this is awesome

[@mikemcglasson1286]

Nobody asked me, but I can't help Geoff move either

[@wesleylitalien4562]

That wasn't easy.

[@MrMatt8796]

MY bond of the week? It's never been

[@laff2024]

nice…

[@incog.nyto.]

It's never Sheen. Martin or otherwise.

[@Jlaaag]

for a second i thought the ep was called Careless Hats

[@drewslater6790]

I'm really starting to think Jeff needs a Sea Captains hat

[@incog.nyto.]

Missed the opportunity to call it "Steel or No Steel"

[@bballkid2345]

5:00 - 5:30 is an all-time moment (casting a pall, Geoff should be named Paul, the office being pallbearers, Marika calling Geoff deadweight 🤌🏻)

[@JoshMarshain]

What an exceptional, almost artful, waste of my time this podcast is

[@iblame_nargles]

Every single time I get the notification for this; I feel nauseous.

[@ethanurborg3517]

is that a phoebe bridgers shirt allie

[@ethanurborg3517]

spoke too soon, she didn't catch Geoff's phoebe reference did she

[@ethanurborg3517]

what a roller coaster of phoebe lore

[@girlgirlgirl1661]

i love it

[@ThePantheons]

Guys I freakin love Marika, she’s a diamond in the rough (bling) and I want to put a diamond on that ring fing

[@dprender97]

Cool hat.

[@moonliterature]

Half the show is songs at this point

[@dprender97]

I like the hat. I do.

[@heyheyhey520]

I watch this show on mute and just read the comments. For my Mental health. Bish.

[@sean80085]

Start video recording for review revue

[@incog.nyto.]

So Geoff's mom is to blame for the man he is today... When is her public apology coming out?

[@AmericanPenguin20]

F1 podcast with Marika as host and geoff veers no where close to it when?

[@stuartholmes372]

Farris come back and cut this whole thing out, these clicks are too much!

[@GregTurismo]

Geoff I can help you move your truck and dump truck

[@crandis]

let’s wax hairless cats

[@jodyvett23]

😂

[@MrXFreaker]

oh this is still a show?

[@matiasreba]

Let's try an episode without Geoff

[@jasond.6284]

Stop The Steel!

[@taxibeats]

Ughhhh…

[@captainautobots]

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