Off Days: Snacks 5

The new Headgum studio in LA has a kitchen. Which sucks when Amir's at work.
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[@sstummy]

Riley is a ghostbuster of herself

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Or you could say, a Jostbuster

[@Pughhead]

Bad outfit, bad you

[@franklinbadge1215]

She really is

[@beclops]

Reilly*. Excuse you, absolutely excuse you

[@CaseySouthern]

@@AnAdequateViolinist Geoff's the jostbuster of jorts

[@vaxt]

I desperately needed Reilly and Geoff to be back on screen like this.

[@incog.nyto.]

Who's Riley

[@calving674]

Love Geoff, no idea who Riley is

[@stonetic2515]

I could do without either of them.

[@GeejMusic]

Yeah dude Amir is not hot at all like these true Lloyd's

[@QuarkGluonPlasma]

It's more than great! It's just ok.

[@joeybagadonuts2650]

"Offensive, bad, not possible" just made it's way to the top of Jake's rebuttals of Amir's insane ideas since 2009.

[@laurastall4419]

so excited these are back. Everyone looks very grown up and it's kinda strange lol.

[@SeraphsWitness]

Totally looking forward to Riley's Safari, every Tuesday at noon.

[@samcavanagh7993]

Safa-right? More like Safar-no.

[@Gna-rn7zx]

@@samcavanagh7993 "Safa-right"??

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Tuesday at noon for Azerbaijan poon.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@samcavanagh7993 She's an absolute zookeeper of herself

[@sha12310]

@@Gna-rn7zx WHAT'S THAT???!!!

[@skalty9868]

These new headgum sketches are RIDIKIDONKY. I gotta get one ba-ba-ba-baddddd

[@philrichardson99]

"Why do you think you need one?"

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@philrichardson99 It... revolutionizes it

[@tinygrove7623]

@@SeraphsWitnesshow does it revolutionize anything?

[@ExtremeUltimo]

So glad skits are back. Really awesome to have a Steve Irwin impersonator in for the first one too, keep em coming!

[@devin_so_devious]

I'm glad to seeing that being on the brink of bankruptcy hasn't stopped these folks

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

It really should have stopped them, we would all be better for it if it did

[@climbitclimate]

who tf just liked it, it was at 69… you jumped the freakin’ carp man

[@awoodhouse17]

are they actually? where can you find this data?

[@devin_so_devious]

@@awoodhouse17 it's just a bit they do in their KZbin videos. They always mention how bad the company is doing

[@awoodhouse17]

@@devin_so_devious and is there actually a problem with geoff going on, or is it all cool and also a bit and a gaff?

[@sammystank7174]

YALL LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS

[@Luke08Sadler]

Forreal they all look hot in this. That's that post-panny glo up shit, forget what I was telling you earlier

[@seanyeatts]

It's unbelievable how deep F1 is weaseling its way into the Headgum universe. Cyril Abiteboul is maybe the most niche joke I've ever heard.

[@mw95v]

It's the last thing I expected to hear

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

Cereal: a bite? A bowl!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

First time I needed Google just to understand the wording of a Jake and Amir joke. Even the Mensa kids would throw that Trivial Pursuit card out. ;)

[@CaseySouthern]

hearing a FORMER F1 team principal of a midfield team being referenced makes me more than happy, it makes me devastated

[@harrisonwest4032]

for whatever reason i feel like f1 and headgum have similar audiences

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

Love the way Reilly says "I'm fucking sorry?"

[@johnchapman1132]

Look who comes crawling back. That’s awesome dude

[@dedicatedsleuth]

My husband and I got married the week this came out and to keep our morale up and our smiles authentic during the interminable photoshoot, we were whispering lines from this to each other. Thank God there was not a video element

[@onionslaps]

Been eating a lot of cinnamon toast hunch recently. So it’s cinnamon on rye, but I have this gut feeling about it. An intuition of sorts.

[@psuley1977]

An intuition of jorts?

[@coffin7904]

so good to see geoff thriving

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

His podcast just got canceled what do you mean, the last thing he did was read a full chapter of Zona Gale’s “Hearts Kindred” with no commentary or comedy

[@kkithefirst8444]

@@AnAdequateViolinist I was laughing AT him

[@incog.nyto.]

Seeing Geoff smile ... haunts me, for a lack of a better term

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Striding and thriving. A horny cassanova with a hat to match.

[@michaelbateman2563]

Loving the new graphics! And y’all came back swinging! Great sketch, can’t wait for the next one!

[@CatbunRiley]

The return of the sketches did not disappoint, the only thing that disappoints me is that this long over played sketch trope of Schmuel and Josh just listing ridiculous names still makes me chortle and chuckle so much my nearest and dreariest all worry for my sanity and sense, on a tuesday no less, how is that fair? It's deserved.

[@SharKCS11]

They just want to do things that make a smile of you!

[@AndrewPonti]

Amir unleashing his insanity upon Riley and Geoff is still hilarious. I wonder if he will try to show them his costumes one day :D

[@Datduuudeee]

When the world needed them most...they vanished

[@eyoelberhane_blackmoth]

"What kind of brunch happens at a synagogue?" This offended every sense of my body, and I love it! Love seeing these guys and gals back for regular gifs, and of course they ring 2022 in with another SNACKS.

[@samhouston2800]

So good to see Jake, Amir and Rilley back!

[@PogieJoe]

To quote beloved cereal mascot Tony the H.R. Giger, "They'rrrrre grrrrrrrrrrrrross!" Great to have you back.

[@brendannn]

So great to see Headgum videos back! Exactly what I didn’t need in my life right now

[@awoodhouse17]

why? what happened?

[@TriforceTK]

"Offensive, bad, not possible" LOL

[@roelwalstra]

ITS BACK. Im shaking with joy!!

[@rowantreeofknowledge9475]

And thus the most acclaimed series on KZbin makes a triumphant, yet tasteful, return! I'm more than okay, I'm devastated!

[@T4ke2]

It’s so fitting that the first video back is a Snacks and I honestly think it was the best one yet

[@Thisath100]

Ever since that "we're back" video I've been binge eating your old videos. It's so great to have new content and to take in how different, but similar, you guys look now.

[@samhardie5423]

“Terra-miss-you” (tiramisu). It’s when your ex Terra wants you back, so you munch on her lady fingers

[@carterwatson8594]

I deserve so much more than this.

[@natedevins2920]

NO WAY AM I BELEIVING MY EYES?!?!!

[@manasavachat5101]

This video was a real snack like the nonut. A nonut is a donut you eat while doing no nut November on a bean.

[@SeraphsWitness]

in a hat

[@euansmith3092]

@@SeraphsWitness witta side of sauce

[@Joe__M]

@@SeraphsWitness on rice

[@themonesterman6307]

new graphics, NEW FITS, BETTER AUDIO, BETTER JACKET! NAH! BETTER YOU!

[@aravindvinayakan]

Looks like I'm gonna need to head to the old Trader Joe's for some snacks 🤠

[@chrisbyerly]

Traitor Joe’s is where you find these abominations

[@incog.nyto.]

Looks like it's time for another edition of the Trader Joes Snacks Dinner-Steaks-Dal Croissantlet Tourna-Mint Chip Ice Cream of Hangry Victors

[@bobxyzp]

Could you pick up some Cornchomps? You know, Cornchomps, my childhood favorite snack? Cornchomps. Cornchomps!

[@simonwayne7916]

It’s really nice of headgum to have Geoff in the video even though he was disgracefully fired

[@DzhonijsDeelis]

Amir's delivery in this sketch is just pure gold. I'v watched this about 20 times now.

[@purts2]

The replay stats after amirs climax and geoff points it out is hilarious.

[@0axel078]

I needed this a bad amount. Which is good.

[@Business_Skeleton]

They back baby

[@Maseiken]

Coming back after learning who Cyril Abiteboul is and it really transforms the whole sketch

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

THEY'RE BACK, BABY!!!

[@baz.ps.9068]

in this sketch Geoff wasn’t the bad guy but I still feel like he is a bad guy if that makes sense?

[@Carter6197]

this is the greatest day of my life

[@laurencottle397]

Riley’s little scoot after the lunchbox joke is just golden 😂😂😂

[@scrungly]

they're back baby!!!!!

[@EvynnexEvynne]

IM CRYING TEARS OF SOY, THEY’RE BACK!!! HENRY

[@nilsberg5942]

Riley and Geoff are the perfect comedic partners for Jake and Amir. This four has always really worked.

[@daphnetrodon]

Missed the sketches so much!! So glad to see you all back in the office and broker than ever!

[@heathercalun4919]

Amir: The Equinox? Ever heard of it? Jake: How did you eat an astrological event? Amir: I SAID THE EQUIN-OX! It's a prehistoric beast, a chimera, the missing link between a horse and a water buffalo. Jake: Not what I expected you to say. Amir: My cousin Gryan hunted the last one to extinction in '92, and he's been cutting jerky from it ever since. Jake: Unsanitary, unscientific. Amir: Yeah, that's why there's not much left. We're only allowed to treat ourselves twice a year, on the solstice.

[@graysamsung8983]

Im extremely glad that these are back and happening again

[@richaw1652]

Stoked these are back! I aspire to hold a cup with the reckless akimbo of Reilly at 2:40

[@Chamerlengo]

We need more Bad Reilly and an Amir character and Geoffrey the dumbass team up! Jake would never recover from a duo like that!

[@joshcarter323]

First they name drop Marc Bulger, now they’re referencing Cyril Abiteboul. Pulling the absolute deepest cuts of athletes or athlete-adjacent people.

[@mmmatches]

*Cereal

[@jlnba20]

Not many things make me smile more than Reilly's laugh!

[@andydavidson6673]

This is good. This is right. For me to have this.

[@ejaybugboythree]

Riley really sold the anger in this sketch. It had me cracking up.

[@marioparra00]

I'm so glad you guys are back in action! Please keep the videos coming.

[@b3productions974]

Geoff looking great with the long hair. Glad yall are back!

[@JonathanRuchlis]

Escar-NO, so it's boiled snails but they want nothing to do with you

[@koziol552]

YES dude, we’re back finally. So glad to see the crew getting back into comedy.

[@fritos923]

More like "Cereal? I'll eat a bowl." Right guys?

[@printornkordumrong9926]

Anyone else notice Rilence making a particularly odd pose when at 0:26 Amirand delivers gold?

[@Musicofwei]

You guys make me laugh when i almost never do these days

[@lukethorp8213]

Geoff wrote this mid way through watching Drive to Survive

[@jo.comics]

So happy to see y'all back and in good spirits! ☺️

[@michelphilippe193]

“He just came” 😂🤣

[@Skimblie]

Love that you keep some outtakes in there!!

[@jtsizzle6918]

This video is truly a nirvana of itself

[@nategrey86]

i'm glad these are back. ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f the pandemic and the wars, and the shootings. more of this please.

[@sjp2649]

How is Geoff so handsome that he still looks amazing with that atrocious combination of hair, mustache, and outfit

[@arkmaphar]

Amir might be at his most classist in this one

[@swiper33333]

Outtakes are gold as usual

[@juandiegoprado]

0:18 reminds me of an episode of If I Were You from a couple months ago where Amir starts talking about made up cereal mascots and one of the catchphrases he came up with was “Eat them out of my box”

[@lognott]

"hety keep it down, marty can hear and I don't want to get in trouble today"

[@oxodity]

I have MISSED this 😍

[@s3575]

Great to see you 4 back

[@tylerdrama]

only thing missing is a side of SAUCE

[@jamesthesoulreaver]

Loved this so much !

[@k1ng5urfer]

so good to see Riley and Geoff back!

[@nowthatsurban]

You're back!!!

[@quantumshenanigans]

The outtakes are somehow even better than the video

[@jessejfriesen]

Awesome energy and rhythm

[@devin_so_devious]

This is the greatest way to come back lmao

[@spookyNiles]

Yes please! Geoff is looking swole out there love to see it

[@hass9510]

guys, this was great. Great thing to wake up to, hilarious

[@Senyaotl]

Finally! They’re back 🙌🏽

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

Too cool to see Amir finally stand up for himself at the end there. It was earned and it was rice.

[@miks8]

Finally!! yes!! Headgum videos are gold! We need more off days & shit. I will patron you guys if ya'lls having money problems

[@rainaraphael8212]

I love the luke skywalker bespin fit on Riley in this

[@christianjackley8932]

This absolutely made my day I love to see the gang back and I missed Riley!

[@ackoladeTV]

wild that two years of a pandemic has had a net zero impact on headgum’s financial straits

[@francodicola9530]

I missed these so much

[@YungRasputin]

GOD I NEEDED THIS

[@mackflynncaswell6488]

damn geoff lookin super fine😋😋😋😋 keep wearin those nice fitting shortsleeves

[@audih0e]

Everybody clowning but Riley looks cool as hell

[@nonyabusinessinc]

Hell yeah she does.

[@jacobreed953]

Finally! Keep em coming!

[@KonkeyDongkey]

I can't wait for the inevitable Outtakes Volume 4

[@jmensack324]

“We’re supposed to be, like, the adults in charge here”

[@Simonpar95]

Here for the Cyril Abiteboul shoutout

[@nyxunderhill6437]

Jakes lookin 😳💜