Off Days: Snacks 3

[@spodybanjack8800]

'Not a snack... The death of a frenchman?' is the best comic timing I've heard all month

[@Thickolas]

Whoever came up with "An Oreo Maxi-Pad for that time of the Crunch," give them the award

[@plasticbutler]

Jake hasn't come back from the store since Snacks 1 cuz he's still looking for Corn Chomps.

[@rdear]

You know? Like 'Let's do corn chomps?'

[@BarginsGalore]

It’s in the Willy Wonka section

[@SamSchilling]

That is true.

[@caidenpriaulx6492]

Jesus, was Amir talking about himself at 3:09?

[@mariabrown6926]

Of jorts

[@stefanotsorbs8231]

:(

[@kerfufflings]

the slow camera zoom killed me lmao

[@ironwithin3875]

Caiden Priaulx lets hope not, his new podcast is good though

[@QuillsOnWheels]

This is so sad lmao

[@crispben]

The self awareness was heartbreaking and genius

[@ErraticEclipse]

Oreo Maxi Pad : For that time of the *CrUnCh*

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

I fucking died when he said it

[@AndrewPonti]

That delivery reminded me of "Bah dah dat dah dah.... I'm lovin' SNATCH!"

[@Superior123123Cool]

Genius

[@nordaan89]

No!

[@superneko99]

The point is that Amir is a homeowner

[@Thickolas]

So I would caution you to proceed with reverence

[@Bubdiddly]

The point is I get into house parties!

[@markkittel44]

Being a homeowner is only important if you're rich about it.

[@thecreepycuck6036]

Meaning: he owns a home

[@calibmatlock]

"It's like cotton candy but it's breathable." That is such an unbelievably funny but also underplayed joke. Holy shit.

[@vallraffs]

Amir still has the cast-iron skillet that his dad chucked at the back of his face? Good for him.

[@martinlawson6421]

Valter Östberg The back of his face?!

[@vallraffs]

@@martinlawson6421 The back of his frickin' face, yeah!

[@dixiecronin7791]

How?!

[@nojsimpson]

ahh yes, the grilled jizz sandwich. an early addition to the list of snacks

[@judeofford]

the typecast iron skillet cookie was a bit too real lol

[@lulusobel8643]

glad someone said it.

[@lulusobel8643]

@@theopenmouth9695 truw

[@Qwerasd]

I can't believe they actually did lasik on a a a a a a a -- a chipmunk! A little deer sucker, of jorts.

[@Qwerasd]

Okaro Shinn you don't get it, I *WANT* DIS!

[@nojsimpson]

“a triathalon is running, swimming and biking not drinking, fucking, and stealing yall’s cash”

[@hellospenjo]

Love the longer bloopers, but... We need an entire bloopers compilation... 🙏

[@MissyFaye]

loool the slow dramatic zoom in at the typecast cookie bit

[@fdrdevotee]

2:40 Ohhhh. It's not a croque-monsieur, it's a CROAKED monsieur. I get it.

[@justinz9225]

This was such a long video, we actually deserved this. "Ya bish, no" was my personal favorite.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

We absolutely deserve more.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

One video a week? More like one video a WEAK!

[@melcanlas3467]

Nah man. We earned it.

[@mada1241]

We definitely deserve so much more than this.

[@JaxonBurn]

An Oreo maxi-pad, for that time of the CRUNCH!

[@StevoDesign]

I can't stop watching the Snacks videos

[@eggo5643]

same, they help me fall asleep at this point lmao

[@Randyy1]

2:34 Amir reading the script lol

[@shipwreck9146]

Chicken Stock, Footage! That's right! royalty free broth!

[@jesusthroughmary]

3:04 is definitely breaking the fourth wall

[@JiklopDave]

3:09 I don't think Amir is just talking about the skillet cookie here.

[@samanthaschultz38]

Omg I remember when he said "for that time of the crunch" in a Scrolls episode of Jake and Amir 💞💫

[@justinneal926]

All of Geoff’s little comments had me rolling!!! 😂 “…She said it loud enough for you to hear it.”

[@pouriarajaee6811]

Og amir at its purest

[@weezact7]

Yeah, but it doesn't have the same appeal without Jake to play off him. It feels forced and stilted. My personal hierarchy is: Jake & Amir (Jake is the straight man) Amir & Jake (Amir is the straight man) Geoffrey the dumbass and "Psycho Riley" Geoff/Riley & Amir (Geoff and/or Riley is the straight man/woman) They're all enjoyable to watch, but personally, I find myself laughing much less as the vids move down the hierarchy. I guess J&A just hit the right buttons for me.

[@gordonjeffrey8616]

A drunk raisin for this chipmunk craisin makes the ladies start glazin'!

[@enforceOM]

This is the OG Amir that we all love from Jake and Amir

[@connorgreen2264]

enforceOM it's the type cast skillet cookie who's been pigeonholed into a specific role for its life. Because of an early project that he commuted to and now he sorta can't get outta that, avenue. Cause everyone views him as that ..cookie ... bites

[@MyopicFox]

@@connorgreen2264 yeah that made me sad because its true

[@PaperweightBoxing]

I see Amir is still carrying this operation.

[@CpttCanada]

Please keep making these!

[@creepycassette]

3:05 things got real

[@aprilgayed]

Amir looking like their dad with his greying hair! Feels so nostalgic! 😭

[@MrSlimSheaD]

You guys gotta release a new outtakes compilation video

[@henrysteiner8136]

Amir’s existential crisis at 3:04 was amazing

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

Geoffery-"We're never right"

[@nderohan]

More outtakes!!!

[@quinnhudson6064]

It got real there for a second

[@henrygoodyear2029]

I live in Halifax really close to a staples

[@marioparra00]

So freaking good. Please never stop doing these.

[@Howler54Z]

3:57 Geoff's face, that's the face I made for the entire video.

[@viriathusthelanthrobat7516]

What happened? There hasnt been a new video in 3 weeks

[@ejoshcoron]

"you're are boss!" lol they should have used that line. I'm loving this Snacks series

[@rnjbond230]

If you're going to make three Snacks videos, just make one. If you're going to make three Snacks videos, just make one. If you're going to make three Snacks videos, just make one.

[@henrywolfe6929]

This episode is gold my god

[@ravenreignn]

I love how much fun they have doing this one

[@sludgehub]

this was the best headgum video, actually fits of laughter

[@armandmanoukian]

The cotton candy - linen candy joke is overlooked! And I'm mad! Seething, even.

[@Powerzize]

The Death of a Frenchman would be a great follow up video, same aesthetic as Geoffrey: Noir

[@Avatarodin]

I definitely thought Amir was gonna go into a rant about being typecast

[@heliumtrapeze69]

Love Riley's new earings

[@Angels510]

What so you think only women can wear earrings?

[@yokesyokes1047]

heliumtrapeze RACIST

[@ThePurpledingbat]

I’m tryna buy these for my gf anyone know where I can buy them?

[@Justin-tp1mx]

Anything with a hoop looks ghetto af, anything yanking your earlobe down is weird, small jewelry is ok because you don't really notice it.

[@mrcruz1107]

they’re different... in a fun way.

[@natedevins7161]

Marty owes me his hat. Amir said if I paid $20 during a Instagram live stream (which i did) he would give it to me and no one has reached out to me

[@fxlkpunkrapper]

show tapes

[@natedevins7161]

those rules wern't solid before you paid, rendering you both wrong and stupid

[@natedevins7161]

Mac Matheson headgum as a company made a deal. I took it first

[@Angels510]

$20 is a bit light for a hat OR theft my dude

[@getlowpapoose]

nate Devins what do you expect from amir, he’s a liar and a thief

[@Donnshin]

This got too real about the typecast iron skillet cookie. Now I'm sad.

[@rageagainst10]

Hell yeah from Halifax! I know the staples he bought that masterlock at! So proud.

[@UTubeGenius]

There hasn’t been new content in a while. I hope everything is ok.

[@eggo5643]

they're active on Instagram, i'm sure they're ok :)

[@UTubeGenius]

EGGO I didn't know, thanks for the info. Will be checking them out there.

[@Billy_3]

You know how someone looks weird without glasses if they’ve been wearing them all their life? I think I’m past that stage with Amir. Dude looks kinda good.

[@marshalltimmermans]

Those earrings are nice. They're different... but in a fun way.

[@jtvanilla1776]

Oreo maxi-pad for that time of the cronch. I have tears pouring down my face 😂😂😂😂

[@ejoshcoron]

For that time of the CRUNCH! 😂😂

[@dakotawilson3277]

I could watch literal hours of bloopers.

[@antonsavosin75]

Those snacks should be listed on a scroll

[@philm1640]

Id like to see a list of these ...written on a scroll preferably

[@smokejc]

an oreo maxipad for that time of the crunch

[@cocojinx9193]

This video is better than good! It's fine.

[@RobberStormfire]

It's dece even

[@mikelor84]

it's amber

[@citizensnips2400]

Top 10 Snacks to Horrify and Confuse your Best Friends with! By: Michelle Brobama!

[@markkittel44]

So youre not even bothering to write these lists on scrolls anymore?

[@ramseiiwelton7047]

Mark Kittel Number 10! Eating men! Deep fry a mr.goodbar after a cross country tour to California, kidnapping and breaking into his estate, now that’s what I call having veggies on your plate

[@markkittel44]

@@ramseiiwelton7047 you think Mr. Goodbar is an actual person?

[@smig_grig]

This is absolutely the death of a snatchelor RIP marty

[@NougatCN]

He’s a homeowner

[@jgaldos123]

You guys make year

[@blumenwitz6278]

In that bag was just 5 Litres of piping hot split pea soup

[@Bignic2008]

Wow was not expecting that Halifax shoutout!

[@FearAddict]

3:08 - Amir... are you okay buddy?

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Can we give Riley some daps for absolutely pulling off those earrings? Absolutely YES with a capital NO

[@Last_Respecter]

She is an angry bitch, but she is calm.

[@Kosii08]

An Oreo maxi pad..for that time of the *CRUNCH*

[@yellurbandana]

No

[@edwardnigma9708]

Damn those grey hairs coming through for amir. A silver fox all the way

[@asmodeodh]

You guys are GOLD and also anti foam XDD

[@ralleks]

Poor Paul, when he is not getting destroyed by superhumann, he is being mauled by a bison :(

[@evyverschaeve9742]

I love watching Geoff break every other time they cut away from Amir

[@brandonwilcox7411]

Hey guys, so... the fuck is up? I deserve so much more than this this this... ghosting of me.

[@dionneelsayed3890]

Every time I see one of these videos I’m like “shit, it’s Thursday already?”

[@L33tSoulja]

Damn, this episode made me hungry. I'm headed to Rafe's for some Frail Mix. Can I interest you in a slice?

[@ejoshcoron]

I love the outtakes 🤣

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Geoff could not hold back the laughs this ep

[@mariabrown6926]

Im in the mood for a corn chomp right now

[@LOLHICRONO]

quite annoyed that my youtube algorithm never suggested these back then despite knowing i binged on all of collegehumor's old stuff (esp jake and amir)

[@JayMiV]

Royalty free broth, jesus christ this is creative lol

[@dobetterwill8003]

It got real man it got really real

[@georgesampson360]

the death of a frenchman?

[@Skimblie]

Geoffrey has not stopped laughing once

[@WillToWinvlog]

"we're never right" "let's not guess" LOL

[@nekrothis]

This is the best one in a while, so much so, I don't even mind that Riley still somehow needs to be in all of them.

[@mada1241]

What?

[@scottwasson]

It takes two of them to play Jake?

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Took me awhile to get "And a-whey I go"

[@joeiscoolification]

This should be the next binging with babish

[@markkittel44]

Chicken shake??? How dare you assault Rick Fox like that.

[@troll-ss1ll]

I can't have a goddamn raisin?

[@cwhouse328]

Geoffrey is barely keeping it together throughout this entire skit.

[@tom_something]

What on Earth would Amir know about being typecast? /s

[@AndrewPonti]

Amir is unsettling without the glasses. Also, i see the real Amir is back today.. I wonder if his eggs were Amir Style. I was hoping he'd put on sunglasses really fast. Also, shaking a chicken? INHUMANE!

[@shlannaseibert7590]

I liked the part where they reference him owning a home, & now I’d like Avital to play this character’s soulmate.

[@insertname7583]

These coy Divas are milking this snack trend

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

milk? THATS A SNACK

[@babyskunkcat]

I sense a 10 episode mini series!

[@JeromeBeckett]

ROYALTY FREE BROTH!

[@Kaervek87]

Weird... I was in Halifax a week ago... and bought a pad lock...

[@slycooper459]

That voice crack at 0:21