Project Dumbweigh - The Headgum Podcast - 170

Amir, Marika, Casey, and Allie join Geoff to discuss the new Jersey Mike's ad campaign, niche city tours, and fashion!
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[@takatotakasui8307]

This show makes me better at criticizing my peers

[@DarcyThompsonFilm]

Absolutely of course the episode where Geoff is proud of himself for “being set up and prepared” is the one where the whole episode the PiP of Marika keeps flipping to a bad alt angle of the LA studio where you can see the main camera.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

I wouldn’t whey it any other RICE

[@JohnnyKenny]

I was so confused before she spoke like did they do this on purpose?

[@matiasreba]

we couldnt even see Marika's outfit

[@clipz2520]

I love when Amir’s in a good mood😂

[@Nidht]

I love when Amir.

[@JohnnyKenny]

HERE COMES A GUY

[@Winteramen]

5:47 Amir always pulls that "don't look at me when you say that" and I realize that happens cos Geoff looks at Amir for validation. This whole brother thing is hilarious. They're classic older brother younger brother

[@Winteramen]

then Marika with the middle child vibe, a little left out but hits these laser one-liners with pure apathy.

[@Winteramen]

just to clarify, is honey dew the green one or the yellow one?

[@counterpoprecords]

​@@Winteramenit's the RIND one

[@Winteramen]

​@@counterpoprecordsUSA Rice

[@delusi0n]

Allie is definitely a summer salad; Geoffrey is loose ground beef, boiled.

[@Syrange13]

The choice to cut away from Marika to a second, almost identical shot of the room whenever she's not talking is peak headgum podcast.

[@andydavidson6673]

Since they didn't get much of a chance to cover it, Geoff-as-an-entree is canonically "a microwaved Easy Mac that's too cold in some spots and so overdone the noodles are hard in others."

[@quinncurren491]

5 years ago I responded to one of Amir’s Snapchat stories and said he looked old. He opened it and didn’t respond. He looks really youthful in this episode, however

[@anthony7960]

The only thing better than dunking on Geoff is dunking on Amir. Approved.

[@2001goldeagle]

The first time I heard the rhythm of the slice I thought I was in some type of fever dream. Then I realized it was real life and figured that he was moonlighting. Somehow someone is equally as messed up as Geoff and thought of that.

[@flipdiesel9652]

Diesel is in the house y’all. What an absolute hodge pod

[@michaelramsey82]

"hodge pod" is such a good description of this show

[@cheddarandsourcream]

I know we all jokingly talk shit about Geoff, sometimes not so jokingly but this pod really is a highlight of my fridays when Geoff isn’t completely phoning it in of course.

[@komatosfulcrum]

whenever Friday rolls around and a new episode pops up i'm always like "do i really want to watch another episode of this?" invariably i do, and it's almost always some of the funniest shit i've seen all week. i don't know what it says about me, and you, Geoff, that i can't seem to bring myself to trust that it's going to be good

[@sofiaposadas1]

Absolute favorite day of the week. TGIF (thus Geoff is FINE).

[@BoolyK]

NICE

[@Winteramen]

It's FIENNES

[@ThePantheons]

If Marika looks like she has COVID someone get me to a cough party

[@BoolyK]

I don't like the Geoff guy

[@Nidht]

Yeah, not sure why they're adding new characters this late into the season.

[@GregTurismo]

I really like him

[@MattyP650]

You aren’t alone. This podcast has 750 views after 3.5 hours

[@BoolyK]

@@GregTurismo actually no yeah ok I see it lol

[@siemprerm2763]

No one does Marika as the host is 10x better

[@takatotakasui8307]

I'm always really sensitive to any potential crossover between Headgum and It's Always Sunny, specifically Amir Blumenfeld and Charlie Day, so hearing Danny DeVito's voice over The Rhythm Of The Slice almost gave me a heart attack Shout out to when Lin Manuel Miranda was on the It's Always Sunny podcast. I'll never forget when he beat down Encyclopedia Brown

[@PaulBlartPetSmartFalseStart]

I heard something about an undescended testicle. An "incident at the renaissance festival"?

[@delusi0n]

Marika looks so pretty!

[@Thickolas]

Everybody seems like they're living life to the fullest in this episode! Tennis, romance, new hairstyles. Meanwhile Geoff has seen his last paid gig for the rest of the decade+

[@BMDNERD]

I'm about 5 minutes in, is there a good reason for why Marika is popping in and not just onscreen?

[@bobsonny]

not exactly a good reason, but geoff

[@seanwalsh9942]

Once again Geoff manages to drag what would’ve been a classic episode down to a sour mediocrity

[@theflamingmushullama]

I can tell this started 12 minutes late

[@C4rps]

How have we gone from having: qualified producers -> Geoff -> nobody being behind the desk?

[@eple1955]

The energy is a lot better when Geoff isn't behind the desk tbh

[@aidanmerris2653]

Marika seeing the arctic monkeys has me seething with well… envy! Alex Turner as next weeks bond of the week.

[@Winteramen]

6:59 this might just be my favorite moment in Headgum

[@MrBallofa]

Amir is in his Bully Arc!!

[@ebadkhan7649]

Geoff not being able to name a dish for Marika was really... tacky

[@taxibeats]

Loving the hair Marika!

[@thesuperherosoul]

Geoff is undoubtedly a seared rice dish of jorts. Funny in the moment maybe, but ultimately not satisfying. The grains have now been welded to the bottom of the expensive pot your grandma got you off your wedding registry. You’ve left it to soak for days now but it’s not coming off. She is ash now as is the rice and your left wondering if the bit was really worth it. 10/10

[@flipdiesel9652]

This is messed up. This is the first ever episode where I thought Amir’s outfit was kinda sick then Geoff ROASTED HIS LITTLE ASS. Savage 😮

[@gabrielloeb8852]

You deserve so much better than Geoff will EVER allow

[@hoopapallobah13]

2:23 in and Marika’s coming through with the YEET 🔥🔥

[@lotrfun-xv1ic]

Love the callback to Amir’s oh say can you grease🎵

[@JoshMarshain]

The best podcast you wouldn't recommend to *anyone*

[@MattyP650]

True story, I put this podcast on for my brother and he straight up got up and went to his room to take a nap in the middle of the day after about 10 minutes

[@80lemon80]

I put this podcast on for my dad and guess what? He freaking moved

[@GregTurismo]

3:16 Amir, do not say one of your employees is cake and the other employee is icing on them.

[@donotworried]

Best part of my Friday. Funny ep 😆

[@ejoshcoron]

14:37 Geoff wanting HGP Army to vair (start a movement) or are we geoffties?

[@CollinRapp33]

That’s vair. That’s MORE than vair.

[@BIDZ180]

Absolute killer ep

[@Zepto_]

why do i have to look at this geoff guy twice where's marika

[@sinn1sl0ken]

Geoff: I need to get out of this podcast Geoff when he hears someone sing a pilaf-themed version of the national anthem: How much time you got?

[@coreyperdue1966]

i sent 5 bucks to geoff on venmo suggesting rice songs. Why jot?

[@UFODave69]

This pod gets a nod

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

why did you upload this?

[@counterpoprecords]

Best episode in the last couple weeks 🙏

[@cass3088]

Think outside the bus is soo crazy it’s magnificent.

[@Michael-zj5gp]

love that everyone's upset at Marika being poutine, like it's offensive to be a sloppy bowl of carbs covered in a sauce and cheese, but everything's set right when they correct Geoff to make Marika.... a pasta dish

[@proxyplea]

shoutout to Allie for winning at DATING IN LA

[@conorsinnott7160]

S Tier ep

[@fun-fu2283]

You know whoever wrote that DeVito commercial is an HGP fan. Geoffrey is defamed for this

[@BigMcChriss]

This is my second favorite headgum podcast foursome. For some? REASON

[@matiasreba]

I've been spoiled by actually good podcasts in that I expect good shots and framing and not just a static wide

[@markpmcd]

8 minutes in and Marika absolutely takes the reigns in this one, leaving Geoff in her wake like a honeydew. But she LIKES honeydew so it's like.. make up your goddamn mind. I'm live tweeting my reaction to this episode. Danny Devito is a diva papa roach for stealing rhythm of the rind.

[@matiasreba]

the hayday of this podcast is behind us

[@guitarandrums]

16:23 I’m wheezing

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

I won't drink till Sunday football, I won't drink till Sundat football Headgum Podcast posts Dangit

[@takatotakasui8307]

Clovis Donahue is pretty good

[@miamiheat123456]

Great running gag to ask grace to cut that out and then nothing is cut out. Obviously I’d jump for joy if this entire show were cut out but alas.

[@matiasreba]

Geoffrey's sense of style is ludicrous

[@GoodDaySa]

who edited this so that we couldnt see maricas fit during project dumbway... smh

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Offal rankings Golden Mike - gotta be Amir I think! Actually because I’ve never done this before and to honour Jake in previous episodes, i have to give it to him. Amir wrestles the turdie from Geoff this episode for trying to cover up jakes win with my own memory fog. After that eh…. Casey was fine, Ally was a joy and Marika was a bit…. Hangry? I don’t know heh.

[@reedsanders3861]

I always wait way to long to click play when this show accidentally pauses because I jsut assume Geoff stopped talking mid sentence.

[@Hossyboy420]

First date, 3rd date and when you…… sealed the deal

[@timfernandes832]

I would like this in 70mm IMAX.

[@Shellitronnn]

i hope it was a joke location when geoff says the neighborhood marika lives in

[@zin.bricks]

16:18 SAY TEH LIST UH UH UH

[@afroshark2799]

Only Geoff would consider Africa by Toto a niche reference...

[@aotscout1120]

Cute look Marika

[@kelkanta]

put it back behind the desk Edit: #notmyfrontman

[@natedavis1125]

Amir desperately trying to find the good in the unfortunate foods he was being compared to is the true definition of pathetic

[@aeternitasnox5151]

Amir and Marika gaslight Geoff like a Wehrmacht Commando’s Abwehrflammenwerfer 42 and I propose a trial. Nuremberg or otherwise. James was in the right this time.

[@azamat_bagatov69]

2 seconds in and Amir looks like a cross between 15 and 55. Not good.

[@Hossyboy420]

Holy fuck 55:05 is too good

[@roadsidefruitstand]

not a gravy fan but fries isnt bad to be

[@Brett.A]

Where’s Marika?

[@Nidht]

Why's Marika?

[@marinarabandit]

Imo Geoff is a shrimp jambalaya

[@Arceoxys]

Once again Geoff and his thin ankles (thankles) are ruining my Friday morning. Why does he keep getting away with it? When will we know justice? Why is he such a villain of... me?

[@jofosho2762]

Increase marika''s volume next time; nice podcast btw... NOT, gottem heh; what's a hypoteneuse

[@Mimmest1]

For lack of a better word... yuck

[@colelinnekin8823]

Can i ask a real question: wheres Johnny? Did i miss something?

[@ejoshcoron]

He's not with Headgum anymore

[@colelinnekin8823]

@@ejoshcoronoh damn, do we know if he left or was let go

[@ejoshcoron]

He was in sales. Prob was never going to be a long term job for him@@colelinnekin8823

[@MrBallofa]

cancelled@@colelinnekin8823

[@GregTurismo]

This is day 27 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Woah! Who’s that hip young gentlemen with the backwards hat and crows feet? I guess the youth are going grey on purpose these days!

[@captainautobots]

20:39 ad ends 32:40 ad 2 ends 40:10 Amir's fashion faux pas

[@captainautobots]

16:09 executive orders talk