Hear me out! Maybe a Nissan Altima isn’t that bad? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Just-Two-Bros]

Forrest really hating on Altima drivers fr 💀

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@johnb3587]

He’s right though

[@codehammer10]

Shots Fired! hes 100% right tho. Most crimes are committed in Altimas also lol

[@asifazad2704]

So true. Altima drivers driving like they they are in a Lambo

[@Little_Jacob_Rasta]

does he mean that Altima drivers are slow?

[@Has7DCT]

Ah yes, Altima drivers. Casually doing 100 in a school zone

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@user-360johnn]

The cvt is deceptively fast

[@captainrex8769]

@@user-360johnnThis. My car would be considered slow by almost every metric, but when I drive my mom’s Murano it takes almost no effort to get up and over the speed limit

[@nolongerafraid4782]

​@@33mileshigh😊9

[@itsAlphaFox]

​​@@user-360johnnn a pathfinder the initial start is really sluggish but once you get past ~20MPH it just GOES QUICK in a bit of an uncontrolled feeling way

[@thegooeymanschannel7128]

Nissan Altima drivers are very glad to know you can easily fit a person in the trunk

[@billybobjr762]

As, someone who drives a nissan... I am glad to hear that

[@thegooeymanschannel7128]

@billybobjr762 I think it only counts if its an Altima.

[@sacramentofoodforest]

😂😂

[@Crystal-2028]

The backseats also fold down

[@thegooeymanschannel7128]

@@Crystal-2028 true true I'm just here for the memes

[@rah.33m]

Nothing can beat the 2002-2012 Altima era with all the driver memes too 😭

[@VinwardWasHere]

My 2010 is still kicking

[@Shiestey]

It’s because the memes were TRUE lmao you see one of those on the road chances are it’s got body damage and the driver has warrants

[@rah.33m]

@@Shiestey Bro and the MISSING DOOR HANDLES ON THE 3rd GEN ONES HOLY 😭 those used to always break 🤧

[@soulx-pb5lk]

I know a car is trash when they take up or have a dedicated spot at the junkyard.

[@Jamellii]

Can confirm as a 2012 Altima owner we do in fact drive 80 in a school zone gotta stay locked in for that next CVT appointment

[@CorbinOutdoors]

“Which is exactly how Altima drivers drive 100% of the time” 😂💀

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@jonathancharles21]

I see no lie

[@WaiOfTheHub]

Ab so freakin lutely

[@MrLamont1980]

No LIES TOLD😂😂😂😂😂

[@wyattkoz5917]

Fax!!

[@Lifechangecredit]

Nissan Altima is the baby momma classic

[@ThatCarGuy2]

Fr

[@calebkent6706]

Fax

[@MarloSoBalJr]

😂 This!... and the Honda Accord

[@danr154]

yep, or a Sentra

[@apersonwholikesburgers]

@@MarloSoBalJrfax

[@skaman125]

130MPH especially when they have to make their exit coming up in 100ft from the 1st lane

[@KPtheDJ216]

You must live in TX 😂

[@DONTCALLMETHAT]

As a truck driver who's always in Texas, I can confirm the above is true 😂

[@kjenglish8748]

​@@KPtheDJ216 yep. Nissan drivers stay swerving through traffic 😭

[@flavio-p]

All this time, I thought Altimas came dented from the factory.

[@watersheep8222]

Their CVTs might be

[@irvingv4177]

With mix matched bumpers

[@exjwsonnytrue9191]

W

[@danielhamby9448]

They did up until this newer model

[@7thCourtPhotography]

They did, but this new body style changed that, no more factory dented panels or mid-matched doors, panels or bumpers. Now when that happens is because of typical Altima Drivers mistakes. 😂

[@6minus3minus2]

Nissan drivers truly do not fear death

[@Fetidaf]

After they’ve gone through the hell of owning a Nissan, they welcome the sweet release of it with open arms. (I own a 370, just couldn’t pass up on the joke)

[@che2335]

BONZAI NISMO!!!

[@JustinPennito]

.....just Altima & Versa owners...

[@shelvsguts]

i remember when i had mine it was an suv i used to just swerve now with my new car it feels scary to do it

[@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg]

They've got nothing to lose

[@EyeDisagreeWithYou]

100%. I see altima drivers in my rear view mirror and i get out of the way quick. Different color body panels are definitely a red flag.

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@33mileshigh]

Special delivery today

[@robertoromero5574]

Bro, it's funny because I drive an Altima, and the dude in front of me moved out of the way, and I floored it

[@FrequencyORD]

or a completely plastic front end 💀💀

[@dextersmithbsee]

😂😂😂

[@pops3288]

I drive a manual scat pack challenger and every time an Altima pulls up next to me I already know what they are thinking…..

[@kevinm.n.5158]

Yall both got the same credit score and driving skill, but they are living within their means and you arent?

[@pops3288]

@@kevinm.n.5158 Prove it.

[@cutthroat795]

“And I took that personally”

[@THambrough]

​@@kevinm.n.5158OMG This HAD ME DEAD 💀😂 😂

[@kevinm.n.5158]

@@pops3288 you drive and very likely finance a challenger, instead of paying cash for a lightweight RWD car like Miata. The interior probably reeks of cologne.

[@noahpickerill3749]

36 combined with 240HP is insane

[@shooterco.]

Altima drivers really think it’s a GTA lobby😭

[@timwinchester2366]

😅 same with G35 drivers

[@oliviersavard8676]

​@@timwinchester2366G35 owners are wild asf, i saw one for sale, the thing was an auto and in the pictures there was one with a huge backfire lmao G35 owners wanted to buy a 350Z but they didn't have the money to do so, so instead they'll blast your ears with "bro its a sleeper bro, its like a cheaper more luxurious 350z bro theyre underrated" in an attempt to convince you (and themselves) that it's not just a shittier 350Z Also I don't remember the last time seeing a G35 that didn't look abused asf

[@peachandtoffee]

​@@oliviersavard8676rlly though, after moving to the united states since 2 months, I've seen alot g35s that are non stock than the altima.

[@oliviersavard8676]

@@peachandtoffee yeah no there aren't really modified altimas, but there are absolutely a ton of abused ones

[@danielhamby9448]

@@oliviersavard8676our dents and dings and mismatched fenders and hoods are our “modifications”

[@Just-Two-Bros]

Forrest really thought he could sneak in one of the filthiest trunk transitions 🤨

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@amin69420]

@@33mileshigh what the fu-

[@J-bird52]

That trunk is so big you could fit a whole forrest in there lol

[@33mileshigh]

MY J'S!!!

[@amin69420]

@@J-bird52 😐😐😑

[@Gamerman-zi5kh]

Honestly I feel like this man could sell me a toaster with wheels, he’s too good

[@dadonn5138]

I’m weak 😂 them Altima drivers be straight nascar drivers 😂

[@jackmemphis777]

My main car currently is a 2024 Hyundai Kona and it's slow af. My backup car is a 2015 Altima and I be whipping that thing 😂

[@FrozenPantiezzz]

As a previous Altima owner and current Infiniti owner, you are SPOT ON 😂😂

[@ezduzit3348]

nooo bro i had an 08 altima as my first car now onto my 05 g35 coupe i’ve had for 3 years i love the thing but the slander never stops🤣 “so you just got an upgraded altima”

[@Q50Lui]

Same here had a 09’ Altima and now have a q50 basically a luxury Altima 😂

[@MkrezyL28E]

Bro you go from one fast to another

[@MkrezyL28E]

Bro you go from one fast to another

[@mudshotit]

same bro altima to g35 sport 6mt🥳

[@ronnies3798]

This guy has absolutely MASTERED the art of short-form content. Love this channel

[@user-ep2sm3jm1o]

I drive a Nissan altima coupe, and I didn't know they were so hated until now 😂 Have had mine since 2011 (it was used too), and it's still doing pretty damn well

[@maggielandrey7232]

Lol I live for the memes, but I love my coupe too 😂

[@jpizel1070]

When a car reviewer's best sales pitch is "It's not that bad" you know they aren't recommending it 😂

[@SuperchargedMustang5]

I look forward to seeing these with the bumper hanging off and passing me on the shoulder at 100

[@gilly3318]

It’s always the front ends that’s bent in or hanging off too lol

[@spletest8977]

That sport mode unlocking 10 more mph

[@NickNakelski]

Sometimes sports mode just increases throttle response and changes exhaust sounds which makes a huge difference it makes u feel like ur going a lot faster

[@orelandosmith5766]

He said 130. Aren't they 140 on the dash

[@Justgreen89925]

​​@@orelandosmith5766 I have a car in my family where the dash ends at 220km/h (136MPH), but the car struggles to even get to 160km/h (100MPH) Dash max speed does NOT mean car max speed

[@eagle25311]

If you have a tuner you can max it out not that I would do that on an altima but the limiters are just computer controlled it's not hard to open it

[@chris9576]

@@orelandosmith5766my sr is 180 on the dash

[@lifegoeson05]

Single moms and their two sons Aiden and Jayden drooling hard right now.

[@storiesfrommars8046]

My friends sister is a single mom, has a son name Jayden and wants a Nissan Altima smh lmfaooooooo

[@user1acount]

Finally a review where I can afford the car

[@chiefmorso]

Last line is 100% accurate

[@Fedex52738]

My man embracing the BIG ALTIMA ENERGY!!!!!!

[@lawnside82]

Poor mans maxima.. lmao😂

[@Fedex52738]

@@lawnside82 Yes😂😂😂😂

[@BigWheel.]

​@@lawnside822020s spiritual sucsessor to the pontiac grand prix

[@CaShDaColdRappa]

​@@Fedex52738ahahahahaha

[@Lfxthewrld]

Bro you already know

[@matthewbrainard7070]

it’s not the car… it’s the drivers

[@Yayayabetbetbet]

Sir you are wrong.. most fast drivers just used to drive an Altima.

[@michaelrainerii3547]

I've never heard a Altima called big sedan 😂. But it's cute little compact for my daughter or good little fuel saving daily. He's mastered these short films though 😂. Keep it up bro. The ending was lol

[@Wonka1776]

CVT left the chat

[@IAmTheGlovenor]

Thank god

[@foxwithtubesox1075]

Didn't leave under its own power, though. Had to be towed away. 🤣

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Smells like success to me😅

[@occckid123]

Have you seen a vc turbo altima transmissions go out?

[@maxharrichand9727]

Bout time

[@TheV8Pumpkin]

Its ok Forrest. We all had a crazy abusive ex that drove an altima 😂

[@YouTubeflakeland]

Amen

[@PicoIsOcip]

Bro you’re a.i

[@dave104832]

Back to therapy I go.... 😢

[@YouTubeflakeland]

@@dave104832 you don't need it if you're ai, you can factory reset, right?

[@Whiskeyj456]

Is this a real thing?? I just left my crazy abusive ex and when we first started dating she was driving an 04’ Altima 💀

[@MXALOVE]

This thing will be going 80mph in a school zone with it’s brights on blasting City Girls.

[@OnlyBanzho]

Forrest you dope asf for doin a video for the average citizen. Great channel

[@oooohapenny4707]

Nah bro at the end of the day its an Altima and you know how altima activities be 💀💀

[@JeanEDeaux]

#1 Hood Champ activities? 😂

[@mocheen4837]

I see a lot of them on the news driving away from the mall smash and grabs.

[@oliviersavard8676]

110 on the highway with expired tags and a spare wheel that's been there for months

[@Agent-201]

Altima Owners: "You thought I was feelin you"

[@cyleonx]

The repo man’s gonna love this one.

[@sheryllambert7980]

😂 being an Altima owner, I can confirm I drive like this all the time!

[@harrybaulsach]

Altima owners boyfriends drive 130 late picking their girl up from work 😂

[@thechasecomplex]

😂😂😂 😅 😢 we were late leaving sides place…

[@texaslegend5076]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oliviersavard8676]

i was about to say that their gf is still in high school but that's wrx owners

[@anwav-]

It's their girlfriend's Altima. She goes to work while he smokes weed and plays PS5.

[@snubsnab8022]

I saw my neighbor pulling out of the driveway with his Altima at 130mph and it was wild so I can definitely attest to that statistic.

[@FNJ720]

How did I not find this channel sooner?!

[@swagzy6278]

The Altima jokes always hit 😂

[@sultangaming3947]

That trunk transition 🔥🔥

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@cyberImperfection]

*That was funny hahaha*

[@FifyKaqiqiPain]

Underrated

[@2akAt74k]

Please review it again when the warranty expires

[@Y_hass]

lmao, exactly! That's why they give you so many features but they unreliable af

[@WESSAMGO]

@@Y_hassno way you called Nissans unreliable 💀

[@Y_hass]

@@WESSAMGO Nissans were reliable until they got bought out by that french company in the 90s.

[@ArslanMajeed]

His review will still not change.. because it has lights, grill, seats, screen in the dash, moonroof.. none of these will disappear hence this same script will run for another hundred years lol😂

[@waleedali7435]

Mine didn't give me any trouble til it hit 125k miles, then it started giving me gear problems

[@superman5313]

Dude got some slick jokes😂😂

[@vectorcruzusa]

That paint color is actually really cool in real life

[@ayvi_764]

Big Altima Energy right there!

[@shaiapouf420]

Hahahahaha

[@doodskie999]

I swear, Altima drivers are from a different planet

[@FishingPerro916]

Being from a different planet, I agree

[@mocheen4837]

I think a different hood.

[@oliviersavard8676]

i don't yield for anyone but when i see an old altima coming up behind me i get tf away from there, they'll be tailgating you when you're already going 90

[@planalive9664]

Beautiful design improvement.

[@zdrux]

That index finger is the real money maker G

[@bahijalhajali4128]

Bro i swear this guy can make any car look cool even a hot wheel

[@mordredma]

Altima drivers be striking on that sport mode when they see a family of four crossing the crosswalk

[@RitzyBusiness]

How else could we assert dominance?

[@FNJ720]

😮

[@Helixur]

Dude edits evolve and I like to see it. Keep it up dude

[@MarcusJII]

“Not that bad” is hilarious lol

[@dsdddsd4543we]

I’ve had an Altima for 10 years. The recent slander has been crazy. 😂 Super reliable with barely any issues.

[@oliviersavard8676]

that's because people realised the wildest people out there aren't driving bmws or rams but altimas

[@justins8446]

I’m sayin I bought my 2016 in 2017 and I just hit 100,000 miles today actually and never had a issue with up until like last month I hit stand still water and I think it messed my my sensors my engine light stays on now only issue so far

[@aaronhinojos1131]

My 08 with 232 thousand miles !! Still runnin and gunnin !

[@love1weatherly]

I dont know where I’ve been, but I definitely didn’t know about all the Altima slander when I brought mine brand new in 2014. I’m a commuter and was looking for something reliable and good on gas. No issues and 310k miles before it was hit in Jan 2023. Otherwise I would still have it

[@nateg5915]

​@tanweatherly5807 youve definitely been under a rock 😂

[@CapalotBeams]

As an Altima driver I confirm and approve this message 😅😂

[@danvasse9399]

It is a great car and handles very well!!!

[@pjIVprez]

That interior look hella spacious fr

[@plazmaremixd3890]

Big Altima Energy 🏎️💨

[@omg4lyfe.]

ngl i kinda love the new Altima, they nailed it on this one 🔥

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@captainobvious8264]

@@33mileshighu drink your own milk?

[@demonNthesn0w]

They just need to get rid of the cvt

[@texaslegend5076]

Don't do it. Leave it on the lot. Don't do it.

[@oliviersavard8676]

​@@demonNthesn0wbro it's nissan, if it doesn't have a shitty cvt it's not a nissan

[@Fizzyfaz482]

That has to be by far the cleanest Altima I seen yet

[@HyLowz]

My respect for Forrest after that last line 📈📈📈

[@EvanJohnsonthepckid]

Hood is gonna eat this one up 💀

[@calebkent6706]

Why the hood?

[@JustDontPls]

Altima drivers will be upgrading soon from their 05 model to this and that’s a scary sight

[@mocheen4837]

They will be transitioning over to Infinity.

[@oliviersavard8676]

nah they buy old g35s

[@kelvinchannel9592]

Thank you so much for reviewing the new Altima I really want one.

[@Deadbass_]

Bro didn’t even hesitate on the last line 😂

[@brandonpittman5243]

The projects gonna be lit

[@CocktailJail]

FINALLY ONE ON THE ALTIMA!!

[@tone_bones56]

That driving at 130 mph is soooooo frickin accurate 😂😂😂

[@marthastewwart]

I like that color. Like a whitish blue. Pretty cool

[@Creeppersharp]

Comes with BAE mode (Big Altima Energy)

[@imright489]

The fact that he had to say “ … and it’s actually not that bad”

[@yabbadabba2887]

Until the Jatco takes a dump at 20000 miles

[@NurembergSwampWater]

The gorgeous side lines😮

[@felixhernandez7594]

I have a 16 altima and i approve this message😊

[@jennifermontgomery4521]

*"His cameraman really needs a raise"*

[@Goldeal]

Altima drivers do drive crazy 😂

[@33mileshigh]

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

the road is just an irl gta lobby

[@Bacchibeatz]

That trunk transition was dope

[@blacjackdaniels200]

This video is totally worth it for the last line

[@Wavy2402]

That transition into the trunk was slick af

[@partytree1]

Interior looks just as nice as most luxury cars AND has physical buttons. Probably has functional exhaust tips as well 😂

[@sekcgamer7623]

Super cheap interior

[@partytree1]

@@sekcgamer7623 Oh really? Thanks for the info Einstein

[@jerro1446]

Yeah, most manufacturers are ripping everyone off when it comes to interior quality these days…

[@staywell7217]

I love when he showcases the seats !!!

[@jayenriquez3727]

That “but there’s more” made me feel like when I was a kid on Xmas after opening all the presents but then someone pulled out even more 😂

[@dhruvnall9]

That transition was smooth 🔥

[@pioho123456789]

I have the same 2023 altima and I approve this message .

[@jordanharper5795]

I'm glad you acknowledged itbat the end lol

[@its-butters58]

Idea: you could Start posting the prices of the trim of the vehicle you're reviewing and the disparity between that and the base model for context

[@jiljwc]

That B.A.E. (Big Altima Energy) is so real!!! I be like WTH you going 😂😂😂 Be doing the most!

[@BIBIBOY9090]

altima drivers are the real spirited drivers 🤣

[@XxSuicidalNinjaxX]

I WAS expecting someone to be in the trunk but I was not expecting it to be you 😂

[@branbosage2330]

Good to see Forrest is aware of BAE (Big Altima Energy )

[@MarkAnthony-rb7fp]

Poor man's hellcat!! Altimas be wild on the streets 🫣

[@ldcommando1616]

Really, the Hellcat is the poor man’s Hellcat… if you don’t care about credit card debt 💀

[@aaronvilla13]

You know it’s bad when you say it’s actually not that bad 😂

[@MajinTokken]

I love this guy he always lets me know how well a body will fit in the back

[@LpSc4life]

Love the video game high school hoodie 🔥🔥

[@willsstrapsandwhips9734]

As an altima driver when he said we drive 130 mph all the time I must say this is true😂😂😂 idk man it’s like these cars can take the abuse and like to go fast.

[@the_dualwielddivine1004]

Big Altima energy

[@BaccaraaRose]

Bro I drive a Altima and I can confirm I do be driving fast asl but only when there’s not that many cars around and people😂

[@RitzyBusiness]

I wish they made a coupe version of their later vehicles. I miss my 2k8 coupe. It was no sports car, but was fun to drive. I was extremely impressed by just how reliable it was to. I took that thing coast to coast on multiple occasions without a single hiccup.

[@440Hurts]

the last thing altima drivers needed was a sport mode! That’s terrifying

[@iamromierome]

I have so much trauma from Altima’s 😂

[@Atisdel_Entertainment_Official]

We boutta cause a 4 car pileup with this one 🔥🔥🥶🗣️

[@user-oh4rx3dc7z]

Forrest is become too powerful now that he can teleport 😨