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Watch six fledgling nations take their first arduous strides through several monkey enclosures, as they discover gibbons, baboons, and gorillas, incorporating them into their armies to fight another day.
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hoi4 hearts of iron 4 grand strategy

[@Max0r]

Players are: Max0r: Austria-Hungary Gamer Hyena: Germany Beatsir: Germany II/Italy Pollyanna Quixote: Greece HalfSavageTheWeebGod: Japan TheRealZeeMaster: Romania

[@Beatsir]

Pizsir

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

Max0r please let me have my sanity back

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

I love how every country except Austria-Hungary, Germany, and Italy were practically ignored throughout the entire video.

[@lethality2001]

Yo. Am I missing the first of your 3 HOI4 videos or am I just not finding it in the right place?

[@firestarter5205]

Leathan Schluckbier It got deleted cause of copyright

[@madman6962]

This is what a World War would look like if it was run from a crack den.

[@Biodeamon]

you're saying that like the nazis WEREN'T high on amphetamines 90% of the time

[@wolfe5993]

You just made my day.

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@Biodeamon and the americans were on speed this is actually true by the way not a meme the axis used a chemical very close to methamphitmine to keep there soilders awake for long periods of time and the allies used a vairant of the drug speed for the same purpose

[@koransumant6270]

@@wilmagregg3131 can vouch, is facts

[@maruftim]

Hitler was on crack the whole time

[@TheNumber86]

As a Finn, I appreciate your attempts to be our friend. That doesn't mean you're our friend, but I like the gesture. No docking rights for you.

[@flayzuh6291]

cheem

[@gubadagoober]

I usally invade them it works like a charm

[@8thpenisstreet]

@@NarinaSotha Why am I in Czechoslovakia?

[@Bluesonofman]

Yeah but you guys always join up for the anti Sovet war

[@trygveblacktiger597]

May Norway have some docking rights?

[@brasilball353]

I think finland wasn't befriended enough this playthrough.

[@Beatsir]

you are right

[@gangstervader8521]

Definitely could have done more

[@TheZINGularity]

kusipäähomot

[@Beatsir]

@@NarinaSotha Permission granted

[@Agentsierrabravo]

I see your comments in every video from bokoen1 to sorrow and Alex the rambler

[@kaiser7695]

“Yo Hitler pass a joint over” -Churchill

[@nikolasimonovic8000]

Hahaha 🤣

[@katla3393]

Chruchchill

[@Sponderer]

8:50 Literally the best Chills impression I've ever heard

[@Beatsir]

bruh in the discord they call me the fuckin foot lettuce guy 40% of the time in VC

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

I once did a 48 hour Hoi4 binge with my friends. By the end I had drunk all the beer I had in my fridge and ate all my cheese. This is a useless comment.

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

Olomoucký Kraj actually

[@christopherweaver9543]

@@KZbinisntlettingmeuseczech Close enough

[@christopherweaver9543]

I hate how it made me type on the right side cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/614650107744223234/699731692671467530/unknown.png

[@Test-sd2qp]

jew

[@doesnormalityexist]

I understand the beer, but why the cheese?

[@filipkauzynski1179]

Countryballs really help understanding who's talking thanks

[@math3000]

Then, you should watch Bokoen1

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@math3000 somehow the countryballs in HOI4 feel like it could be an actual comic strip

[@redpanda8433]

5:17 - 5:30 *Axis high command in the endwar* (circa 1944, colorized)

[@Guanaco17]

Historicaly accurate

[@remiliascarletmybeloved]

Germany has completely checked out, Italy has gone fucking insane, and Japan is the only rational one left. Seems legit

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@remiliascarletmybeloved that would imply that italy was ever sane

[@ricecooker7037]

Japan looking for suicide pills Germany completely going insane and constantly panicked Italy just being Italy, which isn’t good most of the time. Yep, sounds about right.

[@MrTrool323]

**WHY IS THERE A GREECE** We will always remember

[@WhatTheFlagnought]

That video get taken down? It was one of the favorites!

[@SpecShadow]

@@WhatTheFlagnought yeah it was and no one wants to reupload

[@MrTrool323]

@@WhatTheFlagnought yeah

[@efflorescized]

god praise the fallen Roman Republic.

[@adams4222]

That's the video that got me into HOI4. RIP "Imma cum in your hair"

[@cryojester]

I know NOTHING about this game and I am SO LOST but I'm losing my shit this is hilarious.

[@Beatsir]

that was me when i was playing it

[@theepicolaf-gunther1389]

Same dude

[@tso4569]

CryoJester I have 400 hours in the game and it’s still a mess

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

It's a great game tbh, play it

[@tso4569]

Liberty Prime yea although the dlc policies and recent updates have been... questionable at the least

[@yeeter7747]

Let’s be real, the game was the background of the video. Everyone was just listening to the countries talk to each, but mostly scream.

[@briaormead4239]

True

[@SpecShadow]

Bingo bango bongo Belgium committed crimes against humanity in the Congo

[@berserk6855]

Noice

[@No-uc6fg]

No no no no no (no no no no no!) Bingo bango bongo I'm still hiding in the jungle, I refuse to go.

[@Zorro9129]

Bingo bango bongo With the absence of concrete evidence to that I say no

[@Spoon3rYT]

@@rustyshackleford1508 can't prove who it is when you remove the head and hands

[@DERPRAIDER-qf4jz]

Yeah but they invented the FAL so the warcrimes can be forgiven

[@Captain_nickisreal]

"Don't do an Alex" the panic in his voice.

[@SilkyChar]

Missing: "I am the roman republic "

[@Melcookie96]

And the “WHY IS THERE A GREECE?”

[@hunterfalkenberg2837]

“The ringatone family”

[@KoffeeDoggo1146]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VINCERE AAAAAAAAAAA

[@colinfrank4494]

Actually, I can't find that video anymore. Did he delete it or what happened?

[@hunterfalkenberg2837]

Colin Frank it was taken down for hate speech

[@Max0r]

stop commenting cringe

[@jizzboss8548]

This is a demand not a request

[@nebulongaming9947]

Post more cringe

[@MeAndI338]

i diagnose u with cringe bro. sorry man i wish it hadnt come to this

[@bubsly4375]

I know you ran track in high school, Max. I know how they smell. 😍

[@burnzy2639]

cring

[@extra_crispy4958]

I heard the noise for "dangerous naval invasion" and it triggered my fight or flight response

[@lordcaptain5165]

So you are an axis player

[@varianwrynn8272]

Until this moment, i didnt even know i feel the same

[@sabienul]

When you hear the war declaration sound and you don't have troops on the border.

[@jakubschneer5189]

@@sabienul I played BICE As USSR and german invasion came 3 months earlier. I nearly shit myself cuz my defense line wasnt finished and my inf. divs. were still training or reinforcing after template change

[@epicninja2378]

China PTSD noises

[@SiameseTankist]

"YOU'RE PRODUCING 2 GUNS PER DAY" alright guys time to work Thung thung Alright we're done

[@infernosgaming8942]

"We don't need to be friends with Finland" *Sad Finlandia sounds*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH GREECE FRIENDSHIP STARTED WITH FINLAND

[@silver-wolf-the-hacker]

,,Why am i in Czechoslovakia?" That really got me then i thought why they were in Czechoslovakia?

[@jonahhudson2052]

Probably to accept austria's event

[@karlisulmanis3810]

I read this comment as that bit of the video came up... _coincidence.._

[@m--e]

I needed 3 years to realize that the guy who made metal gear rising revengeance in a nutshell is the same guy who uploaded this video so congrats me.

[@Eatmydbzballs]

I shouldn't be drinking while watching this. My phone is now in danger of short circuiting.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

hmmm

[@samlund8543]

Somehow the “Adventure of a Lifetime” video fits very well with people losing their minds to autism

[@xAvitaLT]

Well it was an adventure that's for sure

[@KoffeeDoggo1146]

What song did he use on the ape dancing part?

[@haro1810]

Willem Aditya Kalaiy KK Bubblegum remix

[@melchid8448]

Centrist spotted Edit:Had a stroke

[@danielosborn9244]

do have autisum so im sure my brain is screwed

[@mikem6468]

2:17 Fun fact about Finland #7531: it is the third most sparsely populated country in the EU behind iceland and norway with an average population density of 19 inhabitants per square kilometre. this has been Fun Facts about Finland, see you next time Edit: Iceland and Norway are not part of the EU, I had a no-brain moment

[@Beatsir]

thank you

[@Zorro9129]

Coming within 200 meters of a Finn is classified as intruding on personal space.

[@kanra814]

@Mike M Fun fact, neither Norway or Iceland are actually part of the EU.

[@mikem6468]

@@kanra814 I had originally meant to alter that by deleting EU and putting "Europe" but completely forgot. I knew for a fact Norway isn't in the EU so I feel double dumb

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

Did you know there are more eye balls on earth then humans

[@spiderman1523]

"WHERE ARE MY ITALIANS"

[@etho7351]

Germany every world war

[@choramais9057]

Runing máfias and eating pizzas

[@Mchammershot]

"Honey, wHeRe ArE mY iTaLiAnS?!

[@francescodegregorio2824]

Siamo qui

[@lucabanchieri6288]

Francesco De gregorio ci siamo haha

[@mistamemewide]

“How do you lose Italians?” -Mussolini, probably

[@jewellcleveland2226]

Nobody: Beatsir: “You designed it after a Pizza Hut”

[@Beatsir]

yes

[@hanamaru3897]

I AM BEGGING TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF that this never gets deleted, this is one of my favorite videos on KZbin and this got me through some hard times

[@spenjak18]

Beatsir is a fucking legend and will never be forgotten... I don't know what Hyena meant by "Don't do an alex" but... if Beatsir did do an Alex then it was the most glorious moment I ever saw in a HOI 4 session.

[@Elementisphere]

WAIT A MINUTE THE METAL GEAR RISING MAN PLAYS HOI4

[@catlion4925]

Is this the random chimp event? Good god its not even may !

[@oleanderkazzy_]

"I really like Finland, though." German diplomat Joachim von Ribbentrop expressing his preference for the Finnish, 1936, colorized

[@fabianmichaelgockner5988]

Gamer Hyena: *80% arguments with weird ape noises* (I am still laughing while typing this!!!:| ) BeatSir: *85% ape noises and argues with Gamer Hyena* HalfSavageTheWeebGod: (why this long name?!) *wants a normal playthrough and trys to stop the ape noises* Everyone: *is confusing*

[@Beatsir]

i play with Savage and gamer regularly and yes this is accurate to how we play games together

[@ultrablueberry2420]

Everyone: Going Ape Britain: *FOR THE EMPEROR!* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

[@_nanking5374]

0:05 that is one cursed, cursed, cursed tank division.

[@ThelxoxlGirls]

I love your Incorrect Summary/review videos, but sometimes I just really like watching you and your friends have a goofy time playing games together, lol

[@michaelbaker9150]

5:18 Dialogue between the axis powers in a nutshell.

[@northwesternmapping9069]

2:54 Britain to Nazi Germany 15 March 1939

[@8thpenisstreet]

"AaAaAaAaAaAaH!"

[@collectibletaco7797]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@M4m1de]

9:08 every naval invasion ever

[@Captain_Coffee_Pants]

Do more of these! They're awesome!

[@mercenarygundam1487]

I agree

[@Snakedude4life]

“Producing two guns a day!” Me, an ‘Merican: “Pfft, rookie numbers!” 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Beatsir]

:) can i have docking rights

[@supercool1312]

Snakedude4life i will step on snek

[@oceanman9559]

Haha yes america good!

[@etho7351]

Libertarian

[@Jerkfaceman]

@@Beatsir no

[@wofless4429]

Maxor plays Hoi4...this explains a lot

[@Lario_]

Maxor villan origin story

[@DedicatedCaffeineUser]

I’m pretty sure the Finnish diplomat wished he was in EU4 this whole time instead so he wouldn’t be bothered every 2 seconds by the German delegation

[@RemiScutlet]

Dolphins are returning to the river in Italy. meanwhile MaxOr and his friends:

[@lacrisunny]

NOW THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT

[@FartLordGaming]

Rewatch this from time to time just watch Beatsir grief half of the world's superpowers repeatedly because he didn't get docking rights to a county that, technically, has a 50/50 chance to not exist due to census accuracy restrictions

[@drredacted2700]

This should be renamed “drunk people playing hearts of iron 4 arguing about Finland

[@edsheeranahmet6572]

Man the video that started it all for me. I remember this shit being in my recommend. Awesome stuff to return to, even if it's different from today's content. Nice 2 years later!

[@grimm_plush]

8:50 i cant believe they got the real Chills in a game of hearts of iron 4

[@Beatsir]

You mean Italy is Chills

[@fiddlove]

Bokoen1 is looking a little different today...

[@samhansen9771]

Oh, boy, I can't wait to watch Hearts of Iron Ham!

[@lukasxss1794]

hearts of iron 4 with friends against bots is the most amazing thing ever it's even better if half of them don't know how to even play the game

[@Krasipol]

I rewatched this video and at 3:40 i realised that this fkn pandemic has been going on for two years now. I was confused at first: How can they make a joke about corona in such an old video, but then i realised...

[@anormalorthodox]

1:23 when you are sooooo mad you start singing

[@Coinfliptails]

6:34 *spraying Windex bottle intensifies*

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

max0r it has been 4 months and I am back to beg for another video like this as sleep deperavation is funny to me

[@brunozamorano8606]

We can only hope

[@thegibbehhh9430]

I feel my brain cells screaming for mercy as I watch this.

[@TheVampyr]

I REJECT YOUR DOCKING RIGHTS JOJO!

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

I feel like ever since Bokoen did the country balls I've seen everyone else do it. Do a game with them

[@jakubschneer5189]

In my opinion its a good thing cuz you know who is talking.

[@HaartieeTRUE]

"my other videos are better" NO THEY ARE NOT. THIS IS ART

[@pitioti]

4:32: Like Belka XD

[@Retro-uw5ie]

Imagine just hearing this without context As someone who has no idea how this game is played, I can say, It's side splittingly hilarious.

[@hamiamsandwitch6571]

If want more similar I recommend bokeon1 hoi4 mp in nutshell which is the same game however the people are different instead of the game being autistic it's the player's

[@8076A]

... I keep coming back to this when I'm bored. We need more of this.

[@poland3318]

0:43 why does he sound like dream

[@princealcantara4360]

Meanwhile at 8:51 Footlettuce guy: The fight for Finland....

[@potato88872]

Oh my fucking god shut up

[@eriktheos6022]

This isnt the neopets game. But it is acceptable. For now...

[@arcturus9276]

3:36 lend lease the secret weapon to defeat the Italians lol

[@RyzawaVT]

As soon as Germany 2 became Italy, he got way more aggressive.

[@zoedoocey4496]

I’m actually crying, I have no idea what transpired that entire video, it was just ape men screaming.

[@lev44567]

I didn't know about your channel before but you made me crying and laughing like a madman so you have earned yourself a subscriber today sir!

[@Oxygentleman]

Beatsir has the best burger king foot lettuce voice I've ever heard

[@_phantasm_63]

Throughout the entire video, I thought Beatsir was being called pizza lol

[@olbradley]

8:17 *OFFENSIVE IS STUCK* *_OFFENSIVE IS STUCK!_*

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

*_I BEG YOU!_*

[@olbradley]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls *_AɐAAaפHuAGhuAH!¿!_*

[@rockwellcat]

This reminds me of: "SAMI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. YOU ARE THE BREAKING THE CAR!"

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Germany's co-op was trolling so hard its fucking amazing

[@Beatsir]

I wish I was trolling....

[@disturbedoldmaster9020]

I'm happy you showed up in my recommendations YOUR SUFFERING PLEASES ME

[@NameWithNumbers12345]

Beatsir is my spirit animal.

[@Beatsir]

spirit guide through pizza hut

[@michaelmergenhagen7406]

@@Beatsir "how do you lose Italians???"

[@astralaegis]

God I wish you did more Hoi4. They are always my favorite videos to watch.

[@wwolko]

we need more maxor hoi4 these days

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

*GIVE ME DOCKING RIGHTS*

[@Beatsir]

: ) yes

[@bubsly4375]

:))) yes

[@AvaTheMagnificient]

no

[@stamatiamichelaki5008]

((((: yes

[@zap648]

I am defenitely not first. But I am also not first in missing HOI4 content.

[@hunterbg7531]

0:05 when you forgot to research motorized or mechanized

[@jakubschneer5189]

I have 1,6K hours on this game but WHY DID I NEVER THINK ABOUT IT! Thats so fucking useless but ať the same time usefull As fuck.

[@amakrotol7613]

Hungary being that big pleases my patriotism.

[@idrilzorc8789]

That awkward moment when you sitting in Belgium as an Italian and your commander says they lost all their troops.

[@Biodeamon]

who hired the footlettuce guy to do ww2 lore 8:50

[@Beatsir]

hi im foot lettuce man

[@michaelmergenhagen7406]

@@Beatsir AAAÀ-

[@michaelmergenhagen7406]

"wh-WHAT HAPPENED TO SOAIN GUYS-"

[@KeliFox]

8:30 Historically, it's not only Catalonia, but Aragon

[@ArkayeCh]

"Why are you in Czechoslovakia???" - Czechoslovakia for most of the 20th century.

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

max0r I am begging you for like a few more videos like this it really doesn't have to be much but still I am fucking begging you

[@Casual_Killroy]

This is what intellectuals call a random chimp event.

[@sconchy7618]

Germany: Civil War Also Germany: "hehe, finland good."

[@tomaskapalko6555]

I've watched the video atleast 4 times and only now I've realized, it's "Beatsir" and not "Pizza"

[@War_maN333]

actually an accurate impression of italians

[@yasohiro]

No clue what was going on but I like the relationship with Finland

[@mauriceonfiree]

"1x Coronavirus per month" against Italy IM FUCKING DYING

[@arsenelupin530]

I can really feel Germany's rage and everything he did because that was literally me when I first started to play this game

[@nickmickky2714]

what happend to maxor vid with communist Cananda?

[@lexal3]

2:24 As a finn like this guy

[@Beatsir]

:)

[@Sisfacdiemmeum]

"My other videos are better" X

[@arkcritical6484]

Fuckin Germany making ape noises at eachother fuckin killed me

[@datcat8458]

Reject intelligence embrace monke.