"don't kill yourself just think about all of the student debt you still owe" - Possibly the worst thing to tell a suicidal person
@marsmanofspace3 жыл бұрын
I was going to upvote, but then it wouldn't be nice anymore.
@knightartorias44873 жыл бұрын
@@marsmanofspace "upvote" "nice"? If you speak reddit on this site again I'm going to play your toes like an oboe.
@razagan13433 жыл бұрын
@@knightartorias4487 don't threaten people with a good time
@morganyu91283 жыл бұрын
@@razagan1343 mama warned me there were people like you
@razagan13433 жыл бұрын
@@morganyu9128 Your mama is one of us
@ActiveThreatToTheDutchEmbassy4 жыл бұрын
That last clip really answers the whole “if your friends jumped off a cliff would you” question for our generation
@localdumbass93552 жыл бұрын
Hell, I would lead them off
@bananananananabatman8999 Жыл бұрын
Well it depen-*BANG*
@cynthius65674 жыл бұрын
#1 rule of any VR game: If you give someone a gun, they immediately try to shoot themselves. This is the single most compelling fantasy of VR.
@zacharyrollick61694 жыл бұрын
When I found out that I couldn't commit seppuku in Skyrim VR, I was beyond disappointed.
@Ciel18204 жыл бұрын
*It becomes self-fulfilling prophecy at one point*
@scruffyronin93824 жыл бұрын
“You’re a lot taller than me.” “And more alive too” *opens fire*
@Tinkuwu4 жыл бұрын
Glad we watched the same video.
@vanderburf98544 жыл бұрын
Psychopath voice xD
@masterzoroark66644 жыл бұрын
That's the best quote
@spec01174 жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for poor Rimmy. Just imagine how horrible must have been seen Max0r as a loli
@mq57314 жыл бұрын
Did you know the price of bleach has risen by 6% ever since the internet has gotten its hands on it?
@iamme83594 жыл бұрын
Micheal Quimpo that’s less than I thought it would be
@cnlbenmc3 жыл бұрын
Apparently so does Max0r as those videos have been privated, except for th Bazinga one.
@the.creature.has.escaped2 жыл бұрын
he turned himself into a loli, most horrifying thing ive ever seen
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
4:40 - "No no no no no. Square donut, no hole." _"holy shit you're breaking my mind, bro!"_
@bobmar1y4 жыл бұрын
"Wow VR let's you immerse yourself deeper into the game, letting you live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world." *Everyone kills themselves*
@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx2 жыл бұрын
see you can live your wildest dreams
@rustyshackleford15084 жыл бұрын
1990: Oh man, in the future, VR technology will give us access to entire new virtual worlds to explore! We'll be able to be whoever we want to be! 2020:
@toomuchsalt11904 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen this many suicides since the Japanese lost WW2
@magmat05854 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this many suicides since that boy scout troop found incriminating evidence of the Clintons
@snooplenny37654 жыл бұрын
no you mean since they started fighting in ww2
@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas73144 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen this many suicides since Jonestown
@qm2304 жыл бұрын
@@magmat0585 next lvl shit lmao
@kingbrit45834 жыл бұрын
Pavlov: warcrime edition. Edit: after watching video i have come to the conclusion that my earlier title was incorrect. Pavlov: suicide edition.
@radardjz72754 жыл бұрын
CORRECT!
@williamglass22234 жыл бұрын
Well I’m thinking you should get started on making that Neopets: The Darkest Faerie Part 3, boah. -Arthur Morgan,1897
@RedTigerDragoon4 жыл бұрын
Just a few more subscribers Arthur. Have some goddamn faith
@Hallalemon4 жыл бұрын
One day, you will achieve greatness.
@williamglass22234 жыл бұрын
The first time I played VR was at The Warrior Zone at Fort Riley. One of the first things I ever did in Pavlov was literally just kill myself over and over. Best part was everyone could see what I was doing on the big screen.
@mahogany77124 жыл бұрын
A small Glimpse of the future after intense Combat.
@APineTree4 жыл бұрын
Did a Chaplain approach you at any point?
@heimaxen91064 жыл бұрын
@@APineTree I don't think a chaplain would care unless he started screaming "HOOOOOORUUUUS"
@Ma_Zhongying4 жыл бұрын
Brother, I am suicidal here!
@Soridan2 жыл бұрын
That's the most intense Persona 3 playthrough I've seen yet.
@daisyshields83424 жыл бұрын
"None of you fucking shoot I'll God damn do it!" I don't know why this tickled me so good
@PortraitSeal4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but each suicide gets funnier and funnier as the video goes on. 😂
@itdogodownbruh60942 жыл бұрын
Orphan: you're a lot taller than me Maxor no hesitation: and more alive
@komrade_kiwi4 жыл бұрын
"this is chinese prision. we aint got no rules "
@suuda30284 жыл бұрын
"suicide is badass" max0r making this video probably
@greaterdanemark23974 жыл бұрын
We seek to fulfill our fantasies in video games, and are much more immersed in the world in vr. Vr allows us to reach a form of escapism we have rarely had before. Naturally everyone’s instinct is to kill themselves
@omarabe264 жыл бұрын
I swear, lives in this game are as expendable as the bullets.
@AnonyMous-dc6ly4 жыл бұрын
0:28 that was so much more violent than i was expecting
@RubenFloppy4 жыл бұрын
I literally saw "Scarmu" and said "If Scarmu it's playing this, how Rimmy isn't here". RIMMY IT'S EVERYWHERE, OMG
@Jay-ln1co4 жыл бұрын
"I turned myself into a loli, Rimmy. I'm loli Max00000r!!!"
@Scott.E.H4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I hear Mick Gordon, I press like.
@Haemokinetic4 жыл бұрын
Oh god, someone I know is in this. The world's so small.
@bountifulblood84714 жыл бұрын
“ Hey guys this was fun but watching that gave me serious trauma I’m going to end my life now good night :)”
@Riokushinaku4 жыл бұрын
I just found you through my recommendations, for this Pavlov video. Man, keep recording Pavlov and other VR stuff, and I'll be a subscriber. This shit was hilarious.
@lavaavalon4 жыл бұрын
0:34 you just gave him another reason to do it
@epooders4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
@@epooders ikr? heckin' 50 iq youtube commenter over here.
@kscot29934 жыл бұрын
Anyone: *speak* Death: "It is your time"
@Toonox3 жыл бұрын
the boy is like:"simply tell them to spell innocent backwards" and zhongli is in the background and perfectly times the osmantis wine to the moment he was shot
@EddyDuggan4 жыл бұрын
I watched this video at 2am and my sleepy mind matched the insane energy of this video
@inanestereo4 жыл бұрын
every punchline to every joke is a gunshot to the head and it just works
@spefy67474 жыл бұрын
You are so underrated im wondering how you not that big of a channel you should be getting thousands of subscribers
@benr1234ful4 жыл бұрын
Damn, i remember you telling me to sub to you when we played CSGO a while ago when you had 1K subs. Now, 100K subs, nice.
@cnlbenmc3 жыл бұрын
2:19 Wow; Scarmu does something Semi useful for once!
@hetecks13854 жыл бұрын
I can tell you what's funny? "Peter Griffin Sans"
@chief_mufasa64654 жыл бұрын
how do you not bust out laughing when you record this stuff
@mrpariah80604 жыл бұрын
I like how rimmy was in here
@Mustacheoro4 жыл бұрын
"Well I'll tell you what I'M DIRTY DAN!"
@vyole12714 жыл бұрын
1:16, Diamond is best gem
@PaulChabot4 жыл бұрын
Max0r in VR is gold... pure gold.... more Max0r VR
@codepearmaster4 жыл бұрын
“Eh, you know what fuck it me too.” Words said before disaster.
@nucleartemptations30444 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this fucking early I actually loved myself
@joaoVictor-jt7uq4 жыл бұрын
intro music ?
@ToWhomIKnow4 жыл бұрын
Blasko kill the Nazis - Mick Gordon
@nyaneko66914 жыл бұрын
Eat shit.feat
@turtl3h3rm1t4 жыл бұрын
Darude - Sandstorm
@leonardorolingstella85542 жыл бұрын
half of this video is just heads flying off everyones necks and thats what makes it good
@Kronos23194 жыл бұрын
i dont think i have laughed this hard in a while u my good sir have earned a sub
@Isaac-wv9go4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most chaotic videos I've ever seen.
@vikz83474 жыл бұрын
I love all your videos. Thanks for all the great content.
@Haddypaddy984 жыл бұрын
That bit when he was talking about student debt... I felt that...
@PsuedonymEnjoyer4 жыл бұрын
This video emanates a chaotic neutral vibe that is just... *Ok...*
@dicerson99764 жыл бұрын
I damn near killed myself choking to death on my pasta every single time he cracked a joke. I think I saw my childhood right as he said that he was more alive.
@obsession_gaming4 жыл бұрын
"Wait house? What do you mean by house?" BOOM!!
@luissantiago51634 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Love it when you upload
@wyatttyson77374 жыл бұрын
I havent seen this much suicide since Math Camp.
@RejectedSonnet4 жыл бұрын
I've done it lads, I made it into a Max0r video with my stupid noises, I have ascended
@jackmclean41203 жыл бұрын
''This is CHINESE PRISON! WE GOT NO RULES!''
@TheSpartan4514 жыл бұрын
This video has dozens of scenes and one punchline
@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
Aaah yes, a usual Pavlov game
@darthlazer88954 жыл бұрын
Very cursed indeed. Good job as always.
@NotNicot4 жыл бұрын
0% Naked women 0% Alive people 101% Suicides
@masterzoroark66644 жыл бұрын
Extremaly bloodthirsty or extremaly suicidal
@thefalseweatherreport2 жыл бұрын
5:27 the peace in his voice
@tiy-ee10753 жыл бұрын
My man Max0r was playing squid game before it was cool!
@Zogger5684 жыл бұрын
>paying for things with magazines and bullets My God the future is beautiful
@mumpetwombat8224 жыл бұрын
Perfectly cut gunshots
@Kakite73193 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to add a Persona 3 joke
@scythe25344 жыл бұрын
This is just constant chaos
@colourman21262 жыл бұрын
Max0r sound like half life npc "Nice shot"
@steliosks66104 жыл бұрын
Aye yo what is them music shit u were playing my dude sounded pretty lit btw?Also nice vid!
@vek92984 жыл бұрын
Pavlov. The game where everyone becomes suicidal
@zeroderorero39483 жыл бұрын
Pavolv VR is a First person shooter where you spend 50% of the time not playing a FPS, 40% playing a FPS and 10% shooting yourself
@Ootter_4 жыл бұрын
Silly man, the gun is pointed in the wrong direction
@GameCam4 жыл бұрын
The future of gaming, ladies and gentlemen
@funnyrealmoments4 жыл бұрын
love your videos Max0r!
@mr.fantasticadame72663 жыл бұрын
1:24 Now I'm sorry there mister Zionist, but I think yer gonna have to go down today for what you did to my cow *beep!*
@shiftplus78154 жыл бұрын
What's that outro music?
@macsy11664 жыл бұрын
Mick Gordon - Blazko Kill the Nazis (Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus OST) kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGPKdIWgp8uhhZo
@bravojr3 жыл бұрын
A new meaning to suicide squad.
@zachm92024 жыл бұрын
Think about that student debt XD
@_est-r4 жыл бұрын
Oh, what a beautiful surreal militaristic world we have here.
@matthewyeldig46082 жыл бұрын
3:39 The only real response to an amongus reference...
@AfloridaBoy.J4 жыл бұрын
This basically sums up the gtav try-hard community
@bananabuns13694 жыл бұрын
seeing the map at the start gives me so much nostalgia playing tf2 jailbreak
@StandbyMilko4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and I’m loving it. To be honest you should team up with SovietWomble if you know who he is.
@Zack_Zander3 жыл бұрын
1:52 Now that’s a bait if I ever seen one
@thesparks0074 жыл бұрын
I saw Pavlov had TTT and instantly went to buy it.
@Kaiimei4 жыл бұрын
4:49 I FUCKING GET IT, his mind was blown!
@young72524 жыл бұрын
How does this man not have more subscribers
@lordhackumsack4 жыл бұрын
Neat, scarmu plays Girls Frontline.
@luke-san77334 жыл бұрын
He has it easier, when I am T I hold up the entire donut shop with a grenade that has the pin pulled and a revolver or deagle, and take at least one hostage even if I am innocent
@nativechatter9994 жыл бұрын
This has convinced me that if humans ever gain the ability to easily resurrect from the dead, we will use suicide as entertainment
@pollyannaquixote97394 жыл бұрын
Max sitting in Honolulu drinking mango juice out of a frufru cup wondering why his funny haha youtube video gets demonetized when it's literally six straight minutes of Greenland's Wet Dreams.
@ninjaaaad3fuse4 жыл бұрын
2:15 Kurt Cobain be like
@mikaelamonsterland4 жыл бұрын
The frog's friend said croak
@bokkodo14 жыл бұрын
If this video is anythign to go by, apparently Pavlov VR is full of suicidal people
@theheretic24944 жыл бұрын
More of this, hell yeah!
@D4DDYFTSCK4 жыл бұрын
What is that music in the intro and ending? Shit sounds fire
@-bismark4 жыл бұрын
Wolfenstein: The New Colossus OST (Blazko Kill the Nazis)
@jonahthoresen48724 жыл бұрын
hahahahah the ending line, remember me when you become famous XD
@ricecooker70374 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: to build a whole diamond house (3x3) it would take up to 486 diamonds
@imjustafable4 жыл бұрын
95% is just them killing themselves because max is looking at them