ASMR Binaural Medical Role Play: A Snake Oil Salesman for Relaxation

[@hathawyn]

"You've taken an eye test before, haven't you?" Yes, approximately 300. Some 290 of those were on youtube though.

[@user-zf4sm1su3i]

Hello! I'm a Japanese person,so it's difficult for me to write english sentence. I surprised to hear your voice. Your voice is so beautiful that I can't help sleeping! Please good luck!

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

Thank you very much!

[@whiplash2891]

Hey man how's your english doing?

[@flounder2129]

I thought you did quite well, good for you! Have you continued to use or practice English?

[@kalcibone]

@@flounder2129 Better then most amercians. -Said the American.

[@AcevSpades_]

Timestamps! Only seven and a half years late on this one, forgive the poor timing. My timestamps are hyperspecific because if you're anything like me, you want to start at a specific point in a video. | 0:00 - Heather's Intro | 0:11 - Nostra Remedium Intro | 0:43 - Welcome! Here's what we do. | 1:30 - Opening up your energy | 1:30 - Sit back, relax | 1:55 - Using a tuning fork to open your energy | 4:22 - Some ligh reiki, as a treat (Don't worry, it works regardless if you believe) | 6:27 - Examining you | 6:36 - Putting on gloves (Purple!) | 7:18 - Examining your eyes | 7:18 - Intro to the eye chart | 7:58 - The not-printed-oddly eye chart | 10:02 - Looking at your eyes with a light | 12:46 - Shuffling papers around and taking notes | 13:32 - Examining your face | 13:32 - Explanation of procedure | 13:54 - Pawing at your face | 15:17 - Taking notes | 15:40 - Examining your mouth | 15:40 - Finding that compressor | 16:00 - Explanation of procedure | 16:14 - Open wide! | 17:11 - Taking notes | 17:28 - Examining your ears | 17:28 - Explanation of procedure | 18:10 - Looking inside your ear (Left) | 19:15 - Looking inside your ear (Right) | 20:29 - The whisper test | 20:29 - Explaining the whisper test | 20:57 - Whisper test (Right) | 21:51 - Whisper test (Left) | 22:45 - Examining your scalp | 22:45 - Explanation of procedure | 23:06 - Examination | 24:24 - Changing gloves | 24:49 - Treatments | 24:49 - Explanation of treatments | 24:53 - Explaining the eye treatment | 25:31 - Explaining the skin treatment | 25:46 - Explaining the teeth treatment | 26:09 - Explaining the ear treatment | 26:26 - Explaining the scalp treatment | 26:41 - Explaining the inoculations | 27:33 - Payment (Upfront! Your health is worth it) | 28:08 - Treating you | 28:17 - Putting on gloves | 29:08 - Eye Treatment | 29:08 - Treating your eyes (with something that isn't mascara) | 32:18 - Prepping for the eye test | 31:50 - Retesting your eyes (Definitely with the same chart) | 35:00 - Skin Treatment | 35:00 - Applying the serum | 37:55 - Applying air to your face (To cool the active ingredients, obviously) | 39:46 - Ear Treatment | 39:56 - Prepping for the ear treatment | 40:20 - Treating your ears (Left) | 41:14 - Treating your ears (Right) | 42:32 - Brushing your ears (Right) | 43:12 - Brushing your ears (Left) | 43:47 - Teeth Treatment | 45:20 - Scalp Treatment | 45:20 - Prepping for scalp treatment | 46:06 - Spraying your hair | 46:28 - Massaging your scalp | 47:31 - Innoculations | 47:31 - Prepping for inoculations | 47:53 - Wiping down your arm | 48:08 - Stabbing you with a needle (Three times) | 51:10 - Wrapping up | 52:17 - Heather's Outro

[@rike94]

I don't forgive you. You are way too late. Please, get out.

[@playerb3672]

Almost 7 years and still my favorite asmr

[@IrontMesdent]

Even after almost a year, I still come back to this video. A true work of art. My favorite ASMR ever

[@Jlowrey8]

I agree, I love this video. One of her all time best uploads!!

[@crimsonagony6266]

My baby died

[@cocoapixels]

+mason keithley oh

[@stupidbroad]

Crimson agony .-.

[@cavums]

IrontMesdent c

[@YouGotPwnd]

as someone who believes in chi and energy healing (placebo or not), your 'healing' technique just felt so soothing. I loved the way you "flicked it away" at the end.

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

well thank you! I am happy it worked for you!

[@ForsakenNoble]

1:43 So I was trying to get to sleep and heard the "...spiritual mentor from Dagobah." And I busted out laughing. Then I got to the bit where you started talking about all the fake diseases and I'm now red in the face. Also, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Thanks Heather.

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

:P my pleasure! I am glad you got it :)

[@tguns1]

@@HeatherFeatherASMR strong with the Force, you are.

[@85mcarnold]

Thanks to Calliope for bringing me back to this classic. Had forgotten about this one.

[@85mcarnold]

@Maisie Bogitch search for Calliope Whispers ASMR and you will find her channel. She made a Snake Oil Salesman roleplay right around the time I posted this.

[@fjoo]

I get a message on my phone saying 'heather has uploaded....' and my brain goes 'aah, a good night sleep ahead!!' Just seeing the message relaxes me.

[@TheTongueTwisler]

How do you get your phone to tell you when Heather has uploaded a video??? I must know! I NEED to put that on my phone.

[@favasconcelos]

TheTongueTwisler support.google.com/youtube/answer/3382248?hl=en

[@g8trgrl07]

I feel the same way when I see the notification from KZbin.......I am in ♥ with Heather Feather!

[@ClemsonOwnedYou]

Ha, me too!

[@EverlastingPie18]

Felipe Vasconcelos You are a champion! thanks for that :D

[@sir_lanian]

perfect timing for here in the UK

[@francescacrema8209]

I love how all the letters are intentionally blurry xD

[@alfredklum4906]

I love the out-of-focus eye chart. Had me laughing out loud! Very creative!

[@ASMRconKiki]

I was literally hypnotized, right from the start. The tuning fork is one of my biggest triggers, I find it very cleansing and effective, also on a body level. Plus, you are so sweet and stunning... awww. Thank you, fairy Heather, for your magnificent ASMR spells!

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so nice to see you here! I shall do more for you in the future, my lovely friend! Thank you for your kind words, I hope you are doing well

[@sherthom5672]

The ear test starting around 18:30... wowza!!!... my brain was tingling like crazy... and your ability to create 3D audio... I swear you're in my room, walking around, making my hair flutter when you whisper up close. You're the true master of ASMR and we're all just putty in your hands.

[@halfhigh]

Ive waited 9 years for this video. Since before the asmr Community, when we all had to go from instructional massage videos to my faves, shamanic rituals and other bogus stuff. My god this is lovely

[@Mistardmuster]

"You ready?" "NO HEATHER THAT NEEDLE IS SIX INCHES LONG DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M READY TO YOU" I actually did get a little scared when you pulled that needle out, though. Great video--massive tingles all the way through! :)

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

hahahahah I knew you were ready :)

[@Midlife_Manical_Mayhem]

this was just hilarious. i was prepared to mention how you had miraculously cured my insomnia, but every time i got close to drifting off, i would chuckle again. LOVED the cures. I hope your spiritual adviser on dagoba continues to offer you knowledge. i just love your roleplays. i almost always have to watch them twice, once to enjoy, once to go to sleep, but i often don't make it thru the first time. thanks for your hard work. its truly appreciated.

[@makestheworldgoround3763]

I have insomnia too and I can't sleep without asmr vids by people like heather.

[@Britni4795]

Haha, I usually watch the other way around. I'll watch them to relax/sleep and eventually I'll manage to wake it to the end awake.

[@EuqinimodArt]

During the word hearing At first I thought u said "YAW BITCHES", then it took me a couple seconds to comprehend "cabbages" @.@

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Heleninasame]

Can you believe this, that it took so long to the algorithme to finally show me this video ☺️After watching several times the version by the beautiful Calliope💗 I'm glad I 've finally Watched the original. That's really soothing ASMR & so much needed these days. I loved also how funny & cute it was 😁thank you Heather !

[@literarysins]

Until a week ago, I had never seen any of the Star Wars movies (I know, I'm a huge sci-fi fan, I'm not sure how that happened) whichs means, after months of watching/listening to this video and wondering where Dagobah is, I FINALLY got it!

[@EvilEagle4234]

OHHH! I knew that part sounded familiar!

[@ForsakenMemories45]

I have insomnia, and the only prescription is MOAR TUNING FORK! But seriously, DAT TUNING FORK DOE! #NeedMoarFeatheryFork

[@GodessAsh]

YESH CERTAINLY

[@MARTYMAKESMIRACLES]

6 years later, still a classic *chefs kiss*

[@QUEENOBSCURE]

You are no fraud Heather. You're awesome. You could never be a Snake Oil Salesman!...BUT LIKE ALWAYS! AMAZING SOUNDS!

[@mellowasiam]

Lol at first I thought this was gonna be full on old west style like with wagon and top hat sort of Snake oil sales person, which sounds a little less relaxing. I was glad I clicked though.

[@Del-Canada]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I am so greatful for all of you ASMR composers. I have been finding alot of solace in this sort of content when dealing with anxiety. It's greatly appreciated by me.

[@SPRINGS02]

I work night shifts and when i get home sometimes i cant sleep. But whenever i watch your videos. Its like they just tell my brain, "hey, its time to sleep". Its amazing! I've fallen asleep to this video several times. I love this channel.

[@kriever]

"They all appear blurry?" Yes, except for the stick and the beoard, which are crystal clear. That is so absurd!

[@iang1650]

…it's a joke...

[@YouGotPwnd]

Ian Bentson ...it's a joke...

[@kriever]

It's a snake oil salesman thing. I commented because of the absurdity of the coup. How come it is just the letters that are blurry?

[@LandoMercy]

What they do is put a sheet over top of the letters that makes it blurry and then when they give you the stuff to help you they take off the sheet to make you think it helped

[@RandomBubble]

Give the asmr quedn title to admrrequests she is awesome, if you dont know her, well check her out *****

[@mariekitty]

The poem at the beginning and the list of illnesses later on just make me smile and laugh. The ear exam is a favorite too. Great job Heather!

[@KLEShore]

While I follow many different ASMR artists, you are the only one I actual fall asleep to on a regular basis. Bless you.

[@iCanBeYourOneAndOnly]

I love how you incorporated all the best tingles in one video ! 🙌

[@lindapreciosa2862]

This is the best ASMR video I've ever seen, and I've seen more than 100. Thank you, Heather Feather! You are like an angel ^___^

[@dvsmike]

I love the whispers directly into the mics, it feels like you are right in my ear and I get the best sensation from it.

[@xlR2lx]

Awesome video as always Heather! The tuning fork was an amazing trigger for me, would love to see more of it!

[@Nintenja889]

I took a break from watching this vid earlier and then came back to finish it a minute ago. I'd stopped it at 50:12, so when I came back, all I saw was the background for a second and then Heather with a needle. Let's just say that I felt it had escalated.

[@NatashaZooks]

Not sure what it is about this video but it puts me to sleep faster and more consistently than any other! I must have watched this 100 times and I still have no idea what happens in the second half of the video! I usually don't even make it to the hearing test

[@JesseMoshe]

You are masterful at providing unique, original, ASMR sounds. Even so, your e2e whispering is always a treat and never gets dull. Thank you!

[@lgcmusic]

Even your voice alone gives me ASMR. You are truly in a league of your own, Heather! Thank you for all you do!

[@tinglesaurusrex1012]

I have a Civil War era snake oil salesman character but he is not at all an ASMR character. You continue to astounding and entertain me as you provide tingles and relaxation, Heater.

[@KeithMakank3]

This is still like one of the best ASMR videos that ever existed. Pure legend.

[@SPRINGS02]

This is still one of my favorite asmr videos OF ALL TIME.

[@polexiaaphrodisia8838]

I am a HUGE fan of the energy-pulling movements, particularly with the little "whsk" noise your hands make as they throw the bad energy away. This, the tarot card video, and the more recent (as of now) one with the energy manipulation are some of my favorites of your videos.

[@balzenhazelnut]

it works way better when you play along. I read the letters and followed the light and all that. somehow it intensifies the tingles.

[@NatashaZooks]

gotta love yodas relaxing tuning forks technique! i come back to this video over and over again

[@TheMommavino]

Again you are a pleasure, Heather. I especially appreciated the disease names although you forgot 'firefly bite" and the "serenity sickness". Lol. Also your tuning fork gig was a complete success. I nearly crashed right there and missed the whole video. I want you to know I appreciate all you do and sincerely wish I could add my name to the end of your videos as well. You truly deserve it. Props. Job well done. And a shout out to 'them behind the curtain'.

[@MiaTheDevilicious]

Getting blown away from the sound blast of the Tim McGraw commercial about killed me before I had the chance to receive medical attention.

[@shelbyjuice]

this sales help is so relaxing. that is exactly what a modern day snake oil office would look like!

[@LizardClarinet]

Your whispering at 22:00 was amazing...this had to have been one of my greatest asmr experiences yet. Thanks so much for what you do.

[@AliciaTori]

I'm so happy you started with the eye exam and the light! That's been my favorite trigger recently.

[@TinyLittleWhispersASMR]

Thank you so much for all the hard work you put in to your videos! They are always so entertaining and relaxing at the same time.

[@Rithorn]

"The T Virus..." Excuse me while I go over to that corner there and nerd all over the place.

[@madeinmexico47]

My eyes were closed at that point but hearing her say that opened them right up lol

[@fenrishunter5005]

That and Geostigma... I just lost it there because I had JUST rewatched Advent Children lol

[@acephantom903]

I was not paying attention (normal for me) and I heard "Bonerplasia" I was like "wtf?"

[@madisongreen7975]

Resident Evil squad where you at

[@valkaerie8715]

Just be sure to clean up lol

[@MissCarolineGarrett]

Your Videos Are one of the few things that can get me to sleep when I'm on insomnia kick. Thank you for the sleep!

[@cliffdanger]

My only regret is that I have Boneitis

[@IsaVarg]

This is by far the video that has relaxed me most of any ASMR video. Most of these relax me extremely well, and some even give me tingles (even though I've never had many tingles). Excellent work, Heather!

[@Ajlex114]

This video was the first thing to ever also give me tingles in my spine as well as my head, love this.

[@MissGracelovesu]

I always try to challenge myself to watch heathers asmr videos during the day when I'm not tired and see how long I last.

[@sleepytime999998]

I love all of your work, but I think this is the wittiest and most entertaining piece you have done. You are spectacular.

[@cherryboombooom]

I love the sound of the rubber gloves, queen of asmr

[@ConstanceConnie]

I can never get passed the eye part. It's my 5th time watching this video and I fall asleep every time.

[@emilygallia]

I've been watching your videos for a while but this is my first comment. Tonight, my 4 year old was having more trouble than usual getting to sleep so we watched this one together. I don't know if he experiences ASMR but he started to relax right away. Thank you for helping both of us tonight! Also, he thinks that the couch with cushions in the background is for people to lay on if they're sick and that you probably sleep on the floor.

[@CoinWasher]

YEEES, Heather, you're so boss with these roleplays. It, like, blows my mind how you're getting so good at this, and it's like up there with the other awesome ASMR KZbinrs out there. I really hope that you get the opportunity to grow into something better.

[@michellehamilton8637]

Heather! I must let you know how amazing your videos are! You never fail to trigger me and I am so grateful for all the time and effort you put into making these for us. Thank you!

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

Thank YOU for watching!

[@brainscrub7976]

Oh man... the fizzing and the brushing sounds at around 43 minutes... Awesomesaurus!

[@stonetop]

Still some of the best ASMR videos ever

[@vincentzimmerman2011]

This is simply awesome!! Heather, you are the most creative and fun ASMRtist!!!

[@jeremygregorek2684]

I feel like someone could make a TON of money doing live ASMR roleplays. Get a big office space and set up different scenarios in different rooms. Like 1 cold be a Drs. office, 1 could be a fortune teller room and whatever else. And by someone could make a ton of money, I mean HEATHER FEATHER could make a ton of money, because she is the queen of ASMR. No one else comes close to you Heather. Your amazing. And the person fighting for 2nd place behind you is a DISTANT 2nd. Theres Heather Feather and everyone else. Please keep them coming!

[@egirl998]

Ahhhhhhh Pete's dragon is literally my favorite movie! That intro was perfect!

[@TiinaSoCute]

Damn girl, you make me sleepy. I was listening to this while doing school work and my eyes were crossing, I'll be rewatching this later on tonight i'm sure it'll put me right to bed! Loved it.

[@xotayyy98]

This is my faveee Heather Feather video. Its just perfect. The hearing test legit makes my body spazzes from the tingles I get :)

[@cyb0rgirl]

tuning fork gave me chills!! amazing video as usual

[@asmrfan9903]

Yet another marvelous video Heather, I was tingling for all 55 glorious minutes. Might I say your eyes are utterly tantalizing in this video also.

[@asmrorelse]

The tuning fork kinda brings me back to those hearing tests I used to take with beeping as a kid

[@theGaBesters]

Your role plays are always amazing and you seem to get better and better in each video, well done :)

[@crfwheelierendell]

WOOOOW that tuning fork I GOT MAD TINGLES best so far for me !!

[@nerdybacon]

Absolute favorite ASMR vid of all time! You really outdid yourself, Heather! THANK YOUUU!

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

no, thank YOU!

[@damvid21]

I really love the tapping of the stick on the eye chart, brain-meltastic!

[@JAlanFinch]

The tuning fork is amazing XD. Explosive tingles all the way through, thanks Heather :D.

[@ClemsonOwnedYou]

That tuning fork was awesome. Heather, you're an ASMR genius!

[@ClemsonOwnedYou]

Or did you learn that from Master Yoda?

[@Lottarandomness]

I have to say, after watching this the second time I had the most intense tingles ever! I was almost comatose and had to lie down (I'm always sitting by my computer) and just let the tingles do their thing. Amazing job once again!

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

wow!! I am happy it was so effective for you!

[@jacobsims9562]

Greatest asmr vid I have ever seen in my asmr watching time period

[@Fapesta1]

Really enjoyed this vid, Heather. Some very funny little references tucked away. Great idea for the scenario too. Another very clever, but more importantly, very enjoyable vid. Great work.

[@hypnoasmr4561]

This was a very, very good RP. It had some comedy that was very enjoyable. Great job and it has become one of my most listened.

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

Thanks for the kind words! I am happy you enjoyed it!

[@pjeter49]

Heather Feather Love your vids Heather! They're funny and cool and they give me that good ASMR buzz that I just can't get from Ativan! Keep up the good work and pay no mind to the critics! :-)

[@Kaleidoscopics]

I feel like the quality of this video is pretty amazing. I've taken a break from asmr videos lately so maybe it's just because I haven't seen the amazing HeatherFeather vids in awhile but it just somehow seems better!

[@benjaminsmith1204]

Thank you heather for another wonderful video, when you come real close to the camera and whisper I get the most amazing chills right up the sides of my back and on the back of my neck love it! your fantastic :)

[@jakecooper9031]

Absolutely brilliant! Please please make more in this theme! .. Thsnks for your excellent work Heather X

[@specialed618]

This was everyone I love put together! I watched the video in small increments because I fall asleep too quickly lol

[@emoluv190]

I feel so happy with how much this video worked. Could you possibly make a video based purely on the ears? Including the parts wear you brush inside the ear and cover one ear whilst whispering softly into them? I really enjoy all of your videos, but I feel this included the biggest trigger for me. :) As the bits above really brought tingles to my spine. Thankyou so much Heather, hope you like this suggestion, and you are awesome :)

[@77rocker]

Your intro reminded me of Jason sedaikas' s skit on saturday night live when he played a espn commentator and had to take time to acknowledge the sponsors. One of his best characters ever.

[@philipgutierrez1341]

affective asmr power in this one heather.thank you

[@meercatmommy]

This is my very favourite ASMR video. You're very creative with your videos, I especially enjoy that. Keep up the great work, heather!!

[@HibiscusLilyASMR]

This is one of my "go-to" videos for some tingles! I learned how huge a trigger "energy plucking" is for me from this video! Plus, I simply love the Pete's Dragon reference - that was my favorite movie as a child!

[@lebre.]

I've been waiting for this video for so long! :D Thank you, Heather Feather!

[@Nyurufu]

I'm only 7 minutes into this and it's already one of my favorites! Thank you so much, Miss Feather!

[@Hourlyruin1]

I've been staying away from ASMR due to tingle immunity and is barely been two weeks, it's so hard to not watch heathers videos, they're popping up lots and it keeps tempting me to watch D:

[@nikkidarling5254]

This was really awesome. Lots of hilarious/silly elements to it, loved the woo parts and the funny references but honestly, some of my favorite triggers are here and I found some new ones I didn't know I had (like tuning forks, oh man...i had no idea...those are amazing!) this is my new favorite ASMR video.

[@CalmingEscape]

Hmmm yoda reference I knew I liked you :) ... Wonderful video this is...

[@MacBookGuy91]

Awesome just in time, I have been stressed all morning. Thank you very much Heather.

[@DerBuhBuh]

I LOVE the tiny brush

[@EbilWulf]

The Andromeda Strain was where I lost it. Great video, by the way.

[@KELLYMAYE]

Heather, this is my favourite so far!! Amazing!

[@RobynCosme21]

The compressed air sound make my head super tingly :D