Team Fortress 2: The Tiny Desk Update

Team Fortress 2 gets a new update! It's the take of a fictional corporation about how an update for TF2 might look like! Completely safe and without any problems! The localisation files are updated!
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Music (In Order):
- Earthbound ~ Heartless Hotel
- Earthbound ~ Enjoy your Stay
- Mighty Switch Force! OST - Love You Love You Love
- Quest of the Manwh*re ~ Greasy Tales
- Starship Troopers Terran Command OST - Main Theme
- Undertale ~ Megalovania
- Deep Rock Galactic ~ Dance of the Dreadnought
- Ducktales NES ~ Moon Theme
- Red Alert 3 ~ Soviet March
- Mick Gordon ~ The only thing they fear is you
- Medic Madness (Remix) ~ Delak
- Baki ~ Crazy Spec
- Fallout 3 ~ Tranqulity Lane
- Speed Racer - Skorosti
- Dark Souls ~ Gravelord Nito
- Elden Ring ~ Caelid
- Subnautica ~ Abandon Ship
#teamfortress2 #animation #stopmotion

[@Berd]

thanks tiny desk people

[@kaamilgamerYT]

Epic bird

[@alexkitta3619]

YOOOO BERD

[@DragonaxFilms]

Hey You're that guy

[@Peter_Turbo4]

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@InFosver]

Hellow

[@slightlyistorical1776]

The concept of Soldier being given the power to fly but he can't actually control it and just ascends into space randomly all while desperately kicking to get back down is way too hilarious in its own right

[@user-yr9ql6rj3t]

In fact, the Soldier is now even more dangerous than you might imagine. A flying orbital rocket launcher that continuously yells at all frequencies. And he can't be knocked down. Sounds like something that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

[@sqentontheslime1967]

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tevery minute the Soldier rocket takes longer to come down as he gets further and further from earth’s atmosphere

[@UncIe-Ben]

It's called rocket jumping with the beggars bazooka.

[@oktober8398]

@@UncIe-Ben he actually hasnt been given the ability to fly he just got an infinitley reloading beggars bazooka strapped to him

[@soldier257]

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tdamn that’s funny

[@reecewilson223]

I like how red engi ascends using his godly powers while blue just let's the intrusive thoughts win.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Different people, different goals

[@Megasergio92]

3:10 Watch closely, you're about to witness a Demo Moment

[@flipperion]

And the birth of a new scrumpy

[@ballsinspector42069]

WATCH WEA' YE WALKIN', LASSIE!

[@zagoat9384]

𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒?

[@ballsinspector42069]

@@zagoat9384 *(MULTIPLE SHOTS)* AYE WAIT LAD WAIT! THIS IS STUPID!

[@The1CactusGhost]

@@ballsinspector42069Aie you right laddie

[@coldchillywilly9901]

I’m never gonna get sick of Lalve’s humor lmao

[@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205]

Hes the only reason I get out of bed

[@JetInAJar]

I had to go on sick leave because of his humor.

[@mishael1339]

Watching a Lalve video is like having your mental sickness sucked out and given corporeal form. I always feel better after one.

[@Robertward111]

He would've made Kitty0706 proud.

[@CyrusShameli]

Same here

[@SrPelo]

3:24 I can't believe Demo just squashed a tiny desk engi with his big dumpy cheeks

[@eduardvivestarda5912]

you got a nice eye pelo

[@yosefyonin6824]

mios senior!

[@qwedeh100]

Fat cheeks senior pelo

[@chiniasberb9470]

a true travesty

[@optixxxx5672]

You got some magnificient scream

[@rikielanasui742]

2:20 When you're tired of getting headshotted and backstabbed 24/7 so you make both classes suffer.

[@Samwiz1]

That was downright awful, and my favorite part was absolutely scout being replaced by a wood plank to have more game impact. Nice work! 👍

[@poochie5543]

No doubt there is a community server that includes this upcoming update. It would make a fine KZbin video:)

[@monke287]

What a beautiful day to have eyes

[@nezaniatoimya]

Just like your server

[@opusmagnus26]

@@poochie5543 I imagine it being altered in several ways like the Scout being literally completely useless and brittle in place of replacing him with a wood plank while the Sniper's rifles/rifle (default or all of them) would be nerfed to uselessness while the Pyro's flamethrowers have range out the ass among other things to try and represent the Tiny Desk Update as closely as the game itself will allow.

[@Victor-056]

@@opusmagnus26 "Range out the ass", you forgot the Pyro will have no movement speed in this case so it will be one hundred percent accurate to the idea.

[@LegoAnimations6370]

Scout gets turned into a log, Spy is suffering in a chair, Sniper is financially unstable class and Heavy gets the most love. Yes, this is the update we need

[@rafakisaa1869]

Yesh

[@patrik9328]

Execpt Heavy got nothing but a damn banana....

[@Murlo889]

And tank

[@thelastmlg2699]

"We locked the spy into endless suffering" Yeah this is an official update alright

[@Averydude1]

*screams in french pain from the inside*

[@actung4044]

He’s suffering from the punishment that the medic damned everyone to

[@Sonichero151]

And yet Swipez will STILL make everyone suffer more

[@patrik9328]

*French screams of agony with child-support*

[@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel]

As an Engineer main, good riddance

[@paperhat_boi]

3:08 You're about to see a "Demo Moment", when an otherwise totally reasonable self-described black Scottish cyclops acts in a self-destructive manner, i.e. like a Demoman.

[@carribob1992]

2:17 Sniper's weapon is actually the majority of his brain. Take it away and he simply t-poses whilst saying "Apples".

[@LewdaCRITS]

MLP reference

[@Delak_Antoine]

reel demo moment right there

[@LawnZ0mbie]

I just realized that the blu “scout” was the one who capped the cart. Good on him for playing the objective.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

Blu Log, Scout got Fired cause Lalve Hates him

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:10 this scene is too perfect ☠️

[@ulric8445]

3:58 this scene of heavy is perfect

[@lanceslyd4865]

Can everyone tell me where did the red heavy got those voicelines

[@lanceslyd4865]

It goes like this: I'm sorry commander but nothing will stand in my way, especially not a fool like you

[@ulric8445]

@@lanceslyd4865 command and conquer red alert, i forgot which one but it was one of those

[@TerminatorGundam300]

@@ulric8445the 3rd one

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@lanceslyd4865 Hm. *I S* *N I C E*

[@Xaero188]

Over the years Lalve has truly surpassed any sentient being in the art of *S O L D I E R.* No other artist can capture this sheer concentration of untamable screaming wheezing chaos with such finesse.

[@rikielanasui742]

3:02 Pyro: Can't get flamethrower through. *Suffers mentally*

[@pyrogaming175]

that's his flamethrower, not a tank

[@ballsinspector42069]

(MUMBLED SUFFERING)

[@VELTG4]

In case yall don't know at 4:10 when we see blu pyro and blu engi, pyro gets turned into bacon which is also why blu heavy was so terrified.

[@PrinceLeader]

Bro, I thought that orange thing on the floor was the spilled slushie, and the Pyro just disappeared for the bit. First time I watched this video was right after watching the Team Neighborhood animation where it was super hot, and the Engineer dives into a puddle of orange ice cream. I thought it was a similar joke until now!

[@moronichybrid]

2:49 I always thought of this bit, like since the Sniper Rifle is locked behind a paywall, those who do manage to buy it are kicked off the match, making them have to rebuy said rifle once they rejoin.

[@Sonichero151]

I firmly believe this would compell tf2 players to commit rampant identity theft and steal credit cards off the deep web

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

I still wonder what makes you think of these insane chaotic yet hilarious scenes and characters like it’s second nature to you, you never cease to impress fellow doctor

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

I suspect alcohol. And if not that, some more... severe substances.

[@terrypennington2519]

*Meth*

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Probably both at once plus some

[@Diamondbackwastaken]

STBlackST grade Cocaine.

[@OwnZar]

Vest hat Tiny Desk Corporation works alongside the Enclave to supply tiny desk engineers for every desktop in Raven Rock! It all makes sense now.

[@jw_gojifan19]

“The Demoman is perfect in every way” Truer words were never spoken. I need to play when this update drops.

[@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel]

As an Engie main, this update is truly *the Engie update of all time.*

[@Averydude1]

As a demo main, I agree that demoman is perfect at everything. If he was not, Dr lalve wouldn't make "meet the class but it's demoman".

[@NuggetInc]

3:05 There are no words that can describe how much I love this segment

[@Kikai155]

2:05 Engineer is already a God. He literally destroy everything.

[@Ianrandom]

3:09 top 10 best Baki fights

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Honestly, Medic deserves a vacation more than anyone else.

[@talkingsillies]

4:42 has gotta be my favorite part solely because of how it somehow surpasses the random insanity already established by taking it a step further and adding a robot death God

[@mefler1]

What is that robot called?

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@mefler1 it's a Reaper ship from Mass Effect

[@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel]

Added Ms. Pauling and the Administrator as playable classes.

[@jirkavoj-2000]

0:45 That Terminator 2 Reference was perfect, Anyway the match after the Major Update looked like every casual one but more fun,. Love it,

[@dr.cherrydonutman7193]

04:25 Love how at this point forward, it's just pure chaos.

[@Pudding404]

I see Dr. Lalve has already gotten to work on "Valve's new tf2 update." Is nice.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

You know that someone will be insane enough to actually make a server with these new changes. When they do, I want to watch it all unfold.

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

"I want it ℕ𝕆𝕎! *punches tv*"

[@jakodrdoole8204]

2:56 just wanted to save this part

[@Martin-pp1ww]

2:55

[@damsen978]

You never miss to make me laugh. The demo duel bit was 10/10. Wish they put more glasses on themselves with every sentences they spoke, it would make it extra crazy.

[@jamesverner9132]

Is it just me of is pyro suddenly panicking with a high pitch mumble way funny then it needs to be 1:40

[@patrik9328]

"The robots!?" *Loud laugh* "I dont know what you mean.."

[@hrpang]

Heavy doing a 3 point turn with a tank is actually impressive.

[@justasimplegamer129]

1:49 imagine the joy to all demo mains when they hear RAPID FIRE STICKIES

[@FractalNinja]

Heavy: is nice gun, how much it cost per second to fire?

[@WS-gj8ng]

1.2 million dollars to fire the weapon for six seconds.

[@Averydude1]

as a demomain, demo Vs demo situations look exactly like this, rapid fire or not.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:25 this scene makes me want to play the new update!😊

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:00 - Introduction 0:25 - Map updates 0:55 - Crate updates 1:10 - Mann vs Machine updates 1:20 - Class updates 1:25 - Scout 1:30 - Soldier 1:40 - Pyro 1:45 - Demoman 1:55 - Heavy 2:05 - Engineer 2:10 - Medic 2:15 - Sniper 2:25 - Spy 2:35 - HAVE FUN !!! 5:00 - Conclusion

[@elrohirciryatan38]

FLOWER 😳

[@ignitionfrn2223]

@@elrohirciryatan38 Tiny Desk Floristry ?

[@Anonymous-ty8rg]

What's the name of this song at the end. Cannot find which one in the description.

[@bluecamo9000]

Heavies face got me on the ground 4:23

[@moronichybrid]

Engie is literally eating a baconized Pyro, why shouldn't he be horrified?

[@bluecamo9000]

True

[@nicktate7839]

1:58 That “YES” is so god damn powerful

[@demonmaster666]

Heavy staring into your soul

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

4:49 Engineer going through the gates of the silver key, approaching the final gate, as expected.

[@superbigtime]

2:30 - I see you with that kitty0706 Team Fabulous 2 intro tribute, Lalve. You're a good man.

[@jldragon7855]

1:30 that rlly got me for some reason ive never heard anyone use the "mrm" from that heavy scream like that

[@SG-fm9wd]

I love quote modding

[@sonofjack6286]

4:53 BLU TEAM WON WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!! *HOW BAD IS THE RED TEAM AT THIS GAME!!*

[@mikkobryanmalinao9440]

AT LEAST THAY LIKE SCOUT

[@demonmaster666]

HELP I JUST NOW NOTICED IT

[@sinceregreen1322]

I like how soldier just gets 1 thrown at him 0:24

[@kurwasaurio]

4:38 The engineer infiltrated the Brotherhood of Steel base, in the wasteland capital, and while he was repairing Libery Prime after the fight against the Enclave at the water purifier, posing as a scribe, he stole the plans, thanks to the administrator, I managed to rebuild it in time for this video 4:42 Its that the spaceship from Serious Sam 3?

[@Hot_dog_man9]

Those are the Reapers from Mass Effect

[@kaisertrinityt.m.i.s1607]

3:38 In honour of Kitty0706, go Team Fabulous 2

[@apollo_gen]

Okay so this is officially the best thing I've ever seen. Edit: Nevermind. The Engineer part at 4:12 is officially the best thing I've ever seen. This video is in second place.

[@blockstacker5614]

The power of a god, beautiful.

[@user-hs9rd9ym4n]

Engineer fucking liquefied pyro

[@JustinRuta]

Agreed

[@corpsetruck]

​@@blockstacker5614 now satan fears him

[@m4albino201]

​@@user-hs9rd9ym4n he baconized pyro

[@thegamerFOX45]

i know tiny desk corp is like doing crazy stuff, but i never expected something like this to the engineer 4:10

[@ChargBoomInfec]

I love how you represented every TF2 player reaction with the soldier. (0:00)

[@nemezisprime2114]

4:31 THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE IN TF2!!!! IT MUST BE UPDATED!!

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

Apples

[@CoalEater_Elli]

​@@blacktopthegam3rz364apples

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

@@CoalEater_Elli *explode*

[@ViktuzKiel]

Blu sniper stares

[@HeisenbergFam]

Dr. Lalve casually returned after 3 months with yet another philosophical TF2 video making us think about the beauty of life itself

[@unknownlogicman9399]

When they replaced Scout with a log of wood, that is when I truly saw the beauty of this world.🥲

[@TheSlayah123]

Everywhere i go i see his face.

[@-ReynardFox]

You never post a good comment, they're always so lame but you just get there first.

[@sgutsman]

0:54 so basically season passes

[@megabirb8443]

This feels like I'm watching a final descent into madness.

[@chebxiur]

This was beautifully unhinged Doctor, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the end of the video, please for the love of god never stop making these deranged videos

[@TheBunnyManChannel]

The 2 demo chad scene is absolutly legendary! 💪🏾

[@edgarvega5859]

Funny boondocks reference

[@offlineable]

It made me smile so much my face hurt

[@Averydude1]

As a demo main, I confirm that this is how demo Vs demo situations usually happen.

[@fs-ks7fm]

That engineer scene truly terrified me. It's beautiful.

[@supersonicbros23]

I like how Engineer didn't use his god power for anything to help in the match but instead just used it to turn pyro into a slab of bacon.

[@MediaDroid960]

2:36 if this is a team fabulous 2 reference, my respect for you has multiplied ten fold

[@sumguyiguess7697]

I noticed that as well

[@Pikachu790]

It certainly has those vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

[@WS-gj8ng]

Wow. I didn't think about that video in a while...

[@TimothyMark7]

0:19 engineer mains when 2fort intel room exists

[@CastleHearth]

"We upgraded the Scout-" "Noooooo!!" My same reaction.

[@Valsentials]

3:20 Most civilized Demoman discussion

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

1:10 choosing to put "the dance of dreadnoughts" here is very, very cultured of you, Dr.Lalve!

[@JackRotunda]

Rock and stone to the bone

[@narratornarrates]

@@JackRotunda rock and stone!

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

I will contribute my part 🍄

[@IronCrown]

Damn, good ears you got there, miner. Rock and Stone!

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 WE'RE RICH!

[@Yeti-wh7wt]

4:11 Did that engineer just turn that pyro into bacon?

[@abulletant1147]

Yes. God powers now

[@gic186]

The voice of the Oblivion guards on Soldier fits sooo good

[@BiodegradableYTP]

You can always count on Tiny Desk Corp to have the TF2 community's interests at heart.

[@funnyguy4217]

0:00 autobalance be like:

[@EMan-1920]

1:08, Deep Rock OST spotted!

[@dfh_animations]

The update we never wanted, never asked for, but absolutely needed.

[@MarkStillPlays]

3:30 war thunder gameplay:

[@alejoyugar]

2:41 everyone when this video came out

[@MisterPrawn]

Now Tiny Desk Corporation needs to open up a theme park. Call it: Tiny Desk Land

[@CollinFTW820]

Its Disneyland but its Tiny Desk (He need to remind that for the next video soon!)

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

1:00 the key is using solder for he is the key to open the key. Makes perfect sense to me.

[@greninji3593]

Kingdom Hearts moment

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

2 months later, we have: "The Seal Update". Also "The Saxton Hale Guide" when?

[@mattwo7]

3:47 Advanced/Famicom Wars

[@mr.zman8]

i can tell the skeleton really put a lot of work into this fine update

[@Tibor0803]

0:02 That's what Valve is. They all bark but no bite.

[@CarrotStixBro]

I haven't laughed this hard at a Team fortress video in a long time. Thank you.

[@subnormality5854]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: No matter how bad I feel, a Lalve video always, somehow, cheers me up

[@shadowzone2588]

0:47 is that a terminator 2 reference I see?

[@Gabrielbarsch]

Raw, Pure and unspoiled CHAOS

[@patrickwong7245]

Woah ny favorite madness combat animator is here!!!!

[@BLACKout_TF2]

the amount of unhinged chaos is just amazingly beautiful! this video is a masterpiece!

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

I saw the Teaser on your Twitter. 2:48

[@alejoyugar]

Or the X

[@goldenenginnerxd2851]

Showing the Mayor update made me an smile 1:21

[@rail5575]

the fucking tank making a 3 point turn around was so funny, its little things like that that make these videos

[@cerocero2817]

Holy shit, you outdid yourself with this video. 1:14 didn't expect to hear that song again.

[@TheSm1327]

Genuinely the most impressive part of this video was the 3 point turn that heavy did in that tank

[@tyon4187]

4:10 those engineer grunts are uuncomfortable and funny at the same time

[@AverageGibusFan]

turn on the subtitles on 2:59 and you'll see "oh"

[@sheep7255]

This is a literal fever dream, absolutely love it

[@alvaroperez2349]

I’m excited to see what else the Tiny Desk Corp. has in store.

[@fotppd1475]

Don't worry my tiny biscuit...

[@alexswin2.778]

bro ur literally EVERYWHERE! i'm the same too

[@CalzoneStudiozOfficial]

they have Scout as a log, the best thing ever

[@TerminatorGundam300]

Will our brains be able to take what comes after this?

[@ming1408]

0:47 Terminator 2 reference lol

[@hectorplay8199]

I've got the feeling that Lalve has some short of trauma with Engineers. The vicious and mounstrous way he usually depicts them can't just be for simple fun.

[@user-ly2ds8sf4n]

4:18 what grimace shake does to a mf

[@AleixOve]

Bro, i'm in tears for real. I was really bored, but i was punished by this materpiece and i'm dying omg. Good job man, thank you very much.

[@arandomusername6230]

"we replaced scout with a log of wood" finally, this is the type of balance changes we deserve

[@Rambit]

4:15 written and directed by Eltorro64Rus

[@willowdrakon]

I love how the update changes that i thought were one-off jokes were all implemented in the gameplay part

[@rikielanasui742]

4:48 Appl- ded