Team Fortress 2: The Tiny Desk Update

[@Berd]

thanks tiny desk people

[@kaamilgamerYT]

Epic bird

[@alexkitta3619]

YOOOO BERD

[@DragonaxFilms]

Hey You're that guy

[@Peter_Turbo4]

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@InFosver]

Hellow

[@rikielanasui742]

2:20 When you're tired of getting headshotted and backstabbed 24/7 so you make both classes suffer.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

And if you dare spend Money to try to turn Sniper Back to prepare to Snipe people, you're out of the Game Instantly and you basically just wasted $100

[@rikielanasui742]

@@strelitziathekeyblader1657 Yeah well, good thing I don't use him very good in general.

[@slightlyistorical1776]

The concept of Soldier being given the power to fly but he can't actually control it and just ascends into space randomly all while desperately kicking to get back down is way too hilarious in its own right

[@ПётрЕршов-и3ж]

In fact, the Soldier is now even more dangerous than you might imagine. A flying orbital rocket launcher that continuously yells at all frequencies. And he can't be knocked down. Sounds like something that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

[@sqentontheslime1967]

@@ПётрЕршов-и3жevery minute the Soldier rocket takes longer to come down as he gets further and further from earth’s atmosphere

[@UncIe-Ben]

It's called rocket jumping with the beggars bazooka.

[@oktober8398]

@@UncIe-Ben he actually hasnt been given the ability to fly he just got an infinitley reloading beggars bazooka strapped to him

[@soldier257]

@@ПётрЕршов-и3жdamn that’s funny

[@paperhat_boi]

3:08 You're about to see a "Demo Moment", when an otherwise totally reasonable self-described black Scottish cyclops acts in a self-destructive manner, i.e. like a Demoman.

[@coldchillywilly9901]

I’m never gonna get sick of Lalve’s humor lmao

[@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205]

Hes the only reason I get out of bed

[@JetInAJar]

I had to go on sick leave because of his humor.

[@mishael1339]

Watching a Lalve video is like having your mental sickness sucked out and given corporeal form. I always feel better after one.

[@Robertward111]

He would've made Kitty0706 proud.

[@CyrusShameliOfficial]

Same here

[@reecewilson223]

I like how red engi ascends using his godly powers while blue just let's the intrusive thoughts win.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Different people, different goals

[@Sonichero151]

That's literally the two types of Gods......

[@pancakemacbuttery9142]

@@tamsuemomwifesame people, but different dreams… different dreams

[@LegoAnimations6370]

Scout gets turned into a log, Spy is suffering in a chair, Sniper is financially unstable class and Heavy gets the most love. Yes, this is the update we need

[@rafakisaa1869]

Yesh

[@patrik9328]

Execpt Heavy got nothing but a damn banana....

[@Murlo889]

And tank

[@VELTG4]

In case yall don't know at 4:10 when we see blu pyro and blu engi, pyro gets turned into bacon which is also why blu heavy was so terrified.

[@PrinceLeader]

Bro, I thought that orange thing on the floor was the spilled slushie, and the Pyro just disappeared for the bit. First time I watched this video was right after watching the Team Neighborhood animation where it was super hot, and the Engineer dives into a puddle of orange ice cream. I thought it was a similar joke until now!

[@thelastmlg2699]

"We locked the spy into endless suffering" Yeah this is an official update alright

[@actung4044]

He’s suffering from the punishment that the medic damned everyone to

[@Sonichero151]

And yet Swipez will STILL make everyone suffer more

[@patrik9328]

*French screams of agony with child-support*

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

As an Engineer main, good riddance

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

Makes Sense the Spy gets that Treatment cause he's the Natural Enemy of the Engineer cause of the Sapper

[@Megasergio92]

3:10 Watch closely, you're about to witness a Demo Moment

[@flipperion]

And the birth of a new scrumpy

[@ballsinspector42069]

WATCH WEA' YE WALKIN', LASSIE!

[@zagoat9384]

𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒?

[@ballsinspector42069]

@@zagoat9384 *(MULTIPLE SHOTS)* AYE WAIT LAD WAIT! THIS IS STUPID!

[@The1CactusGhost]

@@ballsinspector42069Aie you right laddie

[@Delak_Antoine]

reel demo moment right there

[@carribob1992]

2:17 Sniper's weapon is actually the majority of his brain. Take it away and he simply t-poses whilst saying "Apples".

[@LewdaCRITS]

MLP reference

[@SrPelo]

3:24 I can't believe Demo just squashed a tiny desk engi with his big dumpy cheeks

[@eduardvivestarda5912]

you got a nice eye pelo

[@yosefyonin6824]

mios senior!

[@qwedeh100]

Fat cheeks senior pelo

[@chiniasberb9470]

a true travesty

[@optixxxx5672]

You got some magnificient scream

[@ulric8445]

3:58 this scene of heavy is perfect

[@lanceslyd4865]

Can everyone tell me where did the red heavy got those voicelines

[@lanceslyd4865]

It goes like this: I'm sorry commander but nothing will stand in my way, especially not a fool like you

[@ulric8445]

@@lanceslyd4865 command and conquer red alert, i forgot which one but it was one of those

[@TerminatorGundam300]

@@ulric8445the 3rd one

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@lanceslyd4865 Hm. *I S* *N I C E*

[@LawnZ0mbie]

I just realized that the blu “scout” was the one who capped the cart. Good on him for playing the objective.

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

Blu Log, Scout got Fired cause Lalve Hates him

[@patrik9328]

​@@strelitziathekeyblader1657without any good reason

[@strelitziathekeyblader1657]

@@patrik9328 Actually cause Doctor Lalve Hates him

[@Samwiz1]

That was downright awful, and my favorite part was absolutely scout being replaced by a wood plank to have more game impact. Nice work! 👍

[@poochie5543]

No doubt there is a community server that includes this upcoming update. It would make a fine KZbin video:)

[@monke287]

What a beautiful day to have eyes

[@nezaniatoimya]

Just like your server

[@opusmagnus26]

@@poochie5543 I imagine it being altered in several ways like the Scout being literally completely useless and brittle in place of replacing him with a wood plank while the Sniper's rifles/rifle (default or all of them) would be nerfed to uselessness while the Pyro's flamethrowers have range out the ass among other things to try and represent the Tiny Desk Update as closely as the game itself will allow.

[@Victor-056]

@@opusmagnus26 "Range out the ass", you forgot the Pyro will have no movement speed in this case so it will be one hundred percent accurate to the idea.

[@rikielanasui742]

3:02 Pyro: Can't get flamethrower through. *Suffers mentally*

[@pyrogaming175]

that's his flamethrower, not a tank

[@ballsinspector42069]

(MUMBLED SUFFERING)

[@BoTin-g6f]

Yeah that's me trying to get my exhaust out of my scooter

[@moronichybrid]

2:49 I always thought of this bit, like since the Sniper Rifle is locked behind a paywall, those who do manage to buy it are kicked off the match, making them have to rebuy said rifle once they rejoin.

[@Sonichero151]

I firmly believe this would compell tf2 players to commit rampant identity theft and steal credit cards off the deep web

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Honestly, Medic deserves a vacation more than anyone else.

[@NuggetInc]

3:05 There are no words that can describe how much I love this segment

[@jw_gojifan19]

“The Demoman is perfect in every way” Truer words were never spoken. I need to play when this update drops.

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

As an Engie main, this update is truly *the Engie update of all time.*

[@jirkavoj-2000]

0:45 That Terminator 2 Reference was perfect, Anyway the match after the Major Update looked like every casual one but more fun,. Love it,

[@Xaero188]

Over the years Lalve has truly surpassed any sentient being in the art of *S O L D I E R.* No other artist can capture this sheer concentration of untamable screaming wheezing chaos with such finesse.

[@talkingsillies]

4:42 has gotta be my favorite part solely because of how it somehow surpasses the random insanity already established by taking it a step further and adding a robot death God

[@mefler1]

What is that robot called?

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@mefler1 it's a Reaper ship from Mass Effect

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

Added Ms. Pauling and the Administrator as playable classes.

[@dr.cherrydonutman7193]

04:25 Love how at this point forward, it's just pure chaos.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:10 this scene is too perfect ☠️

[@androkr]

Watch where you walking n-

[@ballsinspector42069]

​@@androkr (STIFF TURNING) _'cuse me?_

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

​@@androkr "excuse me?!"

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

I still wonder what makes you think of these insane chaotic yet hilarious scenes and characters like it’s second nature to you, you never cease to impress fellow doctor

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

I suspect alcohol. And if not that, some more... severe substances.

[@terrypennington2519]

*Meth*

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Probably both at once plus some

[@Diamondbacc]

STBlackST grade Cocaine.

[@OwnZar]

Vest hat Tiny Desk Corporation works alongside the Enclave to supply tiny desk engineers for every desktop in Raven Rock! It all makes sense now.

[@Kikai155]

2:05 Engineer is already a God. He literally destroy everything.

[@Pudding404]

I see Dr. Lalve has already gotten to work on "Valve's new tf2 update." Is nice.

[@patrik9328]

"The robots!?" *Loud laugh* "I dont know what you mean.."

[@justasimplegamer129]

1:49 imagine the joy to all demo mains when they hear RAPID FIRE STICKIES

[@FractalNinja]

Heavy: is nice gun, how much it cost per second to fire?

[@WS-gj8ng]

1.2 million dollars to fire the weapon for six seconds.

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

4:49 Engineer going through the gates of the silver key, approaching the final gate, as expected.

[@MetalMargatroid]

*After 6 years since the Jungle Inferno update, I can tell this was worth the wait.*

[@rafakisaa1869]

Hmmmm EZ NICE

[@sonkupbukucu8814]

6??? WHAT THE FUCK TIME FUCKING PASSES QUICKLY!!!

[@hrpang]

Heavy doing a 3 point turn with a tank is actually impressive.

[@nicktate7839]

1:58 That “YES” is so god damn powerful

[@demonmaster666]

Heavy staring into your soul

[@PelemusMcSoy]

You know that someone will be insane enough to actually make a server with these new changes. When they do, I want to watch it all unfold.

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

"I want it ℕ𝕆𝕎! *punches tv*"

[@jldragon7855]

1:30 that rlly got me for some reason ive never heard anyone use the "mrm" from that heavy scream like that

[@SG-fm9wd]

I love quote modding

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:00 - Introduction 0:25 - Map updates 0:55 - Crate updates 1:10 - Mann vs Machine updates 1:20 - Class updates 1:25 - Scout 1:30 - Soldier 1:40 - Pyro 1:45 - Demoman 1:55 - Heavy 2:05 - Engineer 2:10 - Medic 2:15 - Sniper 2:25 - Spy 2:35 - HAVE FUN !!! 5:00 - Conclusion

[@elrohirciryatan38]

FLOWER 😳

[@ignitionfrn2223]

@@elrohirciryatan38 Tiny Desk Floristry ?

[@Anonymous-ty8rg]

What's the name of this song at the end. Cannot find which one in the description.

[@jamesverner9132]

Is it just me of is pyro suddenly panicking with a high pitch mumble way funny then it needs to be 1:40

[@jakodrdoole8204]

2:56 just wanted to save this part

[@Martin-pp1ww]

2:55

[@bluecamo9000]

Heavies face got me on the ground 4:23

[@moronichybrid]

Engie is literally eating a baconized Pyro, why shouldn't he be horrified?

[@bluecamo9000]

True

[@Valsentials]

3:20 Most civilized Demoman discussion

[@apollo_gen]

Okay so this is officially the best thing I've ever seen. Edit: Nevermind. The Engineer part at 4:12 is officially the best thing I've ever seen. This video is in second place.

[@blockstacker5614]

The power of a god, beautiful.

[@user-hs9rd9ym4n]

Engineer fucking liquefied pyro

[@JustinRuta]

Agreed

[@corpsetruck]

​@@blockstacker5614 now satan fears him

[@m4albino201]

​@@user-hs9rd9ym4n he baconized pyro

[@sinceregreen1322]

I like how soldier just gets 1 thrown at him 0:24

[@kaisertrinityt.m.i.s1607]

3:38 In honour of Kitty0706, go Team Fabulous 2

[@superbigtime]

2:30 - I see you with that kitty0706 Team Fabulous 2 intro tribute, Lalve. You're a good man.

[@zekromfan1]

*pootis* {echos} pootis pootis pootis

[@sonofjack6286]

4:53 BLU TEAM WON WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!! *HOW BAD IS THE RED TEAM AT THIS GAME!!*

[@mikkobryanmalinao9440]

AT LEAST THAY LIKE SCOUT

[@demonmaster666]

HELP I JUST NOW NOTICED IT

[@OnionKiev2137]

4:26 - 4:28 Doctor Lalve have actually predicted future.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Dr. Lalve casually returned after 3 months with yet another philosophical TF2 video making us think about the beauty of life itself

[@unknownlogicman9399]

When they replaced Scout with a log of wood, that is when I truly saw the beauty of this world.🥲

[@TheSlayah123]

Everywhere i go i see his face.

[@-ReynardFox]

You never post a good comment, they're always so lame but you just get there first.

[@mastermuffles7097]

The most underrated line in this video is the simple: "Man versus Machine gets a new difficulty level: Impossible" and then three tanks on scout legs come out.

[@Ianrandom]

3:09 top 10 best Baki fights

[@apieceoftoast768]

2:55 my lungs going into orbit from laughter

[@nemezisprime2114]

4:31 THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE IN TF2!!!! IT MUST BE UPDATED!!

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

Apples

[@CoalEater_Elli]

​@@blacktopthegam3rz364apples

[@blacktopthegam3rz364]

@@CoalEater_Elli *explode*

[@Mrcatcontent]

Apples

[@supersonicbros23]

I like how Engineer didn't use his god power for anything to help in the match but instead just used it to turn pyro into a slab of bacon.

[@MediaDroid960]

2:36 if this is a team fabulous 2 reference, my respect for you has multiplied ten fold

[@sumguyiguess7697]

I noticed that as well

[@Pikachu790]

It certainly has those vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

[@WS-gj8ng]

Wow. I didn't think about that video in a while...

[@rara3538]

"The Heavy is one adorable tiny biscuit and deserves so much" "Yess" . . . "The Engineer-"

[@chebxiur]

This was beautifully unhinged Doctor, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the end of the video, please for the love of god never stop making these deranged videos

[@CastleHearth]

"We upgraded the Scout-" "Noooooo!!" My same reaction.

[@TimothyMark7]

0:19 engineer mains when 2fort intel room exists

[@Kieferson1]

"we have replaced the scout with a wooden log" and nothing of value was lost, good job tiny desk Corp. keep up the good work

[@TheBunnyManChannel]

The 2 demo chad scene is absolutly legendary! 💪🏾

[@edgarvega5859]

Funny boondocks reference

[@offlineable]

It made me smile so much my face hurt

[@Turgineer]

0:22 Never let dozens of engineers say Yee-Haw in your yard. It leads to nuclear disaster.

[@thegamerFOX45]

i know tiny desk corp is like doing crazy stuff, but i never expected something like this to the engineer 4:10

[@Mr.Galaxia]

3:25 this scene makes me want to play the new update!😊

[@EMan-1920]

1:08, Deep Rock OST spotted!

[@tiredjay3000]

Medic mains really could use a vacation though.

[@funnyguy4217]

0:00 autobalance be like:

[@fs-ks7fm]

That engineer scene truly terrified me. It's beautiful.

[@ChargBoomInfec]

I love how you represented every TF2 player reaction with the soldier. (0:00)

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

2 months later, we have: "The Seal Update". Also "The Saxton Hale Guide" when?

[@alejoyugar]

2:41 everyone when this video came out

[@mapsir6791]

4:12 that is the scariest thing ive ever seen in my entire life.

[@subnormality5854]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: No matter how bad I feel, a Lalve video always, somehow, cheers me up

[@megabirb8443]

This feels like I'm watching a final descent into madness.

[@sgutsman]

0:54 so basically season passes

[@maxxbmd]

3:47 Glad to know I can still recognize music from Speed Racer in an instant. It's been a while.

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

1:10 choosing to put "the dance of dreadnoughts" here is very, very cultured of you, Dr.Lalve!

[@JackRotunda]

Rock and stone to the bone

[@narratornarrates]

@@JackRotunda rock and stone!

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

I will contribute my part 🍄

[@IronCrown]

Damn, good ears you got there, miner. Rock and Stone!

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 WE'RE RICH!

[@dfh_animations]

The update we never wanted, never asked for, but absolutely needed.

[@MisterPrawn]

Now Tiny Desk Corporation needs to open up a theme park. Call it: Tiny Desk Land

[@CollinFTW820]

Its Disneyland but its Tiny Desk (He need to remind that for the next video soon!)

[@kurwasaurio]

4:38 The engineer infiltrated the Brotherhood of Steel base, in the wasteland capital, and while he was repairing Libery Prime after the fight against the Enclave at the water purifier, posing as a scribe, he stole the plans, thanks to the administrator, I managed to rebuild it in time for this video 4:42 Its that the spaceship from Serious Sam 3?

[@Hot_dog_man9]

Those are the Reapers from Mass Effect

[@BiodegradableYTP]

You can always count on Tiny Desk Corp to have the TF2 community's interests at heart.

[@kingmikael-kj69]

1:55 heavy doing the josuke pose

[@TheSm1327]

Genuinely the most impressive part of this video was the 3 point turn that heavy did in that tank

[@AlonsoCardenas1102]

Alt Title: Local American loses 999 IQ and brain cells from the brand new update.

[@mr.zman8]

i can tell the skeleton really put a lot of work into this fine update

[@coletrain41]

" We replaced the janitor with 10 janitors and a skeleton" Quote of the year

[@gic186]

The voice of the Oblivion guards on Soldier fits sooo good

[@mr.anderzon5024]

Dr. Lalve if he worked as the CEO for TF2 Updates: True Chaos + Explosions + Scout Eliminated from the Game + Bots having Traumas because they have to pay 99.99$ every time they shoot his rifle

[@arandomusername88]

"we replaced scout with a log of wood" finally, this is the type of balance changes we deserve

[@CommanderZaktan]

The Tiny Desk Engineer update is finally here!

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

He isn't tiny tho

[@AleixOve]

Bro, i'm in tears for real. I was really bored, but i was punished by this materpiece and i'm dying omg. Good job man, thank you very much.

[@grnpzagrs]

this vid predicted the road rager taunt

[@Yeti-wh7wt]

4:11 Did that engineer just turn that pyro into bacon?

[@abulletant1147]

Yes. God powers now

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

1:00 the key is using solder for he is the key to open the key. Makes perfect sense to me.

[@greninji3593]

Kingdom Hearts moment

[@mattwo7]

3:47 Advanced/Famicom Wars

[@_MaxNeon_]

4:13 Since the Engineer has the power of a god, he needs to sustain it by devouring very suspicious bacon

[@Okmeis]

0:37 Nature is beautiful

[@alejoyugar]

spy main- 0:11

[@OwenGallagher-ye4np]

The national salute of Engineers 0:19

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I was hesitant about the decision to replace Scout with A Log of Wood, but after seeing how the Log stuck to the objective like a champ it's clear this was the right choice.

[@AverageGibusFan]

turn on the subtitles on 2:59 and you'll see "oh"