HELL OR HIGH WATER : EPIC TEXAS WAITRESS!

[@georgespalding7640]

This lady was so good in this part, so convincing. I don't even think she was an actress, she was the real thing.

[@irenemarano8241]

Lol, 🤣😂🤣🤣😆😅😹. 🥩🤠🤠 Yes , mam.

[@jaspervasquez3753]

Most definitely was the real deal

[@hardcase1035]

she believe it or not is a actress or rather was .. she even played in Gun smoke the Rifleman Renegade Walker Texas ranger .. that's just TV shows . she has a bunch of movies as well

[@KevinCrouch0]

That was probably right after the video ended "what about you, camera guy"

[@Savage-en1xv]

@@hardcase1035 no country for old men

[@antoniokauley9171]

She’s still pissed about that trout😂

[@_GoGo_]

BIG FUCKING FACTS!!!!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@JoshuaNJones]

Amen!

[@zero-theaveragegamer1159]

She's just pissed off that her trout trench is dry

[@TheElectricChicken]

The reason she's pissed about the trout is because a trout killed her husband back in '83.

[@pierrechildress8875]

Me too. F*ck that.

[@davidmarks7547]

This woman can make drill sergeants cry in front of their troops!!!

[@kennyjuarez6312]

💯

[@KeweenawPatriot]

Every dinner should have one of these ladies. I'd eat every meal there if I could have her as my waitress.

[@lousmith5885]

@@KeweenawPatriot I'm with ya there!

[@claudegentsch9268]

TEXASMUDNECKSAY Wow well said my brother I HAVE BEEN THERE NOT MUCH TIME THE FOOD WAS TERRIFIC!!!!

[@waynefletcher9884]

Fuck ya she can!

[@Tricornatops]

"That weren't no question." The firmest sentence I've ever heard.

[@heyitsjoe8446]

I needed some waitresses like this when o was still chefifng hahaha

[@TheStrangr2112]

But dad, what if they want their steak well done ? We ask them nicely, yet firmly, to leave

[@ObsidianDragon7030]

Look, there's Medium Rare, and then there's the wrong answer...........

[@Fnstine]

She said " Dont want no question."

[@Fnstine]

She said "DON'T WANT NO QUESTION." In reply to his asking for medium rare.

[@SidewaysEightSix]

His “Alright” at the end. My man learned long ago to pick his battles lol

[@stiltmansstilt1014]

Yup....head a huge family

[@samuelpalacios3812]

Hank Hill: that was the most pleasant dining experience I've ever had I tell you h'wat...

[@NotTheBomb]

Underrated comment 😂

[@hemlockln]

Ron Swanson approves this comment

[@NeverTakeSecond]

I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chanceverden493]

Hank Hil: Trout? Trout? We eat steak and ribs in the great state of Texas

[@marcusrey7738]

@@hemlockln him and Hank should have a steak

[@imagohawke6991]

*Gordon Ramsey walks in* ... * Gordon Ramsey walks out*

[@REALfish1552]

Gordon Ramsey walks in. Gordon Ramsey turns around to walk out and she tells him to sit his scrawny ass down. He sits.

[@americanfirst913]

@@REALfish1552 😂😂

[@lilbrocc2150]

He sits

[@danielprieto3563]

I'd walk out too

[@bleckybob]

Naw…he would be proud. Steaks cooked medium rare is the only way to eat it. It’s an art form to cook a perfect steak

[@roykliffen9674]

That lady made those obviously veteran marshals feel like little school boys.

[@NortelGeek]

"That weren't no question." Damn.

[@divinityquartz3428]

true merican english right there

[@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488]

Is there any other way to cook a steak?

[@NortelGeek]

@@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 No, but there's several ways to _ruin_ a steak...

[@alexapuerta]

*"That _wann't_ no question".

[@alexapuerta]

@@divinityquartz3428 There are dozens of American dialects. No one is truer than another.

[@tanyawade5197]

“That weren’t no question!”😂😂😂

[@tridentgum63]

That's how steak is supposed to be

[@kalhilton9703]

@@tridentgum63 not for me, well done every time. She gives me a steak med rare I’ll send it back.

[@avidparent4643]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

@@kalhilton9703 that's literally the worst way to make it

[@kalhilton9703]

@@iGaveLiaHIV to you maybe but not me, too each their own.

[@ivantsaichovsky9482]

"Steaks cooked medium rare." "Well actually I'd like-" "That weren't no question." This has my grandma's vibes all over it.

[@maxwellguillory405]

If I had a restaurant I’d probably feel similar. Anything above straight medium is a war crime.

[@fuctchaup]

Same! That was the best part. 😂

[@SmEiF-]

I refuse to destroy a steak if I'm cooking you ask for well done I'm giving you hamburger while we enjoy real steak, deal with it.

[@goldtvlive1017]

@@maxwellguillory405 what about burgers can I have that cooked please 🙏

[@lookintothelightcarolanne4699]

Sounds like my 82 year old mama. Just like her.

[@treadman26]

“This one asshole from New York.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevemeredith9022]

Yeah that made me chuckle,like there’s only one asshole from NY.

[@LongHaulTrucker4Life]

​@@stevemeredith9022 AOC

[@Gogetta80]

@@stevemeredith9022there r plenty but only one who ever went to that diner

[@jaturungkabart5554]

​@@stevemeredith9022 she was talking about the mayor adams.

[@bartsanders1553]

He was probably from Pittsburg😂

[@Mr195357]

She needs to be recognized as a very good actress. She has been in other movies through the years playing bit parts and has always done an outstanding job.

[@Nippless247]

Yess

[@jordanbethea541]

Margaret Bowman

[@mouseblackcat5263]

Are you absolutely sure shes ACTING though? Or do they just go film whatever she happens to be doing at the time and work it into the script? O.o

[@lt4rmthegt]

@@mouseblackcat5263 😂😂😂

[@nova68cutie]

@@mouseblackcat5263 lmfao

[@frankietorres1901]

You know I was driving through a small west Texas town and the lady at at the cash register said you're from Houston aren't you and I said yes ma'am I am how'd you know she said I can smell pollution and weed on you......

[@spartansnyder]

I mean she ain’t wrong

[@zazuko7285]

She wasn’t wrong lol

[@frankietorres1901]

@@zazuko7285 at the time she was right. We were headed to comedy gig.... on a happier note best beef jersey ever 👌

[@OjiiBwompzz]

too relatable

[@RojaJaneman]

Such people keep earth turning

[@DigitalDNA]

This chick made me say "yes ma'am" to the screen. 😭

[@69mwagner]

🤣🤣 I wish we had more people like this…we would have less babies in the world talking about their feelings

[@manueldagan844]

I sat up straight in my chair and paid attention like my life depended on it. "Yes ma'am" indeed.

[@johnhurd6243]

I absolutely love her

[@DemonDrummer]

@@69mwagner What’s wrong with talking about your feelings? Also, since when was being rude and ignorant a positive thing?

[@rizing17star61]

Me too

[@petemoore7089]

I love that Lady....she said" that weren't no question "" I'm weak!!🤣🤣🤣

[@littlewing6231]

I would love for her to come in to the pharmacy to ask for her heart medication so I could ask what she didn’t want filled cuz all we have is Flintstone Chewables and hard on medications. ❤️🤣🤣

[@genzoplays8707]

Dude didn’t even talked back he just said “alright” 💀

[@ShaneFlett]

Know the assignment and don't be difficult

[@auntiem873]

What’s to argue? Unless your cooking it?

[@galacticcactus5530]

That’s one burly old lady, looks like she could lay you out into a coma if you so much as back talk.

[@dejavu6503]

Sometimes it's more wise to not talk back.

[@AlanTClark]

Don't anger the people that deal with your food. That's eating 101

[@FUJISAN992]

"Steak's medium rare." "I'd like..." "THAT weren't no question." True Texan lady.

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

I’m hoping that isn’t a compliment.

[@DS-kp4ch]

True Texan lady huh 🤣

[@dookiewilliams9823]

Me a Texan: 😅 we ain't nothing like these cheesy movies

[@FreakingSpies]

@@dookiewilliams9823 You lie, you just ain't old enough, I have to go to Texas all the time and my grandmother especially acts like this woman, and the other people I've met there convinced me this is Texas lmfao

[@FitnessCEO23]

I was just like yes mam lol

[@BLewTheKake]

She's a PHENOMENAL actress!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

New yorkers though, am I right?

[@methii9770]

She ain't acting lol

[@bamamama-ws7kp]

She wasn't acting! Older southern women are like this and I love it especially bc I live around so many. They teach me so much

[@playfulpanthress]

@@johnc9152 Well damn. She was good people! I can tell. I want to be just like her if I live that long!!

[@cottoncandyaddict]

I thought this was someone recording with their phone because I wasn’t looking at first! Just heard the audio. She really did a great job!

[@ericboncuk5303]

Such a great scene. “That weren’t no question “ 🤣🤣

[@daveyjoseph6058]

wuhn't*

[@thatguy-uv7cv]

That is exactly how I take requests when I'm cooking steak lol

[@zstanojevic9574]

Love how diligently writes down that orders out of nonexistent choices.

[@gullintanni]

I'm not old but I find it smart to write shit down, especially when it's repetitive. It just avoids confusion. I often go to the kitchen and forget why tho 🤣

[@ramblingrose6967]

Green beans or corn :)

[@zstanojevic9574]

@@ramblingrose6967 "Wha' don't choo want?!" So basically she had both options prewritten and merely crossed over the one you'd choose to "not want", right? 😂

[@garyevans3421]

The cook in the kitchen has been at a loss why everyone chooses the same thing! He goes out and looks at the menu on the wall and shakes his head!

[@batgirlp5561]

Imagine all the cranky old ladies trying out for this scene Edit: on behalf of cranky old ladies, thanks for the likes!

[@willfowler244]

I’d almost pay to watch the auditions

[@justintegtmeier]

THAT is exactly the first thought I had! I know quite a few and I love em all!

[@lDarkfoxxl]

the "where's the beef" lady signed up. They said they needed someone that knew the the t-bone steaks were

[@gracedianejensen4364]

If i got the casting notice, i would have tried for sure; but I'd hire her on the spot too

[@gracedianejensen4364]

Im a major Gil Birmingham fan

[@Moai2.-]

"That wad'nt no question" 😂😂😂

[@acenull0]

😂😂😂 hilarious

[@briankorth6763]

I live in Florida. There are people that talk like that in the country.

[@Moai2.-]

@@briankorth6763 I know lol

[@mariadamedecoeur]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love her

[@L0rd0fTh3N3rdz]

@@briankorth6763 good

[@bagbunny]

That's the waitress you want manning the front, she's got everyone handled.

[@franciscojaviernarbaiza9517]

As a cook who has worked in the hospitality industry, I can only say that I adore that waitress. A table where everyone wants something different, and everything is exceptions and special requests, is usually a headache.

[@cosmopolitanolympus6502]

"Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987, We don't sell no god-damned trout" 😆😆😆

[@georgedennis9319]

🤣

[@anoldtoulon6978]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saulgoodman7858]

So good

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

I fuckin love trout, what a bummer lol. What do yall catch in Texas mostly bass n such?

[@dr0z1lla92]

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say yuh catfish of all colors as well you can get trout up north in Texas but it’s mainly bass,croppy,catfish,

[@TheGREENSQRL]

This reminds me of my grandmother. When she said “that wat’n no question” I could feel the switch.

[@gaylisahernandez3285]

Hey there cousin 😂🤣 we have the same Grandma 👍😂😂🤣

[@SeliahK]

Oh gosh yes! The whole spine stiffens right up! Yes, ma'am is the ONLY thing you say to that. 😂

[@robertspikes1376]

​@@gaylisahernandez3285 that exactly what I was thinking lol. I really think my grandma enjoyed whooping the $#!+ Out of kids. She carried a switch around all day every day

[@txjohn69]

Weren't ** not wat'n

[@TheGREENSQRL]

@@txjohn69 that’s how she said it. Sounds like whatint. Means wasn’t I guess.

[@BLUELEADER78]

A day later her coworker made a remark about how neat it was they made a movie there and the waitress replied "what damn movie?"

[@paintedlantern7248]

🤣🤣

[@HunnyBiscuit]

This comment should be at the top

[@Agent-yx9wn]

Chears

[@Ray-pp5qb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@himynamesnani]

Omg best comment!!

[@TheLastPharm]

Give her an Oscar already.

[@Brwnzzz]

Or skin reduction surgery

[@angelacairns5835]

​@@Brwnzzz Who pissed in your Wheaties?

[@adamprice8382]

I don't think the was acting 😂

[@stephenkorab6456]

I think she died a while back. 😢

[@Gogetta80]

@@stephenkorab6456she died like 2 years after this movie came out

[@RandallChase1]

“That weren’t no question” had me dying!!

[@Grey_Winters]

She know damn well "medium-rare" is the only right answer.

[@jvg3fiona]

“That wuddent no qweshin” I speak sh!tkicker

[@smokedubs]

Wud no

[@MLGxHALOxPRO]

She knows whats up. Medium rare is the only way

[@jordan9604]

@@MLGxHALOxPRO i get my steak medium well... I know, you all don't like your food actually cooked.

[@rickharrison4081]

"We don't sell no got damn trout!"

[@andrewalker6737]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrippydaBoss]

😂😂😂

[@toddbrooks2063]

The ASSHOLES are from NEW YORK CITY and as New York staters we all wish the city would sink into the Atlantic ocean . Hopefully we'll get our wish GOD willing !!

[@CreekerCoverage]

Damn bro it's almost like we watched the same video! Lmao this took me tf out🤣

[@jamesgoines7663]

That's 1987. It's 2022 now. Can I get... Oh hell to the naw naw!

[@tr789199]

I feel like she didn't even have to try out...the casting director went to eat at a diner ran into this wonderful creature and said....OMG WE HAVE TO PUT HER IN THE MOVIE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@babyshsrk6977]

I totally agree.

[@faikerdogan2802]

Jshahshshs nice

[@vernonmcdowell2844]

She was also in No Country Old Men. She was a motel clerk and she was the same character we see here.

[@danchris4287]

@@vernonmcdowell2844 "it's got 2 double beds!?!?" Lol

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@vernonmcdowell2844 Ooo, sweet.

[@ByronTexas]

The world needs this clarity

[@matkeller6076]

"They got a damn rattlesnake for a waitress"

[@rosegranados1485]

😆😆😆😆😆🙄

[@tiffanyalisaking1970]

I choked on my tea when I read this 😂💀 😭😭😭😂😂😂 I needed that laugh too

[@eliseotorres7958]

Lmfao bro

[@neoibelievematrix2719]

Yep we're all going to hell 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackiechance795]

Only problem is the Bitch trying to cook the gotdamned steak too much.

[@808ghostMiller]

“Damn rattlesnake for a waitress” lol

[@danforesman2627]

Course in the end you bite a steak instead of snake bite.

[@johnnymcblaze]

"What do we do if they ask for their steak well done?" "We ask them politely yet firmly to leave."

[@YourCreepyUncle.]

To be fair, no individual with functioning taste buds would ever ask for "well done".

[@basedbane787]

You don't get soot under for nails from a clean burning fuel !

[@Repent2Christ]

What don't we do? Improve our education system. Just enough to push the button in the factory. Not enough to know better and question leaders and stand up for yourself over what you want to even eat!!!!

[@alexjeno1476]

​@@Repent2Christ seriously! Everyone wonders why all their loved ones are dying left and right from cancers and dementias and red dye in everything. This country is A pig with Lipstick. The nicest 3rd world country there ever was.

[@mrsealman538]

@@Repent2Christ Someone forget to take his meds this morning?

[@AlexKomnenos]

If anyone has spent time in a small town Texas diner or cafe this hits close to home. 100% capture of Texas culture

[@timf2279]

I love West Texas

[@MrAnaheimification]

“They got a rattlesnake for a waitress” 🤣 best line!

[@LRTrack]

"This ain't Burger King. You'll get what we'll give you."

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

Sounds like my mother lol

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

@@skyfalldeadpool1633 Sounds like my dad.

[@Lhawk2107]

…” and like it ! “

[@billythepuppet4114]

Accurate, fuck your whopper jr.s cut in half

[@marvelousmartins2362]

🤣

[@TEEPEEFORMEBUNGHOLE]

I’m a truck driver and I’ve had waitresses like this in my experience. They are the best.

[@Mggggssss]

you damn right they are

[@DriftingClouds90]

Same here sit down order and they give ya what you need not what ya want haha

[@allieboy181]

These are the worst

[@TEEPEEFORMEBUNGHOLE]

@@allieboy181 you probably ordered the fish

[@allieboy181]

@@TEEPEEFORMEBUNGHOLE I ordered the Pussy

[@nealthomson9505]

The plate of food probably tastes really good too. . . The fact that the menu is so limited means that spongebob in the back has got the medium steak down to a fine art. . . Even the corn

[@Fellowrser]

Lmfao

[@bobbyhumphrey199]

Been to place like that, not as hostile but you could get a medium filet sides and their signature drink for cheap, it was a good time

[@joeoby78]

Born and raised Texan here. If you go into the right places, this is so accurate it’s scary.

[@laylaindy]

Is this how you guys do it in Texas? 🤣

[@joeoby78]

@@laylaindy In the true, unspoiled, areas of Texas, yes, THIS is how we do it.

[@laylaindy]

@@joeoby78 I prefer it your way :-) Where I live, we walk on eggshells when we talk, we need to sugar coat everything we say because anybody can get offended. Even if nothing is offensive, there are people who still interpret it the way they want and claim they get offended.

[@Nomad823]

Love it

[@liukang85]

@@laylaindy don't play into the game

[@nunyabidness117]

I think she served me lunch in grade school.

[@Felix-M.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gillesguillaumin6603]

Think we were in the same school. 🤣

[@davidbenjamin9400]

Because of PTSD, you don't remember it?🤣🤣

[@sharkdeepwater8]

@@gillesguillaumin6603 I bet you didn't want the green beans.

[@justinbeauchane4786]

She works 2 jobs, prison guard and then works a few shifts waitressing.

[@SOPM]

This waitress is raw.. you can’t even find them like this in the hicktown‘s anymore. She’s as raw as you’ll ever find. Great acting 🎭

[@CM_MMA]

I wanna see somewhere that she improvised the entire scene to fk with them lol

[@riffguru]

Legend has it she wasn't acting

[@jasonkoster6169]

Can't remember the name of this film but I did enjoy it

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

All the old birds like that are dead, I reckon.

[@popereptillianlord6174]

Good? Fuck hicks

[@jenellice3115]

"That weren't no question." Almost fell off my chair laughing.

[@jaymufasa1484]

I like Her. I love people like her. Straight and direct. She actually was being nice.

[@ghostrider2664]

No......she wasnt. Lol she was being a mean, twisted old bat.......and doing a great job of it too.

[@FatGouf]

@@ghostrider2664 Try working 44 years as a waitress on the same damn steakhouse which probably hasn't changed its menu for much longer than that.🤣

[@BeneGesseritSaya]

I don’t mess with the elderly bruh. Sir and ma’am. Time is hard and I understand them being salty 😂

[@bbqboi182]

@@FatGouf yeah and if someone wanted thier steak cooked a little longer like idk pregnant people maybe three should fucking listen and not be an angry old cunt

[@rain73ful]

Being nice? I'd hate to see her in a really bad mood! Yikes!

[@Cardbordboxonfire]

Living in a small Texas town. I can confirm this is accurate 😂

[@homemadeluty2677]

Dude, I absolutely adore and love old people who speak their mind like this lady, as long as they aren't being straight up pricks and insulting people. Stern old souther grandma's are the fuckin best!

[@jeffb8562]

And it’s probably the best steaks you can get. Rather have one choice that’s really good over a full menu of hit and miss.

[@035gogmofo6]

Is this legit how people talk to each other in texas? Cause if this kind of attitude happens in Europe, people will tell you to fuck off and you can expect no customers anymore.,

[@johnsteward4573]

Living in a large Texas city, you can still find these old sweethearts. You can try charming them, but they've heard it all before, and don't have the time to listen to you. Great writing, characterization, casting and acting. Bravo.

[@johnsteward4573]

@@035gogmofo6 This is a small, very specialized sub-group of waitresses in Texas. Females only, who tend to be anywhere from 65 - 120 years of age, have worked at the same restaurant for decades, have a hairstyle from the 1950s, and don't have time to mess about. People will continue to patronize the restaurant because: it may be the best food in town, it may be the only restaurant in town, it may be a community landmark or tradition, and these lovely ladies are hilarious to interact with, or just listen to, because there is no bullshitting. Be ready to order, don't ask about anything on the menu, don't make any extraneous requests, and you'll get along fine. It's a lot like the Seinfeld episode with the "Soup Nazi."

[@FlickFlag]

I was partially raised by my godmother, an old southern woman that spoke exactly like this. Died at 90 years old, sharp as a tack until the day she died. I miss her every day.

[@1990sVoiceGuy]

She sounds like a dick

[@jfk_was_afk9597]

You mean act like an ass in a dilapidated food industry working a shit job? Brain all fried from the leaded gasoline. I’m good. I’d rather go to fuckin bk lol. That’s sayin sum

[@chriswhite3692]

God bless our southern grandmothers that were sharp as tacks.

[@ivand0007]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@ivand0007]

​@@chriswhite3692 🤢🤢🤡

[@37903eral]

Spoken like a true Texan. You can always tell a Texan, you just can't tell them anything.

[@brittanycunningham787]

Because their brain is the size of a pea.

[@johnathanreynolds7008]

"I don't want" to piss this lady off...damn just imagine the fry cook

[@hintoflimetostitochip7978]

Lmao

[@darkpheonix77]

I'm just to contrary. Cause this is exactly the type of person I want to irritate.

[@Lovinia1]

Probably her younger brother “Titus” or some shit 😂

[@selling1760]

@@darkpheonix77 fr 😂 wtf is she gonna do scowl at me?

[@mexicananarchy]

Now thats service 🤣🤣🤣

[@devilshoez1098]

"this one asshole from NY." Haha dead on.

[@OxuStudio]

We like what we like :')

[@chadderbox1343]

😂😂😂💥

[@LazyCrazyGuy]

Wow I'm surprised KZbin let you say A hole. If I ever mention black in certain threads, my comment gets deleted.

[@chadderbox1343]

@@LazyCrazyGuy not allowed to say black. Dont be a RaCiSt. 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂✔

[@LazyCrazyGuy]

@@chadderbox1343 my point went over your head. Censorship is all wrong on these platforms. You can say bad words, harass and even threaten people. But if I mention black, my comment disappears.

[@FirstBornConservative]

"Steaks cooked medium rare"... "that wasn't a question" that got me lol

[@masonlee5866]

I love this bit it just sticks with me and in 40 yrs I’ll be in my rocking chair and think suddenly “what don’t cha wont?”

[@staffinggroup1448]

"You're going to eat that steak AND YOURE GOING TO LOVE IT!!"

[@AmaraOkpechi]

“AND, I EXPECT! A ‘5-star’ rating, plus a BIG, TIP!”

[@LoneHeckler]

Yes ma'am

[@susanmccormick6022]

So if our Drew comes in & says he's vegan,will he get out alive???

[@mylittlebrotherca9691]

A Texas Ranger? " One riot,one Ranger" , I'd give the fellow a 50/50 chance with that waitress, he may have " the long arm of the law" & a PEACEMAKER, but I think she's got more experience & better on her feet. 🤔

[@anthonyevans9169]

Reminds me of my greandma

[@largemarge1603]

Going on my new business cards: * "We don't sell no goddam trout!"

[@wm_9640]

No context needed, they’ll understand.

[@Scotty_J.]

Lol

[@gavinedgerton5880]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s trout

[@Scotty_J.]

@insanity wolf and beans don't burn on the grill!

[@Heyguesswhutt]

In large text

[@stucoofoo]

Can I have some A1? *BOTTLE SMASH* "Now, I'm gon' have to gut ya!!" "Trout's on the menu now!!!"

[@vitallyviolent7708]

The fact that more people don't understand your comment bums me out. RIP Orda

[@burnthecandleatbothendz]

I love my steak med well with a1 ,id probably get beat up in texas 😂

[@vitallyviolent7708]

@@burnthecandleatbothendz I never much cared for Texas, and I sure wouldn't beat you up, but I'd definitely be serving you hamburg, chicken, or sirloin if youre worth a damn...and if *I had to* give you ribeye I'd sure as hell would keep the spinalis dorsi (aka ribeye cap. Undoubtedly the most delicious cut of the cow) bit for myself and just give you a chunk of the fillet...

[@burnthecandleatbothendz]

@@vitallyviolent7708 i live in Fargo ,our d1 football tem plays in frisco every year for the championships ndsu bison .eveyone thats from fargo that goes there to visit says texans gives them the best hospitality and they say texans are very nice people, and im sure they are

[@vitallyviolent7708]

@@burnthecandleatbothendz The people are just like all the other people I've met round the world. Some good, some bad. Mainly good. What I don't care for is the heat and the plagues of beetles that I used to come across at truck stops late at night. *Crunch...crunch...crunch* as you walk into the creepy run down gas station. Stations always filled with dusty shelves, A/C kept much too cold for most humans, and a lone clerk of one or two flavors. That being a wiry middle aged man with dark hollow eyes, a slit for a mouth, and hands and fingers much to large and long in proportion to his body. Or a female of varying age and build, but always with steely eyes and a cold demeanor, always seeming to look behind me as I did my business at the counter. Time and time again I ran into these truck stops out in the deserts of Texas. Never the same location, yet never àny different than the other in a bizarre and eerie way that can't be explained. I get tears in my eyes and goosebumps so intense I feel as though I'm vibrating, just writing this out. Yeah partner, Texas ain't for me.

[@kantaball1160]

outstanding customer service she managed save both her time and that of her customers 😂

[@Howiesgirl]

I waitressed for over 20 years. If I'd have stuck with it any longer, this would have been me for sure, LOL!!

[@sam0wings]

Sheeeesh, 20 years?! That changes a person lol. That industry is a tough one to live in for sure! I don’t envy any waitresses. _Always tip well people!!!_

[@LegacyXJudah]

Same! Except I graduated to bartending the last 10 years of that 20. I felt like a superhero when my regulars came in to get plastered. 🤣

[@Howiesgirl]

@@LegacyXJudah To me, bartending was a big step up from waiting tables. Less stressful, & lots more fun. But I was working the bar/lounge of a fine dining place, so I was fortunate to have pretty well behaved patrons... usually, lol. I really enjoyed my restaurant days for the most part, but I don't miss it. So many years on my feet, carrying big trays of food took a huge toll on my body.

[@LegacyXJudah]

@@Howiesgirl omg yes! The standing on your feet all day really does take a toll on you. My last day working (I was in labor, back labor) and I chalked it up to just regular back pain. Nope. Got off at 5pm drove an hour to the hospital and my son was born at 8:29pm at only 24 weeks. Everyone, including me, was surprised! Since he’s special needs I haven’t worked a day afterwards…

[@Howiesgirl]

@@LegacyXJudah Oh my, that must have been frightening- having your baby so unexpectedly like that. I hope you & your child are both healthy & happy. All the best to you.

[@nikip9161]

"That warn't no question" 🤗👍❤️

[@Tetsujinhanmaa]

Granny is 300% sass. You just nod and smile.

[@paulsalterego8700]

​@@Tetsujinhanmaa nah fuck that bitter ol bitch

[@hughmann3820]

Sounds like my G Ma.

[@charlesbarboza8591]

She is Amazing. I loved her scene, her delivery, “that weren’t no question”!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 wow, awesome.

[@screwhead999]

She said "that wasn't no question" with a Texas accent sounds more like how other people say want

[@ctckean6483]

She's like that Grama that always loves you but will still be at the hell out of you if u mess up

[@smithsfarmsable]

What movie us this

[@seanpatrick5256]

@@smithsfarmsable Hell or High Water

[@nightlife7231]

44 years and still mad as hell about trout back in 87 😂

[@aarongolob4725]

“And a couple of iced teas for you boys” “yes ma’am”

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

Of course it's in America so it isn't iced tea, it's literal tea that has been made cold. Repulsive

[@aarongolob4725]

@@TrenbologneSandwich not usually. A large batch is made. It cools to room temp and then is poured over ice when served.

[@kennethober9070]

@@TrenbologneSandwich Your humor sucks

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

@@aarongolob4725 Right so exactly what I said 🤢🤮

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

@@kennethober9070 humour? I'm speaking facts here

[@adorationdrummer]

One of favorite lines is after she walks away and Marcus says “We’ll I’ll tell ya one thing, nobody’s gonna rob this sumbitch”

[@410dot5]

Movie?

[@TwistedDestructor]

​@@410dot5 in the title, hell or high water

[@Cmobley_]

Later on he says the one restaurant in this town has a rattlesnake for a waitress🤣

[@scottjimenez653]

The Ranger's next line was, "Ain't no one ever gonna rob this place!"

[@deadmeatjb]

Yeah who would spend their money here

[@Myownchanelhere]

@@deadmeatjb I'd eat there

[@deadmeatjb]

@@Myownchanelhere alright sir I guess I am wrong

[@Myownchanelhere]

@@deadmeatjb I like hole in the wall places like that. It's too cozy. And when someone makes a ruckus the people that run the place handle it very well

[@deadmeatjb]

@@Myownchanelhere ight i didnt ask about all that

[@downhilltwofour0082]

I haven't seen this movie. But, I think this scene may be the best scene ever done in a movie since they invented moving pictures!

[@Gogetta80]

Movie is awesome I just watched it after randomly becoming across this scene on yt

[@lucidsketchmaster33]

"We don't sell no GODDAMN trout"

[@hottrod7467]

😂🤣😂

[@argenisarteaga5285]

No GOTDAMN trout!

[@lucidsketchmaster33]

@@argenisarteaga5285 Lol..LOL... I agree but She was pretty clear with what she said...Lol

[@redlannigan6932]

I have watched this at least 30 times, still laughing..... My new hero

[@AlphaMom55]

What movie/show os this?

[@Nope-ik8wv]

Why do both of those men sound like Arthur Morgan 😂 especially that last “alright”

[@jimmygames5557]

Definitely doesn't sound like Arthur Morgan but the voice actor did a really good old-school southern accent which these guys have.

[@tybogit]

Excuse me?! That’s the *Dude!* What, did somebody come piss on your rug too?!

[@markredding9565]

We need more people like this old woman in this world

[@VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

You mean total assholes? No, we don't.

[@markredding9565]

@@VideoDotGoogleDotCom yes We do

[@VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

@@markredding9565 With that attitude I hope you stay away from people.

[@katep6099]

Wouldn't you love to see a "Karen" ask to see her manager. Great character.

[@gd3551]

This lady is a Karen.

[@icanspelle6050]

She's also a Karen just of a different breed like dogs

[@jlh4jc]

Her "manager" would be the county sheriff and his posse. They would escort "Karen" to the county line and tell her not to come back.

[@jlh4jc]

@Poppycock First of all, why the rude tone? And second, I know it was a joke and I was going along with it. What's the issue?

[@stephengrigg5988]

"lock that door"

[@elizabethwinkelman5536]

“That weren’t no question.” Savage!

[@charlesbrown4483]

“We don’t sell no goddamn trout”🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisstclair3954]

She smashes it out of the park. She crushes this scene.

[@Deltawhiskeymike]

Her: "So what don't cha won't?" Me: "Trout".....

[@jojuanb6832]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@norms3913]

She is going to send you back to 1987

[@jadebell8790]

Slap .. slap upside your head 😂😂

[@gabrielamgomez4338]

She gonna guve ur smart ass extra gravy

[@tragikk03]

I love these kinds of old ladies. Reminds me of my grandma. She was tiny and sweet, but tough as nails. She was a nurse in ww2, probably saw some wild shit. Smoked her whole life and still lived good and had no major issues until 90 years old.

[@loggibear1997]

Much respect 🙏 your grandma sounds badass!

[@thedarklord573]

“We don’t sell no god damn trout.” Gets me every time. 😂😂

[@Miguelruiz25]

Gets you everytime 😂😂 I've never heard that said before in my life

[@KVNGK30N]

@@Miguelruiz25 i have😅😂

[@KVNGK30N]

😂😂😂

[@benbanned1381]

Reminds me of my grandma... I live with her right now after she got cancer... Just made her stronger

[@sevengramrocks2746]

I like how she still wrote it down like she hasn’t memorized they’re orders already

[@richardbarajas6953]

She wrote it down cuz she ain’t gonna repeat that shit again to the cook lol

[@majorglory1223]

This is my wife. And she's on 30 I cant imagine how blunt she's going to be at that age

[@islandgirl6576]

Good luck my man🤭😅😁😂😂😂😂

[@aberamagold7509]

@@islandgirl6576 🤣 yeah Major Glory is going to be fucked in about 12 years

[@bonnielucas3244]

Duck!!

[@bonnielucas3244]

Maybe see if there's some soft cookware on sale? Featherweight rolling pin? Lamps that cannot be used as weapons?

[@majorglory1223]

@@islandgirl6576 I need it. I could be doing alot of other stupid shit.. And luckily she dont serve no god damn stupid shit

[@BoneItis639]

I cant stop laughing, my God this woman is an american treasure.

[@markedman3990]

Amen!!!

[@Ivoryizs02]

No shes a European treasure.

[@higuy7396]

@@Ivoryizs02 is that a way of saying white treasure? Lmao

[@sukamanut8921]

You know she's fictional right?

[@420drobud]

No she not wtf u talking about

[@RoadWarrior-lo9vt]

Ya gotta love folks like her. She's as real as it gets!

[@dw-fe2ww]

Being from Texas, I am familiar with characters like her. It's a delight to see that in a movie.

[@stephenhurd1489]

Real Texans hide from boys with a gun killing children

[@jamespage4092]

@dw. I'm from WV,but spent six weeks near San Antonio,at Lackland AFB.Someday,I'll see Texas again.These lawmen aren't local,cause they obviously can't appreciate her words!Oh!For fresh corn,perfect-baked 'tater&Texas T-bone grilled Exactly(medium-rare)!

[@snoopysgottago1319]

Yeah Buddie I'm from East TX , And I had had the privilege to know several of these Bad Ass Ladies. She's the lady who would tear all the kids Ass up, If you were showing out. Then turn around and make em all something to eat. GOOD TIMES they were indeed.

[@dmaysx6]

Shit the lawmen answered exactly like Texans

[@herbsfood4859]

I live in a small town in Texas this is very accurate 😅🤠

[@GentlemanBystander]

This was one of those little moments of dialogue that came out so natural I'd almost think it was adlibbed.

[@customconnections2425]

“Tew Tbone steaks cooked medium rare..”. “Can I get mine…” “That wadn’t a question” “…..Arrite..”

[@hellooutthere8956]

Tht weren't no question.

[@sadaqah117]

Wurnt no kweshn. We don't do three sylbull words round here.

[@bmthfan1231]

Thanks I couldn't hear the vido

[@stormyjade2907]

Exactly. My dad was the same way. Steaks made two ways, put the body heat back or medium rare.

[@mattmayo3539]

Me when I worked at a Japanese steak house.

[@andersonlopez9790]

I'm glad I had a grandma like this ......i hate picky eaters with a burning passion

[@ewoknips5154]

"We don't sell no god damn trout." Hahaha

[@muffs55mercury61]

LOL !!

[@arianaink100]

When you’re in the longhorn state surrounded by a dessert what kinda asshole orders a trout. You’re gonna make a cowboy go fishing or have someone run to a fish market? Only certain areas might have fish like that. If anything salmon might be over there but idk how many trout species are hanging out in high numbers there’s gotta be a more local fish option. It makes sense on the north-east to ask for fish/deer/imported meats you’ve got plenty of lakes and oceans. it only makes rich people sense to go 100 miles in in a desert and ask for a fresh fish. Just order a burger or chicken with some fries and sauce if you’re a confused kid. but if you’re an adult man get a med-rare steak and baked potato. And get going.

[@mylittlebrotherca9691]

Waitress asked my Grandpa if he wanted salad.He told her "little lady salad is what FOOD eats" Grandpa raised BLACK ANGUS Cattle 😐

[@Bullzeye1000yds]

Yee-haaw! Yep! Them ol' farts lived to be 85 or so, too.

[@dot_dot_pwn2650]

I want my meat so rare it's eating my side salad

[@beanman2146]

@Agent 39 crikey

[@billwilliams9362]

Hahahaha

[@billwilliams9362]

@Agent 39 geezus

[@spilledsoju03]

When the cook has to work up front

[@brentonburbank4320]

Dam straight

[@Cant-Think-Of-Anythink-Better]

She should run a country. 😎

[@nategibbons172]

Our country. Actually, if you think about it. She and Trump had a lot in common.

[@nategibbons172]

@charles_lee_ray1523 F the Bushes

[@user-go9iv2gd7k]

You must be kidding

[@andresserrano5683]

Legend has it they’re still looking for that guy who wanted trout.

[@lavanderwilliams111]

She put a bounty on his ass: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE $10,000 REWARD NEW YORK ASSHOLE WHO ORDERED TROUT IN 1987

[@mixed-livin6822]

Underrated😂

[@tammywines7343]

Bahaha great comment 👍

[@lorenzoreyes4832]

Sounds like my granny when she was alive either I was going to eat that day what she cooked .. or I wasn't lol

[@johnnylongskin7866]

Yep. My grandma did the same thing and the adult in me is super grateful. Makes a person a more adventurous eater and instills what every house should have, no food goes to waste. 🤙🍝🍻cheers to the bad ass grannies!

[@miketheknife3072]

Yup that's how I grew up this is dinner if you don't want this or like it I guess you don't eat tonite lol you learnt fast back in the day you ate what you're given and say thank you,I miss those days things where some much easier and less.....stupid lol

[@reefb4364]

@@miketheknife3072 facts-

[@gilmercastro9849]

To me it was more like "if I see you don't like it . We are eating this tomorrow"

[@commanderjonson2610]

@@johnnylongskin7866 eating shit food ruins ur palate but im sure u feel adventurous eating sushi.

[@abusubhi311]

She just been waiting for someone to try order something else 😆 🤣

[@aaronknowles5359]

“Ma’am, do you have spaghetti?”

[@CambriaCandiceMaria]

I have actually met people like this woman. They have been through it and just don't give a damn anymore.

[@rhinotank8725]

"that wern't no question" I'm fuckin dying!!

[@henrylivingstone2971]

Can you imagine trying to fire this lady? 😂😂😂 Owner: “Gladys, I think we’re going to have to let you go” Gladys: “and I think you need to shut up and get back to work” Owner:”okay….sorry to bother you” 😂😂😂

[@quintillabatts9472]

😆 lol.

[@Street215Philly]

😆😆😆👍🏾

[@BikeLife_Guns]

Gladys? Why Bruh? 😆😅🤣😂

[@rttrttyan]

I think you mean the owner replies with “get the fuck out before I call the police”.

[@VenomInMahEyes]

The answer is, "Yes, Ma'm"

[@hunterlurvey698]

"THAT weren't no question.." "Yes mam.."

[@elijahmartin4440]

“That weren’t no question” killed me

[@fabiolean]

“That weren’t no question” Perfect 😂

[@pickledone9698]

By the look of it, that 44 yrs has been without a break or time off of any kind.

[@derrickjackson5455]

😂

[@Hahadonkeypunch]

If you've ever been out in that Odessa TX area it's all shit holes.

[@elviking3478]

Hahahahaha 😆 😆 😆 right on man.

[@rawsko0316]

Sholl looks dry out by them, might wanna ship them some lotion. Drink a glass of water n take a break grammaw!!

[@oldluke7653]

As God intended 🙌

[@equusamans]

Somehow, that rudeness would make me come back regularly, actually. Don’t know why. Maybe it’s because she limits your choices down and corners you in a way that actually makes life simpler than it is these days. All these choices, gray areas, complexities, ins and outs… but with her, you get steak or the hell out of there! No messing around, no bullshit, just straight answers. Simplicity, people. Simplicity is key.

[@liarliar7491]

But I like my meat actually dead, not running around the plate still bleeding thank you very much. Bitch you better bring it out dead like I asked.

[@maniac50ae14]

Because theres honesty and straight forwardness in it

[@returntomonke3091]

My man is meant to be topped

[@captainron1960]

Some people eat horse , they say its good protein

[@equusamans]

@@captainron1960 It’s actually very tasty. Around our parts, they have horse sausage! It’s very good!

[@redtib03]

Thats a woman you need in your life. Go off, Queen!

[@originalkingalpha5116]

What? One that's rude, disrespectful, unpleasant; and with a filthy mouth? If that's your definition of a "queen", then I'd suggest that you rethink your life choices.😆😆😆