Helldivers 2 Slander

[@ericperry1861]

Oh, I do have a primary. *liberates in autocannon*

[@paillanos9334]

the autocannon IS the primary

[@kompatybilijny9348]

Autocannon supremacy

[@just..someone]

The autocanon simply provides an upgrade to 2 secondary weapons, in case you forget to reload early enough

[@Tanzenergise]

there is no primary, only autocannon. that gun on your waist is only for decoration.

[@FlamingNinjaBoi]

Autocannon comes with enough ammo to be my primary. Problem solved.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Titanfall mentioned. Good And Kingsman.

[@ilovewaffles321]

Standby for titanfall

[@CrispBaker]

Kingsman bit just plain facts, hell with bugs hell with bots my samples coming HOME

[@hikaruarajin3300]

I am the that single person with ballistic shield/smg. It actually very good for pushing bot outposts

[@paprikar]

Aware I'VE BEEN REMINDED ABOUT THIS GAME AGAIN

[@masontrupe9047]

Mortars have the most kills because half of them are the entire pool of reserve divers for the mission

[@readyforlol]

Hence the enlightenment of EMS mortar users.

[@kyosokutai]

@@readyforlol Yep, they are amazing in combination.

[@icetide9411]

As a user of the mortar: You are goddamn right

[@Oglush1]

If it counts it must have been an enemy

[@tenyearsinthejoint1]

PSA: STAY AWAY FROM ENEMIES WHEN MORTAR IS DEPLOYED. FOR YOUR SAFETY

[@phantom0phoenix994]

I aint gonna sugercoat it ⬆️➡️🔽🔽🔽

[@noone6677]

big boai incomin

[@metalurgent]

dont mess with us Helldivers players, we only have like three jokes

[@spynix0718]

Ok, but ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️

[@k3ynan316]

@@spynix0718Enemy base? What enemy base? All I see is ash and smoke.

[@Ripa-Moramee]

Literally the most copy and pasted comment in every helldiver's 2 video at this point

[@LukeKimmell]

My teammates acting like a moth to the red beam of my 500kg bomb

[@internetjerk2839]

Lol I relate to this I threw a 500kg at an outpost and my buddy ran up to throw a grenade in the vent

[@FreshTillDeath56]

The best part about the EMS sentry is that teammates can't complain about it since the regular mortars would have just killed them outright instead. 😅

[@j.vinton4039]

I recently discovered the EMS sentry. That thing is viciously underrated

[@mega-chad8809]

Unless you use both at the same time

[@snappa_tv]

EMS sentry is god tier. Until a random charger finds it

[@mega-chad8809]

@@snappa_tv I swear sentries are the charger equivalent of a bull seeing red

[@dryfox11]

It doesn’t kill… Unless you’re standing right next to the bugs, get electrified, decide to push farther into the horde, and get direct impacted by the mortar round like a dolt. (Yes I watched a teammate do that)

[@ilovewaffles321]

Is this slander against democracy? Reported to the local democracy officer, automaton.

[@slendermanvpdeath7893]

Man the democracy officers need a vacation after every single mf keep reporting stuff😂

[@NotSomeOrdinaryGuy]

🙄

[@ilovewaffles321]

@@slendermanvpdeath7893 it’s their duty to uphold the liberty we spread! Treasonous talk, don’t be surprised if you get a visit from a democracy officer soon.

[@Qreamey]

This is what they're playing on the illegal broadcasts.

[@shoddypeasant8762]

Reporting innocent helldivers is treason, I’m reporting you

[@Lunar137]

Yeah im the Autocannon guy lol. Also you forgot Arc Thrower mains lighting up anything and everything (Palpatine "unlimited power!!")

[@yeoremuthare677]

There's so much to this game it's a great problem having to remember everything to it

[@thenoru.4435]

arc thrower main here, I got a 150 kill-combo one time on diff 8, my hands were shaking, mousepad covered in sweat, and arms swore for 13 samples and half the mission done

[@Lunar137]

​@@thenoru.4435 ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@Rule_Zer0]

they tried but it crashed the video editor right as they went to export

[@kead_davidson]

⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬅️

[@danixyea4463]

I would use the damn shield if it didn't Tpose me every time I try to do the most basic of fucking tasks, I swear to god I got killed more times by that bug than by my own incompetence.

[@meeperdudeify]

??? just switch weapons? remember not to collect samples mid-fight?

[@bobertastic6541]

Yeah but you gotta admit it looks pretty funny

[@bobertastic6541]

@@meeperdudeify glitches when using stims as well. Or basically anything.

[@irondawn6473]

not to mention dropping it every time you ragdolled

[@yeoremuthare677]

@@meeperdudeifyThank you for your helpful advice. This advice comes from the same studio that brought you "get good," and "just don't get hit"

[@ZippySide]

that throwing all your stratas before escaping got me

[@hierarchlaurence]

You gotta need that explosive extraction

[@ShiningDarknes]

They gave me the strats, I'm gonna use these strats

[@StriderStryker]

That one Helldiver who has over a million points in Stratagem Hero and can call them all under a single second: 🗿

[@teddy4271]

they're usually macro users in my experience

[@cabbage712]

​@@teddy4271 some are autistic (me)

[@blackslade1524]

lol yea just macros tbh

[@VetrDraugr]

Mfw I go so fast now that I always mess up the inputs

[@MilesGoudy]

The DRG one made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud. Im tellin yall, as a DRG player myself (rock n stone!), my ass went CRAZY with the turret options. I still do.

[@anoobyproaz5616]

For Rock and Stone!

[@ari4918]

For stone and rock! oh wait

[@Dr__Gamer1212]

Stoney Rock!

[@Kektus1]

What H2's turrets lack in staying power, they make up for in choice. We got turrets that spray, turrets that boom, turrets that mortar, turrets that slow, and even turrets that follow you in a drone. No matter your flavor, you get a handy dandy robot to shoot your enemies (and your friends).

[@RedBoko2017]

FOR SUPER ROCK AND STONE!

[@zen_7748]

3:32 Oh hey, that's me wearing the Light Gunner armour. It has the speed and stamina regen inherent to light armour, while having the protection rating of medium armour. My go-to for any mission against bugs. Use Stamina Enhancement boost for fantastic results.

[@BeWater2019]

Feel like Forrest Gump when running to the next objective with teammates.

[@nikso1496]

They are getting all my super credits if they add a light armor with speed boost perk

[@Thinseeker]

We making it out of malevelon creek with this one

[@aidanashworth592]

I love your music choice for these videos. I’m a huge fan of The Strokes, and a huge fan of this channel, so it’s a perfect combo

[@tommymaxey2665]

Damn you guys used your own clip for the expendable anti tank launcher thats funny

[@derkasoup127]

This is one of the greatest video game related videos I've seen in a long time. Cackling the entire way through. Great song choice too.

[@Insanity_TM]

2:29 as an engineer main I can confirm

[@KarmaSangheili]

Just need the grenade launcher secondary to hurry up, then we can go slugger/warthog, noobtube, and all the turrets. :D

[@austinlipnicki7761]

dude i use the balstic shield sometimes, its actually good with the smg primary, and the machine pistol secondary agaisnt bots. as it stops the meelee bots form getting ya, and reduces the damage form the gunner bots. not blast proof tho

[@stellamarie32]

Pretty sure it doesn't block melee, unless it was insanely stealth buffed...

[@austinlipnicki7761]

@@stellamarie32 it mught just be my luck. Idk the berserkers seem to damage me a lot less with it on

[@dudeiii2069]

I enjoyed it alot but the item pickup bug with the ballistic shield makes me go crazy. If you don’t know when you pick up item with the balistic shield equip and a 1 handed weapon you’re character just start t-posting

[@ariaa.9428]

​@@dudeiii2069 it also happens after using a stim, which makes you unable to retaliate and makes the shield almost unusable :(

[@TheSpartan451]

To be fair, the Tesla Tower is the only stratagem in the game that tells you how to avoid being killed by it, so if you get killed by it, you're at fault

[@derkasoup127]

Just prone fore head

[@NukeCloudstalker]

I've died to it while prone tho.

[@Swoiny]

but there has been times when i have laid on the ground and it still killed me

[@klyxes]

Be Me, out of range of the tower for a full minute in defense when suddenly the tower lights up even more to send a bolt towards me cuz there hasn't been any enemies in the past 20 seconds

[@Flyingclam]

It's glitches, being prone still will get you killed by arcs off of enemies

[@saifullahhabid1133]

Fun fact the pelican pilot and the eagle pilot are a married couple

[@funman-h7w]

Blatantly untrue btw

[@saifullahhabid1133]

​@@funman-h7wmate its true , all you have to do is google it and it will tell you

[@Brother_O4TS]

Proof of either claim?

[@xhappybunnyx]

i always knew something was up between those two

[@tyruu3265]

@@funman-h7wever heard of a joke?

[@generalzapp548]

That song is so damn good. The adults are talking by the strokes

[@4IndieForever]

Masterpiece. I love it

[@LovleyLemonade]

I love using the mortar auto turret because it lasts longer than the other turrets and pisses off my friend every time it inevitability kills him.

[@xailoc]

“Gobless supa earf”

[@ChiliTheDino]

The adults are talking by The Strokes goes hard rn

[@icetide9411]

Using the mortar I managed to get 414 kills and 3 friendly kills. With the mortar, all will die before you

[@rifroll1117]

Ballistic shield is actually fun against the bots if you got that good SMG on you

[@longtimenosee6169]

Real, extremely fun and surprisingly efficient build (as long as you dont account for 9miles away pinpoint accurate rockets) The T-pose bug almost soft lock some obj tho, so be aware

[@icata12345]

no

[@BrockvsTV]

This was short and sweet. Thank you, I understood all the references

[@mizranozahara968]

Ballistic Shield would be cool if it was like on a robot arm attached to the backpack so you could use two handed weapons with it. Still limited by the fact it only blocks what's coming directly at you but not so limiting as to make you question its purpose versus the hands free EN Shield.

[@Loose_Change]

I'm in the exact same boat. I'm cool with it staying one handed but wish it got buffed to keep up with the EN shield. Maybe adjust the EN for primarily explosive defense or give the ballistic more consistent defense? At this point I really just use it because it's fun/looks cool

[@DeathlordSlavik]

@@Loose_ChangeCrouch while using the ballistic shield and slowly move right and you will rarely take damage.

[@funman-h7w]

Sundowner reference

[@mizranozahara968]

Precisely!@@funman-h7w

[@isshintheguy4172]

I use the ballistic shield, but only because i mistakenly bought it instead of the forcefield backpack thingy

[@MentalEdge]

HMG Emplacement + Shield can absolutely shred if you time dropping them just right. Cleared a final full extraction wave of bots solo, once. Incoming fire was such that leaving cover would instantly get you killed so doing that without the shield wouldn't have worked.

[@-Lazy]

1:05 FOR ROCK AND STONE

[@DiabloOfGod]

Thank you for teaching me a new song

[@4IndieForever]

Strokes baby, back to the good stuff!

[@Insandom]

Very accurate. Am a shield user though, like it on desert maps, automaton bases are usually spiraling hallways essentially so it's fun to clear with it.

[@Composureman]

0:05 I'm under that carpet

[@colnel1291]

Wait...it's Sir Swag? THE Sir Swag, from Titanfall 2? Holy shit dude it's been so long, I rewatched your Titanfall content so many times....nice to see a video from you again (it got in my recommended), it really made me laugh. Have a nice week man!

[@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate]

I don’t play Helldovers 2 but I’m here for Sir Swag

[@Chaos_Cultist]

I must admit one thing ballisic shield with the knight is good at countering heavy devestators

[@michaeltsang1748]

Ballistic Shield and Submachine gun build is underrated. Used it for the first time last night.

[@Flyingclam]

I use the ballisitic shield. Its fun on bots, when it works. Otherwise you are stuck in the hug position A pose

[@spyker_aileron]

This is nothing but straight facts. I forsake everything except democracy as soon as i pick up an autocannon. AND I wear light armor. 😂😂😂😂

[@R4L14N]

i felt that "Super samples with no reinforcements" one in ma heart

[@demo0970]

Tesla tower one is even more accurate in hd1

[@Beankoi]

First slander ever not to use industry baby

[@kaihoward7026]

God that music is so soothing while watching this, it’s a very interesting combination that just works

[@no_utrapcard]

As an autocannon user I confirm that I 100% have to remind myself I have other weapons

[@kasmik5235]

2:14 - autocannon is our primary weapon 😆

[@temmie9430]

I almost died to an ems mortar but i had demorcacy protects. The damn shell hit me. I dont use mortars anymore.

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

Light armor be like:

[@George_M_]

You're damned right us AC mains only have one weapon.

[@andybeyer2230]

I love, LOVE ballistic shield! There you found me.

[@eloryosnak4100]

Exquisitely done, cracked me up on multiple occasions

[@dawidkaczmarek8639]

That autocanon was about me. My main is my secondary and my secondary is for myself once I'm out of ammo

[@anonimus370]

I find it that the Rover guard dog doesn't fire at patrols until they turn aggressive. I think it became a TRAITOR.

[@1waffleiron]

I like the ballistic shield. It's just so buggy and makes me t pose every time lmao

[@ryatt9365]

I’m convinced people who use cluster bombs, airburst strikes, and the 380 barrage are playing just to go for team kills. Actual maniacs. If you see someone equip them, stay far away. Also anyone who uses mortar turrets on offense missions, especially below difficulty 7. Sometimes they use them really well, but it can still go south in an instant if a Hunter or one of the chainsaw bots decides to charge right at you while you’re reloading.

[@jazz_tnt]

I literally have to BEG my bro not to throw a 380 on me like don’t bring that shi 🤣🤣

[@CorneliusCob]

“Infestation problem? Automated turret, mate” -unidentified DRG Engineer

[@mokeymale8350]

That one teammate who plays on mute not hearing the Hellbomb is armed

[@bewawolf19]

Rip Malevelon Creek. You shall be free one day.

[@Mr.Spade1]

Only ever use the Tesla tower when you’re playing with your friends and you know you aren’t gonna go in a certain direction, and even then use it sparingly, that thing has insane range

[@LeroxYT]

Wait... You can buy the premium Pass, if you just grind enough?? I NEED TO GET THIS GAME, IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!

[@BrianWalker93]

The passes are also permanent, they never go away. So no FOMO

[@starskunk]

Yup - you can find Super Credits in missions and trade medals for them from the basic War Bond tiers as well - once you have 1,000 you can use them to unlock a Premium War Bond.

[@austincox2687]

There is no helldiver who uses the tesla tower, only traitors

[@5ilverstreak854]

SES Adjudicator of Equality here, this video is far too accurate. I've reported you to my local democracy officer for being a potential spy. o7

[@NotSomeOrdinaryGuy]

🙄

[@firestone0655]

O|

[@GreigerBDragon]

As a ballistic shield user the second one hits me in my soul.

[@krzykyle]

I felt the "Cadets fighting automatons for the first time" one.

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

0:06 That's me!! I am the balistic shield user!

[@ShepherdOfFools]

I am absolutely the sprinting Light Armor guy.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Love the vibe of this, a lil more wholesome and chill than other slander memes. Every experience is awesome in some way

[@teinmeizeshi5209]

Imagine grinding for super credits. **Engages in black market activities via multiverse travel**

[@chasemcnab7610]

Hey! It’s not that I’m forgetting about my primary weapons, it’s just that all weapons are secondary weapons compared to the autocannon!

[@jonbaxter2254]

I love how I am slowly starting to get all the memes as I level up.

[@melonman2064]

Hi, ballistic shield enjoyer here, its pretty good.

[@sonicx059]

Every single one.. wait all except for one was relatable. I have yet to see any different color schemes.

[@Forgottenmyname]

Yea what’s up with that, I thought it’s just black and yellow

[@thunderlord7321]

Thank you for introducing this song to my playlist

[@ephremcortvrint2376]

All of these resonated, great job

[@TonyRedgrave]

2:46 This is a lie. Pelican 1 has absolutely murdered me on the landing pad while there is nothing around me. I will get my revenge someday.

[@구름이야]

I reached level 44, and i played automatons for 1 time

[@Hanner_Tenry]

I'm happy to be here with you all, Helldivers. I don't think I've felt so connected and a part of a contemporary game's hype since the Xbox360 days with Halo. Praise Arrowhead GS for their fantastic game.

[@AP01LYON]

The LMG emplacement got me rolling. Love using it, HATE TURNING THE BASTARD. Also, light armor all day everyday, I'm fast as fuck fat bois.

[@jonataneriksson8216]

I've noticed that my guard dog won't fire at patrolling enemies if they doesn't notice me. It just looks at the bypassing patrols

[@UmbralKnight1344]

The autocannon one is so true. With the total 60 ammo you get, along with getting 2 reloads from field ammo drops and 4 from supply packs, on top of the 5 potential calldowns of it without upgrades, you have *more* than enough ammo to practically use it as your primary.

[@BouncingTribbles]

As an autocannon player I have definitely not forgotten about my shotgun. Getting swarmed is tough when you're only carrying the booms.

[@Wulfjager]

Finally, a slander video that i dont have to pause on each meme to read because its going so fast

[@stopcensoringmen5044]

I got kicked for using the ballistic shield once. It's a lot of fun with the Senator.

[@thegeekno72]

Haven't even been playing HD2 for that long and everything is already so relatable

[@anguswagstaff6437]

OOoOoOoOo... Another banger boys, keep it up. FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!

[@lory9546]

you made this video nostalgic already with this music

[@seanphelps4057]

Damn, that autocannon slander is too accurate. Then again, I forget about my primary with flamethrower too.

[@Greg-w-smeg]

For real, I hear my teammate throw an eagle relatively close expecting it to be something manageable like eagle air strike but then see “cluster” at the last second.

[@Husshuss100]

There are extra rooms in the ship? You can change theme colors? I learned a lot from this video lol

[@Zabor-ny3co]

0:57 that time i killed two of my teammates with the mortar while waiting for the ship to arrive. They blew up in front of me lol

[@-Raylight]

Helldivers slander? Democracy won't stand for this! Brother bring the flamer. *The. Heavy. Flamer*

[@Kaminkaese]

I found a single person with the balistic shield and he kept getting killed because he wanted to advance while a massive fight was going down. That shield guards you from small units, the bots and their rockets eat you for lunch. Tbf tf you gonna do against a tank or a hulk with it? :D Get the shield bubble or the personal shield bubble

[@Aizen_Sosuke999]

Every Helldivers trying not to commit Treason in every ways:

[@odachikun]

I don't know much about who started the war, but what I do know from looking at the mission map is if we do nothing, them buggers and clankers will overrun Super Earth.

[@Швейк-и5ь]

When connection lost and you are the only helldiver left:😢

[@cole5411]

Unironically did 2:23 when I got the 500 "for your consideration, the Jericho"

[@gamereditor59ner22]

Man! I will definitely get the game when I buy PS5.

[@jeb-the-doomed]

0:00 i relate. I run arc thrower, Tesla, stun grenade, EMS stratagems, arc armor.

[@frankdrawsnear9995]

The ball shield is pretty useful ngl, been using it for a while along with the railgun and it goes hard when invading a factory

[@lukabazookastj9462]

As an Autocannon player I can confirm that I forget I have 2 other small arms at my disposal.