Helldivers 2 : War is based

[@eightfold3195]

>Arrive >Lay heavy ordinance >Leave >Refuse to elaborate

[@savagefrito]

ordnance and ordinance are two VERY different things.

[@JoeGamer500]

3 & 4 should swap

[@eightfold3195]

@@savagefrito damn u right

[@neotuxxedo]

@@eightfold3195they were laying down both though

[@kristiankonev5190]

Just as the founding fathers (of super earth) intended

[@iaminterface0101]

Remember: if artillery isn't working, you're not using enough of it.

[@DerpyTC]

If your asking if you’re using too much artillery then you know it’s enough, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use more

[@Founder6087]

MOAR

[@ShintyShinto]

if you're not getting teamkills you ain't killing hard enough

[@JawadBhuiyan]

@@ShintyShinto Democracy requires sacrifice

[@helygg8892]

Spoken like a Krieger

[@venomsnekko]

Orbital drop. Heavy ordnance. Hordes of enemies. Black Sabbath. This is the male fantasy.

[@patmooney1407]

Ordnance, not ordinance.

[@venomsnekko]

@@patmooney1407 Much appreciated, sir.

[@Bareezio]

Don't forgot the sci-fi armor and flowing capes

[@SahriCahri]

Too bad the devs require me to install a parasitic anti-cheat software to play.

[@mr.voidout4739]

Capes, don't forget the capes!!

[@MADNIKstudios]

"But WAR IS BAD!!! THE BUGS ARE OPPRESSED!" "Shut Up Nerd. Glory To Super Earth."

[@Wolflord13]

Yeah! If the Bugs were innocent, why are they dead? Your move, moralists!

[@judahboyd2107]

​@@Wolflord13If the bugs didn't want to get squished, they shouldn't have crawled under my boot. Glory to Super Earth!

[@ironmaiden93ofangmar]

Guys see this and think, "Hell yeah"

[@leatherlass6730]

@@judahboyd2107Carving that into my SEAF issue lighter.

[@RyukagiRen]

"We come to Liberated them" -a certain Cadet

[@emgee2807]

Just finished an Impossible mission set against bots, they really don't fuck around do they.

[@Kr4v3rd]

What? I can't hear you because of all the gun fire on impossible.

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Do a scientist escort mission on helldive. Absolutely nothing will go wrong, trust me. (Not to be confused with the other escort mission)

[@rileyschulz2565]

Are you talking abiut those ones where you evac them from the doors to the spaceport? You cant kill the bots faster than they can spawn in running solo 😂​@@dr.cheeze5382

[@Ivelio1]

I started playing yesterday and we done some bug missions, we had Challenging level unlocked, so we decided to go and see how fighting bots look like. We finished the mission, but at what cost...

[@jello_cudgel9213]

Not f$&king around is hard wired into them

[@Reject-Demon]

A bullet is personal A grenade is to whomever it may concern. Mortar team. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT .

[@_Salok]

PSA stands for PATRIOTIC SUPER ANNOUNCEMENT

[@Sorain1]

ICBM: @Everyone.

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Artillery Crew: "Make peace with God, you'll be meeting him shortly."

[@Reject-Demon]

Holy liberty 300 likes..thanks fellow helldivers!

[@PvtParts14]

DEAR GRID COORDINATES

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

It was then that Skynet felt fear for the first time

[@rgw5991]

this video made no sense to me you got a guy wearing a massive cloak going into some wierd tube with all sorts of metal bits sticking out that will catch onto his cloak... and probably drag him along with the cloak or squish his body against the ceiling or soemthing... then the tube thingy is shot into the surface of the planet. Where he will die upon impact... due to G-forces.

[@septicsanssam9892]

@@rgw5991 its a videogame, dont overthink it

[@robfus]

​@@rgw5991 you must be a socialist robot or a fascist bug to not understand how this video is gloriouse

[@TheOuroboros84]

@@rgw5991 yeah not a fan of the cloak either...thats about my only gripe with the gamer tho XD

[@icyjiub2228]

​@@TheOuroboros84what the fuck are you on about? The cape is fucking peak

[@CrniWuk]

"God favours the side with the best artillery" Napleon Dynamite Blownapart Emperor of the French Connection.

[@viktorkanyik3416]

You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart

[@yeetdepilot6685]

- Napalm Dynamite Blownaparte

[@shineinouzen7412]

You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart - EmPWNer of the French Connection

[@taFBackwards]

Honestly sad they patched this out; but for one, brief second; we were GLORIOUS.

[@ryith]

Damn was it really already patched out!? Sheesh 😢

[@VaporForce]

@@ryithyeah, all helldivers have to be present during the landing site selection now so no more duplicating strategems 😢

[@nairocamilo]

​@@VaporForceAhh, that's no fun. Even in lore, it wouldn't make sense

[@jello_cudgel9213]

Why do they hate liberty?

[@inquisitorsteele8397]

​@@jello_cudgel9213Because they are Bug/Commiebot Sympathizers

[@amergingiles]

I fucking love being expendable.

[@eastaeg]

don't we all, for Super Earth!

[@sammywatokohom172]

As one of the helldrivers in the automatons zone, this bought tear to my eyes.

[@talscorner3696]

Feel ya... I've had my fade ran non-stop against them xD

[@christophertidwell2422]

Malevelon shall not fall

[@mikedittsche]

There's literally dozens of us

[@talscorner3696]

@@christophertidwell2422 freedom never dies!

[@sb17899]

All warfare is based - Sun Tzu

[@abysswatcher9172]

Dammit you beat me to it

[@dvdbox360]

"all your based are belong to us" - also sun tzu

[@amateurgenius8486]

Would you like to know more?

[@itsumayo]

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight” -Sun Tzu

[@AnonD38]

The guys actually just build a freaking firebase. I knew reading about Vietnam era tactics would come in handy one day!

[@SynthwaveCrusader]

This is what peak Democracy looks like.

[@funkymunky7935]

Peak democracy is telling the people who they are allowed to vote for. Just ask Colorado. Democracy! 😂

[@RandomPerson-yl7rx]

Had to get political 😐​@@funkymunky7935

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Honestly, this probably was the best short & sweet video of that game ever not gonna lie.

[@daxitron]

Using automated sentries against automatons is a thing of beauty, and irony.

[@brolapse69]

Sabbath is my go-to when playing this game. War Pigs is this games anthem.

[@Famousagentman]

You have great taste. Might I also recommend "Hellraiser" and "I don't want to stop"? Both by Ozzie, and bring great vibes as we bring democracy to the galaxy. "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden and "Sleep Apnea" by Chevelle are also great picks.

[@brolapse69]

@Famousagentman All those save for "Sleep Apnea" are in my Helldivers 2 Playlist. It's mostly Sabbath, Ozzy, CCR, early Stones, Hendrix with some Iron Maiden. Have been meaning to check out Chevelle for awhile, have had them recommended a lot.

[@Famousagentman]

@@brolapse69 Yeah, that's probably my favorite song from them, but they're definitely a band that I would consider underrated. "The Red" is probably their most popular song, but "Jars" and "Mexican Sun" are solid picks as well. They don't necessarily fit with the Vietnam-era vibes that I get from your (amazing) playlist, but they're still solid for those interested in hard rock.

[@shevo101]

No wonder we took that 3rd defense planet so fast

[@BadassName17]

If only I could get past the server capacity. It’s like there’s a bouncer blocking me from the fucking club lmao.

[@abysswatcher9172]

Can't blame'em too much. They upgraded the capacity and it filled up in literally 5 minutes

[@jello_cudgel9213]

At least IRL bouncers come with a line

[@shilopnamreg6468]

@@abysswatcher9172when people can’t even play the game they bought because the devs force everyone to use their shitty servers, you CAN blame them.

[@Jester4460]

@@shilopnamreg6468ironically a problem of some AAA games today

[@logictom7254]

@@shilopnamreg6468 DId you not research or read what the guy said? And they didnt upgrade once, they are often upgrading capacity until they dont need to anymore.

[@JazzJackrabbit]

Sun Tzu: "War is based" Me: "... on deception, right? Sun Tzu: Me: *sweats nervously*

[@thatoneguyhonk2599]

Love the monthly fabio post

[@fabioproductions]

monthly is so generous lets be honest

[@rokva5771]

@@fabioproductions It's more than what we deserve.

[@boldfacedred1023]

F that robot army!!!! Love how the mortars all turn at the same time almost like saluting the enemy before they died!!!

[@J_C_CH]

If you listen closely, you can hear the cannon fire spelling out the morse code for "you're fucked"

[@Grape7676]

"If there isn't enough gun, use more gun." -Engineer TF2

[@allenfuller4843]

The robots just fell apart as they landed, they didn’t stand a chance.

[@Lehnerd]

Now this is what true democracy spreading and peacekeeping looks like

[@borger1723]

As a tf2 engineer main, this makes me happy

[@The_Honcho]

I love how they all just menacingly begin facing the same way before firing 😂

[@Dan-zc3ou]

"All war is based" -Sun Tzu

[@realhuman3203]

Peacemongers seething when they go to war and it actually is just cool guys with guns and phonk music

[@Leonardoscify]

God is on the side with the best artillery

[@charonsferryold]

I love how everyone saw this game and immediately concluded "Every video of this needs stereotypical Vietnam music"

[@jackhealy3328]

"All warfare is based." -Sun Tzu

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Dude, Black Sabbath goes HARD in the background of Hell Divers

[@TomaTomohawk24]

I adore helldivers, its amazing that they decided to make a sequel

[@Bestienjager2490]

“Remember; if violence doesn’t work, use additional violence.”

[@I_dont_have_to]

"Service gurarrantees citizenship"

[@lucasworden1017]

Big "GET OFF MY PLANET" type energy

[@Saifer935]

This is the best Helldivers 2 moment i have ever seen.

[@Bubba1025]

This is the kind of video I’ve been looking for. FOR FREEDOM

[@Seravee088]

I've never seen so much democracy in Helldivers 2.

[@kindofilya7513]

Ahh, i love the smell of democracy in the morning!

[@anitamiller8175]

"Use more gun" - Dell "Engie" Conahger

[@ic3-5]

This sums up modern warfare quite well

[@EpsilonDoesStuff]

This reflects how crucial artillery is in modern war

[@Zane-TheToiletSalesman]

- Fall from sky - Kill robots with Mortars probably scarring a family of 5 - Fail to elaborate

[@alexanderh3876]

You smell that boys? Smells like victory

[@deaddropsd1972]

Minimal HUD !! Love ❤️ it

[@hunnyfung5165]

This is perfection

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Helldivers feels like earth defense force all over again.

[@SkyNinja759]

None-weeb/japanese EDF, basically Starship Troopers mixed with Halo ODSTs. It's still somewhat grounded too, which I love; EDF is a fever dream.

[@wr1ght939]

Watching the ship spew gore before blowing up was metal asf

[@ENTERtheCREATOR]

Ngl, I haven’t played it yet, but this has convinced me that it’s worth my time.

[@iceydicey77]

POV: you're the last group of helldivers stationed on malevelon creek

[@ryith]

Dear god this was amazing and awesome strat to!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Sgt Kilgore would be so proud. He'd almost cry with joy at this site. *Almost*

[@terrykrugii5652]

And for a single moment, Malevolon Creek was at peace

[@Evangelion543]

"Democracy and Freedom is Non-negotiable!" -Liberty Prime

[@kawaii_milkshake2160]

Raining down FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY

[@Nugire]

Imperial guard: "Do we have the numbers atvantage? Anyways, let's throw artillery at it."

[@Snyperwolf91]

Thats why my favourite color is Warcrimes . They even glow bright in the night .

[@nice3333333333]

War used to never change, then it became based and now it’s just damned good times

[@ezdelicades5554]

Bro made a historically accurate vietnam firebase artillery firing position .

[@Dan-zc3ou]

This and a five-seettlements-range-minutemen-artillery strike from Fallout 4 is peak fantasy

[@Stingra87]

"Justice. Liberty. Grade fuckin' A artillery. Let the good times roll"

[@_Salok]

Taking the "Nam but alien bugs and robots" nickname to a whole new level huh ?

[@Sorrelhas]

Good to know that the second one is just as unhinged as the first

[@DEMONIK1149]

Suddenly: and orbital bombardment of your morter installation hits and you're not only dead but the poi is captured.

[@thomasoreilly857]

"War is hell. My kind of hell."

[@philthephilosopher9235]

Kriegers landing on any planet:

[@talscorner3696]

I didn't know you could bring four of the same!

[@fengchewy7126]

"enemy contact in that direction" -> "roger, removing that direction"

[@Zandeelio]

Managed Democracy at its finest.

[@Lazybonez378]

God, their engineering department must be in overtime

[@thane9471]

I love smell of liberty in the morning

[@superspecky4eyes]

This game truly is a Warhammer 40k Imperial Guard simulator.

[@NightshadeParadox]

pov: any battle that the Deathkorps of Krieg is in

[@shockingboring_]

in helldivers 1 you could legally select multiple of the same of the same stratagem. I preferred it that way. it might be harder to balance but it's also more fun imo.

[@scottruch76]

If I end up getting this, artillery as often as possible, and if we get start getting overrun "Charlie....... Broken Arrow!"

[@Neo2266.]

Remember: The enemy rarely ever has vertical cover. And if they do, that cover has no cover.

[@BrokeMyCrayon]

Not even 480p can stop my guy from having fun on Helldivers

[@polarbear3409]

"To cannons, all are equal" - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@HalIOfFamer]

I like that this is possible. I hope that instead of limiting it in some way, devs just make an enemy type that is also an artillery battery that will counter this and the players need to go hunt it so their emplacement isn't destroyed.

[@tablettablete186]

Well, they patched it 😢

[@NPDStudio]

If you ain't risking your teammates lives enough then your arent dispensing JUSTICE as much as you ought to be!

[@jksmellie]

damn i'm convinced, 10/10 will buy

[@ODSThreads]

Could i possibly use some of this for an edit im trying to make? Id love to see your collaboration.

[@slueepy1232]

The Covenant watching in horror as the ODSTs discover the concept of artillery (2552, colorized):

[@ace142]

This video quality gives me such a retro vibes.

[@McLovin-hz7rx]

They're doing their part!

[@brianerbes7766]

War is actually having fun with you friends and driving tanks while blasting Little Dark Age

[@VtuberHotelVKing]

00:33 I like the speechless laugh 😂

[@GabrieltheDevil]

This is a certified Raytheon™️ classic.

[@Irfan87]

Did the same, cept we all had EMS and Rocket Sentries as well.

[@KuruSeed]

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

[@Nushnark]

I hope that in a future update the devs add a feature that makes an automaton dropship nope the f*ck out when you lay down a certain amount of mortar sentries.

[@sordbrute2753]

"we need to bring the war to the bugs" the one random loading up on nothing but sentries: "I AM THE WAR"

[@ProjectTaker]

"Welcome to Malevelon Creek, Gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your allies as traitorous cowards, but you have my word that I will use the means afforded to my station to ensure your bodies are replaced with able fighting men. This is the greatest reward, more than even credits, for the fight for our way of life is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the machines that rise against us, allow me to find this Super sample. I ask not for my own selfish reasons, but for the good of Super Earth!”

[@joshuagraham2843]

I love this concept of “hell yeah murica fck yeah type”

[@hearthatbird]

Death Korps of Kreig tactics.

[@6PieCakes]

That’s some mighty fine democracy!

[@bthsr7113]

No, but that is a very effective strategy... unless you get caught in a bad spot with all turrets both empty and on cooldown.