Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 2 Reaction

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[@KayKwasa]

Funniest thing is Jan Valentine (dark-skinned one) is not so different from the original version; except they took his vulgarity and swearing and took it up to eleven

[@Sunaki1000]

I mean we saw him scratching his crotch whit an Arm

[@TkOHarley14]

I'd actually say they toned his vulgarity down lol

[@SioxGreyWolf]

When it starts at a 10, it isn't that much a difference.

[@murderofcrows5089]

Yeah they pretty much just changed a few lines but that’s about it

[@sterlingmuse5808]

No, they definitely toned him down. It feels like more because it happens more quickly, but the only real difference between versions is that this one is funnier.

[@CaptainCFalcon]

Y'know, the funny thing about Juan, the younger brother, is that TFS actually *_didn't change anything._* Matter of fact, TFS actually _toned him _*_DOWN,_* if you can believe it.

[@LukaBlight69]

Yeah, I remember hearing that for the first time and being all "Yo, that's taking it about 500 steps too far, like holy crap! I get being edgy and such, but my god..." Then I watch the original and... yeah. :/

[@mozambiquehere5903]

​@@LukaBlight69 Homie couldn't start a sentence without cussing.

[@mikedexter1869]

Right lol

[@CrimsonFucker412]

TFS actually toned him down, okay now that is a terrifying thought just how fucked up was he in the anime😨. i mean haven't watched Hellsing ultimate in a few years so I can't remember everything about it

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@CrimsonFucker412... _I'd recommend you just avoid the source material._

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

This episode spawned two great lines, “Bitches love cannons” and “BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!” Both by Alucard

[@jefferyoneill1]

I think TFS also made shirts with both those quotes on them

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

@@jefferyoneill1 They did

[@PMProut]

and also "Bitch, I drink people" by Cell

[@montywh]

my favorite line has been "they say TV makes you violent. well, i'd say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!"

[@rambu3013]

"Because _bitch_ ... *I drink people* "

[@dagonofthedepths]

Sir Integral Hellsing (the long hair blonde woman) is a human which is kind of impressive with her control over Alucard. It was kind of funny in the original series because this is where you find out that Alucard doesn't dodge because he really doesn't need to. He was impressed with Luke and wanted him to regenerate his legs and keep fighting but Luke started to beg and he just got disappointed and killed him.

[@bradleybarnett1469]

Well, he THOUGHT Luke was a real Vampire. Like him. But Luke is one of the Science Hybrid Vampires. So he had the abilities of a base Alucard, but not the immense regeneration and other abilities (although it's weird because part of the series in the original was that Alucard's abilities are like... 80% not natural and from experiments that Hellsing did on him, which made him even MORE powerful

[@furydeath]

Think you mean, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing 😂

[@saltyk9869]

@@bradleybarnett1469 I think you're wrong about that. All Hellsing did was put restraints on his power. Basically allowing him to control his power and making him easier to control as well.

[@danielwilson7193]

@@bradleybarnett1469 It's the opposite. Hellsing put *limiters* on his power, similar to Freeza's transformations. By releasing each level of restraint, he could access more of his strength, with the final level Zero unleashing his full fury.

[@cunningsmile4166]

SUMMON UP YOUR DEMONS HIT ME FIGHT ME GIVE A HUG

[@OtakuJuanma2]

There's one part of this episode that is way funnier in the original. When Jan reaches the room where Integra is, she just calmly says "Congratulations, you made it" then they proceed to obliterate him as we see here.

[@saltyk9869]

There's a reason Alucard listens to Integra in the original.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Nice. 😁

[@timassmann1246]

Fun detail in this series: everytime Seras does something awesome, Rob Zombie plays in the background.

[@Neutral_Tired]

every time from this point onwards. It wasn't Rob Zombie in episode 1

[@slayerjohn447]

@@Neutral_Tired Pretty sure it was "I Feel so Numb" in the previous episode.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Nice 😎🤟

[@TuskyBaby]

​@@Neutral_Tired L

[@Railfan105.]

Well congrats you two, you just made it through the most uncomfortable joke in the entire series. If you can get through that, you can get through the rest of the series no problem.

[@wiredjerk]

Oh yeah, I believe they said the script reading scene was either the most or dead tied with the darkest thing they’ve ever written.

[@VergilArcanis]

Well, there is the other one, but they managed to tone itss seriousness down

[@mangolian3773]

Seras back story

[@nairdacnalbel]

​@@mangolian3773not a joke, and it's in the original, except we get to see it happen.

[@wingedbluj1674]

And the rest of the series involves literal nazis.

[@Fransens]

"Release Restraitn Level One!" "Restraitn Level What?" *dies* Always gets me.

[@brucechmiel7964]

For context, the reason why Saras Victoria goes in the blood rage is because even though she’s a vampire, she still refuses to drink blood. She still very self conscious about that and thus starving herself. When she’s around blood and violence it sends her vampire tendencies into overdrive. But it’s not only that, but Saras feels arousal when shes about to feed and it for lack of a better term sickens her. Remember what I said about this show taking from early interpretations of vampires and Dracula particularly? This is another takeaway from those exaggerated by the medium of anime to the point that its something new.

[@HadassaMoon144]

Yeah.....but this series doesn't do a great job of explaining WHY things happen so it's confusing.

[@corryjamieson3909]

​@@HadassaMoon144 the abridged or Hellsing in general?

[@darcys842]

​@@HadassaMoon144 obviously because the abridged assumes that people who watch it have seen the original. There is a reason why before every episode they ask you to go watch the official release

[@brucechmiel7964]

@@darcys842 DBZA is full of enough context clues and has a simple story to be very easy to follow. On the other hand, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is a parody of an anime that’s a remake. So a lot of the context you would normally get is lost do to expecting the audience to understand the first show. As a result, the Abridged series has no context and the clues are really vague. So it’s even easier to not understand what is going on. This is one show I would recommend seeing first before watching the Abridged series.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Thanks for giving us that context on Saras 🙂

[@Wuschel1990]

The Boss woman is called "Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing". A desendent of Abraham van Hellsing who killed Dracula. And Policegirl is Called Seras Victoria.

[@Sephiroth144]

Yeah, her ancestor's stories may have been... exaggerated.

[@saltyk9869]

@@Sephiroth144 I believe the original novel is canon to the series.

[@RichardX1]

No, she's NAMED Seras Victoria. She's CALLED "Police Girl".

[@Sephiroth144]

@@saltyk9869 Its more the "killing Dracula" when, well, methinks he might just have a pseudonym- or be a tad dyslexic

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Oh nice! Didn’t know she was descendant of Van Hellsing 😀🤩

[@Luzarioth]

0:26 "Are you ready ?" - "I am ready !" No... no you 2 are not ready... to be fair... no one was ready for this episode XD

[@daryl772003]

HA! Beat me to it

[@James-bw4np]

This was my response as well! 😆

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😂🤗

[@lordgenerias]

Police Girl (Seras Victoria) did *not* hear the Motley Crew with her vampire hearing. She heard the *Rob Zombie* with her vampire hearing. The song, for those curious, was "Dragula".

[@magne7771]

I _love_ the dark humor in "I'm going for a _walk"_ being a _threat._

[@rivv4902]

Very enthusiastic walks.

[@ryanbrochu3336]

@@rivv4902 Just don't bring Michael McDoesntexist. He's a spoil sport!

[@filipvadas7602]

"My favorite moments in this were the moments with Alucard." *Boy ain't that the truth*

[@johnfloyd1892]

That nonchalant "Woah" from zito on the phone just before dying to a ghoul is great. 🤣🤣

[@cunningsmile4166]

OHMYGOD!!

[@kuramacon]

That phone call is the most disturbingly dark joke tfs ever did. If ya made it through that, you're good.

[@AzguardMike]

their faces were priceless

[@LukaBlight69]

Integra Hellsing is a descendent of the OG Van Hellsing. I think its E3 or E4 that sheds light on how Alucard and her's relationship started. This episode was meant to discomfort you to a degree with the dark skinned bro's use of language and what he does to that guy over the phone.

[@TheBelieveit1]

The funniest part is that they didn't even exaggerated Jan Valentine. This was pretty much exactly how he was in the original

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

Actually for the Abridged series, they toned Jan down some. He was worse in the original series on top of not being as funny.

[@cunningsmile4166]

They turned up the vulgarness and toned down the psychopathy

[@fettel1988]

Neat little reference in this ep - The Zombie tapping on the school gate was a clip from Highschool of the Dead. Wherein...as you'd expect, schoolkids engage against zombies.

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

High School of the Dead: the home of the supersonic boob dodge.

[@timassmann1246]

So by not killing that last ghoul, Alucard is responsible for the events in highschool of the dead?

[@mystic_spider]

​@@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses Don't forget about the recoil dampener/bipod boobs.

[@knuckles543]

for the lulz, yes

[@thunderspear2251]

If it's any consolation, if you can survive this episode, you can survive every other episode

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😅 good deal

[@oldwolflogan4224]

I don't know if you noticed it, but Alucard in this episode sounded soooooo much better compared to the previous episode. There is a reason for that, aside from the fact they had a year between releases. In between episodes 1 and 2, Takahata101, the actor for Alucard, went through surgery to fix a deviated septum he'd had since he was a kid, and that corrective surgery VASTLY improved his deeper voices, including all the forms of Cell. Additionally, he changed how he played the role. In episode 1, he leaned more towards how Crispin Freeman played Alucard in the OVA, but here he leaned more towards the Japanese actor, who just played him like a crazy old man, which Alucard is.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Long love the CrimaonFukr

[@technogeek]

I was so looking forward to this episode, just because everyone universally agrees that several minutes are immensely uncomfortable, and on purpose no less. Always makes for a good react video. Thankfully Integra gets more and more interesting through the series. Can't wait for episode 3

[@saltyk9869]

I always laugh at the guy reading Jan's note. It's just so ridiculously dark that it becomes absurd.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

For sure some uncomfortable moments 😳😆

[@georgesmith6218]

Yes, she is Integra Helsing, descendant of a legendary vampire hunter with the same last name.

[@Arkayjiya]

Jan Valentine is a lot. But then again, not much they could do about parodying him, he's basically the same as in the original show xD This is about as horrifying as Hellsing Ultimate Abridged gets imo, the phone call was genuinely impressive in how disturbing it was. It's also a marked improvement over the first episode. Like no matter how horrible that call is, the writing is impressive. As usual with TFS, they tend to improve over time although the first episode of Hellsing Abridged is of higher quality than the first couple of episodes of DBZA.

[@colemanroberts1102]

I'd say episode 1 of Hellsing sits pretty firmly in early DBZA season 2 territory. Like, roughly on par with DBZA episode 14-15 or so. It still relies on pop culture references and doesn't quite flow. Hellsing episode 2 is closer to mid season 2 quality, episode 20 or so. Using pop culture still with that adventure time reference, but they're getting the hang of their characters and setting a more cohesive tone. Starting Hellsing episode 4 or 5, we've easily entered DBZA season 3 quality.

[@AzguardMike]

id say the "a few willing vollunteres" is the most extreme they get.

[@patricklarson7564]

The scene towards the end of episode 7 is pretty disturbing/uncomfortable too. Not going to spoil anything, but there are still a couple of times it gets REALLY dark in the series

[@saltyk9869]

So, Jan is basically unchanged from the original, while Alucard is the polar opposite of the original. Also, Alucard wasn't dodging because he didn't want to. 90% of enemies can't challenge him even in his suppressed state. In the original, the fact that Luke was doing as well as he was impressed Alucard and released his first restraint. He hoped Luke was still holding back and wanted a good fight. His whole speech isn't so different from the original. Then, Luke called him a monster. This disappointed Alucard, and when Luke went on to call him a dog, Alucard replied that if he's a dog Luke is "dog food". And I may be evil. I still find the guard reading Jan's speech hilarious.

[@Brazbit]

We basically got to hear Cell perform the Kaio-ken. Kaio-ken... Kaio what? / Level one.... Level what?

[@brucechmiel7964]

Incase you haven’t put it together yet, Sarah Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is the last surviving descendent of Van Helsing the famous vampire hunter from the England’s Victorian era. Played but the likes of Anthony Hopkins, Hugh Jackman, Peter Cushing, and Mel Brooks in Dracula Dead and Loving it. And she’s only 22.

[@EmptyBrewsky]

Thing about Jan is that they didn't really change him that much form his show counterpart. In fact, he's pretty much the same. This show in general has dark undertones, but they do a good job in making it as light hearted as possible. But occasionally you will still see some of that dark peak in to keep the spirit of the show alive.

[@buddylyons3816]

I'm super excited to see your two reactions in the later episodes. The later episodes become so much more better. FYI the younger brother the abridged version is not to much different from the actual one in the show. He's supposed to be hated right from the get go and I believe they nailed it with his voice actor.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

He definitely is an easy character to hate 😝

[@ericyahia8121]

“BITCHHES LOVE CANNONS!” 😂😂 Fuck yeah, they do!

[@brianherold1835]

I'm surprised you didn't mention the younger brother and Android 17 having the same voice actor. Quite a change from playing a sassy, confident, cybernetic teen to a sick, sadistic, and psychotic vampire.

[@Heyhowsitgoin999]

Fun Fact: There are no Dairy Queens in England. This has a few implications. 1) Diary Queen tried to expand into England, 2) Alucard found the one single DQ after trying to paint an antique car red with goat blood, and 3) They decided afterword that it wasn't worth the effort to push into the English Market.

[@kirkcasteel7070]

Couple things. Yes like everyone has stated jan was way more dark in the original, also lady Hellsing is not a vampire but the descendant of Abraham Van Hellsing. Also if you didn't notice the voice of Jan was also android 17

[@andersonmi1492]

The little brother is like this in the original

[@GirlofCulture]

I love cannons too, specially this B***h with her cannon. This weapon's name is rendered as "Hallconnen", but actually pronounced "Harkonnen" and is a reference to the primary antagonist of the novel Dune, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (the spelling discrepancy is the result of the Japanese pronunciation of "Hallconnen"). Totally awesome. As a human she won't be able to handle this weapon. Same goes for Alucard's new black gun called "Jackal" Alucard's second handgun was the Jackal, which was also made especially for him. The Jackal was made by Walter after Alucard's first encounter with Anderson - in fact, it likely was specifically designed with him in mind, considering the phrase "Jesus Christ is in Heaven Now", a variation on a similar statement on Anderson's equipment, was engraved on the side. The Jackal had an overall length of 39cm (the same length as the Casull), was made from pure silver, and weighed 16kg.

[@student76543]

You know, the funny thing is, they didn't actually change Jan Valentine's character at all. He is pretty much the same as he is in the original, crazy as that may sound. They obviously gave him some different lines but stayed very true to his original version. Also, great reaction overall, but I wanted to point out that just watching Bethany's facial expressions during this episode was a treat.

[@DotHackerBlackWing]

As I mentioned in the previous video comments, TFS has gone on the record that this was their darkest episode.

[@Kamenari37]

The blonde "Vampire" lady is Integra Hellsing, and she's actually not a vampire, just a regular ole human.

[@tennoyamamoto1800]

They actually toned the younger brother down... yeah...

[@wiredjerk]

Now take a breathe, cause you two made it through this episode. Can you BELIEVE people actually said that TFS couldn’t abridge this series cause it was originally too long and DAAAARK? I think they did a good job toning it down. 😂

[@DetectiveThursday]

Congrats on getting through the hardest to watch episode in the series. if you can handle how dark this episode gets you can make it through the series.

[@jefferyoneill1]

I'd say a certain scene in episode 7 definitely gives this one a run for it's money

[@georgev3433]

I think something to appreciate is just the jump in audio/editing quality from episode 1-2. Which makes sense cause these were done essentially a year apart each. As for the dark humor the writers have flat out said they love dark humor, and went all out here.

[@daysand123]

If you thought Seras going ham for five seconds here was cool. Youre gonna love when she does the vampire equivalent of going super saiyan

[@mageeaaron2624]

8:22 Walter is awesome! 💪

[@TBomb15]

I'm like right on the verge of "where in the world is carmon sandiego?" i know of it, i even played it, but i was too young to remember anything about it due to childhood amesia. I was like 4, so i have the vaguest memories of it.

[@owenobrien1351]

And fun fact about the dairy queen joke, there isnt a dariy queen in england meaning that he took it all the way to america to drive the car in there

[@AeroWraith901]

Yeaaa Jan is definitely the most uncomfortable part for a lot of people. But he is gone now, and I’d say it’s uphill area now

[@crcoghill]

There are so many good line reads! I nearly forgotten!

[@prfct_1076]

Air Integra is a descendant of Sir Van Helsing, the legendary monster hunter. Her family was charged with overseeing and caretaking for Alucard. I love that you guys keep an open mind and your reactions are genuine.

[@aj-taz_editing]

Integra hellsing is actually a descendant of the original van hellsing.she inherited the organization from her dad

[@macalcord]

Alucard's actual speech to him is so cool and cold-blooded. You should watch the actual episode.

[@theeLonelyRedPanda]

fun fact the voice actor that does police girl, does her voice in from of a mic just in front of her computer. Usually people are in a booth, or in a make shift closet type booth for the sound. Once you finish the series she has a video up of her doing lines, and it's so surreal.

[@superkid3188]

In front of _his_ computer, _He_ has a video of _himself_ doing lines.

[@BJGvideos]

​@@superkid3188 To be fair he wasn't out when he recorded Seres so videos of his performances would refer to him as a woman. It's possible that the commenter just had outdated information.

[@theeLonelyRedPanda]

@@BJGvideos Had no idea!

[@DarkCT]

0:48 I love they threw that in there. HighSchool of the dead reference, i think? 6:41 ... damn, it's been since i heard that one, but your reactions to it? yeah, ill agree, made it even more priceless. 8:36 This guy. I LOVE this guy. Oozes style and His weapon of choice is decidedly rare from my knowledge. Walter is such a treat. 10:02 Ahh Alucard... 12:13 though I imagine plenty would have one watching Seras to go work, im pretty sure this guy always had one of those. 14:03 I love the implication here. once he began boasting about his power, Alucard was just done playing around. 15:32 ahh, that detail... Hellsing is not a vampire, actually. part of why she is so interesting. 16:55 ehh. id say a vegeta/cell combo. no goku here.

[@slayerjohn447]

One, definitely love that you guys save the comments till after the video is over. It is something I wish more reactors would do. Also this episode featured the other Rob Zombie song when Seras entered her blood rage. The previous video was "I Feel So Numb" and this one had "Dragula." Definitely looking forward to how you react to the next episode because it definitely gets crazy.

[@James-bw4np]

Lmao! At the beginning when y'all said you were ready, I knew yall had no idea how dark this episode actually was! I had so much fun watching your reactions to this episode which is by an far one of my favorites in this abridged series. At least ya dont have to wait for years between episodes like I did!

[@michaelhernandez1841]

Walter saying, "Everything you say pisses me off," is either a nod to perfect cell telling gohan that or vice versa

[@fireboltchamploo7620]

Jan Valentine is my favorite Hellsing Abridged character, part of the reason why you'll see at the beginning of next episode...

[@MrAchsas]

this is probably the most fkd up stuff tfs has ever produced lol

[@neph6098]

Jan Valentine was just like that on the original Anime as well, it's always unconmfortable with him in that episode...

[@kevingibson7924]

This series just gets better from here! I’m so happy y’all are continuing this series!!

[@A5p3r07h]

6:37 Ken's butthole finally relaxed after some serious puckering. 😅😂

[@CRUSHFACTORPC]

I have watched all of these so many times but crazy good and even better when you share with others ( so to speak)

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Thank you! I was waiting for this!

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

16:52 omg she just hit the Goku button.

[@mdavissq3d]

Jan is played by the guy who played Android 17 and Tienshinhan in DBZA.

[@GirlofCulture]

It is Lady Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing for you 😉 is the head of the Hellsing organization, she assumed this responsibility at the age of 13. She is the mistress of Alucard. (Not in a dirty way). She is the descendant of Abraham van Helsing who has cultivated Alucard ages ago. She is impressive, intelligent and proud. Love her a lot. Would like to share a good cup of tea with her.

[@lunarnightcore8416]

I'm so glad you guys decided to watch this❤

[@rjselhime9001]

ahhh 5:12 the darkest joke they wrote

[@kristophersy773]

About that part at the start when he said about 99.9% done, that was showing that zombie at the gate was a call to High School of the Dead.

[@Arwingmaster23]

Just to help clarify the names, Alucard's boss is Integra Helsing and the "Police Girl" as she's referred to is Seras Victoria. Unlike DBZA, it helps to have a grasp of what these characters names are before watching HUA as they aren't exactly introduced fully or have more than 1 character calling after a specific one like in DBZA.

[@Caldera01]

Nothing too major about this episode, but there is one neat thing to note. Every scene where the Police Girl is the focus, TFS uses Rob Zombie as the background music for her. Different songs, but it's always Rob Zombie. Can't say I dislike, or disagree with the choice, it suits her. And I do agree with your sentiment. Episode 2 is easily the most crass of Hellsing Ultimate, but that's Jan Valentine for you. Like others have already pointed out, he's even worse in the original. Thankfully episode 3 onward the writing REALLY takes off for the Abridged version.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Oh boy are you 2 in for a treat with this!

[@neowelchsevilism]

The thing about Alucard is... it may look like he's getting his ass ki ked at times, but he intentionally does not avoid getting hit. I don't want to say too much about this in case you guys want to tackle the anime

[@ryancallan1192]

So the blond one with the glasses is Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, the leader of the Hellsing Organization, whom answer to the Queen. Sort of their "Supernatural Hunters" of sorts. The Police girl is Seras Victoria and things just get more intense, but also more hilarious later on. As for the whole Alucard seeming to get his ass beat and then come back, it's kind of his thing. He has a certain love for allowing his opponent to think, feel and believe they have the upper hand and are better/stronger than him until he turns around shows nothing they've done works as a way of inducing the most about of fear and hopelessness on them before absolutely destroying them as a manner of obtaining some sort of twisted joy from the monsters who hunt others.

[@brookerickettson4950]

“Bitches love cannons” was about as wide spread as “mahogany” for a good while. And please. Alucard is a mix of Cell and Mr Popo. Horrifyingly powerful, horrific powers, eats people and usually too stoned or uncaring to get involved. Unless he has a “challenge”.

[@BlackBolt245]

8:03 lucky lucky man.

[@zenmastermtl]

Just to clarify, her name is Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing and she is the hereditary head of the Hellsing Organization. Also Alucard's "boss".

[@Crocogator]

Oh HELL yes. Love that this is still going. You're in for a treat. This comment and like is for the algorithm!

[@newbaggett]

That misson in Japan that he was 99... .9 percent donemwas the first zombie to start off the zombie issue for the protagonists in 'Highschool of the Dead'.

[@Menhtrol]

They say TV makes you violent Well i say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent.🤣👌

[@andrewstewart2163]

Love this series

[@Jamstaro1]

Hellsing hits its swing VERY soon...

[@NoGunPowder.]

From DBZ to Hellsing that's a dark turn🤣🤣

[@AllHailVenom]

Very enjoyable. I can’t wait for your next reaction to Helsing Ultimate Abridged.

[@999maza]

Everyone feels that way about Jan, but they're really just being faithful to the source material lmao. They didn't change his character AT ALL.

[@mageeaaron2624]

The shenanigans have began

[@MasamuneChad]

14:11 That look on her face said "I can't believe we agreed to watch these for you guys"

[@Neutral_Tired]

01:37 given a later scene, I like to imagine Alucard was refusing to apologise for reporting a certain other character's sexual h*rassment

[@Drocksas]

We warned you guys that this show got dark. And sadly, this isn't even the darkest it gets. ... it's definitely one of if not *the* most uncomfortable, though. Nice work getting through the... phone call...

[@UncensoredScion]

I only realised the last part of that list is a hint for later lmao

[@johnmadden1605]

Oh yeah this is John Madden from Pawtucket Rhode Island can you play Hellsing Abridged also Father Anderson was genetically made to fight Alucard pallet father palatin Anderson is over 200 years old he's also a regenerator

[@johnbowersox738]

Don't worry, the series get's much much better (and the episodes aren't bad or anything). The next episode introduces a character who is really good. And yes, as the series progresses, you will come to love both Serras (police girl) and Walter. They are both next level!

[@TwoSevenX]

"He never brings me anything"

[@117DIVISION]

You thought this was graphic in lines said. Prepare for later episodes!

[@tyrant-den884]

The biggest joke everyone misses: Alucard must do his paperwork.

[@casslane3932]

the younger brother was actualy like that more or less in the anime he is a horrific person total phycopath. but in fairness in this vampires are literaly hellspawn so it fits

[@colinneptunevasilias822]

just watched episode 1 from you and was surprised to see you already posted the second reaction. also that scene from the beginning isnt in the show its from High school of the death

[@Animebryan2]

*High School of the Dead

[@mageeaaron2624]

13:14 This is where the fun begins

[@samtheactualkenku6205]

Trust me, this is one of the few super dark episodes, and it's the only one with this super uncomfortable joke

[@Animedingo]

Ok so Vampire rules in this show If a vampire bites you, you become a ghoul (zombie) Unless you're a virgin, and of the opposite sex (I think), then you become a vampire Then there's also a bunch of artificial vampires which is what you'll mostly be seeing in this series