Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum

* Disclaimer: There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you’d prefer to avoid them. *
With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan’s furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey’s bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can’t be sexy?). There’s also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on whether you should be allowed to stay friends with your mate’s cheating ex, and how to get over the embarrassment of mistakenly groping your father-in-law's bottom.
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
12:21 How's your week been?
19:50 Joke of the Week
21:28 Listener Dilemmas
41:18 Outro
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[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

I WOULD LOVE to see Freddie in a bonus! Also Jordan is so sweet when William said hes on a diet

[@elizabethring1452]

Love William's breathy whisper of 'lesbians' to Jordan - as if he might not realise that 😆😆

[@lh3546]

“Don’t camp this up” “oh I’ll miss strictly” 😂

[@sillysoz]

I can relate to the dog walking one, I say hello to strangers dogs while completely avoiding the owners eye contact, then moving on 🤣🤣

[@user-kw3pu2qs1x]

Time Stamps! YES - love it.

[@Bessie66]

Clicked thumbs up before I’ve seen it ….. cos’ it’s gonna’ be funny 😂

[@msorrell19]

Love that William started singing a eurovision song during Jordan's football talk 😂

[@jamesmoses4604]

“Couple Of inches over his lips” sly smile and wink from William lol … oh yea I noticed where your mind was going sir! 😅

[@Lauren_Ashley616]

Sleep apnophobia?! That was good. I giggled at that

[@quietmindandsoul]

Loved that little northern impression from William 😂

[@hawthornestudios7724]

I've just discovered you guys which means I have loads to binge ❤

[@Chaychay500]

You can really tell William was moved by those song lyrics 😂

[@stevebartley8902]

I had to pause at following the dog around with a mop..... hysterics. 🤣🤣

[@joelleblanc8670]

POSH NARRATOR: The joke was, in fact, not cut.

[@kawaiilotus]

Arrested Development refernce?

[@janicebarnes120]

Freddie sounds like Jack Whitehall, love show xxx

[@bethanykiros4114]

I love when William says piddly

[@aka-elke]

Poor William. Up next: the overnight cold cream on Mikey’s face and the hair curlers. 😢

[@susanmullen5105]

Great show guys! To Charlotte, who's Ex still has her things...there is a possibility that her ex is deliberately holding on to her things as she knows she will have to hear from her for time to time. My horrible ex did that & left a load of stuff at mine. He was so cross when I packed it up & sent it back to him as he had no reason to be in touch then! I'd go pick it up & leave it at that...even if its 8 hours away!! xx

[@tobykerins7905]

Freddie =Jack Whitehall 😂

[@user-ry3ls4jf3x]

Love listening ❤

[@helenobrien5144]

WILLIAM! You know the other week when you asked if you were a bad person? Well, poor Frank, fancy laughing. Tut Tut

[@DigitalMangoShake]

Freddie sounds like he wears a top hat

[@victoriathain3711]

Pre ordered the signed edition already cant wait ❤🎉

[@jamesmoses4604]

@sexted can we ask William Why last week he had such a issue with storing cleaning bottles next to the loo even if in a fancy caddy

[@chelseathompson2796]

Jordan walked past me on Oxford St a few days ago and I was too stunned to say hello plus he was on the phone, what is the etiquette for saying hi to someone on the phone? lol

[@olablc531]

You follow them until they end the call LMAO

[@chelseathompson2796]

@@olablc531 lol I was going the opposite direction so that would’ve looked so creepy 🤣

[@olablc531]

@@chelseathompson2796 exactly, creeping people out is the best etiquette! :D

[@jacocharo]

Americans: VAR = Replay [official]

[@alwayspaul]

Who's this from? Mr Magoo?

[@bunnylove1110]

Jordan that’s not how you christen or give holy communion (dousing baby with wine)

[@quirkyd78]

In Australia its video ref and it sicked there too, well according to my ex at the time.

[@AngloAm]

You two model friendship.

[@vickystevens6380]

Aww poor Frank xxxx

[@fernandotrinidad9665]

Oletta Adams song - Get Here

[@OllieBeezhold]

I’m afraid it was a handball jordon

[@sammccarthy957]

You missed a good opportunity there William; A few inches over his lips!!! 😂😂

[@user-by2fc4qb4f]

Jordan is literally me in male form! I would 10000% spill wine over a baby!

[@J1mmyMack]

Temporary diets don't work, you need to change your diet permanently, so adopt a new sustainable habit that's not so severe.

[@nocomment4642]

Lenna, tell the shifty, nasty, unloyal friend's Ex that he is shifty,nasty and unloyal and you don't like your friends being treated like that and then block the waste of space. Why would you want to be friends with someone like that ?

[@imogengilbert5655]

did she sit down 😂

[@nocomment4642]

Adopt don't shop William.Millions of lovely dogs needing homes in rescues

[@ozplayspiano2867]

guys, the young lady grabbing her father-in-laws butt (by mistake. she is english and married into an american family) just letting you know her american family will never let that go.i mean never let it go. that will live on for generations. you have to trust me on this.

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

😂😂

[@rhiannon8424]

Freddie is very gap yah

[@olablc531]

I don't understand how being this blind, you would decide to go anywhere without your glasses. I know what I'm talking about, I wouldn't even go to the bathroom without them.

[@Thebustermann]

30:04 like two old ladies nattering over the fence. Lesbians...

[@aaroncarson]

Euphoria 🎶