44:16 to save you searching, this part is why you're here
@eloisemturner2289 Жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes
@luthelightbringer3833 Жыл бұрын
Thank You
@Octaavos Жыл бұрын
God bless you
@the_clownprince Жыл бұрын
Thank you...bless you
@mike198469 Жыл бұрын
Hero
@GaryWright2389 ай бұрын
"Oh no. It gets worse" should become a ring tone or a message tone.
@ziyandahanise2837 Жыл бұрын
Melissa just traumatized me, Jesus christ. 🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️Why would she even. Pray for her😂😂😂
@connormcbriarty9961 Жыл бұрын
I reckon it's a fake story ... Like why would you? 🤣🤣
@ziyandahanise2837 Жыл бұрын
@@connormcbriarty9961 Right!!! Seems too unreal 😩
@LuminalSpoon Жыл бұрын
@@connormcbriarty9961 Yeah, good story, but I think I've heard it before.
@MaggieSmith-pi1dc Жыл бұрын
Drink tho
@NopeJustMe11 ай бұрын
Lol, I saw a clip of this on Charlotte Dobre and had to come see the whole episode. Now I am subbed and binge watching cause you all are delightful..😂😂😂😂😂
@faeriefire7811 ай бұрын
Same! 🥔👑 I really want to know what happened with Melissa. Hopefully they have an update soon.
@rddands11 ай бұрын
Hahahaha omg me too! 🥔 ✨
@tinniesealjiji11 ай бұрын
Me tooo❤
@BellaJohn-mx1ql11 ай бұрын
Me too. Wanted to know more on Melissa story.😂
@rabbids424011 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂
@TomCox1992 Жыл бұрын
I think Melissa needs all the prayers she can get after that 😂🤣
@Mark_o_Helm Жыл бұрын
Too late.🤣🤣🤣
@Kratos8462 Жыл бұрын
Ain’t enough prayers in the motherfucker world!
@oliviathomas9267 Жыл бұрын
Came to KZbin to watch the Melissa story (usually I just listen to the podcast) so funny how it broke Jordan. Funniest episode 😂😂
@alizendir Жыл бұрын
I'm the exact same way, I came to KZbin three days ago to catch a video of this one as soon as I heard the audio and was disappointed it wasn't uploaded yet. It was well worth the wait.
@tebellokhala9801 Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is when Jordan said we've had worse at 41:47 he kinda brought this on himself 😂😂😂
@timothyn2872 Жыл бұрын
I played this for my coworkers and we could barely breathe, it was the best way to cheer up with the way this week was. Thank you for the laughs!
@melaniesuch5995 Жыл бұрын
I have not cried that hard while laughing EVER! 😂 I was listening while my family was sleeping and had to cover my mouth so I didn't wake the whole house. You guys (and Melissa) are hilarious.
@TheReneeOlsteadFan Жыл бұрын
When I heard it gets worse I thought that her mum would walk one her while she was using the device 😂 Not in my wildest dreams I would have thought about that ending 😂
@hist5280 Жыл бұрын
This is the episode, in particular Melissa's dilemma that brought me to your podcast and yes, I'm your new fan! Thank you Jordan and William for the laughs!!
@bigmus Жыл бұрын
44:16 you couldn't get that out of me if you waterboarded me
@joshchapman8335 Жыл бұрын
Saw the short of the shoebox, subscribed immediately, and just watch the whole episode. Fantastic podcast!! 🤣
@fuz721 Жыл бұрын
Melissa has scarred us all for life, never mind herself 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@liamgbooth Жыл бұрын
44 minutes onwards is going to be mentioned for years to come. The most noteworthy comedy of 2023.
@gnaistvlogs Жыл бұрын
Jordan begging for William to finish the question is SO cute. I love these guys so much.
@fcdenhaag4 Жыл бұрын
This episode put you on the map, never heard of you. You earned my follow 😂. Nice podcast, very enjoyable. I tune in more often. Greetings from The Netherlands.
@klyan9911 ай бұрын
I was wheezing when I heard the story of Melissa. Sorrow, sorrow, prayers my dear 🤣🤣🤣
@gryfon_gamez8184 Жыл бұрын
We need an update on Melissa. Like has she gotten over it? Did her parents find out?
@phantomallen16 ай бұрын
Well that cheered me up 😂. What a great present, I suppose in a way it is a family heirloom. 🤔
@elizabethpoitras7264 Жыл бұрын
O..M..G...I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long....just the reaction from both of you! 😂😂😂 I agree, Melissa is just not right in the noggin.....who does that? Hope you guys are not as traumatized as I think you were! See you next week! 😂😉
@KillerQ93 Жыл бұрын
The amount of pre-shadowing throughout the episode to that hilarious peak 😂😂😂
@Richard.Charles.S Жыл бұрын
OH My Days Melissa needs therapy ( for her sins) along with both of you, who looked & sounded completely shell shocked even by the standards of letters you get regularly! It was hysterical to watch, sorry for laughing so loudly at your expense. It was Priceless Podcast Gold ! 😂😂😂🍾🥂❤❤❤
@eligourdie7541 Жыл бұрын
I watched Red, White & Royal Blue when it came out and thought it was a wonderful film. I totally agree with William in that had it been around when I was in my late teens when I was "discovering" myself and my sexuality, it would have been a huge game changer. I have up to now (15/08) a mere 4 days after it's launch, watched the film 5 times and still find it heart warming and wonderful. Kudos to Amazon for producing something so good. I am sorry to hear that a lot of your work with courtseys and bows was cut, William. Never the less I am glad to hear that you enjoyed the film and working on it. I hope they make a sequal.
@lucigaldino Жыл бұрын
Thanks Melissa for presenting me here in Brazil this amazing podcast with one of the most weirdo story ever 😖
@lucigaldino Жыл бұрын
Btw I'm loving the podcast so much 😂❤
@suzi-c Жыл бұрын
This is hands down the best episode yet 👏👏👏🤣
@javierlara387 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered this podcast. Love it. They both have great voices and I have enjoyed everything I've heard so far.
@morgarthe8120 Жыл бұрын
The more often i watch this, the better it gets. This episode is hilarious.
@luciaguarino3465 Жыл бұрын
Poor Jordan he ended the show so dejected 😢 😂 😂
@BB-or8gi Жыл бұрын
I’m with William on the bathrooms. You don’t scream when you go to the forest and see a tree.
@TheYGOArmy Жыл бұрын
If this story doesnt go Viral for being tje funniest thing I have ever heard I dont know what.. Gentlemen that story alone has earned a subscribe from this first time watcher
@heyysimone5 ай бұрын
"It's not Chekov" "Jack-off?" 😂😂😂 I havent laughed this much in a long time
@NunyaBizzBich Жыл бұрын
Instagram brought me here😭 im so intrigued yet grossed out😅
@edwardcorby462 Жыл бұрын
Jordan's reaction reminded me of Brad Pitts at the end of Seven. Which only made it that much funnier!!! This will be hard to top.😂
@edwardcorby462 Жыл бұрын
What's in the box!! What?? What???
@theabraham8164 Жыл бұрын
I've heard this story many times over the years in many iterations. I think it may be an urban legend.
@alizendir Жыл бұрын
Now that you've mentioned it, I think you're right; I've heard a version of this story before when I was in school.
@olgakasperek1739 Жыл бұрын
Melissa.. I came from Facebook to hear the ending 😩🤣 you finished everybody
@SergioCosta-zf9zy9 ай бұрын
I saved part of this and used it as a ringtone for my ex. So now ever time she calls, my phone goes OH NOOOOO IT GETS WORSE 😂😂😂😂
@kt1264 Жыл бұрын
Melissa... girl... oh no... I can't believe you did that AND shared it 🤣🤣
@mauricewaque7041 Жыл бұрын
Gawd.... poor Jordan 😅😅😅 loved Williams whine of terror....😂😂😂😂
@MousebratCSАй бұрын
Melissa has become an immortal legend among the G&Divas. This episode will never not make you laugh over the roller coaster of emotions they put the guys through. Standing ovation.
@peterww3106 Жыл бұрын
A couple of these podcasts have popped up and I thought Hmm yeh. S’ok. And then Melissa appeared. Oh dear god. That’s a sub right there!😂
@Chaychay500 Жыл бұрын
This will definitely go down as one of the best episodes this lot has ever put out
@therealfrddy Жыл бұрын
My curiosity, like Melissa, helped me bring me to an exciting new experience!!😭😭, just subscribed!!!!
@taromilktea48346 ай бұрын
The delivery of Melissa’s story… I laughed so freaking loud 😂😂😂
@krystelcolon857 Жыл бұрын
They’re gonna need therapy after this episode. 😂😂😂
@averylfong48432 ай бұрын
I'm like a year late to this episode but I can 100% attest to James Hoffmann's french press/cafetiere method that William mentioned. What it does is let the sediment (and all those super fine muddy bits that get missed by the metal filter) settle, and the coffee grounds sort of filter themselves cause you pour only the clear bit on top. It sounds like faff but it isn't, you can set it and forget it for about 4 minutes, stir the crust, and wander around until you come back to scoop off the foam and strain it into your cup. It's like 10 minutes total but a very "dump coffee, dump water in" sort of brew. Alternatively, get a little plastic Aeropress. A bit more involved prepping but brew time's about 2 minutes and the coffee's usually great.
@rjgd4626 Жыл бұрын
"trust me, cameron. Weve had far worse than strangers wanking on beds on here" famous last word! 🤣
@patrickkelley27358 ай бұрын
I am forever scarred by that last question. I can't. WTF!
@naijalola Жыл бұрын
There is not enough therapy in the world 🫥
@AliWade1971 Жыл бұрын
Watching this early in the morning (can't get back to sleep). Remind me not to listen to the podcast whilst driving or in public at all. I am crying 😂
@tiawainwright2894 Жыл бұрын
Quick tip for kettle de-scaling, just cut a lemon in half, Chuck it in the kettle and boil it twice. Job done. Rinse your kettle twice, you're good to go!
@jdinnen1 Жыл бұрын
I am pretty desensitized to shit on the internet but my God. I have to believe that was a troll because if that's true then it just made the world a little darker.
@livingcreatively111 ай бұрын
You guys need to have a shout out to Melissa and thank her for your new subscribers. I too came here to listen to melissas delima. 😂😂😂
@mrsphatsakk42011 ай бұрын
Melissa and her mums shoebox brought me here 😂
@samtrue3 Жыл бұрын
I love the double entandres
@MaggieSmith-pi1dc Жыл бұрын
And the single entendres 😮
@PurpleMoon3111 ай бұрын
I am coming here from Charlotte Dobre's podcast video. It is enjoyable. I was gagging when I heard Melissa's story completely. It is beyond anyone's wildest imagination.
@unsafe_at_any_speed Жыл бұрын
The last time I laughed this hard at a story was the Armageddon mouse!
@JordanNorth-i3h7 ай бұрын
Wow! Crying my eyes out at Melissa’s letter. After 44:30 - amazing. Had to share with everyone. Jesus! Oh and I’m in love with Jordan.
@jonf56810 ай бұрын
I saw this episode due to the final episode that just aired. I think the new title of this episode should be "like mother, like daughter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vickigarner733111 ай бұрын
Who's the guy laughing in the back ground, I love his laugh and voice. .can we see him please ❤
@kerryjones150811 ай бұрын
Producer Ben .
@SUPERSTUDIO17 Жыл бұрын
Not the SpecSaver episode DRAG LMAO XD XD it really wasnt that bad. Dont worry about the haters!
@Semtx55210 күн бұрын
That shoebox could have a label "family memorabilia", and still be correct.
@SóniaCarvalho-z4e Жыл бұрын
Melissa episode brought me 😮this great and hilarious podcast...I haven't laughed so hard for quite a long time😂😂 subscribed..
@rachelmartin6212 Жыл бұрын
Trying to watch this on the commute and crying on the train 😂
@JamesTaylor-je6es Жыл бұрын
This is doing the rounds on WhatsApp had to look it up. Absolutely hilarious 😅
@Sazzzaaaa Жыл бұрын
I have never had a video that’s made me get out of my seat …, today was the day that I not only left my seat but took my headphones off. C
@punisherpr Жыл бұрын
Not the worst I’ve heard of the Clone-a-willy rabbit hole a lot, some people need help😂😂😂😂😂
@MrCaptaincoffee4 ай бұрын
you don't ever go poking in your parents bedroom unless you want to be scarred for life.
@SheilaEnglish2 Жыл бұрын
Having already heard the disgusting story at the end on the podcast, I muted it here and just enjoyed the expressions on William and Jordan’s faces
@Joker66623 Жыл бұрын
Damnnnnnnnnn. That household will never be the same again.
@tinyplanet_360 Жыл бұрын
This is it we’ve peaked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fuck me that had me crying
@eloisemturner2289 Жыл бұрын
Tiktok brought me herr
@sophieg840 Жыл бұрын
Yup, had to find out what they come up with as advice 😅 never felt so much second hand embarrassment in my life! 😂
@billharker54249 ай бұрын
It was a great movie 🎉🎉 cheers!
@emmaevans22539 ай бұрын
"What's in the box? Whhhaaaaatt?"
@roberths7282Ай бұрын
In Italy it’s kind of expected that as a guest you pay for your place at the wedding by putting money in a card….the surprise on my friend’s mother’s face when I gifted her son and his new wife a tea pot!
@sophieg840 Жыл бұрын
I'm so used to limescale that filtered tea from a fresh clean kettle doesn't taste right 😂
@gregmackenzie747 Жыл бұрын
William and James Hoffmann on the one podcast😂 Love it. In Benidorm, ask for Cortado. Other countries do good coffee as standard!
@LeedsHypnotherapist Жыл бұрын
I was in Spain in July and the AirBnB didn't have aircon. It was horrendous. Barely slept and came back more tired than when I arrived. You're just sweating day and night without it. Last time I'll book and not check properly
@karengibson8998 Жыл бұрын
Poor girl opened Pandoras box. No going back
@leannechapaz Жыл бұрын
I am absolutely lost for words! Im traumatised
@Kbombakat Жыл бұрын
I think Melissa should just get another clone a Willy kit and clone her mums B.O.B. Mum & Dad need not know!! 😂😂😂
@riehessel5409 Жыл бұрын
What the hell I need to go back and watch that film 😮
@pman291611 ай бұрын
Erm, melissa mums family memorabilia could have been by the mail man..😂
@jasontotalwar Жыл бұрын
my wife just remarked that Melisa's are a whole other breed of women 🤣
@ZakanaHachihaCBC Жыл бұрын
The fact it gets *worse* with the context this provides
@SheilaEnglish2 Жыл бұрын
Are we ever going to see Diego? I want to see him in his pink sweater 😊
@TheSharona10 Жыл бұрын
No amount of washing could make me use that… no just. No
@eduardopatraca3272 Жыл бұрын
47::05 They say a father should be the yardstick by which a daughter measures all other men in her life against XD
@LadyMercyisnothome Жыл бұрын
William worked on RWRB?! It's my second favorite book (first is Mary Poppins, obviously) and one of my favorite movies (first are Mary Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns, obviously).
@PhilGahan Жыл бұрын
Melissa walked off like John Wayne
@heatherwood2969 Жыл бұрын
Best one yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@clarebell4131 Жыл бұрын
I watched Red, White and Royal Blue...loved it! ❤🤍💙
@HSNBRGGaming9 ай бұрын
I was kind of surprised by Melissa’s letter 😗
@TheCheekemonkie3 ай бұрын
Tipped ot over the edge me lids
@rattlesnakz971628 күн бұрын
Jordans gone propper soft now, "oh i cant even imagine" at likescale in a kettle haha 😂 av a bit of brick dust and plasterboard in there haha
@paulineoxley-vh5ww6 ай бұрын
I live strong tea like builder's tea but weak coffee xx
@samanthabaines3578 Жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who still drank Dubonnet!😂
@bikara0 Жыл бұрын
44:14 😂😂
@vc647811 ай бұрын
Completely agree, use the men’s if you need, but don’t act like you are a victim when a man is in there using the facilities. Ridiculous.
@helenga666 Жыл бұрын
Please is there a link to the short version. I need to share it