Helping a Disney Princess Arsonist Commit Arson in Lil' Guardsman

Probably the most entertaining round in Lil' Guardsman with singing of crimes and intention to burn things plus the outcome for doing the worst thing possible by enabling Chloe's pyromaniac tendencies.
If you want a 4-star just use the X-ray, confiscate the blowtorch, and then deny.
0:00 It's become a musical
1:02 Taking a dark turn
1:57 Singing about crimes
2:43 X-ray
3:13 Giving back her blowtorch and admitting her into the city
3:56 Aftermath
Lil' Guardsman can be purchased at store.steampowered.com/app/19...
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[@killeing]

I freaking love whoever made a psychopathic version of Belle >XD

[@blueovni764]

she's a fusion of cinderella and belle.

[@killeing]

@@blueovni764 I don't care what fusion she is, I'm just overjoyed someone made a psycho Disney knockoff XD

[@blueovni764]

@@killeing AND I don't care if you care or not im just correcting the fact you can't see she have cinderella attire!

[@killeing]

@@blueovni764 wearing an apron doesn't instantly make it Cinderella attire XD

[@shaymin123able]

​@@blueovni764oh... Cinder....

[@kylerivera3470]

Fun fact: if you interrogate her a third time, she will offer you a bag of gold to let her in immediately. She says it has 50 gold. It sells for 15.

[@CrankyTemplar]

It turns out singing about being a thief means she's not trustworthy.

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Thank you, I was morbidly curious what whould happen if she was let in.

[@CrankyTemplar]

I was expecting more fires but it was still fun to try.

[@philiphendrikse5039]

If you call Stryker she says she doesn't like people talking about her in whispers. And then she throws a molatof into the guard house killing Lil

[@CrankyTemplar]

That happens whoever you call although they have different comments.

[@maokai09]

Good to know

[@ximec.r.2643]

Yeah, found out the hard way. I had just used both the scanner and the metal detector. 😅

[@acolyte7107]

I mean…at least she’s very honest

[@maokai09]

That always has to count for something

[@Someone-dy5ui]

Imagine if after that decision Chloe would become an actual ever present terror killing some characters, sabotaging some events, regularly setting background buildings on fire and crossing them off on Lil's map one by one. Or crazier yet, if there was a secret ending where Lil actually befriends Chloe and becomes her partner in crime. Edit: maybe that's what happened in the game's intro? But hey, what do I know, it's just a theory. An anti-dream theory, nonetheless.

[@CrankyTemplar]

If only. If you sell the flamethrower to Garby he'll sell it back at the end of Level 8 for super cheap as it's needed to give to the balloon guy to make him worth drafting in Level 9.

[@Someone-dy5ui]

​@@CrankyTemplarbut if you don't take the [- BLOWTORCH -], which is very plausible since most people decide that out of place lyrics are a pretty sufficient proof and any further interegations would be just a waste of crystals, that option is off anyways. And in fact, in this hypothetical route, Lil could probably ask Chloe for Fossie under the excuse of twisted "sharing is caring" lesson.

[@Sifya]

I cannot stop to listen this song! Help!!😅

[@CloudySkyAvp]

FR, AM OBESSEED

[@VictorGaminginf]

Same

[@CB-L]

*Thankfully, no drunks were harmed.* _Yikes._

[@gracekim25]

Oh gosh I was too scared to let her in but she has a awesome voice ❤ whoever decided to do a insane version of belle is amazing 😂

[@LooneyTunerIan]

I guess with Disney's gone Dismal, it had to take its toll somehow. I guess this was it.

[@tormuse2916]

This is hilarious! :D What is this? "Papers, Please" Disney edition? :P I like how "Chloe" is a parody of Belle from "Beauty and the Beast," and they clearly put a lot of effort into the song just for this bit. :)

[@CrankyTemplar]

No, this is the only character you have to vet that sings and it's just for the Disney princess bit. There's a number of other characters you vet that are also pretty hilarious. I'd definitely recommend this game. I'm still testing some stuff to compile the game overs but hopefully I can get that up soon-ish.

[@tormuse2916]

@@CrankyTemplar That just makes the quality of the music and singing all the more impressive. They really put their all into this gag. :)

[@lolofriend4701]

​@@CrankyTemplarthe crippled goblin at the very end is my favorite 😭😭😭 the turn was so funny

[@marlinjohnson9347]

I only heard her sing for one second, and it led me to two things, one; she’s very insecure or two; she could be a psychopath. Even with the blood on her clothes, I think it’s both.

[@fatihmika9559]

We need Stabitha Grieves and Chloe to meet each other

[@cubefromblender]

I feel like Chloe is the only chaotic evil character in there

[@SuperDooperGacha]

I WANT THIS ON Spotify

[@Cloudiidoessh-t]

Chloe's vocals>>>

[@mysecretcircle]

Most interesting character in the game. Too bad she never shows up again even if you let her in the Sprawl. Well, she didn't show up again in my play through.

[@Ishtarru]

So like a comedic, fantasy-themed Papers Please? Don’t mind if I do!

[@M4aike]

AU REVOIR

[@arfahkhan5250]

1:57 my fav part lmao 😂

[@thevvvvv]

i can't get this song out of my head

[@missplayer30]

I miss this type of singing in Disney movies. Even in a game with a knock off Disney princess and knock off Alan Menken music, it sounds so much better than modern Disney songs (Moana, Encanto and especially Wish songs are too modern and and too pop, I hardly feel anything after listening to it).

[@rubentherascal7360]

Since when was Moana considered modern

[@gracekim25]

what is the point of doing these dumb comparisons? also the word is parody, not 'knock-off'. you must very old fashioned and closed minded to say that🤦‍♀ also not the genre of of those movies isn't 'pop', you need to research before commenting instead of lying like that. also respect other cultures please instead of calling all the music 'pop' when it's not, cuz you are a jerk right now

[@bluebay1031]

@@rubentherascal7360 They’re conflating modern music in general with just a lack of a classical sound (aka a lot of string instruments and orchestra tones). It’s a weird complaint people are having nowadays 😒

[@dawnydawny123]

@@rubentherascal7360 moana is def modern

[@maokai09]

Thank you. Wanted to see the results.

[@ximec.r.2643]

I sprayed her with the truth perfume, turns out she's very resentful towards her parents because they didn't support her when she said she wanted to be in theater. She's truly interesting and a joy to watch despite her everything xD

[@Your_Dogs_life]

the singing!!!!

[@Mr.happy689]

She is my spirit animal 😁

[@TordParker2.0]

Relatable.

[@BartekPll]

Piosenka jest świetna

[@PyunPyunVA]

What's the name of her ost? I wanna cover her song xD

[@CrankyTemplar]

I'm not actually sure - I didn't realize the soundtrack was available on Steam to purchase.

[@darknessblades]

If you use the truth spray she speaks her inner dialogue.

[@blaster915]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@hyttaiyng]

Top teir!1!1!1 so msuical!1!1! [this is a joke comment, please give me likes or I’m breaking into your home]

[@gracekim25]

You might want to block @blueovni764 and @missplayer30 for ruining a thread with immaturity and annoying comparisons😅