Here Comes Science bumpers

[@mankindsalien]

i'm way too old for these why am i laughing so hard

[@mintakamothkind]

Man, I can't believe they haven't professionally voice acted more often, and I wish they did, I love their line delivery in these. And they play so well off each other. Makes sense that they've been making music together for so long.

[@emmadubbayou]

I was thinking the same thing! linnell especially seems to have a natural talent for it, his line delivery and comedic timing are so genuine and really enjoyable! God forbid if the johns ever get tired of music, they should become voice actors

[@RakoonCD]

@@emmadubbayou They acted in Home Movies (animated show)

[@floridaflamingogirl3119]

I want them to voice insane wizards in a Disney movie.

[@georgekelly567]

@@floridaflamingogirl3119 I think Flans would make a great insane wizard voice tbh

[@floridaflamingogirl3119]

@@georgekelly567 HE WOULD. I can absolutely hear him screaming spells at a cauldron.

[@goodmorningbrainrot]

whenever my fixation on the here comes science johns comes back i will be forever thankful that i have this video

[@goodmorningbrainrot]

6000 WARLOCK SKULL POWER RINGS! IM A GOD!!

[@kat_draws__]

They should honestly do voice acting as a side job, they’re both so talented. Their rich man impressions was DEFINITELY my favorite one. 😭😭🧡💜

[@InformationEMG]

They did that in the movie Coraline (well, only Linnell at least)

[@whydoweneedhandlesYT]

the science johns are married

[@hiimivan]

EXACTLY

[@PawTime3]

the husbands

[@thequeenofnanobots]

ur so real for that

[@Dmitri_Paste_Petrovich]

Both science John's are naked and covered in oil, who's winning the twerk-off

[@puppetloser]

Dude what..😰

[@PufftasticJames4]

Man, John and Flans are good at voice acting. They should do it more often.

[@daisychannel2002]

John and Flans

[@daisychannel2002]

I love how they both switch between straight man and funny man, it’s great

[@daisychannel2002]

also THEY GAVE LINNELL HIS CROOKED TEETH HHEJSKSHE I LOVE THEM

[@chalkothereal736]

OK BUT. this for real for real its so funny to me. i try really hard to not portray either of them as like, the striaght man or the funny man strictly bc honeslty i think they just pass around the braincell between them and its jsut. its wonderful AUGHHH. i get why some people woudl think linnell is the weirdo though he did kinda get his ass kicked in wdtsrs but. theyre both mentally ill......sorry i didnt mean that. theyre wonderful

[@chalkothereal736]

also. i ready striaght man and fully expected a different comment entirely. yaoi loses today, thank god

[@swimteampie33331]

​@chalkothereal736 i would feel the need to congratulate you for having taste because of your icon, but that isn't surprising at all since this is literally a they might be giants video

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

For some weird reason unlike the other two albums/videos that TMBG and Walt Disney Company Records have collaborated on between 2005 and 2009, there's no end credits (just the copyright stamp) nor a final animation where Flansburgh and Linnell sign off and thank everybody for watching the album's video counterpart.

[@computerfighter2000]

the silliest goobers

[@floridaflamingogirl3119]

John Linnell's old timey voice is iconic

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4867]

you’re doing gods work

[@jadsi]

Ikr

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

1:07 TALLY HALL REFERENCE!?!? 😱

[@UnflappedFlea]

i wish they were real

[@daisychannel2002]

Who’s gonna tell them

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

4:18 Flansburgh: Well you laughed Linnell: No I didn't. Flansburgh: Yes you did. Linnell: No I did not (awkward silence) Flansburgh: No. Cue the next song. You DEFINITELY laughed. (music video for "Photosynthesis" starts up)

[@ofwgktadgafls]

The nostalgia! I would always watch these as a kid :)

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

What exact videogame is Flansburgh playing in the “Computer Assistant Design” Intro when he tells Linnell he got 5000 warlock skull power rings

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

Linnell: Apes and humans have the same great great great great great great great great great great... (shows footage of clocks and hourglasses as Linnell keeps yelling "great" for several hours) (cuts back to Linnell) Linnell: great great great great great great great great great great grandparents

[@SageGrim]

I LOVE THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

[@sailorrsaturn5274]

this was my favorite movie as a kid and i can't find it to watch anywhere so this is close enough for me lollll

[@StarcolliderYT]

Without those crayon-y Johns, I won't get the profile picture of their YT kids channel.

[@robrice7246]

2:02/3:12 John tell me and my friends a story.

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

In the Computer Assistant Design intro What exact Videogame is Flansburgh playing when he tells Linnell he's up to 5000-6000 warlock skull power rings

[@nicholasparker.970]

3:59 *_Linnell was shocked about how unfunny Flans’s joke was._*

[@connorhorton6478]

0:00​ Intro 0:25​ I Am A Paleontologist 0:52​ The Bloodmobile 1:02​ Electric Car 1:26​ My Brother the Ape 2:01​ How Many Planets 3:11​ Roy G Biv 3:46​ Photosynthesis 4:27​ Speed and Velocity 4:49​ Computer Assisted Design 5:38​ Here Comes Science

[@silly_billy_puppet]

RAHHH!!! i love them so much :]

[@jaredallenramos4715]

0:54 john LinneLL is a vampire

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

No that's JL in a tuxedo. In The Bloodmobile intro, he tells Flansburgh that he had to go to the laundry cleaners to get his yellow lab coat washed before said song plays

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

@paysonsmith64 thunder and lightning SFX intensifies

[@mariekuelbs9347]

Heck yeah I love this duo

[@jaredallenramos4715]

4:40 fLans goT pissed aT him

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

Linnen is lying for one of those statements Flansburgh is his brother because they're both named John

[@daisychannel2002]

…who’s gonna tell them 😭

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

Here Comes Science transcript FBI Warning Disney Sound logo DVD Menu 01. theme song fades in to Johns at the laboratory Flansburgh and Linnell: HELLOOOOOOO Flansburgh: My name is John Linnell: and my name is John too, and we are They Might Be Giants. Flansburgh: And we'd like to welcome you to Here Comes Science being animated from our musical laboratory. (Linnell dashes off) Flansburgh: At one point in time, as the philosopher Rudolph Carniff once so clearly said: (curtains of the lab go up to reveal Lineell at a stage podium) Linnell: (clears throat) "Science is a system of statements based on direct experiences and controlled by experimental verifications." Flansburgh: Or as we say "Science is REAL" 02. Science is Real 03. Meet the Elements (fades to city skyline, pans down to Flans and Linnell wearing sun hats, Linnell walks into frame as this happens) Flansburgh: This next song is called "I Am A Paleontologisy" and it's wiritten, performed by and about our friend and bass player Danny Weinkauf who likes to pretend that he is one. Linnell: "Paleontology' is a great big fancy word used for the study of prehistoric life. (thunderstorms SFX, fade to black cuts to them inserting megaphones into their mouths) Flansburgh: Fossils Linnell: Dinosaur bones Flansburgh: Evolution Linnell: Mass extinction Flansburgh: Stratigraphy Linnell: Taxonomy Flansbrugh: Mass extinction Linnell: Dinosaur bones Flansburgh and Linnell: Evolution (their voices start to tire out) Flansburgh: Fossils Linnell: Dinosaur bones. Flansburgh: Taxonomy Linnell: MORE dinosaur bones. (they start to get exhausted) Flansburgh: Bones Linnell: Fossils Flansburgh: (tired out) Stratigraphy 04. I Am A Paleontologist (fade in to Flans and Lineell walking up to each other, Linnell's yellow lab coat is missing) Flansburgh: Hey John L. Linnell: Oh hi John F. Flansburgh: Why aren't you wearing your lab coat? Linnell: Oh! Uh, it's at the, uhhhhh, it's at the cleaners. This next song is called The Bloodmobile. 05. The Bloodmobile (from Venue Songs 2004/05) animated by Divya Srinivasan www.pupae.com (fades in to Flans walking outside) Flansburgh: You know, these days as another decade winds down I think EVERYBODY is a bit concerned about the future of our worlds and environments and what we can all do to be a little bit greener) (Linnell pops up tie-dying his skin color green) Linnell: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?! Flansburgh: Linnell! Green doesn't mean of the color, it ACTUALLY means that it's a behavior adjustment that helps out the Earth. Doingthings like turning off lights, recycling and driving- Linnell: (interupts0 Electric cars? Flansburgh: Exactly. (notices John L. is still green) Hey Linnell, is that color ever gonna wash off? Linnell: What color? 06. Electric Car with Robin Goldwasser, animated by Tiny Inventions (fades in to Linnell and Flansburgh wearing a monkey costume) Linnell: This next song is called "My Brother the Ape" Flansburgh: (imitates monkey/ape) OOK! OOK! Linnell: This is NOT my brother (Linnell is lying. Flans is his brother because they're both named John) Flansburgh: OOK! Linnell: nor a REAL LIFE ape. Flansburgh: OOK!!! OOK!!! OOOOOOK!!!! Linnell: But we really are ALL related to apes and every other living thing in the world because of evolution. At one example in time, both apes and humans have the same great great great great great great great great great great... (dissolves to shows footage of clocks and hourglasses as Linnell keeps yelling "great" for several hours) (cuts back to Linnell) Linnell: great great great great great great great great great great grandparents (awkward silence, Linnell toys to pull off Flansburgh's ape mas) Flansburgh: Huh? 07. My Brother the Ape 08. What is a Shooting Star? (2000) (fades in to outside, pans down on Flans and Linnell wearing 60s style outfits and British accents) Flansburgh: LINNELL! Tell me a story! Linnell: No! NO! Flansburgh: Tell me about the olden times Linnell: No Flans! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT! Don't make me talk about the past! It's too PAINFUL! Flansburgh: TELL ME A STORY JOHN!!! Linnell: OH! OH! OKAY! (the color scheme changes to a 1940s technicolor movie) Linnell: In olden times, people would remember the order of the planets with THIS simple saying "My very educated mother just served us 9 pizzas' but THEN in 2006, Pluto lost its status as a planet! On Thursday August 24th, the International Astrological Unicons declaimed "Because of its size and arabit orbit, Pluto is ONLY a dwarf planet like Ceres which is an object in the asteroid belts between Mars and Jupiter. So THESE DAYS we say "My very educated mother just served us NOTHING!" and we unfortunately can NO LONGER enjoy the delicious taste of mother nature's own cooked Pluto. :( 09. How Many Planets? (and a bunch of other stuff) animated by Colourmovie 10. Why Does the Sun Shine? The Sun is a Mass of Incondesent Gas (1993) 11. Why Does the Sun REALLY Shine? The Sun is a Miasma of Incondesent Plasma (the same scene from earlier plays with different dialog) Flansburgh: LINNELL! Tell us another story! Well you laughed Linnell: No I didn't. Flansburgh: Yes you did. Linnell: No I did not (awkward silence) Flansburgh: No. Cue the next song. You DEFINITELY laughed. (music video for "Photosynthesis" starts up) 14. Photosynthesis 15. Cells (fades in to Flansburgh and Linnell wearing superhero outfits. Flans speeds in first) Flansburgh: Greetings citizens! No need to fear! Super Speed is here!!! (superhero music plays, but is abruptly ended and slowed down as Linnell shows up) Linnell: and I...am Velocity Guy. Flansburgh: LINNELL! Hey man! You're ripping my powers off!

[@laslalal8451]

2:06 Me to my brain whenever I’m trying to sleep

[@rosapayne5660]

I ❤️ John and John!!

[@sockworks]

god i love coming back to this

[@hikaritheninth]

my fucking childhood

[@violetaramos8523]

4:41 FLans is so pissed aT him

[@PanHoover882]

3:16 I never understood what he said there

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

Flansburgh said “Please regail us with another story!”

[@thegreatkompass]

4:49 didn’t know Flansburgh was a gamer

[@EwanMajko]

I think they can team up with the Walt Disney Company again to make a social studies one next using these animated Johns bumpers Also like the science one in addition to newer songs, they should include and re-record a few of their archival songs on the subject: Canajoharie Destroying The Past?! The Edison Museum (off the No! album) Istanbul (Not Constantinople) (from Flood) with Miller Time at the beginning and the instrumental jam session at the end when the play this song in concert Historical Landmarks James Knox Polk (the rock version with the electric guitars and for the music video put the confetti cannons shooting and confetti falling graphics on the line "Louis Cast, a general and expansionist" like they do it performing the song live) Meet James Ensor The Mesopotamians (off The Else) Tippecanoe & Tyler Too Dinner Bell (off Apollo 18) South Carolina (off State Songs Hello EP) For Science (off She Was A Hotel Detective EP) James K. Polk (Original Version) (off Istanbul Not Constantinople EP) They would also might have to rewrite the lyrics on a few since the some songs have swear word in it and the Walt Disney Company would never allow that on a kids album especially if it's one from an alternative rock & roll band with 2 Grammy Awards wins.

[@plainiack_arts4076]

Nice

[@SomeGuy-vg5ns]

Where's the now it's time to go credits? I remember there being a clip of a bumper that I haven't seen anywhere else. I depicted to two Johns arguing about something. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about

[@vinnyoz4709]

that is from the podcast! i think it was the last episode! if you look up “an hour of puppet johns” on here it should be the last clip :-)

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

Why can't they team up with Disney to make a social studies one next using these animated Johns bumpers Also like the science one in addition to newer songs, they should include and re-record a few of their archival songs on the subject: Canajoharie Destroying The Past?! The Edison Museum (off the No! album) Istanbul (Not Constantinople) (from Flood) with Miller Time at the beginning and the instrumental jam session at the end when the play this song in concert Historical Landmarks James Knox Polk (the rock version with the electric guitars and for the music video put the confetti cannons shooting and confetti falling graphics on the line "Louis Cast, a general and expansionist" like they do it performing the song live) Meet James Ensor The Mesopotamians (off The Else) Purple Toupee (off the Lincoln album) Tesla Tippecanoe & Tyler Too They would also might have to rewrite the lyrics on a few since the Mesopotamians song has a swear word in it and Disney would never allow that on a kids album especially if it's one from an alternative rock & roll band with 2 Grammy Awards wins

[@tompurnell4545]

OLD SCHOOL 2009 And TOO MUCH BIMEYS And Very Ocwird

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

do the here comes the 123s bumpers next

[@bluef00t86]

I don't actually own that one, but if I ever come across it I'll have to do the same!

[@berrypepperroni7708]

5:38 for people who came here cus of dinn3rbell's TMBG silly moments compilations

[@marcuscheng2507]

My favorite one!!!! 2:02

[@thelump8519]

His ptsd

[@nfbvacsbtn]

the character design kind of reminds me of UPA style

[@lapinpuff]

Kawaii for no reason

[@daisychannel2002]

I think you are correct yes

[@MAPFD-y4h]

TMBG in 2009👆

[@helix2331]

*_O O K_*

[@davie5045]

🦍

[@claudiairokawa4558]

JHO

[@daisychannel2002]

ん

[@claudiairokawa4558]

😂💯❤️🥇🇺🇸🥰😍😊😘

[@stancowski2687]

Oh my god nostalgia