Here's Why You Don't Get Legal Advice from TikTok

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

"i work on the docks" and "my boss is a lawyer!" ahh yes....one of those fancy dock lawyers!

[@robertkline1652]

I’m doing 5-7 years hard time because my fancy dock lawyer advised me on a parking violation……and he was highly recommended as a top legal mind

[@alisong2328]

Maybe he works on the lawyer's yacht! 🛥️ 😅

[@leese.23]

Is that anything like Jim Gaffigan's doctor lawyer?

[@limner123]

New meaning to “Maritime Law”

[@geliebtemuzik]

@@robertkline1652 You got 5 to 7 over a parking violation? What was the OTHER thing, like the drugs in the car? NOBODY gets 5 to 7 over traffic or parking violations... What gives? Plus, you got KZbin in hard time?

[@41Vega]

First time hearing….”PUT THE TACO DOWN” 😂

[@munchez4410]

Ban assault tacos 🌮

[@bluecoffee8414]

"Drop the taco! Drop the taco! You don't need to do this! Let me help you!"

[@Noah-z8s7k]

“Once you go taco you never go baco” - sausage party

[@Skippyflapjacks]

Hands off the taco, paco

[@Ren505nm]

"Look at the taco" CRUNCH " . Scary movie 3.😅

[@maxheadroom4659]

"any alcohol or drugs tonight?" "No thank you, I'm full."

[@stevecampbell1308]

Only one ? Was it a 32 gallon keg by chance ?

[@brandyeduncan7285]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jakebennett4642]

Lmao

[@money2dope323]

lmaoooo

[@VENENOSEASON]

He mogged the male cop though.

[@RoboNurse84]

Here’s some life advice: if you’re talking to a police officer and they start to put on gloves, stop and think about what you’re doing/saying. Make a voluntary attitudinal adjustment before the ground makes one for you.

[@gi7892]

I love the line "you're going to lose your job if you touch me". The majority of cases where the officer loses their job (that we hear about) is because the individual ended up dead. Either way following directions seems to be the best path to take.

[@rochellgastile4331]

Good advice

[@trouty7947]

That's some good life advice 😂 I don't think I've seen one of these videos where the gloves come out and they didn't go hands on soon after

[@GhostDrummer]

I was a correctional deputy for years. One of the deputies I loved working with was an old timer who the inmates labeled Sgt Death. It seems that while he was much younger and a Sgt, he had this ability to know when there was going to be an inmate suicide on his watch. He was accurate 90% of the time. Well, when I got to work with him, he was close to 25 years in on the job and had dropped to part time. Anytime he was my partner and the sh!t was going to go sideways, he would calmly take his watch and glasses off and tuck them in his pocket. Anytime an inmate saw his do that, they would tell whoever was causing the issues to chill out because Sgt Death just entered the fight. Nine times out of ten, that would work to calm the situation down…unfortunately there was that 10th time when we had to go hands on to resolve the situation.

[@rossi5839]

In his defense, those crunchy tacos need to be eaten as soon as possible, no matter the circumstances😮😎

[@Judge3366]

Bruh I thought I was the only one thinking that when I watched this😂😂😂😂

[@dank9288639]

This is 100% true

[@rocketcityfourxfour]

that's why I go with soft tacos. I can get through a couple traffic stops and they still taste delicious!

[@ParishArmstead1680]

@@Judge3366greedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too

[@mamal4385]

That is a fact!!😂

[@robertsmall1657]

“I know my rights” says every person ever who does NOT know their rights.

[@joshwood3706]

I’m gonna say that till that day I die lmfaoo

[@michaeldowson6988]

Rights are an illusion. They choose to take them away as it pleases them.

[@91prostreetstang]

If I had a penny for every time some turd told me they knew their rights!!!

[@williambiggs9752]

Fact. It’s a given if they say “I know my rights” they most definitely don’t know their rights.

[@mcliquo]

Well your saying word for word what boot lickers say so what's your point?

[@melissaa2337]

This is exactly how I talk to my small children 😂 “I need you to put the taco down because we’re having a conversation” “How many juice boxes have you had because I can smell the grapes on your breath. Yes I can. “ “I’m going to ask you one more time to be honest with me…” 😂😂😂

[@j3ttagrl420]

hahahaha!!! so good!! 🤣👏🏻

[@kenmarelove9176]

😂😂😂

[@krwiles]

I talk to my 4 year old daughter way firmer than this.

[@larrymunn5279]

This is beautiful.

[@PaperclipProphets]

@@krwiles🤣

[@JawTooth]

If anyone ever calls me while they are pulled over by the cops, I am not coming for you. Just putting that out there.

[@Ccamero123]

😅

[@catherinestewart-mm8kf]

😂😂😂

[@randihigginbotham5070]

🤣😂🤣🙌🏾🌮

[@kingslavd661]

Let me delete your number, right now.

[@ralfjones7144]

We don't care

[@brian6105]

The nonchalant taco bite will cover up the alcohol smell and make them forget. Brilliant!

[@BuyApplesSmokeWeed]

"They'll see that I'm clearly enjoying a meal and nothing more! It's fool UUURRP proof!"

[@andrews.7754]

A new definition to "Taco Smell"

[@tsundear1731]

Eating a taco mid-questioning 💀

[@Ze_Moose]

"Put the taco down!!" 😂

[@heypistolero]

Don't hate on my culture!

[@MustangGuy2000]

Taco flavored kisses - south park

[@darksoul479]

He's smart it's good to get something in your stomach before you go to jail.

[@munchez4410]

@@MustangGuy2000 wrong that was Jennifer Lopez!

[@ecrowe21]

"My liar is coming". You know what?.. I believe him.

[@80bbygrl]

😂😂

[@alaster67]

😂😂 jim carrey strikes again -- when you least expect it

[@MamaKalash]

Lol! That's what I said, too! 😂 The lieing lawyer.

[@nickmalone3143]

Bidens america

[@JRBowling1997]

​@nickmalone3143 this can happen under trump as well. Stfu

[@Kenngo1969]

His "liar" is coming. Yep. Truer words never were spoken.

[@cochip__5897]

Classic case of "I reject your reality and replace it with my own."

[@OfSoulAndSin]

Myth Busters

[@GailPatterson-y6d]

It's called a free America...

[@melissacavanaugh3073]

U nailed it my friend

[@willbracken2367]

Ahh, the ole Jedi mind trick.

[@moerocco775]

Sounds like political discourse in America. Fake news brah! 😁

[@merryhineline7781]

Eating a taco during a traffic stop was not on my bingo card.

[@mulder2400]

You can tell by the size of those big bites, he knew he got caught. He should have used the salsa their slick... lol

[@TheDigitalThreat]

how dare the cops interrupt the late night drunken taco bell run~

[@martintrj5620]

Maybe it was taco Tuesday

[@x-shift8937]

Lmaooo how do yall come up with this shhht

[@mjsteward5508]

Them Taco Bell hard shells have to be eaten before they don't taste right the next day.

[@MysticJabulon]

"I am not a criminal" Well congrats comrade, you just got promoted.

[@viper100290]

" well you WEREN'T a criminal"

[@amir4r803]

Funny...advance to the bonus round 😂🎉😂🎉

[@randihigginbotham5070]

As a member of the Coalition of Black People, I speak for all of us when I say/write… We ain’t got nothin to do with this man, his ‘liar dock boss’ and his dui. 🤣😂

[@HLJRMAI1]

I feel like he's hispanic though🤔 idk maybe I'm drunk too

[@trusttheprocess5618]

I hate to admit I laughed way to hard when he said “you treat me like the black people”. Absolutely CRAZY 🤣🤣

[@Cleric_al]

They really think they came over here to be white and better than black folk. APRIL FOOLS I hope trump lock em all up

[@PranaChi369]

😂😂😂

[@nickpolizzi5897]

Like the George Kirbies, I can not breathing.

[@rizzorizzo2311]

@@nickpolizzi5897😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyssedbyfyre915]

The irony is that HE was the ONLY one acting like ANYTHING....🥴...had he complied, he wouldn't have had to taste pavement 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@mleh2512]

Something about his pronunciation of ‘my lawyer’ as ‘my liar’ makes absolute sense here.

[@keeper6458]

Yes lol

[@josmclove4426]

😂😂😂

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MT_1970]

🤣

[@kingcowboys2425]

😂😂😂

[@23mrcash]

If you say “no” enough time the police officers have to leave.

[@josiechaney9010]

😄

[@johnferry7778]

It’s the law.

[@leonaero8]

😂

[@alexanderengbrocks4986]

maybe he's husband of consuela from family guy

[@stardestroyeruk7025]

its just like when you are arrested and in cuffs...if you say "IM NOT UNDER ARREST!" enough times the police will uncuff you and youre free to go

[@TheRealCalypso]

I’ve never seen this officers face, but I know her voice cause she’s always super polite to really stubborn drunks

[@tloortagus2394]

I'm trying so hard to find out where I've heard her from also.....

[@Ooh_PieceOfCandy]

Getting arrested hurts a lot less when you don't resist. It's amazing how many people don't understand that.

[@blackbettyboo5039]

We aren't in Nazis Germany.

[@80bbygrl]

I've been arrested. I was as nice as can be, and shockingly, they were super kind in return. Who would have thought, right? Lol This cop was being way too nice and motherly to him.

[@manualblinking7456]

But.. my emotions.. surely they will help me manipulate my way out of it this time.. people are so disappointing

[@daffynobody420]

Its like they think if they say "no" enough or whine enough, that the cops will just be like "this guy really doesnt want to go to jail, so im going to just let him go and also fuck my job over in the process"

[@dannibble]

​@@80bbygrl They're trying to avoid escalation while back up arrives.

[@annfranknthatic]

Consumption of Taco Bell is an indicator in most states of alcohol consumption, rookie mistake. Should have gotten chick fil a

[@Zeaiclies]

🤭🤣🍻

[@sueb2220]

😂😂😂 over here in Australia it’s the kebab that’s the sure fire sign of a good night out.

[@larryhamblin9947]

😂

[@michaelmoran2125]

Too poor to avoid the dui.

[@Zeaiclies]

@@michaelmoran2125 You can be flat broke and not get a dui.

[@noah5941]

He knew he definitely wasn't getting arrested on an empty stomach💀

[@owenpeterson6183]

to be fair that would probably be awful lmfao

[@KmGamer99]

@@owenpeterson6183 I would rather be arrested hungry than be arrested drunk tbh. being hungover sucks but being hungover in jail sounds awful

[@mdotprime7567]

@@KmGamer99neither are great but the first option is better lol

[@TTML144]

I took a shot every time he said NO and woke up 3 days later

[@johnb4024]

The guy probably thinks that because he is eating food, he can cover up alcohol on his breath

[@lilsupremekev]

I’m dead 💀

[@theonefrancis696]

I smell tacohol

[@joduh4665]

He lost his ability to think probably 5 beers ago :P

[@scottdiamond74]

It's a way to delay it. 🌮

[@error.418]

@@scottdiamond74 Yeah, but it's never enough

[@troyh.2024]

Taking a big bite of a taco during mid-questioning is crazy lmao

[@Schneewittchen1310]

Its also rude af! Who does that?

[@repentandfollowjesuschrist6170]

Gotta have that diarrhea in jail

[@Wyklepheph]

Not really. I've eaten food at a traffic stop. I don't think most people care in the slightest

[@Paisles]

Frrrr that sent me lmao

[@TroisKayas]

Probably trying to make the alcohol less present in his body

[@norarivkis2513]

Literally every single person whom I have ever heard indignantly announce "I know my rights!" didn't.

[@broosewain3]

Fr😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheUluxian]

Yep. THE MOST important right you have at a traffic stop is the right to remain silent, and the right to have a lawyer present during questioning. You have to identify yourself, and provide insurance and registration, beyond that, you have no obligation to answer any other questions without a lawyer present.

[@rainbowmoon1461]

@@TheUluxianI’d say that’s a bit lower down. Your lawyer isn’t coming to the side of the road. So if you can answer a few basic questions and be on your way, that’s better than going to jail because you really want to give money to your lawyer. 😂

[@error.418]

@@rainbowmoon1461 Yeah, for sure, be polite, but don't incriminate yourself. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" is asking to self-incriminate. But you can politely decline to answer those sorts of questions and otherwise be cordial and comply with lawful orders.

[@mjsteward5508]

Cops back in my Millennial generation days didn't coddle criminals like this at all which is why I miss good policing back in the middle 2000s. Very straightforward to them.

[@jeffsaxton716]

"Im not getting out of the car ". That is incorrect, sir.

[@amyerwin7958]

How many chances are they going to give him?!! Pull him out!!

[@4775willy]

And deport!!!!!

[@DoubleDee382]

It is done deliberately so they can make charges stick. Making obstruction charges stick after 125 counts of deliberate obstruction on video is more foolproof than trying it on one. It is INCREDIBLY obnoxious to watch on video though. Body cams have only cemented my opinion that most people who cry “police brutality” are outright liars and given me more sympathy for the pro-police movement.

[@dashawnrobinson1802]

Aye, if Lindsey in Beverley hills gets 10 chances, so should drunk [this man]

[@martinlutherkingjr.5582]

@Wheeler63 No, that’s unreasonable. If they ask, he doesn’t have to comply. If it’s a lawful order only then he must comply.

[@dancepiglover]

I was yelling at the screen!

[@kingblackthorn4195]

Lmao! The female officer had me rolling. The way she speaks is so funny. It was like a mom speaking to a kid. Literally how I interacted with the kids I used to babysit.

[@user-kcrpine]

So you’re cool with trash being disrespectful? Absolutely pathetic.

[@YvonneMelvin]

Kindergarten teacher for sure. I hope she doesn’t talk to her partner like that.

[@jaclyn.jenkins]

she’s speaking that way not only because of the accent/ESL, and she wants to make sure he’s understanding each concept/orders, etc. but also because the driver is acting like a toddler, she’s treating him like one. you just can’t win with people. be really nice, and very patient and respectful, then people have an issue. be short, only say what’s needed and get them on their way, then they are an @sshold.

[@that.ll_do_pig]

​@@jaclyn.jenkinsagree but I don't think the commenter was saying it negatively

[@gomerpyle6113]

@@jaclyn.jenkinsno. She’s talking like that because she doesn’t know what she is doing

[@snarkmark]

She talks to him like he's five. He answers like he's five. It's quite logical.

[@fordguy2836]

⁠@@OneStepBeyondu do you want to be able to drink and drive or something she was being very lenient with him it’s on camera very clearly

[@OneStepBeyondu]

@@fordguy2836 She says get out of the car. He says "no". She says okay. Is she agreeing with him and contracting herself or not? Very very clear. PS nothing you wrote follows from what I said.

[@phatgringo2.0]

She was terrible, ZERO authority.

[@PruneHub]

@@OneStepBeyondu Neither does anything you said follow anything she said. You're even.

[@trokt2]

She was enunciating because he's a foreigner.

[@Andy.01_uk]

If you black out from just being pulled out of your car, surely your driver's license should be revoked,and you should not be driving.

[@Ccamero123]

Probably watched some stupid sovereign citizen video.

[@steamedwatermelon2165]

Evaristo used to work on the docks. Union's been on strike. He's down on his luck. It's tough, so tough.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"Gina works a diner all day" 😂

[@steakknives]

He's gotta hold on, to what he's got, it doesn't make a difference if it's a taco or not.😂

[@thejudgmentalcat]

@@steakknives 👏👏👏

[@sarnow76]

😂😂😂😂

[@Missangie827]

@@steakknives now I have Bon Jovi stuck in my head

[@planetvegan7843]

"My liar is coming. MY LIAR IS COMMINGGGGG!"

[@PeetHobby]

Lawyer's degree in lying. 😁

[@AGirlHasNoName1.618]

😆🤣

[@ParishArmstead1680]

I was reading this while he was saying it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrWondertainment821]

'my liar is coming" was gold.

[@GlobalEl1te]

you doing the stuff like the black people!

[@Corungil]

Sometimes things just line up. lol

[@ddaniels295]

Guarantee you had many “liars”😂😂😂

[@w.d.gaster1550]

@@GlobalEl1te what?

[@MURDERDOLLSW13]

​@@w.d.gaster1550 10:20

[@bills6946]

If he tried this in his old country, he would turn up missing. How about coming here and appreciating your freedom?

[@superberniecat5042]

@bills6946 there's not a huge amount of freedom in the US.

[@bills6946]

@@superberniecat5042Move to a Red State and vote for your freedom.

[@yankees29]

@@superberniecat5042yes there is.

[@FineLineMotionPictures]

"You guys just do the stuff like the black people." he says, lying on the ground while resisting handcuffs. 😂

[@NickStalions]

Absolute buffoon.

[@fairuh520]

OMG don't drag the "black peepel" into your mess Mr. Taco Man.

[@Cleric_al]

I know these ppl make me sick, gotta learn that grift on the black community move ey? GTFO

[@GreenOwl70]

He thinks he's Giorgio Floyd

[@biancaaguilera4837]

i’m cryingggggggg both of yall hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnmchugh8049]

You know what that’s what everyone’s going to call him at the station holding cells

[@cprxprt150]

When these fine "upstanding citizens" claim they know their rights, they clearly don't. 🙄

[@billyyank5807]

We just had a 76 year old man on trial who couldn't understand the charges against him🤷 because he's too f'n stupid.

[@MamaKalash]

True, except for the "citizen" part.

[@empyie666]

@@MamaKalash LMAOOOO FRRRR

[@mgmnfld3109]

Should get put back on the raft he came on. Everyone is sick of these GD "sovereign citizens and delusional idiots" trying to take advantage of the freedom of the civilized world without wanting to comply with any of the laws.

[@SubvertTheState]

"I can basically do whatever I want and you can't do anything about it." Yeah I don't think these people know what rights are.

[@WindyBurns]

At 3:18, he admits to drinking beer, "I just drank beer and stop and see my friends!"

[@jalapeno_m]

i’m surprised they didn’t catch that

[@zybard01]

He is not drunk Its just late at night and he got some taco bell to eat while driving home from the lake.... Nevermind, he drunk

[@adelphi0]

he drunk? he?

[@Gizzardx0]

@@adelphi0 ???

[@andrewnash5781]

@@adelphi0whatchu yappin about

[@oliviad735]

8p is late at night? 20hr 40 min is late at night lol

[@andrewnash5781]

@@oliviad735 what are YOU yappin about?

[@davidbanner9851]

“Tommy used to work on the dooocks, …union’s been on strike, he’s down on his luck, it’s touuugh, so touuuugh” 🤣

[@onewayturtles]

Sounds like Gina left him. 😂

[@NonBathingApe6969]

We gotta hold on to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not, we got each other and that's alot for us, let's give it a shot, OHHHH WERE HALFWAY THERE, OHHHHH OHHHH LIVING ON A PRAYER! 😂

[@interestedobserver587]

​@@NonBathingApe6969No,no,no,no,no

[@davidbanner9851]

@@interestedobserver587 if the man gets inspired by a classic, let him sing, let him sing🤣🤣

[@geoffmackley]

That sounds like the lyrics to a song ?

[@heidibass2389]

Saying "no" like a damn child

[@DrunkenVtec]

She talks to him like a child

[@CsabaTothMr]

Like a petulant child

[@cattwalker]

​@@DrunkenVtecshe's done this enough times to know how he's going to react and behave. I can tell and I'm not even a police officer. 1312 but, still, he's an obnoxious hazard.

[@jill7759]

Someone should tell him this isn’t like when Mommy told him it’s bedtime.

[@muskokamike127]

the law says if you say no 122 times they MUST let you go!

[@ericp20z4]

That could be a taco bell advertisement. Like whatever happens, first eat your Taco😂.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Munchies wait for no one...

[@matthewdanahy9411]

Why are they being so nice to him? You can't argue with him all day. Pull his ass out!

[@TechforKings]

Once he says "No!" it's gametime. Ask, tell, make!

[@KateMich12]

Well even when 2 other officers came, they had trouble getting him out, so there was no way she was getting him out by herself and her partner didn’t seem too interested in anything 😂

[@carterfinance2376]

Internal Affairs for agencies are getting soft

[@jdgoesham5381]

Fight cops in court not the street. It's so dumb. You never ever win that way. Plus it's juvenile to act like a baby like this. The cops weren't being shit here at all. I'd call it like it is if that was the case. And it's guys like this on a daily that end up making cops jaded over time and make things bad for the rest of us. Just chill, people.

[@jonathanfornwalt4919]

Seriously, in court you might actually have a chance. Fighting on the side of the road will make things exponentially worse, and greatly diminish any chance of catching a break. Unfortunately, too many people think that getting into it with cops is like the lottery, and if they push the cops they'll be able to sue for a big payout.

[@patrickbrinkmeier1858]

@@jonathanfornwalt4919 ....He had no chance to fight this because he 100 percent was guilty. He was drunk off his ass and was driving. He was drunk and was swerving over the road. The cop saw him swerving and pulled him over. That was 100% fully legal as the cop seeing the driver swerve gave her the reasonable articulable suspicion needed to initiate a traffic stop. Once she noticed he was slurring, had blood shot eyes, and she smelled alcohol and told him to step out of the vehicle he legally could not refuse. This guy was hammered out of his mind and thankfully was stopped before he had a DUI related crash and ended up hurting or killing one or more people. People get these idiotic beliefs from watching morons on Tik Tok that tell them they don't have to cooperate with police or they start believing the Sovereign Citizen B.S. It's sad how stupid people really can be.

[@chattingman6777]

The cops were fishing.

[@irlGlitches]

@@chattingman6777 He was literally drunk.

[@AngelinoShred]

​@@chattingman6777 fishing for drunk drivers

[@p0is0n49]

she went on to, unsurprisingly, not lose her job

[@greghill00]

You beat me to it lol

[@altemose_prime]

Are you feeling okay today?

[@boomboombilly342]

Why would she have? Had every right to her to pull him over. Had every right to her to ask him to get out. Had every right to pull him out of the vehicle. Guy copped to drinking beer.

[@p0is0n49]

@@altemose_prime what?

[@ShizukuSeiji]

@@boomboombilly342 LOL, another one who has a hard time detecting humour. What's up with you people?

[@seriouslyyoujest1771]

Everyone has a lawyer. I practiced law years ago, and I don’t have a lawyer. When you get to jail, if they still allow people to make one call, you can call your attorney then. Or after whatever hours they make a person sober up you can make a call then. But noncompliance when you’re pulled over by, the police is called obstruction. When they request something, they’re not really asking you, you’re being told.

[@KCLizzy123]

Just drag him out stop letting him run the show

[@marleyanalytics]

Exactly. It was ridiculous.

[@CeruleanTalon1]

The 50th time she asks politely for him to get out of the car was 47 times too many.

[@josieann5031]

So much time wasted trying to negotiate with these losers. These kind of cops infureriate me.

[@Alan-cb4ns]

Exactly these cops are just plain useless.

[@Se-leve]

No they violated his rights. Get educated.

[@Jim-hj4py]

He read if he ignores them long enough they will just drive away .... Your Lawyer is NOT coming. MY Lawyer would say "submit to what they ask and we will deal with it later".

[@Stop_Gooning]

That's funny, mine says "you never paid me for last time. Stop calling me!"

[@TheStonedZone]

​@@Stop_Gooning Mine just calls the police themselves everytime they see me.

[@Tattedlady60]

Funny how the "lawyer" never showed. I wonder why 😂😂😂😂

[@chipdiddy3356]

Driver “My *LIAR* is coming!” Lol the first truthful thing he said during that traffic stop… calling his “lawyer” a “liar”.

[@LewdDude-oo9si]

Guy gives off massive Jeff Sokol vibes eating taco mid convo 😂

[@RungunBisnus]

A hundred years ago drinking and driving wasn't a crime!

[@SniffinJoeBiden]

Drinking and driving is a major-league problem.

[@freejtautomatic]

jeff sokol!!😭😭🤣

[@sadeatthewhip1846]

Does he look like a dirty dishonest person?

[@alexicon18]

He should have offered the officers a taco like Jeff did with the pizza

[@billbombshiggy9254]

"I know my rights." Usually said by people who don't know their rights.

[@ViolinVoid]

you mean "aye knoe mai raigh"

[@billbombshiggy9254]

@@ViolinVoid let's add "I caint breev," often said by people who, in fact, CAN breathe.

[@ViolinVoid]

@@billbombshiggy9254 that's the craziest thing I've been learning watching these videos… I was showing my girlfriend the other week how many people fall back to "I can't breathe "once they realize they have no other out. It's kind of bizarre to be honest

[@allisshop8092]

Exactly. The more they claim to a lawyer the less likely that they can afford a lawyer. Perfect example.

[@4_Helcurt_4]

Generally, the people who really know their rights, know that there are no rights, but only the power and formal agreements.

[@peace1963]

Tacos, the messiest food there is to eat in this goofball chooses to eat them while he's driving and under the influence of alcohol. Excellent Life choices.

[@alexlogan202]

Well they taste the best when you're drunk

[@BENOTAFRAID689]

They're not messy at all. You just have to use the proper technique; shove the whole thing into your mouth at once. For this reason, I prefer soft tortillas, as this allows you to pre-digestify multiple tacos at once.

[@mainmkpc2740]

Well he was most likely drunk when he made both choices, and I'm not betting he is much of a genius stone cold sober.

[@blauskie]

That soft tortilla around a hard taco was a brilliant idea. It cuts down on the ejecta, unless you roll the car without a seatbelt.

[@nicholasemerson9852]

I would argue eating a bowl of cereal while drinking and driving is far more messy

[@terryperry4160]

If the guy has lived in the US long enough to get a drivers license he had to have taken tbe written and drivers test s. He should know the law. What a jerk.

[@ElSantoLuchador]

"I know da rights. You guys just doing the stuff like the black people." He's got the talking points down.

[@ReVoltaire]

He taps on the race card without even being black 😅

[@ryanstatt9910]

Still able to breathe tho, he's not quite there yet...

[@de2296]

​@@ryanstatt9910❤😂

[@zztbsboilingzz]

If they touch him they're going to get in tLLLubble

[@BENOTAFRAID689]

I haven't laughed this hard in years.

[@jackkenyon24]

How much alcohol have you had tonight? “I drink COKE, okay..”

[@terrytt5067]

COKE - better drinking than SNORTING it!

[@Ze_Moose]

"Put the taco down!!" 😂

[@labtob]

I almost died... >:)

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

Out of context it would sound extremely funny and racist. “Why don’t you put the taco down, we’re having a conversation.”

[@thinkingimpaired5663]

Makes me hungry for taco bell

[@larryhamblin9947]

😂😂😂

[@johnmchugh8049]

He has a conceal carry for that taco though

[@onyx9857]

In the 90s, that taco would have been seen as a weapon and the cops would have used deadly force.

[@PattMcCrotch]

I love hearing a drunk driver screaming about "Muh Rights". And the officer has "His Rights" which are to keep the public safe from drunk drivers like yourself.

[@kelliekells404]

"Drouuuuble" That was his trouble. 😂

[@melvidal]

Except cops from Blue states are kiss asses too afraid to be too rough because criminals might get their feelings hurt. Some liberal prosecutor and 💩 judge probably let him off anyways.

[@davidjones8043]

"muh ___" is so cringe dude just stop

[@kelliekells404]

@@davidjones8043 We going down for that! I'm repenting! 😂

[@searsman2001]

Should he even have rights? Where is he even from. Such an ingrate.

[@Jay2006_W]

5:47 the way he says “no.” “no.” “no.” has me cracking up 😂

[@AnnWahlquist]

like a toddler

[@bigislander72]

Family Guy maid getting pulled over!

[@AnnWahlquist]

@@bigislander72 consuela..🤣

[@jackcough8580]

Ben

[@maryloufremlin4152]

Yeah!!!

[@onthetubecdoerr]

Immutable fact: when someone says, “I know my rights” they REALLY don’t, in fact, know their rights…

[@TuckaBuck89]

Only once was I ever asked to get out of my car. 60+ years of driving. Just do as the LEO asks, life continues on so much nicer. Make an issue out of it, not a good thing.

[@Corey-gu3nn]

Did he try to play the black race card? 😂 That card's maxed out buddy.

[@Purpleloveme]

Says who? You? lol

[@ajf5745]

@@Purpleloveme says common sense. You hardly ever hear the asian card being used in comparison

[@blackbettyboo5039]

The Black card wouldn't have to be played if we weren't dealt with it.

[@blackbettyboo5039]

@@ajf5745That’s Asian business. You don't see Asians being racially profiled, harassed, discriminated against, or dealing with constant police brutality either.

[@ajf5745]

@@blackbettyboo5039 hah you'd be surprised. There are a lot of asian american attacks and microaggressions, but they don't make a big deal of them.

[@ASAPLOWLIFE]

He’s the type of guy to crash a forklift and blame it on the alignment.

[@MrWolfTickets]

😂

[@vanwrinkle-01]

He's the type of guy to crash a fork lift into a cement block wall and say the wall ran out in front of him. lol

[@ASAPLOWLIFE]

@@vanwrinkle-01 😂😂😭

[@Tattedlady60]

NO!!!!!

[@bravetitangrizzly]

Being in possession of Taco Bell after sunset should be an automatic DUI

[@pennyproud1621]

@@bravetitangrizzly 😂

[@rb3751]

😅 🚽

[@nickytheyahoo_]

😂😂 straight up

[@artdonovandesign]

No! You'll lose your job! I will not get out! *His mistake- He forgot to say, "OK?" 73 times.*

[@psy-bun]

The dude was like "oh shit she smells the alcohol I've been drinking, QUICK! a bite from the taco so she only smells my taco breath". Lmao dude, it's funny how drunk people are so predictable.

[@josepha3805]

Sometimes it works

[@flossin5025]

The guy just wants go eat his taco, give him a break

[@Serendipity-m7u]

He could have lifted his arms and wafted the cops away. Like pepe le pew....it would just be like peppy. They don't call him papi. They call him peppy.

[@BPTAllwaysus]

Hey, nobody else smelled it. The mail cup corrected himself two separate times on the radio to say that only his partner smelled it.

[@markmegorden6799]

O.K.? Cops need to quit saying O.K.? The way they talk to these people make it look like they are asking their permission, O.K.?

[@dj_dojo]

The first two cops have no authority at all. Her whole demeanor is practically begging this drunk dude to take lead.

[@ElizabethPetrie-m3z]

I absolutely agree. The person being stopped/questioned etc. is being informed, not entering into a debate. That can happen before a judge.

[@Panchinator90]

Thanks for pointing that out. I made it a little over half way through the video without noticing that she ends every single sentence with "O.K." good God she's insufferable ok?

[@jimmccusker6686]

That’s just how they talk in the midwest. I agree they go on and on with too many requests… I understand they don’t wanna go “hands on” right away, but some patience and “diplomacy” is understandable.

[@Forevermade32]

it’s better doing that then being assholes and hurting innocent people

[@matthewrowley9679]

Officer: I smell alcohol Guy: I drink coke That's it problem solved, he drink coke

[@boopityscoopity]

It’s even better cus after he was like “yea I had a beer a bit ago”

[@susanohnhaus611]

drink or snort?

[@tgcme1]

I’m not up on my drug habits. I thought coke was a snorting drug. 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️😜

[@SnickC13]

Then the taco. Omg.

[@KobraVR]

I think waiting for backup was fine, he looked like the potential to be a handful on a busy highway, not ideal to try and pin him in the dark

[@Cepheidvariable]

Everybody knows their rights, nobody seems to know their responsibilities.

[@richardsawyer1825]

@@Cepheidvariable Exactly. The two are inseparable but far too many seem ignorant of that.

[@DalesValor]

The truth!

[@ellensoucek1914]

He said 'drank beer' with his friend in Crystal Lake.

[@HalKindsvater]

This is why you don't drink and drive. Because you'll get arrested and you'll go to jail. Good job law enforcement officers.

[@Tortilla.Reform]

What about David Mascarella? He knew he could drink and drive, and cause an accident that gave a child a brain injury, because he was a police officer, and his fellow officers in the department helped cover it up for him and avoid and accountability in the same justice system they manipulate. “We’ve investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing” as he walks free and clear to this day

[@Ruder6163]

Have you ever drank and drove?

[@maryjane4432]

@@Ruder6163no and most normal people don’t. Why are you trying to d re fend such a vile act? My friends 6yo was killed by a drunk driver, a drunk driver ran into my bil’s mixer and died on impact, a drunk driver ran over and killed a marine on the highway near my house and ran. The marine was helping someone in the rain change a tire. Drunk drivers need to be stopped

[@Ruder6163]

@@maryjane4432 I’m willing to bet that just about everyone in this comments section who consume alcohol have drank and drove. You just never got caught.

[@SlyStarling]

@Ruder6163. Responsible drinkers won't drive, its also dumb as fuck to drive drunk. Why risk your life and others around you?

[@adennis2529]

Evaristo was hungry and didn’t want to go to jail hungry bc that cold sandwich and mustard pack at the county wasn’t gonna do it 😭😭🤣🤣

[@BeenTooTired]

It can be safe to say 9 times out of 10 when someone says “I know my rights!” They really don’t know shit 😂

[@SicsemperevelloMortemtyr-by9hj]

Few years ago. Now there's more thanks to online lawyers. Probably 7 or 8 out of 10.

[@SicsemperevelloMortemtyr-by9hj]

I'd say 1 or 2 out of 10 cops knows the law.

[@mjsteward5508]

He doesn't know his rights at all.

[@Jana.Milcham]

It’s safe to say that if a person is impaired their knowledge of any topic is nonexistent, even if a lawyer.

[@Bryan-Hensley]

Yeah but that one costs tax payers millions.

[@solothkaroftrinsic3852]

He was charge with... - "NO!"

[@danatcanyonlake583]

Deport his butt.

[@23buzzchopper]

One interaction like this instantly deported! There guests in our country it’s a privilege to be here. Where’s the logic have we lost total control of our country?

[@jamesladley9467]

amen these ppl got to go

[@brettholtslander2704]

​@@23buzzchopper DEPORT

[@SandraLily2]

"My lawyer is coming." OMG that's hilarious! 🤣

[@jluna76]

No, he clearly said, "My liar is coming." I mean, they're the same thing, but whatever... lol

[@SkeekyDragon]

his lawyer DID show up!!! At the very end someone came to the scene and he said "That's my lawyer!" and she said "Ok we'll talk to him". What the heck is wrong w/ that attorney!?

[@SkeekyDragon]

his lawyer DID show up!!! At the very end someone came to the scene and he said "That's my lawyer!" and she said "Ok we'll talk to him".

[@vanwrinkle-01]

@@SkeekyDragon What the heck is wrong with you calling him an attorney?? Remember, he said it was his liar. LMAO

[@Shello58]

"What's the problem with you guys!?!!" Um... You're driving while intoxicated....

[@steadyitch]

The total disrespect of authorities these days is incredible. Self entitlement is rampant

[@Serendipity-m7u]

All of them hate Americans

[@garybeck-t3v]

Just wait till President Harris takes over. Buckle up folks.

[@FutureBoyWonder]

It's always existed bro. Cameras and internet means we have access to 400 million peoples stupidity. Ain't nothing changed bub

[@dougrobbins5367]

That's partly because half the cops are nasty thugs who should be behind bars. That's a big part of the problem, and they aren't held accountable. It's "self-entitlement" to some degree. But there is very little reason to respect most police. You'll continue with your present idea until one day some bad cop will wipe his feet on you in some way, because he gets a kick out of it. You will come away humiliated, hurt, and angry, like many have before you, but maybe you will finally gain a bit of understanding.

[@Dogpool]

@@dougrobbins5367citation needed for where you get this half of all police are thugs stat

[@ceelavee]

Anytime someone calls someone unrelated to a stop, bam, citation for obstruction.

[@BruceP]

After his second "no" to get out of the vehicle he should have been riding the lightning and pulled out.

[@quietcool4884]

​@@vertlq There's way too many cops with your kid glove attitude, lay down the law immediately on clowns like this.

[@mikeguthrie5432]

Yep!

[@hebneh]

I think they had to wait for the third officer to arrive to be able to pull him out and cuff him. They were killing time while waiting.

[@tomfogarty9664]

Exactly! They asked him way too many times and way too nicely.if you have authority, you must speak with authority. Oh Sir, sir, sir. Fuckn embarrassing

[@amp2193]

I vote oc spray It lasts longer

[@ivasnyder6874]

I get irritated when LEOs use the term: "will you do me a favor?" when they are telling the perp to do something. It's ridiculous when they know that the perp has no choice but to comply. They're not doing a favor.

[@Bob-mn7ob]

11:00. “I’m not a criminal”. Uh, yes,?you are.

[@RXbee2]

100% .

[@DanielCaedmon]

Richard Nixon: "I am not a crook!" Uh, yeah you were.

[@Freddy-pp9rn]

He's not but he just acts like one.

[@michaeldunar8986]

414,253 cops are on the Brady list.....

[@vanwrinkle-01]

He may not have been but he damn straight is now. lol

[@honest1296]

What an obnoxious punt.

[@jenniferscott375]

Did you mean punk or c*nt? Both are correct.

[@phatgringo2.0]

You spelled cumtt wrong

[@kelly6491]

That’s almost very nearly what I said lol

[@gillianhynes7120]

I think you miss spelt the last word shouldn't it have been a C.

[@OtisFlint]

Always funny hearing a stupid immigrant talk about their rights.

[@tovarisch2788]

She should learn not to say "okay" at the end of every order.

[@franklinmcmillan3733]

Totally agree. Either ask nothing or use "understand?"

[@Doomsara]

"Drug's bad mkeyyyyy" haha

[@taylorsartre3422]

Her speech could be more authoritative and less whiney. Just sayin'.

[@marcsmirnoff936]

@@taylorsartre3422 Yes, please.

[@Flamableninja]

@@taylorsartre3422 Yeah, officers should have a commanding presence. Maybe she just didn't feel like yelling. :p

[@Pickled73]

I love how he says ; “my liar is coming “.

[@E1N9A8N0DA]

"my lawyer is coming" Dude, lawyers who leave their house at 20:30 PM for someone are the type you'll never be able to afford.

[@Stevie_B_0828]

*At least he wasn't repeatedly saying "Bro" or "Brah".* 🙄🤷🏼‍♂️

[@JJones-cl4dm]

Or youknowwhatimsayin

[@shoemakerleve9]

Not a basketball American

[@Hitsujikai]

Glad I’m not the only one who dislikes those words. Add in ‘bet’. Just makes me grind my teeth

[@CasTro-ex6zi]

Bruh *** get your English right

[@ismaelhuerta877]

@@CasTro-ex6ziyou failed to see the sarcasm he’s trying to make. A majority of them say brah, breh, bro

[@alliewik2343]

I'll never understand why people are so fucking hostile, rude and disrespectful right off the bat?! kindness and compliance and the truth gets you places, this attitude does not.

[@ReVoltaire]

He's drunk off his gourd is part of what's going on here with him...

[@alliewik2343]

@@ReVoltaire yeah I see that, but no matter how drunk I get I NEVER act like this. Some people just shouldn’t drink.

[@ReVoltaire]

Im guessing you're probably from a different culture than this guy? My mother's family were Slavic and the drinking culture brought out the worst in people. By contrast, say, the French drink a lot of wine but rarely act out. Latino (excessive) drinking culture is normalized and famously "toxic" 🙃

[@alliewik2343]

@@ReVoltaire haha I’m pure blood Viking. I think every culture has people who should never drink. 😜

[@alwillk]

I can see if the cop is condescending and confrontational But this lady cop was polite until she didn’t have to be.

[@lorettacali10370]

I know my rights Actually, you don't 😂

[@ChrisNett42]

Pennsylvania v. Mimms, the supreme court has ruled that an officer may order you out the vehicle for any reason!!! If a cop tells you to exit your car have to get out your car or they will drag you out!!!

[@cozyvibezzz705]

The won’t listen🤣 They will keep thinking they “know their rights”

[@kswindl]

That's the "Supreme Court Decisions for Dummies" version that cops memorize and recite, but it isn't really true.

[@gh0st_gambino]

Anyone who feels the need to say "I know my rights" has literally no idea what their rights are and when/how they're applicable.

[@orcasgirl1]

I wish that I could gold plate your comment, & place it on a shelf or mantle of high importance. It's the quintessential argument against this crap. 🏆👌

[@philipem1000]

Been watching people say this on YT for ove a decade and never once was it true.

[@davidjones8043]

​@@philipem1000then you've never watched auditor channels, it happens ALL the time. You're just watching channels that specifically only show videos that favor the police smfh

[@jamesk0ua]

@@davidjones8043 Frauditors are scum and nearly all of them are criminals.

[@darksoul479]

No taser deployment? How disappointing.😞

[@rd7385]

Sad you feel that way. Back the blue till it happens to you

[@donnamauer3215]

​@@rd7385 I'm not moronic enough to drive drunk then obstruct & resist the police so it's not an issue.

[@rd7385]

@@donnamauer3215whats not an issue? Being disappointed that someone was not tased? I dont think people should hope for uses of force that were not needed. But if you do, then you do. I am free to think its sad people feel that way, just like they are free to tongue shine boots.

[@billyyank5807]

​@rd7385 😂😂😂 most polite way of saying boot licker ever! Nice!

[@seantaggart7382]

​@@rd7385 some people just wanna see people get their just rewards

[@valflynn7195]

She was very kind.

[@corvus1374]

Dranken. His lawyer is coming to the side of the road at 8:30 pm

[@staywokecuhh]

Right. Who do these people think they are? Even the very best lawyers that are on retainer for thousands dont just come out to stops. And if you are stupid enough to call them during the stop, theyll just tell you to comply with everything the officers tell you, so the lawyer can deal with it easier in court.

[@melissasullivan5899]

😂

[@inkedenvy4205]

He knows he’s going to jail.. so he better eat that taco fast 😂

[@major_major-wh1ll]

Why is one of the first things foreigners do when they be in trouble with the cops is call their boss?? What they gonna do???🤣

[@benjispratlin8865]

“Your eyes are glassy” “No” “Your breath smells like alcohol” “No” “Get out of the car” “No” Absolute mastermind gambit

[@smaugsudan3507]

understandable, have a nice day

[@leneger9174]

Like Consuela

[@Larryw-o2k]

My eyes stay glassy red to in fact take a bunch of morphine to just be able to walk some days others normal dose but i dont drive taking it eather i just aint that stupid 30 mg every 3,/4 hours plus break threw if needed 15mg instant release plus nerve meds to keep nerves hap 12:55 py so i dont fall on my face plus muscle relaxers cause nerves missfire and tell my muscles to contract any way im alive thank god but the cops still hassel me i drive my rv all over the place pulling my pick up been stoped for drunk driving a bunch of times dont use alcohol in any for except rubbing alcohol

[@Andrew_Erickson]

"you guys are doing the stuff like (to) the black people" LOLOLOLOL

[@blackbettyboo5039]

Where's the lie?

[@dejavually]

damn right lol that was funny and sad

[@trainwreck420ish]

​@blackbettyboo5039 he was the one doing it like black people. If he was acting white it wouldn't have popped off

[@mariusvanc]

The "(to)" part you just completely made up. Now remove it and read it again. Just FYI, many middle eastern and Indian people are incredibly racist against black people. No, black and brown people don't stick together just because they have darker skin.

[@BENOTAFRAID689]

@@blackbettyboo5039 It's more the absurdity of such a vague statement.