Police vs. Brainrot TikTok Teens

[@damustermann]

I hope the person that had to write these subtitles is okay, you earned your money.

[@morbus__]

AI could've written most of them and human only had to check and correct some of them

[@EternalNico1]

@@morbus__ Lol AI would've been too sloppy for this vid

[@morbus__]

@@EternalNico1 thats what i am saying, human could have corrected most of them but for sure didnt write all of it

[@LotusbandicootRR]

@@morbus__ That's what I'm thinking, but if so, they missed one while checking because he definitely didn't say "stick" at 1:49, lol

[@sexy0rthrus]

😂😂😂

[@Atrus999]

The first kid is probably thinking how he's going to be a famous rapper one day when in reality he'll be homeless and on drugs for the majority of his life.

[@nevermoreraven4746]

Eh, he'll have a home. Prison and his name will be Nancy.

[@matthewla16]

@@nevermoreraven4746bruh I’ll make you put koolaid on your lips and hold my pocket

[@grimkiller696]

@@nevermoreraven4746 5 foot 6 Nancy XD

[@McCucumber]

I mean that would maybe be a more moral life than making a lot of money and not being homeless and swearing an oath you never intended to keep or were never intelligent enough to understand. This kid did nothing wrong from what I can tell the cops are articulating that he successfully cross the street and they want to give him a ticket for pedestrian in the roadway but they really don't want to give him a ticket they just want to do that as a way to violate his rights and run his name through a database to see if he has any warrants. You see this is the opposite of freedom that is why I don't support it. I just wonder why people would support stuff like this because this is the opposite of freedom and these cops are not going after a real criminals they are going after while they are creating a victim aren't they? Now I articulated why I do not support this victim creation can the people that do support this articulates why? Just curious why anybody would support this nonsense but I'm sure you might have a reason.

[@IdahoRanchGirl]

Like most of the graduates from Tik Tok University

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

Saying R. Kelly is your hero unironically is absolutely insane 😂

[@bangbangninergang5644]

I think he was being funny and not actually being serious 🤔

[@Kididdler]

He is my hero lol

[@DoughBoyDopeBoy]

@@bangbangninergang5644pedophilia is funny, huh. I’m glad that makes it ok, because it was just a joke.

[@DoughBoyDopeBoy]

@@bangbangninergang5644”I think he was being funny” - in reference to a shcizo talking about free masons and pedophilia. I want to like YOU PEOPLE. But YOU PEOPLE don’t even like yourselves. Don’t let that go over your head. My white community isn’t shooting at eachother because we live on a different street 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

[@ninamarielavu]

How u kno he really did that stop believing every thing u hear ​@@DoughBoyDopeBoy

[@Tfujis]

That 25% doin some heavy lifting 😂

[@WesleyGravolet]

Yes

[@Someertyu]

😂😂

[@joelroac]

😂😂

[@JohnOlson-mb3ey]

LOL

[@jaykobleuthauser]

LMFAOO

[@QQyoko]

Shoutout to Oomfie with the triple double no assist.

[@bluegrooveracing]

Back it up two times for Dr. Dre.

[@Veronicavalyavov]

Ssss aaaa ffff eeee tttt yyyy

[@TheSHTFFarm]

😂😂😂

[@BKLINE2003]

😂😂

[@baconstrips6260]

It is said that during ICE CUBE's good day, he also hit a triple double. No mention of assist though😢.

[@violist833]

the second guy is speaking to a higher power that we can’t possibly fathom

[@GreenClawForestry]

Triple double no assist!

[@IEatChickenAlmostDaily]

go to church an you will learn all about them.

[@samblack5313]

Oomfie

[@MamaKalash]

The Highest Power is the Lord of Heaven and earth. A higher power than this kid, would be the enemy of our souls, which he likely has tapped into, so you're right.

[@MamaKalash]

​@@IEatChickenAlmostDaily, not necessarily, but hopefully. It depends on the church, and there are very few churches teaching God's word, these days. One can still read God's word though.

[@bingusbongus1656]

First kid never got his ass beat for talking like that to people.

[@canontheory]

Or never whipped by his dad growing up

[@fastold]

Sooner or later he will say the wrong thing to the wrong person

[@Oldgrumpyvet67]

@@fastold yeah and then he just might end up ☠️

[@davidsuch8942]

Because nobody takes her seriously.

[@xSonamy]

@@davidsuch8942 her lol

[@Andrew-i2t]

I imagine the second guy is what it was like for the CIA agents picking up the MK Ultra victims

[@oxycodone3229]

The CIA are the ones experimenting on them

[@ktmmechanicsandaudio6803]

HAHAHAHA

[@breaklunner]

the great detail of description he gives in accusing the police of being bisexual seems like a personal problem

[@msbee5183]

Hes the type thats gay but only in jail😂 jail bromance

[@miaumix.3.]

Sounds like it's his own fantasy 🫢

[@Rebmetpes4]

Ur kind is the problem, honey Latchkey Chile type person 😂

[@Rebmetpes4]

He's totally gay maybe who knows

[@drovoseg]

He actually proposed homosexual sexual interaction to officers multiple times during arrest (oral sex)

[@almightygoose242]

Second guy sounds like he's just endlessly reading out predictive text results

[@JoeTurmoil]

Pretty sure he is a glitched NPC.

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

He is one of those new AI generated random NPC's.

[@GuessWHOSEbackBICH]

he is literal AI

[@0w0]

on shrooms probably

[@Frosty_43]

Best description so far

[@BenHatira]

Okey the second guy is pretty much a human form of every twitch chat ...

[@antisocialite13]

You are hereby nominated for best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jake_3946]

@BenHatira it's like his mind tried to go to a happy place. Unfortunately it was a twitch stream lmao

[@ToddMiller-nl2wn]

@BenHatira This dude must be on some serious drugs! Kudos to the cop who took him in and was able to tune all that out.

[@joedumbassbuck5755]

Brain damage triple-double. No assist full Max alti

[@yousefRDM]

@@ToddMiller-nl2wn i think he has mental problems, that is definetly not anything you eat

[@Krullmatic]

"It started with a two, and ended with a triple-double Oomfie", had me actually laughing out loud!

[@Valhalla_Outdoors]

First guy is a prime example of creating your own problems to play victim

[@CoMorbiditty]

Oh, the smartest intellectual people are in jail??? And uh, police dont lock people up douche, its the courts. This kid needs some mental health evaluations

[@Garth-bd3pu]

He did it for r Kelly

[@marshacannon1021]

And then of course, blaming anyone but himself.

[@tashasharp815]

​@Garth-bd3pu you forgot about the other guy that no one knows of or cares about

[@horacio-ho3bf]

Merkin Caucasian?

[@FattyMateo]

I love how first guy did absolutely nothing when his hands were free, but once he was cuffed, he was the hardest dude on earth

[@MainMite06]

He's definitely gonna sent to Uranus by Oomfie with triple-double no assist..

[@lornadouglas9893]

Obviously he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag!

[@heysassafras]

He might be a 5'6" targeted pretty boy but he ain't nothin' to play with ☠️

[@madtrucker0983]

​@@MainMite06😂

[@firstlast476]

his 15% came out.

[@raymaas8330]

I'm disappointed the first brat didn't get charged with threatening a police officer.

[@TheSourKraut]

Me too, but then again, no judge could take this clown serious enough to read the charge with a straight face. Besides, IF they had charged him with that, he'd believe it would give him actual street cred....

[@jaredR207]

@@raymaas8330 especially when he kept repeating it and being so specific about it, I know they usually let it go if the suspect says a general threat one time and the cop asks them if they are making a threat but they don't continue from there, this dude doubled down on it, then elaborated on it just to make sure the threat was understood.

[@kaj73]

Sounds like this dude is a homophobe.😂😂

[@Jblaze024]

FTP

[@xenomorph2056]

​@@Jblaze024found the criminal 😂

[@aecra]

this is one of those kids who say “my hood” when they lived in a 6 figure house in a gated community

[@crispyninja6147]

@@aecra bro I live in a community in a small town in Canada and the houses range from 400k to 1.4 million and there’s these two teens that walk around and vandalize concrete road blocks with “fuck pigs” and all this shit like they were born and raised in fuckin Compton. You live in a middle to high class neighborhood and you’re white af like chill 😂😂

[@aecra]

i didnt expect anyone to see my comment 😭

[@Slidyslide]

Two things I was not expecting to hear during this video: The safety dance Free R. Kelly

[@picax8398]

right? lmfao

[@meyzen3893]

But "I will donate sperm to your soul mate" was expected?

[@mattn.1310]

What about Oomfie?

[@burtpatio]

also referencing weird ass Kevin Gates as a genius lol

[@whutzat]

Safety Dance is a great song though

[@ChrisBrokamp]

If you close your eyes, it's like being inside Call of Duty voice chat.

[@WeezingOnTheJuice]

@@ChrisBrokamp best comment

[@taylor22222222]

@@WeezingOnTheJuice agreed lol 😆

[@candacedixon6443]

Yesssss!😅

[@SmilerORocker]

Lol yes.... was thinking it reminded me of my son turning 13 and being allowed to swear and.he spent a few days practicing 😂😂😂 funny ass shit 😂😂 (but he sure wasn't raised to speak like that to his elders!)

[@edgarurajoe90]

😂

[@Spence937]

First dude couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.

[@mrblueun1080]

A wet one.. LOL 😂

[@aliway4136]

​@@mrblueun1080grrr you beat me to it by 2 minutes 🤣🤣

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Because he’s yt obviously

[@mrblueun1080]

@@aliway4136 lol sorry

[@draculinalilith396]

hes like a chihuahua

[@darlene_rosestrickland5321]

The second guy had me cracking up the whole time 😂 is oomphie happy 😂

[@kodawitdasoda_]

Kid watched a KZbin video on Freemasons right before he got arrested 🤣🤣🤣

[@Danny-bd1ch]

For the all knowing crowd, that is all it takes.

[@77thTrombone]

He didn't see the Monty Python sketch, apparently.

[@yellows10dude]

As a Freemason, what did I do to young homie??

[@ygwaltgmb]

😂 cause his rants were all over the place

[@FrancisB1999]

Honestly 😂.

[@mr.nipples556]

He is wearing a Michael Kors’ shirt, and the designer is married to another man. The kid has no idea what he is talking about! 😂

[@BOOPSBOOPS-r8n]

Homophobia goes hand in hand with general stupidity, so this doesnt surprise me That's hilarious tho. The jokes write themselves

[@simonacland9028]

Especially the part where he said the smartest people are in jail lol.

[@joel.ha.]

​@@simonacland9028he used KEVIN GATES as an example of smart people in jail lmfaoooo

[@candacedixon6443]

Thank you for this! 😅

[@joel.ha.]

@@mr.nipples556 my comment was deleted already wtf

[@AxtionMag]

Being an r kelly fanboy ain’t the hill to die on, bruh.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@AxtionMag free Kelly fn

[@UchayKaykay]

Someone check ​@@bangbangninergang5644's hard drive

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

Being an r kelly fan today is like being an epstien fan or that you still support Dan Crane

[@chez1111]

@@bangbangninergang5644 you tired yet mate

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@chez1111 no, I gotta keep putting yall in yalls place 😊

[@nonshitposter9494]

That moment when he starts name dropping his favorite "intellectual" rap artists and everyone is in jail for violent charges 😂

[@ZombieGaming212]

listing kevin gates as one of your idols is crazyyy😂😂 that man is one of the horniest mfs i’ve ever seen

[@chickens1337]

He's acting like jail will make you intellectual or something. No, man, if those people were smart and intellectual, they already were before they went in. Go to college to get smarter, not jail, dummy.

[@BucketOfShame]

second guy was actually just voicing every thought that came into his mind

[@breezyyyyyyyyyyy]

ithink hes on drugs lol

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

The second guy was out of it. I actually like that song he was starting to sing.

[@beccadis2823]

He is off his rocker/mental, Oomfie is in his mind's ear. We need Asylums to make a comeback, jails/prisons are Not for everyone.

[@bijouxdoum6199]

​@@beccadis2823 I liked the 2nd guy

[@DjSicEm]

He was trying to be crazy on purpose but to me it’s just cringe

[@chez1111]

The first guy’s vocabulary is hurting my brain

[@SkeekyDragon]

WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE SECOND GUY!!!

[@chez1111]

@@SkeekyDragon that guy cracked me up😭😭

[@thewaver8]

I almost fear to ask what the second guy's vocabulary might do to you then :D

[@testsubject6829]

I hate the word bro due to these brainrot kids

[@kevinveach22]

You mean lack of vocabulary 😂

[@kar702]

It’s hard to tell if drugs have driven this second man out of his mind, or if he was schizophrenic, and took drugs

[@Caffeinated_Acrobat]

Likely both. Many schizophrenic people use drugs and alcohol to self-medicate their symptoms.

[@Tengokuchi]

No that's just how Gen z talks.

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

😂 ​@@Tengokuchi

[@Calories_Shmalories]

​@@Tengokuchi No. Just 30% of the generation.

[@Nightcrawl7]

@@Tengokuchi if you genuinely believe this you're literally more deranged than the 2nd guy, the guy was obviously zooted the fuck out of his mind

[@LadyRaine333]

“I’m barely a minority”…..sir what?🤣

[@Potato-xm4yk]

Oh yk just young people in California getting brainwashed by California

[@tarael86]

I wonder if his justification for saying homophobic slurs is that he's 25% gay too.

[@MainMite06]

Maybe R.kelly put the key in his ignition!

[@guyanomaly]

As a 25% secret closeted homosexual bisexual Freemason, I give him the pass

[@vgames1543]

Guess which third open eye he is talking about.

[@billionairebychoice8436]

Homophobic? Lol. A phobia is a fear of something. So that's an inaccurate way to describe someone who is disgusted by something. Someone saying it's disgusting does not make them any kind of "phobe". The first guy was crazy but in that respect he had more sense than a lot of people.

[@jewelsluv67]

@@MainMite06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cooltraineraaron4618]

"Are we holed up in Germany, phoning friends we don't have?" Bro, drugs are craaazy

[@yakk13]

I read this as he was saying it

[@kpark8607]

It said his name is Paul and he has mental health issues at the end. That’s sad.

[@sncounts]

Triple double no assist

[@mattd2022]

@@yakk13 bro same XD

[@joemiranda1404]

But it's not Oomfie, It's never Oomfie. I'm on the secondary cell block. Max Alty.

[@tjbaden]

You know the first dude is 100% all talk. GUARANTEED!!

[@ImmortalNidhogg]

How it feels to Comprehend The Lesser Key of Solomon when Jesus Christ is a human being but he's actually the dragon everybody keeps swearing they saw around the world (EXTREME Edition) while nobody actually believes in anything

[@5GreenAcres]

But he was speaking truth about Freemason police. They are at the top of every organization.

[@dannigro8794]

The second guy is all talk too, but nonsense talk

[@slothonmercury]

Bro got to jail and called his mommy to cry and bail him out

[@VoidOneGamer]

​@@dannigro8794Yeah he'd be fun to talk to at a party I think, provided I was absolutely hammered.

[@pacluv]

He claims that R. Kelly is so innocent, then lock him up in the same cell that R. Kelly is in. Then we’ll see how long he’ll keep saying that he’s innocent. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rossi5839]

The first guy seems angry at himself for having homosexual encounters

[@Garth-bd3pu]

It's because he's half black and half Mexican.

[@bulletangel]

Yea usually people who act like this secretly want to be pegged

[@geodavras]

@@Garth-bd3pu 1/4 black and part Mexican

[@TerpeneProfile1]

@@Garth-bd3pu Blexican

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Hahahhahaha

[@felipe-suomi]

In a parallel universe, Oomfie is concerned about losing their best triple double soldier and not being able to assist…

[@Paco1337]

Dude really called himself "pretty boy" 💀💀

[@Ohmyadeline]

Always the 5 and unders who think they're incredibly attractive. Dude was a 3 on his best day.

[@patsysmothermon7861]

😅😅😅

[@marcodipietro8835]

fr🤣🤣

[@asc3998]

Yeah, I thought the same. He really thinks highly of himself.

[@ooshgooch7671]

They love pretty boys in prison

[@WoeIsLee]

You cant fool me, thats just Eric Andre in costume in that first clip.

[@absoluteit1614]

His 3rd eye will get opened further in prison.

[@adamantium1983]

If he wants it or not… 😂

[@debk9889]

😂😂😂

[@Stevo.100]

​@@adamantium1983 clearly he wants it.

[@ddjjj33]

😂

[@reha1066]

😂

[@puppetmasterey]

That first guy is the epitome of the Ron White quote "I had the right to remain silent. Just not the ability".

[@f-puppet]

I had to mute the video, cause he was just annoying as heck. I guess he was putting on airs for his 25% black heritage🤣. If I was him, I would try and showcase that 25% as being an upstanding citizen. I wouldn't follow the path of other idiots with the same heritage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@TammyDaye-y7b]

❤💯

[@IAmALawyerToo]

Or, “you can’t fix stu Pid.”

[@harristhesecondcomin]

That's a hilarious quote.

[@ArtWithKiki]

I gotta say, I'm kinda interested in hearing more of the Oomfie lore.

[@debk9889]

😂 me too!

[@izzy2507-q5w]

same

[@russelloxford7118]

Netflix special in 2026.

[@therealrantroom]

😂 I'm obsessed with oomfie. I need to know more

[@sour_grapes4280]

3mo later… any luck on Oomphie? I’ll be loosing sleep over this one

[@nothx962]

11:56 "Are we holed up in Germany phoning friends we dont have?" Okay this guy was kinda funny 😂

[@broadsidedarth7801]

In 10 seconds this kid has me convinced he's gonna end up spending most of his life behind bars

[@PChamileon97]

or in the forever box

[@chunkymonkeysteadyfunky]

Good. Bro hates gays when people like him are obviously the problem with society.

[@AmeenKOM]

"Oomfie" "Triple double no assist" these.. are gonna stay with me for a long time!!!

[@MainMite06]

This is going to stay with you in the binary😂😂

[@preston3048]

@@MainMite06 Oh hey its you

[@LolGamer5]

Max Ulti LMFAO (pretty sure he said Ulti like ultimate ability instead of alty)

[@danielgriffin8566]

Triple double no assists, Elon musk on yo bitch

[@debroofgreen]

His SS number starts with a 2 and ends with a triple double oomphee

[@weasellylittleliardude]

First bro is such a try hard, I have second hand embarrassment for his mother.

[@bivvystridents3752]

She likely has no shame either.

[@SpaghettiTheEddie]

@@bivvystridents3752 the most unfortunate "sad but true" comment ever, that kid deserved better mother and father figures

[@JoeDirtisawsome]

first dude sounds like a self hating bi dude who's dealing with a lot of insecurities. No straight dude just brings up homosexuality and bisexuality out of nowhere like that. Dude was obsessed.

[@mesmile8076]

Fr he’s cringe asl

[@chickens1337]

He's like a little J-roc, nomesayin? Some wisdom from J-roc: "Being kinda white is like being sorta dead or a bit pregnant. You either are white or you're not, nomesayin?"

[@daedae999]

This first guy has to be playing a character

[@ninthundertow]

23?! He looks 14 and acts like a 9 year old....

[@narutofan4545]

The cop isn't any better

[@Spartan8181TTV]

@@narutofan4545 lmao you seem mad

[@narutofan4545]

@@Spartan8181TTV just stating fax

[@Picheal43]

So it all adds up then 😂

[@PdZ2012]

What did the cop do wrong, @@narutofan4545?

[@RandomPerson-by1hr]

Ain't no way Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim has the N-Word pass 😭

[@lc4life369]

No replies? Let me fix that😊😂

[@kovy689]

Ok, you win!

[@clannishkobra8965]

Lmao 🤣 Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim. I was thinking of Great Value brand but Dollar is cheaper 😂

[@captainstefanie]

It’s giving Shaun King 😅

[@TrappedInHell830]

Why you do that Scott pilgrim?!?!

[@joshuaamado559]

7:12 LMAO I knew you’d pull up the file as soon as he mentioned R Kelly. This channels editors are doing a fantastic job

[@jl8217]

The first kid made an absolute spectacle of himself. Poor lad.

[@carolinerondon8934]

We are beginning to see the effects of fatherless kids expanding to all other communities

[@Aye.Eye.Captain]

First kid is 1000000% closeted and hates himself for it. Self hate goes DEEEEEP.

[@DebbyRodgers]

AGREE!!!!

[@PhrostyGaming]

It's okay, he's 25% black.

[@joel.ha.]

Yeah nobody accuses anyone of gayness more than a secret gay. I guess in jail he will be yanked out of the closet

[@Mashy8722]

Def was thinking the same thing

[@austen244]

He’s probably also a Freemason

[@hammerhead222]

At least the second guy made sense.

[@MrUbiquitousTech]

And he knows Oomfie

[@peacelovemusic3400]

I related to all of it 😂

[@j.a.greene3523]

Between the two, I’d take Ommfie over R. Kelly’s #1 fan.

[@audrei679]

@@j.a.greene3523 who wouldnt. oomphie got that triple double no assist dog pound.

[@119bm14]

Second guy spit out enough material for another System of a Down album

[@ugaais]

Chop Gooey

[@Aaron-y7u]

Chop Oomphie

[@Faaaaaabri]

“I’m not dumb” But he wants to free R.Kelly, claims it’s his hero, threatens an officer and then confirms that he threatened an officer. Yeah buddy you’re a modern day super genius

[@vetheros]

"You look like your name aught to be Kurt" is the weirdest insult I've ever heard.

[@paulhillegass7738]

Found the dude named Kurt

[@artyom9137]

@@vetheros Whats up Kurt

[@herculesbrofister265]

typical internet. trying so hard to come up with a clever insult that it becomes just a weird word salad.

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

@@herculesbrofister265 Yeah. Calling somebody a freemason is an insult? If somebody called me that, I'd be like, "Yeah, alright. Am I supposed to be upset by that?" It's like calling me a Shriner or Rotary Club guy, whatever.

[@bwilson21345]

@@Skank_and_Gutterboy my uncle is a Freemason. One of the coolest guys I know

[@JMcKey21]

First dude talking about the officer having a wife but being bisexual behind closed doors is really showing his hand lmao.

[@SmilerORocker]

Yeah... aren't we meant to be cool with that stuff now? 😂😂😂 👍🇮🇪

[@terriblebadgamer]

that dude was supper honest tho i doubt it everytime he insulted someone he would be super honest about him self like hes 25% black 5'6" and not on the skinniest side and he listens to some freemason artists

[@liloni444]

​@@terriblebadgamerit was actually funny how he kept bringing up his own shortcomings lmao

[@MarysTwin]

This kid doesn't know the meaning of the word "targeted". He looks 12.

[@SquatCobbler-Cry]

Hey...he's 25% black...

[@qinggxiin]

bro does NOT look 12 years old, dude looks like he's in his 40s

[@VirtualVandal]

@@qinggxiinHe has the mentality of a 12 year old 💀 I can’t believe people are just so open to threatening law enforcement and being a complete public nuisance😐

[@muppet_horse]

Hes gotta be like 20

[@archadiano]

@@muppet_horse He said he is 23

[@lastknightleft]

the first kid talked like someone that's never been punched in the mouth before

[@m420-nd1if]

Too many people nowadays have never had to face consequences for not behaving civiliyy

[@BigBassM1K3Y]

My thoughts EXACTLY!

[@TheTacticalApe]

The second guy would make a phenomenal streamer

[@Jozzy128]

I thought it was XQC

[@TravisPastramee]

@@Jozzy128 Wow you ain't lying. 😂

[@DST.73]

@@Jozzy128 XQC? Like the one with a T instead?

[@015beans]

And filibuster

[@blueeyedbatman]

The narrator explaining who the rappers were absolutely caught me off guard and i cant stop laughing 😂

[@akosua8779]

As a black person...the n word makes me feel uncomfortable when any one says it even in songs ...but the amount of times he said is just f***ing CRINGE.....so embrassing to hear people speak like that so causally

[@jenniferfree4144]

Yes! Thank you...any race that utters that word makes me cringe.

[@sashaaaaaaaaaaaaa333]

U not black then fn

[@jordanjay1479]

GLol he definitely wasn't talking like that at the county 😂 and what type of drugs was the second dude on hahaha

[@emilydavis408]

That second boy is riding so high he is in the matrix seeing code 😂

[@sabrinacrow668]

Deadassssssss😂😂😂

[@twistedgamer238]

I think hes faking too try and get taken too the hospital.

[@theKeekster]

He has mental health issues. It's even known in the city of Lakewood that Paul has struggled with them. The narrator talked about it at the end of the vid.

[@charleshale7025]

@@twistedgamer238 nah brother, that’s the real thing

[@chrisbills389]

@@twistedgamer238 he looks high on something. It happens

[@PatriciaCoberly]

Second guy: What a long, strange trip...

[@RenixGames]

"Triple double no assist, Elon Musk on yo bitch" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 this line got me dying 😂😂

[@P.D.A.P.S.]

Heavy bars

[@GarrettPDGA]

"With Mr. Miagi and... a future Hokage?!" got me for little to no reason

[@fellcat832]

W pfp man. Gotta love brain salad surgery

[@Mr.BusterHighman]

"Free masons?" "Reptilians?" Wtf is he talking about? SENATORS! LITTLE GREEN MEN! THE BOY SCOUTS! 😂

[@TwitcyTrain]

Quote of the year: “You probably not human, is you. You is reptilian.” So insightful and thought provoking. Is our world turning into the movie Idiocracy?

[@StaticWow]

No, just America

[@bivvystridents3752]

As of Nov 5th it became official.

[@TwitcyTrain]

@@bivvystridents3752I can’t say I agree with you on that.

[@Conspiracycreeps]

​@bivvystridents3752 well since 75million people disagree and currently the cumala supporters are shaving their heads and threatening to poison and divorce their husband's i would say we avoided idocracy. Oh your team also believe a man can have a period so maybe not bring your limited understanding of the current state of affairs into KZbin comments lol

[@marthawhitehouse9838]

Yes!

[@algernon_2023]

A spoiled little rich kid in his Michael Kors sweatshirt, playing at being a gangster. One day in lockup and he'd be crying for his mommy and daddy.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@LaDiDaDeee]

Angry elf 😠

[@fmcdomer]

When he goes to jail. He goes with the blacks

[@doodchappin]

To be fair most of the "gangsters" don't have dad's and yet they still cry more than my cousin whose a baby.

[@Stop_Gooning]

I got sent to jail for a month during my "white suburban gangster" phase. Honestly, jail was kindof a breeze. Everybody in my cell block was really chill, we just sat around and played cards all month. I read a bunch of books.

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

Give brother his Oomphie and his Triple Double No Assist

[@PlatinumHustle]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤪

[@sandychilds3253]

Along with (15:18) "a triple double no-scope and a LeBron James to Jupiter." YEEEEE-hah!

[@FlameShawtyZuko]

I’m crying from that guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

@@sandychilds3253 ultra.

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

@@sandychilds3253 and and an Oomphie that's concerned for his safety

[@GHOST.626]

The way he said "Oh dude, but this seat bealt dude. I gotta tell you about this seatbelt" made me feel like he was about to sell me a very nice seatbelt.

[@xenabobena4779]

I read the word Brainrot and I immediately clicked on it! You were not kidding!

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@bryanroque7596]

@@bangbangninergang5644KZbin?

[@adamschrader328]

@@bangbangninergang5644 Something is typical. 😁

[@fluttercoat3899]

​@@bangbangninergang5644 white people don't act like a black guy

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@adamschrader328 ⚪️

[@michellerhodes5477]

That guy in the second part reminds me of my schizophrenic son when he stops taking his meds. 😢 I wouldn't wish paranoid schizophrenia on my worst enemies. It's absolutely heartbreaking and the most helpless feeling. Especially since they are adults and adjudicating them as mentally unable to make decisions for themselves is an EXTREMELY difficult process. Finding resources to help because they are unable to work, juggling hospital stays, appointments, meds... it's exhausting and I wish my first born didn't have to suffer like he is. Be thankful and grateful if you are mentally well and healthy and your children are too.

[@neevienook]

My heart went out to him.......Turmoil......Hope he has some peace.....

[@miguelservetus9534]

I can not imagine your pain. You are a good person to help him. He is fortunate to have you as a dad. If I may, I will thank you for him.

[@gabriellashimone6546]

Schizophrenia is a nightmare one can't wake up from that just keeps getting worse. My heart goes out to you and your son.

[@NessintheWest]

It was so obvious he was struggling and having an episode vs the 1st spoiled little BOY playing tough. Very sad to watch. Peace to you and your son.

[@bcaye]

We had a guy LEO would bring to the ER 3-4x/year. He wasn't dangerous to anyone, even himself, but he scared people. When he hit rock bottom he would let them take him in. Once he had a pneumonia and stayed a week. On his meds he was a very intelligent and personable man. Turns out he was the heir to a considerable fortune, and his folks did care but what could they do? Definitely a nightmare for loved ones.

[@marknihem5632]

Second guy actually has a chance, just get off the drugs. Honestly, the shit he was saying was weird but I was listening to all of it intently.

[@Kittykitt129]

@@marknihem5632 it made sense! totally seemed like he thought he was in a game chat online

[@FastNCurious88]

Same same actually

[@lexivonhelsen]

Right he was saying it’s so convincingly

[@chrispelletier9618]

he has mental issues

[@maplejakee]

Same, I went full investigation mode on his shirt too. He made a custom shirt that plays on his name lol. The top at the back says Iceberg Slim who's a famous pimp (whom he looks up to i guess) and then at the bottom in small text it says Paul Goldberg, Paul being his first name as discovered at the end of the video. I think his right sleeve even has the twitch tv logo on it, none of it makes any sense which is fitting for him lmao.

[@Bassplayer2021]

23 years old and still acting like a child. "Bro im not stoopid, got my third eye open..."

[@andreicomancianu2608]

"Man... Did we take advice from... A Romanian... war criminal? Was that our plan?"

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

he's talking like Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing.

[@Rob-gf3pb]

@@ChaseThePinballWizardfor real!!!

[@Rob-gf3pb]

The guy has some natural intellect though. U can tell by how widely and quickly his brain rattles crazy shit Most crazy people will not have such a vast scope of crazy😂

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

@@Rob-gf3pb he's intelligent, but tweaking.

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

@@Rob-gf3pb thats because hes probably on acid.

[@BelkaWeiss]

23 acting like a 13 year old...

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@minecraftfox4384]

​@@bangbangninergang5644coping hard, ain't ya?

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@minecraftfox4384 just speaking facts, I know it hurts 😢

[@youfoundmecongrats]

don’t compare this loser to us 13 year olds

[@The_Real_Zer0]

@@bangbangninergang5644 crime statistics going off rn

[@celoceanicon]

"Probably not even fully human, is you" "You probably reptilian, ain't you?"... the brainrot is real...

[@MainMite06]

He needs Triple double no assist from our friend Oomfie😂😂

[@RupertWins]

I never thought I'd actually hear people talk like that

[@h.d.h]

That's mental illness, not brainrot

[@ritishify]

You see stuff like this and somehow people still think it's not a big deal the amount of deception and misinformation being shared on the internet. From fake pranks presented as if they were real to ambiguous speech used by some to generate engagement from all kinds of viewers: those who understand the joke, those who don't get the sarcasm and interpret it as another joke, those who don't understand anything but just want to be a part of something... Marketing must be one of the most evil jobs out there.

[@RupertWins]

@@ritishify Stop worrying and accept your Reptilian overlords

[@strangeone7198]

How could you be so unself aware as the first dude

[@bigtts1722]

That Black wannabe kid watched the first season of The Boondocks and thought he had us figured out 💀

[@stoneprisms1313]

😂

[@ricknmorty7732]

He’s “25 % Black” remember ? 😭

[@nofriendgaming666]

i love the boondocks

[@akshakur3962]

Let’s be fr… that kid was barely black 😭 like cmon 25%??

[@Stevo.100]

​@@ricknmorty7732 I bet you he made that up, nobody is doing a DNA test on him, it's easy to make it up so you can give an excuse to say it. I think just say it, if black people can say it everyone can, because every race is equal.

[@MartRavor]

First one is a total badass, said no one. Parents must be proud.

[@lauralee9694]

Absolutely no one 😂

[@5GreenAcres]

I'm proud of him for speaking truth about Freemasons.

[@williambeast8665]

@5GreenAcres Facts🤙😂 he was funny

[@iMsOiNsO]

He said I’m barely a minority and every sentence ended with nigga 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@JanieBgrand]

@@5GreenAcres😂😂😂

[@BethyCaraBethy]

That second dude is having the time of his life 😅

[@holdmeclosertonydanza22]

​@jorgejiminez-rk1uu I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm wondering if there's some DID going on here. He mentions "we" a lot, he mentions "alt" (though I know it could be 'ult', like 'ultimate' in a video game), and 'Oomfie' might be a secondary personality? Not certain.

[@rainonwires]

@@holdmeclosertonydanza22 he’s definitely not DID. He’s either schizophrenic/schizoaffective or on drugs. He’s using a mix of video game terminology and twitter terminology.

[@SkeekyDragon]

DUDE! I dunno what he took.....but I WANT SOME!

[@Froggynarrations]

@@holdmeclosertonydanza22more like general psychosis either meth induced or from mental illness like schizophrenia he looks in the age group where schizophrenia presents typically in men

[@Runner_Chic]

​@@SkeekyDragon OMG!!!! Nooooo. I shouldn't be laughing this hard. 😂😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so emotionally conflicted

[@emilycook1157]

First kid wants to drop the soap around R. Kelly... but he's too old for R. Kelly.

[@NorainuVR]

Second guy is living his best life

[@Kojic414]

😂😂😂😂

[@xXChaos420Xx]

That first kid is out to make enemies with literally every human being that isn't Kevin Gates or R. Kelly.

[@sandwichman100]

if he gets into prison hes going to meet some really friendly men

[@SnibsnBibs]

He's living in a world of truly remarkable adventure. Never a dull moment in his life.

[@littytitt]

@@sandwichman100most of the people i’m prison are petty thieves on their last strike, emotional crashouts you can outsmart, and pedos nobody’s doing shit

[@OccamsRazor67]

OMG 🤦🏻‍♀️ …”TARGETED”???? This fool thinks he’s being racially profiled?!?! Where I live, if a demonstrably Caucasian kid behaves that way, he’ll quickly find himself the target of negative peer attention.

[@susanalexander6721]

R. Kelly doesn't have access to young girls right now. Feel sure he'd love to meet this Lil kid in jail.

[@dermomedia]

The 2nd guy is tripping, 100%. He keeps saying triple double, no assist and platinum, I think he’s referencing rocket league. He is 100% on acid, HAS to be.

[@madelinesills8259]

I was really wondering what game he was referencing.

[@davidwagenblast5717]

just seems like schizophrenia to me. drug use could have exacerbated it but that's not why he's acting like that

[@StoneCorazon]

That’s not acid, that’s some type of upper.

[@Abstrakt_YT]

@@StoneCorazonit’s probably both tbh not many uppers will do this to you alone

[@metsheinmarkmm]

sounded like league at first but probably not

[@keanariley7764]

What in the actual f@$k did I just listen to? 🤣

[@leadboots72]

The second guy is 100% interplanetary. Hope he finds his way back to solid ground.

[@nickTeeKaystrickland]

"Did we take advice from a Romanian War Criminal? Was that our plan?" 😂

[@merkkenem]

I'm feeling safe dog, hella safe

[@bethdavis6863]

@@merkkenemYYyyy

[@Lenoxlanellc]

Oomfie

[@Toushi99]

So many good lines lmao I hope that guys okay now he’s funny

[@peacelovemusic3400]

So much content 🙌

[@USArmyKorea]

The first guy is just angry. The second guy is insane.

[@sandwichman100]

first time out after years playing xbox games in the basement

[@searchiemusic]

no my man that is k2

[@ebenwight513]

​@@searchiemusicis that Bath Salts? Synthetic weed?

[@moderaterevolution504]

First kid was clearly insane too what the hell are you talking about? He was talking about reptilians etc. Thats schizophrenia or meth induced psychosis.

[@JohnFKennedy420]

@@ebenwight513K2 is synthetic weed yes. Also know as Ketamine. They are all different names for the same substance. Bath salts are an entirely different drug

[@Vertyskirty]

The first guy repeatedly saying he isnt scared while literally shaking is actually hilarious

[@equisnrolly]

the first kid is mindbogglingly annoying

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

2 of his charges are bullshit and all the other stuff doesnt really matter bro.

[@stevenmoore3480]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss what matters is that kid is an humongous turd, any and all charges legit.

[@robt8094]

It’s spelled mind-bottling

[@MathewMacielMusic]

The cut to Kevin Gates and R. Kelly was hilarious lol

[@bull1s]

it was 🤣🤣🤣 said their charges and everything lol

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

I think 2 of his charges are bogus amd hes just angery. Second guy should get checked out medically guys sweating bullets i think maybe be swallowed stimulents or is faking insanity or is not faking

[@chazaq2010]

Notice buddy didn’t say his Father he named rappers 🤡

[@RaymondTerryn]

That kid is definitely not going to be talking as tough in the jail yard 😂

[@kayetaylor5551]

Tell me you nothing about life😂😂😂😂 without telling me you know absolutely nothing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniebullington6604]

Those who accuse other of being closet homosexuals are normally struggling with their own sexuality.

[@thomascrutchfield4572]

Or they are just pushy bottoms

[@bangbangninergang5644]

YT’s usually don’t open up about things like that 🫨

[@Optora.]

@@bangbangninergang5644 what is YT? Young Tiktokers?

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@Optora. WHITE 😉 you knew what it meant

[@ceesan5605]

Yup….

[@MannyBrum]

That second guy's monologue is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

[@MainMite06]

Oomfie got that that triple double no assist!

[@shortshift327]

Spot on. It’s like listening to someone speaking English and a completely different language simultaneously. Switching between the two every other sentence. But the English sentences are like Scrabble. You get the individual words on tiles, then have to unscramble them to create the best coherent sentence possible. But, you only get half of the word tiles (randomly), and have to figure out the rest

[@Pookiebaby7413]

The first kid is actually hilarious. This shit is gold. He says things like “my third eye is open” followed directly by homophobia, then endorses r Kelly like he wasn’t at the diddy parties.

[@blanco-sanchez450]

I thought so too 😂. I don’t think he’s serious or just some suburban guy that really likes rap music

[@Bellaboo2-o9k]

The designer of the shirt he’s wearing is a gay dude w a husband😭 I also love how he spews the N word then says “ I’m barely a minority”

[@markekar6021]

you must not understand. his third eye is open. he was at the diddy parties. all consensual when kelly was there.

[@scar4892]

You guys laugh but he's right lmao

[@darlene_rosestrickland5321]

I’m not complying ! I give up… I’m resisting ! Kick the soccer ball 😂💀 what is he on 😂

[@ryanhenning3455]

Defending R Kelly and Kevin Gates but then saying he hates the Free Masons... Ironic.

[@pneuma6421]

Kid is so lost and doesn't even realize it

[@cerberus1166]

thats acting like kevin gates and r kelly are freemasons though? the freemasons wouldnt allow their own to spend that time in jail. they arent called the injailmasons.

[@chloesmith9690]

What did Kevin gates do? Just curious I’m out of the loop I guess

[@codrs2662]

@@chloesmith9690if you have to ask your just as lost

[@Miltroon]

@@chloesmith9690 6:18

[@Therealcloudyy]

Second guy seems chill .

[@paladin1758]

Lmao

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Hes sweating like hes in the shower

[@robwojo]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss Drugs are a hell of a drug

[@alexanderchippel]

​@@TheAnnoyingBossIt was raining and when they pinned him they pinned him in a puddle.

[@simonghostrailey]

dude said "imma ff" not even after 15 min :))

[@mydobie130]

It's always him because he is the one creating it.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Leave that yt man alone

[@chez1111]

@@bangbangninergang5644you tired yet?

[@grilledsleaze]

@@chez1111 that things gotta be a bot 😅 no one has time to literally respond to every comment made on this video and only 1% of the comments are distinguishable thoughts 😂

[@armymarshal13]

Something really got that guy going

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@chez1111 it depends on if I see anymore comments I don’t like 😊

[@AcheAbram]

11:06 "my fellow officers" has me dying 😂