Police vs. Brainrot TikTok Teens

[@ghostfrieza2904]

Saying R. Kelly is your hero unironically is absolutely insane 😂

[@bangbangninergang5644]

I think he was being funny and not actually being serious 🤔

[@ihavetheworldssmallestdick4568]

He is my hero lol

[@DoughBoyDopeBoy]

@@bangbangninergang5644pedophilia is funny, huh. I’m glad that makes it ok, because it was just a joke.

[@DoughBoyDopeBoy]

@@bangbangninergang5644”I think he was being funny” - in reference to a shcizo talking about free masons and pedophilia. I want to like YOU PEOPLE. But YOU PEOPLE don’t even like yourselves. Don’t let that go over your head. My white community isn’t shooting at eachother because we live on a different street 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

[@ninamarielavu]

How u kno he really did that stop believing every thing u hear ​@@DoughBoyDopeBoy

[@Atrus999]

The first kid is probably thinking how he's going to be a famous rapper one day when in reality he'll be homeless and on drugs for the majority of his life.

[@nevermoreraven4746]

Eh, he'll have a home. Prison and his name will be Nancy.

[@matthewla16]

@@nevermoreraven4746bruh I’ll make you put koolaid on your lips and hold my pocket

[@grimkiller696]

@@nevermoreraven4746 5 foot 6 Nancy XD

[@McCucumber]

I mean that would maybe be a more moral life than making a lot of money and not being homeless and swearing an oath you never intended to keep or were never intelligent enough to understand. This kid did nothing wrong from what I can tell the cops are articulating that he successfully cross the street and they want to give him a ticket for pedestrian in the roadway but they really don't want to give him a ticket they just want to do that as a way to violate his rights and run his name through a database to see if he has any warrants. You see this is the opposite of freedom that is why I don't support it. I just wonder why people would support stuff like this because this is the opposite of freedom and these cops are not going after a real criminals they are going after while they are creating a victim aren't they? Now I articulated why I do not support this victim creation can the people that do support this articulates why? Just curious why anybody would support this nonsense but I'm sure you might have a reason.

[@IdahoRanchGirl]

Like most of the graduates from Tik Tok University

[@BenHatira]

Okey the second guy is pretty much a human form of every twitch chat ...

[@johnnycab8986]

Definitely schizophrenic.

[@nicoleadams2321]

You are hereby nominated for best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jake_3946]

@BenHatira it's like his mind tried to go to a happy place. Unfortunately it was a twitch stream lmao

[@ToddMiller-nl2wn]

@BenHatira This dude must be on some serious drugs! Kudos to the cop who took him in and was able to tune all that out.

[@joedumbassbuck5755]

Brain damage triple-double. No assist full Max alti

[@cooltraineraaron4618]

"Are we holed up in Germany, phoning friends we don't have?" Bro, drugs are craaazy

[@yakk13]

I read this as he was saying it

[@kpark8607]

It said his name is Paul and he has mental health issues at the end. That’s sad.

[@sncounts]

Triple double no assist

[@mattd2022]

@@yakk13 bro same XD

[@joemiranda1404]

But it's not Oomfie, It's never Oomfie. I'm on the secondary cell block. Max Alty.

[@raymaas8330]

I'm disappointed the first brat didn't get charged with threatening a police officer.

[@TheSourKraut]

Me too, but then again, no judge could take this clown serious enough to read the charge with a straight face. Besides, IF they had charged him with that, he'd believe it would give him actual street cred....

[@jaredR207]

@@raymaas8330 especially when he kept repeating it and being so specific about it, I know they usually let it go if the suspect says a general threat one time and the cop asks them if they are making a threat but they don't continue from there, this dude doubled down on it, then elaborated on it just to make sure the threat was understood.

[@kaj73]

Sounds like this dude is a homophobe.😂😂

[@Jblaze024]

FTP

[@xenomorph2056]

​@@Jblaze024found the criminal 😂

[@violist833]

the second guy is speaking to a higher power that we can’t possibly fathom

[@GreenClawForestry]

Triple double no assist!

[@IEatChickenAlmostDaily]

go to church an you will learn all about them.

[@samblack5313]

Oomfie

[@MisstyG]

The Highest Power is the Lord of Heaven and earth. A higher power than this kid, would be the enemy of our souls, which he likely has tapped into, so you're right.

[@MisstyG]

​@@IEatChickenAlmostDaily, not necessarily, but hopefully. It depends on the church, and there are very few churches teaching God's word, these days. One can still read God's word though.

[@almightygoose242]

Second guy sounds like he's just endlessly reading out predictive text results

[@JoeTurmoil]

Pretty sure he is a glitched NPC.

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

He is one of those new AI generated random NPC's.

[@XxflamingarrowxX]

he is literal AI

[@0w0]

on shrooms probably

[@Frosty_43]

Best description so far

[@youtubecommentsectiondebates]

"Probably not even fully human, is you" "You probably reptilian, ain't you?"... the brainrot is real...

[@MainMite06]

He needs Triple double no assist from our friend Oomfie😂😂

[@RupertWins]

I never thought I'd actually hear people talk like that

[@kodawitdasoda_]

Kid watched a KZbin video on Freemasons right before he got arrested 🤣🤣🤣

[@Danny-bd1ch]

For the all knowing crowd, that is all it takes.

[@77thTrombone]

He didn't see the Monty Python sketch, apparently.

[@yellows10dude]

As a Freemason, what did I do to young homie??

[@ygwaltgmb]

😂 cause his rants were all over the place

[@FrancisB1999]

Honestly 😂.

[@QQyoko]

Shoutout to Oomfie with the triple double no assist.

[@bluegrooveracing]

Back it up two times for Dr. Dre.

[@JoshFortj]

Ssss aaaa ffff eeee tttt yyyy

[@TheSHTFFarm]

😂😂😂

[@BKLINE2003]

😂😂

[@baconstrips6260]

It is said that during ICE CUBE's good day, he also hit a triple double. No mention of assist though😢.

[@Enowapi1]

First dude couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.

[@mrblueun1080]

A wet one.. LOL 😂

[@aliway4136]

​@@mrblueun1080grrr you beat me to it by 2 minutes 🤣🤣

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Because he’s yt obviously

[@mrblueun1080]

@@aliway4136 lol sorry

[@draculinalilith396]

hes like a chihuahua

[@saintgein]

I couldn’t be a cop. No amount of money is worth dealing with the general public. Lordy.

[@MainMite06]

You could definetly enjoy the second guy

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

When the first guy gets so deep into it hes like "even if tiu guys got wives at home. Bisexually you be closested homosexual freemason type shit" 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this dude on man hes lile a hood therapist. "You have a wife but deep down inside you homosexually bixesual and im not about that"

[@smokeykitty6023]

I'm with you there. I have a cop family member. The stories are insane!

[@terrencekanzig4270]

Well said

[@iankilmartin8758]

Not like the money’s worth it to begin with

[@chez1111]

The first guy’s vocabulary is hurting my brain

[@SkeekyDragon]

WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE SECOND GUY!!!

[@chez1111]

@@SkeekyDragon that guy cracked me up😭😭

[@thewaver8]

I almost fear to ask what the second guy's vocabulary might do to you then :D

[@testsubject6829]

I hate the word bro due to these brainrot kids

[@kevinveach22]

You mean lack of vocabulary 😂

[@damustermann]

I hope the person that had to write these subtitles is okay, you earned your money.

[@morbus__]

AI could've written most of them and human only had to check and correct some of them

[@EternalNico1]

@@morbus__ Lol AI would've been too sloppy for this vid

[@morbus__]

@@EternalNico1 thats what i am saying, human could have corrected most of them but for sure didnt write all of it

[@LotusbandicootRR]

@@morbus__ That's what I'm thinking, but if so, they missed one while checking because he definitely didn't say "stick" at 1:49, lol

[@sexy0rthrus]

😂😂😂

[@ReaperSolo]

First guy is a prime example of creating your own problems to play victim

[@Him_He_Me]

Oh, the smartest intellectual people are in jail??? And uh, police dont lock people up douche, its the courts. This kid needs some mental health evaluations

[@Garth-bd3pu]

He did it for r Kelly

[@marshacannon1021]

And then of course, blaming anyone but himself.

[@handsstudios2140]

The second guy would make a phenomenal streamer

[@tjbaden]

You know the first dude is 100% all talk. GUARANTEED!!

[@ImmortalNidhogg]

How it feels to Comprehend The Lesser Key of Solomon when Jesus Christ is a human being but he's actually the dragon everybody keeps swearing they saw around the world (EXTREME Edition) while nobody actually believes in anything

[@5GreenAcres]

But he was speaking truth about Freemason police. They are at the top of every organization.

[@dannigro8794]

The second guy is all talk too, but nonsense talk

[@slothonmercury]

Bro got to jail and called his mommy to cry and bail him out

[@VoidOneGamer]

​@@dannigro8794Yeah he'd be fun to talk to at a party I think, provided I was absolutely hammered.

[@breaklunner]

the great detail of description he gives in accusing the police of being bisexual seems like a personal problem

[@msbee5183]

Hes the type thats gay but only in jail😂 jail bromance

[@miaumix.3.]

Sounds like it's his own fantasy 🫢

[@Rebmetpes4]

Ur kind is the problem, honey Latchkey Chile type person 😂

[@Rebmetpes4]

He's totally gay maybe who knows

[@drovoseg]

He actually proposed homosexual sexual interaction to officers multiple times during arrest (oral sex)

[@Slidyslide]

Two things I was not expecting to hear during this video: The safety dance Free R. Kelly

[@picax8398]

right? lmfao

[@meyzen3893]

But "I will donate sperm to your soul mate" was expected?

[@mattn.1310]

What about Oomfie?

[@burtpatio]

also referencing weird ass Kevin Gates as a genius lol

[@whutzat]

Safety Dance is a great song though

[@user-ey4lx7nc6m]

Second guy: What a long, strange trip...

[@BucketOfShame]

second guy was actually just voicing every thought that came into his mind

[@breezybreezyomfg3505]

ithink hes on drugs lol

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

The second guy was out of it. I actually like that song he was starting to sing.

[@beccadis2823]

He is off his rocker/mental, Oomfie is in his mind's ear. We need Asylums to make a comeback, jails/prisons are Not for everyone.

[@bijouxdoum6199]

​@@beccadis2823 I liked the 2nd guy

[@Chopper140]

He was trying to be crazy on purpose but to me it’s just cringe

[@tarael86]

I wonder if his justification for saying homophobic slurs is that he's 25% gay too.

[@MainMite06]

Maybe R.kelly put the key in his ignition!

[@guyanomaly]

As a 25% secret closeted homosexual bisexual Freemason, I give him the pass

[@vgames1543]

Guess which third open eye he is talking about.

[@billionairebychoice8436]

Homophobic? Lol. A phobia is a fear of something. So that's an inaccurate way to describe someone who is disgusted by something. Someone saying it's disgusting does not make them any kind of "phobe". The first guy was crazy but in that respect he had more sense than a lot of people.

[@jewelsluv67]

@@MainMite06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ross5839]

The first guy seems angry at himself for having homosexual encounters

[@Garth-bd3pu]

It's because he's half black and half Mexican.

[@bulletangel]

Yea usually people who act like this secretly want to be pegged

[@geodavras]

@@Garth-bd3pu 1/4 black and part Mexican

[@MrSmokincodz]

@@Garth-bd3pu Blexican

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Hahahhahaha

[@matt_1984_]

That first kid, when the right to remain silent should be mandatory.

[@absoluteit1614]

His 3rd eye will get opened further in prison.

[@adamantium1983]

If he wants it or not… 😂

[@debk9889]

😂😂😂

[@Stevo.100]

​@@adamantium1983 clearly he wants it.

[@ddjjj33]

😂

[@reha1066]

😂

[@kar702]

It’s hard to tell if drugs have driven this second man out of his mind, or if he was schizophrenic, and took drugs

[@thomashunt6000]

Likely both. Many schizophrenic people use drugs and alcohol to self-medicate their symptoms.

[@Tengokuchi]

No that's just how Gen z talks.

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

😂 ​@@Tengokuchi

[@Calories_Shmalories]

​@@Tengokuchi No. Just 30% of the generation.

[@Nightcrawl7]

@@Tengokuchi if you genuinely believe this you're literally more deranged than the 2nd guy, the guy was obviously zooted the fuck out of his mind

[@AxtionMag]

Being an r kelly fanboy ain’t the hill to die on, bruh.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@AxtionMag free Kelly fn

[@UchayKaykay]

Someone check ​@@bangbangninergang5644's hard drive

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

Being an r kelly fan today is like being an epstien fan or that you still support Dan Crane

[@chez1111]

@@bangbangninergang5644 you tired yet mate

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@chez1111 no, I gotta keep putting yall in yalls place 😊

[@MathewMacielMusic]

The cut to Kevin Gates and R. Kelly was hilarious lol

[@bull1s]

it was 🤣🤣🤣 said their charges and everything lol

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

I think 2 of his charges are bogus amd hes just angery. Second guy should get checked out medically guys sweating bullets i think maybe be swallowed stimulents or is faking insanity or is not faking

[@RandomPerson-by1hr]

Ain't no way Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim has the N-Word pass 😭

[@lc4life369]

No replies? Let me fix that😊😂

[@kovy689]

Ok, you win!

[@clannishkobra8965]

Lmao 🤣 Dollar Store Scott Pilgrim. I was thinking of Great Value brand but Dollar is cheaper 😂

[@captainstefanie]

It’s giving Shaun King 😅

[@TrappedInHell830]

Why you do that Scott pilgrim?!?!

[@Adagio930]

"Oomfie" "Triple double no assist" these.. are gonna stay with me for a long time!!!

[@MainMite06]

This is going to stay with you in the binary😂😂

[@preston3048]

@@MainMite06 Oh hey its you

[@LolGamer5]

Max Ulti LMFAO (pretty sure he said Ulti like ultimate ability instead of alty)

[@danielgriffin8566]

Triple double no assists, Elon musk on yo bitch

[@debroofgreen]

His SS number starts with a 2 and ends with a triple double oomphee

[@bigtts1722]

That Black wannabe kid watched the first season of The Boondocks and thought he had us figured out 💀

[@stoneprisms1313]

😂

[@ricknmorty7732]

He’s “25 % Black” remember ? 😭

[@nofriendgaming666]

i love the boondocks

[@akshakur3962]

Let’s be fr… that kid was barely black 😭 like cmon 25%??

[@Stevo.100]

​@@ricknmorty7732 I bet you he made that up, nobody is doing a DNA test on him, it's easy to make it up so you can give an excuse to say it. I think just say it, if black people can say it everyone can, because every race is equal.

[@SirRafix]

I'm seriously impressed by the level of insanity that the second guy is displaying

[@missraeannanicolehanes]

This kid doesn't know the meaning of the word "targeted". He looks 12.

[@SquatCobbler-Cry]

Hey...he's 25% black...

[@qinggxiin]

bro does NOT look 12 years old, dude looks like he's in his 40s

[@VirtualVandal]

@@qinggxiinHe has the mentality of a 12 year old 💀 I can’t believe people are just so open to threatening law enforcement and being a complete public nuisance😐

[@muppet_horse]

Hes gotta be like 20

[@archadiano]

@@muppet_horse He said he is 23

[@algernon_2023]

A spoiled little rich kid in his Michael Kors sweatshirt, playing at being a gangster. One day in lockup and he'd be crying for his mommy and daddy.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@LaDiDaDeee]

Angry elf 😠

[@fmcdomer]

When he goes to jail. He goes with the blacks

[@doodchappin]

To be fair most of the "gangsters" don't have dad's and yet they still cry more than my cousin whose a baby.

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

I got sent to jail for a month during my "white suburban gangster" phase. Honestly, jail was kindof a breeze. Everybody in my cell block was really chill, we just sat around and played cards all month. I read a bunch of books.

[@emilydavis408]

That second boy is riding so high he is in the matrix seeing code 😂

[@sabrinacrow668]

Deadassssssss😂😂😂

[@twistedgamer238]

I think hes faking too try and get taken too the hospital.

[@theKeekster]

He has mental health issues. It's even known in the city of Lakewood that Paul has struggled with them. The narrator talked about it at the end of the vid.

[@charleshale7025]

@@twistedgamer238 nah brother, that’s the real thing

[@chrisbills389]

@@twistedgamer238 he looks high on something. It happens

[@equisnrolly]

the first kid is mindbogglingly annoying

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

2 of his charges are bullshit and all the other stuff doesnt really matter bro.

[@puppetmasterey]

That first guy is the epitome of the Ron White quote "I had the right to remain silent. Just not the ability".

[@f-puppet]

I had to mute the video, cause he was just annoying as heck. I guess he was putting on airs for his 25% black heritage🤣. If I was him, I would try and showcase that 25% as being an upstanding citizen. I wouldn't follow the path of other idiots with the same heritage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@TammyDaye-y7b]

❤💯

[@marknihem5632]

Second guy actually has a chance, just get off the drugs. Honestly, the shit he was saying was weird but I was listening to all of it intently.

[@Kittykitt129]

@@marknihem5632 it made sense! totally seemed like he thought he was in a game chat online

[@FastNCurious88]

Same same actually

[@LexiSanat]

Right he was saying it’s so convincingly

[@chrispelletier9618]

he has mental issues

[@maplejakee]

Same, I went full investigation mode on his shirt too. He made a custom shirt that plays on his name lol. The top at the back says Iceberg Slim who's a famous pimp (whom he looks up to i guess) and then at the bottom in small text it says Paul Goldberg, Paul being his first name as discovered at the end of the video. I think his right sleeve even has the twitch tv logo on it, none of it makes any sense which is fitting for him lmao.

[@USArmyKorea]

The first guy is just angry. The second guy is insane.

[@sandwichman100]

first time out after years playing xbox games in the basement

[@searchiemusic]

no my man that is k2

[@ebenwight513]

​@@searchiemusicis that Bath Salts? Synthetic weed?

[@moderaterevolution504]

First kid was clearly insane too what the hell are you talking about? He was talking about reptilians etc. Thats schizophrenia or meth induced psychosis.

[@JohnFKennedy420]

@@ebenwight513K2 is synthetic weed yes. Also know as Ketamine. They are all different names for the same substance. Bath salts are an entirely different drug

[@user-tz5ur3ur2z]

The first suspect just saying “bro” over and over and over has made me gain the ability to feel brain cells dying.

[@xenabobena4779]

I read the word Brainrot and I immediately clicked on it! You were not kidding!

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@bryanroque7596]

@@bangbangninergang5644KZbin?

[@adamschrader328]

@@bangbangninergang5644 Something is typical. 😁

[@fluttercoat3899]

​@@bangbangninergang5644 white people don't act like a black guy

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@adamschrader328 ⚪️

[@AceMon2005]

First guy was really embracing that 25% of his heritage.

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

He got his DNA results and said "I gotta go commit crime now."

[@allnightfright619]

You sure they capable of feeding embarrassment?

[@Al-Wala_Wal-Bara]

@@allnightfright619 nah they shameless

[@matttom78]

Came here to say this 😂😂

[@DangerRussDayZ6533]

@@allnightfright619 he said embrace not embarrass.

[@Therealcloudyy]

Second guy seems chill .

[@paladin1758]

Lmao

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Hes sweating like hes in the shower

[@rw3865]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss Drugs are a hell of a drug

[@alexanderchippel]

​@@TheAnnoyingBossIt was raining and when they pinned him they pinned him in a puddle.

[@FattyMateo]

I love how first guy did absolutely nothing when his hands were free, but once he was cuffed, he was the hardest dude on earth

[@victor-ib1jn]

"brainrot tiktok" such an accurate adjective 😂

[@IEatChickenAlmostDaily]

Talk ghetto and expect people to take you seriously. Real winner here.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@bangbangninergang5644 Are you a bot? That's the 3rd time I've seen you post the same reply.... I'm gonna report you for spam just to be safe.

[@MrAlexnastase97]

@@bangbangninergang5644 true, we should leave ebonics to the animals in the hood.

[@amphisbaena420]

@@bangbangninergang5644 mr ebonics

[@thedadalorian4782]

@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor they went as far as even liking there own comment 😂

[@brianburke4989]

23 acting like a 13 year old...

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Typical YT

[@minecraftfox4384]

​@@bangbangninergang5644coping hard, ain't ya?

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@minecraftfox4384 just speaking facts, I know it hurts 😢

[@youfoundmecongrats]

don’t compare this loser to us 13 year olds

[@The_Real_Zer0]

@@bangbangninergang5644 crime statistics going off rn

[@chrisdaugherty8265]

When he goes to prison his “third” eye is going to be wide open….bro.

[@stonefaceBRC]

🤣

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Brother i dont think any of his crimes are imprisonable 😂 one of them downright a bogus charge

[@fruitloop831]

First guy was just a fool who's probably gonna learn the hard way, second guy needs some serious mental health support

[@ninthundertow]

23?! He looks 14 and acts like a 9 year old....

[@narutofan4545]

The cop isn't any better

[@Spartan8181TTV]

@@narutofan4545 lmao you seem mad

[@narutofan4545]

@@Spartan8181TTV just stating fax

[@seanmahoney2755]

25% black, 100% in jail. Good for him.

[@Abbygirl425]

25% ⚫ and 75 % mutt.

[@cindyhurd5488]

😂😂😂

[@Noledad77]

That second guy is on some CRAAAAAAZY shit lol. I love how he somehow transitioned into the "Safety Dance" rather flawlessly.

[@joemiranda1404]

He isn't on anything. He has mental problems. Probably fried his brain watching Tik Tok or Twitch.

[@DrPav]

@@Noledad77 I suspect there's some military background there. His familiarity with code is crazy fluid.

[@ArtWithKiki]

I gotta say, I'm kinda interested in hearing more of the Oomfie lore.

[@debk9889]

😂 me too!

[@isaiahlynn8677]

same

[@AnonymousQwerty]

“R Kelly never did nothing to nobody!” That’s when we knew that this individual was clinically insane

[@amyd.thompson-bernard1817]

@@AnonymousQwerty no just abysmally stupid

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

R Kelly is a true role model for sick perverts.

[@mplslawnguy3389]

What? He just peed on a few hundred people. May or may not have been 18.

[@AnonymousQwerty]

@@mplslawnguy3389 much worse than that

[@blueeyedbatman]

The narrator explaining who the rappers were absolutely caught me off guard and i cant stop laughing 😂

[@Eunacis]

Mental health is a serious problem in our country.

[@stephaniebullington6604]

Those who accuse other of being closet homosexuals are normally struggling with their own sexuality.

[@thomascrutchfield4572]

Or they are just pushy bottoms

[@bangbangninergang5644]

YT’s usually don’t open up about things like that 🫨

[@Optora.]

@@bangbangninergang5644 what is YT? Young Tiktokers?

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@Optora. WHITE 😉 you knew what it meant

[@ceesan5605]

Yup….

[@grilledsleaze]

Social Security number starts with a 2 and ends with triple double oomphie 🤣🤣💀

[@nickTeeKaystrickland]

"Did we take advice from a Romanian War Criminal? Was that our plan?" 😂

[@merkkenem]

I'm feeling safe dog, hella safe

[@bethdavis6863]

@@merkkenemYYyyy

[@Lenoxlanellc]

Oomfie

[@Zhuge300]

So many good lines lmao I hope that guys okay now he’s funny

[@ashleyunderwood4855]

“Obedient wife. Hospital on Jupiter with sources of binary.” 😂. Honestly that sounds like me on ketamine therapy🤣.

[@xXChaos420Xx]

That first kid is out to make enemies with literally every human being that isn't Kevin Gates or R. Kelly.

[@sandwichman100]

if he gets into prison hes going to meet some really friendly men

[@SnibsnBibs]

He's living in a world of truly remarkable adventure. Never a dull moment in his life.

[@littytitt]

@@sandwichman100most of the people i’m prison are petty thieves on their last strike, emotional crashouts you can outsmart, and pedos nobody’s doing shit

[@nancyslagleacts]

OMG 🤦🏻‍♀️ …”TARGETED”???? This fool thinks he’s being racially profiled?!?! Where I live, if a demonstrably Caucasian kid behaves that way, he’ll quickly find himself the target of negative peer attention.

[@susanalexander6721]

R. Kelly doesn't have access to young girls right now. Feel sure he'd love to meet this Lil kid in jail.

[@BethyCaraBethy]

That second dude is having the time of his life 😅

[@holdmeclosertonydanza22]

​@jorgejiminez-rk1uu I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm wondering if there's some DID going on here. He mentions "we" a lot, he mentions "alt" (though I know it could be 'ult', like 'ultimate' in a video game), and 'Oomfie' might be a secondary personality? Not certain.

[@rainonwires]

@@holdmeclosertonydanza22 he’s definitely not DID. He’s either schizophrenic/schizoaffective or on drugs. He’s using a mix of video game terminology and twitter terminology.

[@SkeekyDragon]

DUDE! I dunno what he took.....but I WANT SOME!

[@Froggynarrations]

@@holdmeclosertonydanza22more like general psychosis either meth induced or from mental illness like schizophrenia he looks in the age group where schizophrenia presents typically in men

[@Lollii_Popp]

​@@SkeekyDragon OMG!!!! Nooooo. I shouldn't be laughing this hard. 😂😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so emotionally conflicted

[@devnull1313]

Oh, defendant thinks he's pretty. Bless his heart.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

You must’ve thought that since you said it

[@miaumix.3.]

​@@bangbangninergang56446:57

[@nachospopthe3rd564]

​@bangbangninergang5644 your low i.q. is showing

[@Kahleez]

​@bangbangninergang5644 In the video he said something about cops targeting petty boys, the commenter didn't just come up with that.

[@bluefoxpaw11]

@@bangbangninergang5644rage bait

[@Lochlann13]

"I met some of the realest, smartest, most intellectual people (in jail)" If that was true, then they wouldn't be in jail.

[@hammerhead222]

At least the second guy made sense.

[@MrUbiquitousTech]

And he knows Oomfie

[@ryanhenning3455]

Defending R Kelly and Kevin Gates but then saying he hates the Free Masons... Ironic.

[@pneuma6421]

Kid is so lost and doesn't even realize it

[@cerberus1166]

thats acting like kevin gates and r kelly are freemasons though? the freemasons wouldnt allow their own to spend that time in jail. they arent called the injailmasons.

[@chloesmith9690]

What did Kevin gates do? Just curious I’m out of the loop I guess

[@codrs2662]

@@chloesmith9690if you have to ask your just as lost

[@Miltroon]

@@chloesmith9690 6:18

[@lando1296]

Bro actually said he had a pass on a certain word because he's '25% black' and 'part mexican'. 😂

[@MetaGamingDojo]

Looks can be deceiving. There are people with families like that, and then there are truly racist people.

[@MalcomHeavy]

Mexicans don't get the pass.

[@Windmaster332]

As a secretary of the black community i don't believe weve received his application. He possibly sent it to the Mexicans instead.

[@jamesduncan2984]

@@MetaGamingDojohe’s not black though, even if he was 25% black that still doesn’t make him black. In genetics parent from the same race makes you that same race have a having a parent from two different races makes you half those races as in biracial.

[@MetaGamingDojo]

@@jamesduncan2984 this is confusing, and I wasn't trying to defend the kid or anything😂

[@lucasrodriguez6624]

As a Mexican we don’t want anything to do with him and don’t consider him one of us

[@LolGamer5]

Bro is nearly as white as me (literally chalk white) and goes like "I'm 25% black! And mexican!" Wow bro did an ancestory once and now has the N-Word pass lmfao what a legend(ary r***rd hahah)

[@EthelJung-j5w]

He did have a good point. If your friends don't dance, they are not friends. Safety dance

[@melissacavanaugh3073]

Great song

[@VirtualVandal]

Bots are everywhere:/

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Thought bot

[@whutzat]

One of the best songs ever.

[@magicalpencil]

It's weirdly ironic that the only bot comments that replied to you are accusing people of being bots. It hurts my head

[@MartRavor]

First one is a total badass, said no one. Parents must be proud.

[@lauralee9694]

Absolutely no one 😂

[@5GreenAcres]

I'm proud of him for speaking truth about Freemasons.

[@williambeast8665]

@5GreenAcres Facts🤙😂 he was funny

[@iMsOiNsO]

He said I’m barely a minority and every sentence ended with nigga 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@JanieBgrand]

@@5GreenAcres😂😂😂

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

Give brother his Oomphie and his Triple Double No Assist

[@PlatinumHustle]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤪

[@sandychilds3253]

Along with (15:18) "a triple double no-scope and a LeBron James to Jupiter." YEEEEE-hah!

[@FlameShawtyZuko]

I’m crying from that guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

@@sandychilds3253 ultra.

[@Unpredictable_Fennec]

@@sandychilds3253 and and an Oomphie that's concerned for his safety

[@alfonzo9289]

They REALLY didnt like it when he said fuck the freemasons 😂. I have a family full of cops and ALL of them are freemasons.

[@robdedominic8758]

The most offensive thing the first dope said is, “I’m not stupid”

[@TraitorTot24]

“I’m 25% black and Mexican I have a pass” Lil bro has a lot to learn lmao not how that works

[@oneanddone7992]

His street name, is Lil Methy.

[@Yourmomsfavoriteaffair]

Not one person is ever gonna look at him and see more than a rich white kid playing like they’re hard 😂 kid for sure sold an eighth of weed once and immediately made it his entire personality

[@lennymclennington]

It's just a word either way and the ethnicity of the person saying the word means nothing.

[@SillyMart]

@@oneanddone7992😭😭😭

[@aarondavis8943]

Also R. Kelly is Nelson Mandela 🤣🤣

[@dailydoser1309]

I wish they woulda granted that first dudes request. You realize that man can vote? Can drive? Can reproduce?

[@MainMite06]

He can see binary at max alty with Triple double no assist with help from Oomfie..

[@tuvwxyz8991]

The “I might be 5’6 but I ain’t nothing to play with” SENT MEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Take a nap shorty cuz you’re just too woke, ain’t you lil bro 😂 He’s like a chihuahua that can’t stop barking and humpin things

[@haydenvida5641]

Bruh I'm blessed, I'm also 5'6 but damn if I was ever threatening someone, I'd be smart enough to just not bring it up lmaooo

[@PozerV]

He might be 5'6 but his arms are also sticks, he's nothing to play with brother!

[@skuffel5405]

No.. chihuahuas don't deserve insults like that!😅

[@danbrown8110]

I read a lot of comments across KZbin, Reddit, and many other sites. That is some funny shit right there.

[@watsonwrote]

​@@haydenvida5641 Yeah I'm also 5'6" and my strategy in life has been to make friends not enemies and not give people a reason to be pissed off. So far so good

[@absolut7769]

The second guy just seems super mentally unstable. First guy just a tool

[@JoshFortj]

Could be some mushrooms

[@JoshFortj]

They make your mind go nuts

[@simonla517]

I think he said at the start of his speech, that he snorted a lot. What he said could be either him being higher than the ISS or he's just living on another planet mentally ​@JoshFortj

[@RoachDogggJR]

i wish i got funny when i have mental breakdowns.

[@JoshFortj]

@@simonla517 god bless

[@mmdiane]

"I was born a poor Black child" -Steve Martin, The Jerk. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cherylclick1664]

lol. great freaking movie!!

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

[@bangbangninergang5644]

This dude is yt, what are you saying 🤔

[@AquaTeenHungerForce_4_Life]

I know what my special purpose is! 😂 One of the all time greats. 😂😂😂

[@clarkcant4818]

@@bangbangninergang5644 he wasn't always that way! revitiligo's some sheit

[@generalinsanity]

“I might be 5’6” “Oh! You’re an angry little elf”

[@mydobie130]

It's always him because he is the one creating it.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Leave that yt man alone

[@chez1111]

@@bangbangninergang5644you tired yet?

[@grilledsleaze]

@@chez1111 that things gotta be a bot 😅 no one has time to literally respond to every comment made on this video and only 1% of the comments are distinguishable thoughts 😂

[@armymarshal13]

Something really got that guy going

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@chez1111 it depends on if I see anymore comments I don’t like 😊

[@Jamie-d6g]

he can barely say a sentence without saying the N word

[@alexalexander1772]

But he’s 25%. I never knew brother who gave me their percentage. Maybe I was lied to growing up around Baltimore and they just really wanted a pass.

[@adamburgins441]

But he's 25% black so he wants to be able to use it as much as possible since he's got the privilege

[@hahathatsgreat2]

If you have to explain to people that you're allowed to say it, you can't say it. If people can't tell you're black by looking at you, don't give a reason to wonder.

[@alexalexander1772]

Anyone remember the keye and pele skit. I can say it graph

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@Jamie-d6g yall love to say it so much ⚪️

[@littlebear2477]

Triple double no assist is absolutely hilarious 🤣 😂

[@coastalparasail]

The Second Guy “Sources of Binary” 😂

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Legally they can't actually arrest that guy from the first clip. Members of the Lollipop Guild have diplomatic immunity.

[@jackiecavanaugh3943]

😂😂😂

[@jacklow9611]

Only in Oz, not anywhere else.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

@@jacklow9611 not according to the nth amendment to the constitution.

[@Alex-ie1qu]

It’s just been revoked

[@jacklow9611]

@@SHMOUSEY86 : Which Amendment is that? I've never seen any lettered Amendments, only numbered. Either way, they only have diplomatic immunity in Oz and its environs, nowhere else.

[@Cute-Aali-Smith-m8y]

When he said "Triple double no assist platinum to the earth's core" I kinda felt that ngl

[@CptHalfrica]

he’s spittin bars😂

[@legitscoper3259]

What does that even mean?

[@Alex-ie1qu]

@@legitscoper3259 it means he smoked the whole 8 ball

[@legitscoper3259]

@@Alex-ie1qu Is "8 ball" Drug-insider Language, or what does that mean?

[@master-dukecuthbert5061]

🤣

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

This dude about as gangster as Doris Day

[@mavrick6499]

Let's see how many people even know who Doris Day is. Que sera, sera.

[@markdanielczyk944]

🤣👍

[@navada4789]

6:56 “You look like your name should be f***ing Kurt” 😂😂😂 Daymn. Dudes nuts but that was funny 13:21 “Did we take advice… from a Romanian… war criminal?” That cracked me up too 😂

[@MannyBrum]

That second guy's monologue is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

[@MainMite06]

Oomfie got that that triple double no assist!

[@drifterdan1194]

People like this are why I don't mind the US Govt banning TikToc. 😅

[@carmen2108full]

Non c'è TikTok in Usa?

[@R3stingBishFac3Barbi3]

For real. Influencers are an actual c a n c e r on our society.

[@fizzinsoda]

it's Tiktok and they only wanna ban it because the information is going to the Chinese government vs the American government like Facebook and etc.

[@OberleutnantVonGerhardt]

@@carmen2108full It was going to be banned but the planned law did not go through. so its still allowed in america

[@squarehammer4619]

Tic Tok and "influencers" are a cancer to our society.

[@yavin99]

That second guy isn't going to remember any of this.

[@Jacqualine-rb6hp]

Why doesn't he claim the white part of himself, is it so he can claim racism when there isn't any except from him,?

[@PizzaGoat323]

Oomfie will remind him

[@davidjones8043]

@@PizzaGoat323with the triple double no assist

[@user-gm7wi7sh6c]

The first guy is making a great case for the justification of police brutality... While the second guy is making a deep argument for mental health care.

[@DroneStrike1776]

25% black? And I'm 69% Klingon.

[@mavrick6499]

Very good.

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@DroneStrike1776 75% crackerjack

[@sandwichman100]

that 25% has disowned him

[@fritzmueller1337]

😁

[@therram]

@@sandwichman100 the one drop rule is racist and isnt real.

[@leadboots72]

The second guy is 100% interplanetary. Hope he finds his way back to solid ground.

[@omri9982]

The CCP is laughing at us right now for still having Tiktok.

[@operator_alpha644]

@omri9982 don't worry it'll be banned by next year. The law is already in effect and if bytedance doesn't sell to a US company it'll be banned.

[@jearlblah5169]

Fun fact: the tic tok algorithm is different in china because of pressure from the CCP

[@billyyank5807]

For real. They purposely push trash garbage in the algorithm.

[@billyyank5807]

​​@@jearlblah5169 fun fact: tik tok is banned in China. There is no tik tok. They have their own thing behind their firewall.

[@Ron-eg9kb]

@@operator_alpha644 Instagram has alot more brainrot needs to be regulated its bad lol

[@noahbrinker7339]

"25% black" he wants to be oppressed soo bad

[@strm854]

Im 25 % black and 75% stupid

[@bangbangninergang5644]

@@strm854 that 75% yt is what got him

[@Xvinityyy]

@@bangbangninergang5644racist 😬

[@101Moses]

Can we all appreciate the skill required to play both roles of lead singer and crazy dancing girl from The Safety Dance at the same time, Oomfie would be proud of him

[@ezekk207]

@@101Moses 🤣🤣

[@Nathan-Roman]

Making it so you need to be 18+ to own a cell phone is seeming like a better idea each and every day

[@bangbangninergang5644]

Nope it’s too much going on in the world for a younger person to NOT have a phone

[@minecraftfox4384]

​@@bangbangninergang5644 there's, not it's. Stay in school, fool.

[@AR-ed3xw]

This has nothing to do with TicToc, it is clearly schizophrenia! Just another example of what a joke this channel truly is!

[@RealNyeTheScienceGuy]

I’m down to get rid of cell phones and have to go back to phone lines… life is getting way to fast 😂😂😂

[@MrBonebus]

@@bangbangninergang5644 yeah its jsut parents letting tablets raise their kids

[@119bm14]

Second guy spit out enough material for another System of a Down album

[@nick82592]

Why is nobody talking about the second dude 😂 I wish him well wherever he is

[@amysix2067]

His processor was short circuiting

[@Lamarandteddy]

Every day he has a triple double, no assist.

[@smugfrogman4791]

If your entire range of life experience is tiktok you shouldn't take psychedelics.

[@left4twenty]

​@@smugfrogman4791with all the sweat, I think it's amphetamine psychosis, but it could be a psychedelic