Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 14

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between Saturday May 4 and Friday May 10, 2024.
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[@elizabethjordan802]

“You’re off to the farlands” has the same vibes of “I’m sending you to the shadow realm Jimbo”

[@lordgiacomos2551]

Also similar energy to "Take him to Detroit"

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@lordgiacomos2551 Or "you're going to brazil"

[@Phant0m51]

"We sent him to live at a farm."

[@code6652]

"Back to philadelphia brother"

[@rablerandomnesst.r.r.8871]

Or, "go to your room."

[@firelasto]

cant wait for "take your pants of xisuma" to become a horn

[@brechdt]

Also the "say what?"

[@adamhayes4691]

And “I am a big willy en- a big willies enjoyer” - Iskall, Mumbo’s ep15

[@LelouchVee]

Well it is definitely horny

[@E.E.E.-]

And Joel's: "Why are all these men obsessed with me?"

[@laylaalder2251]

OMG you can *hear* the smile on his face after the poem, it's precious!

[@molly_the_spy7414]

I heard that too! ❤

[@stealthlock6634]

I hear it too and I’m smiling too, YES y’all should be proud of that poem

[@Wearywastrel]

It's better than a soggy vogon.

[@silversugar2140]

Glad it's not just me who caught that. uwu

[@kre8or465]

"Veterans will note however that Xisuma's fursona is a turtle" felt like a mental gunshot wound before I remembered 'oh yea, the turtle skin.'

[@PredictedCyborg]

And once again it is Scar who reminds X that he is a turtle. xD

[@nonreligionist]

I love that so many of the Hermits' "mega builds" are just cities or otherwise disparate buildings. Makes the server feel more alive than just a dozen ultra massive buildings being kinda connected by paths

[@liammccoy385]

Love how you can hear Pix trying not to laugh after he reads the poem 😂

[@molly_the_spy7414]

Grian was kicked not banned. "For the lols" - Xisumavoid -

[@VaryaEQ]

What?

[@ms_scribbles]

@@VaryaEQ Grian was goofing with Gem, then X logged in and Gem told him to ban Grian. So...he did. Sort of. He kicked him instead.

[@Oraklet001]

As an English student, the Edgar Allen Poe Poe Poem put a tear in my eye!

[@twigbranch4556]

“ Xisumas fursona is a turtle.” will now live in my head rent free.

[@Kasslikescheez]

6:26 “very good, very good, very good” tango said in a vampire voice, unknowing that he just made the perfect sound for a horn

[@dbseamz]

He's probably become the second-largest supplier for Cub's shop, just behind Scar. Cub will make up what he paid for that fireworks ad in no time.

[@jakofthefrost]

How funny would it be if the next recap starts with the recap team counting diamonds before proudly announcing their new sponsor and then launching into an ad for Caboom!

[@oscarwildin8143]

fun fact: extra funny that their hermit craft- flavored version of Nevermore said “quoth the parrot” as originally, Edgar Allen Poe intended for the famous Raven to be a parrot because they could speak!

[@goldenhorde6944]

Ravens can actually mimic too, just not to the same degree

[@GioFransesca]

7:43 small inside jokes like this is the reason why Hermitcraft Recap is such a comedy gold 😂

[@Trueflights]

if that clip of Scar saying "Take your pants off real quick" doesn't get turned into a horn by next week, I will be shocked.

[@medadisme]

Yay! The quotes under Lyarrah are back! Always makes me pause, turn captions off, rewinds and watch again 😂

[@jeepwrangler6936]

"It's gonna be May" was the funniest, most unexpected joke. Well done.

[@egbert5871]

"I might just kill you guys" will be a goat horn

[@liamlangan6329]

The amount of Edgar Allan Poe references in the first few minutes alone is astonishing. The humor this show has is fantastic.

[@silaquiplays3956]

I am continually impressed not only by the cleverness of the wordplays of these recaps, but that you manage to recap what happened without really giving spoilers. Absolutely fantastic work, as always

[@YetAnotherJenn]

This! Precisely! They are such a wonderful team. ❤❤❤

[@AceOfFools]

"This pig only has one heart." "Yup. Bye!" "Wait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[@kyunomak799]

Watching that clip in Doc's vid gave me serious DBZA Mr Popo vibes lol

[@creeperboom9813]

I feel like the next video should start with Iskall saying he's a big Willy's enjoyer

[@Mr.Brothybear]

Everyone loves A Good Willy

[@MrCoppify]

​@@Mr.Brothybear nice chocolate factory

[@billcipher8188]

you should have seen the betrayal on my husband's face when pixelriffs said "it's gonna be may." i'm a millennial, he's genz and he just... closed his eyes in disgust. lmfao ty so much

[@stealthlock6634]

Pix (mostly) wrote that poem!? No wonder you were smiling afterward! You should be proud of that thing, I was smiling with you!

[@andrewparker4444]

I saw Farlands in the thumbnail and immediately said "KurtJMac Reference!?" out loud. I'll never forget Mindcrack until the day I die lol.

[@shattered_prism]

Doc apparently knows him personally. He was mentioned in the comments of that video

[@IsaacDaBoatSloth]

cant believe mumbos episodes are scheduled during recap day so he doesn't get coverage when he should

[@nym3228]

the poem at the start will be in the history books im calling it

[@CHEESEPUFF_7]

I'm stuck in a cycle of forgetting the recap releases on Sunday, but only on Sunday. And then I become extremely happy when I see the notification, because I forgot.

[@thepigvillage1197]

At first I wasn't sure where you were going with a "not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse"-esque poem at the start in May, but once the punchline hit, I laughed for a full minute. Excellent work there, guys.

[@thriftymama3786]

The Backstreet Boys "its gonna be may joke".......that was nsync and if you grew up in the 90s youd be so offended by the mistake 😂😂😂😂

[@MinurielLai]

I was confused at the beginning, but into it, but when you revealed the pun, I genuinely had to laugh loud. Well done! I love your guys' wit!

[@theonebman7581]

Some claim Scar is still travelling through the Nether to this day

[@yippie_19]

Absolutely loved the poem in the intro!

[@drcarrot3922]

I love how it sounded like Pix was struggling to keep it together at the start

[@Tolly7249]

'Edgar Allen Poe Poe' was a delight! What a funny and clever introduction!

[@julianfoxall7794]

OMG, the farlands!! How could I forget!? AAAAAAAAAAh I feel old.

[@meerkatmatrix]

I say sandstone is more sand because it can be crafted with sand

[@WackoMcGoose]

So uh, I'm pretty sure some 2b2t players are gonna be _very_ interested in what Doc just built. Being able to plaid yourself to the world border faster than you can say "Ludicrous Speed, GO!" is going to open up some very !!Fun!! possibilities...

[@ryanchase9332]

Bold of you to assume a machine that requires micro calculations would survive even a day on 2b2t...

[@thereinforcementshavearriv8288]

Sir we’ve been JAMMED!

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@thereinforcementshavearriv8288 There's only one hermit that would *_DARE_* give me the raspberry... _POULTRY MANNNN!_

[@idiotically-everything]

It might get called a lag machine though in 2b2t's laggy server. Heck, you can't even eat food so using cakes is the best

[@gristen]

they probably already know about it. im not in either group, but im assuming that the venn diagram of technical minecrafters (like the ones in doc's hivemind) and 2b2t players is basically a circle. from what i know tho there seems to be only two things that actually get strongly enforced on 2b2t and thats lag and backdoor exploits. id imagine its probably easier to just flat out cheat using hacked clients on there then it is to utilize a sensitive redstone machine like this frequently. also im pretty sure fly hacks are banned on there due to the lag that loading chunks that fast cause, so the speed at which this machine flings you might flag one of the few anti-cheat systems 2b2t does have and stop you in your tracks or even kick you from the server.

[@NickAndriadze]

Wait, the term ''farlands jail'' makes a very interesting idea come into my brain... If the far lands are like, an infinitely outstretching wall surrounding the Minecraft world, which is small in comparison to the sheer scope of the far lands themselves... Isn't the Minecraft world a jail cell and the farlands, its prison walls?!

[@gaelonhays1712]

"Farlands? That's a word I havent heard in a _long_ time."

[@Chirkrasia]

4:00 I... I believe Skizz said 'Isaid321go!' just REALLY fast

[@PolluxaC]

The Poe poem hit all of the serotonin buttons in my brain. I'm extremely pleased 😍

[@Nihilore]

The subtle Mr ed joke sent me flying through the nether

[@mauratyson9580]

“Take your pants off real quick Xisuma” and “say what?!” Are going to be great horns for next months subscription box

[@molly_the_spy7414]

Oh! I watched Doc's episode! I don't normally do that because it's like school but this one was amazing and I understood everything! Launched four million blocks in seconds is wild

[@Blargerhonk]

In 1/20 of a second (1/4 light speed). The rest of the time was to come back down and land and the game to catch up on what the hell just happened. XD

[@johnhalberg6536]

Sloy I appreciated the Cask of Amontillado reference! 0:50 for anyone wondering

[@inlandmist5503]

STAR TREK IN HERMITCRAFT?!?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[@racheldavis5482]

That poepoem was Glorious!

[@theforestofoak]

that was the best set-up for "Edgar Allen Poe Poe", didn't see it coming atall

[@MelodicRaindrop]

I think that was the hardest I’ve ever laughed at an intro, well done 🤣🤣

[@isabelslusher1971]

The lore is unmatched

[@kacperdrabikowski5074]

30 seconds in and I'm already taking my hat off! That's a really good Raven

[@AjaxXavior]

what an intro absolutely loved it!

[@labadf]

That intro was awesome! Well done, Pixlriffs!

[@protocol6]

"If you could eat it, sell it. It's food." A man once ate an entire Cessna 150 airplane... in pieces, over a two year period. That definition of food seems a bit overbroad.

[@stan8479]

How did his body take it? o_O

[@thespacedingoking]

IM DONE that ENTIRE intro just for a single Poe Poe joke. The commitment! Who's idea was it?

[@lizardofoz4954]

Hats off for the Poe poem, I was quite impressed (and very amused).

[@dopplegirl924]

Considering Pixl went Tumblr viral for something very similar to the intro, the fact he wrote it doesn’t surprise me.

[@yippie_19]

Loved the episodes this week so I’m so excited for this!

[@janabeshir6005]

Honestly this might be the best intro I've seen 😂😂

[@JoshuaMorgan]

That was an intro for the ages!

[@Tyxaar]

Not forgetting that Cub has basically become a paid POE POE informant. :P

[@galacticfire5315]

Good timing I just woke back up from being really sick so it’s time to watch this to feel better

[@Dinki-Di]

That poem was pure genius!!!

[@Induis]

The music change for Beef is just 🤌

[@readingisbelieveing]

The hermits get more and more insane as every week goes by :D

[@sunnyreads_8]

Love the Poe beginning! ❤

[@draconightfury9946]

Wolves of Woolsttreet.. thats fantastic

[@taylornavarro1223]

Edgar Allen PoePoe XD I'm screaming!

[@EmeraldsFire]

Edger Allen PoePoe 🤣 Had to immediately rewatch the poem 😂

[@pumm3lfuff]

9:36 BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@monatae9725]

the intro poem is incredible! love it! 😂

[@nyancat4292]

Love these recaps

[@roboticperson]

Your having too much fun with the openings lol. Good work guys always enjoy this

[@KevinSmith-vr3mg]

I like how your using the and then theres mumbo card as much as possible for who ever is last lol

[@Suspicious_Private]

Great job making the video

[@prplmkyfr]

crying laughing at the intro poem. off to a great start

[@jacksoncorvus]

Xloy really didnt think about the double entendre in "All you can eat beaver buffet," did he...

[@loafofbread808]

Always amazing content every time, keep up the amazing work and dedication to the channel!

[@kingcrimson4504]

the wolves of wolvestreet is walking dangerously on the full on furry fanfiction path

[@greatazuredragon]

Thanks for the update.

[@husky710]

I'm not a bot or anything but the amount of effort put into these videos is actually absurd I appreciate it!!

[@AMirrorCat]

Artistry at its finest

[@frostwolf2175]

"Take your pants off Xisuma." "SAY WHAT?!"

[@JWbrasser]

My dude, pearlo is aussie, her being a felon is how her family ended up there :)

[@nightarrow4734]

The intro got me hard XD I read Raven ONE time and suddenly it's everywhere XD

[@RokStembergar]

This is greatly written! 👏

[@mikeyallen6758]

A perfect intro, i tip my extremely oversized poe poe cap with attached sunglasses to everyone involved

[@Taracinablue]

I admit I'm a little worried about Scar being stuck so far away, lol

[@toxicjo]

I really hope scar and skizz watch that opening 😭😭😭

[@hijiriyukari]

I choked on my food laughing who wrote that quote

[@Minijimi25]

Surprisingly it isn’t the first fish underground dungeon

[@jediping]

The Poe reference were on point!

[@levindeed]

Wow, Sloy. Wow.

[@themysticmango5969]

That was the BEST intro I’ve ever heard

[@MITCHIE_LAPIZ]

Great intro

[@bluecat2991]

As a Baltimore native I appreciate the Edgar Allan Poe reference.

[@isobarkley]

that joke at 6:55 omfg

[@voiddiver1]

Love the Nior intro

[@WAZXIII]

Oh no. Now there's hermitcraft recap Meta jokes. This is going to get deep.

[@EmeraldsFire]

Anybody else notice Sars Death Star looks like a dandelion from the distance? 😅