Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 23

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between Saturday July 6 and Friday July 12, 2024.
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[@Lyarrah]

Edit: Captions now available! Thanks for your patience! Hey peeps! Pixlriffs is still out of town, so we're running a bit behind schedule - captions will be up as soon as I find time!

[@ZephyrysBaum]

That’s fine! I love the captions so much! Thanks for making them, but take your time.

[@bensonjarvis5025]

No worries, take as much time as needed.

[@duvalfamily4605]

Thanks for the recap! Get to the captions whenever you can. No worries.

[@Frugthereal]

Please hurry, Sloy is a lot harder to understand than Pixl/j

[@GSBarlev]

​@@FrugtherealJust means you might need to re-watch some segments. Which I'm sure helps engagement numbers! 😉

[@NathanTheMan]

I love how all of the other hermits are thinking of different hermits to sue, meanwhile Scar just wants to sue two snails.

[@molly_the_spy]

The pearl and doc debacle was the most hilarious thing since X told Grian to "have faith in us." Pearl's perfectly cut scream was amazing! 😂

[@GSBarlev]

Pearl x Doc is one of my favorite combos on the server (partially because I'm pretty sure that Pearl is the one person on the server who Doc well and truly fears 😈).

[@murpledeer]

@@GSBarlev I’m pretty sure the only one he truely fears is cub (the madman)

[@GSBarlev]

@@murpledeer Do you not remember Season 9, when Doc found out _just whose dragon egg he'd duped?_ He spent the next episode begging Pearl's forgiveness like he was worried she was going to unleash the Wrath of Santa Perla against him.

[@Owlropothry]

​@@murpledeer let's be honest here... who is NOT terrified of pearl. Science has not yet found the words to describe her pearlacinity

[@SirSpuddington]

I love that line in the intro, "GeminiTay donates PearlescentMoon to science" :D

[@Daniel-rd6st]

That did remind me of Zedaphs hermit testing lab last season :D

[@ethanton7074]

SloyXP and Lyarrah are lying to you. Clearly this is a ploy to turn Pixlriffs into a marketable plushie! Don't ask how I made that conclusion.

[@WackoMcGoose]

Well, he _was_ canon to Hermitcraft last season... To be fair, I think he's just still on hold at the grocery store.

[@Chigger]

​@@WackoMcGooseDON'T SAY "ON HOLD"!

[@diino8081]

PloyXP and Lyarr innit

[@CyrusBlack198]

RIP Pixlriffs Will be remembered at least until next season

[@doodlingalpaca4711]

Pixlriffs who ? I don't remember him

[@Olivia-wr5op]

What is a pixlriffs?

[@CyrusBlack198]

@@Olivia-wr5op good question

[@dvotion5819]

@@CyrusBlack198 a Copper King? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@StickfigureGreen1]

Who’s that?

[@WackoMcGoose]

"You brought the village idiot in to play your game, I'm going to break it in _all of the ways!"_ Ah yes, even if something is Grian- and Scar-proof, it isn't _Gem-proof._ (also as a former QA tester, can very much relate, our entire job is to break things until we run out of ways to break them)

[@lisahenry20]

Software development is a race between the developers making more idiot proof systems and the universe making more idiots.

[@recurvestickerdragon]

see also: signage even at my crappy retail job, the amount of people who refuse to even look around for signs to what they need is astonishing. acting against their own self interest because reading a pop-up to see it's benign is ... somehow harder than shuffling to a different checkout machine with all their stuff?

[@narrowbeatle1176]

12:45 Grian not building the front of the build instead of the back

[@recurvestickerdragon]

I feel like he just saw a playthrough of that first mission in _Knife of Dunwall_

[@gleb.salmanov]

By not building the front, he turned the back into the front. It's genius!

[@Cheekster15]

Re: etho’s frogger game. I love how all these shopping district minigames started with Bdubs minigame about scaffolding being better than dirt stacking.

[@valteth]

Pearl is the type of hermit that usually is content to be a nutcase in while everyone else watches but occasionally will decide to make her insanity other peoples problem

[@recurvestickerdragon]

see also: her witchy era and life series shenanigans

[@mehalld]

Okay that joke about the po po office still having monsters was A tier, I cackled.

[@saruwatarisa]

100% agree with this, that was funny xD

[@Tunality]

2:12 putting the golem hats on zombie mobs lowered below the floor level to make it look like the copper shop has mini golems running around is a super cute idea. It would sound like a shop full of zombies too but one problem at a time 😅

[@micheuu.7760]

The "Quiet You" name tags would solve the problem.

[@lilithpan7112]

15:30 amazing joke, flawless delivery, excellent comedic timing, perfectly edited. No notes

[@RedWinterRoses]

The best thing about the recap isn't actually getting a quick overview of all the things I missed out on this week... it's the fact that at LEAST three times a video there will be a joke that surprises me so much I burst into obnoxious "bwhahaha" laughter and scare off my cat. XD

[@CrystalFier]

I feel kinda bad for Doc. That line about the ore snatcher not being a storyline? But he is getting more opportunities to talk to his friends, so, there's that. I just hope whoever did it has a good insurance policy on their builds! 😂

[@GSBarlev]

I wonder how much of Doc's complaining is committing to the bit. I know he's insisting that it's "not a storyline," but if he wanted it to end, I have a hard time imagining the snatcher(s) would continue to do it.

[@x_MirariM_x]

@@GSBarlev I do genuinely believe he's annoyed (and kind of losing his mind lol), but at the same time all of the Hermits are adults and if Doc was really bothered he could 100% end it if he wanted to. If it's in a video, it means that everyone is on board and we should just enjoy the chaos and drama 😁😁

[@iceneko9170]

​@@GSBarlevhe talked a little about it on the imp and skiz podcast. it annoys him, but he cant in good conscience just let the course fo events go without finding out who the culprit is for the viewers. (and himself. he doesnt know who it is either)

[@saruwatarisa]

Can't be the only one right? Like my main suspects was Cub and Jev but it feels like Cub just outed himself when he said he's 100% sure it was Scar? But I also think this was started by someone else, maybe initially Skizz for his mission only but was just continued by maybe one or more individuals.

[@DarthRayj]

@@saruwatarisa I could totally see the entire thing being a Mission Possible that's also supposed to be kept secret from viewers.. Iskall does love stirring up trouble. But at the same time, it seems like whoever is doing it has some pretty high-level dedication *and* technical skill, so I feel like there are some Hermits who just wouldn't care enough to put in the energy or wouldn't know how to pull off some of the things that have happened.

[@maythefool9904]

I feel like Scar has said it is time for ore mountain to go about 4 times now.

[@NickAndriadze]

*15:28* I don't know why but something about this scene REALLY made me crack up, that moment of silence followed by paraphrasing was gold.

[@Sammit00]

Sad we don’t have Pix but I am never going to be upset about getting to hear more of Zloy’s lovely voice

[@Flip16YT]

The recap is how I keep up with the (slightly) insane world of Hermitcraft. Thanks so much everyone! I miss Pix but Sloy is also perfect.

[@pjdietrich4470]

Trebuchets are the superior siege engine, spot on Lyarrah!

[@fatfluffykittycat]

This is the earliest I’ve been to a hermit recap

[@estherclawson6876]

Congratz

[@reisvs]

sleep? no, gotta watch the hermitcraft recap first

[@ShadowedSky]

Copper Cathedral XD I can see this becoming a place for a new religion

[@SerenaTheTurtle]

You could make a religion out of this!

[@GSBarlev]

I love the idea of little copper acolytes roaming around everywhere. Makes me wish armor stands could ride minecarts, though...

[@somethinsomethingelse]

xB and Keralis always have such interesting nights on the town… Keralis slurping the drink on xB’s head was… quite the experience

[@prplmkyfr]

jokes that made me pause to process, week 23 edition: "bog standard" the uh. 14:27 the joke about the poe-poe HQ and monsters XD "lest the accused assume the building skipped on its milk"

[@K_B48]

I'm so confused about the Poe Poe HQ joke 😭

[@isobarkley]

@@K_B48 ACAB, i believe

[@themilitarumpainter]

yay! Another Sloy episode!

[@sunshinias]

I love Sloy's wordplay

[@thegameplayer125]

we gotta give pearl credit for finding ways to get doc to skirt around the rules

[@citrisaurora1182]

Once again, the perfect ways of describing the Hermits and their shenanigons! You had me pausing constantly cause I keep breaking out laughing. And... I'm pretty sure this is the first recap I've rewatched.

[@maestro4287]

"There's got to be a cheaper way to look like a bumblebee" 😅😅

[@mehthatcat]

If I had a nickel for every time a HermitCraft member made an underground shrine like thing for a specific type of item during Season 10, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice (Grian and X with the cod and copper)

[@RogerMollet]

Scar needs to restock his shops.

[@PeachFiend]

THE SUBTLE ACAB JOKE OF "now that the POE POE HQ is free of monsters. ... now that skizz is alone in the POE POE HQ" i am SCREAMING

[@empurress77]

Question: Why is Pearlescent like that? Science: We do not know. 😅

[@Magic__7]

Two Mr Xp weeks in a row ? Woooʻoooooooooooooooooo amazing

[@cindyandrew4382]

DisNey's trebuchet is perfect! Forgive any mispelling. Now I think he will be planning a full on siege!

[@cindyandrew4382]

RenDog, not DisNey!

[@stan8479]

Hi Sloy! Great to hear your voice this week too! I love your accent!

[@entropic-decay]

I have an idea for Doc to catch the ore snatcher. If he can get another hermit to set up their camera account watching somewhere that is hit regularly (the trim shop, the skyblock, etc) round the clock, or multiple hermits using their camera accounts in shifts for this purpose, *there will be no time where they can swap out any blocks and mess with redstone without being seen* and because it'd be other hermits using their camera accounts and not doc, it'd be passable as them just recording normally

[@JenFire]

lol "more people should use Zombies as decorations" like you did in your Truly Bedrock shop? that was awesome btw

[@labadf]

Your idea for the zombie-enhanced copper golems is ingenious! I would love to see that come to fruition, maybe using halfslabs and 1-block height for movement?

[@alfacinha9609]

Magic mountain is slowly becoming Boatem hole's successor. and I'm loving it!

[@pentagonuniversecubeartistsfam]

Can't believe this is the fish week I actually managed to watch every Hermit's episode upload within the same week 😮

[@Van-dq4sw]

"An Honest to Doc nature documentary." Is this because Doc is currently confined to the sky, or is this implying some very bold hermits to literally judge him? A fascinating statement.

[@hitchicker42]

The jokes in this week’s recap are top notch Zloy, amazing job as always

[@LegoMiniMovies]

Just about made it on Sunday. Good recap as always I’m sure

[@monatae9725]

❤ Love the recap, all the best to y'all! Thanks for keeping us informed and entertained!

[@Carolus08]

This was awefully late, and it will add to my terrible sleeping schedule

[@wikiuser92]

Ditto. It's past midnight for me.

[@Carolus08]

@@wikiuser92 I shouldent be awake at this time of night. Its currently 1.05 in the middle of the night

[@wikiuser92]

@@Carolus08 I should be in bed too. My eyes can hardly stay open.

[@RogerMollet]

About an hour before this, Impulse posted his view of the netherite mining.

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

didn't think I'd hear a trebuchet meme in 2024 a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@MrMrblazer1234]

Doing good!! Audio levels seemed slightly quieter this episode, don't think it's my end, but who knows. Irregardless, perhaps Zloy and Pixel could both talk in a video some time, like Statler and Waldorf bouncing off one another HAHA

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

We actually tried that and unfortunately the back and forth between his perfect british and my flawed but hilarious accent just doesn't work. It was fun but the video wasn't consistent and bice to listen to 😤

[@PraetorPaktu]

Yay just in time for my break.

[@Chigger]

I wasn't expecting a Bob's Burgers reference of all things here!

[@danielwilson8604]

Other idea inspired by the head golems. Make tiny hermits holding levers and dress as a golem. Be a hermit riding a mech!

[@beterbomen]

I can understand what Zloy's saying even if I walk away (and therefor don't look at the screen). Great job, Zloy! I mean, it was like that last week too, but it's good to see it's consistant.

[@piscacatalt]

Genuinely your writing for these recaps is incredible XD

[@real-fragments]

no force on earth or in minecraft can find out why pearl is Like That :) she's great, and so is this episode!

[@bunta3434]

Zloy is back in the voice over great episode mate

[@sannekimenai639]

Man Sloy, your jokes just don't hold back! Amazing!

[@lilyoftheflame]

Am I thr only one who wants a Hermitcraft Recap where both SloyXP and Pixlriffs narrate, with a kind of back and forth? Like a mews network!

[@ryanlyman4011]

Dang, just the mention of Tower of Guns is enough to make me want to get back into it.

[@flinnferret]

"... honest to dog..." Sloy, you're fantastic!

[@ArtGG]

Zloy's zombie cousins really need jobs huh.. .Lol.

[@erinkarp]

Love the "Skizz is alone" part

[@Stefan_Penninga]

an honnest to -god- doc nature documentary, love that joke

[@JoheTehn]

" This week, on hermitcraft " Is it a thing of the past ? ? it's been 3 or 4 recap without it

[@G36645]

I love the idea that Grian and scar have played to long to be the village idiot

[@Holmesy87]

I think Pix needs to Like & Subscribe because he keeps missing the recaps 😂

[@GabrielRettig]

Bdubs video is one of the best I’ve ever seen!!!! And I don’t usually watch him but now I’m gonna start!

[@Nihilore]

Holy shit I’d forgotten about trebuchet memes. That’s weird nostalgia

[@darianleyer5777]

No, @ZloyXP, it's "There's Got To Be A Cheaper Way To Look Like Bumblebee"

[@erinkarp]

I like Zloy's hot take of the day

[@davespriter]

really enjoyed this episode!

[@Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls]

May I just say, I love your accent sloy! It’s really cool. What language do you speak? (Sorry I’m a bit hyper fixated on linguistics😂)

[@chasehalley5777]

I hope scar knows the snails stole the diamonds and vanished so bdubs can’t serve them. Big Ron is innocent!

[@tiffanycarlyle4908]

Zombie decor! I love that idea!!

[@gelo5380]

Nice Recap!

[@EmdyMC]

Petition to have sloy narrate the recap every once a while even when pix is back. There's just something about his delivery that makes the jokes so much better.

[@clownfriend.]

Love you guys

[@lilkettle1243]

Alwayse love the recaps, keep it up!

[@quilavabucket]

sloy: i miss pixl xisuma: lol

[@duckynunu]

recap time!!

[@tahunuva4254]

Who's ren gonna call? Goatsbusters!

[@eloquentornot]

I love your humour so much!!!!!

[@angelwitch25]

You guys are doing great!!!

[@hyun-shik7327]

Eefo is back? Now Wels just needs to show up.

[@bigfan10-gaming79]

Scientist Gem should be a Plush

[@AikeAllen]

3:32 I kept forgetting minecraft characters could blink..

[@CHEESEPUFF_7]

I... Forgot about the recap this week.. but i was asleep

[@zomerkoninkjes]

Yay new recap!

[@rainbowflameproductions7121]

Gonna be honest i have no idea why more players don’t use zombies, especially zombie villagers as decor in a build.

[@thecrystalliaguild]

Oh wow it's the next recap already

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@Tyranzor64]

Dont think you get to get away with that bog standard joke.

[@Rarity36Rage]

I think he just said doc is a god 10:45

[@ethanton7074]

So first it was a salmon temple, and now copper? huh

[@SuperSt0ne]

I left a like for the bog standard pun.

[@aztecpatrick]

13:11 I see what you did there

[@ipex8772]

Though your pronunciation never bothered me I can't help but notice it improved a lot.

[@ohlookitsadumbperson1169]

Pixlsloy taking over

[@mbos14]

Doc is german so its fine for him to break out of prison.