Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP11 - Did I Just Become The RICHEST HERMIT?!

We show xB our renovations, build a shulker farm, I show you my basalt farm and we make a CRAZY deal with Etho!
Big thanks to @EndingCredits for the shulker farm design!
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[@GooseGosselin]

As soon as you see a death message from Etho, remind him you've fulfilled the "lifetime" supply agreement.

[@Name.she-her-hers]

oh so evil, I love it

[@sigpi222]

If for nothing else than content.

[@autarch6376]

That gave me a good chuckle. Now im hoping he does.

[@MTW11]

You sir, are an evil genius!

[@darknessblades]

Voiding it under a technicality... NICE

[@mapwheel00]

45 diamond blocks... if memory serves, that may be the largest shop transaction in Hermitcraft history.

[@nasiskahn]

Didn’t Beef sell his hacienda in S7 for about that much? He likes his 45 diamond blocks! Correct me if I’m wrong. 😂

[@sephticus6847]

I believe that record goes to Grian and Mumbo in season 6 when Jevin seriously overpaid them for the Mumbo moustache remover and told them to just keep the full amount. The price they set was three stacks of diamonds, and Jevin paid with three stacks of diamond blocks instead.

[@sherrattpemberton6089]

I dunno, while technically not a shop transaction - I think that may still go to Grian selling Kerallis the rotten flesh for two stacks of diamonds back in S7

[@goatwards]

You should mark up golden carrots to like 5 diamonds per stack to incentivize buying other foods

[@ubernewb3005]

@@sherrattpemberton6089 2 stacks of diamonds is 128, while 45 diamond blocks is 405 total

[@jorrit_8292]

That deal really has that Parks and Rec meme vibe: "I have a permit" "This just says I can do what I want"

[@kriptiq]

When is someone going to clip doc’s “anyways… what?” And put it on a goat horn??

[@zachwillett5853]

The Recap is already making it a standby.

[@mlledupont]

It’s already a classic for season 10, and it’s only just begun 😅 A goat horn for it would be so funny!!

[@Archer690Channel]

they should put grian shouting obliterate into one

[@scottmaguire896]

This needs to happen 😂

[@scottmaguire896]

This needs to happen 😂

[@bdmayhem3391]

Beef: Unbuilding timelapse is rare Skizz: Hold my pyramid, in going in

[@danielshane2316]

selling suspicious soup with different effects could be a good idea

[@GSBarlev]

Ooh. Autocrafter + dropper for flower randomization. Pop in a diamond, out comes a random soup.

[@lomiification]

In metal trays, too, for the soup/chili/whatever part of the supermarket

[@Markoy2011]

😂 "... a German Shepherd, who is not a bulldog at all..." 😂

[@bechne]

FYI, people will want to buy just shulker shells instead of the assembled box so they can transport more efficiently.

[@diogonunes1608]

One of the barrels should be shulker boxes full of them

[@jasonolson7966]

That grocery store shopping bit with Hypno was hilarious!

[@artcove]

I love how they could play the stock-stalk pun with their accents. Wouldn't work if it was Grain and Mumbo

[@goboogsiego]

You forgot that the deal was only to share profits on food you supplied. That doesn't include the initial golden carrot sales.

[@andrewdiaz3529]

​@@goboogsiego they didn't care

[@hopee.wankenobi1085]

A part of me wants to see the return of the newspaper because of the new mail system. I can totally see a “Sunday paper” style ad going out weekly to advertise businesses in the shopping district, sales etc. would be amazing but also like.. map art 😂 thank you for sharing this with us beef. Great episode.

[@qubit0000]

Leave a comment on either Cub's or Cleo's videos. That was their project.

[@BenFromOhio]

"If we don't mark it up, we can't put it on sale." Spoken like a veteran grocer!!!

[@markosrpak1444]

I would recommend adding a section in the shop for "free range chicken" or "organic carrots" and separate them from the other stuff, that way you can mark up the price for "organic" food!! It's just like real life, people WILL buy.

[@Charlescarder]

The second unbuilding Timelapse of the season

[@genuineBenFan]

if i had a nickel for every time that happened

[@kiratwo4u]

​@@genuineBenFan you'll have two nickels which, isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[@clariphone.8434]

Both big salmon members as well

[@WonkyWater-YT]

If I had a nickel for every time a member of a fish-worshipping mafia time lapsed them destroying a build with funky music on a horse-admiring Minecraft SMP, I'd have 2 nickels, which is weird that it happened twice.

[@lomiification]

​@@clariphone.8434third then? Wels took down a bridge

[@ChefeBurnay]

It would be glorious if you put the supermarket song at 4:26 in a music disc. The true supermarket experience!!

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

As long as the song is like Grian after you ask about the Base Blooben test.

[@mr9d]

To improve the customer reach of your food supermarket you should install a bunch of vending machines across the server.

[@bonniekeyworth3123]

That's a great idea. Easy pitch for some of the more punk type of builds.

[@nikkibrowning4546]

Bump

[@prawn3721]

this is genius

[@trish9006]

Good idea!

[@qubit0000]

Or food carts: fish and chips (potatoes) anyone?

[@bodhiyonzon8912]

Beef: "We're the two halves" xB:"His is natural and mine is good" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ricorommeldumaplin4822]

The half food shop is amazing but its missing a checkout counter the very place where people can pay for the foods they bought and packed into a shopping bag or shulker box to complete the theme and charge them extra for the box, its also possible to use the mail system for the home delivery of the foods they order via mail as well

[@TheRyepoog]

checkout counter? genius! and food delivery + delivery charge also genius! definitely needs some punnage. HermitFresh? HelloHermit? GrubHermit?

[@Jockymcbock]

@@TheRyepoogHermitFresh sounds like the one!

[@Ord3al]

You will also need an allay as a cashier. Pay the cashier!

[@michamikekit]

Beef I noticed in another Hermits video that the apples in the barrels for the golden carrots still said 2 diamond while the apples in the chest for the golden carrots said 3. Just might want to check to make sure they are all the same if you haven't already done so. ALSO what is a grocery store without a penny (diamond) ride out front. Might be neat to see the return of the Lama ride from season 7.

[@Aramarth]

You should put a custom disc with convenience store music, connected to pressure plates at the entrance and exit.

[@Ninjalette666]

the way doc rigged the villagers to die when someone traded with them was pure perfection 😆

[@sorrynotsorry8224]

Can't wait to see Doc's video on that this weekend. Will have to watch Cleo's video to see it happen.

[@Ninjalette666]

@@sorrynotsorry8224 its worth the watch, it had me laughing 😆i knew when he was walking away 'from nowhere in particular' in his last episode that he was coming from cleos 😂

[@GSBarlev]

Cleo's POV was incredible. The two of them being "at war" promises to be endlessly entertaining.

[@alphabowtie2778]

But the best part is that like the next day he died and had to buy all the books

[@Ninjalette666]

@@alphabowtie2778he didnt buy books 😉he bought hot chocolate, coffee and tea ofc.... coz she doesnt sell books.... OTHERWISE SHE WOULD BE DUE HIM A PROFIT

[@AceOfFools]

English Bulldog, French Bulldog, German Shepherd... I detect a theme. Might I suggest an Irish Wolfhound, or an Italian Greyhound, or a Yorkshire Terrier, or a Scottish Terrier to keep the European Naming Convention going?

[@MaryGershwin]

oh my god, all the collabs! I am most excited about xisuma collabing with so many more Hermits. He is one of my favorite Hermits :) He is just so polite and soft spoken but also has such a genuinely good time all the time.

[@jimmy_kirk]

If you plant your redberries in rows of raised flower beds, you won't get pricked when you harvest them.

[@papabeer1001]

Or you ca place trap doors/slabs on top of them so youd just walk through the middle

[@Van-dq4sw]

I love that Xisuma introduces the trophy system for shop rewards, and Etho instantly jumps you to almost the second trophy himself, for a piece of paper. Big Business.

[@wsquirrel]

You should 100 % have made his lifetime supply a monthly subscription instead!

[@Christopher-cr7pw]

Beef forgetting about Docs Shulker farm and him selling his logs in each Shulker box.

[@lomiification]

Doc probably did that as a one off, since there wasn't a shulker box shop yet

[@TorrentOfficiall]

@@lomiification oh you know doc is gonna keep doing that.... there's def going to be some tomfoolary around the permits

[@Peregrine1989]

@@TorrentOfficiallOf course, but Doc hasn't fully got his shop going yet and ultimately wants his payment in sand. So while Beef does have competition its...weird. The price in the sand shop is going to be a deciding factor I suspect.

[@martindonat3249]

also due to his tunnelbore ,is doc probably the richest hermit annyway

[@IsYitzach]

Xisuma named his elytra "Horse" so he could help kill a certain free-roaming wither while on a "horse."

[@dangitnicky]

6:30 Hypno understood the assignment. This segment was soo good LOL

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

Suspicious stew sales should be some kind of randomized minigame thing where there's brown mooshrooms going around a minecart loop and the Hermits collect the soup in their own bowls. Suspicious Stew-lette

[@GreenNova4444]

"That's a very Candian way of doing things," -XB Hey, I'm an American who works at a grocery store, and we put plants outside too.

[@ConstelationofMinecraft]

i guess we all are Canadian at heart😂

[@elijahhall5343]

Slogan for Half foods: Do you need food? Because we Half foods!

[@gristen]

1:00 not sure where xb is from, but we also have grocery stores in america that sell plants outside lol. not every store does it, but its not uncommon. honestly it might possibly be mostly a rural thing, as i dont think ive seen it all that much when i've visited bigger cities. i see it pretty regularly where i live tho

[@alifalafel4831]

I didn't realize it wasn't normal until it was questioned.

[@calfgomuu]

Like Kroger

[@KathyClysm]

Iirc he's originally from Arizona but moved to... Wisconsin or Washington or something like that to be with his better half

[@johnnyshortfor]

It’s mostly a question of how much space is out front ime - city center stores tend to open up right onto the sidewalk so no or almost no room for plants out front, but anywhere even slightly less congested will usually have a bit more space out front that is almost always filled with plants

[@nasiskahn]

He’s living in Wisconsin now. He’s talked about it.

[@JohnAw3som3]

The way to harvest the berries without getting pricked constantly is by adding a row of slabs directly above them. You can say it's like a thing that holds the vines or something and decorate it but I do that for every berry farm I create that isn't fox based. Keep it up, Beef!

[@PLDfanboy]

A slab over the berries is the best way to not get pricked everytime. Unless you can do some hidden item frame trick

[@qocket]

You gotta flaunt that wealth Beef, stay ahead of Doc's exponential curve while you can.

[@chiggn7456]

Raising prices , doing business with Etho... the Big Salmon. Maybe think about some Shop like ShadyBeefs =)

[@cardboardkingrv7316]

The HalfFoods shopping with hypno reminds me of Luigi and Guido from Cars trying to convince you to buy tires from them😂

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

And like Luigi and Guido, there aren't any other choices in the town

[@recurvestickerdragon]

The carrots are indeed GMOs: Gold-Marinated Objects

[@treavaalyia]

Hey Beef, not sure if you noticed but there is also golden carrots in the barrels there too. I saw Impulse in there on a stream buying some and it was still labeled 2 diamonds per stack!

[@brett232]

Could make some bundles look like shopping bags, charge 5 diamonds but mark them as reusable, and you could have a competition where someone gets 10 seconds to grab anything they want

[@ryalloric1088]

18:05 that squid casually killing itself in the background lol

[@Kvarkki]

Three Fox Hole is still one of the most inspiring builds I've seen. It has such a distinct feel to it.

[@jwest6058]

It’s so cool seeing Three Fox Hole again. That place is special to me, season 7 is when I started watching you and I was so impressed by it. Also, love all the interactions! Especially the grocery store.

[@RokkTheRock]

a way to harvest berries without getting pricked is either a redstone farm with a fox or smth like having the path next to the berries be a block down from them so you dont ever stand in their block to get pricked. do the path 2 blocks wide if you want to use some trapdoors to hide the dirt on the sides. theyll look like raised garden beds (:

[@MistyMess]

"Oh, we were definitely stocking... stalking.'

[@PapaWoofs]

4:30 that music needs to be put on an endless loop and played anytime someone enters the store.

[@itsArka]

You can add slabs on top of the berry bushes to help pick them easier without getting hurt.

[@therealnicoo]

i think cub has like 11 stacks of diamond blocks already :')

[@newwavepop]

of all the unfinished Hermit builds of the pasts seasons "3 Fox Hole" is one of the top 2 or 3 i most wanted to see completed. and Cyber Punk seems to be all the rage this season.

[@user-mv1my1ip9w]

You can use foxes to harvest berry bushes and run hopper minecart on rails underneath, just like any automatic farm. When a fox harvests the berries, he keeps one and drops the other so you can set up an auto thing that way if you want.

[@lolli_popples]

“If we don’t mark it up we can’t put it on sale.” Forget severed heads, THIS is the American part.

[@Kikico_o]

Have you considered putting the shopping music on a disc and looping it in the store? I think it would add a lot of atmosphere and really capture the true shopping experience!

[@natanislikens]

4:05 @Hypno …. …. SHOP AT SAHARA!! >.> I might be a little late with that. -- I don’t know Beef… Scar has a double chest of Diamond Ore… he might be the richest currently… though I did see Doc is back to his shenanigans of showing off by using Diamond Ore as his Redstone Wiring block.

[@marniejane11]

I can't believe Etho had that many diamonds on hand!

[@Hallbysara]

Something I learned from the beery bush is that if you put something above like a trapdoor or a slab you will be able to harvest them without getting pricked by it :)

[@Saturday_Jones]

I hope the pink house makes it to a very inconvenient location at Iskalls base. Complete with water and Salmon

[@kennyholmes5196]

I believe that an "un-building" timelapse is actually known as a "deconstruction" timelapse.

[@chicagogr81]

Golden carrots are very good, but not the best food. If you really want to offer the best you'll sell golden apples by the stack.

[@jebinite]

You could turn the Ender chest into an ATM for the food shop.

[@Kneoria]

Yall need like, 3 different disks to rotate through like, background music with the occasional "this weeks Special" hooked up to a skulk sensor to play when people are in the store. For easy berry farming, if you put a fence post at the end, and then connect the fence posts with trapdoors over the berry bushes, it makes little trellises that let you harvest berries prickle free. I personally like the Acacia trapdoors for this even though the color is bad but it gives the impression that it lets light through to let the berries regrow.

[@AdamHarrisonEros]

Concerning the berry bushes. If you put a block over the berry bush, you can harvest but it won't let you get close enough to get injured.

[@jayofthep]

They are well aware 😂 people have been shouting it for a couple weeks

[@riztiz]

I'm sure he's aware

[@karactr8361]

It interferes with the view so it's an aesthetics thing. Maybe a nice pergola design? But that still requires something on every bush. 🤔

[@nikkibrowning4546]

Glass. Make a greenhouse.

[@anomnomnomynous]

Grocery store is great, suggestions add a butcher counter for the raw meats and a deli counter with like rotisserie chicken and roast beef etc for the cooked meat and soups and other prepared food items

[@Wortigon2000]

technically, golden carrot isn't the best food. At all. In general, the best stackable one would be (enchanted) golden apples, but as those are really expensive to make (or flat out just about impossible to get even just 1 stack of, in case of the enchanted ones), most people opt for different ones. The best (64) stackable foodstuffs after it would be: 1.: cooked Porkchop / Steak (tie, exact same numbers) 2.: golden carrot 3.: mid tier stuff, like cooked chicken/cooked salmon/cooked cod Other notable alternatives are honey bottles, which can be stored as empty bottles, and a stack of honey blocks; or suspicious stews made with dandelions. Also, you can harvest berries using Foxes. They don't get hurt from the berry bushes. You just gotta pay attention to have some form of collection system underneath.

[@G.Aaron.Fisher]

16:30 Careful equating royalty-free works with license-free works. Royalty-free just means licensing is available for a lump-sum payment rather than a percentage cut (i.e. royalties). Sometimes royalty-free works have a way to be licensed for free with some restrictions. KZbin Audio Library still uses a license. The license allows creators to use these songs, but *only on KZbin*. If you want to use the song anywhere else, you still need a license directly from the creator.

[@quaruke9489]

Make "tarps" over the berries, with a trap door on top you dont get poked

[@frankmckenneth9254]

Foxes harvest sweet berries, but they eat some unfortunately

[@thomasellis7564]

Unless something has changed, they harvest far more than they eat. Totally worth running a hopper minecart under part of the berry field and containing a fox in there.

[@raulsgomes]

Farm berries, eazy. Very phisical. No redstone. Manual without hurting yourself. Use slabs. Lower the paths, and put top slab over the berry Bush.

[@owowarrior864]

nice beefy tune! i love the otherworldly feel, and the soft beats. very cyberpunk

[@QuibieGG]

Ahhh. 3 Fox Hole. I love that build!! Thanks for taking us back there.

[@ralmilk]

You should definitely sell shulker shells for those who want to buy a lot at once. It will be a lot more convenient :)

[@lolli_popples]

You should get some chorus fruit to sell at Half Foods! Suspicious Stew as well. There might be a good market for food that gives different effects.

[@bunyan4.20]

I thought i was tripping but nope Beef with the background music playing like it is a real store so funny LOL

[@grimlockthe1823]

waking up in the morning watching my favorite mc youtuber is just great

[@dandymcgee]

I don't think beef quite comprehends how many diamonds Cub is burning in his firework factory. :D

[@LittleDergon]

Beef gonna be blitzing through X's sales trophies 😂

[@SDWNJ]

You can harvest berries without being pricked if you plant them in raised beds.

[@johnbetton6233]

To harvest the wild berries without getting pricked all you have to do is place slabs on top of the bushes

[@CDrocKS]

Beef really is a Canadian grocery store owner with all the markups

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

18:17 That poor, poor stupid squid. 😂

[@Ninjalette666]

wow with ethos deal alone u gonna unlock those trophies x is doing faster than anyone else

[@ephyewt00]

Background music inside Half Foods... *chef's kiss*

[@Sodapop_megatron]

Every non Canadian Hermit loves to mention every nice act you do is Canadian xD

[@Fourth_Stooge]

Beef, you should add waterlogged bottom slabs in the isles of the berry farm to make it like a flooded cranberry patch

[@jlwright7130]

Beef, you could put iron doors with pressure plates at the entrance and exit of half foods so people can only go 1 way. :)

[@PJOZeus]

Most of the shops have been insanely cheap for what they are, and it's been understandable as a sort of goodwill thing among the hermits But yours feel nothing less than extortionate, golden carrots in large part sure but doubly so for shulkers - Zero service to the server, all hunger, when people have been craving them for so long

[@MNovater]

15:30 I like how his retaliation was for the Kitty Cafe and he actually liked the fishbowl.

[@tigerlily6968]

If I'm thinking correctly a fox could collect the berries for you

[@idkidkidk7112]

Etho is related to the mail system and they'll need a ton of shulkers

[@atrunkfield]

Beef, you know that foxes can be used to harvest berries, and they can do it from a glass ceiling above so they don’t get damaged.

[@davidtauriainen9116]

Since you're already using mud under the berries, I'm sure you have a sly plan to auto-collect them.

[@ez9566]

An alter evil card for TrueSymetry would have been a fun idea.Btriple O, EthoSlab, AncientBeef, there are some fun name alterations you can come up with

[@TheCanadianCitizen]

Beef applying the Lawblaws strategy of marking up products 😂

[@jkunderwood3291]

beef has now hinted twice at getting foxes for the berries

[@officialcrit6685]

Nice progress! I think it would be easier for you to keep stock if you sold shulker shells instead which also insuinates that they would need wood to craft shulkers which is available at the wood shop! That speaks of double business nonetheless! Btw, I think you can use foxes to harvest berries at your berrypatch!

[@GrahamAngus2]

Xb and Beef are slowly turning into Galen Weston!

[@buglord1]

Should offer a gambling part of the store. A dispenser that for 1 diamond block it will send out a shulker with between 1 box worth of shells to a full 27 stacks of shells

[@tiddelyfish2413]

Hey Beef! I was just out traveling for work in Cape Cod and saw so many Cranberry bogs. Your berries farm looks exactly like them! Awesome job, you totally nailed it!

[@pollye8005]

I'm new to watching your content, but from the start of this season of HC, I get so excited every time you upload. It makes me so happy. Thank you.

[@Wolfboy607]

Beeeeef. This might not be immediately relevant, but I can see people wanting to buy shulker boxes in larger bulk than an inventory full. Once you have a large supply of shells built up, have a chest of just shells. Maybe stacks of 10 shells for 1 diamond block, or some such. Alternatively, if you wish to inhibit the flow of shulker across the server, you can set up a crafter to refill the main chest of shulker boxers, then you can densely store the shells and have to restock less frequently.

[@SireneDrinkTea]

12:30 looks like crab rave