Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Available in 221 Countries™

[@SsethTzeentach]

For immediate context, go here: 2:17 As of several days ago 4K Media Inc (Better known as 4Kids, responsible for the english dub of Yu Gi Oh) made the 4D chess galaxy brain move to block the video in... 221 countries. For context, the United Nations recognizes 241 countries and territories. So to answer the question: "Sseth why did you reupload your heroes V review?" Because it's blocked in 92% of the world. This is a genius play above our monkey understanding because previously: a) 4K Media Inc. copyright claimed the video b) and thus, they were getting all the money for it But now they get c) nothing. Because no one can see it. Have a good day.

[@TheAmazingRock]

Nice Sseth. One step ahead of the NWO.

[@srkxn8486]

Trap card

[@shadow435100]

Thats nice

[@vabalokis]

what a load of shit , yugioh part was the best

[@EverythingisGoodieBud]

Who would have thought that 4Kids would have 4 IQ

[@isvuswright4882]

The harder a joke gets censored, the funnier it probably is. If a joke is blocked in 113% of the countries on Earth, I'm certain it was undoubtedly the funniest joke I ever would have heard.

[@sebastiangniadek6473]

It was YuGiOh opening with a couple of edits. It wasn't that great tbh.

[@rainfeller]

You have to be careful. Back during WW2, there was a joke that was so funny it killed anyone who heard it from laughing so hard. It was weaponized and translated into German to be used in combat, but it had to be read in thirds by translators and all three were hospitalized in the process.

[@TrippyTheShroom]

@@sebastiangniadek6473 Did it say the phrase "You Gay Hoe", cause me and my friends have actively called it that since middle school and I'm 28.

[@nooneinparticular3370]

@@rainfeller What's this a reference to?

[@greatandmightykevin]

@@nooneinparticular3370 The Monty Python funniest joke

[@Smilephile]

"Steel wins battles, gold wins wars."

[@maxluong2]

And my mom

[@lukeeatschips6324]

Sounds about right

[@scutumfidelis1436]

The private central banks liked that.

[@lukeeatschips6324]

@@scutumfidelis1436 This reminds me of a game called Cannon Brawl where one of the units/buildings you can produce is just a big bank... The bank literally lets you bribe the opponents units mid battle

[@MikeRosadoGaming]

🔥👍🏽

[@darknessvamp]

A regular Sseth subscriber: “Hey I’ve already watched this.” An intellectual Sseth subscriber: “I was wondering when I was going to watch this for the eighth time.”

[@TafJaf]

Pfft, i sleep to Sseth's videos, i lost count after a month of sleeping

[@Alpha_Wolfy]

@@TafJaf perfect background noise for a snooze

[@nyankers]

I'm at that mid-tier level where I'm not sure if I want to or not yet. I eventually will, but do I want to right now, or do I want to wait...

[@CursiveS]

ME

[@senpaiii_1568]

M8 I found out the 1st one was taken off when I went to watch it the 9th time so instead I put on masquerade bloodlines.

[@youdonthavetoknowsssh8154]

"Imagine NOT seeing 2 "Heroes of Might and Magic V Review" *this post was made by Afghanistan,Bangladesh,Bhutan,... gang*

[@pierluigiadreani2159]

If you are in Afghanistan you should think about other issues, if you are in Bhutan then you are super happy still.

[@panzerblitz4492]

*Philippine gang* too. Got no time for yt bs in our country

[@docterlancedamiray333]

@@panzerblitz4492 ditto!

[@dursly]

is it worth it though, does this one still have hentai?

[@EA-vt9pb]

And America

[@ultimatepandaman3966]

"Shout out to my boys in Pyongyang". I can't even breathe

[@timtams_6]

so can kim jongun...

[@tonnentonie2767]

You black?

[@akshaydalvi1534]

Pyongyang gang represent!!

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

@@timtams_6 Yes. Yes he can

[@nachoconqueso3000]

@@22efeyilmaz18 who the hell is george???

[@miklowii]

The Masterpiece: Director's cut

[@miklowii]

Just read "Troubled developement". Fuck you, Seth, you will never git gud at HoMM, my 2 yo niece can beat your ass.

[@Drakyry]

Cringe

[@Adhjie]

@@Drakyry korewa c4inge desune koron dababby luna

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

@@Adhjie cringe/kittsu/zako vowel length harakah* also sseth once spelt halal wrong.....lam variants momentos

[@DieKao]

"or the middle east" *zooms in on Germany* God damn it man. As a German that hurts me on a deep emotional level. I'll talk to my Imam about it tomorrow.

[@123hattan]

Salam, I am your Imam. How can I help you, brother?

[@sashimimisha]

I'm glad he doesn't shy away from the usual edgy/redpilled humour no matter how big his channel grows

[@fartloudYT]

@@123hattan what does salami have to do with this

[@123hattan]

@@fartloudYT It is our favorite meal.

[@GamerGuy249]

@@sashimimisha I think the reason his edgy humour works so well is because they actually feel like jokes instead of just saying offensive shit to be offensive, if that makes sense?

[@kenhuynguyen]

I was laughing at Sseth's joke against Jeff Spock, thinking that he's a bad writer until I realized he's the lead writer of the Endless universe

[@baidman3148]

So that explain it

[@beetheimmortal]

The Endless universe is objectively one of the most batshit insane universes

[@oldstoffire]

I knew I recognized that face holy shit

[@ascendedbro1828]

Jeff Spock is actually based lol

[@thesquishedelf1301]

I mean the full story of HoMM5 is actually kinda batshit, I know he wasn't involved the whole way through but while still somewhat cliche it is rather over the top. Between this and -Dark Messiah of Might and Magic- *Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of Conveniently Placed Spikes,* better known as the demo for Arkane Studio's later obscure game, Dishonored, we have: -queen throws a hissy fit because her husband isn't back from killing demons yet -turns out her maid was a succubus jedi mind tricking her -demon lord who is already involved with said succubus decides he needs to add queenie to his harem -barrels through the entire elven empire to get killed by a very specific druid after robbing king's grave -bland evil necromancer convinces queen to let him raise the dead king -goes wrong, surprised pikachu -elves stop panicking to singlehandedly end vampire king -dead demon lord is now not dead demon lord but a dark elf and becomes dark elf king almost by accident -proceeds to rescue queen who got kidnapped by the succubus who is now super jealous, by beating the demon king end game 1 hammers of fate... dwarves exist, nothing happens, turns out queen's a bitch stronghold: -orc mad, KILL KILL FREEEEDDDOOOOOMMMM -necromancer with a spider fetish attacks kingdom, more news at 8 -casts spell revealing all demons in human skin -surprise, queen was succubus all along, queen's still been in hell since first game -random wizard becomes omniscient, ascends to godhood, rescues queen from hell in avengers assemble moment SKDitLoCPS: -so uhhh, being stuck in hell for the better part of 9 months with a very lonely and angry demon lord has affected the queen -thinks kid is king's but puts him up for adoption anyway -20 years later -Kid goes on an advencha for macguffins -kills orc leader and sacred blind wyvern, becomes pseudo orc king -may or may not leave his girlfriend to die in a spider pit -fights spider f****r -decides whether or not to let daddy demon king out of hell so he can bang the succubus that's been giving him schizophrenia for the last year or so - most importantly though, he kicks people off cliffs, into fires, or conveniently placed spikes, at every possible opportunity

[@cartersosa]

well, sseth evolved from 109 countries to 221 truly carrying on his legacy

[@thethatone2166]

Of course it's everyone else's fault.

[@shinhook2k280]

Kicked off not only every country, but every single one that will ever exist

[@theaudiocrat]

You think he'd engage in some introspection. It's like getting fired from 109 jobs and telling your new employer that it was always your previous employers' fault

[@Destroyahx2]

​@@theaudiocratTo be fair the blocking of the video is like one employer firing you from being able to work in 221 different businesses.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

It’s annudah shoah

[@tudormali2755]

As a slav I can confirm that I'm trained from birth in the arts of Heroes III

[@alexandervandeneijnden7207]

Seems legit!

[@mrrey3481]

Yup. Same. I was shit at it, so my family seems me as a disgrace

[@MrTigracho]

I have a feeling of dejavu after reading this comment.

[@dakiesalamander5221]

Yeah, Heroes 3 are super popular in all slavic countries...

[@SpecShadow]

no i zajebiście

[@HeartOfStone.]

I love how sseth played an entire campaign and added several mods around being a bee and went through the torture of winning with beehives for the sole purpose of beeing a five second joke in the video

[@danielharvison7510]

That there is a man with commitment/too much time on his hands. I can't figure out which.

[@Lt._Zet]

i really want to play this map since i always been a big fan of the homm trash maps, it's just something you develop as a long time fan of this series

[@AholicKnight]

purpose of beeing? I see what you did there

[@Syenthros]

So, what you're telling me Sseth... Is that I have a reason to dust off my #FuckKonami?

[@Shogun0099]

Why would you ever not use it in the first place?

[@buttahXD]

It was 4kids this time but you shouldn't have it collecting dust in the first place, lul

[@Shogun0099]

@@buttahXD 4Kids is owned by Konami, or at least the US licencing department of it.

[@buttahXD]

@@Shogun0099 shhh

[@TheSnisel]

@@buttahXD what do you mean shhh? You a Konami spy trying to control the masses?

[@UberDanger]

Oh no the algorithm found Sseth..... the crusade was going so strong

[@DragonWinter36]

Don’t worry, Uber-sama, not even the algorithm can stop such a strong and independent black man as Sseth

[@theorganizationxiii9765]

bruh can some one reupload the song?

[@davidstinger1134]

@@DragonWinter36 KZbin won't do anything to sseth, he's protected by the US government since his African mercenaries are actively employed by the US military, the CIA and Walmart.

[@mosesracal6758]

The crusade shall continue eternally, and when one crusade falls - another shall rise

[@Phosphophillite448.40]

It wasn't the algorithm it was the Ifunny feature team

[@wakipaki7381]

I think it's a nice touch that the Empire and the Undead have so similar musical themes, since the undead were primarily humans. It's missing the angelic singing, which makes sense considering they are forsaken damned flesh that can't escape the realm of mortals.

[@MrSadisticLlama]

If you fused both there themes together into a blend do you think it would sound nice but somber, like a sorta tale of humanity

[@toaster9922]

lol look at this elf cope

[@olagniado6889]

Yeah, and the other themes also make pairs! Inferno with Sylvan (chaos and balance) and Academy with Dungeon (I believe due to them being the most magic based classes/factions)

[@ahvixdood]

""

[@saltykenny5370]

Spazz Maticus, a young King on a mad quest to get Demonetized!

[@martyrsaint]

@Ben van der Riet I bet you like a lot of things.

[@PetteriWar]

Hows the wife? Oh right.

[@DEMONX62]

Its now Canon in the Yu-Gi-Oh extended universe

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Spazz Maticus challenges Mongo to a children's card game.

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

@Ben van der Riet bold words for a man smaler than his wife's boyfriend

[@snakotakagorro8392]

One thing I can never forgive Heroes V for: Knight stables are located on the *TOP FLOOR* of the giant castle in human town. WTF is that. Still 10\10, would play again.

[@Texelion]

Everyone knows knights had flying horses. How else would they slay flying dragons ? By shouting at them to force them to land ? Nonsense.

[@CarvonPL]

Actually if you scroll to the ground, you would see building knight dwelling creates training grounds in the town, the additional wall of the castle is just the money laundry (that's why dwelling costs shitload of money btw)

[@snakotakagorro8392]

@@CarvonPL Wow, so they did not just take all the money from peasants as taxes, there are even traces of embezzlement in there. Ok, time to play Inferno and burn that Tax Haven to the ground lol.

[@tejavemulapalli6174]

bro Jousting arena was on bottom, the paladin order is like a round table high tower building.

[@bionicdragon5]

How else do you expect the horses to get that cardio?

[@Insulted25]

Sup Sseth, your biggest fan in Pyongyang here! Appreciate you calling all 5 of us out. Also our Dear Leader is 1000% alive.

[@No-uc6fg]

Sseth: Makes a video with copyright scene. 4Kids: Bans the video. Sseth: Reuploads the video without the copyright scene. *YOUR MOVE* *YU-GI-OH*

[@porkins93]

Its TIME to D D D DD D D D DDDDDDDDDDD GO TO PRISON

[@presidentmorsi4677]

@@porkins93 lmao

[@No-uc6fg]

@@porkins93 Which video was that from? Can't remember.

[@porkins93]

@@No-uc6fg kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJ3PpaKGocqBj6c

[@BirdRaiserE]

Banished to the shadow realm (middle east) just for using the YuGiOh intro. How ironic.

[@bio-knight]

"I'm not angry, I'm just very confused" KZbin in a nutshell

[@lenny_boxx4206]

Ur pfp looks like DIO

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@lenny_boxx4206 You were expecting a pfp, but it was i DIO!

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

You’re not wrong

[@danielramsey6141]

Man FuCk KONAMI!!!

[@Bakechochin]

Seeing Sseth's Fandom page, I'm glad to see that his usual writing style features the hyphens and commas indicative of his speaking patterns.

[@AndrooUK]

Does it include his crappy pronunciations in English? 😅

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@AndrooUK imagine thinking making fun of someone over English of all Shitty languages is cool tho

[@defalttheloner]

@@AndrooUK if his English is trash I'm afraid of using my English ever again

[@r0br33r]

@@TheReZisTLust Imagine? You'd need a brain for that, you're a lobotomite lmfao

[@friskylemon8660]

When the original video is recommended next to the reuploaded video Brought to you by the didn't got blocked gang

[@PhrozenFox]

Don't cough on your way out pyong chang boiii

[@Guillidan]

Pyeongchang*

[@Marvi5962]

@@Guillidan No

[@UggaWaggaProductions]

who new Kim was a furry

[@pupinator98]

what was the joked it got blocked for again?

[@Androzavr2101]

"Heroes of Might and Magic V Review" GOTY Edition

[@raezzordaze8021]

GTFO Edition.

[@goldenboy9748]

Featuring Dante from Devil may cry

[@edeneden60]

I can confirm i am slav and every family member has player heroes 3 except my grandparents

[@ВасяПетрович-ь2я]

Real shit. I remember playing the 4 with my mom back in like 2004

[@mrrey3481]

Facts

[@Radvaldur]

This is a KZbin comment for the almighty algorithm. it contains words like, terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant to satiate its hunger for engagement.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

Terrific, outstanding, incredible, brilliant! I am very engaged by this video.

[@HavenCross]

Terrific, inspiring, incredible video! Truly brilliant it made $14324 with these comments alone

[@VanadiumBromide]

Outstanding! This brilliant video inspired me to go out into our incredible world to do terrific and engaging things.

[@GyprockGypsy]

Outstanding. Absolutely genius. Motivating and invigorating.

[@charlesdexterward4726]

Splenderous, Magnifecent Onperalet Classic Uncontestebel

[@Nuvizzle]

Despite the development woes, this ended up being a really solid entry into the series, especially after the expansions added so much to it (big fan of the dual upgrade paths for all units, personally). It's just a shame they decided to end the franchise here, and never make another Heroes game again. Yup, the last Heroes game ever made, this one.

[@dmitriygryaznov9210]

I get that you did not like MMH6? Could you explain why? (never played anything beyond 4, curious)

[@crimerogaming6306]

@@dmitriygryaznov9210 You already answered your question ,play heroes 3 and you will see why

[@dmitriygryaznov9210]

@@crimerogaming6306 Perhaps I should have been clearer, I never played anything AFTER 4. 2, 3, 4 - yes, nothing afterwards.

[@tafm1803]

@@dmitriygryaznov9210 Never tried Seven, but I can tell you Six is an obvious cash grab with micro transactions and whatnot. You can get the game for free but have to pay real money for more than two heroes, etc. I didn't get past the title screen and thought, "Nah, I'll just go back to playing HoMM 5, a game that only made me pay once that I already like." From what I've heard from others, that was the correct decision.

[@dmitriygryaznov9210]

@@tafm1803 Oh God. Well, at least they had the decency to write MMH in the title in order not to mar HoMM name with this.

[@Sleepy106]

i was born in 2005 and when it came out my dad bought it and when he played it i would sit with him and watch until i was old enough to be able to play and spent all day every day playing it. best game ever will never die to me.

[@BucksOfficialChannel]

Yes, I will watch this again.

[@JackFrost69]

Jokes on you. I have already watched all Seth's videos at least 20 times each since I subbed to him. His angelic voice is the only thing that keeps me away from suicide.

[@Daniel-tp2jq]

Jack Frost this is sad

[@JackFrost69]

@@Daniel-tp2jq It was actually a joke. I do not have suicidal tendencies, but his jokes are like poetry, and I can listen to his videos in background while playing games.

[@Daniel-tp2jq]

Jack Frost still very sad. I am here for u

[@bruderdasisteinschwerermangel]

the little zoom in on sausage land when saying "middle east" Danke bruder

[@IbanezKing666]

Amina koryüm er hat ja Recht

[@ArtofNewWorld]

hahahaha so ein gewitzter hund, ich fühl mich persönlich angegriffen :(

[@JustplaY2011]

danke merkel

[@xmm-cf5eg]

The Islamic Republic of Germanistan.

[@tonyblairslawyers9878]

Trade Palestine For Germany! F A I R T R A D E

[@vaendryl]

imagine being so good at making videos like this that people choose to rewatch them for fun years later. cheers, mate.

[@MrIrwicht]

for those interested. it was a "you gi oh" joke. Take the intro of the fitst season and put spasmatikus from heroes 3 in yugis place.

[@Syenthros]

It was clearly transformative. 4kids and Konami simply can't understand Sseth's hidden diabolical genius.

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

and a LOT of gay porn snippets, lmao

[@Jesse__H]

@@rachmatzulfiqar those...will be truly missed.

[@tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY]

@@rachmatzulfiqar You don't understand the genius that Ram Ranch is. Please, enlighten yourself, my son.

[@pan_bartkofski3558]

Spazz Maticus is from Heroes IV you uncultured swine

[@PaddyMcMe]

"Nihilists with motives above human understanding.'

[@TheBayzent]

Infierno is the Rick and Morty faction.

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

-ozymandias poem by walter white ft hank

[@AndrooUK]

Rick and Morty is pseudo-nihilistic. It includes modern and incorrect feminism, anthropogenic climate change that doesn't exist, but also occasionally includes accurate social commentary and nihilism... Eg: Rick chastises Morty for throwing an aluminium can in a recycling bin, considering so much of the Earth is made from aluminium... but also, aluminium is actually one of the few elements/materials that is worth recycling because it is cost effective and aluminium can be recycled indefinitely.

[@lyntoncollins2758]

Interestingly many of the missing Slavic developers later turned up in a new company called "Owlcat Games" - where they decided to show people just how easy any FromSoft game is by producing the most insanely difficult RPGs ever conceived.

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's not hard to make something overly difficult. What's difficult is making it feel brutal but overcomable.

[@Horvath_Gabor]

Their Pathfinder games are a great example of the "developer difficulty bias", where the developers/testers end up really good at the game just due to playing it over and over again, and so they don't realize the difficulty is too high for the first-time player. In this case, I'm pretty sure they are also insane tabletop munchkins as well, so while in other games, the normal difficulty would mean "You can probably beat this so long as you're paying attention to the mechanics", in these Pathfinder games, it means "You need to play the game with a walkthrough open in your browser, look up a guide on meta character builds and respec all the party members, obsessively min-max your characters, and cheese every single mechanic you can, or you're screwed". As for the higher difficulties, that's the kind of crap that's made for masochists, because that's not challenge, it's virtual self-harm.

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

@@Horvath_Gabor im sorry what did you say? I cant hear you over the sound of you being bad at videogames.

[@Horvath_Gabor]

@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash I think you should get better quality bait. I can see the .jpeg artifacts from a mile away.

[@SuperPelmetos2002]

​@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlashI am sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you over the sound of me having sex (unlike you)

[@Bozhidar2000]

Hey, hey, Sseth, it's people here!

[@3rdgig]

*URSS anthem starts*

[@12jojimbo]

Awww, it thinks it's people!

[@Nik_M11]

And today , we'll be reviewing..Sseth

[@wingnoot048]

"or, the middle east" *Hard zoom to the Deutschland* Never change Sseth, never change.

[@thantrus]

Looked in the comments to see who else caught that. Rofl

[@dermanduck9858]

Please explain the joke im not getting

[@shilopnamreg6468]

Derek Wright Germany is trying to replace itself with Arabs via forced immigration laws, no doubt a galaxy brain strategy by our wise Führer Merkel, which cannot backfire or have any negative impact on Europe.

[@totitakreknu320]

It is super funny, unless you have Germany in the neighborhood.

[@tristanbeer1257]

@@totitakreknu320 or if you're German.

[@kennoth3297]

I love homm5. It can use some work on the AI side of things, plus the UI is somewhat clunky (especially the items section), but overall my favorite Heroes game. Two unit upgrade that came in the second expansion also adds a lot more variety and customization.

[@BarokaiRein]

"Wow, yugi doesn't stand ghost of a chance because Kaiba is a ghost and even more dead than our understanding of the universe." - Actual 4kids dialogue

[@TheAxeLordOfFire]

Who the fuck wrote that shit?

[@ghoul4748]

@@TheAxeLordOfFire Boomer CEOs

[@PlanetZoidstar]

Check his pulse, Yugi!

[@awesomegamer7]

@@PlanetZoidstar In a few more hours, the sun will rise!

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@awesomegamer7 I'm really good at playing cardgames! And that's what life's all about anyways!

[@wantsomecandy9531]

For the joke which is replaced just search (on KZbin) "sseth yugioh" Np I am just a humble servent to our Lord edit: nope 4kids (the christians ) ruined everything and tried to attack our savior and the last version of the Torah is lost forever. Im sry that i failed you, but we have to trust into eachother and one day this flower will bloom once more

[@bene3443]

God bless, may your children be many and your turnips bountiful.

[@mildlysuspicious2960]

May you be blessed by our Lord and savior, Sseth

[@wesjanson6979]

inshallah brother, may allah visit dark hours and disaster upon your enemies

[@DoomNeb]

May Spazz Maticus bring you good fortune

[@uh7357]

i cant see it

[@swhite8978]

You had me at "less money to Ubisoft" I love your videos, man

[@colemclean1676]

I could have sworn I I've watched this video before

[@derikchrist6349]

Yeah same but i can't quite put my finger on it where i have watched this before

[@AdarinMonk]

Ah, it's just a shame it's missing a little... jew-nay-say qwan

[@fin4314]

Me too. I watched it three times now and I really feel like I've seen something like it before

[@ZeroSTF]

Dude same

[@AdarinMonk]

I don't normally speak French, but when I do, it's to shit on them for their terrible accents.

[@Xalantor]

"...they get an over the top skill wheel progression system..." "...skill wheel progression..." "...skill wheel..." WHAT!? I've played this game for years when I was younger, even drew those monsters in art class, and I never knew this. I always thought the skills you got where random.

[@ricardoaalucard]

www.heroesofmightandmagic.com/heroes5/demonlord_skills_abilities.shtml sucks right

[@deakkristof1818]

Same here, i always though they were random

[@andrejoss475]

I mean technically they ARE random, it's just that to get some of them you need to have other ones so unless you got really lucky it would be pretty much impossible to get the ultimate skill without actually knowing about it and even if you knew about it the RNG in this game would screw you over

[@Delta547]

Welcome to the club, buddy *slap*

[@RagnarokiaNG]

If you want to get the "Ultimate" skill you need to have the 3 correct minor skills that are required to open it, which are randomly given as choices if you have the correct pre-requisite minor skills that are randomly given as a choice if you have the correct pre-requisite major skills which are randomly given to you. Oh and by the way, the way RNG works in the game is static for the map so reloading the battle for a fresh level up choice won't help. (pretty sure that's how RNG works from the last time I played I could be corrected) Oh and one final note, if you are playing the main story campaign some of the characters start with minor skills that make learning the "Ultimate" impossible.

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

inferno faction commits suicide players: why??? inferno faction: our goals are beyond your understanding

[@MiguelAngel-fw4sk]

Relatable

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

In conclusion: Heroes of Might and Magic V gets a score of 221 out of 10.

[@dailywarcraftreforged9816]

Hahahaha good one!

[@OliverdeClisson]

go to hell retard with your moronic bs posts

[@-Raylight]

He actually wrote a page for *"Troubled Development"* for _HoMMV_ What a madlad xD

[@TürkTeksaslı]

It’s all in chinese

[@TürkTeksaslı]

Not Chinese, symbols

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

@@TürkTeksaslı its all chinese to me-ptolemy geography

[@mrbadwithnames4708]

"and the middle-east" Zooms into Germany. Sweeden: "..."

[@mithshude]

hey now.. swedes don't have to take the shot every time.... (even though we deserve it, roughly half our population still wants more immigration due to propaganda overload in the media...)

[@murphy7801]

Tbh they don't like going to Sweden too cold

[@Luxai]

Stereotype, as is the cold thing. I live here, you see a lot fewer burkas than some people would have you believe, and in the summer it gets pretty damn hot up here. Even the winters have gotten warmer. I blame global warming. Hope you had a good holiday.

[@murphy7801]

@@Luxai hahaha, IV been to Sweden in the summer as someone who's lived in places where summer is 40C and up. It's not that warm.

[@murphy7801]

@@Luxai also global warming is an issue

[@animus5772]

You may have deleted your joke (2:17) But i still remember *SPAZZ MATICUS A YOUNG KING ON A MAD QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD* _comes intro_

[@DoomNeb]

Never forghetti

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's time to DUDUDUDUEL!

[@bigalexlittle]

Was the best intro ever. He should upload it separately haha

[@brewedjuice494]

F

[@ArghastOfTheAlliance]

What was the removed joke in this video?

[@TheChills00]

“The middle east” zooms in on germany 😎

[@yosefyonin6824]

Should have been France

[@Keckegenkai]

@@yosefyonin6824 all of westen europe

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Apparently you can't make a single dark joke without some dipshit saying "edgy"

[@j.s.8905]

I don’t get it

[@j.s.8905]

Der Kolben In der Regel nicht könntest du mir sagen warum Du das denkst?

[@Gavin_Sage_]

its so amazing how many people are in the merchants guild.

[@BrunoMoreiraTorres]

As a citizen from one of the 221 countries listed, I thank you, Lord Sseth, for your efforts and generosity.♥️🙏♥️

[@VinceOliver04]

2:39 finally something as a citizen of the Philippines I can be proud of

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

but what was the joke

[@AdarinMonk]

No way, I hear most of Sseth's fanbase is from Afghanistan!

[@VinceOliver04]

@@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire yugioh scene and music overlayed with various Heroes of Might and Magic characters and Sseth's favorite gay porn actors

[@sugarmelody4264]

I'm so proud to be citizen of Thailand today.

[@citus333]

LUPA NG MGA MALALAYA

[@vespenegas261]

I remember playing Sseth's Beekeeper campaign which *was included on the retail disc* thinking "wtf is this"? And now I know our boi was busy even back then. My hat is off to you sir.

[@rgm96x49]

I'm completely okay with watching this again Give me more daddy

[@BradleyStegall]

*UwU* *I've* *Come* *For* *Cummies*

[@Zengane]

@@BradleyStegall Ssethies*

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@Zengane sheckles*

[@gatack75]

aww he had to remove the gachi part :(

[@jacklander4480]

@@BradleyStegall YOU ARE. NO FURRY!!! COMMENCING CONVERSION!!! NO "UwU" WITHOUT BEING A FURRY!!

[@MrZacdeath]

Wait a second.... I didn't even know there were 221 countries!!

[@pedroxavier4227]

The existence of countries is a lie told by the government, there is only the motherland.

[@MrZacdeath]

@@yannkam2127 Are you a cop?

[@mayman4255]

the only countries are america and canada

[@ls200076]

@@mayman4255 America and Texas*

[@ls200076]

@@mayman4255 America and Texas*

[@petrvolynsky2523]

Hey-hey, Sseeth, I'm very big fan of Heroes V so I made russian subtitles for ur vid about two weeks ago but them still not apperring. Can you affect on that somehow?

[@petrvolynsky2523]

Finally published, thank you very much

[@Cheshiremd]

@@petrvolynsky2523, you are a hero.

[@sukazluka]

Nice one, my Slovenian Bro. Хотя там немалое количество опечаток..

[@petrvolynsky2523]

@@sukazluka ееееееесть такое, главное, что перевод осмысленный, я впервые сабы тогда делал

[@petrvolynsky2523]

@@sukazluka ещё же тогда не было ручных английский сабов, а только автоматические, и расслышать такие слова как "скотоложство" и "эстетикa" было очень сложно

[@_Ikelos]

The longer you watch this without realizing you already watched it, the closer you rank to a lemming on the IQ scale. I, a man of culture, watched it twice before realizing.

[@skeletonking2588]

Well, this brands me a lemming, but I didn't read his comment etc and was like "wait.. the town descriptions.. this is so familiar.. but uploaded on 13th of february where I was at my girlfriends place..? Haven't watched it, for sure!"

[@devilsadvocate1380]

I never watched the original. Where does that put me on this scale?

[@notloopers1110]

it puts you off the scale

[@lordcirrhosisofliver]

"or the middle east" *zooms in on Germany* this is why I love this channel.

[@pipoper101]

You love this channel because of thinly-veiled nazism and dogwhistles?

[@SuicidalLaughter]

@@pipoper101 why is that even surprising? Its just kind of a fact of life at this point its really too bad bc sseth worst jokes are the bigotted shit, he toned it back a ton bc it was basically ruining his videos

[@SuicidalLaughter]

@The Fire Rises Brothers Jokes on you we already are and so have built a resistance, nazis wasting there time trying to bully me is honestly some of the best entertainment possible, like watching an autistic child throw a tantrum in a mall that ends in a murder suicide on the part of their parent

[@lordcirrhosisofliver]

@@pipoper101 hint: a dog whistle is a code outsiders don't understand, If you understand something then you were supposed to understand it and it wasn't a dog whistle. if you think something that obvious is a dog whistle then you are either completely ignorant as to what that word actually means or an idiot who thinks they are clever for picking up the obvious thing you were supposedto understand Thinly veiled? how is anyone trying to veil anything? it is obvious what he meant also yes, everyone knows the nazis were known for making jokes about muslims living in germany and absolutely nothing else. jesus christ you people want to dilute that word until it becomes meaningless.

[@skeletonking2588]

Sad thing is, he's really not wrong. Signed: An unhappy German citizen (which lived here since 1992)

[@ddenozor]

I think Heroes5 is really good. Skill wheel is actually fun once you find the 3rd party source for it. My favourite race is Dungeon because you can buff Blood Fury's initiative (or mass slow enemy) and attack 2-3 times before they can make a move,and then return to your place.

[@AnonsSomeChannel]

Hello from Afghanisan :) Glad people from other small regions can now watch this masterpiece of a video with my brothers ;)

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

Afghani-SAAN ^________^ haaai

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

remilia a)cute?

[@8lacKhawKtheRIPPER]

"more content to come next year" - Ah, damn. Well, it's been 1 1/2 good months, here's waiting for 2021.

[@crazytim8256]

listen here you little shit

[@MadhatClemens]

Holy crap, how have I not uncovered this amazing man before. Just burned through 2 years of videos in a day. Great stuff my guy, looking forward to the next video!

[@CallanElliott]

"Or the Middle East..." >Zooms in on Germany Sseth, you absolute hero.

[@tristanbeer1257]

Is it bad that I literally couldn't breathe of laughter, when I saw that?

[@CallanElliott]

@@tristanbeer1257 Nah, it's fine. Germany brought this on themselves.

[@Tier100]

@@CallanElliott its brought upon germany

[@CallanElliott]

@@weetbix4497 Yeah, sorry, given what Germany did to Ireland and what they've done in the past, I'm not a big fan of them.

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

@@CallanElliott Your past grievances with the Angry Germanic Gang pales in comparison to the problems you have now, my Paddy Potato friend.

[@NekogamiKun127]

This would've been the perfect opportunity to be sponsored by a VPN.

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

Yea I mean pretty much only legitimate use for a vpn

[@Disturbance42]

@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 No. Other legitimate uses for a VPN include not getting your IP address grabbed.

[@dasberk4971]

I don't know what I would do without the Concise and easily understandable review score

[@rbms3889]

2:49 I hate how the map depicts Brazil annexing Venezuela and Bolivia. Free oil and lithium is always welcome but you leaked our plans Sseth.

[@Giglioti]

Soon, mano !

[@pnutz_2]

also the Central African Republic has gobbled up the DRC and Chad

[@lizardperson9648]

You should notice which countries have a yellow color. That is in fact, Sseth Secret Empire.

[@TalosAcephalos]

@@Giglioti SOON

[@lizardperson9648]

@@TwilyZparkle or Latvia annexed Russia. You really can't tell.

[@2Potates]

*Zooms in on Germany* "the middle east" O O F

[@myamdane6895]

It's true though 😂😂

[@Sabnoc1234]

@@myamdane6895 Is it?

[@user-th7nd1qj5f]

Myamdane So many bloody neckbeards and nine year old's ruining hundreds of years Enlightenment ideas with their depressing ignorance.

[@seikanekasin]

So many liberal cuck tards ruining ruining ...well everything actually.

[@user-th7nd1qj5f]

Seikan Ekasin you should have put more effort into it.

[@sailorshark3334]

I wish they used the Olivier Ledroit art for the units, he is pretty much the reason why the town designs are so good

[@rorokevo4]

Speed clicking Sseth videos is my favourite Olympic sport

[@gunswinger3110]

Imagine not being able to see two versions of the same review This post was made by southeast asian gang

[@Guy-hd5lx]

JRT the original was blocked in a majority of countries except parts of southeast and Central Asia because of copyright.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@Guy-hd5lx **Mongolian violin starts playing*

[@ishaaqmartin3564]

As a Namibian I must admit to being gang-gang.

[@loxi9]

Imagine living in southeast asia This post was made by first world country with respectable standards of living gang

[@gunswinger3110]

@@loxi9 shut, we ain't playing that game baby

[@kazou6261]

As an african, I feel very offended for being unable to watch such a master piece, u have my eternal gratitude for giving me the chance to watch it.

[@angryclown1990]

I felt so satisfied when I saw that Meru-nyaa artwork. Seth, you are truly a man of taste, and culture.

[@murder_inc4681]

Love YOU sseth thank you for not forgetting about us in those small countries ❤❤❤

[@A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom]

In case anyone was wandering, this game is also the prequel to Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (or, more accurately, DM is the sequel to this game). Kinda weird going from the cutesy, high fantasy style of this game to absolute blood, gore and gritty violence of DM.

[@samharradence5689]

Is this canonical or some very well constructed joke

[@A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom]

@@samharradence5689 it's canonical, with references to queen Isabelle's war, the gods and orc race's origins. In fact, Dark Messiah is technically directly related to the events of M&M V in that you play as the son of one of the main characters from the campaign.

[@LordVader1094]

@@A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom What the hell, lmao

[@ClockworkAnomaly]

Isnt Clash of Heroes also a sequel?

[@awesomesmileyguy]

@@ClockworkAnomaly Nah, it's a prequel. You see Godric and his family as well as other plot-important characters (Markal, Cyrus, Anwen and Findan) as children/teens and it takes place before Heroes 5. In Markal's campaign, he's obsessed with the skull of Fiona, Godric's sister, because he was her friend during her time as a ghost.

[@switch382]

I'm going to exercise my freedoms and re-watch this whole thing. Thanks Sseth.

[@MrLiveroo]

Still watching in Russia. Shout out to the Bois from Afgha and Phe Juan!

[@AlexanderWust]

after having seen this countless times I only just now saw that epstein face during the ghost rune explanation sseth´s videos are truly a blessing

[@memelordnord8861]

sseth's video gets blocked in 221 countries sseth: reuploads video me: *watches again* happiness

[@dandare9055]

"I'm not even mad. I'm just... very confused"

[@Alumx]

I just stumbled upon this channel with its dank ass content and I swear to god *this was the last place I expected to hear mlp mentions multiple times in 2022* this is good content 🌟

[@owenw9330]

1:35 sauce for science.

[@andreialexe9309]

The artist is merunyaa , you're welcome ;)

[@khan_of_tartaria]

@@andreialexe9309 thank you king

[@Manglet762]

I don't know how I feel with already knowing where that's from.

[@Warlordalexi]

Feel proud, brother!

[@Cheezyllama1738]

Character name is meru and don’t ask how I know

[@emilandersen8804]

I love these heroes reviews, all these games were a part of my childhood

[@planescaped]

Watching this makes me want to play Age of Wonders 3. That game has taken the Hereos of Might and Magic mantle since the series is dead. It's also absolutely fantastic, even if the fantasy is generic af the gameplay is more than fun enough to make up for it.

[@62chipo]

AoW1 was better

[@glens2019]

Still watching again.

[@bbd121]

In case somebody wants to know what the joke was: Imagine the characters from Heroes of Might & Magic 4, tech giant Elon Musk, and a lot of buffed male strippers, set to the entire opening of the anime 'Yugioh'.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

With Spazz Maticus as the hero.

[@gabrielnieves3972]

It was great, i hope someone reposts it

[@bbd121]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Of course it's Spazz Maticus and his team of Sandro, Crag H and that other one challenging the great Elon Musk while male strippers dance in the background, while they Du du du du, du du du du, Dual! Have a thumbs up.

[@remliqa]

It's a shame my country is among the those blocked .

[@bendragon1000]

Always love your content. Heroes has been a part of my life since I found Heroes 2 when I was a kid. Paul Romero has made my favorite video game soundtracks(At least Might and Magic 6, 7, and 8 as well as Heroes 3). I love the entire Heroes franchise(though I haven't played much of 6 and none of 7. Heroes 1 is all about strategy because your characters don't learn skills).

[@leonsteigemann3443]

Me: "Hey i have Seen this before" That one afghan viewer: "What do you mean, its Brand new?"

[@TheMatthew001]

rip when seth says "more videos to come next year" and he posted the video in 2020

[@Stormslap]

Listen here fella, I stumbled across you, from a forum I'm not supposed to talk about, and so I checked you out and I gotta say, in the best possible way. You are Uberdanger. I am subscribed now. Thank you for existing.

[@archangel8172]

In my experience this game is mostly about staling the enemy melee and using ranged units for the win. And most of the spells used are either to clone your strongest ranged or to put a fucking ice pillar next to the enemy ranged. And thus the strongest factions are humans/demons. One of my favourite games till today.

[@inqntrol2047]

Middle East "zooms in on Germany" Can't argue with that

[@DarthWraithius]

Karma sure is a bitch

[@Keckegenkai]

@@DarthWraithius Take a look at France and the UK

[@Keckegenkai]

@@weetbix4497 Yeah, instead of europeans they now get mainly immigration from their former colonies, meaning: Pakistan and India. Bravo!

[@lukeeatschips6324]

9:49 Inferno galaxy brain IQ strategy 10:14 His goals met 10:26 They're nihilists

[@GrumpySunshineFP]

I watched the whole thing before realising ive seen this video many times before...

[@DudeInOhio85]

I bet you made your profile picture face as I did when I realized it wasn't new content.

[@giramon17]

Now I would really love to see reviews of HoMM 1, 6, and 7 from you.

[@serafimbarbu7711]

Astrologers declare this week the week of nostalgia. * double melancholy for human players that played the game between 2006 and 2011.

[@guyWSonicpicture]

Seth: "so video is blocked on all world" Me watching this video from Brazil yet again because 4K doesn't care about us in the jungle: "...it's okay I got you Seth"

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

Me from Bangladesh... Well, it is not entirely a shithole i guess

[@PilotStudent24]

Olha aí, deu bom para nós

[@comq01]

Um homem de cultura aqui

[@ShardulIyer]

Hey hey Ssethtzeentach, when I was this early last time - 4k media had yet to copyright claim this gem of a review 😅

[@WTiiWarcraft]

Heroes of Might and Magic 5 is the best Heroes of Might and Magic Video Game

[@СреднерисковыйИнвестор]

Russians payed all the respects one could expect and some more

[@erikbogdan5255]

God Bless you, thanks for uploading, I live in Hungary, the smaller cousin of Ukraine and Romania, but with even more corruption, racism and populist agenda. Thanks to you i can escape to my cildhood, where we played Heroes 3 with my friends until we fell over from dehydration and hunger, and where we argued about the unfair skillwheel combos of the sylvan faction in Heroes 5.

[@aagh8714]

if you hate the Hungarian govt these comments must make you cry lol

[@VemiX1000]

I just found your channel and you are my new God sir. I laughed so hard on the Afghanistan bit I am literally typing this while on the toilet.

[@trancelisticstudio952]

This is so pro. Love your channel. Wished I found it sooner:)

[@johnname7163]

Man, Heroes 3 was my favorite childhood game.