hey bestie I literally cannot handle this right now

[@dillon5786]

"she's not like other girls" meanwhile tests positive for EVERY faction

[@heheitscaro]

BYEEEEE😭

[@fattymerg]

tests positive 💀💀💀

[@spacegalaxy19]

@@fattymerg covid : 👁👄👁🤚

[@Le_en2510]

She IS the other girls.

[@dc9067]

Queen of the STD community 👑😍

[@emmacarroll12]

ansel elgort playing both her brother and boyfriend in these movies has the same energy as Noah centipede playing the same character in every Netflix movie for a year

[@aaliyahroberts1746]

omg I forgot that he was the same actor for divergent and the fault in our stars... ma’am??

[@rosaunolalintino]

@@aaliyahroberts1746 I remember watching this movie for the first time and being fully incapable of un-seeing Gus

[@aaliyahroberts1746]

@@rosaunolalintino well dang I didn’t even notice I feel stupid lmao

[@emmacarroll12]

and let’s not even get into miles teller being her enemy in this but her boyfriend in the spectacular now.... they really couldn’t have mixed it up at all??

[@loreadem1509]

Noah centipede hahahhahahagag

[@disembodied1273]

Must be so hard to choose a faction out of Asphyxiation, Eurovision, Hot Topic Employees, lawyers & Cottagecore Vegans

[@diana-qf5dw]

Why is this the perfect description of the factions though

[@FanFicnic]

EUROVISION

[@twicepilled]

STOP ITJEJW

[@mollybrown8361]

Eurovision any day everyday

[@cecilebousselat8192]

hot topic employees BYEEE 🖐

[@dee8163]

the funniest part of the franchise is that shailene herself, left the series and said "I have to find my love for acting again." PLEASE

[@ia490]

OOF 💀😂

[@metaloopa6907]

FUCK?? LMAOO

[@mothersuperior2673]

SHE DID NOTTTTT

[@dee8163]

the real quote is this btw: "“the last one was a bit of a hard experience for everyone, and that was really what made me think I need to have some human experiences outside of this industry and fall in love with acting again, and Big Little Lies did that for me.”"

[@Eleese__]

I’m gagging 😂😂😂😂

[@levi_bernhardt]

omg he was IRRITATED today

[@whythenumber]

Can u blame him lol

[@l0v3lu1z4]

I watched divergent after this and its so bad but I think it was defo tainted by this vid lmao

[@heyitsjei8675]

Hmm girl boss bestie said “in love with the square root of 16” and i felt that

[@davidhenry1244]

Askskksksksks

[@anushka-wb6zw]

i never thought i would see"square root of 16" and "girl boss bestie" in a coherent sentence but here we are

[@jadedagwood]

this comment has close to 1000 likes but honestly it’s still underrated

[@maryoary3195]

LMFAO

[@RUINS1]

yoo same

[@alexandriaraewatson]

“sq root of 16, suddenly has his shirt off and they’re kissing to Ellie Goulding... haven’t I suffered enough” took me OUT

[@izwizz]

Same 😂

[@harrywinsey2986]

Not me being your 1000th like

[@emmaphant02]

8 divided by 2 ;P

[@shreyamithiya6344]

1+3, 8 divided by two, square root of 16 all took me outttttt

[@carleeelizabeth]

what did ellie goulding do to everyone?

[@Ruby-cg6gz]

divergent single handedly destroyed the YA dystopia genre and then they never even made the final movie 😭

[@msh117]

they did. it just sucked so much and veered off from the book’s plot, that we’ve all forgotten about that monstrosity 🤬😭

[@CathyGonggrijp1234]

@@msh117 trueee😭 but the final book sucked ass too 💀

[@m3_wilf]

@@msh117 no they literally didn’t make part 2 of the final movie, it was cancelled 😂💀

[@emeryjem]

@@m3_wilf there was meant to be a a part 2? I couldn't even get through part 1 🤣🤣🤣

[@at12344]

The books were ok but I couldn’t even get through the first movie 😭 it was a very traumatic experience I wish I could forget 🥲

[@Amsayy]

The fact Four picks his name Four and then gets mad at people for asking him about it is wild to me. Bestie YOU did that? If you don't want the attention go by a normal name

[@Ttoby89]

You could just be Dave, bestie

[@adeleaslan8182]

@@Ttoby89but he’s not like the other boys 😔 he’s got an unexplainable inexplicable insurmountable connection to the square root of 16, I.E. 4

[@miajames51]

You cannot convince me that this movie didn't near singlehandedly kill the success of the ya dystopian genre...

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i stg i saw a long post on tumblr ab how divergent reduced ya dystopia to its bare minimum (some stupid categories so people identify and thus buy merch of it, barebones worldbuilding, very weak characters that basically have two personality traits) so when everyone tried to copy divergent + publishers being desperate for any ya dystopia at the time, it flooded the market with bad books and killed the genre 💀

[@ErnyLeyvaUlloa]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat It sounds so funny lol, it's sheer mediocrity plague the world and destroyed it's market

[@yarsaz4347]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat It didnt' just inspire the, Divergent WAS the bad book.

[@generalcodsworth4417]

I remember seeing a video essay about this. Divergent was a cash grab that just took the checklist of everything YA book series had, and then boiled it down to something terrible, pulling the whole genre down with it.

[@sarcasticeggs8998]

The pink lights behind Milk's Milk are giving immaculate "Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight." Energy

[@Fauntleroy.]

Ah...

[@ryleemedeiros5587]

milks milk

[@user-yb3zs6lf3l]

i just gasped

[@potatopotatoeOG]

I hate you because I didn't think of this.. Fucking immaculate

[@hanlitwin]

Milk’s Milk

[@junodovah2323]

“this guy” (miles teller) was also shailene woodley’s love interest in another movie. welcome to the swcu bestie

[@emilyepicmess8072]

💀 the swcu... I can’t

[@papl20]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@jessapearyid6545]

this comment gave me whiplash

[@melliexcx]

@@jessapearyid6545 I see what you did there

[@jessapearyid6545]

@@melliexcx ;)

[@AyeshaM02]

Ansel Elgort and Shailene Woodley were WORKIN during these years. the girlies were eating up this duo

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

really making their coin

[@Sobriebaby]

They paid their bills their bills were paid

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@Sobriebaby that’s why she wasn’t hungry at that one red carpet 😌 🤷‍♀️ ✨ 💅

[@ashleymartinez3892]

E F this comment sent me into orbit

[@sophieleitao7219]

Let's not forget Miles Teller! With spectacular now (also with shailene), Whiplash, fantastic four, this and one night stand all back to back! Boy was everywhere

[@jaelikesjackalopes]

The most criminal aspect of this franchise is they got a little big for their britches and tried to cash in by splitting the third book into two movies but COULDNT FINANCE THE LAST FILM

[@Awesomeasumpta13]

From what I've heard, it's not that they couldn't finance it, the cast just didn't want to do it anymore.

[@caitlynburke7607]

@@Awesomeasumpta13 the third movie flopped

[@GirlWithSquareEyes]

Some of my fave things about the divergent series: 1. The author wrote the entire first book over spring break and you can TELL. 2. Theres a whole thing about how they cant go over the wall, but amnity can go over the wall cuz that's where the farms are, so they drug them so they dont wander off. 3. Explain to me why a single person would choose to live in the Candor faction, where their only thing is not lying and therefore having no privacy. 4. How did they even discover that radiation has mutated dna so people have less character traits? Like whose thesis was that?

[@catherinemaclaine7166]

Not Mike saying that the factionless were just vibing when they were literally homeless and starving 😭🤚🏼

[@angla3383]

😭😭

[@jemiialii]

I thought they were insurgents in disguise? 🤔

[@CIEMniak911]

He was right, they didn't have anything to do so they just vibed and starved

[@v_p358]

dauntless rly said “here’s your one-year supply of anastasia beverly hills cosmetics”

[@hakiymyoung2513]

Lol

[@washedblue]

would it be worth it to join Dauntless just for that? fr I mean, on one hand, free quality makeup and presumably not contributing to society bc they only seem to run around and have dick-measuring contests, but on the other hand, they also have to use co-ed toilets with no doors or stalls close to the sleeping quarters to prove how dauntless they are. hmm

[@_akikagii]

HELPPPPP

[@roshni3768]

but no hundred thousand dollas

[@aaexmendoza1319]

Tris, She’s a little quirky she is not like other girls, she wears size 13 shoes, MENS size 13 shoes

[@annaisntcool]

T as in Tris? No. T as in TallGirl™️

[@alistairfarrowe3564]

I am reading this after netflix announced tall girl 2 and i am t r i g g e r e d

[@akio5250]

Vans

[@hakiymyoung2513]

I hate and also love that as a generation this pandemic makes us quote crap like this....

[@hakiymyoung2513]

@@alistairfarrowe3564 is it wrong I wanna watch it if just for the horrible lines we'll get out of it

[@mooneye2]

fun fact: in an author's note at the end of the book, the author says she wrote divergent because she imagined this world as what she would consider a utopia, then realized other people would consider it a dystopia, so she decided to write this dystopian YA novel which explains why the dystopia feels so disjointed and hamfisted tbh

[@hylas516]

I feel like I read somewhere that she also wrote it during a two week vacation she had in university. I really can’t tell if that’s impressive or another reason why the story lacks substance.

[@nzingahendricks4128]

@@hylas516it’s giving both/and

[@paperboundfolio]

“And they’re kissing to Ellie Goulding...haven’t I suffered enough?” SAME

[@doop5425]

Bestie, Divergent said world building WHO...and we just let them didn’t we.

[@riley5142]

she rlly said ‘Chicago’ and ‘war’ and 10 year old me ate it up 😭😭😭

[@doop5425]

@@riley5142 Mood

[@jennamomenna5750]

The world building is actually done pretty well in the books. It's inspecific sometimes but that fits with the narrative, the whole point was the city was like the whole world in their minds

[@emilychristian7844]

nice pfp tho

[@cowgrlbebop]

@@jennamomenna5750 yea the whole experimental microcosm stuff was pretty nuanced, but i will admit that the movie didn't deliver on worldbuilding nearly as well as the book did

[@livodo2610]

mike not realizing that the factionless are literally homeless for ten minutes straight

[@prachi8771]

Oop

[@roseclouds5838]

I mean you have a whole faction to feed you free food soooo

[@carina-nonbinary]

@@roseclouds5838 they're still homeless tho and it must be shit to be dependent on others for your whole fucking live

[@martufg]

bestie this was the shailene woodley, ansel elgort and miles teller cinematic universe there really was no OTHER ACTORS AVAILABLE FOR ANYTHING

[@Ttoby89]

we must raise our hands to the sky in thanks for the recent dearth of their content. apart from shailene's new relationship content, but she can stay. the other two make me irrationally nervous that i'll somehow meet them some day, and i do not want to.

[@alexc9985]

2013/2014 was their TIME

[@janine2957]

@@Ttoby89 are they bad or smth??? i know ansel is kind of fishy but i used to love miles lol

[@ilovelanadelrey17]

@@janine2957 waitrtt what did miles do

[@minuys]

@@janine2957 ansel is FISHY??? spill

[@chrisyates5265]

“You can do that and do other stuff, bro” You’ve distilled the ‘moral’ of the divergent series in nine words

[@m.k.9532]

i know this video is almost a year old but im losing my MIND because me and my little 11 year old friends were such huge divergent stans, we all got together and had a party before we went to see this movie at like 8pm on a school night, we were all "in costume" which just meant that we were wearing colors coded to the ~factions~ we wouldve been in and all my friends thought i was a coward for wanting to be in the one that just farms. also there was a nearly friend group shattering fight once because one of the girls in the group said she would be divergent and dauntless and everyone got mad at her for just wanting to be like the main character so there was a huge fight at a sleepover about it. despite the massive impact that the divergent series had on my prepubescent mind and the number of times i looked up "divergent memes" on pinterest on my first generation kindle fire i had absolutely no recollection of any of this until i watched this video so thank you

[@katzenundkeksen]

this is the most real thing I’ve seen today thank you for reminding me about looking up memes on pinterest

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

the casting person really said, i will confuse all the besties and make these two people EVERYONE sees as lovers, SIBLINGS

[@bellasmith7283]

Casting director said "I always loved the way they loved"

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

@@bellasmith7283 ALWAYS

[@spacegalaxy19]

Siblings by society, lovers by casting directors 😌✊

[@pandabobablue]

@@spacegalaxy19 PLS

[@yes5439]

2014 said “these are the only actors you’re getting this year”

[@racheld3769]

Bestie I've got bad news for you... four's actual name also starts with a T. It's Tobias. I am so sorry

[@spellhex6213]

OMG OMG YESS the author really loves the letter t

[@alexc9985]

HAHAHAH I FORGOT

[@charlottecomeau1266]

my friend and i read the books together and when we learned his actual name it was the unspoken spoken rule that we would not call him t*bias lmao the name just sounds so crusty in French 😭

[@homurastan2927]

thats so scary

[@guardianofthegalaxy2051]

The author really said SPILL THE ‘T’ HUNTY!🧚🏽✨

[@hannahrowe7763]

sorry to say I still haven’t recovered from “3+1” that was so funny

[@CathyGonggrijp1234]

Square root of 16 too💀💀

[@tinabenson1020]

cant forget 8÷2 🏃🏽‍♀️

[@baileymoore1559]

have you recovered yet???

[@panda66441]

Hey bestie, please do the The Fault in Our Stars movie. I cant be the only one who thinks making out in the anne frank museum is abit weird and not very girl boss of them

[@GinArenas]

Well... Ethan Klein from H3 met his wife Hila in the Holocaust Museum. They were literally vibing to each other in the HOLOCAUST MUSEUM (I do not remember if they kissed or not LOL) So... not that weird.

[@joelman1989]

You’re definitely not the only one. This was a very popular talking point when the movie came out

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@GinArenas i mean theres a difference between meeting someone in the holocaust museum and making out in the holocaust museum

[@sophiehelena6737]

no but the fact that i was Obsessed with john green and dont remember this scene

[@callahardy8639]

Didn’t everyone clap for them too like lmao sis noooo

[@littlefishiesinthese]

Dying at Mike not realising that erudite and candour are just synonyms for intelligence and honesty

[@neamt9200]

The first time I watched this movie, I immediately passed out and woke up months later in a bathtub. Don’t be like me, besties, watch Hunger Games instead 😔

[@Kaastengels]

....how

[@charlottechaplin5910]

hunger games >>>

[@Fauntleroy.]

Don't you hate how, in everyday life, you have to suddenly lose consciousness in order for the plot to continue???

[@JDfromTBC]

Omg I hope you're doing better now bestie 😔❤

[@HR-dn3nz]

Read the book instead 😌

[@rachaels9156]

thinking abt how probably the only reason the books worked for me when i was younger is bc i'd never heard the words 'erudite' 'candor' 'abnegation' 'dauntless' 'amity' and 'divergent' before. legit thought ms veronica roth made them up for the sole purposes of these books.

[@sophiehelena6737]

so ur telling me amity from the owl house is not just a pretty girly name?

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@sophiehelena6737 amity actually named herself after divergent. incredible

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Hence why the YA genre works so well for young ppl and kids ... Ain't seen enough grammar and vocabulary yet 😂

[@margo-sophiehawkins978]

Sitting there 12 years old or some shit like “omg she outdid shakespeare,,,ate him up”

[@asmijain2695]

Literally! I was like “the book is shit but damn erudite is such a cool name to come up with”

[@sakuralandisasse3544]

“I feel like I would say I’m divergent even if I’m not, just for the attention” babe wasn’t that all the girlies who were actually into this book and taking the tests and shit? The original girl boss and gatekeep move

[@Reggie_la]

We diiid!! We all scored one of the factions and divergent because obvious

[@sakuralandisasse3544]

@@Reggie_la the ones who didn’t claim divergent claimed dauntless lol. I didn’t even know the names of the others because the other two were so much more popular and #quirky

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Feeling offended, I was Amity born and raised, ready to buy me some red, orange and brown clothes and start learning the guitar 😭

[@paulinosaurus]

but wasn’t the whole point of this that all these people’s personalities had been broken down to 1 of 5 qualities which sorted them into factions and the divergent were the only Real People? wasn’t it an experiment or some shit? so all of us Real People would be divergent bc we have more than 1 quality? i dunno i’m tired

[@elijah6169]

@@paulinosaurus yeah all of the people in the factions were genetically damaged and they were all an experiment to try to fix it. So most humans will be divergent

[@madeleinep.828]

When I was 12 and obsessed with Divergent, I thought I could be Dauntless because it seemed fun or something, but now I know I'd just go with either Amity or Abnegation (because they're the same thing, let's be real) because they all seem like they're just vibing and being nice and I think I could do that pretty easily.

[@tineke4134]

I remember this era too well. All of the girlies wanted to be in Dauntless cause they thought Four was hot but I’m actually proud of my younger self for acknowledging that I didn’t wanna die and would probably hang out with the farmers and stay on the DL. Do I like farming or have any useful farming skills? Nope. Would I do the bare minimum and get to wear cute cottagecore clothes and stay away from the rest of the drama and death… you bet 👩🏼‍🌾

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

bestie, I cannot handle the fact that it has been months since we’ve received a compliment 💔

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

i miss it being a little too accurate

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

@@LivaArendalJohansen your pink walls are very pink today! (i hope you have pink walls)

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

@@kyliehargreeves5250 *pretends i have pink walls* *blushes* woooaw how did you know

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

@@LivaArendalJohansen mind reading.

[@LivaArendalJohansen]

@@kyliehargreeves5250 incredible show stopping

[@ddblue22333]

With the amount of tea he's spilling he'd definitely be in candor.... Be we can't forget the *masters degree*

[@spellhex6213]

All the knowledge can’t go to waste candor gives masters degree energy

[@DracoCullenThe7th]

don't forget the near-perfect ATAR score

[@user-do7jj6ch2q]

SPOILERS: They’re contained in a wall as part of an experiment where they tried to create the perfect human by altering genes but it ended up losing other qualities, so they are waiting for all of the genes to like heal or something (go back to how they were) and the people who are ‘divergent’ basically just means they are normal people, so she’s literally like all the other girls

[@reemthememe]

I literally read all of the books as a twelve year old and only now I understand it

[@moogleydoot]

my 12 year old heart was crushed when we find out tobias isn't like other girls

[@paulinosaurus]

thank you so much for this comment lmao everyone missed this point!!!! and was like “i’m divergent i’m not like other girls

[@amelii420]

It’s the fact that the people who created the experiment watched all the “divergent” people being killed by Jeanine and really said “I do not see” when the whole point was for them to try and save them.

[@ipekdemir5238]

@@amelii420 literally why did they do nothing about it

[@YukiAndZeroFTW]

When I was like 15 and they were about to start casting calls for Tris for the movie I convinced myself I could audition and that I'd get the part (despite being Australian and I don't think they even did auditions or w/e here and I cannot act anyway) ALL bc Tris was described as being like, "not really attractive" in the books and I'm like HELL YEAH THAT'S ME

[@Br00ny]

the jokes about 4 absolutely slayed me hahaha "so guess who saves her? square root of 16" hahaha

[@emmacdn3975]

Can’t wait for the fault in our stars bestie 😩 especially the clapping when they kiss at Anne Frank’s house ✋😎

[@Fauntleroy.]

But would she be a Belieber?

[@AngelCaz7]

PLEASE i watched tfios when i was 12 n rewatched it like last yr, it was so fucking bad why why why

[@gg-dg6rk]

@@AngelCaz7 plz. It was so bad- I remember everyone praised it, but I watched it last month and was just like... “huhhh? 😎🤏😃🕶🤏”

[@aditibiswas3121]

lmao I love that you brought up eyeliner because in the books, the bitch does get eyeliner put on her for the first time after entering Dauntless. Also, she did not know what a hamburger patty looked like. She saw that flat cylinder of meat and was like i don't know her. Veronica Roth says Abnegation, I say cult. The difference, i do not see it. Also, I have now left three comments on this video and it's 2 am, it's not my fault.

[@laurenpower9907]

Asdfghjklasfghjkl

[@anon_human_bean]

bestie we get you :*

[@paige3944]

she literally saw that burger and was like ❓👄❓

[@ifieatedsoap8732]

wait yeah didn't she like.. see ketchup for the first time in the book and it was a big deal??

[@metaloopa6907]

Burger? I barely know her

[@Julia-sleeps]

I know this video is just for fun and hahas but "Is it so bad to just want to live without purpose?" is a very good question that I think more people need to consider.

[@aylaanyad]

I second this, cuz I also feel like I'm living without purpose, just going with the flow, and I think there's nothing wrong about it

[@cutiekoo7162]

that remided me of a bts song called "paradise", it's about living without a dream and going at your own pace. it's really good and comforting tbh

[@gabitron420]

@@cutiekoo7162 the way i was thinking EXACTLY that before i clicked view replies... your mind!

[@erinbailey7940]

“Is it so bad to want to live without purpose?” Wow I actually felt that

[@mollychankawaii]

I've never seen divergent and can fully confirm that it is impossible to gather a plotline from this video

[@jmat04]

mike, you have once again perfectly represented my declining mental health

[@milanetc4865]

erudite with dauntless rising.

[@jmat04]

@@milanetc4865 I HATE YOU OMG 😭

[@7tzn989]

Apparently in the book 2² is 18 when he meets 16 year old Triss . But in the movie he is 24-25..while Triss stays the same age in the movie 😀

[@adrianrandom3448]

🤮🤮🤮 WHAT IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT MOVIE ROMANCE

[@teddeeznuts]

they said add a little bit of ✨pedophilia✨

[@enyawilliams759]

thanks bestie i hate it

[@bridget5742]

16=3x+4 is gross

[@Sky-st8xh]

"And they like help people or some shit...boring!" 💀💀

[@rayay248]

“Is it so bad to just wanna live without purpose? Maybe I just wanna vibe.” - no lie this is my new life motto

[@broomski2673]

i was obsessed with divergent in middle school so i’m going to answer the questions even though no one asked and this video isn’t supposed to be taken seriously 1. it doesn’t really explain what’s outside the wall. i think that the rest of the world is post apocalyptic or something. the government is trying to control them by keeping them inside. the amity live outside the city where they farm, but i think it’s just dead grass past that. its revealed at the end of the second movie that the city is supposed to be an experiment to see if society can thrive the way theirs is run 2. basically erudite=scientists, amity=hippies who farm, candor=lawyers, dauntless=military, and abnegation=charity 3. there are divergent stans and a whole fandom. they also overlap with hunger games and harry potter. fandoms like that 4. in the book tris and her brother caleb are both 16 at the time of the test making caleb a few months older. this is not possible because women can’t birth kids a few months after one another. i think the author just doesn’t know how pregnancy works. in the movie caleb is 19 and tris is 16. maybe they wait until all their kids are 16 then they take the test together?? 5. the brothers name is caleb prior 6. his name is four because he has four fears: heights, killing innocent people, claustrophobia, and his father. his instructor gave him the nickname when he joined dauntless. his real name is tobias eaton 7. four was abnegation born. he doesn’t like talking about it because his dad marcus eaton is an abnegation leader who abused four throughout his childhood, which is basically the opposite of what abnegation stands for. spoiler alert, four is also divergent 8. the factionless are basically homeless. they live on the streets 9. they play games to see who says in dauntless. i think it’s so they don’t have weak links in the faction. it’s basically military training 10. the abnegation weren’t allowed to wear makeup so either she was experimenting with it or the makeup crew put it on to make her look more edgy 11. tris is 16, four is 18, we’re just going to say the new recruits are also 16ish, and the instructor (asshole neck tat guy) is also 18

[@gothboithick]

does the book tell us Tris & her brother are a few months apart in age or just that they’re both 16?

[@broomski2673]

@@gothboithick i literally broke out the book to make sure i got this right. in the book they’re less than a year apart so they’re in the same grade at school. tris is 16 and caleb is either 16 or 17

[@skyraven89]

For the first point, isn't everything explained in the 3rd book? Like we get to know what outside the wall eventually

[@kaerisoo]

@@skyraven89 yeah, i was gonna say that, the outside world was destroyed during a war that happened because a way of modifing people's genetics to make them perfect was discovered, so eventually people were using it with bad purposes and altering their humanity. the purpose of the chicago experiment was to find someone who was 100% divergent (tris), which means they'd be 100% human because they'd have all the basic qualities which define humanity, and use them to restore human race (i hope this added to all the points they made above)

[@Missmisery22]

And four isn't actually divergent he's just got a strong brain lol

[@spellhex6213]

“Eight divided by two” “square root of sixteen” OMG LOL

[@reemthememe]

*three plus one* LMAO

[@brendanfoehr5086]

“is it so wrong to want to live without purpose” *nearly all schools of human philosophy found dead*

[@NIHIL_EGO]

Bestie murdered nearly all those middle-to-upper class bored middle-aged men in History, and frankly, I can only stan.

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

i saw the thumbnail and my first thought was “wow mike really has suffered for us”

[@spacegalaxy19]

he’s been through so much for us, we are forever in his debt 😔🤚

[@potatopotatoeOG]

Lol this comment is underrated! So true.

[@chloemoriarty6947]

*sorry bestie I’m busy searching for Jeanines under the age of 40 in the comments*

[@sydneyparker7150]

My cousin once removed’s mother is a Jeanine in her early 20s lmao

[@ebeth5891]

My sister Janine is 38🤣

[@CottonSpotten]

i like looking through the mike's mic comment section because it would be completely incomprehensible to a medieval peasant & i need to flex that power

[@niclasantheo1592]

The fact that these besties couldn't even finish the trilogy bc they didn't do a final movie 💀

[@banahisayas4832]

Oml I forgot they were gonna do a part 2 on Allegiant 😩. That movie got zero promotion as well, I didn’t even realize it had come out until years later. I’m ok w it tho bc the first movie was the only one that was worth a rewatch to me and that’s mostly bc of Mr Theo James.

[@niclasantheo1592]

@@banahisayas4832 yup the second movie was tolerable but I couldn't even finish watching allegiant. The book alone was sooo hard to finish, it took months bc it was so boring

[@melisdantou]

just from the thumbnail I can tell this is going to be a wild ride

[@ddblue22333]

"what makes u think u can talk to me" is giving "u can't sit with us vibes"

[@nualamurr]

the fact that we didn’t get a “welcome to the end screen”jingle says all we need to know about mike x divergent

[@Caseyroseyx]

"maybe I just wanna sit down and play animal crossing, I don't wanna run around & jump off trains" 😭 *ok why is that so accurate, literally me ahahah* 😭❤️

[@clairemariecreations]

“Is it so bad to wanna live without purpose?” That’s my life motto

[@LisaFevral]

she's divergent, KNEE, not like other divergents too, she's the next level of not like other girls🤘🏻😔

[@LisaFevral]

@Amy Pay interesting, knee, excellent point

[@potatopotatoeOG]

Indeed, Knee, tis true!

[@dantilion7915]

Marina Intro music? iconic Mike? Iconic Mikes mic? Iconic

[@anazivkovic9160]

Miconic

[@spellhex6213]

When I heard that it was marinas new song I decided that I had to Stan even more

[@catcher2942]

the way i hoped it was gonna be this song cause ive been listening on repeat

[@camila-fz8gl]

THE WAY I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT😭

[@thesocialnerd]

when you start pacing in the back, hissing out of frustration, you had me ROLLING

[@ieva1velberga956]

"I get it there was a war. But there is money somewhere.... Invest it in fashion"

[@veronicaventure5372]

'guess who saved her-- eight divided by two' killed me LOL!

[@mkgf8574]

i read the books when i was a teen then last year at aged 24 i watched it with a friend who knew nothing of the story, we went through the entire film and at the end i suddenly turn to her and say 'omg they didnt even tell you why his names Four? he's only got four fears' and we scream cried laughing for a good 10 minutes

[@JCarty-dw3vr]

wait do the books say what the four fears are aswell?

[@mkgf8574]

@@JCarty-dw3vr its in the films as well, if i remember rightly its his dad, heights, small spaces, and shooting an innocent person

[@jammyintears]

The *hold* this franchise had on me at age 13, science cannot explain

[@halima974]

Sameeee I'm cringing so hard having flashbacks 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Niyonestly]

Tris: Not like the other girls Also Tris: literally is the other girls💀

[@amelia3146]

The fact that the core of these books is literally “everyone has 1 personality trait” + “you can only be a full and dynamic character if you’re divergent” is crazyyy

[@sussybaka5358]

I’m actually an Erudite with a Dauntless rising and a Candor moon ✨

[@emilielinares3711]

Quick fun fact: Shailene Woodley was actually almost cast as Katniss in the Hunger Games, but didn't get it, and got the role in Divergent instead.

[@madymoomoomoo0530]

That’s wild. I can’t imagine anyone other than J Law as Katnip

[@patanella2788]

there is an alternate timeline where j law is tris and shailene is katniss and also becomes america’s sweetheart for like four years before getting cancelled

[@roseclouds5838]

nawwr take back whatever I said about J Law, I literally cannot imagine SW playing katniss

[@thecherryontop3251]

It's like Shailene: mom can we get hunger games Mom: no we have hunger games at home Hunger games at home:

[@monochromatic_melodramatic]

im so glad. if she's in 3 YA book movies imma riot that's so confusing. She doesn't look as plain as Book Tris tho

[@breannaott6103]

The raw girlboss energy she radiates is just too much

[@louisjossa9143]

But does she? She deffo uses the 😝 emoticon

[@mollybrown8361]

The grasp divergent, maze runner, and hunger games had over 13/14/15 year old me ahahaha

[@frankensteinlives]

"Haven't I suffered enough?" Incredible and accurate ty

[@marazara5257]

I’m not like other girls I joined Dauntless and jumped out of a moving train just so I could get some liquid eyeliner.

[@reemthememe]

Sounds like a gossip girl sub plot

[@marazara5257]

@@reemthememe Omg it does😭

[@brenna_boop6341]

Sis was struggling in abnegation😭😭

[@niamhkeating7783]

Mike's Mic gives erudite energy we all know it

[@natncat]

omg thats how its spelled o.o ew

[@JordyJRT]

He does have a masters degree, it’s just the natural fit

[@niamhkeating7783]

@@JordyJRT it's the truth luv xx

[@amoymurphy508]

Facts. His reaction to this movie alone is giving big erudite energy

[@potatopotatoeOG]

"Young people are asked, knee, FORCED-" "KNEE?" Yes.

[@AlexWilliams-k4q]

We all know he'd be candor he speaks nothing but the truth

[@aliciaisdunn]

HELLO THE PURGE THE POISON INTRO???? YOURE A DIAMOND???? oh my GOD

[@julietapolenta8764]

"Also this guy. Sir, get a job" made me laugh out loud lmao

[@faithjennings5876]

Ahh yes the peak of I’m not like other girls girl boss movies

[@imani0nline]

SIMPING OVER A MAN CALLED FOUR 🏃🏾‍♀️

[@BansheeDeLaNuit]

THE FLAVOUR OF THE INTRO MUSIC FROM MARINAS NEW SINGLE. THE FLAVOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRR PURGE THE POISON SISSIE

[@ghostinthecloset]

7:30 why does this guy look like cyberpunk richard spencer

[@minebr100]

ok but can i just say that mike looks absolutely stunning in this video

[@Fauntleroy.]

Caps really suit him.

[@thaliashearn9801]

He is lichrally just a stunning man

[@ellan.5548]

The only consistency in my life is that Mike’s Mic has been my favorite channel for the past two years.

[@Fauntleroy.]

He's the reason humanity has survived the Corona panasonic.

[@ellan1664]

I saw your account name and somehow thought I made that comment lmao Also same

[@AyeshaM02]

tris said hehe my dna is normal you guys ✨😜 my personality is so wild it doesn't fit into these 5 very rigid groups

[@soapthesoap]

When Mike does that whisper scream, I live.

[@Nametag_101]

“Like is it so bad to just wanna live without purpose, maybe I just wanna vibe” This is it

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

I was the type of kid who tried to convince everyone that I was Dauntless when I was definitely Amity😭

[@prachi8771]

Live that cottage core fantasy bff

[@maddielouise9991]

ME TOO BYE

[@maddielouise9991]

hey bestie

[@vamplizzard]

We know bestie, we saw your profile pic, but same tho

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

@@vamplizzard HAHA😭🤚

[@ashleestevenson154]

my animal crossing villagers running around the plaza: 10:04

[@gabyrocha4467]

lmfaooooo

[@christinabiersack2304]

i’d love to see mike create outfits for all the movies he’s reviewed like at 5:57 👏🏻

[@-streaminadream-5356]

WHOA genius suggestion

[@heloisa944]

Yess

[@adeleaslan8182]

In my 2 second interest in divergent, I found out that I would deffo be the cottage core farmers. Like you get cute with your besties, get tan, pick flowers (and vegetables I think or some shit idk) and do absolutely nothing else. And get this: they’re apparently drugged the entire time they work. IMAGINE just getting to walk in a field constantly high. I was born in the wrong reality

[@MagisterialVoyager]

😭🤣👌

[@jealously9340]

Jesus H freakin Christ this is my favorite mikes mic yet please stop and then promptly keep going

[@graciehooper7722]

I love how everyone forgot there was supposed to be a fourth movie but it never got made

[@johanna32]

the off-camera screaming really sets the vibe for the whole movie

[@dudu-iw2is]

the energy on this vid is actually my brain 24/7

[@malaikaaa]

mike I have just discovered your existence, but I think you're my new favourite best person on the internet to ever exist - thank you

[@volixwriting887]

There's like ten of us Divergent stans and we hate Divergent too lmao

[@theterriblemonarch]

I’m so disappointed in myself for enjoying the books when I was younger but do I regret it? Not at all lmao

[@volixwriting887]

@@theterriblemonarch it's a dumb series and it's fun to deconstruct it lol

[@theterriblemonarch]

@@volixwriting887 couldn’t have said it better myself, it’s so bad but it’s so entertaining

[@February_Flowers]

I read this book when I was eleven and had no friends so I latched on to these characters and would pretend they were my friends and they literally never leave my mind anymore. Is it embarrassing? Yes. Do I regret it? No