so....Twilight New Moon....

[@mrs_rover]

beastie taylor lautner really slayed that lacefront like a true girlboss

[@user-bu2tv6te9n]

I screameddddddddd

[@pierregikh]

"Beastie" with the maleficent energy

[@lordhecate]

Facts

[@materialauto06]

“BEASTIE” SKEHWHEIDBEB. I CANT BREATHEEE

[@jfmusic1671]

it's the MALEFICENT of it all for me

[@Dalt1n999]

I personally dislike Twilight but Stephanie Meyers was being a fucking genius when she wrote depression as blank pages with only the name of the months, and New Moon turned this part of the book into movie form in an also very genius way

[@phoenixgirl70]

Yes, I found that much more effective than when other people try to describe it. For me, it hit spot on. The movie did a good job as well depicting that.

[@KallieMae]

I’ve always said that while Twilight was a terrible story, it was beautifully written, which was the appeal of the whole book. It didn’t translate to screen very well, but I still admire Stephanie Meyer. I feel awful that she has the reputation that she has now.

[@OhItsGiggs]

@@KallieMae well...at least she's not as widely maligned as the girlboss that basically stole her shit and repackaged it EL James?

[@Blueeyesthewarrior]

@@KallieMae There's some good film making in the movies, even if all of the dialogue is cringe. For example, there is a green filter over the entire movie which conveys Bella's discomfort in this new town and new situation, until Edward enters her life. Such a good, subtle decision which really conveys her state of mind and Kristen Stewart deserves a medal for her acting. People rag on her for the performance, but she was performing Bella exactly as she was written in the books. And as stated that spinning long take of in New Moon is so excellent. Absolutely masterful.

[@wearmeout1]

the movie just straight up lifted that scene from pride & prejudice (dir. joe wright)

[@welpppppppppppppp]

the way dakota fanning’s career went bye bye after she ate being a vampire the industry was like she cannot top this we need her younger sister

[@mariafancypants]

It’s because of how they did her make up in this movie I’m convinced.

[@Christiangjf]

"She's actually doing great, she's done 3 independent films none has ever heard of and she stars in an obscure miniseries" -a Dakota Fanning fan, probably

[@SOCKS_RABBIT]

@@Christiangjf too loud

[@evie2356]

@@Christiangjf I mean people tend to assume you have to be a main cast member in major hollywood films to be doing successful as an actor which just isnt true lol

[@hollyriver22171]

She’s literally got the leading role of all the leading roles in the Alienist 😂 She’s doing fine

[@macsherdrich185]

“girl cut the shit, you’re flopping mentally”. and I felt that

[@MagisterialVoyager]

A mood. An icon. An energy. 💀

[@BeesJournal23]

I screenshoted this to put it in my ig story permanently

[@femdogs2562]

The soundtrack… made me who I am today. I would not be the person I am without experiencing Bella’s depression montage fr

[@Katm0m]

It was such a better visualization of my depressive episodes than my real life and I felt SEEN

[@lucaszalmas2775]

100% The soundtrack for this franchise was so brilliant, I can't get over it to this day. It shaped me as a person. Even though I don't listen to it anymore, a lot of my music now has elements linking back to the soundtrack.

[@femdogs2562]

@@lucaszalmas2775 it sounds so stupid, but decode introduced me to Paramore, Eyes on Fire led me to find Meg Myers. Also Roslyn is my go to rainy day song. This movie is like a time capsule, takes me right back to being a teenager, finding myself through music.

[@lucaszalmas2775]

@@femdogs2562 Not stupid at all. There's a bunch of bands that it introduced me to. The biggest impact was definitely Muse. Imagine... I think the impact was particularly big because it happened right around the time when I consciously started to look for music instead of just hearing stuff on the radio. So I was like sick, I have a whole library to begin with and just followed the crumbs from there.

[@veronicavdelgado9061]

I once went to a festival were Death Cab For Cutie was playing and I didn't think I knew any of their music until they started playing Meet me on the equinox and I passed out and came back to life. This soundtrack is absolutely the backbone of my music taste.

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

I still can't forget Jasper being a confederate soldier. Like why

[@snigdha8906]

WHAT?? I don't remember this... what was Stephanie Mayer thinking...

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

@@snigdha8906 She's a mormon of course

[@Chronicallywitty]

I love his crazy accent he gets when he finally talks 😂😂

[@donnamaria3059]

Why?? Because white Mormon fantasy, that’s why.

[@snigdha8906]

@@Roblox-jb2vf that honestly explains so much 😭

[@samc749]

I feel like Bella would’ve listened relentlessly to 2004 Avril Lavigne and Paramore songs and I respect that

[@ellobo4290]

I only respect it because it’s in this context

[@bafbaas1210]

Or my immortal by evanesence

[@Ttoby89]

@@bafbaas1210 she would have respected the whole Fallen album cos of its varying shades of emo-ji

[@KaiInMotion]

In the first Twilight book she literally listens to a Linkin Park album on repeat lmao (the album isn't named by Meyer confirmed it was Linkin Park in an interview 💀)

[@emilianazuckerberg5955]

@@KaiInMotion omg noooo

[@levi_bernhardt]

Bella is constantly giving us woah whoa whoa whoa whoa,,,,, lets pump it medium

[@melsyoutube]

omg hey bestie 😌😌😌

[@brentdawson584]

I need you to know that I read the whoas as the start of the first song in Pitch Perfect

[@remik8537]

@@brentdawson584 SAME OMFG

[@CrystalLight000]

@@brentdawson584 Except it's Loona 😭😭

[@look2-book-iv4uk]

LOONA???

[@minebr100]

I want to see mike do the whole series for the sole purpose of discussing "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"

[@cartertsheposisusa2355]

Omg I'd get my entire life if he reviews bestie Bella screaming "YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER!"

[@moethemoon]

“YNMDATLNM???”

[@Ttoby89]

​@@moethemoon AHHHHHHHHHHH i will never be the same and that's on you

[@-Desire]

And the fact that Jacob was attracted to both Edward and Bella by technicality because half of Renesmé was in Edward lol

[@evat267]

Cant wiat for this

[@gregyoung6957]

the way Jasper reacts to a paper cut and cant control himself, like has no one at High school ever got a paper cut or worse

[@oreooreo101]

TRUE jasper had no business being in that school 😭

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

he cries when they go over the civil war in history class too 😢

[@oreooreo101]

@@Roblox-jb2vf probably sad that his side didn’t win 😒

[@Awsome101Girl]

@@oreooreo101 lmaooooooo

[@erikperhs_]

Remember: Bella is specially hard to resist to because she's ✨different✨

[@imani0nline]

I’m sort of ashamed that Edward stripteasing to death was the most dramatic thing happening in my life once🙇🏾‍♀️

[@hellohiyahey]

i laugh at your comments on like 70% of all the content I watch, I feel followed and seen, i subscribed XD

[@almostclintnewton8478]

@@hellohiyahey OMG RIGHT??? I see her *everywhere* that's how I know I'm in for some ✨content✨

[@feev4571]

Stripteasing to death is the funniest thing I have ever read

[@KingOfGaymes]

Magic mike who 😩

[@bertschwood]

ngl I've never seen new moon I was one of those teens that was just dangerously into harry potter so this comment has me rolling lol

[@molloyaoife]

What i wanna know is how was miss bella not embarrassed at least once throughout this entire movie. I would simply pass away than to be carried home by a shirtless man after napping in my back garden

[@mariaah3073]

Right? The fact that she got lost after Edward literally left her ten meters behind her home 😭 I would never recover, I'd never step outside again

[@Kaunoe]

Bro Fr, I would just cease to exist

[@annieh.5049]

legend says that’s why she stayed in her room with possibly as the theme song for 5 months

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

I twisted my ankle at my dads wedding (I was a bridesmaid) and had to be carried to a cab by the best men, aka 1) the MayoR 2) objectively the most handsome man is ever seen irl. I die a little bit every time I remember it which is every time I close my eyes.

[@sorshaporsha]

it is now twilight canon for me that mike was in italy for the entirety of the new moon italian scenes and he was just off camera experiencing his italian tour trauma

[@abbydoesart648]

This is the only correct take away from this video

[@lillalachrimae]

Omg yes

[@thatother_amanda]

absolutely correct

[@urjashastri2930]

LMFAOOO

[@sorshaporsha]

@@abbydoesart648 could you imagine? Bella sprinting to Edward but in the background Mike is posing for a picture, sunburnt and done with the Volturri MESS

[@Sleipnirseight]

Ok so... If vampires stop physically aging, and they're turned while they're still teens/early 20's, does that mean their prefrontal cortex never matures????? 🤔🤔🤔 This would explain so much of this damn story

[@tvddamonlovernina]

Thats exactly what happens!

[@BeesJournal23]

Yes, that’s why it’s also ‘illegal’ (enforced by the volturi) to make baby vampires. Bc they never mature

[@sidiwvwhi]

imaging being stuck at age 17 for eternity

[@TaurusWitch29]

​@@sidiwvwhiI'd rather die

[@DeathnoteBB]

Maybe the brain still changes, because otherwise they’d never physically be able to learn anything new

[@TheLastNoel]

MIKE SAY LOCA IF YOU’RE BEING FORCED TO GROW A MULLET

[@drivethrupoet]

kurtis bettah watch out

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@drivethrupoet I want them to collab

[@user-mz2ne4yh2t]

@@drivethrupoet i just discovered him and i could see Mike's style all over it and realized is the guy he's been obsessed with lmao

[@princeofb7383]

And you would do it 2 4 a ☑️

[@marielcarey4288]

TRI.BE, VIDA LOCAAAA

[@tarren452]

This triggered all my PTSD (Post Twilight Stress Disorder) memories of my very own Italian Tour TM. Me and my parents went on holiday around Italy shortly after New Moon came out. I was like 15-16 and OBSESSED with it all. I managed to convince my parents to make Volterra one of the stops of our trip, the Italian hilltop town where all the Volturi stuff was set. Like I made them add it to the itinerary, pay for 2 nights in a hotel, all for the Twilight connection. Absolute clownery and I must hold my parents somewhat accountable for letting it happen 😂 Dragging my poor parents on the Twilight Tour of the city, with the poor Italian Tour guide who was clearly baffled by Twilight, and answering all of the trivia questions he asked us like the fangirl I was....truly one of my cringiest, darkest memories 😅😅😅 (I'm an only child - haha can you tell 😩 - so I wasn't even sharing this trip with like a similarly obsessed sister, just my utterly baffled middle aged parents.) To be fair, I'd still absolutely reccomended Volterra as a holiday destination, it was beautiful and had lots of interesting things and lovely food, and there's probably far fewer cringey Twilight fans around than there were in 2010 🤷‍♀️ But alas I can never return because I would combust out of pure cringe at my 16-year-old self.

[@taylorz7825]

If Michael doesn’t read this entire thing I’ll be livid

[@snigdha8906]

This is honestly so well written that I felt like i was right there in italy with you AND it reminded me of the embarrassing shit I did because of these books.

[@mycrafts7207]

why the f am I positioning myself in your place 🙃🤣

[@sienaquerulous]

i went to volterra in my twilight obsession phase as well and found out after visiting that it wasn't filmed there 🤡 my disappointment was immeasurable

[@rayofblacklight9910]

I went on a school trip there first year of High school and let me tell you ..... Some people were screaming whilst we were PARKING because they couldn't wait to see where the film was shot.... I wasn't too fazed ( I had already been there) but it was fun

[@Td0601]

are we as society just going to ignore the fact that Bella had more chemistry with the entire fam instead of Eddie??

[@Ava-pm9ip]

Right like that one scene where Carlisle is cleaning up her arm after the paper cut Incident 💀💀

[@adrianrandom3448]

like girl, we get it, youre setting for the most reachable one, we all want some of that spicy polycule

[@janine2957]

THE EMAILS TO ALICE girl come back i can't live without you...r brother i mean

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

especially alice and carlisle

[@33katec]

i will forever stand by the ship of alice and bella

[@relaxationstation7634]

"Twilight is anti Italian" best new take I've heard about this abomination

[@tonystonem9614]

As it should be I'm anti Italian too🙅🏾‍♀️

[@leyajk969]

Alice was serving (as always) during her and Bella’s grand theft auto moment

[@at12344]

You say that like Alice isn’t always serving

[@leyajk969]

@@at12344 your right my bad

[@cartertsheposisusa2355]

Sis snapped In that I'll fitted wig ngl.

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

@@at12344 I accidentally clicked on your @…. And wtf is that profile

[@Fanylorena]

HAHAHHA STOP. I’ve only seen these movies in Spanish, I never thought that “Bella, where the hell have you been loca” was ACTUALLY in the movie, I really thought people made a meme 😭

[@vitoriacastro2518]

Same in Portuguese!

[@TheEmmy]

2 years later and I'm crying laughing at this comment

[@eleanorsherry4620]

yall it's not the fact that bella's speaking wattpad... it's that wattpad's speaking bella

[@divinea3092]

Purrrr... the blueprint

[@dc9067]

@@divinea3092 the brownprint* Cuz it's bestie Bella's favorite color 😍 Inclusive queen 💅

[@Whatsayoutuber]

Now hold on

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

HOLD ON ...i-

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

We have an awkward antisocial teen written by some white woman to blame for the literary atrocity that is Wattpad stories ?? ..damn...the more you know 👁️👄👁️

[@sadienew941]

This is the best twilight movie because Edward is barely in it and Jacob isn’t a trash panda yet - no I will not be getting feedback

[@loganwasmydog]

i would like to give you feed back my only feedback is that u r right

[@lexirodriguez8112]

The way that Edward later on said that none of the mess would happen if he didn't fall in love with Bella LIKE I would unlikve myself because imagine the man you love saying u aint worth the struggle BYE

[@adrianrandom3448]

@@lexirodriguez8112 top ten things to listen to finally throw yourself into the sun

[@janine2957]

jacob has always been shit there was simply too many abs blocking the view

[@vitoriacastro2518]

YES, YES, YES. I would love an au where edward never came back and its just bella vibing with the wolves

[@ellobo4290]

Bestie we need another video on Anna Kendrick’s grasp on society we don’t talk about that enough people need to open their third eye

[@JordyJRT]

Not me watching all 3 pitch perfect movies in the last 48 hours 💀

[@a.j.1819]

@@JordyJRT Pls they are so bad but so good

[@rachelmargo7760]

For real

[@Ttoby89]

@@a.j.1819 i thought i sniffed lying, but yeah no i am a jester flop who was wrong

[@darkr1843]

Ppl need to appreciate A simple favor

[@tarren452]

When we went to see Twilight in the cinema, one of my best friends in high school started crying when they played the 'turn off your phone, the movie is about to start' ad because "oh my god it's happening, we actually get to see the movie." Top ten iconic moments of my young life, I distinctly remember the ad was sponsored by Malteasers because that's what I still think of to this day every time I see a pack. Bestie if you happen to see this comment you know who you are 😂💕

[@dc9067]

2009 shit 💖😍

[@cirillflorenzdalangin8304]

After binging michael microphone videos, he's now the voice of my subconscious

[@ENGCS_AnkitaSingh]

I KNOW ITS LIKE ALL MY THOUGHTS NOW HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AND ENGLISH IS NOT EVEN MY FIRST LANGUAGE????

[@adrianrandom3448]

You can hear the voice at the back of your head saying "Bestie, are you sure this is wise?, You need to be the girl boss in this situation not the boy employee"

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Same here, sis. Same here.

[@TaurusWitch29]

This is true as hell

[@clsisman]

I am incapable of using the phrase “the best of both worlds” without adding “Hannah Montana” because of Mike. I’ve never even SEEN Hannah Montana.

[@AmethystEyes]

I love the fact that in several parts of the series they forget to put in the special effect where Edward glows like diamonds. (Like in the fourth movie) 😂

[@Maria_745]

I can't believe twilight invented racism against Italians 😔

[@kenjako]

Do you mean italianism?

[@theinternetisqueer]

@@kenjako put a tw please 🥺😔 /j

[@julietteangeli]

Luckily we are armed with plenty of garlic.

[@arfreda5912]

I’ve spent my whole life not realizing Jacob called her loca. Why did he call her thatttt 😂😂😭😭 he’s supposed be indigenous not Spanish likeeeeee whaaaatt lmfaoooo

[@pinkdarkman]

Smeyer: What do indigenous people call eachother when they're acting crazy?? I guess I could ask one of them, but their skin is so brown and I don't want to talk to... wait a minute... brown skin!? Of course, they speak Spanish!

[@anjaliii_i]

bella's lullaby?? supermassive blackhole??? decode???? neutron star collision????? the serves that were served cos of the twilight franchise

[@annieh.5049]

it’s the fact that bella’s lullaby isn’t available on apple music- also, forgot the most iconic song of them all, THERES A POSSUM IN A TREEEE

[@hannahbarbarian6786]

Decode would've been made anyway that was Paramore's jush back then

[@josepha133]

ROSYLN, don't forget about rosyln. And I caught myself. And possibility.

[@SamFerro]

Satellite heart!!

[@299meena]

Omg when I was little and ignorant I was so gassed about Jacob's glow up but now that I think about it, the fact that they had a NATIVE character cut their hair to fit into the mainstream beauty standards for men and appeal more to the audience seems really gross. Like... The fetishization of indigenous people is so strong in this franchise it makes me ill. Edit: it is also illegal for anyone to go shirtless in Italy. So if the Volturi didn't get Edward then the Italian government certainly would.

[@hopsymopsy8352]

I actually remember how ADULT women were absolutely foaming at the mouth over Jacob specifically like they didn't remember that the character and actor were both underaged. Like it was real predatory on god

[@kitkat_5425]

I think in the books he cut his hair because as a wolf his fur was too long

[@orangeants]

@@kitkat_5425 yeah but Stephanie "Mormon" Meyer wrote it that way because she has No Respect™

[@TheePrettiest901]

The “original” Jacob is in the movie for a short second it was the Scene where I think they were all together in clothes he had on a red jacket he’s a real native and obviously isn’t going to cut his hair for her Mormon ass so they gave the role to Taylor who has a small percentage of native in his blood he just looks not as white

[@beatm6948]

Was thinking about this earlier. Absolutely insane behavior by Ms Meyer for having the Native American character cut his hair. Like it was so unnecessary. There was no narrative reason for it.

[@gin9443]

I've got matching shirts w/ a friend that say "Bella, where the hell have you been loca?" in a pink heart.

[@allergictoapricots1764]

omg that’s beautiful brings a tear to my eye 🥺🥺🥺

[@masinalima]

I need that LMFAAOAOOAO

[@jasminmai3528]

Sell them sis

[@M95-t7c]

I saw those on an ig account and I need it

[@cassiediva4ever]

my friend got me that shirt for my birthday!! I love it

[@schw00ligan]

i just finished writing my bachelor’s thesis about how the volturi are an authoritarian regime and anti-indigenous racism in twilight i am so overdosed on twilight yet still watching this (i think this is a compliment)

[@rachelm1979]

Is this real, can I read your thesis?

[@JadeTheShadowKat]

@@rachelm1979 same i wanna know

[@emilybrazeau1929]

Please me too

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

WHERE DO I READ YOUR THESIS

[@Capt_Sunfish]

Your thesis, hand it over 😤🤌

[@whatevadad1312]

the pen and notebook are giving Professor Of Modern Literature and you’re serving up the New Moon Module 😌

[@ragdollrose2687]

That's 2020s culture💕 Just like Shakespear became High Culture when it was aimed at ye good ol' peasant, we're here getting lectures about Classical Pop Culture

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Funny that I find this comment while I'm writing my "Romeo & Juliet in Twilight: New Moon vs. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" essay for my Contemporary American Literature online course. 😆😉

[@bryh555]

Bella is literally like nobody like she contributes nothing to any friendship or relationship she has in any of the movies and everyone is so obsessed with her and will just like put their lives at risk for her and stuff it’s wild

[@beatm6948]

Ultimate y/n

[@leyajk969]

Best part about this movie was counting how many lamps/light sources miss Bella had in her room during her depression era

[@evie2356]

Charlie read about light therapy and headed straight for beacon lighting.

[@goblinhat0985]

@@evie2356 daddy charlie was trying his best ok 🖐🏻

[@Fallphoenix18]

@@evie2356 GIRLIE I'M CRYING

[@phatho9383]

@@evie2356 LIVE BRIGHTER WITH BEACON🎤

[@evie2356]

@@phatho9383 jdjshjwjwh

[@emmaholmes6730]

at 11:12 you're asking why there are no umbrellas in this movie. it's pacific northwest cultural canon that we would all rather suffer in the damp than be seen anywhere near an umbrella. Shout out to Chris Weitz for the incredible research & attention to detail for this cinematic masterpiece

[@beatdizzy]

This is where hoodie fashion was born. 108 years ago.

[@ms.marvelous8156]

Just an unholy reminder, this series is partially why 50 shades of grey exists.

[@homohyuck]

NAWH WHAT NOW

[@ms.marvelous8156]

@@homohyuck 50 shades of grey started as twilight fanfic

[@shakirashipslied9721]

I love curses.

[@homohyuck]

@@ms.marvelous8156 this is so close to be my 13th reason 🧍

[@mivey_]

this is literally my last straw

[@theflickchick9850]

I watched this one night, for the hell of it, at university. And I'm not ashamed to say that I think Michael Sheen and Graham Greene actually improved every scene they were in.

[@randomme3095]

Agreed 👍 I love how Michael Sheen went all out on this lol

[@roseappleberry]

fully agree

[@bdjshsjsjskahakahajak]

14:37 “you’re flopping mentally” will be my yearbook quote

[@residentjoe05]

This is a girl boss move

[@cowboylikeme854]

So was it?

[@bdjshsjsjskahakahajak]

@@cowboylikeme854 it was

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Fun fact: I live near Forks, WA. No one uses an umbrella actually we all just have good rain coats. I’m pro-umbrella, but it’s a weird regional pride thing plus the wind makes umbrellas useless most of the time

[@nzingahendricks4128]

I moved to Seattle in 2020 from Atlanta and wanting to be pro-umbrella but knowing that the umbrella will bitch out mid-day is definitely the vibe

[@Peighter]

The amount of Nicki references in this video is a form of spiritual enrichment

[@40ai]

love that whenever you talk about ANY trait you have, you say "famously, i..", i truly can't get enough of it

[@kierstenmckinney9556]

I am HUNGRY for the rest of these…the commentary on Resume will be glorious

[@user-mz2ne4yh2t]

RESUME I'M- 💀

[@snigdha8906]

Lmaoo

[@bibliophilecb]

Truly can’t wait for his thoughts on Reconnaissance

[@erikperhs_]

@@bibliophilecb right?? I'm sooo excited to see his comments about Renaissance

[@annieh.5049]

literally, revenescence is not talked about enough

[@janah6392]

The way Edward turning Bella after marriage is a metaphor for chastity until marriage....the mormonism is mormoning

[@laisespacini9208]

cant believe you didnt mention the montage of the wolves hunting victoria with hearing damage playing in the background it slapped so hard

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

ICONIC

[@TheNhunguyen]

Mr. Mic you are so right in saying "get a degree. get several degrees. get a PhD." to Eddie Cullen. You know who is a superior vampire that preceded Dracula and is a lesbian? Carmilla Karnstein.

[@ida6192]

every now and then mike's legs will be visible and i'll be reminded that he's a real person

[@aliceinanderland]

I literally am personally offended by Alice's wardrobe in this entire film. The book explicitly states that she is extremely into fashion and I point-blank REFUSE to believe that a bad bitch like her would turn up to what is potentially her own death at the hands of vampire royalty in FUCKING FLATS? The gloves I love because they're a complete power move when you think that Aro needs skin contact for his powers to work but why give her the most hideous gloves in the history of colour television? The wardrobe department and costume designers need to be ashamed of themselves. I purposefully have not looked up their name(s) purely because I know my petty bitch ass will declare them my enemy.

[@imani0nline]

This is an ode to tween me who used to dream about braiding Taylor Lautner’s wig 😭✊🏾

[@amandabacon128]

Oh lordy Bestie😳

[@KidTheFail]

Oh, honey, no 💔

[@pebbellz]

I low-key high key hate that at one point in my teenage existence I thought the twilight books were good… miss author Stephanie was really out here glorifying the MOST toxic of relationships and we all just ate it up like the 14 year old girlbosses that we were… I can’t

[@micahjones9600]

There’s not a day that I don’t say to my best friend, Bella, the Jacob- where the hell have you been loca- quote

[@adrianrandom3448]

Oh no imagine being called Bella and living through the insanity that is this movie, I could never

[@orangeants]

@@adrianrandom3448 I have a friend named bella who reacts to this quote by giving people the finger

[@alicelulich6304]

the fact that mike included "eddie" as ed sheeran is so perfect. like, that mess of an era was made for this video

[@kira-lilym6363]

the new moon soundtrack deserves EVERY award pls

[@midnight10200]

kristen stewart really deserved an oscar for sitting in that chair the way she did it was giving high art

[@awesomesmawesome2099]

Bella's papercut was doing the most

[@xoxogossipgoat21]

Went to the midnight premiere of this masterpiece as a 14-year-old. The experience was a cultural reset of my life

[@andrewjames5910]

I watched this movie with my swim friends. It was the first social thing I did with them and if this movie had been better it would not have been the last.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Oh my god.

[@a.j.1819]

PLS

[@erikperhs_]

If your friends were cool it would be amazing because you'd be able to laugh the entire time haha

[@chocokrispis5]

"I have not seen a single umbrella this movie" Yeah you wont see a lot of those in the pnw lol. Nobody having an umbrella is the most realistic part of this movie

[@Whatsayoutuber]

Are you guys just one with the rain?

[@eileen1020]

@@Whatsayoutuber Yeah you just accept you'll get damp. Everyone else does too so it's no big deal. The rain is pretty constant over late fall and winter but usually light. If you're spending a lot of time outdoors, raincoats and other waterproof gear are better than umbrellas. Umbrellas are really only when you have nice clothes you absolutely don't want getting wet.

[@vvvvventy]

I thought you were saying “eel moon” for longer than I care to admit

[@TeeManie]

I thought it was "il moon", like anti-anti-Italian propaganda

[@Hannah-iz6pf]

Dude, I lost it at Chloe the Bratz Doll™️ screamed ew LMAOOOO

[@zeebeereacts8844]

This is how my fanfic version of Twilight happened from New moon and onwards: Bella spends her days suffering through #Depression #ScreamQueenSleepingBeauty phase until she slowly starts to Hate Edward for leaving her and being with Jacobs starts to heal her a bit. Her life starts getting back to normal UNTIL! Jacob invites her to go cliff jumping, and because of Jakes wolfie blindspot Alice thinks Bella commited "Sewer Slide" and go to Forks to confirm to which Bella sees her again and the scars of her emotional healing is just ripped open again and Bella is just not having it and want nothing to do with the Cullens. Of course Alice tries to be calm and talk some sense into Bella and during that a call comes on the phone Jacobs answers, of course its Edward, and Jacob being the petty Bestie he is tells Edward Bella is unalive and Alice tells them Edwards gonna Romeo himself and Bella just doesnt care because she wants him to feel the pain she was in when he dipped. But of course Alice convinces Bella to go with her to save Edward-begrudgingly- and they get thete, Edwards about to striptease the nation until Bella stops him. And when Edward tries to hug her, greatful that his one true love is alive, Bella stops him because she aint having it and that when the Volturi guards pull up and escort all of them into the great hall to meet the Slay leaders and their wigs of supremacy. And shit goes down. Instead of trying to protect Edward and like a crazy crackhead, Bella bargains with the Volturi after they witness her gift in action; she tells Aro she will let him turn her into a Vampire in exchange for Edward and Alices freedom *gasp! * And Aro is like yasss please! And accepts, but Edwards trifling ass tries to intervene, gets his skinny ass kicked by Tall Boi Felix and Bella hits him with some facts that she really isnt doing it for him, she's simply doing it not only because she wants to slay for all eternity BUT she wants to punish Edward for all eternity for breaking her heart and it will be his job to tell her dad he is the reason she "unalived herself" and the Volturi be in the corner silently cheering because girlboss Bella is kinda dark. And Edwards spendd the remainder for the fanfic trying to get Bella back while she living her best Vampire life😅 That is my AO3 version of this movie!

[@Aman-mf2ml]

Bestie Stephanie Meyers is a wattpad writer with a publisher, I'm not surprised at the dialogues 👁️👄👁️

[@clairemalda2570]

Your film commentary is literally the greatest thing on KZbin, no one else can compare.

[@serpentdude1012]

Who else wants a Mike's Mic video on Jennifer's Body???

[@sepiasmith5065]

vouch

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

YES

[@madori8909]

Pretty pls

[@morganboutwell8231]

Second

[@TheRaychenator]

Begging with every fiber of my being

[@soapra2748]

Im in love with these longer videos, it doesn't have to be a well researched video essay but just you talking about something random for 20 minutes is the content we need

[@Katm0m]

My friend grew up in Italy and was part of the red coat crowd 😩❤️

[@jhart1127]

👀 🤚 👗 This is me SHOOK at your statement while I'm wearing a blue dress

[@IrmaGonzalez]

i can't believe we have access to Michelangelo's Microphone for free

[@aleandra3945]

pitch perfect defined a generation, i did sing the cup song (with the cup and everything) for a talent show and won, that movie was everything

[@FerraticaTheBard]

"Does Bella have health insurance?" This is the most iconic question I've ever heard in regards to this series! XD

[@rinrin4784]

Mike: You are flopping mentally. Me feeling attacked.

[@mckamy4711]

That scene where the seasons change is one of the most memorable movie scenes in my brain and I'm not mad about it. Also I remember listening to the entire soundtrack when I was like 13 on my MP3 (yes my MP3) and every track is a solid choice 10/10

[@Olya0907]

My music taste has been FULLY formed by the Twilight soundtrack

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

No but literally. I remember being a child and being casually like oh I like the songs in this movie and my brother read the credits and downloaded the bands for me and I spent the next decade listening to paramore

[@lillalachrimae]

The extra 24 hours on editing really shows and I am living for it

[@yesimlistening5026]

Video posted 10 seconds ago? I'm faster than a vampire bestie🏃🏼‍♀️

[@princembat]

twilight really is one of those stories thats about entirely bad awful people but its not even fun to watch and youre supposed to be rooting for the bad people which is nuts. i would be terrified for my life and the lives of my loved ones if any of these characters were even in my city. including the resume baby

[@lovelykatya6576]

The scene where VIctoria is running in the forest is a moment🤓

[@ohitsclemenTIME]

I went through my first breakup whilst reading new moon at 15 years old and when I tell you I could not have produced more tears during that depression montage....

[@cherrygloombae]

the way we telepathically connected to watch the series at the same time, i literally just finished new moon two days ago

[@kokorosyume]

Ummm yes, Finished it last night 😭😭!

[@jhart1127]

It doesn't count when you're watching it through his window 📺👀

[@minaswife8027]

The combined StayC / Loona reference that came out of nowhere gave me whiplash

[@tonystonem9614]

Where

[@farrahwho]

last halloween my friends wanted to have a horror movie night but i am not a Horror Movie Girlie so i convinced them to just watch twilight instead and we ended up watching the entire franchise in a matter of days LMAO

[@mothmynd]

people in washington don’t use umbrellas from what i’ve noticed. i never saw one the entire time i lived there. they just get rained on or wear their hoods up on their raincoats.

[@slay9395]

we need more of mike doing an american accent

[@as_har]

5:10 the way mike says “wanna give it a go?” is giving spotify’s “wanna break from the ads?”

[@WhaleManMan]

I like how Mic says "famously" whenever he explains anything

[@aricaine5024]

We were talking about what colour we'd be at acting camp and someone said "a cloudy sky but with that blue filter from twilight over it" the timing of this video

[@marktoniamor-segan3670]

Yesss Bestie get that bread we love to see a sponsorship

[@augustporosenok766]

for anyone wondering, the intro song used in the title card is The Wire by HAIM, its a bop

[@auroranicole9276]

Lmao when you live in this corner of Washington, you give up on umbrellas. You are no longer affected by rain, it will be torrential thunderstorms and we'll still drive normally on the freeway 😂

[@valentinacanto1556]

After twilight came out, the new moon book was completely sold out everywhere and obsessed teenage me made my mum travel to hell and back to find it so that I could obsess over it during my summer holidays. Lovely times. Also we demand part 3, 4 and 5.

[@nicephere]

THIS SERIES IS EVERYTHING.

[@youmakemewannalala21]

Mike, idk how you do it but every single video you just keep getting better and better. The editing, the humour, all of it HITS. Like, you really DID👏 THAT👏 BESTIE👏

[@cartertsheposisusa2355]

When I tell you this franchise had a grip on my prepubescent era. Mam I was sleeping with the windows open and my neck EXPOSED. I was the mc

[@lbridge2010]

Okay. But my film school production design teacher was the production designer for this movie and you KNOW he spent an entire class talking about the chair spinning scene and how he made that happen. He knew he deserved an Oscar for that.

[@emmacarroll12]

you are entitled to your onion bestie!!

[@ZombalayaQ]

Not onion 😂😭😂😭

[@jhart1127]

@@ZombalayaQ definitely onion!!!! 🧅

[@SilencedTides]

the absolute archive you have of little internet videos and quips is just so impressive it’s so entertaining

[@asmishukla4460]

OMG AHHAHAHH i have legit Never heard anyone reference Paper Cut... kudos to you and all your pop culture knowledge Mike!!!

[@rosed3023]

We don’t use umbrellas in Washington 🤷🏻‍♀️ but also - nobody’s shirtless in the rain. Here’s how it works: the rain is usually light and misty & it’s also really windy so an umbrella isn’t gonna do ANYTHING to keep you dry. Everyone wears lots of layers & waterproof jackets instead.

[@holocoffin]

Exactly!

[@ema5816]

As a person from Washington State where this movie was based I will say, people do not really use umbrellas even though it rains a lot. We just wear raincoats cause its too windy and it doesn't rain that hard but I don't think it was intentional for the movie lmao, more for the *dramatic effects*

[@RammerHammer]

The gasp I gusped when Jacob cut her hair could cure the ozone layer

[@2001arms]

When I realised that the Vulturi beating up Eddy scene was filmed in THE one and only Pantheon of Agrippa in Rome... The elevator nowhere to be seen... My two years of architecture school shaking in their boots...

[@kyana4508]

"Twilight is anti-italian" is now one of my favourite quotes