I'm British and that chess joke killed me, but I survived unlike the queen
@jackbomb99192 жыл бұрын
As a British person I agree with this statement, and may or may not have a more offensive reply for the one who made it lol
@amnaniqbal85762 жыл бұрын
noice comment
@irongamer2994 Жыл бұрын
That was me too
@Slenderbender20062 жыл бұрын
Crazy how jokes are actually funny when he's not on TikTok
@ravengaming10262 жыл бұрын
Dude if he was on tik tok he would get canceled
@Men_Of_Culture332 жыл бұрын
@@ravengaming1026 yea because tiktok has a bias algorithm originally made for propaganda in communist china abd now being used by capitalist pigs. In other words, TikTok is dogshit
@@ravengaming1026 yeah it’s where the snowflakes gather.
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
That one kid who barely hit puberty wanting to criticise everyone's jokes and DeLivErY
@GWEBBIN2 жыл бұрын
remember jokes need delivery🤓
@villianbane18722 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was a girl 😭
@quaiddairloom92212 жыл бұрын
Super annoying
@DayZeroChannel2 жыл бұрын
That was a female bro.
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
@@DayZeroChannel then it's even worse. Why does she think she understands the concept of jokes and delivery. Name one funny female. Jk, my wife is very funny, especially when she thinks she can take my card and spend it all
@seanlader54222 жыл бұрын
Bro that 8-bit laugh was killing me man 😂😂
@helagrow2 жыл бұрын
No idea what the fuck was happening to Coreys mic man, but good god I hope it never fixes, I was laughing my ass off at it.
@seanrobey8335 Жыл бұрын
It got me too😂😂😂
@cdr_heathcliff23902 жыл бұрын
I had some pretty good jokes for this lobby!
@albertgutierrez70182 жыл бұрын
How do I join a lobby for a vid.
@Daniel-ng2ru2 жыл бұрын
@@albertgutierrez7018 discord
@tankdestroyer48032 жыл бұрын
I had horrible joke
@MrDiceZack2 жыл бұрын
Your voice was perfect for the jokes bro, you did well!
@Nathan_p682 жыл бұрын
You have a wonderful voice and delivery
@Firefox4hire2 жыл бұрын
14:50 Dang I didn’t know that would work I love Swiftor’s blank for a second
@tj62982 жыл бұрын
I think when it's down to the Final 2 you should have them line up and they both tell 1 joke each and the highest percent joke wins
@jithineey2 жыл бұрын
+1
@TheBoxingNinja2 жыл бұрын
20:00 this one took me so long to get, I thought they were just doing it to each other, not her dead body.
@sumitmittal88502 жыл бұрын
that one just lets the people check how awful of a person they are. i laughed. I'm awful af
@phobe10422 жыл бұрын
@@sumitmittal8850 same
@garrettbenedek1036 Жыл бұрын
THATS THE nvm
@xShadow_MD Жыл бұрын
Bruh i had to hear it 6 times to finally understand it....
@Bradygoat6390 Жыл бұрын
Delivery is half of the battle . Also like Swift says " Know your audience "
@Bradygoat6390 Жыл бұрын
Liked the Digiorno reference too Swiftor
@scorpser45172 жыл бұрын
He needs to do a no limit jokes again
@yxzl1l1l1l1l.7_ombieGlitcher2 жыл бұрын
please.
@plsdontshoot36142 жыл бұрын
Eh. It was just a bunch of people with the same sense of humor they had at 12
@justinlom97832 жыл бұрын
That chuckle after the paul Walker joke made me laugh and rewind 5x 😂
@robooxisgood27182 жыл бұрын
I hate it when people vote no on good jokes and yes on bad jokes
@KGM40242 жыл бұрын
Bro the vids been out for 6 minutes
@Slenderbender20062 жыл бұрын
Bro must have found a way to watch the video on x10
@dyyuds84912 жыл бұрын
Bro this guy makes the same content evry time
@Mita-l6g2 жыл бұрын
Bro didn't even watched the whole video
@jeremybates38832 жыл бұрын
well it’s your opinion so
@juliansinghbassi53202 жыл бұрын
46:10 This one was gold, people voted no because he was searching for the joke.
@jayzzojay27772 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, everyone searched for a joke
@itsnotukulele9864Ай бұрын
The time travel joke was the real national treasure, people not getting it including swiftor made it even more hilarious for the few who got it😭😭
@juliansinghbassi5320Ай бұрын
@@itsnotukulele9864 could you put a timestamp please?
@John03030 Жыл бұрын
18:53 only if he did keep on holding on since that’d be perfect with his “what’s stronger than family”😂😂
@syonic4043 Жыл бұрын
Wish he didnt die, people both in chat and discord were being soft asf
@kayden_belle2 жыл бұрын
imagine this but with professional comedians
@NotDaveWhy2 жыл бұрын
Next Mr. Beast video???
@Christian-mf4jt Жыл бұрын
Will take forever
@FuttBuck. Жыл бұрын
With real guns
@Plutonium941502 жыл бұрын
Amazing to see og content creators still pushing daily video's.
@therealdrakedenny Жыл бұрын
2 years ago, I stumbled upon one of his videos and I've been hooked ever since.
@Alucard_Mihawk3842 жыл бұрын
The panda joke was 20/10 🤣🤣🤣
@justchilldude4777 Жыл бұрын
Bro wtf the 1forrest1 joke was gold. 😭
@HypedRakan Жыл бұрын
That guy humping the wall at 11:06 in the background has me ROLLING 😂
@orhanalbecer4839 Жыл бұрын
Swift: make jokes for familiys and kids..“ Swift 2 seconds later: shots right in the face 😂
@bluepenguin2071 Жыл бұрын
8:53 his knife twirling at the end seals this clip for me
@itsnotukulele9864Ай бұрын
The time travel joke was genius, and swiftor not getting it made it hilarious😂 😂
@larrytemen47892 жыл бұрын
See guys. That’s the look of complete loss of faith in humanity lol (I laughed extremely hard) 53:13
@Silxnce723 Жыл бұрын
“If your skin was a different color it would have been more affective” Swift 2023
@AustynRoach2 жыл бұрын
swiftors eyes at 20:24😂😂😂😂
@SephWise Жыл бұрын
I get that KZbin and TikTok have their strict "guidelines" that you'll *need* to abide by in order to remain monetized, but at the end of the day, comedy is subjective and NOTHING should be labeled as "off limits". You can joke about anything, just not with everyone.
@YahuahSavesByYahusha2 жыл бұрын
Oof that orphan joke was priceless! Hahaha adoption 1,000% of the time.
@chr0niC_C2 жыл бұрын
Dude the joke at 18:51 got me 😂
@zatoichibandit2 жыл бұрын
I can’t understand what he’s saying on that one. I got it. It was , whatever tree that Paul walker hit.
@StonerTrey2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying at the joke @ 18:57 😭😭😂😂
@dxrioo99 Жыл бұрын
54:09 has to be the best one💀
@ispenttoomuchongear Жыл бұрын
seriously, your video formats are all fun, but the people not being able to shut the fuck up in the background for 2 seconds until the joke is delivered kills it. Still a thumbs up and keep it going! :)
@Maximus-z4g Жыл бұрын
"How many dead bodies does it take to repair a broken light? Apparently, it takes more than seven because my light is still off" is so funny. 🤣
@crispeppard85772 жыл бұрын
At 52:50, that's our teacher saying that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@StefanKaizur2 жыл бұрын
duck got them bangers
@Spartos839 ай бұрын
18:13 some dude burbs * swift: no burping on stream, thank you very much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-do2ux4kx9l Жыл бұрын
The fact he saw the gray person on the fountain out side around 15:00 looked at hime then saw other guys and didnt kill Grey guy
@childofnewlight Жыл бұрын
"Faux pas" joke was hilarious.
@ricomoreno5369 Жыл бұрын
I was so fricking surprised when I heared the sex joke
@courtneyestati5061 Жыл бұрын
Honestly surprised there werent more anecdote type jokes.
@yougotdeadlol_yt Жыл бұрын
I'm christian but I found that Jesus joke funny by the Irish character at 21:33
@baoge45912 жыл бұрын
That Panda joke is hilarious.
@tw3ck082 жыл бұрын
What’s the diff between family and multiplayer? “ you are guaranteed a squad but not a family”
@RadarTheHedghog1 Жыл бұрын
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day…Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for life!
@TitanCrusader2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad right as he shot the guy who did the IHOP joke lol
@Ray-ko1po2 жыл бұрын
I was having a stressful time with recent exams and this short that lead me to your videos that helped me relax. Thanks
@unpopulareli73332 жыл бұрын
U should be studying instead of wasting your pathetic life watching these videos.
@Desmond-dc2qx Жыл бұрын
Swiftor: laughs at a joke chat looking at the yes: MINE MINE MINE MINE
@nl99632 жыл бұрын
I like these better when you're not on tiktok 😂😂😂
@-Arrow1920-2 жыл бұрын
the dude that did the british chess joke kinda hit hard on me geez...
@brianbitting35622 жыл бұрын
The panda joke had me crack up !
@ethanprovost9062 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great content swifter
@textontelegraam_swiftor12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching☝️ 🔝🔝☝️ And commenting Send a direct message right away 🆙🆙 you just won a gift🎁...
@skylerwellman71 Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke. No matter the subject. If you get offended by a joke, thats a you problem. Maybe comedy isn’t for you.
@smokeyydopeyy1834 Жыл бұрын
That joke was bizarre 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sebastian-bs5dq2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy first and last joke got me dead asf
@hexagonshorts21862 жыл бұрын
21:20 Or maybe it took only one nail to hang up the painting
@blackmerkit142 Жыл бұрын
Swiftor: "K.Y.A" My dumbass: "Kill your ass?!" Swiftor: "Know Your Audience, guys." Me: "...fu-"
@dankroot15872 жыл бұрын
21:05 Nailed it!
@jamesworleydashesfuturemod89492 жыл бұрын
I love how bad their hiding places are
@PannenTheKoek2 жыл бұрын
I was just watching the latest hide and seek. Now this pops up and it's a long video, I'm questioning my YT life before I found your content.
@textontelegraam_swiftor12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching☝️ 🔝🔝☝️ And commenting Send a direct message right away 🆙🆙 you just won a gift🎁...
@brianbitting35622 жыл бұрын
One of the best my personal favorite swiftor says
@dawghorseman38992 жыл бұрын
Sniper needs to chill, he interrupts 50% of the jokes.
@TheboysCreed2 жыл бұрын
man some of the jokes, gosh man, they had me cracking up
@EternalAzhrei2 жыл бұрын
Someone please explain the joke at 24:10. My friend does not get it.
@jaysnipez25222 жыл бұрын
42:48 was one of the worst jokes I’ve heard in this series been watching for years 💀
@CMNUnknown Жыл бұрын
That one dude that hid and left his house 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@onienlol2 жыл бұрын
13:40 Swiftor heard this same joke about 2 years ago and he didn't laugh then xD I guess his humor changed a bit.
@Dr_Zeus_official2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the joke to me at 56:10 I feel like I missed something
@SyrianEiAD2 жыл бұрын
Miss-steaks
@Solsama03 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if swift laughs it should add like 5% positive votes lol
@creeperspartan1178 Жыл бұрын
The illnesses joke was hilarious.
@-Sceneshorts- Жыл бұрын
Wtf did he say i cant tell
@JewKyle666 Жыл бұрын
That jew to heaven joke was gold xD Duck deserved to go through
@T.K.F.N.2 жыл бұрын
He needed to tweak is AC. Cuz the joke heat got high🤣
@shawnbrewer872 Жыл бұрын
BRO THAT LANDMINE ONE I WAS JUST THINKING
@LunoSays Жыл бұрын
"Bye RainbowKappa" 🤣
@ImCeeJay2 жыл бұрын
I got the skin through the Burger King Mexico app. Signed up with three emails and one hit for me. Edit: Went to check and looks like it's still available to sign up for. Just make sure you put your phone number in after signing up. If anyone is looking to score it of course.
@SyrianEiAD2 жыл бұрын
You guys should definitely come to the twitch and vote for me if you want more dad jokes🥸
@sodem13ter32 Жыл бұрын
I work in a restaurant, i loved the tonight's diner on me joke. :D
@ElijahNMitchell2 жыл бұрын
“Well done” made me chuckle as a Jew.
@ProtoType45882 жыл бұрын
swiftor if you were to upgrade to windows 11 just make sure its a fresh install most of the problems people experience like file explorer crashing and such are due to upgrading from windows 10 to 11 but yeah 2 things stand out 3 now in 22h2 its autohdr and directstorage if you got a nvme last thing came now with 22h2 file explorer now acts like a browser were you can open multiple tabs of folders there is also things like windows sandbox which is like a disposable vm instance that removes itself on exit good for when you don't trust files but has to be enabled in "programs & features" keep in mind that windows 11 is just windows 10 with a new settings window baked on top of it the reason its 11 is purely due to tpm requirement if that wasn't there all this would have been baked into windows 10
@jaekamei2 жыл бұрын
Religious, Sexual and Political jokes are the best.
@ambroiserabier4294 Жыл бұрын
13:55 was funny, more funny than a few jokes right before. Maybe my tastes are different given that English isn't my first language.
@DrakonisNegatum4 ай бұрын
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the wheelchair olympics? Walking." I'm voting Yes... also, may god have mercy on your soul lmao
@WitsMark Жыл бұрын
38:52 i know a Borderlands reference when i see it 😂
@nathanmalbrue29242 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I liked the chicken cross the road joke
@fireviper5063 Жыл бұрын
21:36 so of you guys are snowflakes lol. Im a Christian and this joke was still hilarious to me
@AzulDevin68802 жыл бұрын
I had some black friends, they were good neighbors but one day they disappeared. I went to go ask my dad to help find them but before I even told him what happened, I noticed we were suddenly rich
@brianbitting35622 жыл бұрын
Love this channel
@amnaniqbal85762 жыл бұрын
this guy did a good one 45:07 , is that everyone switched off their brain cells for 20s. i wished that 4 year old would mute themself
@itsnotukulele9864Ай бұрын
Man, that joke was for people who catch on quick, and swiftor not getting was the cherry on top. Guy won even though died'
@argreath Жыл бұрын
20:30 still trying to figure out the joke
@Tilin3000-ju1lj Жыл бұрын
If swifter laughs chat, chooses yes😂
@soybeanis2 жыл бұрын
38:52 Borderlands reference??
@soybeanis2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apeaeJtjeqZ1nJI context
@Official-V-V2 жыл бұрын
As someone who was adopted myself, I think you need to reset your mindset on what it really is to adopt a child. Sick video swift!!
@andrewwolf43092 жыл бұрын
I'm adopted and as an adult I realize you can't love and raise another mans son the same as your own. Very very few have that kind of ability. I rather have been aborted then lived the life I had.
@carsontaylor16542 жыл бұрын
you should do a mode were they get tactics only to escape you last on alive wins
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm2 жыл бұрын
I love the joke: What does Jesus and princess peach have in common? They both got nailed by an Italian. Can’t remember if it’s been said before in a match
@Zona9842 жыл бұрын
Bro 💀
@BlackGoldTech2 жыл бұрын
Kid said he phone was being slow😂😂
@mcre3142 жыл бұрын
why do the other players feel the need to critique so much
@swiftor2 жыл бұрын
I don't mind as long as it's after the joke
@abm2lit2 жыл бұрын
The first one was funny because of his accent 😂 ill let him live
@hv84232 жыл бұрын
That first joke was soooo bad 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@tj49382 жыл бұрын
Swift even tho y'all aren't comedians, wen you step in the realm of jokes anything goes. You have to be open to it. Comedians get a lot of shit but that's the one time people should actually laugh and not take everything serious. Everybody talk mess about everybody, it's just better when you do it to their face lol
@Youarereadingmycomment2 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been a 100% joke
@kelvineijkenboom7289 Жыл бұрын
Simon could have said, Simon says go away... That would be funny cause you know